AYG Comedy Podcast: Sleeping With Your Eyes Open w/ Kippy & Foley

[@kayskelton4034]

The $10 patreon level fills the history hyena sized hole in my heart

[@AreYouGarbage]

Happy to hear! Thanks!

[@edlangone]

These kids are screwed in

[@kayskelton4034]

@@cerealkilla718 yeah, ended in March. Chris and Yanni split and have their own podcasts now.

[@davidperez5089]

Goddamn lovers spat. Those guys suck now.

[@kayskelton4034]

@@davidperez5089 I love them both but they truly are better together

[@here7036]

"I lost all my money in a Legion of Skanks pump and dump scheme" 🤣 what a strong open

[@zacharyhendershott]

Bruh I lost it when Kippy said I was standing on my back deck at midnight waiting for the bus 😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahahahahha

[@elizabethmahoney2526]

P

[@NoBanksNearby]

Pretty sure KayJay started to say "Thousand Island Stare" instead of "Thousand Yard Stare" but he caught himself. I love this show so much hahahaha

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha you may be right

[@GorbyP]

You got that from cumtown, not funny anymore

[@here7036]

LOL maybe the strongest Aunt Tuddy bit yet! "You know she has her Associates Degree from Montgomery County Community College in Molecular Biology, she knows how to balance a checkbook." "Oh wow she did that in two years..." Fucking dying lmao

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@TurfMarkLawnCare]

“Whore-outlet with blown out holes” Toby is funny af 🤣🤣

[@rileyswanson321]

Foley coming in hott with the flesh colored shirt 😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

Lol playing it fast and loose with the wardrobe!

[@MaTTheWish]

That's his swimming shirt.

[@davidperez5089]

Looks naked from a distance-wtf Foley man?!

[@cloudbloom]

It's his defensive power move for the off chance that anyone asks him to play shirts vs skins, that way he can technically play both sides without having to embarrass himself when disrobing on the blacktop

[@DocManhattan56]

Kippy is on fire in this one! It's a hot one!

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🙏🙏

[@thedegeneratesdigest138]

The fact Foleys first idea of wealth accumulation is to leverage his successful business to get stake in a laundromat is proof positive he’ll never be not brokeish regardless of income. 😂 Gotta get him on an Allen Iverson Reebok contract before he’s belly up on a car wash or something 😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahaha i gotta get him in line

[@Nickscrazylips]

It's all about who you know.

[@samanthab1923]

Right? It’s like cops retiring & buying liquor stores 😆

[@armaviewer2578]

Bless'th he who bring'th me AYG

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🗑🙏

[@breakercassidy6946]

I know you guys only take patreon q’ but I gotta heater - “ Have you ever had your low on gas or check engine light burn out from being on so frequently?” I LOVE Love love this show!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahaha thanks man!

[@akingaard3535]

Literally just cut one of my Moms ultra light 100's while you brought it up...garbage ✂+🚬=trashhhh. And I grew up at grandma's house that has 4 Elvis posters framed,blankets,pillows,plates,and magnets.....it's a tough look. 👌

[@AreYouGarbage]

Traaaashhhhhh

[@accidental-life]

LMFAO! "Whore Outlet" with "blown out holes" Toby is HILARIOUS!!!

[@Gibsoncustom89]

Have to kindly disagree with Kipster on the stacking dishes for the server thing. It's only trashy if you Tip Less BECAUSE you "did their job for them." Plus, doing a little clean up is less time I have to stare at the old bag trying to find something to make boring conversation about.

[@duke3250]

T-rash.

[@RESTORED_REPUBLIQ]

Garbaggggee

[@phl_knives]

100% I still do it, i know for me clearing a table for a server or bus boy on a busy night it was nice to just grab and go, high end restaurants i think it is garbage. If you tip less because of it,you're absolutely rotting trash. I like to tip 25+% as a base basic service, great service more. I know that bigger tip with an easy table is a nice addition to a long ass shift

[@Gibsoncustom89]

@@phl_knives amen. Fancy places are expensive enough that the staff has to be on top of pre-bussing. Nothings trashier that picking up plates off a table as a server and they do the lean back move. Just make people's jobs easier if it's to literally wait on you hand & foot.

[@phl_knives]

@@Gibsoncustom89 Oh nothing made me more crazy than those kinds of customer's. Those are usually the same scumbags that tip under 15% too. In over a decade in the restaurant industry it was very common that people who acted like that tipped like trash.

[@jakeegarris]

As a teen I used to buy Marlboro red 100’s and chop the filters in half. Totally forgot about that until now

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂 super trash move

[@glass1258]

Hey I still do that bro 😎

[@pmcg1238]

Omfg I was dieing watching this!! I thought we were gonna lose Foley in the beginning..

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@swillsie]

We're here with local weirdo, who sleeps on his knees.. Toby McT💀🤣

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@brookes6112]

Man their riff after talking about Flips eyes wide shut sleep, “buddy try some decaf will ya” I am dead 🤣🤣

[@bobbyrobinette5772]

Rumpus room was the name of the first rave club I ever went to!

[@guy8029]

21:55 “Throwing holy water at ‘im” that fucking got me so bad whilst driving earlier 😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahaha be careful out there folks

[@takeahike2993]

TriTips McMuffin; you sleep like that bc it comforts you. Get a body pillow, dawg.

[@kourtneyrowe]

26:17 I used to sleep walk ALOT. Scared the 💩 out of my family. I’ve pretty much grown out of it at 39 y/o LOL I keep things interesting with my Narcolepsy 😂. Favorite podcast ever! ♥️

[@UnkleBot]

most companies invest in stocks, bonds, improving their business...first thing in foley's mind is laundromat chain.... lmao

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@runnersp1985]

Long time Spotify listener, but I’ve only started watching on youtube recently. Your set dressing game is on another level, half of my childhood is back there. I guess that makes me garbaggio!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha thanks my dude!

[@kayskelton4034]

Welcome to the fam!

[@elizabethmahoney2526]

You can always tell when the boys learn a new phrase or euphemism. Kippy leans into it harrrrrd. Johnny on the spot!!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahaha

[@StarveAnArtist]

Foley is spiritually from Chicago. Welcome to the city my friend. Bears. Sausage. Italian beef.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@tylerburke3124]

Foley hit him with the "when you lookin for a best friend getcha self a kippy" feel like it's been a while, but I missed it

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🙏🙏

[@Hamispeople]

@@AreYouGarbage When's Kippy going to say he loves Foley? :(

[@charleyjones4420]

​@@Hamispeoplenever lmao, the jokes are too funny

[@txtacos817-3]

These two better than anything on any network in any country

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks dude 🙏🗑🙏

[@ShaneGillis432HZ]

Come to rochester if you like escape rooms the whole place is based on one

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@escobary3359]

Yes sir ! We here all the way from Stockton CA watching episodes back to back today

[@Goldiegirl6240]

The .88 cent in my bank account says I’ll be signing up to the patreon this Friday. Got my garbage question cooking. Hope it hits as hard as that $5 charge hits my account!

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 my man. Thank you

[@kayskelton4034]

Making the right move, my friend!

[@pattywiththefatty]

Solid investment. Wait til you get a load of the chicken sandwiches on there.

[@kayskelton4034]

Economic eating tips

[@jackdub7740]

kippy almost said thousand island stare edit : 21:22 if you dont believe

[@AreYouGarbage]

NO I DIDNT! 👀👀

[@MaTTheWish]

Thousand eyed,,,uh, right through me. Lol

[@blackd480]

Here once again

[@AreYouGarbage]

My man’

[@UGottaBelieve]

Foley’s laugh can cure anything

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha love when the big man gets the giggles

[@davidpatriot1082]

I literally just searched about the berenstain bears last night and now you guys are talking about it. Its insane how often that happens with this show. ill be watching something, reading something, looking something up, and then that show all of a sudden you guys are talking about that thing and its always something random like the berenstain bears. LOL youre creeping me out fellas

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂👀👀

[@mr.haynes965]

We used to to cut the plastic wrapper on the black and milds and take the tip off...roll a blunt and put the tip on it and put the blunt in the plastic...then take em to concert during the summer and smoke em on the lawn

[@AreYouGarbage]

Not too shabby!

[@boat_house_at_the_himbo_dome]

Takin a hit straight from the hershey bottle is strictly a 3am fridge lit activity.

[@AreYouGarbage]

That I dont hate...

[@HFoley-zp7xh]

Absolutely

[@paulwangler]

I've never met someone so obsessed with how their actions are viewed. Kippy is a funny boy.

[@mangoperez4741]

That whole sleeping segment killed me 😂😂

[@georgesorossevilnose6478]

This podcast after 10 episodes is making me realize I’m a lot more garbage than I thought.

[@mattyoungs7184]

Run this up the ranks!!!! Give us a Mount Rushmore or a top 5, whichever is more trash of course, of the biggest trash moves or the biggest garbage dead giveaways

[@AreYouGarbage]

I dont hate it!

[@karldomogalla2058]

I really wish Aunt Tooty was a real person and this was really her basement. That bit about the associate degree in biochemistry warmed my trashy heart.

[@ian57061]

When did she say she wasent real ?, was it the first studio episode ?

[@karldomogalla2058]

There is a chance she is a real person- plenty of folks have crazy relatives, whether the stories about them are exaggerated or not. However, there is almost no chance that their studio is actually in her basement and that they are constantly dealing with her antics.

[@edlangone]

What if the real Aunt Tuddy was the friends we made along the way?

[@victoriah5397]

I was so early that my tv wouldn’t even play the video

[@AreYouGarbage]

Quickest hands on the net!

[@cloudbloom]

41:24 I was at my nieces twelfth birthday party yesterday and I was the only one in the fam taking multiple smoke breaks. God knows what my niece thinks of me, I have become my uncle Bill who used to do the same at family gatherings when I was young. Circle of trashy life, folks🙏

[@your_average_traveler9166]

Haha i had that snoopy snow cone machine 😅. F I'm old!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Damn!!

[@seanwade8711]

Watching AYG in skivvies tonight cuz you know the A/C ain't coming on. Straight trash over here fellas.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Oh man. Thats a TOUGH look

[@taliaxsatania]

The AC show was a blast, guys. Seriously one of the best nights I can remember

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks! You were the best!

[@maciejkuzma8947]

Let’s get Casey balsham back in the stu boys!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Lol so funny. Just scheduled her for next week!

[@ian57061]

My favorite phone notification

[@AreYouGarbage]

Love to see it

[@Dirtyjoe_13]

I hate to break it to the guy with painted couches…. Your parents were on drugs 😂😂😂

[@natemeehan355]

Longer aunt tooty intros are the best keepem comin

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha big man went long with this one!

[@jibba1681]

My birthday is August 12 and you guys are in Boston. Couldn’t work out any better. Now I need to stop procrastinating and buy the tickets

[@AreYouGarbage]

Nice! Its close to selling out. I would scoop them soon!

[@akwz2448]

Lagunitas in the back like it’s a decoration… TRAAAAASH 😂

[@mrbrandon_am9086]

I add the milk to the Hershey’s bottle, but I’ll also do it straight syrup from time to time. Open the fridge, pull the bottle out and spray it in my mouth, put it back and close the door. Gonna loose these feet fast 😅

[@accidental-life]

For the beginning I sleep with my knee or knees to my chest. In the middle of sleep I always roll over to my stomach with both legs stretched out.

[@Rs-xw4bj]

"ya ever had pizza on a friday" lmfaaaaoooooooooo

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@fakename1656]

Hearing you guys speak with the chicago accent sounded pretty nice. Been binging back catalog aug for 2 weeks and I hear my self speaking like youse bozos. Love it

[@LuckyLuch1]

Shout out to freaking black and milds! I was so trash I smoked a pack a day of those for years but didn't smoke butts thinking it was healthier.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah trash logic!

[@J22-c1i]

How many were in a pack? One black & mild and I can't breathe right for a couple days

[@LuckyLuch1]

@@J22-c1i 5.. it was brutal

[@phl_knives]

Toby is 100% correct about the keys for not only laundry but most things. I know guys who do penatration testing and shockingly Amazon has keys for everything. Watching Deviant Ollam on KZbin will change how you secure your hotel, it changed how I travel for sure. Especially on .GOV contracts

[@Tplantsurvivor17]

Ol Toby is kinda FAF at times 💯🙃. Love you boy's 🥃

[@BostonBlues]

Kippy Crockett, King of the wild frontier 🦝

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🗑🗑

[@MrAcroJon]

Freakin a mild, hell yeah T-bone!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Lol trash!

[@GriseldaBSF410]

Burnie lights are preforarted on the filter exclusively so you can cut them

[@Walt1996]

This pronunciation of crazy is …crazy 47:12

[@BigTeetz]

Great one guys!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thank you sir! 🙏🗑🙏

[@ryanward3871]

"My mom tries to pass off America's Choice from time to time... I told her to hit the fucking bricks. I almost put that broad in a home"😂😂

[@duke3250]

Next week Foley will start his own podcast called table talk all about everything nobody wanted to know about being a server. Love you guys.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂 he has to learn how to use the recorder first

[@chrisbloomfield3350]

The sleeping with knees up is pretty normal. It goes back to the "natural" state of the "fetal position." They say it's the best position to sleep in for stretching purposes.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Ahhhh still seems trashy when tbone does it

[@here7036]

The More You Know 🌠

[@MaTTheWish]

Who said that? Epstein?

[@chrisbloomfield3350]

@@MaTTheWish nah I think it was Trump. So it must be true 🤣🤣

[@marcwhite3087]

I just ripped my filter in half!!! Hahaha

[@kaw803]

I had to turn this video up because my kid's rock tumbler is drowning it out! 🤣

[@ms9044]

I grew up in Rhode Island and we said rumpus room. But now that Foley said it it does sound super creepy.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah for sure

[@terrygraff8696]

Had to take a break at 48 minutes for a San Buuurnadino... Got me craving one with that home run saying.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahhaha allowed!

[@jerseyjags98]

Tru da rooof 🚀

[@AreYouGarbage]

Cooking!

[@cloudbloom]

You know that Foley is in a jam when his shirt is the same color of his knees

[@samanthab1923]

Yikes 🫔

[@tiltistone3341]

I want the boys on Kill Tony! Get on it team! Bug tony n redban till it happens!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah would love to do it

[@johnjr2641]

Thanks Boys

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thank you buddy

[@thareckoner5453]

At the very end of the meal. Pre-bussing the table is not Trash. A year ago you'd be stealing the silverware, now you can't put it on a plate and slide it over a little bit? C'mawn!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Lol nah man. Its trashy.

[@jesse_t1000]

Lmao i grew up watching davey crockett in the 90s as well. Big davey and daniel boone kid. I can still sing part of the davey crockett theme song

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha 🗑🗑🗑

[@jerpinel2628]

Foleys food reviews. From the road great content

[@AreYouGarbage]

Were doing stuff on the road. Working on some stuff for the future!

[@ItoHiyori]

Just realized how garbage I am. My dad was an Elvis impersonator, and would dress me up and bring me on stage. Not as a job, a hobby. Fml lol😅.

[@DarthGabejpg]

Foley is really giving it to Ari in these intros hhaha🤘🤘🤘

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@anttr4601]

Me and my cousin sneak out but not for a Burnie but for a sip of the nose beer 😉

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🗑🗑

[@seabronc2484]

This is my most rewatched episode. Definitely the best family ep, with the Foley "GARBAGE" and the Kevin "FIRED, next!"

[@debbieskrletts725]

Good show

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks!

[@patricknew9547]

i want to make a public garbage statement " I Pat Rick wants to live on microwaved Jamaican Beef Patties...and I'm proud!"

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🗑🗑

[@russlasky6162]

57 min I can't stop thinking about rumpus room. I got 4 grandmas never heard that.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Lol its so weird

[@rustyshackleford4958]

Oh man. I used to roll the cigarette filter between my fingers a bit until the inside loosened up. Pull out the filter, tear it in half, stick it back in. High school was tough when everyone’s parents smoked lights

[@AreYouGarbage]

Jeeeeesus.

[@Learntoswim2024]

You gotta take the filter out after you dip your cig in formaldehyde before smoke it. Sherms, good times. Pure trash.

[@bryanhoover289]

I’m headed to the bar with the boys and happy to have uncle Hank kippy and TBone riding copilot! GOODNIGHT! 🌙

[@AreYouGarbage]

Happy to be aboard the dirtbag mobile!

[@bryanhoover289]

@@AreYouGarbage home run of a comment boys 😂⚾️

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🙏🙏

[@Teddy-nd2jq]

That’s insane that this came up, it’s not too long, but my aunt is going through a divorce, and also had a heart attack so she’s out of work, so my mom offered to have her stay with us for a week, I felt the garbage immediately after I was told she was stay here

[@mitchellhenley6285]

31:30 I can see my fridge from my couch right now.. fuck.. it’s not painted though lol

[@barrymcokinner2718]

Foley gonna start a side patreon just to pay all the people he owes too 😂

[@dave2204]

a few yings and some loosies thanks boys for a great wednesday night love AYG better check your 6 with that damn long hair russian hacker

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahha aint nothing wrong with it!

[@Fashunh8r]

AYYYE KIPPY!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Whats good bruh?!

[@williamschell7815]

Shout out sleeping with your eyes open, I have freaked out a few roommates

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahah that shit is bonkos

[@TheDeadStretch]

FUCK! Toby called it out perfect for the people who stack the plates and stuff while eating out. That is the exact thought going thru my head when I do it. LMAO!

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@TheOriginalTroll]

I’ve been waiting for Foley to say “or if they’re just a big ol’ piece of shit” for fucking ever

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@carlos8672]

Make good wit da gee LOL 😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@davidbrown8235]

Love this poddy waddy but if helping the wait staff is trash I'm out on class. That's just watching out for the homies, good people stuff.

[@CosmicGiggleMusic]

I worked with a bartender who tore off the entire filter to smoke a cig so he could smoke it faster and get more out of it when he was busy and needed to shave some seconds off his smoke break. He was a marine and a savage

[@PonchoNOS]

23:00 thats the hardest ive heard him laugh hahaa

[@davidpatriot1082]

I want to stay in a garbage hotel and buy a garbage blood diamond while there as a souvenir