AzzyLand Can't Actually Sing...

[@JamesMarriott]

everyone go to thiccshop.com if you want to look epic also big up Alan Beans for coming on the channel

[@1locon155monstersandinosaurs]

James Marriott THICC, But I already got some c;

[@Ywhre]

But would you sell Alex's feet pics under the Thicc brand? Easy money tbh.

[@ilikesocks8861]

James marriot i certainly enjoy your videos but...I don’t know where this was going. Oh well :)

[@EVAN-fy9kh]

I’m getting a childish hoodie...

[@crazypotatonogon2671]

Is allex actually gay

[@ebs8140]

Azzy: Running for that money James: ITS THAT EASY? *gets up to run for money* Alex: You have to be able to run... James’ dreams: *CRUSHED*

[@finntaylor3590]

Change your pop

[@finntaylor3590]

Pfp I’m actually illiterate

[@maximoernestivilaechague9121]

1k like

[@tami_sings5337]

@Community Of friends hotel; trivago

[@chaityean466]

I'll roll

[@ImAllexx]

Love money

[@willsmithgaming2053]

*virgin*

[@angel-qs8ox]

beans?

[@stephcurry8725]

beanz

[@spider-woman7750]

Hello daddy!

[@kups5028]

Hello mr beanz do you like cheese

[@zomb6itez]

that was the calmest 'no, please dont' ive ever heard lmao

[@crownsandhawaiianshirts3010]

YESSSS MCR IS BACCCKKKKK. LOVE THE PROF PIC

[@Kukoric4]

Your pfp is everything

[@mushitaroscucumberson]

I find Killjoys everywhere

[@nadeezn]

Ewa Jackiewicz ok?

[@jonk.e07]

YESSSS MCR IS BACK

[@amemer804]

The amount of autotune applied to her voice is unreal

[@memegreggreg2741]

A Memer ikr wtf

[@jjafs1008]

@Leanne Webber *PLS😭😂🤚*

[@thvfeo7706]

well she did state that she did do that song for fun and not to show that she can sing sooooo

[@mohdfardeen1866]

1 more like for 1k

[@cherrybomber3328]

@@thvfeo7706 oh god an Azzy land stan

[@queef_01]

two things; 1. Why is James good at imitating a trumpet 2. 2:41 jAzZ it reminds me of ‘ya like jazz’

[@senminim3rcy162]

Ikr

[@thatdumbbitch4347]

That’s cause he is actually a trumpet

[@maxXploration]

3:10 Alex said "no daddy please."

[@old-yd2kp]

Tippex Sniffer u mean 2:42

[@ginaensley5105]

*jazz hands*

[@peterparkersass]

6:43 Where.. Are.... Alex's... Pants...

[@bruunduun]

Omg

[@samugalde4563]

Wonder what they were doing before;)

[@beepboopbobop]

They’re probably his skin colour for anybody wondering :/

[@yesmynameisacorn3904]

:)

[@ermwhatthefreak333]

*NANI?*

[@igluebox1266]

This video is just James bullying Alex 😂

[@belindacuenca1622]

True ima gave his vid a thumb down cus all he does is hate

[@njomtherealest1460]

Belinda Cuenca what 😂 you just don’t get his humour don’t you

[@syraijade7629]

Belinda Cuenca um that’s their friendship tf

[@waitingrroom]

i think it’s the other way around tbh.

[@sarajanetaylor615]

@@belindacuenca1622 your joking right😂😂😂😂

[@Laibaarts]

Editor: how much autotune you want? Azzy: yes

[@CelestiaLu]

[ E L L E ] funny but someone already said that

[@Laibaarts]

@@CelestiaLu mk

[@querrsmackssumtingwong6467]

someone already said but lmaooo

[@kaeleighrosegold9768]

Yeah she asked her friend for the autotune she uses for her intros and she said she wanted to use it for the whole video XD

[@kash2173]

@@kaeleighrosegold9768 didn’t she ask gloom

[@4rulesofcake729]

3:10 did Alex just say “no daddy please?”

[@sarajanetaylor615]

Omg I heard it and I can't unhear it😂😂😂

[@t0ast5745]

Yeah probably

[@senminim3rcy162]

Lol

[@blueoofimanegg8038]

He did omg

[@4rulesofcake729]

Daisyxo If he did said Danny, why? ._. Is there secretly a person named Danny hiding in the closet. (°o°)

[@Justine_Music]

As a jazz musician, I also cry in bed playing the trumpet at night. True story

[@macomacarrao]

Oh

[@Broccolie]

Yahoo

[@desireanddecay3583]

same

[@D10RFITZ]

okay...? you aren’t funny.

[@Justine_Music]

@@D10RFITZ The fuck you getting at? No intention to, I spoke but truth

[@laurabrowne5792]

Azzyland: run and get that money People in a wheelchair:

[@eee4607]

Lol

[@samael1274]

People who are broke

[@zebraislife]

Or bedridden

[@D14607]

💀

[@Sarah-lo8cr]

👁👄👁

[@Ridz149]

Alex hair makes him look like some anime emo

[@JohnSmith-kv8dx]

A bit like 2-D from Gorillaz.

[@rex4524]

John Smith he really does belong in the gorillaz universe

[@bbl4st3edd69]

*Ridz He looks more like a anime emo crackhead*

[@canyounot2102]

Ridz // he _is_ an anime emo

[@uncreativeusername3772]

His bangs need to be a bit longer

[@cerysgibby7542]

Allex and James: *makes video together* The audience: "tHe sExUaL tEnSiOn bEtWeEn tHeSe tWo iS tOo mUcH"

[@ABCDEF-qg1bj]

So true😂

[@andidoesart]

Yes... New ship? 😂❤️

[@oona7099]

I ship them so much XDD

[@samuelennis4432]

True

[@luckyleano6030]

@Phannypacker Power I think he said "no don't, plea-" But I srsly can't unhear it😂

[@The_ATF_]

The worst thing about the song is that she’s a kids commentary channel and that’s her music video

[@_Biscuitbear]

And her twerking for 24 hours...

[@ggmmdh]

@@_Biscuitbear ew I remember that

[@hallelujah6515]

And she was naked on 1 million

[@avabailey3021]

her videos are for everyone not just kids she cusses and other stuff you really think her videos are for kids? really do ur research.

[@ggmmdh]

@@avabailey3021 well, she used to be kid friendly back when she made the videos, “Twerking For 24 Hours” and this music video.

[@amydavison8537]

So no one is going to talk about 5:38 then 😬 Maybe we should keep it that way-

[@kimpie6701]

i fine that part so funny

[@grimble6969]

Nikocado Avacado would love to see that shit-

[@snakeyboii6142]

@@grimble6969 i burst out laughing lol

[@xxitzjamesxxo39]

What??

[@dad.b.y]

pretty awkward and not ok but if they usually joke around like that is whatever ig

[@Scrubby]

kiss?

[@JamesMarriott]

Yes

[@bigtoelicka47]

Yes, lord scrubby

[@teasipperlioness9222]

Lol Scrubby

[@Itsme71220]

Oh Scrubby is here!! Love your Twitter videos😉 Edit: someone corrected me KZbin***

[@gaykayaks2802]

@@Itsme71220 what about the KZbin videos? Or does your mind discard the fact that his KZbin videos are amazing?

[@_nicole_1204]

4:14 Is Trump’s final speech before getting elected

[@jimmynutrin7235]

_Nicole _ dumb libtard

[@queeniebeanie3196]

😂 I’m dead

[@lockaebi]

Immmm deaddd 🤣🤣🤣

[@datgoodshi8356]

Yep

[@yeetusking1237]

I thought it said "Trump's final speech before getting executed."

[@gloxx02]

*POV: You're looking for the angry AzzyLand fans*

[@justarandomperson5345]

Yeah it's so fun watching 7-12 yr olds trying to "roast" grown men 😭

[@evanroldan9566]

Yeahh

[@LastBrigadiez]

Yup

[@taroumaru3869]

Shhhhh don’t tell them

[@tessyboy7158]

I get that this is a parody, but I only realized that after she announced it. A good parody should be funny and creative so that you can immediately tell it isn't serious.

[@luka_8]

The fact that it is a parody kinda restores my faith in humanity. Jeez, if that was real I'd go shoot myself, for real, that is so bad

[@cancerousfetus9889]

Literally nothing about the song is a parody. It seems like a genuine attempt to make a good song (which she flopped.)

[@lavenbug]

Willing to bet she only said it was a parody when she saw that it flopped. She was probably dead serious when making it lmao

[@myusernamehasgayinitgiveme4953]

wait, really? i feel like she only said it's a parody because it's so bad, but hey i can't prove that so..

[@blacksheepl6420]

THAT WAS THE FUCKING JOKE she was trying to potray how easy it is to make a rap song regardless how garbage it really is and listen to the way she says "but i said no" the way its said is a dead giveaway it's just a joke

[@READYTOGLARE]

Alan beans lmao

[@simblrboo118]

READY TO GLARE yes hunty

[@myusernamehasgayinitgiveme4953]

wow it's you ;o

[@01kalderic1]

Oh I love your channel, glad to see you like James too!

[@allysilman1631]

I swear you watch every channel that I watch lmao I always see you in the comments. Love your content queen x

[@helenlerner04]

oh hi mark

[@uhh8668]

name a better duo i will wait

[@lewish6919]

Ninja and Drake

[@Savitra]

Alex and 50K a month

[@girlwithabigheart7169]

Peanut butter and jelly

[@shelly-tg4qc]

Dan and Phil

[@uhh8668]

Sartre OW you have got me their

[@NaThingSerious]

Her voice is literally auto tune, no actual singing, just auto tune, she sounds like a robot

[@4x3ll3x2]

Misuru9255 Yeah! Which is also why this is trash because of how serious it seemed! I feel like she is feeding into the stereotype that all females are good diggers!

[@yolki3591]

@general poncho airplane 3&4 omg calm down

[@jennievickers5347]

basically she is trying to compete with jacob sartorious

[@pufferfishparty]

That’s how it’s meant to sound though

[@kidahasanaj8979]

Ok everbody calm down her voice in not autotune ,who has seen her videos may understad ,and also atleast she dosent make video saying bad thing about people . This video is only to steal our attention . A litte info im not a fan of none of these youtubers .soo stop hating people how bad can it be .if you dont want to listen to the music video just ignore it. Stop hating 😒😛😛😛😒😒😞good day/night

[@juno9607]

5:45 “D On’ t *to u ch* ME!”

[@aaronpownall7324]

It’s a feminist comfirmed

[@kosmogaming5592]

And this is where I have a weird face! This don’t make no sense so imma just say random DAD

[@spottedtigrr]

At that moment it was soooooooooooooo gay

[@Zombeedog]

i read that as he said that 👁👄👁

[@fushxen]

Is it a refrene to DHMIIS, or is it just me?

[@lukamiles639]

Drinking game: every time she says money, take a shot

[@andrei-mg5ee]

Well somebody is going to the hospital tonight

[@Rain-em5pw]

Damn it im already enough of an alchohol addict, mk lemme go just drink like 30 bottles of beer.

[@krishwang2012]

Fk, im only 16. I would do juice shots?

[@onioncookie.]

Oh ye boi *UNDERAGE DRINKING* The doctor could never be prepared so much

[@allthingsbasketball2556]

No I Wanna Drive So No Drinking

[@emjura]

I’m not even kidding my ad for this video was called ‘Sing Better’

[@alyssaaa-uo1mn]

Mine was too lmao

[@николдрумчева]

Mine was for simply piano

[@butterflyp3309]

Emilia Juraszek omg same

[@aishwaryap.2230]

SAME lol

[@slimjimin325]

Emilia Juraszek sammeeee

[@seauqis]

if you see this you definetly scrolled through newest to find the angry 12 year olds

[@samsungslastnotification5581]

No need to call me out 😢😢🙄🙄😔😔😕😕😕😞😞😣😣😣😭😭🤨🤨🤨

[@everiax7097]

Shhh

[@bonkersbonnersgaming7417]

Shush

[@Meijibby]

Fr 😭

[@se1inq]

stfu 😭✋ yeah i am

[@Robot_Rebel]

6:43 Why does Alex run like a penguin?

[@Sunflower-qt2sk]

Because he is one

[@kieralambert1579]

Because hes not running hes jogging

[@chickennuggets5512]

Adam Daly 😂

[@rockypocky1778]

DUUUUDE UR SO RIGHT

[@sammiii387]

Where are his pants tho

[@Hasan-qu2jg]

3:10 James: GET THOSE FEET OUT Alex: no dont. please dont.

[@laurakoller6542]

he said no daddy please

[@szasophiaa]

SsakesS did you also notice he’s NOT WEARING ANY PANTS

[@cypherarcade06]

ssophiaa he is lmao

[@emilykalunga3510]

Laura Koller oh my god he did

[@szasophiaa]

I'mJustTryingToUseTheMaxAmountOfCharacters he isn’t tho both in that time and later on whenever James tells him to start running he’s not wearing pants ooOh

[@animatingana6613]

everyone else: did alex say no daddy please me: alex is not wearing pants

[@frogz8982]

yeah i was like " my man's not wearing pants??" maybe it's shorts though

[@aubriefreeze4016]

@@frogz8982 booty shorts??

[@jeremymanosh7541]

@@aubriefreeze4016 mega def

[@lightningmcgeequeen8091]

What im confused..he is wearing pants..?

[@amaetika]

@@lightningmcgeequeen8091 When he gets told to run on the spot...

[@Footballnotsaka]

Don't lie you sorted the comments to see a bunch of 11 year olds get pissed

[@ghost-jv3rw]

Yes yes i did

[@juiice_the_kidd3492]

Fine, 🙄i did

[@icinnabon]

Yep

[@yesimagirl.9016]

Busted

[@dogwatergaming8341]

@Liam Noble aren't you 10?

[@tilleevivier8852]

3:10 I don't know If I misheard, but did Alex say "no daddy please" 😂😂😂

[@k4t598]

im pretty sure he said "dont" but it does sound like daddy

[@2010ToyotaCarolla]

He does!

[@匚卄丨卩丂乇卩乇几丨]

Copy... also I’m pretty sure he said “Please don’t do it” but yes it does sound like ‘daddy’

[@emeraldartz]

Sacred Yeet Sameee!!! and I heard “no daddy please no”

[@mingyuslefttoe3012]

I know

[@blossommutt2733]

2:42 the face he made when he said jazz 😂😂

[@harryedwardson8191]

XD

[@AlexxChris]

I was at the same time when I read yours comment OMG

[@harryedwardson8191]

Lmao even funnier the 2nd time

[@lilrexlapis]

Kuda Creations - It looks animated!

[@certifiedhoodclassic9825]

5:39 This moment tho

[@13jae85]

When he said "ashikadashahnedthatpeppah" I felt that 😔😔

[@bluexx24]

Same here 😔✊

[@designermv]

Yea that part really hit home 😔✊

[@milkyyyyway]

My heart felt sore 😔✊

[@streamboywithluvbts3734]

It changed me as a person 😔✊🏼

[@wavyyywith3ys789]

😔✊

[@sim-sh2xn]

I can't find the angry mob of 11 year old. Im gonna cry

[@astrasata]

Try now

[@htl8084]

Go 3 up

[@rolal]

Sort from most recent there’s too many

[@rhyscruickshank9372]

I found one do newest first

[@M1596-w3p]

me neither I can;t find themmmm

[@deepfrierrat5144]

9:31 she took a dank inhaler hit

[@saisan7577]

Kristina Neville 😂😂😂

[@yosheems]

Kristina Neville and the kids

[@kingsvg194]

Anyone know if James is gay, because Alex said he whipped out his “thing”

[@MsNoPixel]

Who the hell wears a shirt that has the word *VIRGIN* in big bold font across the front?!

[@idontknowwhatimdoing760]

AD0GSW0RLD a virgin

[@Batmannotbrucewayne]

I would, as long as I am

[@monikagoitia822]

A 26 year old man

[@thenonoffensivedemonunicor8471]

Virgins apparently

[@EGlitch]

Someone who enjoys virgin oil :)

[@hanjisgirlfriend2884]

I like by the fact that “Azzyland” is like a kid channel. And then her music video is-

[@viktorialiskova7111]

i was JUST wondering that

[@listenboymyfirstlovestory2185]

LOONA💜💜

[@noonereally.]

I have never considered her as a kids channel...

[@VccTayla]

Stan LOONA I LITERALLY JUST HAD SAID THAT

[@ShrimpBugs]

liStEn BoY MY FiRsT lOVe sToRY XD LISTEN BOI

[@FukuokuaZoomer]

Hello people searching for Azzy stans

[@Vinssyyy]

Yo

[@ArshdeepSingh-oc1oo]

yeah i read to go for new comments to find the stans it's working

[@ralphsauls8577]

Sup

[@kia7189]

Lmao

[@user-rq9qx4zn4k]

Yo

[@bhinjamynisalive8317]

"GET THOSE FEET OUT---- EASY PICS! EASY VIEWS!"

[@kimrobards9151]

Bruh

[@strawberryjpeg6000]

5:38 the sexual tension

[@riverevans726]

Oh please every Collab they have with eachother is like this xD

[@thatbitch1846]

I Don't Know Elisa there’s something going on that we dont know about.....

[@streamd-2149]

@@Rose_Wolf_1625-ss5rh What other videos have they?

[@streamd-2149]

@@Rose_Wolf_1625-ss5rh Ahhh okay thanks 😄

[@Emily-ys2do]

I like your comment! Btw: Do you know Elisa?😃

[@finnanimates7689]

Fun fact: sort by newest first to see angry azzyland fans

[@thegreatdave4689]

They big mad

[@tescolevi]

Omg😂😂

[@elmosworld6579]

Lmao

[@plaguedoctorsimp9348]

Thank you

[@etps4444]

Good lord. :')

[@msjademarvel1542]

She says run and get that money but what if you're in a wheelchair

[@Blakeburgerz]

Plus I don’t think she has ever once ran in any of her videos.

[@charlottebw1425]

@@Blakeburgerz she is a reaction channel but she does run sometimes in her vids

[@Blakeburgerz]

Charlotte Baker Wilton yeah I don’t wanna put myself through that so imma just make that assumption and leave it at that.

[@lixie3654]

Then roll lol

[@Lunaria_Io510]

Wheel and get that money

[@videovirusprocessingbyyout5148]

*alex my undeclared male mate*

[@itstriplem2069]

congrats, when is the wedding

[@nonetheyoshi9093]

6:41 not wearing trousers? With all that money he must be able to afford some

[@arachnidsinmyguts1899]

They're jus really gay it's fine don't worry about it

[@srmorso999]

3:09 no hes not.

[@kieralambert1579]

@@arachnidsinmyguts1899 no James has a girlfriend

[@m.reynaldiyusuf7067]

@@kieralambert1579 this an r/whoosh situation or am i just retarded?

[@girlboss7260]

He’s wearing light pink pants

[@annawillow6434]

I love how Alex is just chatting away while James puts his hands around his neck to choke him P.s James I really wanted to call you Gary idk it’s 2am help

[@pastelcrazes882]

Anna Willow Alex was so nervous LMFAO

[@kkingbigdaddy]

It's 2am for me as well just thought I say that-

[@hersheyyy6774]

Sadly Alex didnt say that he has an Choking fetish 😂

[@lawuyl8513]

I haven't slept yet and I hear birds chirping. I really need help

[@noorehab8273]

@@lawuyl8513 I'll pray for u 🙏

[@aant429]

So you sorted newest first? *Welcome to the gulag*

[@allenarts6256]

𝗔𝗛-

[@theoconley1888]

HOW DID YOU KNOW

[@frskkZ666]

stalker

[@dextersmith9591]

LOL

[@masterofnations9508]

"If you survive, you have earned your freedom."

[@spaceunicorns4597]

"The only whip we have in this household is the" *does the whip furiously*

[@noneofyourbusiness2539]

!!!! comment your was I that said she second the OMG

[@pooopbob7329]

'I wasn't even making KZbin videos 2 years ago' has videos from 6 years ago

[@tuliusduvariusarmy4537]

Pooop Bob DANGANRONPA

[@kitkats4lyfe]

Pooop Bob DANGANRONPA

[@viktorijatrajkovasavevska5965]

@Pooop Bob DANGANRONPA

[@iamfineandu2]

is this James Marriott attacking ImAlexx for 10 minute straight??

[@annouk541]

*harassing lmao

[@minikipp8549]

Banta

[@JC05]

People here sorting by new to see azzyland fans mad about this, hi

[@findingzaina44]

hello 😌

[@ineedanswers963]

Hi

[@Broccolie]

Hello

[@sxcixpath5086]

Hi how are ya

[@Z_pixel]

Hey

[@teagan.mp4581]

"you can do Spanish can't you?" "si!"

[@lexis2739]

¡Sí!*

[@ren4912]

despacito*

[@saccharineisnothoney]

Sea*****

[@smoovemoove1721]

Si

[@ladyg3956]

Either this is a rap song or a stroke awareness video

[@18t32]

Omg what an underrated comment

[@cowboylikedemy]

Wow amazing 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@hii6981]

Unlucky Azzy

[@nia3941]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[@Broccolie]

Underated comment

[@memefarmerhamish]

this should be titled "imallexx flexing his 50k a month for 10 minutes"

[@inleviwetrust]

Yes

[@ellas2985]

So here’s the thing, I used to watch Azzyland all the time. This song is WAAAAY off brand for her. It was really weird to see

[@dennyburche3963]

I'm confused as well. MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

[@voicelessbeing]

@@dennyburche3963 MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

[@fluffyboii101]

The song is trash

[@pit3822]

@@fluffyboii101 really

[@fluffyboii101]

@@pit3822 yeah

[@uhh8668]

alex is the best singer ever and i don’t think anyone can name anyone better

[@jadensolotoff613]

ShAkiRa

[@booksaremypeople959]

Well the hips don’t lie

[@jaderaa]

uhh angelic

[@giselle7963]

I see your comments everywhere

[@uhh8668]

Iownurgranniesbookclub stop

[@emcd63]

Alex: you can do Spanish can’t you? James: *si intensifies*

[@littletimmy3471]

😂

[@kerry8312]

XD

[@rubythebitch46]

*ahem* sí

[@wadumonkey4077]

If your last name is gammon we have the same last name

[@emcd63]

WaDuMonkey lol no it’s a fake name

[@papalxsty]

8:19 Alex's anxiety increases to *1000%*

[@somerandomkiddowithnofrien8076]

My Teacher left autoplay on and this played

[@cheeseking8969]

*click* noice

[@Sara-dt7di]

Lmfao

[@eleonor_rosa]

Lmfao

[@m5676]

Noice

[@tariqboukarih2560]

Some random kiddo with no friends FUNNY

[@sillymikl]

POV: your looking for angry kids who like azzyland

[@maxx4165]

found them

[@waffleboy419]

I have located the tiny children

[@clinicallydissappointed8081]

Sort by newest

[@sssailorearthhh]

Yuhhhh

[@justarandomperson5345]

It's so fun watching these 7-12 yr olds trying to "roast" grown men

[@cookiefanlilylove8673]

I legit cant hear anything but autotune in azzylands singing

[@cowboylikedemy]

cookie fan lily love OMG SAME LOL

[@maxcureeu7783]

Gacha Demy alright we get it calm down

[@karoline9987]

Her song was so bad that she said that it was a joke weeks later... 😂

[@sammia8700]

I’m not sayin she can sing, cause she can’t but in one of her videos she literally said that the song wasn’t meant to be good it was just a fun opportunity. I’m not a fan of hers but just sayin

[@breezyg7652]

It puts Travis Scott to shame

[@emilyfewtrell4102]

I love that alex was so concerned when James picked up his lego spaceship

[@latmigdo9025]

Aww why is that kinda cute?

[@worlds2ndbestlawyer]

Legos are cute

[@ohsangwoo2332]

Alex be like-BISH PUT THAT FOWN BEFOR I KICK YOUR AZZ uwu

[@sewerrat8096]

"nem" means "no" in hungarian and I sure am feeling a Big No about this "music"

[@breathinariana3825]

It's supposed to be a parody bout KZbin money...

[@sewerrat8096]

@@breathinariana3825 I know it's supposed to be a parody but that doesn't change the fact that it hurts to listen to

[@inferno7289]

ó szia lol

[@psychocynwiththegorls2847]

Peepo 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@startylers4431]

This video is meant to be a joke. Half of the lil kids on here getting heated have probably never watched another james vid. She tried something new, and it didn't go too well. But as long as she had fun while doing it there's no harm to it.

[@evanroldan9566]

They're too Immature

[@francinep2880]

James just bullies Alex its amazing

[@Will-ql6di]

get you a man like that

[@annouk541]

*sexually harasses ikr so ct

[@jareke5703]

No one: Azzys thumbnails: 😲😱😨

[@udontsubugay86]

Jarek E 💩

[@dannaok9769]

Ikr 😂😂

[@jareke5703]

@@udontsubugay86 this is my fathers account -_-

[@scarlettediever98]

Isn't that every reactor's thumbnail? xd

[@sonnypotts4218]

@@scarlettediever98 true

[@shoelace4027]

2:41 was so funny to me lmao

[@err0ryuu]

maybe the bee movie

[@shoelace4027]

Err0r Yuu ya like jAzZ

[@senminim3rcy162]

Ikr lol

[@taniyajada2755]

JAZZZZ

[@juicecrumbs3424]

im crying to this hh

[@linahm3539]

Sorted for new comments just to see angry azzyland stans

[@speedyjc1123]

Same

[@wondergoth]

Claire Pell what 😃

[@portalisnowhere1132]

XD same

[@babyteeth4880]

there’s so many different energies in this video and none of them are straight

[@emilyroberson3389]

snugguk oop

[@xs2196]

I think shipping real people is kinda weird but it is hard to deny the energy In almost every video they do together

[@babyteeth4880]

be gay do crime i don’t ship them, im sorry if it came off that way i was just kidding

[@cassandrap.1874]

So if we're going off shirts Big nem is a virgin Alex is a internet sensation And James is apparently fruity... I'm sorry~

[@evelyn-bz7hv]

Cassandra P. Wait what?

[@theotv1647]

Actually Alex is *AN* Internet sensation, not ''a'' internet sensation. I'm so sorry.

[@cassandrap.1874]

@@theotv1647 it's fine actually 😊 I don't really mind at all Thx

[@theotv1647]

@@cassandrap.1874 No problem

[@alejandra-xx2ze]

James classified himself as "THICC"

[@sarita3726]

2:41 I wish I was making jAAazZ

[@gracie9898]

ya like jazz?

[@sarita3726]

Ribbon Wrath kinda ?

[@gracie9898]

@@sarita3726 did you not get my reference >.

[@sarita3726]

Ribbon Wrath sorry no TT

[@Yazan-hb3wn]

MARKUUU Bee Movie reference

[@juulcat5737]

Autotune don't need her She needs Autotune

[@justmystic3120]

Lol

[@thereisnoprice2391]

Her autotune needs autotune

[@nhniall]

Follow the DAMN train You can here the auto tune in the song

[@juulcat5737]

@@nhniall i heard it

[@salem-db4kh]

Alex: You can't buy happiness Ariana: *Happiness is the same price as red bottoms*

[@justanothergoat1132]

6:43 are you wearing pants my friend?

[@Ke.442]

Just another ARMY goat *_all females pause and click the time stamp_*

[@evie.e1911]

Pink Princess Jin, my pleasure

[@straightmelon8792]

@@Ke.442 shit. I've been caught

[@jajsjsw4281]

armys are everywhere

[@goofygantt5759]

......

[@coffee9151]

:How much Autotune do you want?? Azzy: Y E S

[@awaiting641]

@Rania Ijaz I think everyone realises this but- *the jokes need to be heard*

[@baguettebaguette1374]

Mr. Yukito it wasn’t enough auto tune to make her voice actually sound good

[@awaiting641]

@@baguettebaguette1374 Nah,she needed less,she sounds like a fucking chipmunk going through puberty.

[@baguettebaguette1374]

Kai. ixl 😂 yeah that makes more sense

[@hermiesooa]

@Grace Gallagher yeah

[@chrlie1180]

The azzyland fans/simps do be pressed in the comments

[@i.hateallofyou]

Of course! She can sing very well! And this guy is such a bitch for calling everyone fake

[@mrsbruhify8561]

•Galaxy_Wolfie• lol pls stfu

[@i.hateallofyou]

@@mrsbruhify8561 shut up be nice

[@brush1448]

•Galaxy_Wolfie• her singing is 100% auto tune

[@이예은-w2v]

@@brush1448 Azzy used the "Gloooom" effect from Gloom , nothing else. Besides Azzy herself said she couldn't sing

[@lilymartin2630]

Everyone had a phase that lasted a year where you just binge watched Azzeyland Ssniperwolf Reactiontime Dangmattsmith

[@hopkinspolly4911]

lily._ .thetinybutanna yes only cuz they looked hot. But once I found out about what the internet had to offer...

[@lilymartin2630]

@@hopkinspolly4911 HA

[@alienqueen3324]

Omg true! I used to watch Azzy, sssniperwolf and reaction time when I was like 10 or something 😂

[@rsmith9782]

heh i didn't i only watched gameplay youtubers when i was little

[@iliketurtles3688]

nah i only watched pewdiepie when i was little

[@havocspiral]

“I wish I was making JaZz~~” -James “big papi” Marriott

[@ctf34r]

“Are you not?” “Actually you’re from-“ “Don’t tell em“ “You’re from-“ “DONT TELL EM!!!” Had me weak as a mug

[@kaiittyy]

When was that?

[@MK-lm2wn]

Actually it's 'em not em'

[@MK-lm2wn]

@~heather~ not necessarily. you can say 'mkay' when you use a filler for 'okay' but it's not really said "m k" its more of "mmkay"

[@MK-lm2wn]

@~heather~ but their initials dumbass uwu

[@MK-lm2wn]

they're*

[@addiesmith8454]

Fun fact: you put newest first and are regretting it

[@keeleymoyle7846]

lol definitely

[@lusianasumbayak7982]

Yeah lmao

[@ka879]

shhh dont expose me

[@jaydenk1938]

In losing brain clls

[@allenarts6256]

I am

[@alicenatashas1simp107]

alex's hair looks like a lego piece that i can just pop right off

[@charlisnail8219]

ACCURATE

[@notatlantic7771]

Omg ur right 😂

[@ericagutierrez4296]

XD

[@jiwoolee-kim5583]

Hi

[@SonicsOfClubPenguin]

But it will not fall off

[@sockamine6692]

Guess you could say she sings like _AZZ_

[@joyfulheartdp]

Ok.. why hasn't this for more likes ?

[@hannahkayla7039]

Fucc

[@jessicawilliams7465]

Fuck I'm laughing °~;

[@Blueberry-fan003]

Lmfao 😂

[@erinkelley1212]

I love you and this

[@KatBaumgarten]

James: *sees a stethoscope* James: IS THAT A WHIP

[@kazuichisoda7956]

Btw how do you do those letters? THE THICK ONES

[@jenna2609]

@@kazuichisoda7956 do a * at the start and the end of the word

[@ScreebExplosion]

_eeeeee_

[@milli33131]

Azzy's song is like 75% autotune

[@area51alien37]

Millyee urie more like 99.99%

[@milli33131]

@@area51alien37 tbh

[@imogen4215]

More like 100%

[@milli33131]

@Jejdhd in this situation, I'll agree

[@dyonysos-jv3mu]

Like 100%

[@kichibear9956]

Azzyland when I used to watch her: OH SHIT. Damn that's fuckinnnnn scaryyyyy Azzyland now: Hi kids look at this perfectly cut watermelon! Much wow! So freaking cool!

[@sonicgaymer4577]

Ok that’s true tho, hi

[@MasterYoshiOfficial]

Ya lol

[@Emily.Russell]

That is true

[@thatslimypanda8832]

Kaede Akamastu Is the Danganronpa roleplayers apocalypse coming soon?

[@angelagrassa7355]

Hi my Eden i8

[@christopherminutolo9384]

Azzy: My content is for kids Also Azzy: *run and get that money*

[@rxiny4665]

LMAO

[@arie5074]

Also azzy: * *wears inappropriate clothes* *

[@teganmovie4768]

*swears multiple times*

[@nellyramosramirez4673]

Christopher Minutolo : k and ?

[@nellyramosramirez4673]

Christopher Minutolo : yo the vibs not. songs

[@alixwithani]

i can't believe you've managed to get Alan Beans to collab with you! wow!

[@SSNOEY]

Blue hair guy says he has money but yet he can’t afford a good haircut

[@vica9564]

OMQ the song is a joke they all said it was a joke

[@justinlynch3]

@@vica9564 Yea but that's what they all say isn't it? Put out terrible much video, get mixed to negative backlash, then respond with "it was a parody, a joke guys" to cover up their failure. At least it's still better then Enzo Amora. lol

[@ainultasneem7536]

Justin Lynch I thought she announced that it was a joke a while before she ever released the music video? And she even reacted to it saying all the things she based off of cliche rap songs

[@adelaida5019]

@@justinlynch3 🙄

[@js86127]

Lmao

[@thatoneperson3501]

Hey! Looks like your looking for the 4-12 year olds hate commenting 2 years late. So heres some pizza🍕! Have a good day :DDD!

[@greenfrogcottage6505]

Damn

[@mr.sagegreen3760]

Same

[@mr.sagegreen3760]

@AJ Manley chile what are you referring to me 👁️👄👁️

[@mr.sagegreen3760]

@AJ Manley oh sorry

[@laylaylopezz]

*cries cuz im 12* lol but money is trash Azzy should jus stick to yt instead of music

[@hajinata]

6:41 LOOK AT HIS LEGS WHEN HE STANDS UP ITS *B A R E S K I N* WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS BRUH

[@miss_53]

he's wearing beige pants

[@BronzedBeast]

Look at James face at the end. He looking at something. (Insert lenny face)

[@emilykalunga3510]

3:10

[@millie-pj3st]

dude he's probably wearing shorts

[@myonlyangel6158]

Emily Kalunga you can see pants if you look closely so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@awkwardlife1855]

1:49 he doesn't even move away or flinch 3:09 😂; also did Allex say "no daddy please" 5:34 😂😂

[@isweatonu4fun931]

HA GAY

[@professionalcreature9437]

At 1:49 it’s so cute because he just keeps talking cuz he’s nervous

[@lanakrajcer]

6:42 Where are his pants?!

[@chinemeremohaeri9100]

They are banging on the low.

[@ameesha9589]

@@chinemeremohaeri9100 Oml.

[@jared1944]

Lol

[@Shantiii5]

His pants are nude colored

[@soumyadey7387]

and this comment has 69 likes now OMG

[@nextensi]

I followed someone's advice and sorted by new to find the angry azzyland kids. Thank you, kind stranger. I've never laughed so hard in my life.

[@samaria2604]

lmao that’s what i’m doing right now 😭

[@guitarzcore]

IM DOING THAT RN LMFAO

[@hhgetz]

i too, doing that right now.

[@yiivrz]

i dont see that much angry kids, damn im devastated

[@lizzieAGAIN]

6:44 I think we all know why

[@jajsjsw4281]

lizzie the rat i’m reading ur mind

[@arachnidsinmyguts1899]

IT'S CAUSE THEY'RE GAY

[@kieralambert1579]

@@arachnidsinmyguts1899 no there not

[@streamd-2149]

@@kieralambert1579 Well Alexx is he is bi

[@alangarner1423]

Education time, that money is fake because real money in a music videos or movies is illegal. That jet and those cars are rented or borrowed from a friend (actually that jet was borrowed from one of her friends). The song message is a skit towards the garbage so called modern rap scene aka sarcasm aka taking the piss, also its for humor, that thing snowflakes get offended by. Message 1. Money isn't the only important thing in our lives unfortunately flexers dont realise this, Azzyland is calling it out. Message 2. There is an anti bullying message in the song. Message 3. Try something different, if you're content is reactions, reactions reaction, change it up spontaneously make a music video regardless if you know you cannot sing or rap. Keep doing it regardless of failure and get better by learning from you're mistakes aka changing you're failure into success. This message relates to everybody, in everyday life. Nobody is getting what she is saying. I got it straight away and that was before she explain the behind the scenes, which covered what i thought. Did i like the song?...... NO Do i understand the what the song message is?.....YES Am i a Azzyland fan?........... YES Should she make more songs regardless if we like it or not?........ YES Is Azzyland flexing?......... NO, she is taking the piss out of those idiots in a way of humor, i understand 2018 going into 2019 are the years where buthurt shits get offended by JOKES (Randolph and Deji, perfectly demonstrates Deji crying over Randolph's joke, which was made more funny because Deji the SJW got offended). Don't know about other people but i get offended by bullying, war, terrorism ect, not jokes, not songs. I get offended by mainstream media exploiting disasters, war, crime, mental illness ect just for rating. I get offended by mainstream media sugarcoating the truth about disasters, war, crime, mental illness ect. I get offended when KZbin takes down small channels however supports large channels that does the very thing that mainstream does that offends me, because those bigger channels makes more money. Message 4. thinking about it, Azzyland is subconsciously calling out KZbin itself for their BS.

[@KingDaddy445]

In azzylands head: I'm an immigrant In reality: she move from Texas to LA

[@alyssabaylee6241]

jack 2765 i thought she was from canada ? i don’t know that’s just what i thought.

[@agb8206]

•Alyssa Baylee• she is

[@alyssabaylee6241]

Your grandad is my mum that’s what i thought.

[@katehansen5127]

As a Canadian I am perfectly fine with pretending that’s she’s from Texas

[@alyssabaylee6241]

Kate Hansen as a texan i am not lol.

[@serenxx1112]

What freaked me out was her Channel is mainly for children and then you see her in this and-💀

[@angelao4479]

But it is a joke, she just wanted to have the experience of making a music video. Azzy is an amazing person and obviously she was just doing it for fun

[@graceduncan4567]

She was playing a caracter she was just doing it for fun #azzy land squad

[@graceduncan4567]

@Carlee Boughton f*** off I'm 11 bye

[@gotmurdered]

Ángela yay it’s a joke but it’s real if it was a joke she would wear something much more children approval that isn’t even close to children approval and if it was a joke then the kids watching her channel will see that and it’s not a joke because they are supposed to be funny

[@Spidertheidiot]

@@gotmurdered Its not a joke, but she did do it for fun. It's not her job to parent people's children, shes an adult woman and she can dress how she wants. Azzy is a very intelligent person and has a degree in psychology (?). That's why in the song she said "parents yelled be a doctor I said no", its an attempt to make it clear she is playing a part.

[@kewuofthedownside]

Isn't this the girl who ripped off sniperwolf and tried to accuse her of it?

[@wait5463]

Yes but no hate on azzyland and sssniperwolf

[@toastgaming7892]

@@wait5463 both are honestly just not good

[@wait5463]

@@toastgaming7892 uhm- ok

[@heart_goes_doki_doki]

@@toastgaming7892 Azzyland was fun when she did challenges and gaming, not now tho

[@savedtheworld6755]

@@toastgaming7892 agreed, plus sssniperwolf is [allegedly,,] transphobic and has bodyshamed people,,,

[@CustardLord]

Straight up bath water

[@Charlotte-te8fe]

who needs cheese when we have bath water?

[@moody2442]

Nah this is just plain soggy sandwiches

[@124Dans]

I’ll go get the toaster

[@amberenigma4273]

2:41 "I wish I was making jazz" 😂😂😂 Edit: I need someone to make an hour long video of him saying that because I will subscribe to you 😂😂😂

[@S1ren777]

For real lol for some weird reason it reminded me of the bee movie

[@bl-ve4jd]

@@S1ren777 oh my lord yessss 😂

[@elg-c612]

ya like jazz?

[@amberenigma4273]

@@S1ren777 lol😂

[@lodettes8472]

Okay I freaking can't. I need that video too

[@irrelevant2611]

*Cheese & Immigrants* Azzyland: *And money*

[@siimplyviibing6422]

Theater Nerd xøxøxø Heather:0 I would like, but I don’t need to puke now.