B*TCH, I'M FABULOUS! | Phan Crack!Vid #24

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Outro Song created by 8 Bit Universe:
• Miss Jackson (8 Bit Re...
my "friend"... lying makes you go to hell by cupcakehowlter:
• my "friend"... lying m...
jealous phil by cat:
• jealous phil
Stop the violence on Phil 2017 by Youreblindtowhatyousee:
• Stop the violence on P...
twenty one pilots - Can't Help Falling In Love (Cover):
• twenty one pilots - Ca...
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• Cinema - Skrillex
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[@LonelyWriter]

Happy holidays for everyone! **Everything in this video are just jokes plz don't take seriously** Love u guys ^-^

[@laraozturk1418]

Happy holidays to you to!

[@miriamalexis898]

LonelyWriter love u more❤️

[@twentynepiltsmelaniepatdlo492]

Happy Holidays!

[@marshmallow-fluff]

LonelyWriter happy holidays and love you too ^-^

[@igeonise]

you're still doing great sweetie have a happy holidays❤️❤️

[@nataliekhmelevsky3802]

Intros never disappoint

[@lst1648]

LAFA Y E E T

[@tcano21]

PastelBlue EVERYBODYS FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCH MAN

[@lst1648]

xD

[@lst1648]

I'm a HamilPhan :3

[@alana9205]

DIGGS

[@steph6217]

Your intros are amazing Your outros are amazing Your videos are amazing You’re amazing Happy Holidays

[@emjay600]

Jessica Joseph And you used the correct your/you’re so you’re amazing

[@notanormalella134]

I was going to like this comment but there are 420 likes and I don’t want to ruin it

[@danger_gays6577]

JACKSON

[@sycophanticteenager4441]

Merry Chrysler

[@addiealaimo]

gud vine 11/10

[@21hannah_mo]

Merry crisis

[@fladerud9375]

Merry crisis

[@scbbie]

sycophantic ø teenager merry crisis

[@saravlogs5279]

I'm so happy I am not a good time with my friends

[@swatchtoast]

SAW THE TITLE AND WAS LIKE: OHHHH HIIII MARKIMOOOOO

[@hummingbee_]

Phandom Member #IDK same

[@twentyoneflightattendants4]

I HAVE NOTICED SOMETHING (and it may make me sound really creepy but oh well lol) Dan & Phil have started actually putting their hands on each other's arms or shoulders in recent videos. In their older vids I feel like they didn't do that as much. (or at least around 2011-2016) - idk me just being a bit stalkerish lmao -

[@haleyflyd7190]

Twenty One Flight Attendants omg yea I've noticed that too recently and especially phil going really close to dan

[@twentyoneflightattendants4]

ikr phil seems to be putting his hands on dan's arms in a lot of the gamingmas vids

[@TanyaAntonyLOVESYOU]

Finally

[@KitKat-dj7bx]

Twenty One Flight Attendants little did you know

[@madsman4358]

Even if they are just friends you can see dan is still utterly in love, he looks at phil and his face just says “this dork helped me in the darkest times just by existing”

[@biblicallyaccurateangel1378]

I decided that work could go later. Work is not as important as mom uploading

[@Alice-rx4ui]

Best Christmas present. What would the Phandom do without you?

[@ChefBobPants1358]

Alice Digiacinto cry 24/7

[@Alice-rx4ui]

LilyTheLlama so true

[@joshlerispanicing21panics37]

i have no idea, cry

[@guadaidk]

This was such an emotional rollercoaster istg I almost tear up with that clip of heart eyes Howell. But honestly, quality crack 👌

[@lisascheerlinck7181]

I'm not o-fucking-yee don't be ashamed I fucking bawled my eyes out. It wasn't pretty.

[@nataliakozowska2289]

The best Christmas present tbh

[@spectrumspectre]

Once again, procrastinating from making videos because I'm stuck binge watching all of yours.

[@harland.2616]

CINNAMON ROLL also because being judged is scary

[@yourlocalflop762]

YOU PROCRASTINATE MAKING VIDEOS BECAUSE BEING JUDGED IS SCARY

[@rachelwalker3017]

Your Local Flop You're so close to being forgotten the hate's imaginary

[@Sophhmg]

+Rachel Walker THE ONLY REASON YOU GET VIEWS IS BECAUSE YOUR ANOTHER WHITE GUY THAT PEOPLE SHIP WITH HIS FRIEND 'COS THEY THINK IT'S "KAWAII"

[@Ash-uv2ck]

ItsFia Xx Oh.... REASONS WHY DAN A FAIL yay!!!!

[@toasty1917]

It’s Christmas Eve, I *should* be spending time with family, but I’m here watching this. I like it.

[@chyeesewhizinapshbritishac821]

emmacantescapethephandom same

[@gabriellehofmann1805]

I love speaking time with my family

[@toasty1917]

The Fabulous One I changed it, you saw nothing....

[@reeslay]

It's Christmas were I'm at but here I am

[@Youreblindtowhatyousee]

Why am I even in this HAHAHA *subscribes*

[@jordynm.7304]

Youreblindtowhatyousee notice me mother

[@Youreblindtowhatyousee]

Jordyn M. Henlo

[@bridgetbondsteel6388]

You two are my favorite phans

[@definitelynotathena]

Bridget Bondsteel same😂

[@cupcakehowlter]

i love this so much, happy holidays!

[@cupcakehowlter]

also thank you so much for actually crediting me for that clip, not many people are that considerate and it means so much!

[@riley5276]

IM GONNA SAY ONE THING, I HARDCORE SHIP PHAN, BUT LIKE SERIOUSLY, DAN AND PHIL LOVE EACHOTHER SO MUCH, IT MAY NOT EVEN BE AS LOVERS, BUT THEY REALLY LOVE EACHOTHER AND IM ACTUALLY CRYING BECAUSE I LOVE IT SO MUCH AND IF NOT A RELATIONSHIP, I WANT A FRIENDSHIP WITH THE AMOUNT OF LOVE THEY HAVE FOR EACHOTHER.

[@Ash-uv2ck]

Fire Star That's so sweet😊😊😊

[@shanehowelter3725]

Ok ik ur prob thinking " I posted this like a year ago" but I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU I SHIP IT Im A DEMON TO BE HONEST BUT EVEN IF IT'S NOT REAL THEY OBVIOUSLY LOVE EACH OTHER IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE OMG sorry 4 my little rant

[@obsidiansky3792]

QUEEN UPLOADED I CLICKED SO FAST I would also like to say I was reading fanfiction and now I have to go this is just great Edit: it was worth it though I got a grinch onesie and I a humble peasant was noticed by my queen

[@josephinegordon4042]

“Did I fall off or did I slide down?” “DiD yOu FaLl Or DiD yOu LeT gO?”

[@abigailmae7053]

Will KZbin senpai notice me???

[@awhoras]

DID YOU LITERALLY LIKE EVERY SINGLE COMMENT?!? Also Happy Non-Specific-Winter-Holiday

[@abclangford]

Aurora Nadalini is this a Hamilton related thing plz say it is

[@awhoras]

lps Lauren I am sorry but no. I haven’t seen Hamilton :(

[@bethg9064]

Its not winter for meh

[@wilhelminagarcia4830]

Aurora Nadalini Not mine :c

[@megthomas1616]

Aurora Nadalini But it's Summer in Aus

[@mugdhadeshmukh5386]

SENPAI HAS UPLOADED!!

[@honeyjar2970]

I smiled so much when the Can't help falling in love segment came on my cheeks hurt so much, my eyes are watering but that's the best thing I saw today and I just love it! Thank you for being the amazing human being that created that!

[@jazzjazeemo]

Been enjoying your crack videos a lot lately, happy holidays!

[@taniani884]

GREAT LORD HAS BLESSED US WITH ANOTHER VIDEO

[@ellascottbrook]

I absolutely love your videos, best Christmas present ever! 🎄💛

[@jovana3738]

Can I just tell you how much I love your profile picture

[@sailor.4457]

Omigod bless this Christmas present

[@chlementiine4207]

daniel lester good suggestion Your branding is on point

[@abee948]

NOTICE ME Edit: ALL MY LIFES ASPIRATIONS HAVE BEEN COMPLETED IVE PEAKED

[@coolerthanyou2976]

I seriously love your videos keep it up plz

[@coolerthanyou2976]

SENPAI HAS LIKED MY COMMENT I HAVE PEAKED!

[@GorgeousGeek414]

Okay but like the falling in love with you part was SO FREAKING EMOTIONAL *WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME* Also awesome vid mate!!

[@izzysmith725]

Hearing Tyler play the uke and sing "Can't Help Falling In Love With You" always gets me so emotional 😢 I was about to cry, no joke. (Edit: Nope, I teared up)

[@turtlyconverse]

Your edits are the best!

[@isabelledoyle2877]

What a great Christmas present. Thank you so much for blessing us

[@kayvee7983]

Loll another amazing video!! Merry Christmas Eve !!! ♥️♥️

[@kayvee7983]

Mommy noticed me

[@chilicayte]

“Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not never been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.”

[@cherryanx3261]

5:07 This is the first Phan edit in a long time that made me tear up wow, I thought I was dead inside

[@ajthesaltyboi120]

I love sitting in a public library watching 2 grown british men dance and just be random.

[@charliecat422]

This is Christmas you gave me a new crack video The every next day I watched it again ---------------------------------------------------------- It's beginning to look a lot like Crack Videos Everywhere you go.... ----------------------------------------------------------- Up on the housetop Reindeer pause, Out jumps good old Lonely Writer. Down thru' the chimney With lots of crack vidoes, All for the little ones, Christmas joys. Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't click! Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't click! Up on the housetop, Click, click, click, Down thru' the chimney With good Lonely Writer! --------------------------------------------------------------- Deck the hall with boughs of crack, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! 'Tis the season to be jolly, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Fill the meadcup, drain the barrel, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Troul the ancient Videos , Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! See the flowing bowl before us, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Strike the harp and join the chorus. Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Follow me in merry measure, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! While I sing of beauty's treasure, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Fast away the old year passes, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Hail the new, ye lads and lasses! Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Laughing, quaffing all together, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Heedless of the wind and weather, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! ---------------------------------------------------------- Merry Christmas! I hope you like my gift! 💓🎄❄️

[@denisetroncoso3547]

These videos are great...you're a great person

[@Audrey-cl6ur]

when you played tyjo singing cant help falling in love, i was sobbing. I DID NOT EXPECT THIS (i liked it though, and the video did make me laugh a lot)

[@morganmcdona1d]

I want to thank you for making amazing crack. I love the emo quartet references. You are overall an amazing KZbinr ❤️

[@livhithatsme6926]

it’s 12 at night and for the whole day i’ve been binge watching your phan crack vids. best day of my life. ALSO YOUR INTROS ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR!

[@lucytalbot1845]

Honestly, with each of these videos I watch, whilst sitting through each intro, I swear to god I loose a piece of my sanity each time. I wouldn't be surprised if the next world famous serial killer was created through sitting through ur intros 😂😂 ... maybe reaching a bit but u get my point: ur intros may be slowly causing insanity, though iconic as they are

[@phanickingpancakes2337]

One of the best Christmas presents ever. Thank you so freaking much.

[@andslove88]

thank you for this Xmas present.

[@piperandrews9396]

5:10 to 5:44 MY HEART, I didn't think I had a soul left but that OMG

[@userfuvreightnineohtwo]

Lol when dan falls of his chair in fnaf it looks like hes doing the wave

[@tlopez5765]

What’s a better Christmas present than a phan crack video

[@AutumnSenpai]

Around 5:42 Dan looked Phil down like he was from 'Mean Girls' also supper subtle Dan.

[@faridau.799]

B*tch you are fabulous also the intro is amazing like always keep up the work materino

[@sammy4102]

B*tich, my eYES AND EARS ARE BLESSED WITH THIS VIDEO THANK YOU

[@anastasialewon150]

your videos never fail to make me smile

[@mollysministuff]

This is the only thing that makes me feel better right now.

[@difficultyduets2066]

wHEN TY STARTED SINGING “CAN’T HELP FALLING IN LOVE” I WANTED TO CRAFT

[@maddierose3100]

The can't help falling in love with you one killed me

[@friedbeans03]

Dan was a fangirl of Phil for like what 2 years? so him now being able to live and always be around Phil is amazing (phil) to him. He still probably fan girls about Phil even when hes around him. Waht a cutie omigosh #HEARTEYESHOWELL

[@sam-ip3sb]

Yaaay the intro returns!

[@michaxl.]

TYLER JOSEPH'S COVER OF I CANT HELP FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU OVER HEART EYES HOWELL CLIPS JUST MADE ME -CRY- *CRAFT!!* 😢😢💔

[@radioactivedecay]

Thank you for this Mother

[@softfie]

BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER

[@khadijahdhoondia1519]

*Gets notification from Lonely Writer* Me: It’s a Christmas Miracle!

[@DoneSeaweed75]

I can't believe I still forget the loudness of your intros and have my ear tortured every F time

[@sterredaas2195]

Man I've been binging your video's so much I can listen to your intros with headphones on at a reasonable volume and not suffer. I have no regrets

[@upsettispaghetti1416]

I swear that your intros give me life. I was literally just really sick in bed and when I heard this I stood on the bed and started “dancing” *more like having a fricken stroke*

[@lucytcarrasco]

i've been throwing up a lot and this immediately brightened my mood thanks

[@h0neyymel27]

YAAAAAS SENPAI HAS UPLOADED Btw I love your intro it is goals

[@Susan-gx5ch]

*starts your vid* * immediately takes out earbuds* I’ve learned my lesson

[@angelinakate1428]

I lit-rally love your videos!!🖤🖤

[@angelinakate1428]

And of course the intros👌🏻

[@roscurro]

I just made a groundbreaking discovery: every youtuber with the name “Dan” seems to always fall put of chairs-and they’e always from the UK Explain? They knew what they were doing. Perhaps they all just have inner ear problems...

[@tinkadureya3177]

Honestly, my ears are probably permanently damaged from the intros, but I don't care, because this is the content I subscribed for!

[@kryptokale2268]

WELCOME BACK MOTHER

[@isobel3800]

5:08 THIS MADE ME CRY IM NOT JOKING

[@delaneyk5875]

YOUR INTROS AND OUTROS ARE LITERALLY WHAT I LIVE FOR XX

[@em-yu6sb]

The I Can't Help Falling in Love part. MY PHEELS. Happy holidays💖🎄

[@rosericorico4980]

Dan: "Ok but my friend just-" *LYING MAKES YOU GO TO HELL* Me: BWAHHAH

[@heyitsmechloed7540]

What I love about Dan falling off this year is that Phil watched but he was like, meh it's what the fandom wants I'll let it happen

[@minhthu6517]

I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS EARLY OMG!!!!

[@sadbutrad259]

The best present for my tomorrow b-day. Thnks. Stay alive.

[@jaybirdtoddler]

i never knew how much i needed tyler joseph singing "i can't help falling in love with you" in a phan video until now

[@nightcoreg33k18]

Why am I crying @ 5:07 I'm not even joking I keep replaying it and just crying....I need a life...

[@BlueDragon-vm1bt]

I don't have anything interesting to comment but it looks like you're hearting everyone's and I want one too. o_o

[@wayward_clique9309]

Best Christmas present ever !!!!

[@kingexplosionmurder632]

You can tell how genuinely happy Phil makes dan and how genuinely happy dan makes Phil. I can’t help but smile 💞💕💘💗

[@coolaly19]

I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT FEELS TRIP AT 5:07

[@morganwhy]

The can't help falling in love part made me craft a shit tone of potato prints. Btw love your videos!

[@luckysword10]

You are the actual best phan crack channel out there! I love everything you have posted and have watched every video because I know it will be quality! Happy holidays!!!!!!!

[@charliem.8660]

The intro song better be played at my wedding. And this video better played at my funeral on my slideshow of my life story.

[@soapfield7620]

a sims video and phan crack from our mother? I can’t believe this omg. Christmas miracle!!!!

[@nurailidepaepe2783]

I love how BBC made phil turn OMFG into OMEG Edit: wow you liked my comment after 30 mins you really have nothing better to do huh I relate to you on a deeper level lmao

[@fellthestar]

I searched lonely. The first thing in the search list was lonely writer. I'm so proud of you.

[@speckofdignity2487]

I hope you’re proud that you were the first example I thought of when I was explaining crack videos to my girlfriend, mother

[@loveminhope1271]

I am here mother!!!!!

[@keyxd7418]

What a great Christmas present!! Thank you for blessing my KZbin subscription box! Merry Christmas!! ❤️

[@sleepy.28]

AHH THE INTRO I LOVE IT SO MUCH ❤️❤️❤️ amazing job as always with the editing, these videos are so crazy good!

[@jessicabarnetson6984]

My ears have missed these intros

[@Lexi-rg6cg]

Merry Crisis!!!!! This is probably the best Christmas gift ever

[@brin2928]

ALSO-Merry Christmas or Happy Hanukkah or *ANYTHING ELSE* thank you so much for making these videos I love them so much and I hope you have a great Dec. 25

[@sashahw-red.ashtn-9686]

You my dear, Have made my life *worthy*

[@Randomness823]

Who said you couldn't get a present on Christmas Eve? this is the best gift, thank you

[@dragnixstar]

This is great

[@idaprins1462]

This was all I wanted for Christmas, thank you :D