Every HEISTER ranked WORST to BEST (Payday 2)

[@RealFeytey]

Haven't actually watched the full video yet but I disagree with your comment about it being "Your opinion." When it comes to characters in payday 2 there are 2 options. You like Jimmy, or you're wrong.

[@b33croft]

Haha true mate

[@hunterstanis3322]

I see you are a man of culture as well

[@untelmorveux]

saw jimmy on the thumbnail and assuming he best be highly ranked

[@gerardgarcia4005]

I think I found my people.

[@knoxartz6369]

Man Jimmy's just funny

[@damn_dude02]

Fun fact about the voice actor and model for dragan is that he was a real life bank robber and became an actor after serving 3 years in prison

[@b33croft]

Very cool mate!

[@levigaming7001]

3 YEARS FOR A FUCKING BANK ROBBERY? PUT HIM IN FOR 10

[@ghstcffee7717]

everywhere i go i see Marshall, damn you

[@damn_dude02]

@@ghstcffee7717 love you too 😘

[@jakas2524]

@@levigaming7001 3years is enough if he did not kill anyone and didnt kidnap anyone. He mightve ratted too, but didnt have to and he would get 3 or so years anyway

[@misha619]

b33 next video will be "Every TEXTURE ranked Worst to Best"

[@b33croft]

Haha door knobs won

[@contingen6y]

b33croft >doorknobs over chainlink fence

[@dinonuggiesguy4847]

Every door from worst to best pls

[@imagination8061]

Ay bruv how much for some soup? Keep it on the low this place is packed

[@normalpersonlivingtheirlife]

Omg that amazing

[@GEB_Rosee_PPS]

houston scream "SHIT" in stealth when marking a guard is priceless

[@b33croft]

Haha perfect

[@plm6523]

"BODYBAG CASE DEPLOYED"

[@ThePlagueDoc241]

@@b33croft wolf never stayed OF THE DAMN DANCE FLOOR

[@vakoh]

That’s the main reason I use him but I forget her name she has blue hair and dlc with bootleg gun she sings never gonna

[@vakoh]

pagers

[@scuderiatororosso1422]

I’m offended you didn’t mention the fact that Chains is canonically a pickle.

[@b33croft]

Haha I missed that

[@loganmorton1543]

I turned myself into a pickle, Dallas!

[@holyuji]

Funniest shit i have ever seen bain!

[@gregorysweet867]

In 13 states

[@HellJustFroze]

I play chains and when people ask me why I say "because I am the perpetually pickled purloiner of pricey and prized possessions." I'm still sad they removed that line.

[@MisterZer0BelowCreations]

Chains' pager line "Just freaked out, calming down with a blunt" is quite possibly the most underrated line in the game.

[@Adam-oh3vu]

and the "must of been that acid i dropped this morning haha just kidding"

[@vortex164]

I love the pager line of wolf I- I don’t know but if it happens again don’t worry about it

[@farxin4349]

"Stand down control. Spotted a badass, but was looking in the mirror." Nuff said.

[@b33croft]

Lol good line

[@deathrow5261]

Lmao

[@epicdude3659]

Who says that line?

[@Vistyyyy]

@@epicdude3659 Sokol

[@status8603]

There's a reason sokol is my second main heister

[@ObservantRook2]

Literally couldn’t stop laughing at Dallas yelling “I NEEED A MEDI-BAG” while thanos twerking

[@b33croft]

haha it's perfect!

[@dallasneedsamedicbag8208]

Lol

[@levieverhart8640]

What?

[@levieverhart8640]

Did i miss something?

[@somedickhead6255]

@@levieverhart8640 it's the dance they are doing in the vid

[@maestrouptown]

i picked up the pager as jimmy and he said "yeah im just having trouble with my wife" and the guy on the other side said "oh good great great-"

[@b33croft]

Lol classic

[@theblazinggamer5289]

"It's nothing control, just having some trouble, you know, with the wifey." "yeah great, let me just check that real quick" happens every time.

[@jionmionskwisgaar1476]

@@theblazinggamer5289 "sorry mate, I saw a rat. I don't like rats" "Look, if you call again. I'm sounding the alarm"

[@ThePrussianTurttle]

@@jionmionskwisgaar1476 "sorry control a bird swooped by and scared the shit outa me" "wtf is going on down there that you think its fine to keep radioing in?"

[@NickStashkinov]

Yeah, Jacket's voice lines annoyed me after some time of playing as him, so I installed Microsoft Jacket mod which is less annoying for me

[@b33croft]

Yea Microsoft is way better lol

[@pitgif7270]

asking jacket to follow you and immediately after hearing go fuck yourself is golden

[@aguy255]

Microsoft jacket: gets shot: i thINk I HAvE AIdS 😂

[@contingen6y]

OPEN YOUR MOUTH, BABY HERE IT COMES

[@brendondavodov4530]

Dont like its at 69

[@maxk1362]

the worst things about Ethan and Hila is the voice acting. They didn't even try.

[@b33croft]

Yea I agree

[@dawsynlarson696]

And I just don’t like Ethan he’s a POS nowadays

[@americantoastman7296]

@@dawsynlarson696 lmao what did he do to you? Made a couple really good videos a while back idk what ur on about.

[@magikarp9718]

@@americantoastman7296 He stole a bunch of money (Ironic, I know) and also kinda cut off the majority of his fanbase. Among other things. There's a lot of videos on the topic.

[@brianmedina5692]

@@magikarp9718 how he steal money and he got better imo

[@SheCravesAldo]

I’ve actually play jacket so much that I honestly started quoting his lines. I think the concept of repetitive lines is great because it fits with the concept of having a tape recorder

[@b33croft]

Yea for sure mate

[@SomeIdiota]

He's my most played, but even I have to say that sometimes I get a little bit tir-ARMS OUTSTRETCHED ARMS OUTSTRETCHED ARMS OUTSTRETCHED ARMS OUTSTRETCHED

[@sol2544]

@@SomeIdiota *A R M S O U T S T R E T C H E D*

[@P3ndejosG4ng]

@@sol2544 PLEASE SUPPLY HANDCUFFS

[@Mangk89]

I always played jacket with Microsoft Sam voice I don't remember the original anymore

[@slonkydonky1403]

How could you not like Dallas, he’s safe, nice, and everything you could ask for in a hei........ *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG*

[@b33croft]

Who said I didn’t like Dallas? He wasn’t bottom!

[@slonkydonky1403]

It was a joke A shite one tho

[@imdabous1970]

I'M DYYYYYIIIINGGG!!!!!!!

[@contingen6y]

GET DA FUCK UP

[@maaax2105]

SlonkyDonky aaaaah im dyiiiiing

[@callumcowell3187]

"BE CIVIL LIKE A CIVILIAN" - jimmy is my favourite

[@b33croft]

Haha nice

[@baldcharacter5288]

My favorite line from him is when you mask up he can talk to himself say something along the lines of "you got what it takes? Yeah you got what it fucking takes!"

[@NezomShark]

*CHAAAAAAAIIINNNSSSSS!*

[@tvgaming2132]

Except sniffs more yayo than scarface

[@rayhansatrio7475]

*_AWOOOOOOO WOLF FOLLOW MEEEE_*

[@borpa.]

How to play Jiro Step 1: rebind melee to mouse 1 Step 2: there is no step 2

[@b33croft]

Haha yep

[@SovietArmyGuy]

Did that, worked really well, now need subtitles on everything i watch cause i'm now deaf

[@cb41503]

Like with a sociopath perk deck?

[@princesskaraplays905]

@@cb41503 yeah that’d probably work on lower difficulty tbh.

[@boorah12]

Bruh, Jiro stealth pagers are so funny. Like the song reference where he's like "I just called to say I love you."

[@thesurp72520]

"Give Jiro a good backstory." Yeah, rising in the ranks of the Yakuza, being left for the dead, killing his old boss, searching for his son, finding out that his son is working for the oganization that their fighting against, seeing his son being killed by the person he's working for isn't a good enough story.

[@b33croft]

He needs more!

[@thesurp72520]

@@b33croft What else do you need? He's one of the only characters with a concrete backstory.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

@b33croft WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT HIM TO BE AN ALIEN???

[@benrod-1321]

Make a movie of this character I swear!

[@levieverhart8640]

@@b33croft honestly i don't agree with you on this one. This is an amazing story

[@tpn0va941]

I agree with John Wick but only because so many new players play as him. "Yo! Is that John Wick from fortnit-"

[@deltazero7262]

MAKE WAY FOR THE DOZER! *CLOAKER CHARGE SOUND EFFECT*

[@b33croft]

Lol damn

[@EE-bw5wu]

“yo is that john wick from fortni- (gunshots)”

[@deltazero7262]

@@EE-bw5wu jack ass has been downed

[@xMasterSparku]

Can't believe Fortnite got John Wick. We used to be able to say WE GOT THE REAL JOHN WICK, HAHA. but now look at us :'(

[@liquorgunsandrhetoric]

how could anybody dislike Dragan "EVERYBODY STAY COOL, WE HAVING A GOOD TIME!" "DRAGANBALL, UNLEASH THE DRAGAN" "YEAH THIS IS MY TIME, DRAGAN'S TIME"

[@b33croft]

Lol He’s got some good line

[@Aptonoth]

@@b33croft He is my favorite to this day lol. So cool and calm and funny.

[@filipdemirovic5434]

i am from Serbia and Dragan from Serbia pis from Serbia

[@masterninjamt6497]

@@filipdemirovic5434 but dragan is Croatian...

[@filipdemirovic5434]

@@masterninjamt6497 hm i dont think so 😁☺️ idk doesnt mater

[@Coastal_Cruzer]

Everybody gangsta 'till jacket starts repeatedly saying "arms outstretched"

[@b33croft]

Haha yep

[@wujek7616]

Or soi soi soi, if you use microsoft jacket mod

[@C4s3yJon3s]

tenemos una ave de metal

[@Ataraxia0]

I just love the idea of a guy in a stone mask, absolutely slammed blackout drunk, telling you to lay down and find that zen place in your mind, it's amazing. dukes yelling lines are really good too, the VA puts so much emotion into it and it fleshes out the characters personality. but I mainly pick him because he sounds like the bee movie script guy while calm

[@b33croft]

Haha for sure

[@EvilPaladin11]

BRB, I'm going to watch Russian Badger's Payday 2 stoic video. "Ugh! My liver is failing because of all of my drinking!" "Cheers man! I'll drink to that!"

[@ultraeeveegames1802]

KNEEL BEFORE THE DUKE

[@karvenman]

@@EvilPaladin11 "cheers bro I'll drink to that"

[@dinonuggiesguy4847]

KNEEL BEFORE THE DUKE

[@Dbzfanz1243]

When Dallas gets sniped the words ring in my ears... saying “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEEED A MEDICCCC BAGGG”

[@b33croft]

Lol yep

[@Котик-ъ1щ9у]

Ahhhh im Daing

[@ExplosivePine]

HoI TeMmIE

[@redbomber1384]

Or when jimmy yells CHAAAIIIINS

[@Laserjet-po3rc]

“AHHHHHHHHHH I’M DYINNNNG!”

[@themanwhosoldtheworld0]

Hoxton is #1 because "Ding dong, Avon calling, get the fokin door open!"

[@b33croft]

Haha yep

[@rhybaax8829]

Hoxton is number 1 because of his Houston follow lines

[@Postal_Doomer_PL]

This line just rings in my ears every time someone mentions Panic Room heist

[@leonecartelremastered3020]

To me he's the best cause I just love his mask design. It looks so much more menacing than the old version that Houston has, and that sassy personality is the cherry on top. Matter of fact I recently got a physical copy of Hox's mask.

[@sirrivet9557]

Or better yet “no pussyfooting around, kick that front door down!”

[@rafimaulanaw4230]

My list: 1. Dallas 2. Dallas 3. Dallas 4. Dallas 5. Dallas 6. Dallas 7. Dallas 8. Dallas 9. Dallas 10. Dallas 11. Dallas 12. Dallas 13. Dallas 14. Dallas 15. Dallas 16. Dallas 17. Dallas 18. Dallas 19. Dallas 20. Dallas 21. Dallas 22. Ethan and hila

[@b33croft]

Haha excellent!

[@GaryD122]

I giggled, thanks

[@ThisIsSoReal83]

you are a factman

[@anakinr3138]

Wait im not the only one??

[@gerardgarcia4005]

I don’t think we have enough medic bags for that list...

[@guynamedfry7638]

I've been playing as Houston since he was still called Hoxton in 2013, something about him always had me hooked. His calm professionalism kept me grounded when everyone else was either a wacky, over-the-top psychopath or a stereotype. In my opinion, Houston seems like the most likely to be a real bank robber. I can totally relate to him as well, as we're both overshadowed by our older brothers. It's a shame Overkill threw any potential story away and essentially kicked his character to the curb.

[@TheSultan1470]

Yeah, I agree.

[@TheMasterUnity]

I mained Houston for like 7 years, from xbox 360 days to PC, but around a year ago i switched to Jacket

[@vladimirsmith1907]

Your an OG if you remember Houston being Hoxton.

[@Ze_Borb]

dragan was an actual bank robber and the robber that hes based on voices him

[@L4zyN1nj4]

0/10 not playing "chains is in a pickle" line

[@b33croft]

Hahaha couldn’t find it

[@Box_moons]

Chains is that guy who is legally a pickle is like 10 states

[@DanaWhite69Jones]

@@Box_moons he is legally a pickle in all countries in the world

[@theklippet]

English is taught in all of the Swedish schools. If Wolf were to have a more distinctive accent it would be exaggerated. We have a name for that. Swenglish meaning Swedish + English.

[@b33croft]

I think that would be better mate

[@KESTRAL23]

H O L Y S C H E I S S E

[@thegamingpenguin6106]

We need a heister with a thick Norrland accent speaking swenglish in payday 3. FÖR I HELVETE

[@danjal69]

Chez 72 CYKA BLYAT Tha- thats german not swedish

[@gamerito100]

The Klippet I mean, being taught doesn't mean that you won't have an accent, maybe because Sweden and English are both Germanic languages there is a lesser presence of the accent, but in my country we also get taught English and we all have accent...

[@geograymon55]

I was so upset when I found out Wolf's voice actor left as he's by far my favorite character. A complete wackjob who does different voices and is energetic as hell. And I'll never forget the one time I clutched a heist and right when everyone got put in custody Bain told me, "Wolf, you're the only one left. You can do this."

[@b33croft]

Yea man

[@gerardgarcia4005]

Bain “ and wolf stay off the dance floor.”

[@xMasterSparku]

Everything's okay down here control

[@CCAndPinkie]

BULLDOZER!!! SHIELD! SHIELD! FUCKING MEDIC! OH SHIT TASER! CLOAKEEEEEEER!!!!

[@mr.society9320]

Wolf is at the top of my list.

[@junewindsor8764]

7:23 "The Jacket character pack does plenty of things right, from the character model to his extremely violent past..." **Macerena's Aggressively**

[@xen5169]

i honestly love jacket, even with the repeated voice lines, i never seemed to get tired of them because of how unique that is. the fact he uses a voice recorder is so neat. and jackets outfit is nice

[@b33croft]

Fair points mate?

[@lettuce6321]

The thing is, people would be so pissed if they gave him a voice

[@BobbyMetroBoomin]

Windows XP mod makes everything better

[@hattopo]

"I fear no man, but that thing" **shows image of Jacket** "It scares me"

[@strafniki1080]

We need Vladimir Makarov from Call of Duty

[@knoxartz6369]

Jimmy's pager line "Ill kill every single one of you one by f*cking one" its just my favorite line in the entire game

[@b33croft]

It’s cool!

[@keisisss8096]

or even dallas anwsering a pager like: umm uuuh houhahhihahou control: ah, that makes sense

[@Postal_Doomer_PL]

I think the best is Sokol's story about russian girls

[@keisisss8096]

@@Postal_Doomer_PL ah yes, i forgot about that or maybe even him talking about his B I G russian muscles

[@DirtyDan1203]

I love jiro's lines cause he just screams some japanese and the guy on the pager is just "alright got it"

[@sonicrose8430]

Sydney is the worst character for one reason: ''FIRST AID KIT HERE HERES A FIRST AID KIT FIRST AID KIT HERE HERES A FIRST AID KIT FIRST AID KIT HERE!!!!''

[@b33croft]

Got a first aid kit!

[@UsernameDoesntCare]

i need a medic bag.

[@niceatept4552]

FIRST AID KIT HERE !!!! she not say that any longer if she fight the payday 1 bulldozer

[@David9413]

The only fair way to rate characters is by how they sound when pouring out first aid kits.

[@ShadowVI]

Thanks at least someone feels my pain of the 14 first aid kit Sydney spam

[@MrAncop]

I always feel that Payday needs an official collaboration with Heat, having Neil with some of his iconic lines would be amazing, a match made in heaven

[@b33croft]

Would be awesome

[@denverbeek]

My steam username has “dallas” in it and I usually play Sokol. People often ask me why I don't play Dallas, and in response I scream “I NEED A MEDIC BAAAAAG” directly into their face.

[@b33croft]

Haha very cool

[@spooksmcgee8790]

i do *kinda* the same thing. Except my steam user name is Jacket from Hotline Miami, and I play as jacket, and whenever people ask about it, i simply type in the chat "jacket" or "jacket from hotline miami"

[@horseface470]

Thank you ordis

[@denverbeek]

@@horseface470 You're welcome, operator!

[@gamemage3009]

That's exactly why I like playing Dallas

[@flamingfury7312]

One of my friends mains Bonnie partly because of her pager lines, personally I’m a Jacket main. But one of our favorite Bonnie pager lines is “Sorry control, I just tripped over a corpse- _did I just say corpse?_ uh I meant the flowers.”

[@b33croft]

Lol nice

[@tristangovier4877]

@@b33croft lol yes

[@F1restorm66]

I love bonnies voice lines telling someone to get on the ground. “GIT DOWN ON THE GRRROUWND”

[@Kageki-mm9mg]

I main Jimmy because of his accent

[@averageyoutubeuser851]

@@Kageki-mm9mg I main hoxton because of his accent and Attitude

[@pachicore]

"Lets find his son" Well, sorry to break it to you but...

[@b33croft]

Lol

[@fabooshka]

Sorry to break it to his trachea

[@gerardgarcia4005]

You can still go looking for his dead body.

[@DanaWhite69Jones]

@@gerardgarcia4005 ill tell you were I hid the body's ok

[@Arch_Angela]

Man, as a Joy player that suggestion of Japanese lines when she gets an excited over a kill sounds sick. I also do wish she had some more depth and story, particularly with her connection to Locke. Anyways, great video.

[@b33croft]

Thanks mate :)

[@hoovyzepoot]

1. Jacket 2. Jacket 3. Jacket 4. Jacket 5. Jacket 6. Jacket 7. Jacket 8. Jacket 9. Jacket 10. Jacket 11. Jacket 12. Jacket 13. Jacket 14. Jacket 15. Jacket 16. Jacket 17. Jacket 18. Jacket 19. Jacket 20. Jacket 21. Jacket 22. Jacket

[@b33croft]

Haha fair

[@virokyu]

Stay Down

[@orbit5311]

HoovyzePoot I used to play jacket a lot but his voice just got so annoying I stopped

[@contingen6y]

based

[@notkitanax8278]

That's what I'm sayin

[@dakipoyo811]

Wolf is like a modded character, who stopped getting updates since 2015. The most scary thing, is that nobody knows will Wolf recieve a new voice actor, or will Ulf come back to this character, or Wolf will be just removed from Payday3 at all, despite being in Payday Gang from the beginning. But i still love this guy so much

[@b33croft]

Lol exactly!

[@sebastianp658]

@@b33croft Hope Ulf comes back to voice him if Wolf is in PD3.

[@sebastianp658]

@Kamagrie Last Name Exactly mate.

[@rcv0]

Yeah all my gav game characters have their voice actors quit

[@atomicrenegade8194]

Unfortunately, I think it’s more likely that Wolf will be gone. If I’m not wrong, his ending said that he went dark, and he hasn’t been seen in a while

[@soggytoost5]

The Hardcore Henry pack trailer actually plays really neatly into Jimmy's lore, with him basically joining the gang simply to get back at Akan, and with him killing "himself" as suit Jimmy before coming back in as the coked up Jimmy clone we know and love

[@b33croft]

for sure mate, wish there was even more

[@schluebenschlaucher1130]

Nobody gonna talk about how jimmy screams CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSSSS

[@b33croft]

haha he sure does!

[@defaultdan7923]

i always play as chains and one of my friends plays as jimmy, so i hear that one a lot lol

[@name1585]

I disliked rust because he has no other personality than the average biker in american media

[@b33croft]

Yea exactly!

[@adambombing5428]

Is outfit was the only redeeming quality

[@kayagorzan]

Wolf’s special units reactions are the best things “SHIELD SHIELD” “BULLDOOZEERRR” “TAAAAZEEER”

[@b33croft]

Haha yea true

[@theinternetpolice2078]

*ISSSA FUCKIN'* meddy

[@creeeamy7133]

WOOOHHH SHOT ME A TAZER

[@DanaWhite69Jones]

Release the dozer

[@MerchantrRe4]

SHIELD, SHIELD!

[@SozeSR]

sokol barely speaks his own language dragan does fluently and frequently, i rest my case.

[@ozdemir6702]

Your name is so familiar. Were you a friend of generalmcbadass?

[@jakesonbrass3893]

I mean, speaking their native tongue is great in the aspect of humanizing a character. But in a gameplay stance? Look at Jiro

[@SozeSR]

Jakeson Brass Oh yeah absolutely Jiro has not just the language but the unique connection with the katana, the interactions even a proper story arch. My point is better and more humanised voice lines paired with brilliant acting makes dragon better. Than Sokol anyway. Sokol didn’t even have a trailer for his entrance just a poorly made golden grin one. He would easily be top 5 if he actually spoke the language that he’s claimed to be native too and familiar with. I just don’t feel anything like wow that’s cool when I play Sokol. Dragon jiro and chains tho, you feel immersed as much as you can granted it’s payday. But totally agree jiro imo is number 1 best design for a character by far

[@jakesonbrass3893]

@@SozeSR oh no, I agree totally. Every single one of these characters (that you mentioned, ew Rust) has a fantastic story that I want to know even more about. The Jiro trailer? Omahgod I could cream halfway through. I just wish he spoke more English as it would make it easier for me to hear the in-game callouts. But then again, it wouldn't make sense if he was perfectly fluent in english after a few years in Murica as an outlaw

[@b33croft]

There was a case made? Lol

[@somedude1887]

For the most part I can actually agree with these placements, but Dallas will always be my favorite heister. From how recognizable he is to the amazing and extremely memeable voice lines, he’s just a really fun character to play as.

[@Perellux]

I still accidentally call him Texas. I don’t know.

[@siliswest498]

My character is just Dallas but with the prime outfit and the gold Dallas mask

[@adamt5846]

@@siliswest498 wgats a prime outfit

[@siliswest498]

@@adamt5846 it's a black suit with a gold checkered tie

[@slowpoke6882]

“ *Guys, It feels like something’s in the air... MONEY!* ”

[@b33croft]

;)

[@anotherweirdperson5382]

You are Breaking up can you hear me OK?

[@hoxton4]

Yeah yeah yeah, run the plan

[@Skorpeonismyrealname]

Dragan? Did you mean "Communist Dallas?" (legit, an old crewmate of mine mained him, and would randomly switch to Dallas to see if we could notice... We hardly ever did until we started playing) Also, as a Jacket main, I don't mind the "lack of variety" in lines. Except when Medics were first added, it took them a while to add other lines as opposed to "Doctor no longer in the house." I'll admit that I switched to Jimmy until that was fixed.

[@b33croft]

Good my friend

[@KonoNana]

last week i played with 2 people they played dallas and jiro. i played dragan. jiro told us we look exactly the same. then we started guessing each others characters ages and everyone was surprised when jiro wasn't even that much older (dallas 44, dragan 45, jiro 52). dallas and me would've thought jiro is easily in his 70s while jiro thought dallas and dragan would definitely be younger lmao

[@adamfreeman9493]

I actually think that Chains’ most iconic line is: “On the Goddamn ground!”

[@b33croft]

For sure!

[@entiendemierda3849]

No, no, "pick up that pace, bitch" when making someone walk again on some missions is even better!

[@Bixen_Bings]

@@entiendemierda3849 no, no, NO, it's "is that all you got bitch!?"

[@jockeyfield1954]

how can anyone forget his most iconic line "fuck"

[@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036]

DONACDUM

[@duhrzosma]

It hurts to see Wolf in that place of the top, I loved his voice in The Heist and is sad how many lines were removed in Payday 2 :(

[@b33croft]

Yea so sad :(

[@djpandaeop8172]

As a swed I'm soo sad that Wolf left 😞

[@duflie2654]

1. Duke 2: everyone else . . . . . 22: ethan

[@b33croft]

Haha sounds good

[@Khrn-lk4mf]

Nah ethan is 25... he loses to bain, cloakers, and dozers.

[@Extramrdo]

hila > ethan ???

[@Khrn-lk4mf]

@@Extramrdo no... hila and ethan are just genderswaps of eachother so they are one and the same

[@Dicembree]

Duflie lov u

[@Tommy-05]

-Best Payday 2 Heister? -Microsoft Jacket. -but he is not........ -"M I C R O S O F T - J A C K E T"

[@b33croft]

I like it

[@twistedoptical]

yes

[@gnomeman5808]

F for console players. Stuck with normal jacket

[@Box_moons]

Wait there is a Microsoft jacket

[@CoolGamer-qz5zp]

@@Box_moons It's a mod

[@sacen3690]

Whether you like Sokol or not, hes got one of if not the best voicelines period.

[@b33croft]

He’s great!

[@bluemrgutsy8351]

Sorry control spotted badass in mirror.

[@SovietArmyGuy]

@@bluemrgutsy8351 "then she grabs bear by balls and pull, hard."

[@aripbowe]

I'm the cloaker smoker

[@jackbright745]

Sokol is my most played character. The Grinder perk deck is cracked, the hockey stick is perfect for smashing in a Dozer's face, and the Valkryia is great for dodge-crit builds. Like b33 said, the voicelines are awesome. My favorite is the "house in Montana" pager response, only because it was a reference to Borodin from Hunt for the Red October.

[@Mr_G87]

Jiro has Kiryu's clothes, Majima's charisma, and Shibusawa's face (all from the Yakuza universe of course).

[@b33croft]

Nice!

[@weneedaladder8384]

Oh my God. That's totally Kiryu's suit! I never noticed.

[@nugget4989]

I wouldn't say majima's charisma exactly, but he's up there

[@xYamakaze]

Scarface is my favorite, I just love his gusto and his pager lines never fail to give me a chuckle no matter how many times I hear them. Sadly, I don't get to hear them enough as I mostly play loud, but his loud voicelines are also admirable in and of themselves, giving me the same sense of accomplishment he feels when saying each voice line. Also, hearing Scarface whisper in stealth is funny to me, idk why.

[@b33croft]

Yea mate he’s great!

[@CosFredAdventure]

How much wood.. i love Scarface too

[@CosFredAdventure]

When you enter the safe in first world bank : YEAH DON’T FUCK WITH TONY MONTANA

[@immanismjr5606]

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

[@pitabread9820]

I love Scarface too, his specials lines are great. It’s not even super comedic it’s just the way they’re said like “we just killed ourselves a medic” or “ I wasted that medic fuck!”n

[@roadworkahead4187]

I really think Rust was a missed opportunity, they got Ron Perlman to do the voice acting then had him deliver boring and generic voice lines with not a lot of emotion, he definitely could’ve been a fantastic heister is they had done it right

[@b33croft]

Exactly mate

[@Lavender_Fox]

He just did it for the check.

[@TheSultan1470]

So you're planning to pull of a large scale heist, requiring skills, expertise and finesse, and you invite a biker. Why?

[@elijahnakumura4375]

@@TheSultan1470 Bc in this line of work there aren’t many options too pick from. Also Sons of anarchy/Ron Perlman theme.

[@TheSultan1470]

@@elijahnakumura4375 Nah, there are options. Out of all the heisters, I think Rust and Sangres are the least likely to pull off a high profile job since they are just glorified petty hoodlums. The original quarted and Huston are after all the most suited to such work, professional, low profile, well rounded, calm and collected. Same goes for Dragan, Sokol, Duke and Clover. The more bonkers and outlandish characters were added and more franchise tie ins they did, the more the image of the heist group became murky. Eg. Pointless movie tie ins such as Whick (I could just watch the movies), Bodhi (old movie character, not interesting) and Tony Montana (loved his game, no reason for him to be here) which add little to the game's original lore and are weird, as well as characters which are "crazy psychos" such as Jacket (quiet boi), Jimmy (loud boi), Bonnie (fat and Scottish), Sydney (lame generic punk), that have no meaningfull purpouse other than "I kill shit". Then there are just flat out stereotypes, like Jiro (loud, japanese speaking yakuza man who can be understood by 10 % of people and 0 % of the team), Sangres, Rust (the Overkill MC is already in the game) and Joy (Wolf is already a technician). But shit, it's just my opinion. It's a comedy series not meant to be taken seriously.

[@weabele8698]

Joy be like “just ran over a child 7 points!”

[@b33croft]

Haha yes mate!

[@rockcaster1091]

I can actually see her doing that

[@AHappyBlackGuy]

Forget about Jacket or Wolf drilling the Dozer Joy literally treats murder and crime like a game she even set up a point system. Most psychopathic character in Payday confirmed

[@dannygj]

@@AHappyBlackGuy god im a joy main in payday and listening to her voice for long periods of time does shit to your brain

[@Bixen_Bings]

@@dannygj I'm a chains main and hearing his downed voice sounds quite painful

[@reissyboi7527]

I’ve been running with a British crew for quite a while (Clover/Hoxton/Jimmy/Bonnie) as I just love their voice lines because of how crazy and aggressive they are. I occasionally swap Bonnie with Duke for his posh assertiveness It’s much better with the bot improvements mod as you get to hear more of their spotting, domination and special kill lines

[@b33croft]

That’s awesome

[@rahrykenno]

Clover is Irish...

[@reissyboi7527]

@@rahrykenno Ireland is part of Britain…

[@DKSean]

@@reissyboi7527 It isn't. Northern Ireland is part of the UK, but Clover's accent is vaguely Dublin, and the VA is from Kerry, so she's not British herself.

[@dangerousbeans]

@@DKSeansame thing

[@kaseylucas6048]

*me playing payday2 again after 2 years cuz i wanna be hoxton again* me:"DID YA MISS ME U WANKAHS"

[@b33croft]

Haha perfect

[@gaywoman]

*rule Britannia starts playing*

[@Jayboexe]

i waited for someone to write it even though im a Jacket main i love to plain Hoxton as well

[@kazuma8486]

DID CHA MISS ME YOU WANKAHS

[@maxmilianmolinek6490]

Alternative video title: 16 minutes of Payday 2 characters dancing.

[@b33croft]

Haha hell yea

[@yourworstnightmare3467]

And clovers just vibin

[@woohoo2491]

I was convinced Duke was voiced by Markiplier early on when I first heard him

[@b33croft]

Haha good point

[@GlassyCrib]

I was convinced It was JK simins

[@rundur4805]

I gotta say, Rust is one of my favorite. The lack of emotion and constant throwing of slurs everywhere is honestly perfect to me. It’s basically just Ron Perlman

[@b33croft]

He’s a great actor

[@LoneWandererCollin]

He even Narrated Fallout 1, 2, and 3’s intro.

[@phike8870]

"[Jimmy] has some pretty damn good voice acting all the way through." Yeah, no wonder, he's voice acted by the same guy who played him in Hardcore Henry!

[@b33croft]

Yea really awesome

[@starryeyes5860]

yea sharlto copley and hes south african btw

[@blondepotatoboi]

I wish there were alternate versions of Jimmy to match how wildly different the clones were from HH. Different voice lines for the colonel, punk, hippie and nerd clones as well as the addict one would've been a rly cool way to implement the film's canon into the game

[@sirspookay8676]

He actually played in the movie Chappie

[@eposiavt]

Can we make a video where jiro gets stuck doing the Macarena for 9 hours

[@b33croft]

hahah I'd watch that!

[@potatohead5986]

Honestly, i like that these characters are grown ass heisters with lotta experience. the one Yakuza member of the gang wasn't an anime character but a cool old.. turtle as you said with dramatic backstory. Well and Joy? A gamer teenager with no scratch on hands suddenly picks up a rifle and empties a bank? Meh...

[@b33croft]

Lol for sure

[@potatohead5986]

No but my lovely punk Sydney is.

[@icetide9411]

Jiro is the guy who I never play but adore because for some reason, whether it's a lobby with 3 players or an offline game, he is always the one who helps me if I get downed. I've had times where I'm about to die and suddenly Jiro comes in and murders anyone who even looked at me. Jiro is the best

[@b33croft]

He’s awesome

[@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036]

Happened to me aswell

[@ZestyKatto]

Its honestly impressive how he will respond to literally every comment. Respect

[@b33croft]

Thanks mate :)

[@Leire788]

He just repeat over and over again what he said in others comments.

[@redmistbby]

me, who mainly plays wolf: wolf gang i guess... sees dragan, whos my second choice, right after wolf: damn

[@b33croft]

:(

[@haste9980]

I fucking love wolf as well, love his pager lines and his lowkey insanity

[@user-we3qc3mx6b]

wolf my beloved i love wolf so much

[@bl3florv0rk-61]

@@user-we3qc3mx6b I guess this is the corner us wolf fans crawl into to die :(

[@marcuslewis9607]

For me Wolf is best but the core 4 Wolf, Hoxton, Dallas, and Chains is the best characters for sake of the are the main 4

[@Blippy]

I play jimmy because i like the movie, a problem with him is he has no lines for the medic, saying nothing when killing them and going “HOLY SHIT” or other swearing and screaming while spotting

[@b33croft]

Haha he’s awesome

[@pitabread9820]

Ya it’s the silliest thing

[@weeb_dweeb]

Wait he is from a movie?

[@pitabread9820]

@@weeb_dweeb yes he’s from the movie hardcore Henry the joke of jimmy is that he is a bunch of clones.

[@weeb_dweeb]

@@pitabread9820 i Just tought he was the funny drugged Man from Payday 2

[@Mrdoc-kb1qj]

Dallas: "dont try my patience!" also dallas: *thanos twerking*

[@b33croft]

;)

[@spengler2258]

My headcanon is that the Scarface in Payday is Tony’s son with Elvira (who actually wasn’t infertile like Tony claimed). Elvira disowns him for reminding her of Montana, and he grows up idolising his late father. This leads to him following in his father’s footsteps and attempting to become him. He then takes revenge on the Sosa Cartel with the Payday gang as the entire heist would feel very personal to him. It would also explain why he looks so much like Tony when it’s established in the FBI files that Tony himself is long dead. But that’s besides the point- a pretty good ranking I’d say, didn’t expect Clover at number one though. I’d also rank Wolf higher just because of his voice lines when he points out a special unit (and how downright panicked he sounds).

[@b33croft]

Very cool!

[@chasedouglas684]

Did u wear an oxygen mask while typing this take a breath dude

[@supersam64]

This is a pretty badass theory. I like it.

[@spengler2258]

Selim Sultan Akbar I didn’t know that, actually- definitely an idea which could’ve had potential. But I’m honestly fine with Scarface not having an actual sequel (‘The World Is Yours’ being the strange exception).

[@MrZxAlan]

You can love Sokol, you can hate Sokol, but his pager answers are the best in the game

[@b33croft]

Haha they’re good!

[@friendly9799]

I really like him. "I come America. Happy very. Sit very much hours. Is nice!" And I somewhat like his shouts about special units. Usually I feel bored with other heisters.

[@troganb.5598]

But dragans line- , i saw a burglar but it was actually a burger, the spelling confused me

[@SovietArmyGuy]

@@friendly9799 "then she grab bears by balls and pull, pull hard! Sorry control i was telling barney about russian girls."

[@yo1tsyoshi555]

My favorite is Sangres. I love the way he delivers his lines with pagers, half the time it feels like he’s thinking completely random things. Plus his accent is great.

[@b33croft]

Yea he’s great!

[@SeaBurns]

I agree, Sangres is my favorite too. "Hey control, did you hear about that time it was enchiladas in El Paso?" Always cracks me up.

[@scout4996]

Sangres sounds like he wants to make friends as well as money. And I love it

[@SeaBurns]

@@scout4996 Yeah haha. The one where he says it smells worse than a city in a mexico, I actually live in the city he was talking about. (Yes, I'm Mexican like Sangres is) I could agree alot more with him on that.

[@pitabread9820]

Yeah bruh like “ay control could you bring me some food? Like enchiladas or something?” Or “ hey control you okay? Why don’t you take a siesta or something man?”

[@Crustyeyedogs]

Joy’s voice acting isn’t that dull when you consider the incredible availability of mods that replace her voice with that of an anime girl’s.

[@b33croft]

yea a lot of people like her

[@lunatic_nebula9542]

Oh god

[@ddsjgvk]

Mods don't count

[@lb2kxx]

Where do i sign

[@Enggar.Galang]

im interested

[@Lylybeebee]

Alright so if I don’t see my gal ~~Gaige~~ Sydney up there, I’m gonna force you to play DSOD Bomb: Forest and jump constantly

[@imtoolazyforaprofilepic4961]

With Gambler perk deck

[@b33croft]

Lol uh oh!

[@nerd_nato564]

Same. First thing I thought was "Sydney HAS to be the best."

[@tvgaming7846]

Imagine doing the bunnyhopper achievement on the bomb forest

[@realheadshothero]

I’ve been a bodhi main since he was released. His voice lines are really great such as “Get off your ass and FIGHT!”

[@b33croft]

he's awesome!

[@ugraimartin140]

My favourite is on aftershock when you blew up the wall as Bodhi and he says "Who the fuck needs a door?!"

[@raybob7904]

When does he say this? I can’t remember :(

[@sharkshock5397]

"Thats what you get for hiding behind a shield...bitch"

[@djailsonfelipe84]

Bye bye shitty shield!

[@Cat_Sandwiches]

“I enjoy the screams of Sydney.”

[@b33croft]

Nice!

[@johnnystankiewicz295]

Wait a minute what the-

[@Leire788]

Who don't enjoy that wholesome screams?

[@gamemage3009]

;)

[@thebigiron2950]

I mainly use Duke, and I can't believe you didn't use "KNEEL BEFORE *THE DUKE* " in the video lol

[@b33croft]

Great line

[@commandershepard9312]

*in a low sultry tone* "there's a guard there". honestly i love the difference between dukes calm and excited lines. going from a smooth and deep voice, to a loud posh sounding dude.

[@TheSultan1470]

Oh yeah. The Duke rules.

[@TheSultan1470]

@@commandershepard9312 Exactly.

[@GentlemenMonkey]

Regarding Bonnie's "Sasunnach bastard!" line, 'sasunnach ' is a somewhat disparaging term for non-gaelic speaking people. In a literal sense it means 'Saxon' but is used to mean anyone who isn't a highlander. You could think of it as a very Scottish way of calling someone a foreigner that can carry with it an hint of highlander pride and a bit of contempt, or in Bonnie's case a lot of contempt.

[@b33croft]

Awesome, thanks mate!

[@MrLaborico]

Since the Hoxton's breakout trailer, wolf became my favorite character because he kill a bulldozer with a drill hahaha Greetings from Mexico!

[@b33croft]

Yea love the bulldozer bit!

[@garenkijolfo4393]

b33croft If only that was a legit thing in the game. I kind of see this as a hidden update to the Drill Sawgeant perk.

[@mmfoodd.]

“Would you relax, nothing. Is. Gonna. Happen” My favorite duke pager line

[@b33croft]

He’s awesome

[@jeanarlett4662]

nah, the best is.... KNEEEL BEFORE THE DUKEE

[@twistedoptical]

little did they know...

[@partyinpiplup7883]

I love all his hostage dialouge lines.

[@Gotenks070]

I'm really glad Jimmy and Jacket made it so high. I just like Jacket as a concept (since I dont have the game in order to play him in payday) but I absolutely love Jimmy. I picked him because we had the same first name and fell in love with his goofy full of life lines. I ended up watching the movie after my friend pointed out he was from Hardcore Henry and oh man 💯😄

[@DanDMann47]

"JESUS COCAINE CHRIST!!" Jimmy mains rise up!

[@brandonfranco9340]

"I blew the shield!" -Scarface

[@b33croft]

Lol

[@slonkydonky1403]

😳

[@bacon_haired_dude7050]

😳

[@randomslav4721]

😳

[@ScrubbyChubs1917]

Jimmy is my favorite because I love Hardcore Henry and his cocaine version was done real justice in the game. Wish the character could be in more things, though : \

[@b33croft]

He’s a cool character!

[@tylerblubaugh5549]

Imagine if he changed clones each time you switched heists or something

[@wiithesecond5192]

Jiro's voice lines are just "AHHH HAYAA YAHHH HAYAAA AHHHHH", with the occasional "I NEED HEALING" also, Hoxton is my favorite heister because he BUYS THE GOLDEN GRIN CASSINO in the secret ending.

[@b33croft]

Haha yep

[@CarEnjoyer420]

Chains is number one for me, when your doing stealth and you place bodybags he screams: “BODY BAG CASE IS OUT” or “AYO WE’VE GOT A BODYBAG CASE” and it gives me a laugh everytime😂

[@b33croft]

Haha so good

[@VERsingthegamez]

I feel in the next game they could get Keanu reeves. He's in cyberpunk and he accepted that because he loved the story and cdproject red. So who knows? Loved to see more of him.

[@b33croft]

Yes! That would be oerfext

[@near-0907]

Personally a huge fan of Dragan. Love his actor and I prefer his more quiet delivery when some of the newer character (at least I feel) scream way to much sometimes.

[@b33croft]

Very cool!

[@baz_tf]

Same, Dragan’s my most played Geister coming up just short of 3000 heists with him. Also the actual VA did time so it makes it a little more cool to see he was able to bounce back after a three year sentence and VA in a popular video game.

[@AraiiarA]

I just finished watching all your ranking and new 2020 build videos (holy shit) and this gets uploaded. Nice.

[@b33croft]

Perfect timing!

[@Yenbreaks]

I played BF5 as a medic and whenever I'm in a particularly intense situation and I revive someone I yell "Get the Fuck Up!"

[@b33croft]

Haha perfect

[@randomslav4721]

Professionals have standars

[@averageyoutubeuser851]

@@randomslav4721 three games in one and I like all of them

[@Briman13]

"Sorry, I dropped me samwich." When Jimmy answers a pager immediately made him my favorite. Also those Aaron Barrett style sideburns are dope

[@b33croft]

Lol for sur e

[@dirkechoes1377]

Personally My top 5 would go as thus: 5 - Joy I Don't really mind her not sounding Japanese because I think she was born in the USA? But to Japanese heritage. Her voice can be a bit... "Attention Grabbing" but she's in her early 20's and it matches the idea of a snarky younger adult who thinks they're hot shit 4 - Wolf To me wolf may not sound very swedish unless he's speaking Swedish but his story and unhinged voice lines give him points imo 3 - Clover I love Clover though I do wish there was more story integration for her 2 - Duke Personally I'm a fan of how Duke played a massive role in the story aspect of Locke's later missions 1 - Jacket Considering how It's been said that Payday is not canon to Hotline Miami but HM is canon to payday Jacket is an interesting take. Is this THE Miami Maniac? Is this a 50 blessings agent? It could just be a copycat killer because the HM1 protag sorta... Yaknow, spoilers nuke spoilers. As a Hotline Miami fan I do like their take on how to bring a silent protagonist into a very verbal game

[@b33croft]

Very cool mate! Thanks

[@thecreamylad]

I've heared an interesting theory that he's just a Huge fan of The Games

[@rcv0]

Her t shirt "we are gamers"

[@pandequeso]

Jacket top tier

[@gUwUld]

A very late comment but i believe it was. Its the same jacket, but hotline miami is moved into a more modern age in paudays storyline

[@Yally2077]

For me is like this: 1: Rust Cause is Ron Perlman Also: Jesus Christ Clover got the moves

[@b33croft]

Yea she does!

[@contingen6y]

rust with the zweihander, ictv, and the castigo is as close as we can get to a hellboy build and that alone is beautiful

[@remyfromratmoviebuthuman4282]

b33croft she be breaking the lobby background

[@jockeyfield1954]

the sheer amount of emotion houston puts into fixing a drill is something that i find way too funny "the drill is broken-" "WHERE DID WE GET THIS FUCKIN DRILL?!"

[@b33croft]

Love it

[@Alt_FIV]

I can’t take the characters serious anymore after watching them dance like that.

[@b33croft]

Haha yea me too

[@neat9396]

Thought I might as well 1and2: 0:47 Ethan and Hila 3: 1:26 Rust 4: 2:01 John Wick 5: 2:43 Joy 6: 3:20 Wolf 7: 3:56 Dragan 8: 4:39 Huston 9: 5:18 Sokol 10: 5:51 Bodhi 11: 6:38 Sangres 12: 7:20 Jacket 13: 8:28 Dallas 14: 8:47 Bonnie 15: 9:40 Jimmy 16: 10:27 Duke ✨My favorite ✨ 17: 11:00 Chains 18: 11:38 Sydney 19: 12:23 Jiro 20: 13:29 Scarface 21: 14:16 Hoxton (did ya miss him wankers) 22: 14:48 And finally 🍀Clover 🍀 Yay

[@b33croft]

nice!

[@upmostpark3215]

Bodhi was the first character I played as and He’s grown to be my favorite, jacket and jimmy are 2 that I’ve played and loved, and I’ve been playing Sangras a lot lately and he’s slowly becoming one of my favorites.

[@b33croft]

Nice!

[@MalusCake]

Best in DSOD loud: Dallas Best in pager: Bonnie, Dragan Best in cloaker Seen and kill: wolf Best in danc: w o l f Best crossover: Jacket Best woman: Sydney OVI Best mask: Rust, Joy, Others Best mask (personal):Hila, Sokol,wolf Best Backstory: Chains, Jiro Sad to see go: Scarface LETSAS GOOOOOOOOOOOO voice line: Duke (my fav line from him) The reason why medic bag jokes exist: Dallas Best perk: Leech-Almir Best in stealth: Wolf is gud but it's ur Choice Hoxton: DING DON AVON CALLING

[@ИльяЮрьевич-е5п]

Best Sangres: Sangres

[@jackie6763]

Joy is immediately the lowest on the list, my ears bleed within .2 seconds of her opening her mouth

[@b33croft]

Haha agreed!

[@inertia_dagger]

Yeah, and her hoodie is very cringy too, I instantly replaced it with blank one

[@pettysaltblock9358]

"Taser! Ten points!"

[@chinossynthesizer705]

Nah Sydney voice gets annoying 😂

[@GoddessVel]

My list is Jacket : #1 Everyone else : #2

[@marsmonke4160]

I feel represented

[@b33croft]

Nice

[@b33croft]

Lol very cool

[@ZestyKatto]

Same

[@aleksapablo]

Straight facts

[@tvgaming7846]

I really like Sangres and Jimmy, everyone can agree that Sangres has some dope ass gloves and the Shirt that changes from heist to heist, Jimmy's suit is very unique and nice looking (it is not because of the weird powdered sugar there) and the White Death mask for Jimmy is dope looking

[@b33croft]

Jimmy is very cool!

[@envyaaron]

Jimmy would be my number one pick because he’s so fucking unique and cool and I love how his tone of his voice changes from getting shot at or before an assault wave he’s just so fucking cool lol

[@b33croft]

He’s great!

[@quantumfoxgaming2722]

Yeah same, he's my main guy