BABY DELIVERY IN THE ER

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[@sandieserrano2425]

I have a friend who's a male ER RN and always said delivering a baby was his greatest fear. And of course it happened. The baby just popped out into his hands as he was yelling for help

[@cronostvg]

Now, baby believes male ER RN is its father calling by its name, Help. 🤭

[@jaquitad9842]

😂😂🤣

[@nataliesue2485]

Must've been that woman's 3rd or so kid. 🤣

[@TeaWithTheAuthor]

Momma always did joke that I had the gift of “helps”

[@plaggscamembert7465]

This is funny but wholesome at the same time 😂

[@katherinewhite5415]

As an OB nurse this is exactly what we imagine ER nurses doing

[@chrisb9143]

OB nurse : "Now that we have finished this special course on how to deliver a baby, I expect you to be able to manage on your own" ER nurse, 2 hours later : "HELP ! HELP !!!! A pregnant woman !"

[@TeaWithTheAuthor]

Depends on what kind of pregnant

[@christinajackson2662]

Oh, it’s hella accurate 🤣

[@akhoneybee9076]

Yes 🤣🤣🙌

[@asamvav]

🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@Bethmarie44]

Nothing moves faster than an ER nurse running an imminent delivery to us in L&D. ❤️

[@longwhitemane]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@jonlizsam]

Truth!

[@Pippis78]

And then you have to tell them to stop panicking because it'll probably take another 6-12 hours before the babies going to be out Well ok, it depends. It's just silly how people think deliveries happen. It can be super sudden too.

[@kishonb25]

Straight facts...how about for any possible GYN complaints 🙄

[@Bethmarie44]

My favorite so far has been the nurse running in huffing and puffing with the patient and says “She lost her mucous plug!” 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

[@morningsun6410]

I expected Austin to run out in panic on "help" cries, bcs so far he was that Help hand for whatever, but water bottle made it for him this time 🤣

[@imsweetchaos]

Let’s face it, Austin would kill it at L&D over these two.

[@AngelWish3]

lol

[@CCMaya-ze3sj]

He was clearly on his lunch break….

[@bijou3000]

@@imsweetchaos Truth, I'm starting to suspect Austin is the hero without a cape we didn't know we needed.

[@Checkerbear]

Idk if I’m just dumb but this comment is confusing the shit outta me maybe I need sleep lmao I can’t figure out what ur trying to say 😭

[@lynn2574]

The high pitched scream cracked me up. But when I had some complications in my pregnancy and went to the ER, it actually scared me how fast they moved to get me to OB. I thought it was urgent I get OB care immediately, only to be told by the OB nurse that it was more a rush for me to simply NOT be in the ER when whatever was happening happened. 🤣

[@jammier6483]

Man, my hospital doesn't care if you are just 5 weeks along you don't even SEE the ER you got right up to L&D lol I had to get stitches in my hand once and they saw I was pregnant and tried to take me up...I had to ask why because I wasn't there for that!

[@ndutz01]

@@jammier6483 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious but so true!

[@caroc4327]

@@jammier6483 That's hilarious indeed thanks for the laugh

[@ri.b.8700]

Yup. Me too. I never moved so fast in the ER in my life like I did when I was 6 mos pregnant with Braxton Hicks contractions. It was like Monopoly, do not pass go do not collect $200 direct to l&d. The registration thought I left until l&d called them.

[@curiousorigins]

I can see why you worried. People moving fast in the E.R. is usually a scary sign. Glad that they were just worried about it happening in the E.R.

[@tamerawaltman4115]

I'm a L&D nurse and dude, I can't tell you how many times we've run down to ER to deliver someone and the ER staff is hyperventilating.

[@lamoinette23]

😂😂

[@heidifruchtl354]

When I was pregnant, I went into labor at 7 months, at work. The day after Christmas. People were yelling at me when I had a contraction. So when I was in the back of the store after a relief came in, the store manager came in, took one look at me and backed up 20 feet, yelling that he was NOT delivering the baby. I went on bed rest that day. Baby was born 4 weeks later. She is now 21.

[@souldancersbyjennifer]

Haha... That's so cute to know. It's like these people who have seen so much life and death stuff but really freaks out over labours...

[@valeskavictoria1278]

@@heidifruchtl354 I'm so sorry. That's all honestly kind of fucked up. You're not a leper. You were making a human being. That's beautiful and special and you needed support!

[@heidifruchtl354]

@OhWell thank you. I hid the pregnancy fairly well, and even though I felt like a beached whale, lots of people couldn't tell. So I was getting a lot of weird looks from customers when I said that I was in labor. Plus, the manager was a volunteer firefighter, male, and did not want to see anything that would embarrass any of us later on. The supervisor, also male, was more willing to hand me tissues. When those two walked in, I was in the back office with my feet up and crying.

[@melodieswitten7386]

I delivered my beautiful baby girl in the entrance of the ER 8 months ago... My water broke 15min before arriving to the hospital, my baby wanted to be out reaaaally fast, and her head popped out while I was still on the back of the car. 8 ER nurses and doctors were waiting for me, none of them knew what to do. My midwife jumped on the ER bed and caught my baby girl right on time as she like... Flew out of me xD the staff just gaped at us, absolutely not knowing what to do or what was expected of them 😂 they looked TERRIFIED ! One of them had clamps and scissors and was asking every minute ''should I cut it? The umbilical cord? Should I?'' Midwife took the lead and just told them what to do. It was hilarious 🤣

[@starsaur6664]

Lol your daughter wasn't gonna wait for anybody. 😂

[@LucyB34]

How cool now that the terror is over

[@elevateyournow7418]

Gotta love midwives 💗

[@Supvia]

Hahaha, if they just cut the umbilical cord without clamping it first, it would have been a huge mess 😂

[@monicag.1527]

@@Supvia guaranteed whoever cut it without clamping it would have passed out 🤣

[@kellydoodlez1]

As an ER nurse, this is 100% medically accurate. ‘We got an entire dept on the 3rd floor that does that…’ *does the demolition derby through the hallways with a wheelchair*

[@ronwesilen4536]

Well i hope that as a er nurse you know that a 31 week pregnancy is not ideal and you wouldn't be so happy as the dude here about it

[@Nevertoleave]

Lol, reminds me of this news article recently about a lady that gave birth in the elevator on the way up to maternity. She only had a couple of security guards with her as they tried to rush her up as quickly as possible. The video was funny. You see them get on and then getting off there’s one more person.

[@patricialake104]

@@ronwesilen4536 a lot of first time moms think they are in labor when they aren't. That's why he wasn't worried until there was water on the floor.

[@Danny-be1ex]

@@patricialake104 yo I’m only 24 weeks and have been convinced I’m labor more than ten times already. By 30 weeks I’ll be on high alert for ANYTHING.

[@Goldenhawk583]

@@patricialake104 And I was told by the hospital to take a shower and relax and relax at hime, as first time births always takes 18 hours or more. One hour later, I was in the hospital, 16 minutes after I signed in, my son was there. From the first contraction to baby being out.. 2 hours. I have 4 children, and I have spent a total of 10 hours in labour.

[@raylouis7013]

My youngest sister was delivered in the ER - my mother is an RN with a midwifery speciality (that's the way it was done in the 70s when it happened)... 30 minute labour - she was telling the nurses what to do....

[@baileyellison642]

Ur mom is a badass

[@tiedcidentallywp9517]

Woahh 🔥🔥🔥

[@devent10n]

My grandmother would've done the same. She took off about 17 years after my mom was born, and when she went back to work (to put my mom and aunt through college because my grandpa thought they shouldn't go), she was the overnight maternity floor supervisor for one of the bigger hospitals in the area within a year. She was one amazing woman.

[@catwhisperer1253]

@@devent10n She sounds amazing. That is so awesome that she stood up for and paid for her 2 daughters' college education! 👏👏👏

[@lamoinette23]

It was common at that time for women to be told they didn't need to go to college. Or if they did it was only to find a husband. And if the found a husband they often had to leave their studies. If they finished college and got a job then when they found a husband they had to leave work. So your grandma was up against a lot of social pressure. Bless her she sounds like a great person. 🥰

[@benteelgersma9303]

We had a young woman come in to the A&E a couple of weeks ago with intermittent abdominal and back pain, swore she couldn't be pregnant because she had last had sex in March. Everyone was silent (March, April, May... That is 9 months ago!) The docters from L&D were just in time!

[@abipoole2859]

Geez, did she look pregnant?

[@sunflower9481]

Oh wow a "I didn't know I was pregnant" story

[@ricaivory6571]

I just imagine everyone silently screaming "omg you're pregnant, where is L&d, IDK WHAT TO DO!!!" 😂😂😂😂

[@pennyc11]

Never can imagine not knowing....

[@EmP-2022]

Thus the importance of tracking your cycle regardless of what you are doing in life! I knew I was pregnant before a missed period… because science!

[@ericaluna00]

That actually happened when I was working in A&E (ER in UK).. a woman barely made it into the reception and started screaming.. the baby literally fell out of her and her partner caught it before it hit the floor! We had all doctors and nurses rushing to her and the floor was a pool of all kinds of bodily fluids. Luckily all was good and both mum and baby were fine. And it was her 3rd baby so it wasn’t too shocking for her.. we were more shocked than her in fact!

[@starsaur6664]

Talk about a dramatic entrance! For both mom and baby!

[@jens9150]

As a former ER nurse and current L&D nurse I can attest to the fact that this video speaks nothing but the truth. 😂

[@pembrokelove]

When I was still in school, way in the beginning even, my very first “shadow” shift in the St. Joe’s ER; woman comes in who very seriously misjudged how long she should wait to come in. Everyone was in a full panic, they bypassed triage and a room and just started running for the elevator. She was demanding an epidural but was already delivering into her leggings. They put me at her feet because I was the only one in the elevator who had delivered a baby IRL, and that’s when I was 17 and getting instructions from a 911 operator. L & D met us at the elevator and took her and baby before placenta had been delivered, and by the time we got back off the elevator, she was already on the board and the nursery tune was playing over the speakers. I’m just gonna hazard a guess that it was a very memorable first first for that poor woman. Holy shit I am old. It just occurred to me that that kid he’s probably finishing college.

[@christinajackson2662]

Nursery tune? Does y’all’s hospital play something every time a baby is born?

[@pembrokelove]

@@christinajackson2662 yes. Lots of the catholic hospitals do it. All through the hospital they play that “go to sleep little baby” tune every time a baby is born.

[@christinajackson2662]

@@pembrokelove that’s so sweet! I worked in a Catholic hospital and they didn’t do that, but they always did a morning and evening prayer, which I thought was sweet.

[@Goldenhawk583]

"go to sleep little baby" I find it creepy.. just born, and your told to sleep... what about those then that go to eternal sleep during or right after delivery?

[@pembrokelove]

@@Goldenhawk583 that is incredibly dark.

[@cynthiab3168]

I've heard stories of the ER department sending pregnant people with a broken leg to L&D, only for L&D to send them back to ER for treatment. 😂 Pregnancy is terrifying to them!

[@Noblebird02]

Only women can be pregnant. Not all women can be pregnant but all who can get pregnant are women

[@moefyespinoza727]

@@Noblebird02 what does that have to do with anything

[@Phroggster]

@@Noblebird02 You might want to run your feelings on gender identity by someone from the transgender community before proudly declaring them. I'm not saying I inherently disagree with you, but there are certainly gray areas where yes, a person with XY chromosomes, that socially and genetically identifies as male, can deliver a baby to term.

[@moefyespinoza727]

@@Phroggster I’m just confused on why it was said

[@Phroggster]

@@moefyespinoza727 Me too, my friend, me too.

[@karenbarton4482]

As a soon to be retired L&D nurse, OMG, too funny. And pretty darned accurate! Thank you for bringing smiles if not absolute guffaws ! Your channel is the best!

[@karaigrayson8198]

Have any funny stories?

[@ejlynn6797]

I had to lmao at a what 1 lady (natalie) said when she replying to a comment posted above your comment where a woman said about her baby coming so fast without much effort like her baby just fell/popped out that lady (Natalie) who replied to her comment said it had to be her 3 or 4th kid I'm like is this lady special or stupid. Like no I myself have never had a vaginal birth all 3 of my son's were born via c-sections but I seen vaginal births some difficult some not like for example my big sister was in labor 18hrs before she had my niece but my cousin who was 25 an still a virgin til she married her husband an lost her virginity & got pregnant the same night they married & when she went into labor with her 1st daughter she had a few bad contractions said she felt like she had to poop she pushed 1 good hard time an Ariana came flying outta her like a cute lil bloody bat outta hell lmao she had her in like 10-15mins of her water breaking like you don't gotta be a blown out hoe nor do you have to be on your 3rd or 4th kid just to have a baby fast where the baby just basically pops right out like that dense childish lady seemed to be insinuating 🤣💀😂

[@kas7145]

As an EMT I had to deliver a baby in the back of an ambulance on the side of I-95. You can't deliver the baby while the ambulance is moving, so we had to pull over. Bonus is the call came out as "patient in distress" and they were on the side of the highway. I of course assumed it was motor vehicle related. Unfortunately the first thing the woman said was "I've been having heavy contractions for almost an hour and my last baby came out after 45 minutes!"

[@vladspellbinder]

I like how Rich goes from "Huh. That's a thing." to "Yes! Let's do this!" to "Help!" in the span of a few seconds. Man has a roller-coaster of emotions.

[@fathomgathergood7690]

Rich was so cute in this one

[@noyface]

One of my last shifts on orientation in the ER at 5am, I was working fast track and ended up with a surprise delivery for me and the patient who didn't know she was pregnant... lol I've never yelled for help on the radio so fast.

[@christinajackson2662]

Omg, in fast track?! That’s some triage gold right there 🙄😅

[@theshadowfax239]

Nothing scares an ED doctor/nurse more then the prospect of having to deliver a baby, lol.

[@kathleenannmodina-angue4540]

As an ED doctor this is TRUTH

[@cathy4y0u]

I am curious why? (regular/non medical person here)

[@born-of-fire]

@@cathy4y0u i’m not in the ER, but i am an ICU nurse! labor and delivery is a very unique and intensive specialty, and it can also be high risk. personally, my L&D knowledge is limited to what little i learned about it in nursing school, which is basically nothing; nursing school is largely focused on preparing us to work with adults. that’s why the people who know L&D really well are the people we want to be involved if someone’s about to have a baby. impromptu baby delivery definitely happens, but it’s not ideal 😂

[@cathy4y0u]

@@born-of-fire thank you so much for the information. I have such high respect for medical professionals like you :)

[@sopyleecrypt6899]

If it’s any comfort, it can be a long time between waters breaking and delivery. I was at home when my water broke and 7 hours later gave birth in hospital. Plenty of time to transfer from ER to L&D.

[@ladysybylgrey]

I know people who've been in labor for over 48 hours 🥶

[@bonitaduplessis819]

Or of you're like me you're fully dilated and then your water breaks. 👀

[@legendoflex6881]

Most of the time lol! My little sister was born about ten minutes after we got mom to the hospital!😂 looking back I'm glad that I rushed to get ready because if I was my usual groggy self she would have delivered in the taxi we took to get there!😭😭😭😭😭

[@rebekahmontesdeoca565]

You just never know, some labors come alarmingy fast.

[@raylouis7013]

My youngest sister was born after 30 minutes . My first was born after a 4 hour labour .. One of my cousins had her fourth after less than 15 minutes..... It can and does happen really quickly sometimes.

[@lunalou3489]

As an OB RN this was hysterical! Cause I have seen Drs and RNs in emergency freak out 🤣. I have received phone calls, "This is the ER... RUN... Please" 🤣🤣🤣

[@scottclark3761]

I participated in the delivery of both my sons. It really isn't all that scary. I mean, I am sure my wife was scared, but for me it wasn't all that bad. The first was vacuum assisted, which is basically a suction cup on the baby's head attached to a rope. It was kinda like pull starting a lawnmower, just really slowly. Nurse had me pull while she did other things. No biggie. She asked if I was ok, and I told her I'm a farmboy. She said "God I love farmboys! None of y'all faint!" No ma'am. The second was easier. I cut the cord on both of them. Little blood, no big deal there, either. Wasn't some terrifying thing....just how people get into the world. I mean, miracle of birth an such, but it's not something to fear.

[@___LC___]

I think Austin could have handled this. He would have walked in and said, “hey, I found your water bottle. Why are you guys screaming?“

[@jewelsbarbie]

Yes! 😂

[@22Peaches22]

I was delivered in the ER. My mom said i almost came out in the car on the way there. No planning, dad rushed from work just in time. Makes me wonder why I have this immense fear of being late and always plan to arrive early to places and appointments.

[@MrJking065]

Maybe that is what happened to me also. I HATE being late. I will usually leave 1 hour early just to make sure I am on time. If I have to wait that is ok. But I hate it if I make someone to have to wait on me. I wish one of my parents were alive so I could ask. 😂😂

[@annieseaside]

My sister kept my Mom in Labor in 1964 for 48 hours. She was breech, they’d turn her, she roll right back. Finally they knocked my Mom out. When she woke she was handed the baby, no c-section. Then she realized her belly was bruised and asked “Why?”. They turned Debbie, then two Nurse threw themselves over Mom so Debbie would HAVE to exit. She has been late to everything in life, it is so pronounced we think she might be late to her Funeral. 😂

[@roseabee7503]

I took my time getting here, coming out ass-first. The running joke is I was digging my heels and hanging on to my birth mother's ribs because i did NOT want to leave. It's kinda weird that I still don't like to leave my house 🤣

[@karensutherland9142]

My mom was a NICU nurse in Baltimore for years. One day as she was walking in during a heavy snow storm a man asked for help with his very pregnant about to pop wife. My mom delivered the baby in the back seat of a car and was able to get another nurse that was walking in for shift to help get them inside. It was so cold mom just wrapped the baby up didn't even know the sex till later when she was told.

[@jkhegarty4317]

Dude, in my hospital, the ER STAT CALLS L&D and NICU! EVERYONE comes running with their own equipment. Been there, done that several times. No need to panic, we'll do the panicking for you. 😊

[@rebekahgomez2173]

Well that's fantastic!

[@BREEZEMAYES]

47 years ago I went to check a pt. I walked out told the doc she was crowning, The intern said "I just checked she most certainly is not" About that time a blood curdling scream. I looked behind the curtain." What do I do when the head is in the bed?" I asked innocently. Intern panicked, "OMG get a precept tray!" I leaned out and told the other nurse to get the resident and then proceeded go in & help the mother delivering the 35week baby boy. The intern was going to send her home....in the snow on a cold January night.

[@jackEternal]

As an ER Tech, 10000% accurate. One thing we dont do very often is deliver babies. So we dont know what to do! Plus, L&D gets mad when we chart everything incorrectly, so we rather have the impending birth freak out, get the OB team stat and let OB and L&D handle it. LOL I’ve had a woman whose husband pulled up to the front of the ER with the baby’s head halfway out while she was sitting in the passenger seat, and I have had a woman who pushed her baby out in one of the ER toilets. Total ER freak out

[@laurajarpe1541]

it’s my worst fear to be on a plane or something and somebody ask “is anyone here a nurse?” and I say “yea” and they’re like “ok great this woman is having a baby” when I’ve only taken one 2-week class in nursing school on L&D

[@roseabee7503]

I can just imagine you're sweating bullets, silently praying, "Please just be a heart attack and in need of CPR, PLEASE JUST BE A HEART ATTACK AND IN NEED OF CPR."

[@LadyRad2000]

Hahaha! Nothing like an imminent birth to freak out the ER!😂😂😂

[@clmoss83]

My sister is an L and D nurse and caught (she calls it catching) a baby in the elevator once because ED didn’t quiiiite move fast enough getting her the hell out of there before she delivered. My sister was mad, too. “They just didn’t want her to make a mess. That’s BS. Gross stuff happens down there all the time. If she was this close they should have just let her stay down there. Buncha babies…” 😂

[@bijou3000]

I'm not downing your sister, but it seems like it's much safer for a newborn to be on a floor that's specifically sterilized for newborns, with staff dedicated to L&D. The ER could have everything in the waiting room from the plague to scabies to gangbangers who aren't done shooting each other yet. The mess is probably the least of it, when you stop and think about it.

[@clmoss83]

@@bijou3000 Are you a nurse?

[@bijou3000]

@@clmoss83 No, but I've had two kids and spent some time in the ER several times. Like I said, I'm not downing your sister, but there are some crazy things going on in the ER at times. She is right, they should have gotten the woman in labor up to L&D as quickly as possible.

[@clmoss83]

@@bijou3000 That’s not what my sister was saying at all. And if you aren’t a nurse familiar with the capabilities of each area of the specific hospital you work at, you probably shouldn’t say that someone who is was wrong.

[@bijou3000]

@@clmoss83 Hey, if you don't mind someone puking all over your newborn and breathing strep throat on you, who am I to care? You obviously just want to be mad or you would have taken a deep breath and read my comment without all your emotional attachment. Sorry about your issues.

[@SuperLadyDanger]

I caught in an ambulance as an EMT. I’m pretty sure my probies were screaming internally since the most experienced one (a 19 y/o male) clung to the automatic b/p cuff like it could tell him the meaning of life! Only time I had ANYONE meet my ambo in the bay!

[@trishcouncell2342]

The same thing happened to me. Caught is the right word for it!

[@KateTheMama]

I gotta say, these little skits are getting better and better lol

[@latricewalker6056]

Definitely...but here comes the copycats...ugh

[@rainyday333]

As a fellow 34 week prego, I laughed hysterically

[@damien678]

hope the labour goes well!

[@gklb_2xx7]

💗

[@NicolaosRayne]

Omg, omg, omg, omg!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!! This happened to me about a week before I had my son!!!! I was at a girl's night out, hanging out when the chair I was sitting on broke. I had a cup of water sitting on the ground beside me, and it was knocked over. Everyone myself included thought my water broke. It was pure chaos! The EMTs were called everything. Haha it was hilarious how it took an EMT to point out to the 10 of us that it was just my spilled water, not my water breaking! 😅

[@etiennesalgado211]

I had my second baby a week ago and went through the main entrance of the hospital (I think). There were staff checking people in and doing temp checks and I came in with 6-8 min apart contractions and waited for my husband to park the car. As I was going through a contraction I leaned over on a table to wait out the pain and one of the staff, a young man asked if I was ok and offered a wheelchair I said I'm fine I'm in labor it's just a contraction his jaw dropped and looked so scared. I wish I could've laughed but I was too much in pain lol. 16 hours later I had my second beautiful baby boy.

[@jwan1120]

Congratulations❣

[@Brievel]

💞

[@jamiewagner1981]

it was too late for me to drive to the hospital with my third kid so I had to call an ambulance. I'll never forget the look on those two guys. they were literally jogging me up to l&d, exchanging these terrified looks to each other. i was 9 cm by the time we got to triage lol. btw, youre hella funny and too accurate lol

[@Robin-Bob]

The idea that her water breaking mean the baby is about to pop right out is so funny to me!

[@rosanna415]

I thought the same thing. I have four kids, only once has my water spontaneously broken. It took 6 hours from water breaking to delivery.

[@Treemeadow]

Water breaking means increased infection risk though, and ER is the LEAST sanitary and LEAST PRIVATE place in hospital.

[@Brievel]

@@Treemeadow Increased infection is really only a risk because they keep sticking their fingers up there to check your dilation. If you refuse cervical checks it's really not that much of a risk at all.

[@ettinakitten5047]

@@rosanna415 My water broke about half an hour before she was born. But I was induced so IDK what order it'd have happened if my body went into labor spontaneously. I remember I'd just started feeling a strong urge to push and then it felt like there was a water balloon in my vagina, and then it burst and amniotic fluid went everywhere.

[@KellyDVance]

My husband was a USAF medic. When he was taking his EMT test one of the questions was "what do you do if a woman is in labor and the baby is crowning?" His answer "Drive faster"

[@Brievel]

Put on gloves, locate a sterile (or at least clean) blanket or sheet, and get ready to catch.

[@KellyDVance]

@@Brievel he wasn't even sure he wanted to be in the room during the birth of our child. Lucky for him it ended up being an emergency C-section (the induction didn't go as planned) so he got to sit by my head and have everything blocked by a sterile barrier.

[@Brievel]

@@KellyDVance During my emergency C my husband had the most color of Antin in the white OR - he was green.

[@KellyDVance]

@@Brievel as long as my hubby didn't see anything he was good. As a USAF medic he had to do a rotation in each section. When he had to do L&D he went bopping into a delivery took one look at what was going on and lost all color. The attending saw him and ordered him out of the room. Give him any other situation (except parasites, which was fun when the baby started moving) and he was fine.

[@Brievel]

@@KellyDVance My husband freaks and faints and retches at the sight of blood... unless it's vaginal birth blood, in which case he gives it a disinterested glance and goes back to his phone or Switch.

[@MehWhatever99]

Seriously though, even if her water broke, there would, usually, still be plenty of time to send her to l&d. some women’s waters break before they even get to the hospital. For some it’s the first sign of labor. Delivery could still be hours away. The real problem here is that she’s 31 weeks. That’s way too soon.

[@Brievel]

Yep. Either needs something to stop those contractions or they need to get some steroids into that soon-to-be-preemie.

[@mellocheers9062]

exactly. plenty of women deliver babies by themselves all over the world, instincts are a powerful thing.

[@andynonymous6769]

@@mellocheers9062 idk if I'd call that instincts. More like you literally have no control over what your body is doing so sit back and enjoy the ride. See if you can keep your vagina from tearing (spoiler alert, odds aren't good)

[@carlyar5281]

True. But it can also happen as the baby is delivered, especially during precipitous labour. When my second baby was born my water broke and the baby was delivered during the next contraction. My doctor nicknamed the baby “rocket baby”.

[@pinkrose5796]

Had a doctor tell me to step on the gas when I was driving an ambulance as he told me he wasn't going to deliver a baby in the back of one!! We made it safely to the hospital on time!

[@MM-te1kk]

Reminds me of the time when I was laying in the ER with 2nd degree burns on my genitals (female), screaming in the worst pain I have ever had, and had been wating for ages for a doctor to come see me when, finally, one doctor popped his head around the curtain to, in what seemed to me to be sheer panic, ask me if I was in labour. I yelled „No, I burned my crotch in an accident!“ and he literally replied „Good! Thank god! :D“ and stormed off. Bruh I still had 2nd degree burns on my genitals WTF 😂 Btw that was two months ago and I’m great now 🌞

[@starsaur6664]

I'm so glad you're okay now but that doctor omg 😂

[@starwarzchik112]

How did that happen??💀omg

[@MM-te1kk]

@@starwarzchik112 I had a hot water bottle burst on my lap. I had made myself that hot water bottle because I had gotten my period and had really bad cramps as always. Receiving sexist comments from some particular male doctors and nurses in hospital during my treatment topped this experience off. Being in a female body can get pretty dramatic sometimes, it's a vibe, help lol 😂

[@carolines3953]

I nearly had my first in the ER. Two hour precipitous labor. Everyone in the ER heard me screaming 🤣

[@Loveboylove1989]

Yeah I nearly had my last baby in my car. Barely made it into the hospital and it was a labor and delivery hospital specifically so thankfully I didn’t have an ER go through. That nurse was just walking pretty quickly pushing me while I screamed that it was happening too fast. First contraction at 3:11, baby born at 4:28. 😬

[@andynonymous6769]

🤣 isn't the emoji I would use. Maybe something like 😱

[@carolines3953]

@@andynonymous6769 I can laugh about it now, nearly 6 years later. At the time it was definitely 😱. My non-hospital midwife told me to take 8oz of castor oil to induce labor. I think it actually caused me to have a placental abruption (massive blood loss at home), which caused the precipitous labor (body’s response to get baby out quick) and my baby was in distress (meconium, heart decels). Thankfully I live 2 minutes from the ER and didn’t attempt to drive to the birth center. I’ve had my next two babies (safely!!) in hospital and plan to have my fourth and final in the same hospital in a few months time. But yea, took me a while to recover from the trauma of my first baby’s birth. It was pretty horrific.

[@andynonymous6769]

@@carolines3953 yiiiikes I'm really glad all your other kids came safely though! Makes me more convicted that I'll just adopt lol

[@heatherholmes6859]

Ambulance brings them in over 20 weeks, we send them STRAIGHT upstairs. OBED has the monopoly. Do not pass triage, do not collect precip kit.

[@mando8469]

I am currently sick and your you tube skits have been helping me pass the time as i zone in and out of consciousness. Much appreciated.

[@blankabontovics7063]

I really hope you will feel better soon!

[@carrolabrams2659]

I heard it said “laughter is the best medicine”! Hope you feel better soon.

[@deannayork9128]

@@blankabontovics7063 Same.

[@macklinillustration]

Feel better soon

[@yulandawilliams1819]

Prayers for your speedy recovery

[@shanematthews1985]

If someone were to go in to labour in front of my my actual response would be "I need an adult"

[@koriw1701]

Dude, you are WAY too funny! I'm a retired nurse and nearly everything you've put on a video I've experienced in some form or another. DAMN you make me laugh out loud!

[@maryellendeangelo2712]

I worked as a RN for 44 years and I love these videos. They are on point!

[@hastidandelior2760]

" awe me neither it could be our first time " THESE TWO MAN IM TELLIN YA THESE TWO ARE SUSSSS😂💚

[@rcantu1204]

Ugh TWICE when i worked in the ER 😱 both the scariest, and happiest times, delivering babies in the abundance bay and then also in the wheelchair as shes being wheeled in the trauma bay 🙂 beautiful moments that always bring a tear to your eye

[@mariewhitehead6108]

Definitely had my daughter in the ED! 7 minutes from doorway to trauma room to baby in my arms! Woke everyone up at 5:30 am

[@jasminemaravilla8329]

Bruh this is literally going to be me and my friend once we get hired 😂😂😂 but with a whole lot of cussing and yelling at each other 🤣🤣

[@jasminemaravilla8329]

OMG DIDENT EXPECT 33 LIKES THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH 😂🤣👍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰

[@fbbWaddell]

For those who don't know, amniotic fluid has a smell. There's a noticeable difference between it and water.

[@Brievel]

Kind of fishy. Kind of earthy. Never smelled anything else like it. Hated it at first but as my baby smelled like it for a week it grew on me by association.

[@lenaeospeixinhos]

😂 my cousin actually worked for years in delivery before getting assigned to the ER when the delivery ward closed down (that part's sad), I'm betting he's the one to get called when this happens 😂

[@beverlypylant718]

Being a L&D nurse see this all the time. During a delivery in the ER I have looked around and all ER nurses gone.

[@lilaipad3075]

On the bright side, if it's her first baby, you'll probably have another 6-12 hours of labor after the water breaks lol. It's the lady delivering baby number 10 that you should really freak out about

[@kathleenhurst8524]

Yep this happened to me twice. I delivered a baby at 27 week's. I barely had time to prep. He almost shot out. 2nd time. Lady came in holding her own baby inside herself. As soon as the lady hit my ER floor her baby shot out in her mama's hands!

[@starsaur6664]

The babies had picked a time and refused to wait a single second longer.

[@julietrudgeon3433]

LMFAO!! Brought back memories or should I say NIGHTMARES of delivering a 24 weeker LOL. Me Screaming " GET THE NICU DOWN HERE STAT AND GET ME A FUCKING DOCTOR!!" We intubated baby, sent Baby to NICU and Mom to big Barnes across the street. Baby was healthy and did well. Should I add, that teen mom kept SCREAMING.. "I'm not pregnant!!!" Lol.

[@jessicajennings9148]

“F@&$.” “Did you just curse?” “No. Love it😂

[@Eliiicomeau]

I work as the receptionist for the emergency labour and delivery block of my hospital and I’ve had women loose their water on my feet, a head between one women’s legs, so much stuff 😂 I can’t imagine the E.R Doctor’s having to deal with that 😂😂😂

[@hadassahm3016]

At least she didn't break her water... Bottle

[@snakedoga97]

When I was taking an l&d patient up one time, she was 23 weeks and came into the ED with this blood curdling scream and I'm like "okay. This is ridiculous" so the husband pushes the wheelchair to the elevator and she does another scream as the doors are closing and all of a sudden I hear a loud sound and rushing water. I out loud said "fuck" before turning around to see amniotic fluid had filled up the elevator floor, was all over my shoes, and the husband says "what do we do?" And in true ER fashion I very calmly said "run." Also delivering a baby in the front seat of a car, toes first, and the oh so terrible 40 weeker cardiac arrest where we did an emergency c section with the Lucas device on and still lost both of them. OB is scary 🥴

[@theresas740]

Lexxy Ann, I'm so sorry you had to go through those experiences, I know how hard they are. OB does go south and we Mother/Baby staff signed up for it, you folks didn't. I hope you had and have support, and take comfort in how you did everything you could

[@denissefaylo9593]

This is so epic!!! I laughed so hard!!! When I was in my last 2 weeks of pregnancy if my baby didn’t move by 630am I was at the prenatal’s office in the hospital on my way to work by 645. They hated me, but so many lost babies that late in their pregnancies- months before I was to give birth- my nerves all crazy. The hospital was down the street from my work, it was a quick stop for safety. Those were 15 minutes of hell!! The first time I stopped there I went to the ER first because I didn’t know. Well, me being in the military thought I was getting special treatment because I was pregnant. The hospital is usually slow, as everywhere else, specially since they use the ER as a sick call during the day. Come to find out they just wanted to get me to the right department ASAP. There they committed the mistake of telling me to go straight to them from then on. 😂

[@miahan8988]

I’d be paranoid too if I were in your shoes 😵‍💫

[@justwinks1553]

As a doula, I approve of this entire skit

[@privateprivate5302]

When you don't work L&D "I don't know nothing about birthing no babies"

[@JenniferBaileyBergen]

31 weeks and having really bad contractions? That "Congratulations!" was brilliant foreshadowing lol

[@KHR1827]

OMG! This is my favourite of all your videos. Mostly cause I’m a L & D nurse and we always make fun of ER for reacting the exact same way on this video whenever a pregnant lady comes in with imminent or immediate post delivery. They call a code pink, and we come running downstairs and the ER staff are just clueless and doing all the wrong things. 😂😂😂 We are so bad, I know. On the flip side though, anything non L& D related, we push to you guys/ other relevant departments. 😅😂🤣

[@theresas740]

At my Hospital a Code Pink is an infant abduction. Newborn are always transported in cribs or isolettes by Hospital personnel. If you see a person just carrying a Newborn call Security immediately and note the best most detailed description you can.

[@brutusmother]

I had my third baby at home. Woke up, saw the mucus plug and called doctor. Had to have hubby help me back to the bedroom. 45 minutes from time a woke up until baby was out. It was a 49 minute drive to the hospital so didn’t dare try to go in the middle of the night. My oldest son still remembers his scared he was seeing newest baby brother right after the birth. Not a pretty sight for a 4 year old

[@curiousorigins]

I had a friend who was an EMT, he delivered a couple babies. Supposedly it's not that big a deal so long as there isn't complications, obviously. It can be messy though. I really enjoyed the excitement one of them got over potentially sharing their first delivery together. That was sweet.

[@mapsandviolins1]

As a L&D nurse and new nurse-midwife, this seems like an accurate representation of how ED professionals feel about delivering babies. ;-) To be fair, though, the ED deals with things I'm not sure I could handle, so...

[@tiyatayo4322]

Couldn’t have said it better myself 😉

[@teresabui3128]

Lol..we had a delivery in the ER recently..it was controlled beautiful chaos!! Lmao. Mom and baby were ok! The emergency c-section one..whew..that was just chaos..😵😵

[@hadilayyad6147]

They didn’t take the patient to L&D for the c-section? I know during an emergency they want that baby out quick; had it happen to me and my baby boy and it was terrible tbh

[@clairewright8153]

My mum was a midwife and worked in the er department, the stories she’d come home with were funny, wonderful, scary and terrifying. She told us the a mother nearly delivered her baby in the car because her husband had to wash and vacuum the car before they left their home. The baby was safely delivered in the corridor, and the mum looked at her husband and said I forgive you give me a kiss. When he bent down she punched his lights out. My mother gave her best mother stare to everyone and said the first person that helps him will have to deal with me. Still makes me laugh mostly because I wasn’t in trouble 😂😂😂

[@lmeirelesxo]

This is too funny! I could see our ER dept. doing this. I work on L&D, and at my hospital no pregnant woman over 20 weeks gets seen in emerg. They get sent straight to us.

[@lilaskiwan2987]

That was amazing ! I genuinly have a huge grin on my face.

[@Cantmakeupmymindonaname]

"Awww me neither. it can be our first time ❤ " Oh i love it ❤😂

[@leahhayes8256]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I be so excited when the mothers come in and I swear 4 got damn seconds later the L&D nurses be coming threw fast asf 😒🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beckywilliams8507]

Oh my gosh I love this one so much! My daughter just found out she’s pregnant yesterday (Praise The Lord) I am going to share this with her! Thanks for all the laughs!

[@milaniordaz743]

I was delivered in the er and even made a page in the local news paper 📰

[@raging_nerdaholic5233]

31 weeks is too early🥶. 36 weeks is the safe period.

[@hunterellis1946]

I'm a 21 year old, been working in a care facility for 3 years: this is why I'm so glad I work with the elderly 😂

[@JD-un3hn]

The “why not” at :37 was always me asking my boss why I couldn’t do something in the store. He’d always shut me down and I’d say why not just like that with the same exact face. Cause, why not?

[@kylieshaye6562]

Steve have you ever delivered a baby?????? Imagine going into labor and a tik tok star is there to help lol

[@batkat1378]

Was always funny to watch the different ways the ER nurses reacted to women coming in already in labor. Most of the male nurses and a few female nurses would be grab a gurney, send someone to secure elevator, and start yelling “Rush Roller” trying to get her to Labor Unit before IT happened. Others, mainly female, immediately started rushing around grabbing everything needed to deliver the baby in the ER and excited at thought of getting to bring another life into the world. While some RN was always disappointed, at least they were always ready for whatever stage of labor the woman was in when she came thru the doors.

[@beverlyjordan8957]

You are too precious for words. Bless you and keep ‘em coming.😊

[@OKAYOKAY420]

At my local hospital you don't even get to go to emergency, you register and go right up to labour and delivery. They do it so fast.

[@michellesouthards6821]

So funny! Thanks for all you post I just love it!

[@Warai87]

„Did you just curse?“ - „No.“ 😂

[@sawa139]

We had a patient that was 34 weeks on med/surgical. 1 of the cna's said if she goes into labor she's calling 911 😆

[@joni1950]

Baby delivery, huh? I do feel like ordering takeout today

[@theresas740]

Hey, watch it, you want people to think we eat babies? 🍽👶

[@kristinscotbarryjames]

Lol...steveioe you are the bomb! Your vids make me laugh every time..totally needed this today..thanks🙂

[@ellie_michelle6987]

I’m working for the ambulance service and recently passed my qual for labour and delivery. Rule one of out of maternity delivery.. GET THEM TO DELIVERY that baby is NOT being born on my hands🤣

[@megan5867]

Oh my lord, this was probably my favorite so far. I love how I see your characters as totally separate people, but it's all you.

[@joyherting3705]

When I was pregnant with my daughter we had couple weeks left, never had Braxton Hicks or anything. We had a doctor's appointment and she was perfectly positioned, went to bed that night and woke up at like 2:30 in the morning and my water had broke and while my ex went to go get the car I stood in the bathtub because of not wanting to make a mess. When we got there and I told them that my water had broke they change their mind from a natural childbirth to an emergency C-section. The nurse was checking me out and said that's weird and left the room! It was like are you serious did you just say that to a pregnant woman that is now going to be taking a surgery. She came back and had told me that my daughter had pushed both feet through and essentially ruptured my water and it like a huge water balloon popped, instead of a more of a leaking or like you're peeing yourself it just went whoosh

[@RJ_Cormac]

Oh NO, they hate that! ER doesn't have L&D medical liability insurance, it costs more. Security should have sent her upstairs to L&D triage immediately! Oops 😬🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Bucketofshells]

Midwife here. Up north. In Canada 🙋🏻‍♀️ Love this! Keep up the funny 😁

[@WQema]

Thank you so much for these videos. They truly make my day 🤗

[@B2U23]

As a mother baby nurse, we had a baby born in the unit hallway on the way to L&D. I loved it! Baby was OK

[@christinashouse3488]

😂😂😂love watching your videos. I have a sister who's a nurse. She first shared these with me. Now I gotta get in a daily dose.

[@jenepooh]

ROFL! I so needed this laugh tonight. Thank you so much!

[@dla872]

Just when I thought you couldn't out do yourself ......... here comes the new next one. EXCELLENT JOB!!!!! Really enjoy your skits, so much so I look forward to them every day without fail. Keep them coming. Thank you.