“Quiet, twerp!” Haven’t heard that line since Pokémon 😭
@Oh.-FN2 ай бұрын
Fr bro
@michellethomas57402 ай бұрын
Frrrrrr😂😂😂😂
@TheRealMONKIEVRGT225 күн бұрын
Fr team rocket
@Angel-ip7pw2 жыл бұрын
joe keeps switching from "no thats dumb i thought did something smart" and then "YO THIS KID IS A GENUIS"
@judejenkins27712 жыл бұрын
111th comment
@rainman422 жыл бұрын
I get what you meant but reading it at 1st doesn't make sense...did u make an error in wording it?"no that's dumb I thought did something smart......tf?
@judejenkins27712 жыл бұрын
@@rainman42 I want Trying to day it like that I ment to say I'm this comments 111th like
@rohnanatkinson25472 жыл бұрын
18:05 ultimate YOO THIS KIDS A GENIUS
@seanvilloria5199 Жыл бұрын
@@rainman42 It's a common mistake that everyone does, he simply just forgot to put "he" before "did", I even read it at first and had no trouble understanding it.
@crimzy43752 жыл бұрын
As a drug dealer, I would like to thank Joe for defending drug dealers morals with his comment at 5:50
@colin23452 жыл бұрын
😳
@KujoMC2 жыл бұрын
ayo??
@heathmiller95332 жыл бұрын
You serious?
@glitchkit60202 жыл бұрын
Im sorry wat
@zrixhi2 жыл бұрын
As another drug dealer, I agree with you
@JonahArwood2 жыл бұрын
Joes neighbor just walks outside and hears “DRUGS, COCAINE, METH!” Edit: I’ve Never had 1k likes before this is crazy
@glitchkit60202 жыл бұрын
Breaking bad reference
@trytokrash3.0592 жыл бұрын
Yes I was just about to come to about that
@SeagullMan2 жыл бұрын
If I heard that I would have been knocking on his door
@Michachel2 жыл бұрын
“It’s for a video”
@FHyde99772 жыл бұрын
The infamous youtube stalker.
@Arsenal45872 жыл бұрын
Can we just all appreciate how joe makes all of our days with happiness and laughter!!! KEEP IT UP JOE!!!!!
@jaydenlovell75572 жыл бұрын
I love your profile pic
@boobies77952 жыл бұрын
Appreciate my ratio
@jaydenlovell75572 жыл бұрын
Are you related to se bastion benitez???
@Arsenal45872 жыл бұрын
@@jaydenlovell7557 I would love to but sadly nah just a fan of him
@emmastoney2 жыл бұрын
softie
@lucasblankenship2182 жыл бұрын
Joe is legitimately my main source of entertainment
@eqge Жыл бұрын
YES
@yunggdecay Жыл бұрын
QQ
@Official_MeatStix2 жыл бұрын
Anybody realize the amount of times Joe switched sides. One minute he calls the kid stupid, then a genius lmao. he does it like 5 times Im cracking up right now lol
@solyananegash20012 жыл бұрын
Let Jesus Christ be with you all amen and
@Marlixu5 ай бұрын
not everyone’s christian 😭
@Okpurplegirls5 ай бұрын
I'm a Muslim
@Marlixu5 ай бұрын
@@Okpurplegirls SAME
@rahee3wwewmamohamed4705 ай бұрын
@@Okpurplegirls SAME!
@destinyjulios65425 ай бұрын
Thank u❤❤ amen to u 2
@NathanShreds Жыл бұрын
13:04 W CHILD BRO THAT SHI HAD ME ON THE FLOOR 💀💀💀
@ItzQuick_2 жыл бұрын
The way Joe said YOOOOOOO HES A FUCKING WIZARD!!!!!!! Makes me laugh every time I see it
@mrcinnamonbuns36872 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how Joe's neighbors just endure this
@autumnrainee2 жыл бұрын
Bro, as a kid I was brought to my mothers drug deals and I swear, ONG, I always fucking knew. Like, my mom thought I would NEVER know. And it’s so hilarious thinking how she thought I was so naive. I still hate her for bringing me when I was 8 and my brother when he was 4.
@ThatdudeBlake094 ай бұрын
When the baby sitter said “twerp” it reminded me of Vicky from fairly odd parents
@JacksNotOnlineАй бұрын
Timmy was an average kid
@ThatdudeBlake09Ай бұрын
@@JacksNotOnline 🤣
@Pixlllllll Жыл бұрын
That kid is a genius
@KingMathers Жыл бұрын
Ratafak
@Scuffy1k2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao saw this during stream. This was fantastic I’m bouta watch the whole thing still 😂
@Zypher02 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User cap
@Zypher02 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User and i didnt even have to see ur channel
@YOUR_NARRATOR9752 жыл бұрын
Me too funniest shit I've seen today
@Airtography092 жыл бұрын
What’s the name of the stream
@Scuffy1k2 жыл бұрын
@@Airtography09 homie it was a month ago like his last video. Not really sure lol I’m not gonna remember it.
@altnap2 жыл бұрын
I like how he went through all the trouble of censoring his cussing and then he just starts screaming drug names at 4:25
@Drift1012 жыл бұрын
becasue in the first couple of minutes if you swear the algoritham doesnt recomend the video
@h2.t22 жыл бұрын
CRACK COCAINE METH
@fadizu02 жыл бұрын
F
@BlueBulb342 жыл бұрын
Fr
@holland1111 Жыл бұрын
Joes got all the priorities bro
@dumbgeniusesfilmpodcast88792 жыл бұрын
Dharr Mann be like: kids take drugs at a brothel they instantly regret It
@spender79422 жыл бұрын
Kid loses his virginity on drugs instantly regrets it...
@goopguy5482 жыл бұрын
12yr old smokes crack for the first time, they instantly regret it
@grafix87802 жыл бұрын
"This kid's stupid" "This kid's a GENIUS!" "Nvm" "YOOOOOO This kid's a GENIUS!" "Nvm" Me:.... I see...
@savagepug72942 жыл бұрын
I love how the first 2 minutes of each video, he bleeps out cuss words. After that he stops caring about it 🤣
@EmpireToday28002 жыл бұрын
that's the youtube intro rule you cant curse in the "intro" (for 2 mins)
@milanyaxx2 жыл бұрын
I love that joe said he was dumb, then he was smart, dumb again, smart again, dumb again and smart. Like, can we just appreciate this?
@jonathaneckley40922 жыл бұрын
joe going "SHES GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM!" had me dying
@lightningstrike23262 жыл бұрын
This babysitter is genuinely like team rocket from pokemon the amount of times she said twerp.
"twerp" sounds relatable, that's how my brother describes 3/4ths of the people at his school.
@x-bit_studios61612 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how Joe censors everything for the first 1 minute and leaves the rest there.
@surkena51692 жыл бұрын
if you swear in the first few minutes the algorithm wont recommend the video
@cozy25352 жыл бұрын
4:06 the disgust on his face killed me 🤣🤣🤣💀
@cllncasey2 жыл бұрын
12:40 = monke joe
@johnloz1162 жыл бұрын
Not that funny but thanks :)
@senatorarmstrong8960 Жыл бұрын
18:28 The laws of searching someone's bag is kinda complicated in some cases you can in some cases a cop needs a warrant. However, if they recieved info that one of the people there was caring illegal drugs. And the kid tells the cop that the substance is in her purse, that gives the cop the right to search her bag because of reasonable suspicion. A cop can search someones bag if they reasonably suspect they have something illegal in it.
@robertlarosejr.15352 жыл бұрын
Idk man, my moms drug dealer didn’t give af that I was there 😂😂😂
@N1mbu52 жыл бұрын
Wow This New Breaking Bad Episode Looks Fire.
@garrymcgrath99812 жыл бұрын
We need more dhar man Joe's reactions are priceless
@Tuck-Man11 ай бұрын
1:21 “Wut the f*ck!” 😂😂😂
@qualifiedxiaosimp Жыл бұрын
The fact that he starts screaming into his mic and jumping in his chair while praising the kid is fucking hilarious omfg
@raymond-reviews2 жыл бұрын
The kid was easily the best actor in the whole Dhar Mann video.
@camocadet19692 жыл бұрын
Well the bar ain't set very high
@callmecornnn4818 Жыл бұрын
fairly odd parents irl?!?
@Vexizixty Жыл бұрын
6:42 turn on cc on KZbin
@notexisten12 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate that Joe just raged like Tyler1 lol
@AvaV_6uit4r2 жыл бұрын
18:03 got me dying oml
@My_dumbass2215 Жыл бұрын
Me toooo!
@taziyamorgan79082 жыл бұрын
the emotional roller coaster joe had at the end lmao
@fallout243522 жыл бұрын
I love how Joe knows that this kid is a genius
@MagnusRohden-db8gy3 ай бұрын
Dude that kid WAS the babysitter
@huh8562 жыл бұрын
Speaking of making babysitters quit, when I was 5, I had a babysitter that babysat my sister and I. One day we felt rebellious so we decided to run away. We ran about a mile while she chased us and she never babysat us again.
@Evil-Supe2 жыл бұрын
Bro was like “DRUGS, COCAINE, METH!!!” 4:25
@claytond1019 Жыл бұрын
you’re videos are the only thing that bring me happiness at the moment, thank you
@squidly8232 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to Jarvis Johnson for the Dhar Mann bingo board.
@BlueMagnet_2 жыл бұрын
16:39 WHAT A WIZARD
@sethsilberfarb6092 жыл бұрын
she lowkey looked like harley quinn…
@ybbetter19592 жыл бұрын
19:29 why was this so funny for no reason 🤣😂
@hawken5822 жыл бұрын
I feel like the kid is the best actor in this whole thing. Bro's just a menace.
@yonatanrub Жыл бұрын
17:28 their faces 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jackferr15002 жыл бұрын
Joe needs a earape mic and my life is complete
@dirburry18012 жыл бұрын
Joe your vid’s and streams are carrying the content creation part of 2022 already
@lordharry59942 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User nah
@Survive332 жыл бұрын
Joe is the best clickbaiter putting his unenthusiastic face in the thumbnail 😂
@akgamer84662 жыл бұрын
1:14 I cracked my skull when I was being babysat, they quit instantly lol
@coon99062 жыл бұрын
"Timmy is an average kid that no one understands"
@oliver_howard12 жыл бұрын
I’m really sick today and I’ve been throwing up all night and all morning so seeing that Joe’s uploaded a new video makes me feel better 😄
@jiimmyplayz2 жыл бұрын
0:24 "Nah" -Joe 2022
@lilbankaccount7572 жыл бұрын
14:11 I started laughing so hard
@dawight17922 жыл бұрын
8:08 best joe clip yet
@TruemonkegodytАй бұрын
BRO YOUR SETUP CHANGED SO MUCH
@imhereinvr49 Жыл бұрын
Me and my class made my teacher quit and find a new job because we were so annoying and disrespectful
@phasedpenguin2 жыл бұрын
joes the only youtuber that i would watch every video of and rewatch all of them again.
@TheAce0fH43arts2 жыл бұрын
MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN HE WENT “doont touch me”
@izaacmeeks69092 жыл бұрын
Joe the absolute goat, man seems to always make my day. Keep up the good content man
@beanz55962 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User nah your content is bad
@Whodat42 Жыл бұрын
@@beanz5596 hat
@corilabauve19912 жыл бұрын
Joe “why would I ever wanna watch this” also joe-getting hyped up about how smart this kid is.
@noahnoface58342 жыл бұрын
18:29 No, because of illegal substances, he has probable cause to where he can search her purse for just that. No warrant needed
@margaretevans22622 жыл бұрын
Joe bartolozi is the most entertaining KZbinr in the world
@sshadyh2 жыл бұрын
that little kid is one of the best actors i've seen on dhar man
@scythe6002 жыл бұрын
Joe saying "Bro this kid has no IQ after I told him what I just said..." 2 sec later..."YOOOO THIS KID CALLED THE COPS HE HAS MASSIVE IQ!!!!"
@decipherbog83312 жыл бұрын
9:10 hes a certified glizzy gobbler
@wakpak43992 жыл бұрын
"ROBLOX...NAAAAAhhhhh" 0:19
@jacobsworld7573 Жыл бұрын
That should be a meme XD
@Guardian0Verse Жыл бұрын
can we talk about how good the acting is for the kid though dharr mannnnnnn stepped up
@funofficial4602 жыл бұрын
2:54 they spelled racism wrong
@patfusty2994 Жыл бұрын
Mate, It’s a joke spelling of racism.
@Cronyxx4 ай бұрын
Get this kid some fairies
@studioofhorror3752 жыл бұрын
14:28 if your 8 and weigh 50 pounds then somethin ain’t right
@leftovermar2 жыл бұрын
american measurements moment
@unlimitedgacha2 жыл бұрын
When I was 9 I was only 60 pounds so like..
@studioofhorror3752 жыл бұрын
@@leftovermar I live in Canada 💀
@strandedice5145 Жыл бұрын
Bro how is one non-stand up comedian so funny
@Bcteazy4 ай бұрын
2:27 she thinks shes vicky from the fairly odd parents, this kid needs cosmo and wanda 😭😭😭
@masonfiscus99012 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe just to let you know you are my favorite streamer and keep up the good work and whenever I get my allowance I will sub or donate bits
@sticknamud31612 жыл бұрын
bruh, that babysitter bout my ADHD pills.
@DVD-dc9rj2 жыл бұрын
Jay and Chris are two different characters, they're just played by the same actor. Jay's the one who faked the injury and Chris is the bratty kid. So, the argument that "he came up with the injury" is invalid.
@TheScrumbobulous Жыл бұрын
When I was 2 I made my babysitter quit because I would scream and cry for 3 hours straight to the point where she told my parents that the stress from babysitting me was too much 😂
@themonkeyman44272 жыл бұрын
6:17 so your saying you have been to a deal since you know how it goes
@mastersquirtbottle34592 жыл бұрын
I love how he makes us laugh. He is so underrated.
@ednavandermerwe7875 Жыл бұрын
Npc
@MiNixDyNo11 ай бұрын
Npc. Moment
@mastersquirtbottle345910 ай бұрын
Balls
@Rosie_Evie Жыл бұрын
“This kids so dumb wtf” “YOOO THIS KIDS A GENIUS!”
@darklight35832 жыл бұрын
I didn’t have a babysitter I grew up with “ don’t open the door to anyone we have keys”
@TomatosKing2 жыл бұрын
i love how in the start he literally judges the video but in the end always gets so hyped
@Brd_vr-sq5jt Жыл бұрын
man i didnt have a babysitter because I listened to no one other then my mom, gramma, and dad. I put everyone else underneath my care. Everyone else said i was a terrible kid but when my mom, gramma, and dad were around I was an angel. I’m two faced ig you could say 🤷♀️🤦♀️
@eggs70012 жыл бұрын
02:26 The babysitter from The Fairly Odd Parents.
@martialartsedits887 Жыл бұрын
13:59 BWAHAHAHA BRO QUICKSCOPED HER 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
@Tal_Spotting Жыл бұрын
1:13 I’ve had the same babysitter since I was 6 months old and now I’m 15, she is still with us but mainly works as a housekeeper now
@shreksuselessmaid60812 жыл бұрын
“Shut it twerp” sounded better when Vicky said it from fairy odd parents
@lukamegurine39392 жыл бұрын
Brooo this guy starts screaming in the mic and I just burst out laughing hysterically 😭
@iraidzttv2712 жыл бұрын
9:16 are we just gonna ignore that FaZe Blaze subbed to Joe??
@RydarAndarson Жыл бұрын
11:25 "have u ever wanted to milk a cow with your mouth"
@vluxyeditz2 жыл бұрын
this is real fairly god parents
@Mikayla_Games242 жыл бұрын
Hi Joe I was scrolling through TikTok and didn't know you had a KZbin channel so this makes my day because you're my favorite TikToker and to top it off you have Dhar Mann reactions!!! Absolutely love it!!!
@STAR-PLATINUM-568 ай бұрын
Bro his reaction when the kid was playing roblox was my reaction 😂
@sandelz950910 ай бұрын
goth sitter sounds like a mommy
@abhrajyotibanerjee3904 Жыл бұрын
I just want sm1 who would appreciate me the way Joe did with that kid when he call the cop on her ass.
@twizl42 жыл бұрын
1:17 I never made a babysitter quit but when I was in preschool I got kicked out for calling my teacher a bitch for waking me up from my nap.