Babysitter Brings Kid To A Drug Deal?!

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Joe Bartolozzi

Joe Bartolozzi

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@Xelluz
@Xelluz 2 жыл бұрын
“Quiet, twerp!” Haven’t heard that line since Pokémon 😭
@Oh.-FN
@Oh.-FN 2 ай бұрын
Fr bro
@michellethomas5740
@michellethomas5740 2 ай бұрын
Frrrrrr😂😂😂😂
@TheRealMONKIEVRGT2
@TheRealMONKIEVRGT2 25 күн бұрын
Fr team rocket
@Angel-ip7pw
@Angel-ip7pw 2 жыл бұрын
joe keeps switching from "no thats dumb i thought did something smart" and then "YO THIS KID IS A GENUIS"
@judejenkins2771
@judejenkins2771 2 жыл бұрын
111th comment
@rainman42
@rainman42 2 жыл бұрын
I get what you meant but reading it at 1st doesn't make sense...did u make an error in wording it?"no that's dumb I thought did something smart......tf?
@judejenkins2771
@judejenkins2771 2 жыл бұрын
@@rainman42 I want Trying to day it like that I ment to say I'm this comments 111th like
@rohnanatkinson2547
@rohnanatkinson2547 2 жыл бұрын
18:05 ultimate YOO THIS KIDS A GENIUS
@seanvilloria5199
@seanvilloria5199 Жыл бұрын
@@rainman42 It's a common mistake that everyone does, he simply just forgot to put "he" before "did", I even read it at first and had no trouble understanding it.
@crimzy4375
@crimzy4375 2 жыл бұрын
As a drug dealer, I would like to thank Joe for defending drug dealers morals with his comment at 5:50
@colin2345
@colin2345 2 жыл бұрын
😳
@KujoMC
@KujoMC 2 жыл бұрын
ayo??
@heathmiller9533
@heathmiller9533 2 жыл бұрын
You serious?
@glitchkit6020
@glitchkit6020 2 жыл бұрын
Im sorry wat
@zrixhi
@zrixhi 2 жыл бұрын
As another drug dealer, I agree with you
@JonahArwood
@JonahArwood 2 жыл бұрын
Joes neighbor just walks outside and hears “DRUGS, COCAINE, METH!” Edit: I’ve Never had 1k likes before this is crazy
@glitchkit6020
@glitchkit6020 2 жыл бұрын
Breaking bad reference
@trytokrash3.059
@trytokrash3.059 2 жыл бұрын
Yes I was just about to come to about that
@SeagullMan
@SeagullMan 2 жыл бұрын
If I heard that I would have been knocking on his door
@Michachel
@Michachel 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s for a video”
@FHyde9977
@FHyde9977 2 жыл бұрын
The infamous youtube stalker.
@Arsenal4587
@Arsenal4587 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just all appreciate how joe makes all of our days with happiness and laughter!!! KEEP IT UP JOE!!!!!
@jaydenlovell7557
@jaydenlovell7557 2 жыл бұрын
I love your profile pic
@boobies7795
@boobies7795 2 жыл бұрын
Appreciate my ratio
@jaydenlovell7557
@jaydenlovell7557 2 жыл бұрын
Are you related to se bastion benitez???
@Arsenal4587
@Arsenal4587 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaydenlovell7557 I would love to but sadly nah just a fan of him
@emmastoney
@emmastoney 2 жыл бұрын
softie
@lucasblankenship218
@lucasblankenship218 2 жыл бұрын
Joe is legitimately my main source of entertainment
@eqge
@eqge Жыл бұрын
YES
@yunggdecay
@yunggdecay Жыл бұрын
QQ
@Official_MeatStix
@Official_MeatStix 2 жыл бұрын
Anybody realize the amount of times Joe switched sides. One minute he calls the kid stupid, then a genius lmao. he does it like 5 times Im cracking up right now lol
@solyananegash2001
@solyananegash2001 2 жыл бұрын
Let Jesus Christ be with you all amen and
@Marlixu
@Marlixu 5 ай бұрын
not everyone’s christian 😭
@Okpurplegirls
@Okpurplegirls 5 ай бұрын
I'm a Muslim
@Marlixu
@Marlixu 5 ай бұрын
@@Okpurplegirls SAME
@rahee3wwewmamohamed470
@rahee3wwewmamohamed470 5 ай бұрын
​@@Okpurplegirls SAME!
@destinyjulios6542
@destinyjulios6542 5 ай бұрын
Thank u❤❤ amen to u 2
@NathanShreds
@NathanShreds Жыл бұрын
13:04 W CHILD BRO THAT SHI HAD ME ON THE FLOOR 💀💀💀
@ItzQuick_
@ItzQuick_ 2 жыл бұрын
The way Joe said YOOOOOOO HES A FUCKING WIZARD!!!!!!! Makes me laugh every time I see it
@mrcinnamonbuns3687
@mrcinnamonbuns3687 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how Joe's neighbors just endure this
@autumnrainee
@autumnrainee 2 жыл бұрын
Bro, as a kid I was brought to my mothers drug deals and I swear, ONG, I always fucking knew. Like, my mom thought I would NEVER know. And it’s so hilarious thinking how she thought I was so naive. I still hate her for bringing me when I was 8 and my brother when he was 4.
@ThatdudeBlake09
@ThatdudeBlake09 4 ай бұрын
When the baby sitter said “twerp” it reminded me of Vicky from fairly odd parents
@JacksNotOnline
@JacksNotOnline Ай бұрын
Timmy was an average kid
@ThatdudeBlake09
@ThatdudeBlake09 Ай бұрын
@@JacksNotOnline 🤣
@Pixlllllll
@Pixlllllll Жыл бұрын
That kid is a genius
@KingMathers
@KingMathers Жыл бұрын
Ratafak
@Scuffy1k
@Scuffy1k 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao saw this during stream. This was fantastic I’m bouta watch the whole thing still 😂
@Zypher0
@Zypher0 2 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User cap
@Zypher0
@Zypher0 2 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User and i didnt even have to see ur channel
@YOUR_NARRATOR975
@YOUR_NARRATOR975 2 жыл бұрын
Me too funniest shit I've seen today
@Airtography09
@Airtography09 2 жыл бұрын
What’s the name of the stream
@Scuffy1k
@Scuffy1k 2 жыл бұрын
@@Airtography09 homie it was a month ago like his last video. Not really sure lol I’m not gonna remember it.
@altnap
@altnap 2 жыл бұрын
I like how he went through all the trouble of censoring his cussing and then he just starts screaming drug names at 4:25
@Drift101
@Drift101 2 жыл бұрын
becasue in the first couple of minutes if you swear the algoritham doesnt recomend the video
@h2.t2
@h2.t2 2 жыл бұрын
CRACK COCAINE METH
@fadizu0
@fadizu0 2 жыл бұрын
F
@BlueBulb34
@BlueBulb34 2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@holland1111
@holland1111 Жыл бұрын
Joes got all the priorities bro
@dumbgeniusesfilmpodcast8879
@dumbgeniusesfilmpodcast8879 2 жыл бұрын
Dharr Mann be like: kids take drugs at a brothel they instantly regret It
@spender7942
@spender7942 2 жыл бұрын
Kid loses his virginity on drugs instantly regrets it...
@goopguy548
@goopguy548 2 жыл бұрын
12yr old smokes crack for the first time, they instantly regret it
@grafix8780
@grafix8780 2 жыл бұрын
"This kid's stupid" "This kid's a GENIUS!" "Nvm" "YOOOOOO This kid's a GENIUS!" "Nvm" Me:.... I see...
@savagepug7294
@savagepug7294 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the first 2 minutes of each video, he bleeps out cuss words. After that he stops caring about it 🤣
@EmpireToday2800
@EmpireToday2800 2 жыл бұрын
that's the youtube intro rule you cant curse in the "intro" (for 2 mins)
@milanyaxx
@milanyaxx 2 жыл бұрын
I love that joe said he was dumb, then he was smart, dumb again, smart again, dumb again and smart. Like, can we just appreciate this?
@jonathaneckley4092
@jonathaneckley4092 2 жыл бұрын
joe going "SHES GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM!" had me dying
@lightningstrike2326
@lightningstrike2326 2 жыл бұрын
This babysitter is genuinely like team rocket from pokemon the amount of times she said twerp.
@diggitydiggity5523
@diggitydiggity5523 2 жыл бұрын
Joe: censors everything 5 seconds later: DRUGS COCAINE METHHH
@My_dumbass2215
@My_dumbass2215 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@scriptergaming8283
@scriptergaming8283 2 жыл бұрын
"twerp" sounds relatable, that's how my brother describes 3/4ths of the people at his school.
@x-bit_studios6161
@x-bit_studios6161 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how Joe censors everything for the first 1 minute and leaves the rest there.
@surkena5169
@surkena5169 2 жыл бұрын
if you swear in the first few minutes the algorithm wont recommend the video
@cozy2535
@cozy2535 2 жыл бұрын
4:06 the disgust on his face killed me 🤣🤣🤣💀
@cllncasey
@cllncasey 2 жыл бұрын
12:40 = monke joe
@johnloz116
@johnloz116 2 жыл бұрын
Not that funny but thanks :)
@senatorarmstrong8960
@senatorarmstrong8960 Жыл бұрын
18:28 The laws of searching someone's bag is kinda complicated in some cases you can in some cases a cop needs a warrant. However, if they recieved info that one of the people there was caring illegal drugs. And the kid tells the cop that the substance is in her purse, that gives the cop the right to search her bag because of reasonable suspicion. A cop can search someones bag if they reasonably suspect they have something illegal in it.
@robertlarosejr.1535
@robertlarosejr.1535 2 жыл бұрын
Idk man, my moms drug dealer didn’t give af that I was there 😂😂😂
@N1mbu5
@N1mbu5 2 жыл бұрын
Wow This New Breaking Bad Episode Looks Fire.
@garrymcgrath9981
@garrymcgrath9981 2 жыл бұрын
We need more dhar man Joe's reactions are priceless
@Tuck-Man
@Tuck-Man 11 ай бұрын
1:21 “Wut the f*ck!” 😂😂😂
@qualifiedxiaosimp
@qualifiedxiaosimp Жыл бұрын
The fact that he starts screaming into his mic and jumping in his chair while praising the kid is fucking hilarious omfg
@raymond-reviews
@raymond-reviews 2 жыл бұрын
The kid was easily the best actor in the whole Dhar Mann video.
@camocadet1969
@camocadet1969 2 жыл бұрын
Well the bar ain't set very high
@callmecornnn4818
@callmecornnn4818 Жыл бұрын
fairly odd parents irl?!?
@Vexizixty
@Vexizixty Жыл бұрын
6:42 turn on cc on KZbin
@notexisten1
@notexisten1 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate that Joe just raged like Tyler1 lol
@AvaV_6uit4r
@AvaV_6uit4r 2 жыл бұрын
18:03 got me dying oml
@My_dumbass2215
@My_dumbass2215 Жыл бұрын
Me toooo!
@taziyamorgan7908
@taziyamorgan7908 2 жыл бұрын
the emotional roller coaster joe had at the end lmao
@fallout24352
@fallout24352 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Joe knows that this kid is a genius
@MagnusRohden-db8gy
@MagnusRohden-db8gy 3 ай бұрын
Dude that kid WAS the babysitter
@huh856
@huh856 2 жыл бұрын
Speaking of making babysitters quit, when I was 5, I had a babysitter that babysat my sister and I. One day we felt rebellious so we decided to run away. We ran about a mile while she chased us and she never babysat us again.
@Evil-Supe
@Evil-Supe 2 жыл бұрын
Bro was like “DRUGS, COCAINE, METH!!!” 4:25
@claytond1019
@claytond1019 Жыл бұрын
you’re videos are the only thing that bring me happiness at the moment, thank you
@squidly823
@squidly823 2 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to Jarvis Johnson for the Dhar Mann bingo board.
@BlueMagnet_
@BlueMagnet_ 2 жыл бұрын
16:39 WHAT A WIZARD
@sethsilberfarb609
@sethsilberfarb609 2 жыл бұрын
she lowkey looked like harley quinn…
@ybbetter1959
@ybbetter1959 2 жыл бұрын
19:29 why was this so funny for no reason 🤣😂
@hawken582
@hawken582 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like the kid is the best actor in this whole thing. Bro's just a menace.
@yonatanrub
@yonatanrub Жыл бұрын
17:28 their faces 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jackferr1500
@jackferr1500 2 жыл бұрын
Joe needs a earape mic and my life is complete
@dirburry1801
@dirburry1801 2 жыл бұрын
Joe your vid’s and streams are carrying the content creation part of 2022 already
@lordharry5994
@lordharry5994 2 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User nah
@Survive33
@Survive33 2 жыл бұрын
Joe is the best clickbaiter putting his unenthusiastic face in the thumbnail 😂
@akgamer8466
@akgamer8466 2 жыл бұрын
1:14 I cracked my skull when I was being babysat, they quit instantly lol
@coon9906
@coon9906 2 жыл бұрын
"Timmy is an average kid that no one understands"
@oliver_howard1
@oliver_howard1 2 жыл бұрын
I’m really sick today and I’ve been throwing up all night and all morning so seeing that Joe’s uploaded a new video makes me feel better 😄
@jiimmyplayz
@jiimmyplayz 2 жыл бұрын
0:24 "Nah" -Joe 2022
@lilbankaccount757
@lilbankaccount757 2 жыл бұрын
14:11 I started laughing so hard
@dawight1792
@dawight1792 2 жыл бұрын
8:08 best joe clip yet
@Truemonkegodyt
@Truemonkegodyt Ай бұрын
BRO YOUR SETUP CHANGED SO MUCH
@imhereinvr49
@imhereinvr49 Жыл бұрын
Me and my class made my teacher quit and find a new job because we were so annoying and disrespectful
@phasedpenguin
@phasedpenguin 2 жыл бұрын
joes the only youtuber that i would watch every video of and rewatch all of them again.
@TheAce0fH43arts
@TheAce0fH43arts 2 жыл бұрын
MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN HE WENT “doont touch me”
@izaacmeeks6909
@izaacmeeks6909 2 жыл бұрын
Joe the absolute goat, man seems to always make my day. Keep up the good content man
@beanz5596
@beanz5596 2 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User nah your content is bad
@Whodat42
@Whodat42 Жыл бұрын
@@beanz5596 hat
@corilabauve1991
@corilabauve1991 2 жыл бұрын
Joe “why would I ever wanna watch this” also joe-getting hyped up about how smart this kid is.
@noahnoface5834
@noahnoface5834 2 жыл бұрын
18:29 No, because of illegal substances, he has probable cause to where he can search her purse for just that. No warrant needed
@margaretevans2262
@margaretevans2262 2 жыл бұрын
Joe bartolozi is the most entertaining KZbinr in the world
@sshadyh
@sshadyh 2 жыл бұрын
that little kid is one of the best actors i've seen on dhar man
@scythe600
@scythe600 2 жыл бұрын
Joe saying "Bro this kid has no IQ after I told him what I just said..." 2 sec later..."YOOOO THIS KID CALLED THE COPS HE HAS MASSIVE IQ!!!!"
@decipherbog8331
@decipherbog8331 2 жыл бұрын
9:10 hes a certified glizzy gobbler
@wakpak4399
@wakpak4399 2 жыл бұрын
"ROBLOX...NAAAAAhhhhh" 0:19
@jacobsworld7573
@jacobsworld7573 Жыл бұрын
That should be a meme XD
@Guardian0Verse
@Guardian0Verse Жыл бұрын
can we talk about how good the acting is for the kid though dharr mannnnnnn stepped up
@funofficial460
@funofficial460 2 жыл бұрын
2:54 they spelled racism wrong
@patfusty2994
@patfusty2994 Жыл бұрын
Mate, It’s a joke spelling of racism.
@Cronyxx
@Cronyxx 4 ай бұрын
Get this kid some fairies
@studioofhorror375
@studioofhorror375 2 жыл бұрын
14:28 if your 8 and weigh 50 pounds then somethin ain’t right
@leftovermar
@leftovermar 2 жыл бұрын
american measurements moment
@unlimitedgacha
@unlimitedgacha 2 жыл бұрын
When I was 9 I was only 60 pounds so like..
@studioofhorror375
@studioofhorror375 2 жыл бұрын
@@leftovermar I live in Canada 💀
@strandedice5145
@strandedice5145 Жыл бұрын
Bro how is one non-stand up comedian so funny
@Bcteazy
@Bcteazy 4 ай бұрын
2:27 she thinks shes vicky from the fairly odd parents, this kid needs cosmo and wanda 😭😭😭
@masonfiscus9901
@masonfiscus9901 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe just to let you know you are my favorite streamer and keep up the good work and whenever I get my allowance I will sub or donate bits
@sticknamud3161
@sticknamud3161 2 жыл бұрын
bruh, that babysitter bout my ADHD pills.
@DVD-dc9rj
@DVD-dc9rj 2 жыл бұрын
Jay and Chris are two different characters, they're just played by the same actor. Jay's the one who faked the injury and Chris is the bratty kid. So, the argument that "he came up with the injury" is invalid.
@TheScrumbobulous
@TheScrumbobulous Жыл бұрын
When I was 2 I made my babysitter quit because I would scream and cry for 3 hours straight to the point where she told my parents that the stress from babysitting me was too much 😂
@themonkeyman4427
@themonkeyman4427 2 жыл бұрын
6:17 so your saying you have been to a deal since you know how it goes
@mastersquirtbottle3459
@mastersquirtbottle3459 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he makes us laugh. He is so underrated.
@ednavandermerwe7875
@ednavandermerwe7875 Жыл бұрын
Npc
@MiNixDyNo
@MiNixDyNo 11 ай бұрын
Npc. Moment
@mastersquirtbottle3459
@mastersquirtbottle3459 10 ай бұрын
Balls
@Rosie_Evie
@Rosie_Evie Жыл бұрын
“This kids so dumb wtf” “YOOO THIS KIDS A GENIUS!”
@darklight3583
@darklight3583 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t have a babysitter I grew up with “ don’t open the door to anyone we have keys”
@TomatosKing
@TomatosKing 2 жыл бұрын
i love how in the start he literally judges the video but in the end always gets so hyped
@Brd_vr-sq5jt
@Brd_vr-sq5jt Жыл бұрын
man i didnt have a babysitter because I listened to no one other then my mom, gramma, and dad. I put everyone else underneath my care. Everyone else said i was a terrible kid but when my mom, gramma, and dad were around I was an angel. I’m two faced ig you could say 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️
@eggs7001
@eggs7001 2 жыл бұрын
02:26 The babysitter from The Fairly Odd Parents.
@martialartsedits887
@martialartsedits887 Жыл бұрын
13:59 BWAHAHAHA BRO QUICKSCOPED HER 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
@Tal_Spotting
@Tal_Spotting Жыл бұрын
1:13 I’ve had the same babysitter since I was 6 months old and now I’m 15, she is still with us but mainly works as a housekeeper now
@shreksuselessmaid6081
@shreksuselessmaid6081 2 жыл бұрын
“Shut it twerp” sounded better when Vicky said it from fairy odd parents
@lukamegurine3939
@lukamegurine3939 2 жыл бұрын
Brooo this guy starts screaming in the mic and I just burst out laughing hysterically 😭
@iraidzttv271
@iraidzttv271 2 жыл бұрын
9:16 are we just gonna ignore that FaZe Blaze subbed to Joe??
@RydarAndarson
@RydarAndarson Жыл бұрын
11:25 "have u ever wanted to milk a cow with your mouth"
@vluxyeditz
@vluxyeditz 2 жыл бұрын
this is real fairly god parents
@Mikayla_Games24
@Mikayla_Games24 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Joe I was scrolling through TikTok and didn't know you had a KZbin channel so this makes my day because you're my favorite TikToker and to top it off you have Dhar Mann reactions!!! Absolutely love it!!!
@STAR-PLATINUM-56
@STAR-PLATINUM-56 8 ай бұрын
Bro his reaction when the kid was playing roblox was my reaction 😂
@sandelz9509
@sandelz9509 10 ай бұрын
goth sitter sounds like a mommy
@abhrajyotibanerjee3904
@abhrajyotibanerjee3904 Жыл бұрын
I just want sm1 who would appreciate me the way Joe did with that kid when he call the cop on her ass.
@twizl4
@twizl4 2 жыл бұрын
1:17 I never made a babysitter quit but when I was in preschool I got kicked out for calling my teacher a bitch for waking me up from my nap.
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