Babysitters Do Strange Things Sometimes (Growing Up Stories r/AskReddit)

[@bagelbites4668]

*i’ve released the hound*

[@neur0logist]

I can’t like there’s 69 likes

[@Jay-oy1ld]

Its sounds like a line in yu gi oh

[@greenishfrogs]

😂👌🏻

[@faredoon007]

FBI OPEN UP

[@dest891]

A Mr Burns in trsining

[@kenzie212]

*a "baba sitter"*

[@ramsesjsv]

*baba sitter?*

[@ramsesjsv]

*yes,a baba sitter.*

[@someone-cl4rk]

Lol🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@AptLucky]

Baba sitter baba baba sitter baba sitter baba baba sitter! Sing to the toon to "baby Yoda"

[@radiostastefunny9187]

Rainbow Marc Galactic Wisard *voice*

[@jamiec01222]

I had a babysitter who worked night shifts at work, so she’d fall asleep and have her 2 daughters watch me instead. They abused me badly but didn’t ever get in trouble because I was a pretty clumsy kid and it was fairly reasonable that I would have hurt myself and leave the same marks they left. They were really smart about it. One time one of them stripped in front of me and stood there naked, and I was confused. She stood there for a bit and then left. I don’t know what all that was about. They made me want to die, but was luckily too young to know what suicide was. Don’t worry, things got much better eventually. Moral of the story: children don’t often have the language to say things like “my babysitters are abusing me, help” they will say something like “x and y are mean” or “I don’t Iike it there, don’t make me go” Please don’t ignore your kids

[@annana6098]

I keep saying it, but victims go into survival/ defense mode. Majority of the time, they're not going to tell you they got sodomized, they're going to say they don't want to go to soccer. They're not going to tell you your mother is going senile and beating them, they're going to say they don't want to go to grandma's house. It can seem like childish whining, but you still have to pay attention. Abusers often threaten retaliation if the abuse is reported. If you make a habit of dismissing kids concerns, they won't trust you to believe them.

[@NotSoCrazyNinja]

I was abused by a stepsister when I was around 2-3 years old. She was maybe around the age of ten at the time. She would physically hurt me and I was unable to really tell anyone. I finally "found the words" needed to let my mother know why I didn't want to go back to my dads house and I think she got the message. I have never forgiven that stepsister. I have no idea if she remembers. That was a very long time ago. Point is, if a child really doesn't want to "go back" to someone or some house, pay attention. There may be something going on that they just can't quite put into words. If something seems off, it probably is.

[@micromacaroni2477]

Lucky bitch

[@barbradavis9294]

jamiec01222

[@barbradavis9294]

Anna NA

[@yuathetsundere2482]

*Vicky has entered the chat*

[@timothyross8834]

cursed username

[@MrGummybearmurderer]

V-I-C-K-Y! THE SOUND OF HER NAME MAKES LITTLE KIDS CRY! ICKY VICKY!

[@ThatGuy-vi8ch]

@@MrGummybearmurderer EW! EW! 😂

[@MrGummybearmurderer]

A chick who's just plain mean! A sour sweet sixteen!

[@giannibleya7690]

Woah Vicky???

[@socks4108]

While mom was deployed, Dad got a stay-in nanny to take role of 'mom' while our mom was overseas. This Nanny, we'll call her Cheez-it. She was a college age student, very flighty in the head. For a month it went fine, she woke us up and got us ready for school, then had some form of snack when we got home and dinner when dad got home. She had her own room, free roam of the house, allowed to put things on the list, Dad would pay. He gave her a great pay rate too, when nobody was home or when Dad was home she could do whatever, leave, party, anything. After a month, she stopped waking us up, and instead, we woke her up. Then she stopped making us breakfast, and gave us a box of Cheez-its for snack. When dad got home, no dinner, and my sister and i were full of Cheez-its, and she left. The final straw was when, after sleeping in, not feeding us, and ignoring dinner, she asked my father for a massive pay raise. My father told her "no, you dont do chores, you dont wake my kids, you dont feed them. They basically are your nanny. You have one month to get out" and she left to live with her fiance, after promising my sister and i we'd get to be her flower girls. We did not get to be her flower girls.

[@the_egg_]

C H E E Z I T

[@jeremiahbriney4899]

So how are you gonna name the.girl.cheez it but.proceed to use cheez it but.not as her name. What the fuck

[@SO-ei1qv]

Maybe both your dad and she were fricking and got in a fight or something..or worse your dad probably made an aggressive move on her and she sabotaged her job to get fired.

[@alinazherebtsova7339]

Take a shot everytime he says BABA SITTER

[@alinazherebtsova7339]

Of juice ofc

[@KevinBelmontLuna]

Baba-Sitter Faceh Book

[@cf_hethro3672]

I have been in the hospital for 3 days getting the booze out of my system

[@ToastedPickles]

I used to have a *B A B A S I T T E R*

[@osrea8924]

Alina Zherebtsova BREAKING: Man dies after drinking 200 shots of whiskey.

[@yourboynaruto7839]

I was hospitalized had seizure's and nearly died" happy music plays to the background

[@WEARY_Music]

69th like lmao

[@__grimmkind__]

"I had a female baby sitter who would take me into the bathroom..." "And said to pee in her hairy spot" Boi

[@inmei5194]

YuriThePlayer hairy spot?

[@RustyPawz]

@@inmei5194 boi u either gay or still a kid if you dont know.

[@inmei5194]

Alexander Gaddis I don’t think being gay has anything to do with knowledge

[@RustyPawz]

@@inmei5194 says the gay kid

[@inmei5194]

Alexander Gaddis very mature

[@mongellibill]

baby sitter: hits kid the kid: *fetch me their souls*

[@williamstarke4539]

Samantha’s coming for you

[@redyams3312]

hahahahaha

[@joereal7801]

babasitter*

[@venwarjaff4370]

Release the hound

[@Shmaider]

Hey wait those aren’t freak addicts

[@Link-el4wu]

"I'VE RELEASED THE HOUND!"

[@gohan6586]

Old lady: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

[@Link-el4wu]

Yes

[@awesomespurr3606]

Wait no, you actually said "AAAA AAAAAAAA AAA AAAA!"

[@alanabavli9290]

Link? Is that you? Please fight Ganon, I can no longer hold him.

[@Electrovolutiona]

I only had one baby sitter, a friend of my brother who (thank god) wasn't one of his druggy friends. She was amazing, sweet, kind, she seemed to really enjoy my company and was always eager to have me come over. she had a cool grown up's studio apartment that was really clean and smelled nice (my house was gross) She let me use her expensive watercolor pencils to draw Pokemon, and had the only water i would drink until i was like 20 (she had a huge rain collector in her back yard and her drinking water came from there, it tasted AMAZING) She would give me dinner sometimes and it was always really healthy (mom believed a stick of butter was a tea spoon) and had tasty deserts, the first time i ever had apple pie was with her and to this day i won't eat apple pie without ice cream.

[@thecoolcarhd4402]

Nice.

[@dahanix2]

Damn, you lived the life.

[@star17sarah]

" Melts my heart .❤️

[@carloscastro1192]

7:56 ” Needles to say my mom was *pee* ”

[@christina8866]

RadzYt lmao I was waiting for someone to say that

[@iceguy9723]

Not exactly babysitting, but when I was about 17, my two younger brothers and I had our bedrooms downstairs. My parents were very involved at our church. One night, my mom had some late meetings and instructed my dad to make sure we got to bed at 10, since it was a school night. Ten o'clock rolls around. My dad walks to the bottom of the stairs and yells "Go to bed." and then goes back upstairs and goes to bed. Needless to say mom was still pissed the next morning and again asks my dad what he was thinking and he basically said, "I told them to go to bed, it they didn't it's on them, not me". Needless to say, we boys and our little sister laughed our asses off. Mom wasn't happy.

[@farkasmactavish]

Walked out of the bathroom to find that my babysitter had been on the phone with 911 because she couldn't find me.

[@darkginger8214]

William McGinnis best one ive seen so far 🤣🤣

[@mikeH824]

The first time I read 711 instead of 911 and I was questioning why you'd call 7 eleven when you can't find a child

[@TaylorGBlack]

Hehe.... OH WAIT YOUR SERIOUS....!!!

[@TaylorGBlack]

@@mikeH824 lol

[@mollyrogers5851]

In fairness, my brother and I were actual monsters, but once a babysitter threatened to strangle us just as my mom was coming home

[@foxglow6798]

Molly Rogers fairly common response IMO

[@m.j.piazza7853]

My babysitter was giving me a bath when I was 5 or so and said, "Wow, you're really white!" My limbs were really suntanned, so I can see why she said that.

[@iami3rian394]

She was Nigerian.

[@m.j.piazza7853]

@@iami3rian394 actually she was half Hispanic or something, looked white.

[@iami3rian394]

@@m.j.piazza7853 you, good sir, were molested. If she's the same color, and feeling you all over talking about skin color.... If you were a chick and she was a dude she'd have been shanked in prison ten years ago.

[@m.j.piazza7853]

@@iami3rian394 I'm a girl, she was a family friend giving a preschooler a bath, don't worry about it.

[@jeremiahbriney4899]

@@iami3rian394 that wasn't molesting but ok

[@matthewhetes9965]

"Wrestle" yeah....

[@christina8866]

nothin major get ur head outta the gutter

[@official_commanderhale965]

christina hey, Even the Text was put in quotes. That’s not normal for them doing actual wrestling.

[@terraboy2006]

sure, the gay guy gets a peak

[@magrat3247]

Exactly

[@herrscherofdomination]

Oh yes, I have a story I used to have a babysitter when I was a baby, but she stole a dvd player thing and left, leaving me locked on the outside of the house until my parents got home. However, the neighbors heard me crying and called my parents, which came the faster they could. She didn't steal the videogames, the tvs, nothing else. Just the dvd player. She basically stole from us then left me alone. *What a p o t a t o-*

[@neog8029]

Calling people a potato is now my new favorite insult.

[@tsg7official]

h

[@wolf_xspires7465]

@@neog8029 same

[@faredoon007]

Bro where do I sign up

[@kixakii436]

Did your parents just hired up the first homless guy they've found on the street?

[@celestialcat0117]

My two little brothers and I had this one babysitter who got permission from our mom to bring her boyfriend with her. Not a good idea. The first time he came over they banged on our couch. All three of us saw them from our stairs, we were pretty young so we didn't know what was going on at first. But once I realized what was happening I pulled my brothers into my room and we stayed in there till our mom got home. That's a memory I wish I could burn from my head.

[@bro-pf5yl]

Was it hot?

[@sourtea5407]

😂

[@salenahamler5187]

@@bro-pf5yl 😑

[@bro-pf5yl]

Was it?

[@musicremixerlord6125]

So you watched Live p0rn nice

[@420Alrighty69]

One time a babysitter let me and my sister watch this video about how the My Little Ponies all died horrible deaths (with great detail explaining how lol). Pretty traumatic for a 6 year old who was extremely innocent and loved My Little Pony tbh

[@iami3rian394]

I feel for you, but this is literally why millenials are the worst people who've ever lived.

[@RedstoneCuba]

What's the name of the video

[@vipertact]

I was babysat by my grandparents. We watched tv and played on our pc. If we started running around all crazy, just saying "i'll tell your dad" would quiet us down. Weird to me having someone outside of the family to babysit your kids.

[@beastmaster0934]

vipertact I was babysat by my relatives too (Mainly grandparents on both sides of the family.) I always found it weird that people trust complete strangers around their kids.

[@kaponedamassa8679]

It's not as weird to have a stranger babysit when the only available family member is Uncle Joe

[@NotSoCrazyNinja]

Long ago, around the tender age of six or seven, I had an obese babysitter who I asked for some food because I was hungry. She didn't feel like or didn't want to make me anything so told me to wait. I waited, and asked again. Same thing. I waited, then asked again, and apparently, this pissed her off and she decided to "punish" me by forcing me to eat five times the amount of food I should have had. This was the beginning of an issue I've had with food for most of my life resulting in me becoming an obese person. I believe if she had given me a proper portion of food, I would never have gained so much weight in my childhood, which held over into my adulthood with the exception of a small period in my teenage years where I was of a relatively healthy weight. Some would say "oh that is just an excuse", but what she did changed me on a mental and emotional level and it took decades for me to realize it and try to resolve it.

[@kixakii436]

Soo after she gave you 5 times more the food you should've eaten, from that day on you continued to do so or what

[@latterdayapostle6953]

My older sister and I made so many evening 'sitters quit that my mom gave up and just left us home alone while she went to the bar. Fun times.

[@tigresmom5654]

We were terrors when we had babysitters. I don't know why. One of them got so mad she chased me around the house in a rage and threatened to cut my heart out. Of course, she happened to be my older sister so.....

[@tigresmom5654]

@Ression lol, I know, right? I'm 39 now so my younger sister and I look back on that and laugh. You'd have to grow up in my family to understand. It sounds horrible from an outsider's point of view but she never would have actually tried to hurt us. We just thought it was funny to get her good and mad. It was a crazy family dynamic.

[@iami3rian394]

@@tigresmom5654 lol, yeah.... Until she kills your fiance...

[@ThatGuy-vi8ch]

😂 My older sister once tied a bunch of scarfs together and tied my younger brother to the closet door (with his hand also tied behind his back) while he was napping on the couch. When he woke up, he couldn't get free and started screaming all sorts of shit like I'm going to kill you, etc. Fun times we had watching each other. Btw, we were about 13-15. Lol

[@tigresmom5654]

@@iami3rian394 that sounds like a movie reference. 😁

[@hughjanus7131]

😎 The kid that tried some of what I have to offer must have been the coolest kid in the ER.

[@hatink4319]

So, is a babasiter, like a babadook? Because that's what I thought of every time the word was spoken. Also, 12:34: what does that have to do with babysitting?

[@zeratir7873]

I'm pretty sure babysitters are sorta like human chickens, they sit on babies, it makes sense.

[@hatink4319]

@@zeratir7873 Ah, yes, that would make perfect sense 🤔

[@ThatGuy-vi8ch]

@@zeratir7873 Well shit, can't beat that logic. I've been wrong for years 😲

[@isaacdenley1922]

What's a babadook is that the witch that eats babies or something

[@isaacdenley1922]

I was thinking of a Baba yaga

[@Rockas360]

Differently, turns out the folks (the father) that I babysat for and my physics teacher were on the same hockey team. So when they came home they would remind me about my tests and asked if I did my homework. I got a 95% in the class... but as a babysitter it was very strange!

[@BobbySliko]

When I was a kid, around 3 or so, I had a terrible baby sitter. She locked me outside while she and her boyfriend drank beer and made out inside. I remember crying and banging on the door, but they ignored me. My mom found me outside crying and she was told not to return. When my brother and were older we had a much better sitter. We had fun with her. One of our games we played was to try to capture her with jump rope. One day at their house we convinced her to go outside and yell “I’m an idiot!”. I still see her often, because she works with my mom

[@iami3rian394]

Second one sounds like a keeper..

[@sahasrahla1015]

My parents left me with their friend who worked night shifts and slept the whole morning. So they just dropped me off, fast asleep, in her bed while she was also fast asleep. I was the chillest baby ever, according to her.

[@rhymestars1344]

When I was 4 I remember my babysitter would come play Wii sports resort with me.

[@christina8866]

Fortnite Trash that sounds like a great time tbh

[@rhymestars1344]

@@christina8866 yeah it was.

[@neonmajora8454]

My babysitter bent my fingers back because they weren't flexible.

[@TaylorGBlack]

My friend did that lol, to test my limits and I agreed cause I had a... reputation if you will for being a well known wimp... needless to say I pretended it didnt hurt... he also wanted to test my strength but getting me to punch him and I hit him... and hurt someone... myself... not him...

[@neonmajora8454]

@@TaylorGBlack Same bruv, not the punching thing though lol

[@TaylorGBlack]

@@neonmajora8454 yeah lol

[@lavinabowman8489]

So they let someone with downs baby sit or the game had downs

[@karinasanchez9338]

The babysitter at 11:13 is a good definition of Vicky from Fairly Odd Parents. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@luna_rich3980]

I can't stop laughing because of the peeing for some reason

[@MaGiCMushroomClouds]

My babysitter had no arms or legs, many faces, spoke in several different voices, didn't need to eat or drink and never left the living room.

[@Davidscomix]

The couch?

[@ellerj641]

Couches have arms and legs. It's the tv :)

[@ThatGuy-vi8ch]

@@ellerj641 yes! TV lol

[@TaylorGBlack]

And was it a rectangle? And show Elmo sometimes? If so watch your back, Papyrus from Undertale is into those things sexually....

[@renaeneyedley6620]

When I was about 6-8 my babysitter would always make me and my brothers popcorn and watch movies with us. I'm 13 now and I haven't seen her in years and I really miss her. Best babysitter ever..

[@wanda3025]

*I’VE RELEASED THE HOUND*

[@Austin-gl8it]

Ryan Lewis saying a word is copying a comment boi

[@vengeful6374]

Ryan Lewis Stolen comment. Quit fishing for likes it’s pitiful. Try thinking of something original for once in your life.

[@thebeanz6593]

@@YearsOVDecay1 Stolen comment. Quit fishing for likes its pitiful. Try thinking of something original once in your life.

[@elcocaino8728]

A legend :v

[@bilgeakkus6571]

One reply 2 NO U

[@kittymoonlove01]

I had a babysitter, a trusted family friend, smack me hard upside the head because I was taking too long to spit my toothpaste in the sink. Not too bad of course, but it's not a good idea to be a babysitter of you're going to resort to violence when you get frustrated with kid's antics.

[@TaylorGBlack]

No no.... that is too bad... no doubt about it...

[@piggnattisloot1376]

This one is going to be good

[@Clayvalue]

Piggnatti’s Loot indeed

[@chasemurphy9382]

7:11 Cartoon network changes to adult swim at 8 o clock What is this sorcery...

[@christina8866]

Chaser games there's a channel devoted to Cartoon Network I think. Probably watched that, bc I once watched it at a friends house well past midnight

[@zaenalaabdenabdulrahim9076]

I've released the hound? More like fetch me their souls

[@Shmaider]

Hey! Those don’t sound like freak addicts

[@nightshadekelly]

My mom stopped leaving me and my brother with baby sitters after we kept scaring them away lol

[@joetooly8297]

Ayyy. I found the Tibble twins

[@sarahjustsarah7276]

My baby sitter played with Lego with me WTH!!!!

[@hobby441slow7]

I don’t remember having a babysitter but I went to a daycare at someone’s house and I remember walking into her daughters room and seeing her b00bs and one day while the daycare person was going to go to the park with the rest of the kids her daughter said that I could stay there with her and when everyone else left, she let me handle those suckers and they were not that big more like medium size but it felt good to feel a high school students b00bs. A few years later in 3rd grade she was my student teacher and she told me not to say anything. I last saw her at my local Target a few months ago with bigger b00bs.

[@justinshields8964]

Lol my childhood babysitter became my English teacher. It's nice knowing your teacher in a way that you can be friends with them

[@YourLocalIndieDood]

1:32 *if it's under the sink take a drink*

[@linnwill6316]

People who say “needless to say” I have achieved views

[@eftelboy]

My babysitter was so fricking awesome. She would play violin for us and we would watch Spongebob. She always took stuff with her but also study books and that kind of thing but she never studied. She only played with us the whole time.

[@TaylorGBlack]

Lit

[@abfarrow3596]

My babysitter made pepperoni pizzas with cut up hotdogs on it with me and my sister.

[@redeyedjedi7386]

duck hunt was the greatest between the ages of 7-9 I was home alone when my parents worked, although the restaurant we owned was literally 5 steps from my house so always had someone around you know

[@neog8029]

Nah man, Punch-Out!! Is where it's at.

[@redeyedjedi7386]

@@neog8029 I've heard that but unfortunately never played it myself. I didn't have a NES at my house my cousins did

[@neog8029]

@@redeyedjedi7386 I'm just pulling your leg. They're both excellent games.

[@iami3rian394]

@@redeyedjedi7386 he's not. Punch out is a much better game. He's also eleven, and has no experience with either..

[@redeyedjedi7386]

@@iami3rian394 I really don't care either way

[@danielsadan6660]

when I was 18 my little brother had a babysitter,and one day I came back from the army and my brother's babysitter started flirting with me and 5 months later she was my girlfriend

[@julesfoster3289]

Okay but the bottle of whiskey thing is an old folk rememdy. My mom had it given to her by her dad, and his dad before him, so on so forth. (I'm sure it happened in my dad's family too, but we don't really talk about it because alcoholism) Anyway, don't do it, but it really was super common in the old days.

[@iami3rian394]

I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but your picture shows textbook signs of FAS. Of COURSE you did....

[@kmkeiram]

My parents did the tobacco thing if we bit each other (my siblings)

[@homosexualgayming9706]

*The tobacco thing?*

[@the_egg_]

Bit eachother?

[@losernews6414]

you mean tabasco

[@gtafan328]

When I was 5 the babysitter would tell me to take showers with her and her daughter, of course I didn't know so I didn't question it.

[@iami3rian394]

You dope...

[@GameGod77]

I know the youtube comment section isn't a great place to start therapy, but are you ok? Do you feel exploited in retrospect? Do you have someone in your life you trust to talk to about this?

[@trevthekidd]

@@GameGod77 honestly, I'm pretty sure I'd feel like a legend after that

[@GameGod77]

@@trevthekidd Better safe than sorry when dealing with someone who went through possible sexual exploitation as a child.

[@thej876]

I had a babysitter who made sure I didn’t do anything bad and then put me to bed at a reasonable time

[@aureliadestiny2482]

Mine is a bit weird. When I was 6-7 my 15 year old babysitter from next door ate all of our Nutella and blamed it on me. She cleaned out a large jar in only a few hours and put it back into the cupboard empty. I couldn’t clear my name for years. Lol

[@aghostonsocialmedia1688]

How many peoples mind went dirty when they saw this

[@rusty8770]

Not a babysitter story but as a child I used to do after school care with some big lesbian lady who smoked like a train. Shed pick me up and we'd have a Windows up half hour drive while she smoked the entire time. When we got to her house shed tell me to run around outside the entire time, which was quite good. While she sat in the kitchen with her family all smoking nonstop. I came from a non smoking family so they don't seem to understand where I picked up the habit from

[@iami3rian394]

Meanwhile, in reality she smoked like once every two hours and you're a snowflake....

[@iami3rian394]

@Thelondonbadger as a smoker, I am well aware of how frequently people smoke.

[@iami3rian394]

@Thelondonbadger while I appreciate the advice, and there's no doubt that you're correct, my original point still stands.....

[@Heavy_Lobster]

The story at 2:13 is awesome. How come that shit didn’t happen to me?

[@Kiwi_Tea]

It's not awesome at all. That is bordering on child sexual assault. Disgusting.

[@Heavy_Lobster]

Spectre You’re right about that 100%, but cmon. What kind of guy wouldn’t find that awesome?? Most straight males would enjoy that type of shit.

[@welcome2myhappyworld]

@@Heavy_Lobster Not necessarily at 8 years old. Also, I recommend you look up a video called "Why rape is sincerely hilarious".

[@Heavy_Lobster]

welcome2myhappyworld Got it

[@thecoolcarhd4402]

@@Heavy_Lobster maybe if you were 18,But underage is NOT ok.

[@ponassunsnukis2655]

Oh I have a story. I live in a small European country that was once in the soviet union (it wasn't in it anymore when I was born), and there was this sketchy russian TV program, about this man who can allegedly hypnotize the viewers and mane them see visions and stuff. It was usually something weird old people watched, nothing serious. But cult - like. So once my parents came home to find my baby sitter paying no attention to me and sitting on the floor surrounded by pillows (in case the magic TV program causes her to faint), watching it. I don't remember it because I was like 2, but my parents say it was creepy

[@iami3rian394]

Russians, brilliant people.

[@seanna-2490]

listening to this while im high and laughing at the way he says babysitter is my therapy.

[@jinxx8831]

My babysitter as a joke said I was dumb so I locked her for the rest of the night in the basement with no food or water

[@hunteravants7170]

Sweet tf2 is mentioned! Favorite class is the engineer

[@elcocaino8728]

Same and pyro and spy and scout

[@giannibleya7690]

2:52 I walk around like that doggo

[@JK_5076]

I've always managed to have some amazing babysitters, who understood and treated us fair...

[@grassulo]

When I was about 6 maybe 7 years old, I had a babysitter, Erica who was a high school student and she was awesome and weird like me, we'd play video games, watch MTV (back when they played music videos). The weird part, she was a FURRY but as a kid and I guess this was early days of the fandom....I found it awesome I still love furries to this day they are great people! :) She even taught me how to sew (with a sewing machine!) which is a skill I'm glad I know now later in life helping her modify her fursuit. She was the BEST!!

[@grassulo]

And yes one night my parents came home to me cuddling on top of cartoon dog furry babysitter and my dad was like "ok that's awesome!" I approve! she seriously was the best

[@thecoolcarhd4402]

@@grassulo I see You're a woman of culture.

[@Unlii]

The tabasco sauce one is not bad. its an effective punishment and its completely harmless. torture would be putting it in your eyes or up your nose.

[@gf1x119]

Yes but for a kid it traumatizing

[@Unlii]

@@gf1x119 for a snowflake maybe...

[@gritz4210]

when I'm gone my baby sister sends dog images for me yay I can print a frick ton for my room

[@spursamn]

the only baby sitter i can remember was freaking awesome, he stayed engaged and played xbox with me and my brother until late. He was reaalllly good at fusion frenzy

[@beegiraffe6251]

I once had a babysitter a few years ago that tried to kidnap my (at the time) 1 year old brother

[@beastmaster0934]

My babysitters were usually my grandparents (both maternal and paternal, depending on who’s available, which was usually my maternal ones) or my paternal aunt (dad’s sister). Every time I’d see either set of my grandparents, they’d have all sorts of snacks. Those were great times (Don’t worry, they’re all still alive)

[@Myemnhk]

My babysitter would tell me that she was in love with me when i was 7 or 8 looking back on it it was incredibly creepy and honestly i hope she wasn't a predator

[@TaylorGBlack]

I have experienced this, not necessarily with babysitters but parents friends, basically it's a way to make you feel better and good about yourself, like when they say 'how have you not got a gf/bf?'

[@austin7866]

I had a babysitter who would eat all of our candy then pass out on the couch until parents got home.

[@moshpitfuneral]

I’ve only been babysat once, we just played Lego Star Wars over the course of a weekend. The girl can complete the classic podracing level, she’s my hero. Instead, I babysit fairly often, I’m a baby whisperer, so I get paid pretty well since I can make the most unruly of children fall asleep. None of the stories are weird or anything, but I love to play video games with the little shits. I like to observe which kid likes which game, and they all seem to love NieR:Automata

[@Poppageno]

I don't remember ever having a babysitter, mom was a stay at home mom, single parent in the 50's.

[@Brucie7702]

In the uk im pretty sure that u cant leave ur kids home alone below age of 12, but kids can drink alcohol in the house with parents permission from age 2+.

[@3756-d8y]

No one: The kid: fetch me her soul

[@allikitos]

10:10 That's really sad. I have a childhood friend who his mom used to leave alone and go out at nights, along with his sister, from a very young age. I thought she was awesome back then, but very soon I realised she was irresponsible, put her entertainment over her kids' well being, and pretty much not fit at all (in my opinion) to become a mother. I guess what you give, You receive. Her kids won't put much effort into her either nowadays. And I think they do right. They set their priorities in accordance to hers. Fair to me.

[@neoqwerty]

I'm one of the amusing weird. Both my cousins had the misfortune of babysitting me. One just put me in front of the NES and explained the controls, then left to do his college homework in the next room. I'd spend hours talking at the TV making up stories (Megaman turned into Power Rangers where each weapon was a whole different robot because i confused weapon bars for HP) so I was pretty entertained either way and my fondest memory that isn't dad-related is of him actually speedrunning through Mario 2 for me. I remembered the warps and taught them to my gamer aunt when it was her turn to babysit me. My other cousin (college NES one's younger brother) tried to make me finish my cereal bowl by putting it in a glass to make it look like there was less. All it did was teach me that goshdarn it's hard to eat cereal with a spoon out of a glass. I'm pretty sure I took an hour to finish half the glass before he gave up and finished my cereal himself so neither of us would get in trouble.

[@user-pg3uz9gq2p]

Only ever been baby sat once... but not even that crazy lmao When I was 4-5 my baby sitter just played songs using only 2 cups the entire time she was there. It was very entertaining

[@ionthegravity2]

See? This shit is why it's only my parents who babysit my kids. If they can't do it, we can't go.

[@an0rangutan]

I was molested/raped by my babysitter when I was around 5ish (hard to remember when exactly) She was also my cousin, so there's that too. I didn't know what she did was wrong at the time, just that it was weird and felt weird, but after I found out it was, I told a couple of my close guy friends (I was probably 12-13 when I finally told someone) and they were stoked, they didn't know why I was acting like it was a bad thing, they just thought I was lucky for getting with a girl while I was so young. I never really told that many people about it after that, because that put a bad taste in my mouth. She never got jail time because she died in a car accident before I got the courage to tell the Police.

[@swordbrawler1250]

"Ive released the Hound!" XD

[@unparalleledinnocence]

I wasn't babysitted much, I would always be with my parents. But I'll tell you this: When I was 7 or 8 (I don't remember) I was afraid of pitch dark rooms because I don't know them or what's in it. My mom was teasing me and almost shut the door but my toe got stuck under it and it ripped off my skin and started bleeding. I started crying out of pain and I was brought to the hospital. I had to wear a cast on my foot for a week until it healed. It was pretty traumatizing but I'm alright! No scar left. My mother treated me better

[@ghostcat8244]

I had a babysitter when me and my sister were about 4 or 5 this was in late 1999.. i remember we would have to stay in a room mostly allday while her and some guy watch tv allday.. in this room we only had those twisters and just nothing.. 😞 oh yeah she also sold my mom ring.. but ya..

[@TaylorGBlack]

Oh ok, seems fine enou- HE WHAT... nvm.. I guess...

[@kaiserkiefer1760]

The way the voice say baby sitter is hilarious😂

[@justarandomgamer7667]

My parents have trusted me home alone since around the age of four... I was somehow a very responsible 4 year old.

[@awesomespurr3606]

I've literally never had a babysitter before.

[@cymon5352]

AwesomeEspur 360 but what about a baba sitter?

[@heehee9172]

I had one babysitter (my dads ex girlfriend/a psychopath). She would wake me up in the middle of the night to watch her show. She had her daughter taken away, She drinks, She called my mum named, She was just a psychopath. Never saw her again. Thank the lord

[@lethalninja2381]

My babysitter played video games with me for like 5 hour she was awesome

[@nileholt1318]

I had a baby sitter who was like 80 years old and made me go to sleep at 4pm and the only thing she did was watch rom coms

[@stub4488]

This is hilarious and terrifying!

[@Notyourdaddystoast]

through the ages of 5-8 I had the same female babysitter. She was 13-16. She'd send me to my room for bedtime and she would come in with me playing around tickling me giving me raspberries on my tummy and would finish off with a hand job. Never progressed past that though. I always thought it was just part of playing around and since it felt good I never told anyone, so my parents never found out.

[@Tomato-on7jk]

13:05 Guys I think I just found Edward Elric. The babysitter was probably Izumi. NOW WE KNOW WHY HE HATES MILK.

[@YumeBat]

My grandma (kinda babysitter) pretende to be dead more than once when I was 8-10 and in retrospective that probably fucked me up, cuz I think it was around those times when I started waking up at night and staring at people while they slept thinking how they WILL die at some point and leave me alone. So... Dont to that... Please I know not everyone reacts the same, but dont take the risk of having to wake up at 3am to a kid at the foot of your bed staring at you in the dark crying silently...

[@666Vampirefromhell]

Never actually had a babysitter. I was always looked after by close family like my grandparents when my mum was at work. Closest thing I had was when I went to a motorbike rally (still go to this day every year). My mum was and still is a marshal there and I'd go with her for the weekend. When she was working I'd be left with a very sweet older marshal who was in charge of the snacks and hot drinks in the gathering area for marshals (the survival tent it was called). I'd play games with other marshals kids and on my handheld console. Strangest thing she ever did, which is to say not very, was severely lose her temper if anyone put a wet teaspoon in the sugar. It'd cause the sugar to form clumps and she'd give whoever was responsible a verbal thrashing. I miss her.

[@forti3814]

I never had a baby sitter

[@frodobaggins6684]

Master chief don't need no babysitter.

[@YumeBat]

Yeah me neither. My instructivos where pretty much, "dont burn the house, dont die"

[@forti3814]

@@YumeBat my family told me the same thing.

[@rakkstabber1536]

Were all the available babysitters demons?

[@fruitloop9581]

Nobody: The narrator: bABa- sitTeR

[@hotchocolate9917]

I never had a babysitter unless you can count sisters and a cousin that can not cook spaghetti