All of a sudden I'm in the mood for a big bowl of "Captain Crunch"!
@عودةالحنيفات6 жыл бұрын
woohunter1 اعلن
@bbigrocker15 жыл бұрын
ROFLMAO........................
@m118lr5 жыл бұрын
woohunter1 AHH ha ha ha...Golden
@fukkyoutube5 жыл бұрын
most under rated comment on here🤣🤣🤣
@bbigrocker15 жыл бұрын
@@fukkyoutube AGREED!!! ROFLMAO!
@AB-bg1or6 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentleman Captain Ray Charles will be piloting your boat today.
@Abcsam865 жыл бұрын
I bet he likes his boat like his whisky on the rocks.
@chrisgreenman53507 жыл бұрын
I can't say a while lot. I distinctly remember one evening coming into that exact marina. Dana Point Marina Company, Dana Island Slip C16. It was the night the entire family learned what prop walk is. Similar vessel. We had a 26ft Chris craft cabin cruiser then. Single screw with tiny rudder. Didn't take long to learn how to use it to your advantage. We practiced in the basin near the fuel dock. I got to where I could spin the boat nearly within its own length.
@1UTUBEUSERNAME7 жыл бұрын
Word has it, he is still trying to dock that boat.
@CaptDerek795 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@MultiBmorganКүн бұрын
@@CaptDerek79 yup on warm sunny days you can hear the feint hum of engine and whispy screams laughter billowing on the wind
@arundle59 жыл бұрын
Every skipper knows that somedays you watch the show and somedays you are the show.
@MultiBmorganКүн бұрын
that's a dumb observation. That kind of bullshiit does not lessen the need and obligation for training, knowledge and knowing your limitations. However , it is surely entertaining its long as it is not your boat the idiots crashing into repeatedly.
@pateallan77649 жыл бұрын
Glad someone actually took a video for insurance claims. This boat operator shouldnt be driving a kayak. It was evident people down the dock were trying to help. I have a large boat and would be grateful of video taken on the dock of events like this. One thing I cant stand is hearing people shout instructions from the dock how to operate their boat. Normally those are the people who never go out anyway. Rock on, and keep the film rolling.
@sailingcruiser258 жыл бұрын
several things wrong here. One is the captain here has no idea what he's doing and second people instead of watching should be lending a hand.
@AnthonyJ12027 жыл бұрын
What are they supposed to do? Swim out there and help? Help do what exactly?
@brianwilgus5286 жыл бұрын
I have volunteered to help others back their 5th wheels into their site but they refused. Have to maintain your manhood.
@tetsuyanagada6 жыл бұрын
I've watched many inexperienced skippers try to get in a slip and it's always a show, and that's ok. The guy or gal has to hone their skills somehow. But, at the point the skipper is slamming into other boats, repeatedly, it's time for someone on the dock to board the boat and remove him from the helm.
@tomwalshsr.67746 жыл бұрын
Hone your skills out in the bay.
@photo78395 жыл бұрын
@@tomwalshsr.6774 When I took Sailing lessons the instructor had us all practice docking, no matter our skill level. We hit the dock several times but after a while we got comfortable with docking. Of course we only practice where there was no other boats. This guy has to lay off the booze or go back to sailing school. Oh if you ever go to a sailing school, bring your own life preserver, the ones at the school stink of body odor.
@RustyAndroid5 жыл бұрын
Not me (at least, not unless they ask for help). Boarding the boat could escalate everything, and I certainly don't need the potential extra liability. I'd just wait for the HarborMaster/Police/Coast Guard to board the boat instead. And in the meantime, I'd just yell at them to turn off the engine and throw me a rope (assuming I had access to the dock and was at the right spot for it).
@seadog9155 жыл бұрын
@@RustyAndroid For sure! You can get your own ass into a lot of trouble, just deciding to board another boat without permission or request.
@seadog9155 жыл бұрын
@@dannyarcher You don't have any rights to board somone else"s vessel for any reason unless you are Coast Guard, or the UK equivalent .I don't know what the fine limit would be, but if you are a licensed Captain it's up to 500,000 or prison depending on the Judge and your Lawyer! BTW most of the U.S. laws are based on British Maritime Law.CALL THE COAST GUARD !!! Don't get yourself in trouble. The Coast Guard is an arm of Homeland Security now and is a completely different Agency than 25 year's ago. Trust me in this case the law is not on your side if you get on another boat without being asked to!
@regressmenot7 жыл бұрын
hightraverse1 Pay the negative comments no mind, the internet is chock full of keyboard experts and heroes. Don't let them frustrate you. Glad you got this on video and shared it with the rest of us... thank you. Did you ever learn the story behind this guys inability stay clear of these poor peoples docked boats?
@hightraverse17 жыл бұрын
i only know one thing for sure. the boat went up for sale. the name kali II was painted over. that was a couple of years ago
@regressmenot7 жыл бұрын
hightraverse1 lol jeeez. Hopefully not too much damage caused to the other boats. Thanks for the reply. :)
@slandshark8 жыл бұрын
First off, the people filming should not jump on the dock to help, because there's clearly already several people on the docks helping and too many would be dangerous (overcrowding the dock). Secondly, the driver of the boat should immediately stop everything their doing. Thirdly, if the goal is to turn the boat around, they should hold one of the boat from the dock and run a line from the other end of that boat and PULL it around. Yes, it's a big boat, but weather and water look calm, so manually pulling it around should be fairly simple as long as the skipper gets the hell away from the controls. To me, it looks like the skipper has had a few too many beers.
@farqueue8 жыл бұрын
Excellent camera work sir. Top stuff.
@gurnblanstein98168 жыл бұрын
+Far_Queue Yeah no shaking camera all around, keeps focused on the point of interest, well done
@hightraverse18 жыл бұрын
thank you
@farqueue8 жыл бұрын
Love the commentary as well... "why does he keep hittin reverse? what a douche!" hahaha classic subbed
@JLeaf914119 жыл бұрын
The problem is obvious to any competent boater. He's trying to turn the wrong way. The boat has a right handed prop, meaning it spins clockwise in forward and counterclock in reverse. The torque this produces cannot be made up for by the rudder, especially at low speed and high throttle. You can see when he's gunning it in reverse he's trying to get the stern to turn away from the dock but it simply will not turn that way even with the rudder hard over. He's trying to do a 180 to get back to his slip. If he had just tried to spin it the other way it would easily whip right around.
@bts8459 жыл бұрын
+Jeremy Leaf Well said. Can I hope on your boat? I hope you're a lobster fisherman
@CaptEm7 жыл бұрын
That boat is a twin-screw vessel. The rudders should NEVER be "hard over" when docking. But you are probably correct in that the owner is possibly inexperienced and does not understand handling a twin screw vessel and has his rudders hard over making docking a horrible experience.
@morganbsmall7 жыл бұрын
Capt. Em you can use the the rudders to make use of the prop wash you can basically walk a boat sideways without thrusters just by useing the prop wash and rotation of the props
@TheTunaMaster5 жыл бұрын
bow thrusters would have helped. maybe
@kanamichelle74045 жыл бұрын
Or he is just drunk.
@Eurus7215 жыл бұрын
As a 22’ sailboat seeing that is terrifying. Wish I could say I haven’t seen others like it in person. Wow. Just wow!
@oldmanrock7542 Жыл бұрын
When my dad was alive we used to to a local busy boat ramp on Sunday evenings. Best show in town.
@pootdaggy26575 жыл бұрын
Somedays you're the bug and somedays you're the windshield. Glad all the people out at the marina jumped in and helped the guy. Just HAS to be Cali.
@buckwheat74245 жыл бұрын
i took out a 23ft starcraft cuddy cabin named "Overcast" at least 50 times (days) all day during the 97 el nino runs, from marina del rey without a reverse. the cable was corroded shut but i couldn't take a risk on missing a day for the yellows. and coming in the wind is always blowing astern. in heavy traffic, ice chest loaded fins everywhere, the beers were never a problem, something about wide open yellow tail prevents effects alcohol to a point. never crashed. never turned around, forward and neutral was all i had. and the hull completely loaded to the gills plus with the trailer was only 3000lbs. in the water it's like a cork. then i fixed the cable. oh and not only that, the brakes on the f250 4x4 wouldn't lock up and i had to stand on the brakes in traffic to keep from rear ending someone. also the right wheel bearing spindle race had grooves in it, so i'd grease it every time just before droppin her in the water, and just before going home and leaving in the mornings, and the wheel only fell off 2 times, wheels are 17 inch too big. once on the way down the 14 fwy around aqua dulce, looked back in the mirror and it was wobbling bad so i pulled over and stopped and it fell off. and another time i was all the way back from cabo trip. and the fwy offramp at my hometown i pulled up to the stop sign and i fell off again, i'd stop every 2 or 3 hundred miles to pump a shot o grease in.
@stwings988 жыл бұрын
Great way to make new friends at the marina.
@JUS1ONTHEBEAT8 жыл бұрын
lol
@funktron46 жыл бұрын
You'd have to be brain dead or desperate as hell to want to be friends with any of the morons whose voices are heard here. What pathetic people.
@ma351546 жыл бұрын
Sean Rolyat yeah I agree with you 100%
@Dld19855 жыл бұрын
Sean Rolyat - You May meet people but doubt they will be friendly. This man has no idea how to drive it he’s totally intoxicated.
@onesevenfiveone9 жыл бұрын
This is how I drive boats in Just Cause 2.
@trout2118 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess we don't need to ask what happened to the "Kalii I".
@dangre003 жыл бұрын
Appreciate the brilliance of this comment.
@patrickevans8018 жыл бұрын
the guy hit everything but the lottery
@0bbyspoon7 жыл бұрын
lmao that comment made my day
@officialWWM6 жыл бұрын
He's gonna need to win the lottery to pay for all the damage!
@riphaven6 жыл бұрын
how do you think he bought the boat
@thomashopkins25095 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the idiot that hit my houseboat while trying to leave one across from me. did about a thousand dollars damage but he just throttled up and left. Will always remember the boat, a baby blue 1960's32 footer with a picture of snoopy on the stern
@mjcubo22465 жыл бұрын
@@thomashopkins2509 Are there not cameras at marinas where such reckless maneuvers can be recorded for apprehension and prosecution later??? I mean the boat has a registration number; how hard can it be to catch him?
@SailingCorina5 жыл бұрын
I am a full time cruiser in a 40' sailboat which is much harder to maneuver than power boats but thankfully other cruisers are such great people that they are waiting for you to throw them your lines when they see you coming. I was in San Diego for several months and yes, nobody cares to give a hand. Its kinda hard to ask someone when your driving 20 tons without brakes and not really in asking distance. Help seems to be there more outside of the USA.
@grimreaper35265 жыл бұрын
legend has it he is the ONLY pinball wizard that's never stepped foot in an arcade!
@pardeelightingdesign8 жыл бұрын
i witnessed someone have this kind of issue and it turned out the poor guy had just had a stroke and was not able to control his limbs.... times like this are when you need to jump in and help out.....
@ronb4936 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Whether they were sick or not they needed a hand. When you see someone in trouble you help
@Abcsam865 жыл бұрын
Thats what i was thinking why wouldnt you just come on board and say let me help out.
@mfgc26105 жыл бұрын
Jump in a moving boat.... No thanks!
@brrrett15 жыл бұрын
@@Abcsam86 As the Captain you would never let someone you don't know jump aboard your vessel and take command. How would you even know they were capable?
@Abcsam865 жыл бұрын
@@brrrett1if i was crashing into everyone's boat then yea i would ask for help. But first of all i would never be in that position to start with and If i saw him about to hit my boat i would def want to do anything to stop that. If you watch the video it would make more since.
@ricknelson47646 жыл бұрын
I worked for a boat dealer in D.P. In the late 80’s & early 90’s and we had a famous Hollywood type that couldn’t dock his boat, he would tie it up at the guest dock, leave a $100.00 bill under a bottle of scotch and call me to “park” his boat for him
@captbill82546 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Ben Afleck. I heard he's a real douche on the water.
@60jscott6 жыл бұрын
Well, he knew his limitations and had a plan. Hats Off to him and to you for docking his boat!
@andrewyork38696 жыл бұрын
@@60jscott you can only give him so much shit for that.
@caferturker42246 жыл бұрын
This man must become a sailing school teacher.
@captmack0077 жыл бұрын
hold my beer honey, I got this"
@jamesp131528 жыл бұрын
Newbie skipper for sure. See you couldn't help but surprised others on the dock didn't lend a hand. We've all learned the "hard" way. Help, helps!
@blackmancer8 жыл бұрын
you can't help stupid people
@stanmancam7 жыл бұрын
Nice one bro
@DavidTMSN7 жыл бұрын
What did you want them to do, jump in the water and swim over there?
@helenbell17157 жыл бұрын
Tis but a dream ..get in their dinghy and help him manoeuvre the boat..geesh ..obviously you don't boat much. There are tons of dinghies around there
@zasti786 жыл бұрын
Definitely. No routine. Heavy boat, one shaft, and single propeller(with right-hand rotation), build in motor etc. this kind is the hardest to maneuver. And exactly from wrong direction(right- back) Would be easier from left. I was not better at the first time. :)
@Lauren-vd4qe10 жыл бұрын
I hope he was held accountable for all the damage he caused, and he should get kicked out of that marina QUICKLY!!
@fol61545 жыл бұрын
Lauren No, I hope the attained Maritime License if any is completely removed
@teabaggervance85 жыл бұрын
Lauren white priveledge
@jonanthony69337 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't listen to the haters on here. I kind of did the same thing my first time in to the marina with my 32' Wellcraft. I dinged up a guys bow pulpit but fixed it. I would have sat with a beer and smiled just like you guys... Noone helped me, live and learn.
@hightraverse16 жыл бұрын
there was really nothing i could have done other than drink my beer..... i once docked a 36' with no steering in a monster wind. funny thing was, it was perfect. ahead of time, i called in and told everyone i had no steering. 20 people there to help me. nailed it without help. drinks on the house !!
@vicpinto19706 жыл бұрын
The camera operator is my hero.
@mikeflynn59108 жыл бұрын
Absolutely amazing video. I cringed the entire time- couldn't imagine being there and seeing real time- I probably would have said: "Oh my God, oh my God!"..........I would have thought that the dumbest, drunkest pilot would have shut 'er down after the 2nd hit and just line-walked it back to the slip, but apparently the dumbest, drunkest pilot does this......
@paulkieffer11896 жыл бұрын
That’s always the proper boat introduction.
@celestiastone329610 жыл бұрын
I was out fishing that day and that guy called on the radio as an out of control boat
@mfgc26105 жыл бұрын
The OFF switch would have helped!
@Jkur200910 жыл бұрын
you can always tell when the guy running the boat doesn't know what he is doing because his wife/girlfriend is usually prepared to try and "fend" the boat off of boats/docks. My favorite idiots of this nature are the ones that are yelling at their wives like it's their fault that they just slammed into a dock or boat. if you have your old lady, or anybody else for that matter, prepared to or attempting to try and fend you off as you are approaching the dock or boat you need to get somebody to teach you how to run a boat. you could see him in the bridge working that wheel like he was driving a truck, he needed to center the rudders and use the clutches to guide it in.
@ragmondead4 жыл бұрын
When I was 17, I jumped onto a guys boat who was doing something like that. He was drunk out of his mind, and just let me park it for him.
@artnickel16646 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of how the guy across the street drove a boat. Got kicked out of two marinas, one for breaking the piling off.
@CaptDavesSportfishing7 жыл бұрын
"I love the smell of cracking fiberglass, in the morning"
@nonametyvm5 жыл бұрын
*Peter Griffin voice - "aww crap we're guna be on the internet"
@hightraverse15 жыл бұрын
i'm the cameraman. that's the 2nd best comment in the whole thread. LMAO
@nonametyvm5 жыл бұрын
@@hightraverse1 haha 1st thing that came to mind.. Peter Griffin was driving the boat 😂
@tompinz5 жыл бұрын
He wasnt drunk, if anyone there actually knew anything about boats. That boat has twin INBOARD motors. If he lost his port motor which it looks like he did, you have absolutely ZERO control of the boat. The boat will only make left turns foward and reverse. At low speed the rudders have zero effect. Its almost impossible to dock a boat on 1 motor with twin inboards. You said he just pulled out of his slip, and it looks like hes trying to get back to it, probably because he has motor problems. I know its easy to say hes just drunk, but i havent seen the boat make a right turn at all. So his port (Left) motor is probably not working, so the Starboard (Right) motor will only push the boat to the left. Its easy to judge when you dont know how a boat works. But docking on 1 motor with inboards is an absolute nightmare. I know because i had to do it once in my boat. After that 1 time, if i loose a motor, i call Boat US to tow and assist me with putting my boat back in its slip.
@MrJuvefrank4 жыл бұрын
I like your comment. You write like a real sailor.
@stanmancam7 жыл бұрын
I like the Dude that helped at the end. Thumb's up to you bro ! High horse commentary
@davidcarroll18833 жыл бұрын
Just 1 more martini and I'll have this plane landed.
@o0bananaman0o7 жыл бұрын
judging by the propwash it looks like he only has one prop of the two motor steer inboards working and is trying to 'back and fill' the boat using prop walk. 'back and fill' on a powerboat let alone a single spinner with no bow thrusters is a fairly advanced technique, he's obviously not done it before and is probably trying to get to the boat lift to haul it out and fix the other motor.
@houktanhdanhi23527 жыл бұрын
Love all the sound effects
@CaptainRon19135 жыл бұрын
Why didn't you guys call the Harbor Patrol. They are just around the corner from where you were standing
@bertfarin87558 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that Ron White joke..."you can't fix stupid"
@hopehillfarm33897 жыл бұрын
I didn't see anybody offer to help him out, nice community.
@hightraverse17 жыл бұрын
read the intro
@easyquestion8 жыл бұрын
Any news on what happened to the boat owner? I appreciate the video. Thank you for filming it.
@hightraverse18 жыл бұрын
a year or so ago the boat was for sale. i was down there a few months ago and it appears it's been sold and they were changing the name of the boat.
@johndough27858 жыл бұрын
I have to say, I've never hit EVERY boat in the marina.
@shadetree69815 жыл бұрын
I've had a few close encounters with my neighbors sailboat, but he wasn't around and we had plenty of bumpers between us... This guy needs to sell what's left of his vessel and buy a camper.
@mrbakerskatz5 жыл бұрын
shadetree6981 NO 🙀not a camper more like a tent .
@yeetandskeet7 жыл бұрын
Stop saying they should run over. Most docks are private and have gates with locks. They cant just run over onto the dock
@TechnikMeister25 жыл бұрын
Fortunately in my country its hard to get a boat license.
@lovejetfuel40714 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when the very first boat you buy is a Carver Yacht 34 with twin inboards and not a Welcraft 18 with a single outboard. Thats why when you see boating ads that say ''would make a great first time boat'' there is a reason for that
@costiniucmircea Жыл бұрын
What interesting and surprising moments captured I was very pleased
@jsboening6 жыл бұрын
Was Mayhem driving that boat?
@eg56556 жыл бұрын
Jeff X q
@JamesBond-uz2dm6 жыл бұрын
It was Captain Crunch.
@simonmoore84146 жыл бұрын
Bow thruster malfunction?
@Mr900tcat5 жыл бұрын
At Farmers we've seen a thing or two.
@azmike35726 жыл бұрын
After this incident, the boat's captain began advertising "Three-Hour Tours".
@CarlObermeier7 жыл бұрын
This is why boater education and licensing should be mandatory.
@timothymichael5173 жыл бұрын
All these people watching and criticizing... I wonder who offered to help him dock his boat??
@Searat73 жыл бұрын
I have jumped onto a boat in several similar situations and took control of the boat from a grateful owner. And the stupid first mate with legs hanging over the side ! They deserve each other .
@modernmusclecar19048 жыл бұрын
This kind of looks like he is having mechanical issues. The throttle may be sticking or not going into gear right.
@djdavidj55316 жыл бұрын
I've docked plenty of 60' boats in my time. It looks like this guy is impatient and keeps turning until "something happens." by the time you notice the effect of your steering it's already too much and you have to correct. Turn a little and wait for the boat to respond. Especially at such slow speeds. The drive is the only thing moving all they weight.
@AndysEastCoastAdventures7 жыл бұрын
In the UK we have a waterway system called the norfolk broads. Its a collection of rivers all interconnected with a few estuaries thrown in. Every summer their are hundreds of hire boats on their, some as big as 40ft. They get about 1/2hr tutition on how to control the boat and then their let loose. It's bumps & scrapes everywhere just like the above. Plenty of youtube crash vides too lol. I've ften fancied taking my own boat on their as we are a days sail from one of the inlet estuaries. Trouble is I don't want to have to put up with people like this.
@baylonaj8 жыл бұрын
Its not as easy as it looks. got to learn somewhere, but not in a crowded marina. double screw don't touch the wheel!
@sharonscott45955 жыл бұрын
Bummer video wasn’t long enough. What happened afterwards 🤷🏽♀️
@keatondauffing11664 жыл бұрын
The guy says in the description.
@TurdDoodlesworth9 жыл бұрын
Haha watching white folk panic like this is hilarious.
@TheLoveBomberz9 жыл бұрын
Anthony Doge Do you have a boat?
@scr34m1ng49 жыл бұрын
Lmao ikr
@NOSbeats9 жыл бұрын
Anthony Doge you can't afford a boat.
@NOSbeats9 жыл бұрын
Anthony Doge Everybody has the ability to purchase boats.
@NOSbeats9 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter,I still am able to buy a boat.
@gentrynewsom2080 Жыл бұрын
Run..!..It's CAP'N CRUNCH aboard .... "THE DWEEB" all hands on deck..lol
@scottschnabel29179 жыл бұрын
Single screw inboard boat + windy day + inexperienced captain = trouble. If he truly has twins he should be using the motors to maneuver.
@shawngoulart85716 жыл бұрын
Scott Schnabel it's a twin screw just have a driver missing a few brain cells
@davidharris87976 жыл бұрын
Even the doggy is saying oh my in doggy language
@ElementofKindness7 жыл бұрын
Isn't that boat twin screws? If so, how can someone screw up that bad?
@tonithompson90867 жыл бұрын
This is exactly why I gave the controls back to my father-in-law before entering the marina on his 38 ft twin screw.
@gabrielbarboza56206 жыл бұрын
Maybe the steering not working..trying to steer with the props..these boats has a pressurized system..
@DrChem-wx1uc7 жыл бұрын
I used to keep my boat at the Embarcadero in DP where this happened. Happens more often than you think.
@psc10387 жыл бұрын
Video was very entertaining. Thank You
@mjcubo22465 жыл бұрын
Are there not cameras at marinas where such reckless maneuvers can be recorded for apprehension and prosecution later??? I mean the boat has a registration number; how hard can it be to nail this guy???
@crazyt1ger089 жыл бұрын
If you watch the flags there was a pretty good wind blowing, in saying that, what was he trying to do?
@tomwalshsr.67746 жыл бұрын
Where do you see wind? There's hardly a ripple in that water. I think the ripple's in that guy's belly.
@spikespa52086 жыл бұрын
@@tomwalshsr.6774 Not trying to defend this dolt, but like crazyt1ger08 said, look at the flags, on the left. Actually, can't even guess why this clown trying to BACK into the slip. Looks like no one else did.
@hbunny3226 жыл бұрын
Sir your phone has a zoom in feature.
@ronvavra5 жыл бұрын
I see the former captain of the Costa Concordia got himself a boat.
@keatondauffing11664 жыл бұрын
Lmao...
@JheregJAB7 жыл бұрын
It may be gross incompetence, but it also looks to me like the boat may have been a twin screw with the port engine out. It'd be easy to leave the dock, have the port engine die, and then have an already bad situation made worse by a new skipper. A boat that he may have learned to drive suddenly behaves entirely different. With just one engine out of two working, I imagine it would be a challenge for just about anyone to turn that boat around with that amount of space. Of course, that doesn't excuse the myriad of other bad decisions he made, such as apparently being in a hurry. At one point you can see the skipper steer hard to starboard, but the boat only seems to go straight. Then he tries to go to port, which works, but not tight enough, so he hits reverse and gets prop walk, which makes the stern come to port. To him, it probably felt like his boat was walking straight sideways. I think if he had been a bit more patient he could have turned it around to starboard (clockwise) using the prop walk/wash method sailboats use - but this probably didn't occur to a power boater used to the maneuverability of twins.
@georgemurphy25795 жыл бұрын
Many of these vessels have coolers on board. And they start out filled, but by the end of the day are empty empty!!!
@majordendrocopos8 жыл бұрын
How come Americans have only one reaction, "Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod...."
@drServitis8 жыл бұрын
Because we are your masters. Continue enjoying our KZbin, insignificant little foreign parasite!
@majordendrocopos8 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your permission, O Mighty Overlord! Not that I needed it......
@totowolf97166 жыл бұрын
Because they are inbred retards
@funktron46 жыл бұрын
Major: Not all Americans are as self-absorbed and pathetic as the jackass filming this and his annoying friends. We're not all low-lifes like these people.
@monster-pq7ln6 жыл бұрын
Please do not put all of us into the same group as Blain, Becky and Karen.
@RiggingDoctor5 жыл бұрын
How is she just sitting on the side of the boat during all of that!
@jeffp99206 жыл бұрын
This is why bigger cruisers scare me and I give them wide berth. For 20 years it has been my experience that these boats rarely leave the dock and certainly not often enough for the pilot to be proficient in close quarters handling. When they do go out, it is on Holidays with friends (and booze) that end up distracting from the task at hand. Boat handling is about the wind, seas, equipment, practice, and knowing when to say when.
@michaelhamm53216 жыл бұрын
At first glance I thought this is the beginning of Gilligan's Island...then I realized Gilligan is driving and the Skipper is lying on the floor suffering a heart attack...
@edanthony41315 жыл бұрын
Were is the harbormaster?
@ss_whole7 жыл бұрын
Never mind the guy driving the boat, how is that guy floating on the water at 0:58?
@jdm11528 жыл бұрын
In all my years of American boating I have never seen anything like this before.
@csmith62378 жыл бұрын
This is worse than the guy trying to turn his camper around in the culdesac. You can offer help but these people shouldn't be there in the first place.
@jimquantic9 жыл бұрын
Showcase of a big problem today: if you have money you can buy, and drive a boat. But there is no legal requirement to show that you know how. One guy I know took the boating class and went all the way to a Captain's license--and then had his son do the same--so they have two competent people ready to go at all times.
@brianneas34629 жыл бұрын
+Jmichael Isbell BS. try docking in the wind
@jimquantic9 жыл бұрын
Brian, I often wonder how you learn--I would think (I am a small boater, never needed to dock in a slip) that you really should go out, go somewhere, maybe set up buoys, or some other fixed thing? on the water, then practice putting that thing in there, coming to the wind, from the wind, and via side winds until you are very, very good. Even putting my 20 foot skiff on a side tie, I have done quite a bit to insure I can get it in there without harming any other boat that may be fore or aft of my boat. One thing that has worked, like a charm, when I am putting it between two boats: eye ball it and be sure there is 20 feet plus a good margin on BOTH sides, go in at a 90 to the dock--guy on the nose ties the front of the boat to a dock cleat, and gets out, leaving just a foot or two of extra line--not too much. Then use reverse to suck the boat to the dock. With the nose tied, it can't hit the boat off the stern. Another thing, unless the wind is howling, back into the wind, that way you don't have the wind blowing you too hard into the dock. And IF that wind is just terrible--I've been there--then the guy who got off the boat and tied the nose, can help catch the boat from slamming into the dock, with me helping slow it down with the engine in reverse but pointing of course to seaward.
@sailingcruiser258 жыл бұрын
+Brian Neas i see no wind or current on the water.
@CaptMarkSVAlcina8 жыл бұрын
+David Duncan look at the flags top left
@tdog40394 жыл бұрын
Did the police deal with this guy ???
@princetonjohnny68032 жыл бұрын
Just don't know what he is doing. How the hell did he get licence
@AllenMichaelsVlogs5 жыл бұрын
Could be the engine issues.. the control issues bad wire. Obviously something is not right..
@pjneslo89795 жыл бұрын
What was the final cause, I can't imagine the Captain of that boat some how forgot how to use the controls, or he just got the boat or something? Maybe lost the steering or something?
@jamesbaldwin76762 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess I'm not the only one who has managed to made a complete fool of myself, while in a marina.
@rexphinney35992 жыл бұрын
All these internet experts in here (including the people filming) and noone figured out he lost the port side engine? That's no excuse for not getting the fenders out or following the best instruction someone gave which was "tie it up"
@Abcsam865 жыл бұрын
I remember my first beer. That dude is got to be drunk for sure.
@johnhaser48086 жыл бұрын
Hes DRUNK a normal person would just idle and yell for help MANY at a Marina would help. Im a 30 year vet boater and TRUE boaters help each other especially on a windy day with current and a lot of free baord
@pauly2tone7 жыл бұрын
Was the guy drunk or just inexperienced?
@bernadettec63865 жыл бұрын
Is the steering faulty?
@SunscapesLandscape3 жыл бұрын
No wind,no current, no captain
@m118lr5 жыл бұрын
Bet HIS insurance went through the roof ha ha ha
@Killerky09 жыл бұрын
How hard is it to drive a boat
@wjatube3 жыл бұрын
At a certain point when you've crunched into nearly every boat someone needs to put down their damn phone and help an inexperienced boater get in.