Bad Joke Telling | Harlem Globetrotters Edition

[@whistlesports]

COMMENT with a bad joke. We'll pin our favorite!

[@hunterj3165]

Whistle Sports Q:Why don't cats play poker in the jungle A:because there are too many Cheetahs

[@JuanSanchez-mb4dk]

Whistle Sports At what time did the man go to the dentist? A:Tooth Hurt-y

[@bradystone7972]

What do u call a deer with no eyes No eye deer

[@rickypatrick223]

Whistle Sports What do u call a fly with no wings? Answer: A walk

[@christianzabala2983]

Why do golf players take two pairs of pants to there golf tournaments In case they get a hole in one

[@hunterj3165]

Q:Why don't cats play poker in the jungle A:because there are too many Cheetahs

[@StLouisFilms]

I considered getting a brain transplant But then I changed my mind

[@JRM_-yq5ed]

St.Louis Films I’m frickin done

[@KennyKoalaPlays]

A fish swims into a wall. He yells out "DAM!"

[@StLouisFilms]

Never trust a person with a graph They're always plotting something

[@andrewz6038]

St.Louis Films never trust an atom They make up everything

[@JRM_-yq5ed]

St.Louis Films my god

[@gabe3827]

What do you call a really sketchy Italian neighborhood? The SpaGHETTO.

[@kyzerrbtw]

What do the red light say to the green light? Don't look! I'm changing!!

[@greenbaypackers4464]

Which restaurant ran out of business because they didn't have enough employees? Five Guys

[@eyedherup2318]

*why did Santa go to college for music. To improve his wrapping skills*

[@makenziemartinn]

What did Mickey say when the lawyer called him and said that he couldn’t divorce Minnie because she was crazing He said that he didn’t want to divorce her because she was crazy, because she was Goofy!😂

[@adidasP4]

3:52 this dude reminds me Of Kevin Hart

[@DaBaller]

Adidasp4 that's racist. No but seriously he kinda does

[@azc56]

Too tall

[@Lemuel-su6qk]

the 2 guys face in match 3 is funny for me 😂😂😂

[@puckdynasty198]

What happened after the banana got a sunburn? He started peeling.

[@ViperKingYT]

Make this into a tournament! It would be so much better and more entertaining if this was a tournament!

[@justmax1834]

Had to turn the brightness up....

[@whalzy1558]

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto

[@_ziac_6048]

Whalzy old man just old

[@whalzy1558]

lmao

[@robertoagnello5095]

Yeah, I can confirm

[@UPxYOURs2]

stop stealing

[@jacobs3614]

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? The retail store

[@wyattgillespie6970]

1000 subscribers with no videos ? I already know this joke :A the retail store

[@bugzbuunny4625]

I’ve been waiting for this

[@loganmorales3108]

What do you call a girl with a Christmas tree on her head? Carol.

[@dimark17]

Bull Bullard that should be a good joke for the new movie "Spider-Man into the Spider-verse" hahaha

[@michaelevans2750]

HAHA! That Homer Simpson joke almost made me wet my pants!

[@colbypudenz3540]

What's Brown and sticky A stick

[@quotenibby9841]

Colby Pudenz this joke was in the dude perfect bad jokes

[@moxe647]

Colby Pudenz that was by whistle sports -_- you can't steal a joke

[@susanwilliams-morales1902]

What is a tree's favorite drink? Root beer. (a tree has roots if some of you don't get this joke)

[@quotenibby9841]

What do you call piece of wood that has nothing to do? Board How do you stop a rhino from charging? You take away its credit card What did the knife say to the orange? Citrus self down, this is gonna hurt

[@greenbaypackers4464]

Why did the tomato turn red? he saw the salad dressing.

[@smooveshippothe2nd604]

How many tickles does it take to tickle a octopus. 10tickles

[@Riley-yo8wt]

i love how short some peaople

[@hayleyc7701]

What do you call it when Darth Vador goes into a lift? An elevader

[@susanwilliams-morales1902]

What is a tree's favorite drink? Root Beer.

[@maysarika4534]

What did the dog Said to the tree? Bark

[@jackdempsey906]

Did you see the new movie constapated o wait it hasn't come out yet

[@DalderR6]

What's a ninjas favorite drink WA-TAA (scream water in an Asian accent)

[@demonhunter3699]

Why wasnt the first french fry made in french? Because it was made in Greece (Grease)

[@aakashpathak1422]

JUST REMOVE THE REPLAY...ITS NOT NECESSARY

[@garicboy]

So many guards.....

[@Neon_Koopa]

PLZ DO A DUDE PERFECT EDITION 2!!!!!

[@jeahndiaz8417]

What do you call a car everyone could get?

[@superiortrickshots6692]

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill Answer: TO GET TO THE BOTTOM

[@greenbaypackers4464]

I am not a joker. I am more like Batman

[@its_3lijah]

Spider hams secret identity is Peter Porker

[@kathyhughes2303]

Why can't a nose be twelve inches long? Because it would be a foot!!

[@pranit8437]

Kathy Hughes lel

[@eyedherup2318]

It’s from the dudeperfect bad joke telling

[@kathyhughes2303]

Eyedherup 2 ya you are right nice job.

[@bort_4202]

Dude perfect copyer

[@steviemaccormack2302]

I went to one of there games on my birthday

[@KamranJB1]

Why does Snoop Dog use an umbrella? For drizzle

[@slumpedmike9732]

1:46 Loud house? No. Ok.

[@landonparnell]

I met moose,zoose,and firefly

[@niccastleberg4951]

Where's the turtle with no legs......right where you left it

[@randomnessthings-]

AMAZING

[@butchjones2105]

Wanna hear a bad joke? Me.

[@coolz3115]

5:27

[@saylordorian6246]

Hi whistle sports

[@jadenspare]

Did you know French Fries weren't originally made in France? They were made in Greece (grease)

[@greenbaypackers4464]

What is an owl's favorite game? Kahoot

[@amberbaker528]

Green Bay Packers wow

[@f.l.i.t.e419]

Tooshort hall

[@ye_ole_nade5299]

what did the red light say to the green light......don't look I'm changing

[@iipinzgamiziid1653]

How many vampires have to change a lightbulb? Zero they like the dark

[@dracoatf3455]

Yes

[@maximumrpm1868]

what do you call three Bugattis at NASCAR race Boogity Boogity Boogity

[@jakeburke2310]

Spider ham

[@joshwence882]

What does the mommy tomato say to the baby tomoto Ketchup

[@glizzygladiator3507]

What's brown and sticky. Reply your answer before reading A stick (brown because sticks are brown and sticky because it's a stick)

[@josepacheco3434]

Do warriors

[@flow2917]

We need DP to do this

[@adidasP4]

flow 29 that already did this

[@pedro-ehlamaar8084]

tnt and ace are so fine

[@dnndjddjdj8308]

We asked for the spurs

[@k1llzz190]

What's a pencils favourite place. Penslevania

[@thelegendbhopper6604]

What’s brown and stick? A stick.

[@trevhiggins7839]

Useless

[@cactusgaming491]

Astros plz do this

[@jillianhansen5986]

Too Tall i have a signed basketball!

[@bucksfan3450]

I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo

[@DarthLog]

Do spurs edition kawhi would win

[@baileysmith4744]

Is it bad I don’t know these people

[@robertgarza5475]

Spider-Ham

[@kertdudek2489]

were is big easy

[@zzzellawxxxxd5227]

ace!

[@Mido_Albeik]

One of the first

[@cactusgaming491]

Minnesota twins

[@abbylatkowski432]

Hey want to hear a pizza joke? Nah it's to cheesy 🥁🎭🎫🎫🎟🏆🏅🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🥇🎖🥇🎖🥇🎖🥇🎖🥇🏅🏆🏆🏆🏆thank you 😊 thank you 😊

[@daltonwike3055]

What resturaunt is full of insects and rotten fruits? Applebees What are dishes favorite sport? Bowling What's a librarians favorite color? Read (red) What nationality is always in a hurry? Russian What is the best place to work out in outer space? Planet Fitness Why did the guy with injured knees go to the orthodontist? He needs braces What Candy gives you gas? "Toot"sie Roll

[@vedabou]

What kind of ship never sinks? Friendship P. S.: I got that one from a video of a softball player who read jokes from a small piece of paper after several games. And still try to find that video, so if one could help me finding that, I'd be seriously glad. P. P. S.: Another one from the very same guy What did the red say to the sad navy fish? You blue!

[@yvngjxyz9494]

J

[@anisha5485]

7

[@bananaduck6498]

THIRD EDIT: 21st view!

[@_ziac_6048]

What do you call Jason Aldean when he's sad? Jason Frowndean.

[@manavk4793]

Suh

[@hunterj3165]

Pin this comment and I will do nothing

[@yurancito]

1,001th like

[@andrewsmith5150]

First

[@dracoatf3455]

Hi

[@dawsonroe3204]

That was not even funny

[@wallyg333]

This wasnt funny

[@dracoatf3455]

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