Bad Jokes For Sleep | Soft Spoken

I tell people at work a lot of bad jokes so today I'm sharing them with you.
No smiling.

[@Poogie148]

Top tear jokes

[@clutchnixon1764]

Ireland's very own Fernando Torres.

[@TheWhisperCorner]

He's the muscle, I'm the humour and the brains.

[@DecafMathASMR]

"They never smile, so I won't smile" 😂😂

[@TheWhisperCorner]

There's usually a smile but it's a smile of, "Not another one!"

[@adifferentross8172]

These are great 😂

[@CearisASMR]

i was trying not to laugh when i should be sleeping lol 😅

[@Theoxxe]

I love you Kevin!

[@Enbix]

😆🥱😴

[@mattwoor4610]

😂😂😂

[@bunglebongle9003]

Hilarious! I’ve got some absolute bangers for your colleagues too. They’ll be walking away from you in no time: What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas Why do you never see an elephant hiding up a tree? Because they are so good at it My son just got a part in a school play as a man that’s been married for 25 years. I said never mind son, next time you might get a speaking part I just heard a woodpecker call me a paranoid twat in morse code Tbf I think that last one is actually good. Night night

[@TheWhisperCorner]

The woodpecker one got a few laughs and a few invitations telling me where to go.

[@bunglebongle9003]

@@TheWhisperCorner haha do you have access to the tannoy at work? Just an idea…….. Hope all is well Kev.