Bad Movie Beatdown: On Deadly Ground (REVIEW)

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=Originally posted August 5th, 2009; Re-edited for KZbin=
Steven Seagal is in the director's chair. That says it all. Season 1, Episode 8.
#StevenSeagal #OnDeadlyGround #MichaelCaine #JohnCMcGinley #BillyBobThornton

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@rengarcia5189
@rengarcia5189 5 жыл бұрын
True story: I was visiting my friend in Chicago, and on a lark he mentioned: "Let's go eat at Steven Seagal's restaurant." It was a Saturday and figured the place would be booked. We called--a smarmy voice on the telephone answered. "Yeah, we're full up. Got to get reservations well in advance if you wanna' eat here, right?" He paused. "Look, come on down, ask for 'Biggie', and I'll make sure you're seated." So, we went. Inside the place was a living tribute to Steven Seagal: large screens ran his movies non-stop and in all directions. Full-sized cases displayed his costumes and props, a-la Hard Rock café style. And … the place was empty, moribund, dead. I think we were the only people there besides the staff. We ate--the food was total crap, just as bland and tasteless as his films, took way too long to get served and was over-priced to boot. Now, if you try calling Steven Seagal's restaurant, you get a disconnected message. Place went tits up, and thank God for it.
@OfficerFriendly2006
@OfficerFriendly2006 5 жыл бұрын
Steven seagal had a restaurant?
@christopherb501
@christopherb501 4 жыл бұрын
Sure sounds like an establishment a BFF of Poopin would run...
@alexquintana1031
@alexquintana1031 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ilovepinatas3179
@ilovepinatas3179 5 жыл бұрын
That's the main problem with Seagal movies, he's the invincible hero so you don't feel any sense of impending drama. Take it in contrast with pretty much any other action movie and you can see how much it makes a difference. Take Jackie Chan for instance, he always starts at the underdog position and works his way up, he gets hit, he shows pain he bleeds. In all of his encounters you feel like he has a possibility of losing despite being the protagonist so you are on the edge of your seat and when he does finally kick their ass it feels deserved and you root for him. Seagal just roflstomps his opponent like he's trying to be a living god and none of it feels earned. He just goes in wrecks their shit and leaves, it boring and repetitive. I know the guy has a black belt but that doesn't necessarily mean he should be invincible, freaking Chuck Norris has a black belt and he still gets hit in his movies.
@jonmacist
@jonmacist 4 жыл бұрын
well in this movie at least he is fighting nobodys, just guys in a bar a black belt at least a real one would usually not get hit by nobodys, in a few other movies he has been hit but because they were more skilled guys.
@MrRobjs83
@MrRobjs83 3 жыл бұрын
yeah in his earlier movies he's fighting nobody's with the exception of Screwface in Marked For Death, eventually he fought some tougher foes. But yeah he'd have his hands full against guys like Jet Li , Norris, Van Damme, etc.... and guys like Jeff Speakman, MJW and Richard Norton in real life would beat him I'm pretty sure
@Delightfully_Bitchy
@Delightfully_Bitchy 3 жыл бұрын
@jonmacistJohn Sorta kinda. A real black belt, as in the kind wear the belt turns black from use and not one from a McDojo, would do exceptional well at bar scuffle. However, at the end of the day, they're still only one person and numbers will win out and it doesn't tend to be a particularly large number. Shit, a wimpy nonfighter can take out an expert with nothing more than surprise and luck on his side.
@redjirachi1
@redjirachi1 2 жыл бұрын
Narcissism is one hell of a drug
@wjzav1971
@wjzav1971 Жыл бұрын
Also, contrast that with something like John Wick where he pretty much kills everyone around him, but he gets constantly stabbed, shot and punched and you see him bleed, you see him lump, you see him wince in pain and you see him getting tired. And even nameless mooks will sometimes get the drop on him, giving you a sense of dread even when he ends up killing them all.
@Anynom
@Anynom 8 жыл бұрын
To be fair, this was in what Caine openly admits was his "take any role that offered a good paycheck" period that let him enjoy better roles later.
@davidjames579
@davidjames579 5 жыл бұрын
It was that thinking that led him to miss picking up his first Oscar because he was filming Jaws-The Revenge. "I've never seen the film, people tell me it's awful. But I have seen the house it paid for, and that's lovely".
@PowerGlove79
@PowerGlove79 5 жыл бұрын
David James one of my favorite quotes from any person ever lol
@JoaoGabriel-et4kq
@JoaoGabriel-et4kq 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidjames579 but the Oscar was sent to him later ?
@davidjames579
@davidjames579 4 жыл бұрын
@@JoaoGabriel-et4kq Yes. At least he was at the ceremony to collect his second one, in 2000.
@davidjames579
@davidjames579 4 жыл бұрын
@@PowerGlove79 Mine is "I love the Powerglove. It's so Bad".
@SebastianLundh1988
@SebastianLundh1988 4 жыл бұрын
It's August 4 2020. Literally almost 11 years after the upload of this video. I remember watching your videos every Friday morning back in the days. I can't believe it's been so long, even though time has passed so quickly. That's like 13% of a human life time. Soon it will be 2029, and this video will be as old as movies from 1989 were back then. Life on this planet is short, and if you never read any comment I might ever write again, just remember that your videos helped make this world a little bit more worth it, Matthew.
@bloodrunsclear
@bloodrunsclear 7 жыл бұрын
What the hell does oil mining have to do with abnormal children? This isn't Chernobyl! I'm not sure Seagal knows anything about oil companies. Or Native Americans...or environmentalism...or human anatomy...
@nodinitiative
@nodinitiative 7 жыл бұрын
bloodrunsclear Not defending Seagal or this movie. Maybe the chemicals from the processed got mixed together with the water supply.
@christopherb501
@christopherb501 4 жыл бұрын
@@nodinitiative Yeah; water pollution doesn't have to be radioactive to cause in-utero mutations.
@sanyonazyin6063
@sanyonazyin6063 4 жыл бұрын
Or how to be in good movies
@sanyonazyin6063
@sanyonazyin6063 4 жыл бұрын
@@christopherb501 Hell just take a look at the areas in Vietnam that the yanks sprayed with Agent Orange. Well over 60 years later people still get sick or give birth to children with birth defects, or why not take a look at the Mercury spill in Minamata, Japan in 1956 not a pretty sight
@Shiirow
@Shiirow 7 жыл бұрын
I noticed something about Steven Seagal, he has very oddly named movies that are all three word titles, well most are.
@tetsuoshima7385
@tetsuoshima7385 3 жыл бұрын
I’d heard that on the majority of his movies, he has a caveat that he has to be able to fit the prefix of ‘Steven Segal IS......’ before the movie’s title! Hilariously it does work for quite a few of them, and I can just imagine him doing that earlier in his career too.😆👌🏻 Steven Segal IS..... Above the law Out for justice Under siege Etc etc🤔😂😂😂
@devinharbert2245
@devinharbert2245 Жыл бұрын
Yah I agree but I think the only films of Seagal that have Dumb names are his DTV films like Pistol Whipped, Clementine, The Onion Movie, Sheep Impact, Half Past Dead, & Gutshot Straight but aside from those I think alot of his earlier Classics Hard to Kill, On Deadly Ground, Under Siege 1 & 2, Fire Down Below, Glimmer Man, Exit Wounds, About The Law, Out For Justice, & Marked for Death had Cool titles
@benmcfee
@benmcfee 7 жыл бұрын
Segal: "Leggo my ego!" And I just dated myself with that comment.
@psycher7
@psycher7 6 жыл бұрын
That scene in the bar is like he saw the ENDING scene of Blade Runner (my all-time favorite film, btw) and kinda wanted to do the same thing, only without understanding anything about what made it so good. It's like he wanted these lines to be really powerful, but he is not Rutger Hauer, and this is not "tears in rain".
@jamessmith6982
@jamessmith6982 7 жыл бұрын
I rooted for the bad guys in this movie.
@kingofthegundam7974
@kingofthegundam7974 7 жыл бұрын
Well it IS Michael Caine we're talking about here...
@tintinismybelgian
@tintinismybelgian 7 жыл бұрын
The "bad guys" had much purer motivations and caused fewer casualties.
@jakublulek3261
@jakublulek3261 5 жыл бұрын
In 1971, he would blow Segal with double-barrelled shotgun, entirely in the nude.
@justdannyquinn
@justdannyquinn 4 жыл бұрын
@@jakublulek3261 Seagal wouldn't allow it. He'd just whine and cry until he was able to kick Caine's ass. Seagal just refuses to look vulnerable on screen.
@MrRobjs83
@MrRobjs83 3 жыл бұрын
@@jakublulek3261 oh Get Carter? Lol nah Seagal would murk him then too
@stairswithanyimageyouchoos316
@stairswithanyimageyouchoos316 4 жыл бұрын
Steven, "I just read the script ever!' Somebody, "Really? Who wrote it?" Steven, "I did!!"
@Gerilyn2003
@Gerilyn2003 6 жыл бұрын
This is the one film my husband and his friends walked out of about halfway through.
@davidjames579
@davidjames579 Жыл бұрын
Just watched an interesting interview with two former WB execs who say that Seagal got in so far over his head directing On Deadly Ground that he ended up owing his entire salary back to the studio to pay for un-approved budget over-runs. A deal was struck where Seagal could pay this back by doing a free appearance in a movie of their choice. This was Executive Decision, and luckily for Seagal it was just a cameo, not a full movie for free. Finally explains why he's top billed for that movie then he dies in the first 20 mins.
@gageperuti5519
@gageperuti5519 2 жыл бұрын
You know, I liked the scene with the barfly... when it was in Tombstone. Seriously, all that's missing is Forrest asking the guy if he's "gonna stand there and bleed".
@JohnCAbb
@JohnCAbb 2 жыл бұрын
Sheesh. I hate it when the pretty secretaries, or innocent/neutral assistants in general, get just as violently punished as their evil bosses just because they were associated with them.
@patrickkelmer6290
@patrickkelmer6290 7 жыл бұрын
That's it, I'm saying it: Tommy Wiseau is a better actor than Steven Seagal!
@stefanforrer2573
@stefanforrer2573 6 жыл бұрын
Patrick Kelmer much more importantly, he's the better director aswell
@SarahsKnight0
@SarahsKnight0 5 жыл бұрын
Well, I don't think I'd go THAT far. But yeah, Seagal's pretty bad.
@nolanolivier6791
@nolanolivier6791 5 жыл бұрын
Denise Richards is a better actor, as well as a more convincing man, than Steven Seagal...
@fds7476
@fds7476 5 жыл бұрын
And somehow less arrogant and pretentious.
@Zelix678
@Zelix678 4 жыл бұрын
😱
@noahvance6160
@noahvance6160 10 ай бұрын
Anyone else burst into laughter the moment the line, "Everything with you is I, I, I. There is no I in team! IT IS T-E-A-M!!! TEAM!"
@c.c.lilford2916
@c.c.lilford2916 8 жыл бұрын
Pretty decent review, I'm kind of glad you've dropped the whole angry thing though Film Brain, not only does it seem forced (especially in your earliest episodes) but your more professional edge is what sets you apart from most other reviewers.
@Ammeeeeeeer
@Ammeeeeeeer 2 жыл бұрын
"My nuts!!!" and "My balls!!!"...if you still have not realized this is a bad movie, that bar fight is where you realize you're watching the beginning of the end for Seagal's so called stardom 😂
@shnick1990
@shnick1990 6 жыл бұрын
My grandmother was a big Steven Seagal fan, and she (unfortunately) found both this movie and The Patriot to be her favorites, so I ended up always having the rewind the VHS tapes for her and listening to both movies over and over again. Oh well, at least On Deadly Ground was a good laugh though...
@devinharbert2245
@devinharbert2245 2 жыл бұрын
I'm big Seagal fan too just dispise most of his Shitty DTV films his last great film is Machete and Exit Wounds
@devinharbert2245
@devinharbert2245 Жыл бұрын
But to be honest I'm more of Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Van Damme, Jason Statham, Wesley Snopes, Denzel Washington, Liam Neeson, Pierce Brosnan, Daniel Craig, Dolph Lundgren, Scott Adkins, Mario Van Peebles, & Clive Owen fan then a Seagal fan
@katietaylor8314
@katietaylor8314 5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who finds Segal's constant appropriation of Native American/Eskimo cultures to glorify his characters really offensive? I'm Australian and if I wrote a story in which my self-insert was named as the Chosen One by some bastardised version of Ngunawal mythology, my Aboriginal friends would kick my ass.
@davidjames579
@davidjames579 3 жыл бұрын
I think Seagal had seen Dances With Wolves.
@death-king1834
@death-king1834 7 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal is my most hated action star. He is the most boring, uncharismatic action star I think I've ever seen. How this man made himself a career is truly a mystery for the ages. I remember when I used to visit my grandparents in London they would watch a lot Seagal's movies and it drove me mad.
@nifralo2752
@nifralo2752 6 жыл бұрын
And this is a world were Jaun Claude van Dam and Stallone have careers.
@theitfactorjameswheezer2852
@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 5 жыл бұрын
President Kudsi see but Van Damne and Stallone are charismatic and actually try
@nifralo2752
@nifralo2752 5 жыл бұрын
@@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 true they are better than Seagal but so is Jake Lloyd
@Nitrobotti
@Nitrobotti 5 жыл бұрын
@@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 Van Damn charismatic? Wow!
@theitfactorjameswheezer2852
@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 5 жыл бұрын
Nitrobotti Yes
@kbforme
@kbforme 6 жыл бұрын
"snowmobile", a jet ski is for water.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 3 жыл бұрын
Not everyone knows
@kbforme
@kbforme 3 жыл бұрын
@@gracekim25 Hence why I made the comment.
@davidjames579
@davidjames579 5 жыл бұрын
There was a rumour that Seagal got his movie career because of a bet between two studio execs. One said with the right publicity, he could make anyone a movie star. The other challenged him, so the guy picked his Aikido Teacher.
@Jeffrey314159
@Jeffrey314159 8 жыл бұрын
11:29 this ecological bullsh*t reminds me of a late 1979 horror film called Prophecy
@LinkMarioSamus
@LinkMarioSamus 8 жыл бұрын
Why is Gunnery Sgt. Hartman from Full Metal Jacket in this? Guess even he needs to pay the bills.
@fds7476
@fds7476 8 жыл бұрын
Hartman, Michael Caine, Dr Cox... _Why?!_
@Orosian5
@Orosian5 6 жыл бұрын
I reckon it's one of JD's daydreams.
@OfficerFriendly2006
@OfficerFriendly2006 5 жыл бұрын
what a twist.
@alekesam
@alekesam 3 жыл бұрын
Sheesus, Tombstone-era Billy Bob Thornton is in this too? Lol
@CraftySouthpaw
@CraftySouthpaw 3 жыл бұрын
It should be remembered that Seagal was on a run of FIVE consecutive hit films heading into this one. Actors signed on because they expected the streak to continue. They didn't know this would turn out to be the first commercial misstep of Seagal's career.
@nomduclavier
@nomduclavier 6 жыл бұрын
Believing in corporate influence on the news isn't crazy
@tereziamarkova2822
@tereziamarkova2822 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but that wasn't his argument. He immediately started to ramble about spirits and compared the whole idea to believing in a supernatural intervention. And they could've at least try before becoming terrorists.
@chapterblaq
@chapterblaq 3 жыл бұрын
8:29 out of context (prob never gonna watch this movie) Michael Caine was good in this scene. he may be "chewing scenery" but still, i was captivated and kept running that clip back. I've never seen him go off like that.
@timothycurtis4744
@timothycurtis4744 5 жыл бұрын
I have always found Steven Seagal a riot to watch and can enjoy any of his films up until the direct to video stuff started; after then it's hit and miss. I particularly enjoy his outrageous dress sense and the fact that he is clearly oblivious to the fact that he is finger-pointingly hilarious. Who goes into a Seagal film to dissect the plot, writing and performances anyway? As long as there's plenty of shots of him dramatically turning around, obvious stunt doubles, ridiculous hats and jackets, and fighting, I can spend the evening laughing til I pass out. I haven't seen "On Deadly Ground" since I was a kid but, it being the usual Seagal thing, I found it a joy to behold and probably still would, because Seagal, what a tosser xD
@CraftySouthpaw
@CraftySouthpaw 3 жыл бұрын
18:07 - "Our man in DC finds nothing on this guy before 1987." So his *employers* never vetted him and were aware of that already??
@wjzav1971
@wjzav1971 5 жыл бұрын
Ahhh!!!! Steven Seagal actually being slim and fit!!!
@HurricaneDDragon
@HurricaneDDragon 5 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal and Michael Caine are quite possibly the least intimidating hero and villain to ever star in an action movie.
@Nestalgba92023
@Nestalgba92023 4 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal is the least intimidating hero-psycho ever in screens, ever?
@brianfuller5868
@brianfuller5868 6 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal had and has a massive ego. All of his post Warner projects are direct to DVD . You are brave because this movie was dreadful. Environmental preaching is still ridiculous and is confusing in a confused movie.
@DarthVaderReturns1
@DarthVaderReturns1 3 жыл бұрын
wasnt joan chen in judge dredd with sly and armmand and diane lane
@Zombiepull
@Zombiepull 6 жыл бұрын
not related at all, but the German title is way Better: "Auf Brennenden Eis" ( on Burning Ice)
@juanmontalban7798
@juanmontalban7798 2 жыл бұрын
That's him in the song too,at the end 😆
@SwiftNimblefoot
@SwiftNimblefoot 2 жыл бұрын
I wish you would do more Bad Movie Beatdowns, especially on the newest Steven Seagal - Bruce Willis. Hard to believe but yeah, he has became the exact same old geezer who sits in a chair and uses body doubles for action scenes, and appears for 10 minutes in some cheap Z-category action flick so they can poster his name on the cover.
@SodaPopBarbecue
@SodaPopBarbecue Жыл бұрын
Boy, this comment didn't age well with Willis being diagnosed with a severe mental illness.
@ivantrajkovski5055
@ivantrajkovski5055 6 жыл бұрын
i love the fact that u call him DR Cox
@finally_startingtopost
@finally_startingtopost 7 жыл бұрын
This movie is cancer.. But good review.!!
@thepopemichael
@thepopemichael 6 жыл бұрын
Fire down below was my favorite of his movies as it was saved by better actors.
@ppjbonfig
@ppjbonfig 8 жыл бұрын
21:06, that lady crashes into a gasoline tank......funny!!!!!!!
@sanyonazyin6063
@sanyonazyin6063 4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is that Otto is played by Sven-Ole Thorsen who also plays the Chief of Red October, in The Hunt of the Red October
@kennethholland6697
@kennethholland6697 3 жыл бұрын
Jet ski? No, lad, that's a Snowmobile.
@cajunboi4888
@cajunboi4888 6 жыл бұрын
Segals an eco terrorist in this movie.
@davidjames579
@davidjames579 3 жыл бұрын
"Shoot me, you coward" followed by "You haven't got the balls" Wait, you said I'd be a coward if I shot you, and I am if I don't?
@justinoneil1655
@justinoneil1655 5 жыл бұрын
It’s a Ski-doo, not a jet ski.. Apples and Oranges.. I’ve been watching the Cinema Snob for years and I was aware of you. But I just subscribed too your channel. Keep up the great content
@marshallhuffer4713
@marshallhuffer4713 8 ай бұрын
The South Park episode "Over-Logging" parodied that ending speech about how we mustn't take the internet for granted and warns about the dangers of over-logging on, or we may lose the internet permanently.
@danielhuckle4444
@danielhuckle4444 4 жыл бұрын
It is available in the UK now on dvd and it is fully uncut
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting
@pauljackson2409
@pauljackson2409 2 жыл бұрын
I'd pay 1p including P&P, and watch it while drunk, just for laughs.
@user-sh3vz3ol3j
@user-sh3vz3ol3j 2 жыл бұрын
Whose brilliant idea was it to cast Joan Chen, a Chinese, as a native American?
@MrRobjs83
@MrRobjs83 3 жыл бұрын
3:36 Gump lol which actually came out that same year 😆
@Jarod-vg9wq
@Jarod-vg9wq 5 жыл бұрын
I think Steven segeals physiologist called someone in Hollywood to give him acting career so Steven could vent out his anger.
@MrRobjs83
@MrRobjs83 3 жыл бұрын
😆😂 this was pure comedy
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 5 жыл бұрын
Way late on the draw, but they prefer to be called Inuit. The fact that the movie refers to them as Eskimos is actually rather offensive, especially with how "nice" and "spiritual" Seagal is supposed to be.
@Flint-Dibble-the-Don
@Flint-Dibble-the-Don 4 жыл бұрын
I don't see any comments from them crying so I guess they got bigger fish to fry. You on the other hand....
@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou
@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou 3 жыл бұрын
After finally watching Scrubs, I now get the Dr. Cox Running Gag.
@christinawilkephillips7684
@christinawilkephillips7684 8 жыл бұрын
I love your show! I Ive been watching it for ages on unofficial bmb! I didn't think to look for you under film brain, which was pretty dumb... so anyway..... subscribed! :-)
@JeffreyPiatt
@JeffreyPiatt 7 жыл бұрын
Ironically him blowing up the oil rig to stop a rig fire is standard procedure. There was a IMAX film on the Iraq war rig fires.
@EnsignRicky011
@EnsignRicky011 6 жыл бұрын
Also a fun John Wayne film, Hellfighters.
@wattage2007
@wattage2007 4 жыл бұрын
Also Piper Alpha.
@09rja
@09rja 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I never got the ending either. A guy blows up a refinery (in Alaska of all places) and is then asked to speak at the state capital?
@archivedaccount5990
@archivedaccount5990 5 жыл бұрын
Not my manly balls... *angry constipated noises*
@jasonbowser5754
@jasonbowser5754 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the commercial bit with Caine. It was one of my favorite parts of the movie😂😂
@SarahsKnight0
@SarahsKnight0 5 жыл бұрын
17:04 - Wait, wasn't that the girl who earlier said to Dr. Cox that she will watch him as he dies or something? Sounded pretty pro-violence to me.
@kevinbarry7475
@kevinbarry7475 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Seagal was nominated for an Oscar for the slap fight scene in this movie.
@davidjames579
@davidjames579 3 жыл бұрын
It was the only nominee though.
@kevinbarry7475
@kevinbarry7475 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidjames579 True, and he still didn't win!
@pauljackson2409
@pauljackson2409 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. It was the Oscar for the best actor in a slap fight scene, and he still lost.
@devinharbert2245
@devinharbert2245 2 жыл бұрын
I don't get why Matthew hates On Deadly Ground it's one of Seagal's better action films better then is DTV films my favorite Seagal films On Deadly Ground, Hard To Kill, Out for Justice, Above the Law, Marked for Death, Fire Down Below, Glimmer Man, Machete, Exit Wounds, and The Under Siege films
@aranerem3767
@aranerem3767 3 жыл бұрын
Have you done under siege 2?
@saigokun
@saigokun 7 жыл бұрын
I jsut discovered your channel. I like it and have subscribed.
@happyEmpath
@happyEmpath 2 жыл бұрын
what is this GREAT SONG IN THE END???!
@FilmBrain
@FilmBrain 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't remember off-hand, but it turns out to be "Don't You Cry" by Steven Seagal himself.
@mib666007
@mib666007 Жыл бұрын
These are still so much fun to watch.
@nomduclavier
@nomduclavier 6 жыл бұрын
There's a "me" in team.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 3 жыл бұрын
Um no
@multivisionfx
@multivisionfx 4 жыл бұрын
I had to point out something (BTW this is one of my top so bad it's good movies) to kill the coolness of that exploding oil rig behind Mr. Seagal there is a funny shot of him standing next to a 2x4 on fire that he lights his cigar with it looks so cheap and unbelievable it'll make you laugh.
@shis1988
@shis1988 5 жыл бұрын
20:34 MY EYES!!!!!!! *MY EYES!!!!!*
@jordanthomas7304
@jordanthomas7304 9 жыл бұрын
MacGruder: Fuck me!? Fuck you!!!! Them dialogues suck!
@Straywolf514
@Straywolf514 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the more silly Segal movies,his ego grew and his movies became really bad.
@nifralo2752
@nifralo2752 3 жыл бұрын
19:30 wouldn't the shockwave break the glass?
@MrRobjs83
@MrRobjs83 3 жыл бұрын
My favorites of his were Marked For Death, Hard To Kill, Under Siege 1 and 2, and The Glimmer Man. Out For Justice and Above The Law were good too though. This was his 1st movie that was kind of a let down. 2nd half was good but the 1st half was some bullshit lol
@NovemberXXVII
@NovemberXXVII Жыл бұрын
Here very late but "Alaska is a third world country," isn't that wildly inaccurate, it just really should be 'Native land is a third world country.' It's not super implausible to me that an oil company could deploy mercenaries openly in rural Alaska with no blowback, but it's not really *just* because it's Alaska. I'd have thought with how much Seagal drapes himself in Indigenous culture, that theme might have been tackled better here.
@jennyanydots2389
@jennyanydots2389 3 жыл бұрын
It's called a snowmobile, not a jet ski.
@vwin9112
@vwin9112 Жыл бұрын
13:59 ngl doesn’t feel the same without the deep echo XD
@nosoundafter
@nosoundafter 2 жыл бұрын
super entertaining review, top stuff
@RM-306
@RM-306 3 жыл бұрын
Good review mats thanks!
@BurningAzure
@BurningAzure 4 жыл бұрын
20:54, Adam Taurus in a nutshell
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 3 жыл бұрын
What?
@multifruti9033
@multifruti9033 4 жыл бұрын
My favourite is HARD TO KIILLL!!...
@TheHillbillyHybrid
@TheHillbillyHybrid 6 жыл бұрын
Marked for death is my favorite
@ShadeMeadows
@ShadeMeadows 5 жыл бұрын
12:44 The Guardians of the Dark Crystal! Huhmmmmn~
@mariowon6256
@mariowon6256 Жыл бұрын
I just know Steven seagal ain't nothing to play with
@redheadboyyy123
@redheadboyyy123 4 жыл бұрын
FB i’m from the future don’t cut off your hair, you begin to look like Doug!
@kadejito1
@kadejito1 4 жыл бұрын
1:59 An environmentally-aware action movie 🤣🤣🤣
@Ubermensch9240
@Ubermensch9240 2 жыл бұрын
6:00 Is that real?
@FilmBrain
@FilmBrain 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, from The Onion Movie.
@Ubermensch9240
@Ubermensch9240 2 жыл бұрын
@@FilmBrain Huh. Hollywood sure had a way of ensuring you didn't stay angry forever back then.
@FilmBrain
@FilmBrain 2 жыл бұрын
Well, that fake trailer is the only vaguely remembered part of a pretty terrible film.
@Ubermensch9240
@Ubermensch9240 2 жыл бұрын
@@FilmBrain But you remembered it, so it left an impression. It did for me just now. 🤣
@irkmcspamtroll2556
@irkmcspamtroll2556 6 жыл бұрын
Steven Segowwww!!
@brianfuller7691
@brianfuller7691 3 жыл бұрын
This was a vanity production parading as a social statement. For that, it's not even a good movie.
@alexquintana1031
@alexquintana1031 3 жыл бұрын
..a..a..a..ACTUALLY I LIKED THIS MOVIE🤣😬
@faze_buendia9514
@faze_buendia9514 4 жыл бұрын
He's a random man Mr. Seagal, he spent time as a Sheriff somewhere in the Southern states, restaurant owner, actor, what'll he do next?
@JessicaKasumi1990
@JessicaKasumi1990 3 жыл бұрын
I think he was a volunteer sheriff in Jefferson Parrish, Louisiana near New Orleans.
@faze_buendia9514
@faze_buendia9514 3 жыл бұрын
Aah, I wonder how long he did that or if he's still Sheriffing to this day
@JessicaKasumi1990
@JessicaKasumi1990 3 жыл бұрын
@@faze_buendia9514 Allegedly, he's now in Doña Ana County, New Mexico as a reserve sheriff.
@SarahsKnight0
@SarahsKnight0 5 жыл бұрын
23:05 - Says the man who just released acid gas into the air and shoved a living human being's face into a propeller (even though that guy WAS an asshole).
@neilprice513
@neilprice513 6 жыл бұрын
I have tried to watch Attack Force twice, just to find out what the bloody hell is going on and I still haven't a clue. So far I think that Segal is some sort of cop or agent and he is trying to stop a drug that somehow causes people to become vampires, i'm not joking that's in the movie, from hitting the streets. I think it might have been several movies, that were never finished, that were somehow Frankenstiened together to make a god awful piece of shite movie.
@FilmBrain
@FilmBrain 6 жыл бұрын
The story of that movie, behind the scenes, was that it was supposed to be a sci-fi film where he fights aliens called "Harvester". The producers wanted a traditional Seagal film, so it was heavily reshot and dubbed, which is why it makes no sense. Even by the standards of those films.
@neilprice513
@neilprice513 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you that explains everything.
@devinharbert6071
@devinharbert6071 3 жыл бұрын
@@FilmBrain Matthew what’s the name of the song at he end of your video
@Valdagast
@Valdagast 3 жыл бұрын
Michael Caine is a great actor, but dear God he's been in some awful shit.
@oliverhernandez1236
@oliverhernandez1236 6 жыл бұрын
On deadly ground that movie was like boring
@devinharbert6071
@devinharbert6071 4 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or does anyone else think that jean Claude van damme is a much better actor then Steven seagel.
@devinharbert6071
@devinharbert6071 4 жыл бұрын
Netto shopper Well Yah I Agree That all His Direct To Video Movies That Have a Zero Percent on Rotten Tomatoes Are Bad,
@devinharbert6071
@devinharbert6071 4 жыл бұрын
Netto shopper But There Are Still A Lot Of Hardcore Fans out There That Appreciate His Love For Film.
@devinharbert6071
@devinharbert6071 4 жыл бұрын
Netto shopper Hey Atleast He Keep On Making Direct To Video Movies Like Steven Seagel
@devinharbert6071
@devinharbert6071 4 жыл бұрын
But Not All His Movies Suck Like Universal Soldier and Sudden Death, But Hey That’s Just Your Opinion, What Do I Know
@pauljackson2409
@pauljackson2409 2 жыл бұрын
A plank of wood is a better actor than Seagal, so it's hardly an accolade.
@devinharbert6071
@devinharbert6071 4 жыл бұрын
Review the punisher and sudden death.
@theitfactorjameswheezer2852
@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 4 жыл бұрын
Devin Harbert those are 2 good movies. Dumb request
@devinharbert6071
@devinharbert6071 4 жыл бұрын
Carl Wheezer Yah I Really Like Sudden Death, I Mean The Dolph Lundgren Punisher
@danielross5292
@danielross5292 8 жыл бұрын
Truely a Horrible Movie!
@jasoncase9481
@jasoncase9481 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Ross No truly a underrated so bad its good movie.
@kingofthegundam7974
@kingofthegundam7974 7 жыл бұрын
Nope.
@jasoncase9481
@jasoncase9481 7 жыл бұрын
KingoftheGundam79 Yes
@kingofthegundam7974
@kingofthegundam7974 7 жыл бұрын
Whatevs.
@jasoncase9481
@jasoncase9481 7 жыл бұрын
This isn't truly a horrible movie. Robocop 3, norbit, A thousand Words, etc those are horrible movies. This is a so bad it's good movie.
@MAFion
@MAFion Жыл бұрын
This was the worst movie I've ever seen. It's not just bad, it's just hatefully awful. All these years later I'm still mad about seeing it in the theater.
@irkmcspamtroll2556
@irkmcspamtroll2556 7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Steven Segowwww.
@MutaScale
@MutaScale 6 жыл бұрын
Will say this, John C. Mcginley is maybe the only good thing in the film.
@fds7476
@fds7476 8 жыл бұрын
24:50 - Is it any wonder that prick ran off to the Kremlin?
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