Bad Santa Drunk At Work

[@capitolmurder1754]

I lost it when he called the donkey a spick

[@nathanwall6943]

Underrated line tbh

[@rommelthedesertfox3089]

I’m Mexican and that shit was funny as hell hahahaha

[@brick532]

@@rommelthedesertfox3089 what is a spick?

[@rommelthedesertfox3089]

@@brick532 a racial slur for a Mexican

[@brick532]

@@rommelthedesertfox3089 oh. but what makes it a racial slur?

[@ladyg3645]

This scene is classic and now that I know he was really drunk, it's even more classic.

[@mattfortheguinn4037]

The fact he was really that loaded during this scene makes it just so much better

[@TexDex_]

No way

[@shelbycrook779]

Shelby 🏡🩸

[@CARB0IV]

@@TexDex_there’s a clip of him talking about doing the scene floating around

[@smw4628]

@@CARB0IV He talked about it on the Dan Patrick Show.

[@vaelon2006]

@@TexDex_ kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJvPhKVoq9idm6M

[@CurtisPNW]

Billy Bob said in an interview with Dan Patrick that he was actually THIS drunk filming this scene.

[@SuperSirius11]

@Blood Beryl Ummmmmm. What?

[@gizmosgraffiti5100]

@Loki Dog agreed.

[@Dem0nized]

He woke up and realized he was in a movie lol I kinda figured he was drunk for real in part of the movie, he deserves an Oscar

[@cljoe35]

Good to know 😂😂😂😂

[@tavaresraven238]

It looks like he was really waisted

[@scalumni09]

If you gonna get drunk at work, by all means, do it like this! 😂😂😂😂

[@tavaresraven238]

Fa sho 👍. Either they gone fire you or put you in Ai 😄

[@impulseimp1035]

Lmao 😂

[@magusarcanum6149]

Beauty is: these days, somebody is guaranteed to put it on KZbin. Love and Peace.

[@owencampbell8799]

It was his blood sugar.

[@magusarcanum6149]

@@owencampbell8799 Brilliant. Love and Peace.

[@Samurai78420]

This scene should win an Academy Award every year.😂😂😂

[@sovetski8893]

Been drunk at work before but goddam this is gold

[@forthedoggiesguitars2277]

Time goes backwards when you are hungover at work.

[@justthisguy1948]

For the Doggies Guitars I find that time goes faster but I always have to piss

[@rc59191]

Same dude home health turned me into an alcoholic for a few years lol.

[@terrywilson3066]

When you're feeling kind of down about your drinking problem just watch this clip and it'll make you feel better about yourself

[@thesmilingvagrants]

Hope you get sober someday.

[@aaroncentral91]

Lmao i remeber doing that last summer hung asf crying in bed

[@dwm8199]

One of, if not the finest, comedy this century.

[@davidsamuels6734]

Fucking YES!

[@hashslingingslasher2613]

I love how the donkey was just judging him lol

[@bp51082]

I don't know about everyone else, but we've all been there

[@jordanflores5687]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@frauleinhohenzollern]

He called the donkey a spic! Wtf 😂

[@drewstl7757]

😂😂

[@pedanpontif]

This must be the unrated version.

[@Malbado12]

Dude that was so unexpected and funny. The comment about Leonardo divinci killed me. This movie rocks!

[@frauleinhohenzollern]

The look on the donkey's face is perfect. He's just looking down at Billy in such disappointment.

[@andrewharvey4112]

​@@pedanpontif its the directors cut. You'll find that that version is somehow even more mean spirited

[@jcarlovitch]

I swear 50% of Billy Bob Thorton's roles come from a director telling the casting director "I need a guy who is a real piece of shit."

[@Legba85]

Or, he can channel his inner piece of shit into the stratosphere.

[@Luka23567]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidsamuels6734]

This is like.. THE FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER! I used to load the DVD and listen to this movie every night as I was going to sleep.

[@kensingtonpride]

Carrying a broken bottle that he's been using as a weapon. Such subtle, brilliant writing.

[@chrishenry1342]

I pissed my pants.... That’s hilarious....😂

[@davidsadventures4868]

As he climbs into the chair 😂 Also, billy didn't need a forklift to get into the chair all by himself if he was drunk then why would he need a forklift to get to the car

[@amatueranatoly6408]

I always found it hilarious that out of everything he said "Leonardo DaVinci" was the triggering moment.

[@secretmulletman7984]

He called the donkey a spic haha

[@sharooooon6212]

1:48 - 2:47 that’s gotta be one of the funniest exchanges I’ve heard in a movie😂

[@MossB87]

I literally cried laughing at that shit absolute fuckin gold

[@SagaciousFrank]

'Special treatment because you're handicapped, you're all the same'. 🤣

[@michaelfranco9120]

love this scene

[@ritterengine1289]

“Sweet Jews for Jesus” 😂

[@James-un9sg]

I’ll watch this on the 1st January then I’ll be excited for Christmas again

[@EliteSmorechannel]

When hes jolted awake coming up the escalator he wasnt acting

[@ryans413]

Love the way he comes up the escalator lol

[@spooky4890]

With the Christmas music lmao 🤣

[@TheTrueJayMacc]

2:37. Bernie Macs face after he gets roasted is priceless.

[@KHoltzie]

“I pissed my pants-oh shut up!” 🤣

[@lanealovesmj_]

that had me cryingggg😭

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

If I was a department store Santa I would probably be drunk or high all the time also. It seems exhausting being all happy and cheery around those children all day

[@AllenAriasMartinez]

What does it say about me that this is my hands down favorite Christmas movie? I watch it every year. Sometimes in July.

[@bjarczyk]

Imagine getting paid millions of dollars to show up to work absolutely hammered… and with kids lol.

[@Luka23567]

“And I want to be somebody important… like an Actor!” The Matrix

[@FrehleyFan3988]

I like the way he comes up the escalator lol

[@reyk3524]

"I pissed myself" 😂

[@pittcrunch8787]

Draw sketch of how I get him to the car LMAO

[@noneofyourbusiness1114]

“Sweet Jews for Jesus….” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anthonycarr5514]

The funniest scene of the whole funny movie!!

[@JayChambers83]

“I’ve pissed myself” 🤣

[@Christknight1991]

My favorite Christmas movie hahaha

[@BrandonRiott]

sweet jews for jesus..

[@Northsideboxing]

This is exactly how the end of 2020 feels.

[@ДокторКал]

fucking 2021...

[@Heeem13]

@@ДокторКал don’t forget 2022

[@iwantanewhead2976]

Everyday*

[@Slashgibber]

What kills me every time is that people still stay in line. I'd have been out of there like last year.

[@antonoakenshield7362]

I laugh my ass off everytime when Marcus is attacking him with the slapping.

[@tavaresraven238]

I dont think another actor would have nailed that scene like that..well maybe 1

[@Kromsmitesyou]

1:06 lmao

[@mark89coupe]

Hilarious

[@alanw2687]

Me when I show up to work Monday morning

[@pedanpontif]

Me too!

[@jrunberg]

Did he say "fuckin' spic" to the donkey?

[@swaggalyvoncocksman]

He most certainly did

[@jrunberg]

@@swaggalyvoncocksman 🌮🌯

[@brianthomason5022]

To watch the interview where he's talking about being actually drunk in the scene 🤣 legend man

[@AdamZimmerman-c6i]

Him calling the fake donkey a racial slur 😂

[@cashstore1]

That midget is really great actor. Funny as shit, then there is Billy Bob. What a combo!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

[@davidsadventures4868]

Tony Cox is his name

[@cashstore1]

@@davidsadventures4868 thanks for sharing

[@davidsadventures4868]

@@cashstore1 Your welcome I just also wanted to say that I can't believe ALMOST the entire same cast came back for the second movie 13 years later. It was really no option for Billy but I'm glad Tony came back and Brett Kelly (Therman) especially because in the second movie he is much older in the movie and in real life as well as everyone else.

[@TheBeresford7]

Fact: Bob Thornton was actually wasted when filming the escalator scene

[@nittygritty7503]

Hungover but made it to work

[@Theater-qv5zp]

What version is this from? The racial slur isn't in the Uncensored version, and it makes it so much funnier.

[@habs4life41]

I just noticed that after watching it on netflix !! Unrated my ass Lmao

[@PHANTASMSEXSHOP]

It’s from the darker Director’s Cut

[@MaximumCarne]

I thought I just missed it when seeing it before. It was a little surprising hearing it now, but totally in his character to say something stupid like that.

[@swaggalyvoncocksman]

@@MaximumCarne yea this is the best version I think

[@MaximumCarne]

@@swaggalyvoncocksman yep, he’s supposed to be a stupid, sometimes very racist, vulgar a-hole so he should say stuff like this and not be censored.

[@WrestlingStarTrekGuy]

1:06 I don't ever remember him saying in that in this scene until now

[@codyminecrack248]

“I’m gunna drink myself to death”!!!!

[@markperez1462]

My favorite scene of the movie

[@bdlblob]

He called the donkey a sp1k lmaoooo

[@manny-yw3ib]

Me walking into my night shift job at a fast food restaraunt.

[@ancestrosdelsol9494]

damn thats some dark shit bro

[@Malbado12]

Yeah bro and you’re 23. Finish school and find god. Seriously your family isn’t always going to provide for you. Or don’t. And worst case scenario, you live long enough to truly resent and regret it all, being a balding resentful bum.

[@thehealthylife5715]

1.04 lol the horse was judging him so he beat the shit out of it hahaha

[@majinzombiegenocider]

1:36 “Eh, I pissed myself”

[@kevinkosar283]

My favorite Christmas Movie

[@Coincollector81]

This Santa Claus is every parents worse nightmare and a reason kids would need to seek therapy or say their childhood is ruined. No parents would let the kids sit on the lap of this lush. The conversation with store dick and the elf really added to this scene. No other Christmas movie is like this. A movie about Santa Claus that is made for adults. I know kids watched it before but not a good idea.

[@Coincollector81]

@@bigassdummy46 I do like the movie alot but I know at the same time that it's definitely not the family friendly holiday movies that are the norm.

[@jesuscage]

@@Coincollector81 what's up John?

[@foodstampz]

Duh

[@jamesburns-cn9sd]

Anyone with alcohol issues knows why that happens😂

[@Jerryjones199]

He was blackout drunk

[@bambam3696]

Lmao he still stirs in the chair

[@massmuertos7472]

The midget pacing in the beginning video IS JUST HILARIOUS THIS WHOLE FUCKING SCENE IS SO RELATABLE AMD FUNNY AS SHIT

[@noorrougelewis6704]

He was actually drunk.

[@gloriasalinas8050]

Why did he call the donkey a spick 😁🤣

[@rtvc2012]

Love how he just drops Willie like a lead balloon at 2:24

[@nikcastle6943]

I lost it when he comes up the escalator 🤣🤣

[@MatthewLohr-f8b]

That Movie is hilarious that's one of the Best scenes in the movie I have it it never gets old

[@joeyketcham6735]

Best part is, he was legitimately passed out drunk. The production assistant was unable to wake him, so with the camera rolling they turned on the escalator dumping him like that 😅 he talked about it in an interview. Said when he was dumped on the escalator and woke up he remembered he was shooting a movie and went with it. Originally he was never supposed to have been laying down, but they liked it so much and fit with his character they kept it as is. Lol

[@CurtisPNW]

Dan Patrick brought me here

[@POPSTAR-23]

Late for work again

[@G1Grimlock94]

0:52 And he just fell 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shawnathanm1152]

We need more guys like this. Keep it real I say!!!!

[@messier51b]

Oh God, this is from heaven.

[@zlac]

Draw me a sketch how to do it ... Leonardo da Vinci.

[@frauleinhohenzollern]

*Drops drunk Santa*

[@MrPaull0324]

In case you didn't know, Billy Bob Thronton actually WAS wasted while filming this scene. And that just made it funnier 😆

[@WorthiestDavid]

I’ve often wondered how they described this scene to all those kids. Surely they’ve all seen this movie by now and understand how truly hilarious this scene (and movie) is. 😂😂

[@stevetrowbridge7425]

To be fair, if I had this job, I would probably want to have a little something to drink as well.

[@carlt9265]

Fork lift handy 🤣🤣

[@justinpierce1189]

That "oh no...." As he's walking up lmao

[@forthedoggiesguitars2277]

That's a long day, been there many times.

[@이이-n4z8y]

That elf is cultural appropriation

[@YaleBulldogs94]

Thigh high gets me every time

[@taylorparisien9848]

Lol there was a pod cast on the Dan Patrick show billy said he was actually drunk on this scene

[@Luka23567]

Absolute masterpiece! 😂😂

[@Trent_Brooks1990]

Would have been better just taking the day off omg 😂

[@Fredstandford]

Play at 0.5x speed kind of funny

[@geoffreycarson2311]

GREATEST DRUNK SINCE the GREAT CHARLES CHAPLIN !!! a MASTERCLASS in DEGRIGATION 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂g

[@ChilesRussellTaylor]

R.I.P. Bernie Mac!

[@matthewstiles852]

I piss myself! lol! 😂👍

[@DankyTheClown]

Toke it UP!!!

[@alphawolf798]

Inspiration for Trevor's character for gta 5

[@jesuscage]

"I am not gay" Oh wait wrong scene

The way the camera cuts to the donkey

[@romanenciso8314]

The Worst Santa Clause Ever

[@boredflower]

I think most alcoholic know you can’t show up to work THAT drunk he practically blacked out 😂 you gotta make up and excuse any excuse is better than showing up to work like that.

[@watitdewcuh817]

The dwarf is funny 😂

[@tstewart2020]

Anyone here from Dan Patrick show?

[@jeremyrubio5024]

Here! 😄

[@tylermosk1487]

tstewart2020 100 percent I went right to it 😂

[@tauntonlake]

What's with all the kids carrying around panda bears ? In this scene, and also in another one, where he's on his "fuckin' lunch break!!" :D - that kid has a panda too...

[@Angellightrose]

This would be so me if I was a drunkard XD

[@tomobourn7780]

Tony went off 😂