Bae Saw The PP Olympic Pole Vaulter and It BROKE Her

[@chadnarukami1942]

To be fair, if it was winter Olympics, he might have done it

[@Sh4dowgale]

Lol

[@Rainec777]

“It shrinks?” “Like a frightened turtle.”

[@ducklauncher]

LMFAOOOOO

[@Calvin704704]

@@Rainec777 reptiles will hibernate, so no it's not frightened, just sleepy

[@barbbubba2252]

Lmao

[@Michael-ct2ih]

Reporter: :The replay showed that something knocked the bar off. Was it the PP?" French pole vaulter: "Oui Oui."

[@antokarman2064]

"Oui oui, pp!"

[@Zuiccon]

The return of Oui Oui PP

[@A1-2-C4]

Typical french L

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

@@A1-2-C4 nah that counts as a W as advertising to women everywhere that your pp is so big you will knock the pole off by accident lol

[@raynightshade8317]

There really is such a thing as to big

[@SullenGulf]

Better than the other vaulter who got hit in the balls with the pole.

[@theminer3746]

WHAT?!?

[@FizzieWebb]

rip that guys ability to have kids

[@Thisisalamp]

No more father's day for him

[@foi3182]

source??

[@antokarman2064]

Don't let the girls see that, otherwise they'll never touch a pole in their live!

[@alvintollah]

There are three types of people who watches the Olympics: 1. For the sports 2. For the memes 3. Doesn't.

[@spongebobfan78]

There used to be another one, but IOC threw them all away that for NFTs and cheap mobile games...

[@PLAYER42_ready]

You forgot another, only plays the tie in games (Mario and sonic at the Vancouver winter Olympic Games 2010 on Nintendo DS my beloved)

[@malcovich_games]

I don't even watch the O's for the memes, the internet can provide that for me...

[@alexemp6201]

I don't watch them and then enjoy the memes after

[@Weaver_Games]

I only watch Women's Beach Volleyball

[@vvey4523]

My man won so hard at life he had to lose the olympics because of it

[@dave14647]

Hey you can't win them all

[@heyhey_not_bad]

Ya win sum, ya lose sum

[@scrawnyclownsnatch9656]

perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[@Bloodstar-o7]

The law of equivalent exchange.

[@ampn7634]

He is indeed hard

[@lqfr8813]

imagine failing because beeg PP

[@virtuesoath9130]

Couldn't be me hahahaha....haha....ha 😢

[@TheUltimateShade667]

Imagining is all we can do.

[@The_loathsome_Dung_Eater1]

He lost because of his humongous chungus. Imagine losing the jump by slammimg the pole with your 10" schlong 😭😭😭

[@allen2968]

My asian PP could never do that 😢

[@kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723]

Suffering from success.

[@epaphrodytus]

that "blergh" invalidated the attempt, do it again Bae

[@nikujaga_oishii]

AND without echo and BGM

[@jansettler4828]

Nah the little bit of tsun made it better.

[@Bloodstar-o7]

We'll get it in editing. Clip it and ship it! 😂

[@Zyntherion2202]

We’ll fix it in post, don’t worry abouttit

[@wolfeloma]

with more seductive spiciness~

[@xander0901]

Just remember that his attempt was broadcast WORLDWIDE, with slow-mo enhanced replays. Everyone knows about his package now.

[@qwertydavid8070]

we got slow mo dick bouncing at the olympics before gta 6 and half life 3 😭

You mean his cup

[@bluecat6902]

he lost the match but he won the internet.

[@snhmln]

jesus christ that dude is PACKING

[@alexaalexa2308]

What is Jesus packing ?

[@havenjames6186]

​​@@alexaalexa2308packing deez balls Edit: of holy "water"

[@TheMan21892]

@@alexaalexa2308 M16’s akimbo

[@snhmln]

@@alexaalexa2308 MEAT to go with the wine

[@PrinceRegXD]

He was limited by his flesh.

[@OniGanon]

Imagine training for a large chunk of your life for this moment only to be betrayed by your best and closest friend...

[@broadbandislife]

_"Et tu, Brute?"_

[@yvelnavi6272]

this is the first time I saw the vid but damn didnt think it would bounce

[@marinabungcaras5956]

Brroo samee

[@JetixML]

The jiggle physics is incredible

[@melissasim4877]

cus pp have no bones

[@iamthinking2252_]

I think his knees touched it first though His thing did… swing though

[@wolfeloma]

fck and to think camera's can make that happen, not even the naked eyes could see unless you stand right below him or have eyes of an eagle 😂

[@jelly8621]

bae's smug face when she is reading chat got me lol

[@IshimurA99]

Bae once again witnessed something very...yabai 💀

[@orlagh277]

she witnessed a real oui oui pp

[@Xemphas]

I mean she played with a bunch of PPs in that one stream last year

[@priestesslucy]

He's just _pole_ vaulting 🤷‍♀️

[@laplace7943]

Update: The said Pole Vaulter got a 250k USD offer from a Porn Company after going viral.

[@crawlingboy]

Wait a sec is this real, is this actually something thay happened?!

[@legoslash4799]

​@crawlingboy yes, he was actually offered 😂

[@comradeofthebalance3147]

@@legoslash4799Source or it never happened

[@DonutZX386]

​@@legoslash4799 I refuse to believe that actually happened LMFAO

[@xue.0w0]

ain't no way- ✋😭

[@UC3wgyGGDLR8A_yB3MmK9oQQ]

That URL is crazy

[@yeetusdelete0]

ayo

[@ATBZ]

"ayo-P1ekHOk" so mobile users don't need to press the share button to see the url.

[@daavocadoguy5733]

ayo

[@intenseavarice34]

ayo

[@yanderenejoyer]

Ayo kHOk

[@devilsadvocate22289]

I see this and I can’t help but think of that one Metal Gear meme: “Coach, I’m trying to win the gold medal for our team but I’m super well endowed and my gigantic PP keeps hitting the pole when I pole vault.”

[@squalleonkeneddyheart4191]

Man Bae being a Sheltered child is such fun to watch whenever seeing ecchi stuff lol

[@Luffy_Al]

This year's Olympics is literally a meme generator LOL

[@NeuronActivation]

Bae: "Welcome home dear, would you like a bath, dinner, or, me?" RAT WIFE RAT WIFE 😭😭😭

[@Beerbottles123]

IRyS noises intensifies

[@MeloettodioS]

...anyone remembers Murasaki?

[@KirosanaPerkele]

You in bath, then wetto pizza for dinner

[@Yamato-tp2kf]

I almost choked myself with my lunch... That was a critical hit❤❤❤

[@Halo2nothing11111]

M A T I N G P R E S S

[@lollypopalopicus]

The pole-vaulter was defeated by his second pole.

[@Slugbunny]

The *violence* of overwhelming cringe leaving the body, my goodness. 😂

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

I've never laughed so much watching anything from the olympics, and Bae's reaction makes it so much better

[@-Raylight]

Can't believe this traumatized Bae, even after she played that jousting game xD That *"Blergh"* TSKR 🙏🙏

[@sekaaa685]

14 seconds ago is diabolical

[@Aoskar95]

Not even the first time a pole vaulter lost because of PP

[@kidn00b1]

If you're involved in track and field for a few years, chances are you've been at a competition where that has happened. Lmao

[@virtualinsanity7791]

"Ask my girl, I can slang dat thang 😉😮‍💨😈" that Olympian, maybe?

[@genghiskhan6809]

Bae.exe has stopped working [0:36]

[@shima2906]

The judge: "rewind and play it in slow motion" I wonder what the judge reaction tho.

[@ZGryphon]

"Sacré merde, ce garçon a des bagages."

[@AddyEspresso]

You know this guy trained his whole life for this just to be known as the pp guy for eternity

[@FalconSpirit]

When Bae said Watashi, I half expected a cut to Osekkai in front of his monitor having a heart attack.

[@nicolasqueen1219]

I think her reaction to the "pole" vaulter was even more hilarious when her avatar stopped on that one expression while she went off to scream. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Furuchooo]

that "blergh" was as powerfull as the "pfff" from the "Hot gamer girl" incident XD

[@danp0016]

Bae gonna play Gential Jousting again after this.

[@fademusic1980]

he may have lost the pole vault, but he will vault his pole in the olympic village

[@kidn00b1]

Tbh they're all already doing that.

[@francesco8000]

Next time someone will mention male physical superiority i will show him\her that clip.

[@Faraway-R]

I dare say a female would have a difficult time going up that high and wouldn't clear that bar anyway. Prove me wrong by quoting the height of this particular bar and any female record for clearing a higher bar.

[@comradeofthebalance3147]

⁠@@Faraway-R I don’t know what you have to gain by making this comment as you sound very… questionable. Both of you in fact. I know the OP is somewhat questionable but you…

[@luisiana1121]

@@comradeofthebalance3147 I mean how is it questionable? Aren't males and females seperated due to different physiques by nature.

[@francesco8000]

@@comradeofthebalance3147 i feel my joke was pretty obvious but what the hell do i know?

[@comradeofthebalance3147]

@@francesco8000 Unfortunately, it is not as you can see with our comments. Apologies for that

[@smollmighto]

The oui oui pp prophecy was real

[@Killoer]

Like that one skating pp game incident. Ouchie

[@kuhinahiruko]

Bro hid a baguette in his pants.

[@Alexandragon1]

Thx for the clip!

[@deanthomas2305]

this year olympics sure is wild huh

[@KingAC96]

The shooter meme, this and... Yeah we definitely not talking about all those controversial things

[@deanthomas2305]

@@KingAC96 uhh yeah let's not

[@Purpletrident]

​@@KingAC96 I don't think it's controversial to call a woman a woman. Unless you're a weirdo transvestigator

[@Pencyduk_Legend]

​@@KingAC96 what controversy?

[@malcovich_games]

​@@Pencyduk_Legendthe IOC doesn't want us to know either...

[@YuriEnthusiast]

VRUTAL BEASESGSGGSS AHHHHH

[@Yamato-tp2kf]

The sexy voice almost choked me because I was eating my lunch...😂😂😂

[@locle7955]

This is what I need in my life. Thank You.

[@qo1ze795]

Are you winning son? Chat:

[@Vyrea13th]

Like usual Bae Bruh TSKRとてもかわいい

[@TonyBomboozled]

I think that was the first time someone reciting that line actually set my heart aflutter.

[@Pudding404]

You can even see it flopping around in slow motion, lmao. Rat wife, rat life. Simple as. 😭

[@healme69420]

That gonna go into her dream lol

[@darrylferguson3622]

I'll take that gift even with the "blergh!"

[@thekrakenexperiment280]

Glad we got the official PP jouster’s reaction to the PP vaulter

[@Ong.s_Jukebox]

Congratulations on your winning, Brrrat!

[@qwilliams1539]

And that wasn't even the worst case of pole on pole violence.

[@davidkaminski615]

I feel sorry for the guy. He trained for years, competed to qualify over dozens of others...and then on world wide tv come up short because he's too big. Crushing.

[@chainsaw7638]

Oui oui PP!

[@rukh397]

certified oui oui pp moment

[@NK-6.2]

I did expect her to react the way she did, I did NOT expected however a random UwU magic AND the last supa IN THE SAME CLIP. Just got 3 whole clips for the price of one, amazing job. *Tips fedora*

[@vkmanunubos2577]

Mayuzumi invoking the chant again 😂😂😂

[@herbderbler1585]

If you're gonna flub an Olympic event, that is definitely the best excuse to have.

[@Razzying]

Dude won the genetics lottery! Holy hell is he fucking packing.

[@fadils877]

Now i need those "bleergh" sound for my notification

[@憂苦と悲惨]

Her facial expression for the majority of the time in this clip is adorable 😂❤

[@NauyaIsOnline]

Oui Oui PP has come full circle.

[@NyanCoder]

Bae: for the bingo My brain: bogos binted 👽

[@yuikheean]

Mayuzumi is DENIED once again!

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

the vaulter lost the medal, but won a lot more with that proud object in his pants.

[@ResidentWeevil88]

Yeah that's a normal human reaction to seeing that pole vaulter. Jesus.

[@velfare]

Bro lose the battle but win the war

[@Hollyclown]

“HANK! Don’t look up the pole vaulter! HAAANK!”

[@wolfeloma]

the first thing she does is gasp and I fckn lost it 🤣🙆‍♂🙇‍♂🏃‍♂💃🤸‍♂🚑👨‍🦯🚑👨‍🦼⚰🪦

[@RickiTikkiTavi]

I like how it looked like the guy just fell in ecstasy after hitting the pole.

[@yousaidthusly461]

It’s as if you can hear the audible “BYOING-OYNG-YOING” as he is falling down…

[@nelsontan8178]

this girl was shouting out of excitement

[@theark2.075]

Dang if it jiggles

[@MinhHoangNguyen-wd1uy]

Why focus 😂

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Gental Jousting As A Sport!

[@gamerbear84]

Betrayed by his own magnum dong... lol

[@BlazeLibra]

god thats so unfortunate lmao

[@gingeral253]

Better than that guy that got stabbed in the same place by the pole

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

"This pole vault is sponsored by ADAM AND EVE-"

[@octopusoup]

Truly a "Oui Oui" moment.

[@orimu836]

See? Bigger is not always better...

[@saltedonion]

Bro suffering from success 😔

[@Raul_27]

Bae surely enjoyed this one.

[@paggles4495]

He extended the wrong power pole, and it cost him.

[@iamthinking2252_]

It was his knees that knocked the pole off, I swear! 😳

[@Lahdee]

The second time I know of that someone lost because of the PP, rest in PP

[@MrCh0o]

For the bingo, chat turned into dingos

[@ProtoArrow]

He might’ve been thinking about his favourite oshi

[@alamrasyidi4097]

she looked it up with no hesitation too

[@MichaelLightStar]

I can feel the hurt from here

[@AlphonseArphines]

Now I think about, remember the pp game... The best trauma of bae

[@TCGRichard]

The legend Mayuzumi is BACK

[@miraclefool9244]

He's too gifted

[@Kesvalk]

suffering from success.

[@justabooberv4298]

The poor man looks like he just died inside the moment it happened

[@aeyuak]

bros got the bounce physics

[@danbrit9848]

the guy got shafted

[@Tantive]

Elite genetics right there

[@Pekomamasimp]

Bae’s chat is super zesty for this

[@SylvesterAshcroft88]

He's too well endowed, that's the worst kind of problem! xD