I may be wrong, but I don't think Brandon can have coffee🤔
@zomb_866117 ай бұрын
might be a coincidence but we have the same idea🤔
@tiger22angel7 ай бұрын
I dont get that feeling at all not sure why you both think that lol
@emmadowns2707 ай бұрын
what makes you say that?🤨
@kari.kay727 ай бұрын
@@emmadowns270 idk, just a vibe I got, I guess🤷♀️
@emmadowns2707 ай бұрын
@@kari.kay72 i think you’re right, but i can’t figure out why he can’t have coffee…..🧐🤨
@RynnPlayz7 ай бұрын
No one should ever leave Brandon alone 😂
@holahellomarhabahi20407 ай бұрын
His wife already has 2 children to watch. He's clearly the handful that sneaks away and plays with the kitchen items.
@emmagray65107 ай бұрын
Lol
@tyffanii17 ай бұрын
Or be with him with high expectations…
@Pretty.Girl.Tilly.7 ай бұрын
U r defo a millennial
@Xeno_Rogers7 ай бұрын
Lol@@holahellomarhabahi2040
@Tll20247 ай бұрын
New cards against humanity idea: I cant have coffee, it gives me the _____________
@megandiebel52197 ай бұрын
Cards against humanity: Brandon Farris edition 😂
@kodyholdershaw7 ай бұрын
@@megandiebel5219 I would buy it
@Zerowife7 ай бұрын
@@megandiebel5219I would honestly buy that 🤣🤣
@rattling.casket7 ай бұрын
"The SpongeBob and the SquidSquirts"
@horrortour6 ай бұрын
@@megandiebel5219 OKAY BUT NOW WE NEED TO CONTACT CAH REPS FOR THIS
@estgreen7 ай бұрын
brandon can’t have coffee because it gives him: 2:24 the jitters 2:48 the harlem shakes 3:06 the joe biden speeches 3:40 the “hm? what’d you say? i forgot your name”s 4:15 the whoopsie poopsies 4:36 the invisible itchys 5:19 the “give me ten minutes i’ll be out in a minute i’m going through something in here”s 5:42 the doesn’t care about yous much 6:45 “hey i should rent a donkey for a day” thoughts 7:00 panic purchases on amazon 8:12 hour long butt clenches 8:42 the dribbles out the back 8:50 the may cause diarrhea and vomiting 9:25 early onset de-“did i mention i can’t have coffee”s 9:53 the spongebob and the squidsquirts 12:00 “oops i did it again, did what? i don’t remember. is that a dragon?” 15 minute naps 12:35 the gonna be 10 minutes late to the zoom meeting poops
@Silentgamer09306 ай бұрын
😂
@goldiloks085 ай бұрын
🐐
@Clememtine3 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service this is incredible
@astro-w3e2 ай бұрын
underated
@lenmarinaccio32622 ай бұрын
This is the best thing I've read in the past 11 days
@Katie690007 ай бұрын
"i cant have coffee, it gives me the Joe Biden speeches." real
@rhondawebb83337 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@raYne15277 ай бұрын
I waited through every time he said "I can't Have coffee" waiting to hear this, and i never did.
@oooooo00000o7 ай бұрын
@@raYne1527 3:06
@raYne15277 ай бұрын
How did i miss an entire section of the video.. anyway thank you, @oooooo00000o
@raYne15277 ай бұрын
Ah it didn't @ you, meh
@PumpyBoBo7 ай бұрын
he can't have coffee
@Astris_loves_you7 ай бұрын
It gives him the woooys poopies
@frejaviolahrningdyhr1007 ай бұрын
r u sure?
@kathymarshall2207 ай бұрын
It gives him the “I’m gonna be 10 minutes late to the zoom meeting” poops 😂
@leothehuman39827 ай бұрын
it gives him the invisible itchies
@leothehuman39827 ай бұрын
and the "hey i should rent a donkey for a day" thoughts
@janetkaine74097 ай бұрын
"You are in luck. Cuz you found me and I am hilarious." Straight facts Brandon!!! I couldn't agree more. 💜💜💜
@ams.89587 ай бұрын
I am sat here howling in tears 🤣🤣 I needed this.. the "I can't have coffee" lines have killed me off 🤣🤣🤣
@emmadowns2707 ай бұрын
YESSSS everyone has me rolling!
@carissagonzalez99397 ай бұрын
Sameee!! I about died 🤣🤣
@Bigboy696386 ай бұрын
I'm gonna finish you off😏😏😏🤫
@MaryTiede-fk9wt5 ай бұрын
Yes I js sat here lmao 😂😂
@cooktheant7 ай бұрын
"It smells like it's getting stiffer." Boy, if I had a dollar...
@Little_fish_guy7 ай бұрын
"I cant have coffee" this video feels like his blood stream is pure caffeine 💀
@chaoschaoschaoss7 ай бұрын
challenge: take a shot every time he says "I cant have coffee". Actually take a shot of coffee. Actually brandon should do this challenge.
@Little_fish_guy6 ай бұрын
@@chaoschaoschaoss taking a regular shot is jut alcohol poisoning 😂😂
@relaxedfantasyreview7 ай бұрын
Best "Not Google Translate" Google Translate I've seen in a long time! Nice one Brandon!
@LiciaYoung7 ай бұрын
“U are in luck, bc u found me.” We feel that way, rub it in.
@LiciaYoung7 ай бұрын
@Massage-me-Im_Brandonfarris bro… forget telegram. 😂 also, massage? Or message? Because dayum… 🤣😂
@meeskuiper63437 ай бұрын
Wow im early this time
@clarey24357 ай бұрын
same
@CryingSpongeBob7 ай бұрын
Same
@Xeno_Rogers7 ай бұрын
Same
@Ramee-mt1jm7 ай бұрын
Same
@Itsmelol.chillbae7 ай бұрын
Literally
@heidicroucher7 ай бұрын
My favorite finish to "I can't drink coffee, it gives me the.._______," is "Biden speeches." 😂😂 It's not often Brandon mentions anything political (he stays perched firmly in the bleachers while everyone rants about their unsolicited annoying opinions) but when he does... its HILARIOUS! 💯
@holahellomarhabahi20407 ай бұрын
Biden supporter here (go away haters, you're entitled to your opinions) and I honestly lost it at that. So funny.
@No_Name_Love97 ай бұрын
@@holahellomarhabahi2040 me to my guy. 💪
@catstation27 ай бұрын
it's 3AM here in australia rn and I've gotta get up for work at 5, I was just about to climb into bed, but then I saw you posted so I guess I'm gonna spend the next couple hours binging your other stuff for the millionth time after I finish this vid lmao love you, legend
@Watermelonkat17 ай бұрын
Dang man, good luck getting up in the morning
@catstation27 ай бұрын
@@Watermelonkat1cheers mate, I'm gonna need it haha
@ryanrenolds7 ай бұрын
You still awake lol?
@catstation27 ай бұрын
@@ryanrenoldsYes I ammmm, got an hour til my alarm goes off, and I'm watchin' the extended version of the unbreakable things video lmao
@ryanrenolds7 ай бұрын
@@catstation2 SAME lmaoo
@-kyojuroRengoku_7 ай бұрын
If cam was here he would probably be gagging.
@rosey_helloo._.7 ай бұрын
Real
@ashlane927 ай бұрын
Lol so true
@Stw-857 ай бұрын
Agreed
@thegoldenfinch96996 ай бұрын
Fr fr
@ImChosoKamo3 ай бұрын
Frrr
@kasualkatt7 ай бұрын
wasn't expecting this style of editing to come back, but i'm actually happy about it!
@aubreysmith78127 ай бұрын
Same!
@NoirOf_937 ай бұрын
the passion behind 13:55 had me laughing so hard, didnt expect that 😂
@LaminatedPigeon7 ай бұрын
I refuse to believe this man is human
@Un0fficially7 ай бұрын
Only Brandon can wrongly bake a cake and still make everyone laugh 😂
@Therealmemeschool-.7 ай бұрын
“I can’t have coffee it gives me the joe Biden speeches”😂😂😂😂
@Kennyinaracecar_7 ай бұрын
I have a theory…. I think that Brandon can’t have coffee
@mango_28044 ай бұрын
That's a good theory
@nvmkov2 ай бұрын
he cant have coffee
@RoseHall-f6f7 ай бұрын
I am going to count how many times he saids "I can't have coffee" he said it 19 times 😂😂
@potatochlld667 ай бұрын
i made a tiramisu the other day and i can confirm this is how it is made. definetly.
@potatochlld667 ай бұрын
also, why are there random blinking lights in the backround?
@ThatOneBananas7 ай бұрын
Brandon is so funny! He never fails to make me laugh! 😂😂😂
@CorvusuvroC7 ай бұрын
His mental state is worrying.
@monkeymandii7 ай бұрын
Brandon himself is worrying
@Sleepdeprivedsimp13 ай бұрын
Everyone here's mental state is worrying
@KayleeWoody7 ай бұрын
Under min gang 👇🏻
@Watermelonkat17 ай бұрын
WASSUP
@pofoa127 ай бұрын
yooo
@Yea2307 ай бұрын
Me 22 seconds
@MrsAshlee7 ай бұрын
Paused at 0:06 to pray… Praying this is as good as your “Google Translate” Videos. 🤣
@sierrawilliamson1085Ай бұрын
Yes
@Mason-fq1ee7 ай бұрын
He can’t have coffee
@horold23297 ай бұрын
When did he say that?
@Mason-fq1ee7 ай бұрын
@@horold2329 literally the entire video
@horold23297 ай бұрын
@@Mason-fq1ee proof?
@Innocent_demon1237 ай бұрын
@@horold2329 2:46
@Mason-fq1ee4 ай бұрын
@@Innocent_demon123 thank you!
@EvaSouthwick-ng7md4 ай бұрын
“i can’t have coffee… it gives me the Joe Biden speeches”- Brandon Farris
@Cosmic_Whimsy7 ай бұрын
Textbook decline into insanity 😅
@Matt_tenny927 ай бұрын
Coffee gives me the hour long but clinches too Brandon 😂
@UndercoverBandit_7 ай бұрын
I feel like Brandon is slowly losing his mind doing these videos 😭
@Flyingcat3017 ай бұрын
Yeah "slowly"
@UndercoverBandit_7 ай бұрын
@@Flyingcat301 Yeah, slowly.
@WeatherIQ20077 ай бұрын
My day is instantly better when Brandon uploads
@LoopBuddy7 ай бұрын
Hi, Brandon! I have been watching your videos for a while. You are my no. 1 favorite youtuber! You never fail to make me laugh. My whole family loves your videos! I know you probably won't see this, but still thought you'd like to know, even though you entertain thousands already. What separates me from all the others? Nothing really. I'm proud of you, Brandon! Keep it up! Also, how's the family?
@quinn_52727 ай бұрын
"OWW!!! I LIKE THAT" had me rolling 💀🤣
@Kiina3127 ай бұрын
When he said “third cup” I really wanted him to get 3 cups, throw the first two away & use the ‘third’ 🤣
@ikarusdemonslayersimp7 ай бұрын
Love you Brandon Thanks for working so much for us You the best
@LiciaYoung7 ай бұрын
I’m gonna need to watch this 3 more times to get it all 😂
@Unknown_paul6257 ай бұрын
When im sad I watch this guy 😂😂 he makes my day😂😂😂
@Barbienal7 ай бұрын
Coffee gives me, the hey I should rent a donkey lol!
@JackReaper117097 ай бұрын
Knife me daddy* famous quote by Brandon Farris
@GlitchFade7 ай бұрын
"I cant have coffee.... It gives me the- *Insert 100 different reasons"*
@tysonwade71917 ай бұрын
"The invisible itchies" 🤣🤣
@emmagray65107 ай бұрын
The best one with the straight face lmao I was crying lol😂
@JusticeLamb7 ай бұрын
"Knife me daddy" what a perfect line.
@GT0_7 ай бұрын
*sees new video* *smiles* *watches video* *dies laughing*
@Opydragonpuppets7 ай бұрын
"Why is it dented ..." Got me cracking uppp!!!😂😂😂😂
@CowboysFan-ko1qo7 ай бұрын
I lost it 😂
@y5seok7 ай бұрын
From which video was this u want to watch it?
@rainy_days.aesthetic7 ай бұрын
whenever he asks how my day was.. i start crying
@Doodlesoak7 ай бұрын
You okay? 😭
@rainy_days.aesthetic7 ай бұрын
@@Doodlesoak idk😭😭
@cwandtheblueenderman65687 ай бұрын
EVERYONE WAKE UP, NEW BRANDON FARRIS VIDEO!
@DianasYTChannel7 ай бұрын
Teary masseuse! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I needed this soooo so much, Brandon. Love it. I wish I could like it a zillion times. Thank you.
@Thenameissophia7 ай бұрын
I can’t have coffee, it gives me the I hate it here 😭
@NuclearGod1247 ай бұрын
2:39 "Knife me Daddy"
@trenthamil6502Ай бұрын
That was perfect. Just as I saw your comment he said it. Lol
@magnuz_dk33887 ай бұрын
w brandon
@Yaboiorden7 ай бұрын
going to love this when i watch it
@pinkbirock3437 ай бұрын
he has found a new way to incorrectly make food! Yay!!
@Pennypasta_11227 ай бұрын
Your videos light up my day. ❤️ I hope you keep making videos for a while ♥️
@trishaself31877 ай бұрын
that joke u made about biden was spot on. it was funny as hell
@BlamVr7 ай бұрын
2 min gang 👇
@amandabarker87907 ай бұрын
CAN I HAVE A PIECE!!!!
@2009_swiftie7 ай бұрын
We want you to make the panic Amazon purchases!!
@popcornmaniac47027 ай бұрын
Wow, perfect birthday present for me.
@jahomen32267 ай бұрын
BRANDON!!! just for f uture reference the camera constantly moving makes it less funny
@foxfiresis19137 ай бұрын
Why can’t Brandon have coffee? Answer: apparently All Of The Above 😂
@ashleyroys59387 ай бұрын
YALL I GOT A LEGEND FOR YOU Legend says that when Brandon posts it's ALWAYS going to be a hilarious disaster LEGEND 2: legend has it that Brandon makes amazing and hilarious videos BUT WE ALREADY KNEW THAT. Love you Brandon and I love the effort you put into these videos! Cant wait to watch morr
@Toast_Knight7 ай бұрын
“I believe I can make a cake no matter what direction I start from” bro 💀
@lemonpeoples7 ай бұрын
I love these kinds of videos
@Taylor_Renee4187 ай бұрын
Brandon’s shirt really explains him right now…
@MarvelGal1007 ай бұрын
You guys, I don't think Brandon can have coffee
@arktse7 ай бұрын
bruh not the callback 🤣🤣🤣
@that_guy_named_me7 ай бұрын
ngl I liked the old editing better just WAY WAY to much zoom
@Bozzyplays7 ай бұрын
I feel sea sick with all those camera movements
@_CelestialEthereal_7 ай бұрын
I know it’s going to be a good day when Imbrandonfarris posts a video
@SwampShorts077 ай бұрын
Your next video should be you showing Cameron “Worst magic tricks on amizon” I would love to see that video 😂😂
@Iplaygacha12347 ай бұрын
HII you make me laugh so much!! No matter my mood! Thank you for being here on youtube❤❤
@Bigdicneo7 ай бұрын
Brandon you never fail to spread me wide and fill me up😊
@king_cha0s7 ай бұрын
brandons hate of waiting NEVER fails to get me LMAO
@beautyrose4107 ай бұрын
My grandma just passed away Tuesday morning and her name was Betty. This was just the laugh I needed. Thanks, Brandon!! 💜
@Noobyrai7 ай бұрын
BRANDON you are almost at six million followers! You got this my man just 2k more I think(I’m kinda dumb so idk if it’s 2 or 20k but you get it)!
@rossanamartins96557 ай бұрын
Me drinking an expresso: - BRANDON!!!! You can't have coffeeee!!!! (Thinking to my self... Maybe I shouldn't have so much coffee)
@dexymay7 ай бұрын
Coffee also gives me Joe biden speeches 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@StupidityKing-OFFICIAL6 ай бұрын
I love that slowly (pretty quickly) over time his shirt just turns into a big mess
@Thegoalieman7 ай бұрын
👍
@Ur_Local_Aidlyn_fan2 ай бұрын
Correct me if im wrong, But i dont think Brandon can have coffee🤔🤨
@-dez-15392 ай бұрын
WAIT HE CANT HAVE COFFEE!?!?!?
@penelopefp7 ай бұрын
Classic google translate vibes with a twist.... LOVED every minute of it!! You are hilarious!!!
@Y0UR_S1LLY_1DK2 ай бұрын
Guys I really think Brandon’s favourite drink is coffee (obviously)
@OfficialDrxgon7 ай бұрын
That 13 minutes flew by 😂
@ashleygosse137 ай бұрын
The video of Brandon hitting Cameron😂 that was a good video! Throwback!!
@Abby.ovi134 ай бұрын
Why do I feel like Brandon is the type of guy that his fingers always smell like cheese puffs 😂
@datguynuma37306 ай бұрын
I'm sorry, I didn't hear what Brandon said. Did he say he doesn't drink coffee?
@1_anglebaby7 ай бұрын
When i read the title, the first thing i thought was damn he gonna cook a pan
@19Nichole917 ай бұрын
Title: Baking Brandon: Making Tiramisu...pulls out cake mix Me: INSTANTLY confused/concerned as their is neither baking nor cake involved in Tiramisu 🤣
@suzannahbrough7 ай бұрын
Number of times Brandon said "I can't have coffee!" = 17 + 1 "i can't have caffeine!"
@tamziniversen37335 ай бұрын
Im still unsure if Brandon can have coffee.. i think he'll be fine!
@FINNLYN7 ай бұрын
Guys…I think…..Brandon….cant have coffee 😱😱😱💀💀💀
@Innocent_demon1237 ай бұрын
Guys idk if he can have coffee🤔 its not like he said he couldn't 1000000000000000 times😅
@Sophandbeeforlife7 ай бұрын
I don't think he can have coffee 😂😂😂
@xRandomSarahx7 ай бұрын
I loved all the "I can't have coffee" jokes 😂
@Veronika_Angel7 ай бұрын
Love your videos man! Have been watching you for a long time and you always make me smile, even on the bad days