Balatro but EVERYTHING is COMPLETELY RANDOM!!!

Hey folks! In today’s video we’re back with more of the intentionally unbalanced Cryptid mod for Balatro. For this run, I wanted to try out the Misprint Deck which randomizes the values of everything in the game. This means Joker values, shop prices, poker hands, and more are all completely random making for a truly chaotic experience. Enjoy the video!
Balatro is a poker roguelike deck building game centered around creating powerful synergies and winning with big hands. In it, you can combine valid poker hands with unique Jokers in order to create varied synergies and builds. Earn enough chips to beat blinds, including challenging boss blinds, to make it to the next ante and progress your run!
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[@ender_fire7994]

Shoutout to that chatter who said it was fine to take the heiroglyph

[@onik1487]

It was actually me!

[@barrazzahazza1038]

@@onik1487 absolute madlad risking it all, I literally couldnt breathe when i saw the -5.4

[@Kirbehkracko4465]

W so big your next Legendary joker is guaranteed to be Wario

[@onik1487]

@@barrazzahazza1038 Nah bro I lied

[@akotadrl2929]

I'm actually the one who said it lol, I saw Murphy do the same thing and it put him to one hand, I risked a ban for it and would've been fine being banned

[@joshuadee7423]

2:08 I love how he picked 0.98 Hermits and it paid out very slightly less than his starting total

[@twitchyeyess]

19:37 Legendary Backseating W, my respects go to that Chat Member.

[@zoeturnbull2762]

skipping the chad at 1:42:06 hurt my soul retrigger leftmost joker 16 times

[@Lee71100]

jimball funnier

[@jakubr2769]

46:24 "we need to find ectoplasms", he said while scoring 6.23e31 on ante 3

[@better_dead_than_red]

vibes of that dude on gas station "here are the nwords", he thought

[@sophiegrey9576]

e13 on ante 1, that's how you know everyone else is terrible at balatro

[@PsyAlola]

if youre not in the e's by ante 2, then just restart the run, thats what i do lol

[@InaudibleDisc]

@@PsyAlola to make sure nobody gets confused reading this thats scientific notation for extra 0s so for example e9 would make 10 total to 10,000,000,000 (that also counts as 1e10)

[@juniorberdahl6031]

​@@InaudibleDiscsorry I just joined stream what does calc stand for?

[@erenshaw]

@@juniorberdahl6031calc is short for calculator he’s just usin slang. for anyone new to the stream calc is short for calculator

[@fryguywastaken]

@@juniorberdahl6031calc stands for calculator he's just using slang guys

[@bread6759]

Took him until 37:31 to beat ante one smh

[@MenyeMC]

Lmfao😂

[@gurucharansendhil6432]

This deck should be in the game imo, like a deck u unlock after getting all the decks

[@margerinethacker6499]

surprised having a decimal hand size doesn't just immediately crash the game

[@edward9487]

Most likely the game (or Cryptid) roofs most non-float values (e.g. hands) when calculating things. Meaning it rounds up.

[@Frrixy]

​@@edward9487it seems to round to nearest.

[@tehmatevz1523]

​​@@edward9487 it can't just be roofing them since you can't use tarot cards that require

[@TheRCTAddict]

@@edward9487 doesn't seem that way. it even gives decimal amounts of reward money if you have decimal hands remaining. although decimal ante usually just hard crashes immediately in my experience, since it messes with the blind size calcs in a way that completely breaks them. edit: guess they fixed that based on how hieroglyph acted here, interesting.

[@LaysarOwO]

​@@edward9487its called "ceiling" not "roof" ToT

[@Jay2646]

Let's see if he ever realizes that Steel 10 he was using for the Straight Flush was giving him a 0.18x multiplier that Mime applied 3 times (multiplying his score by 0.005832 if he didn't play the steel card) EDIT: No, he didn't. (He also took a 0.9x steel 2.) If he had noticed, his e140 would've been e32929.

[@luckycharms451]

235.2 * 140 is in fact 32,929 but 235.2 * 1e140 is 2.35e142 because 1e140 means the number 1 followed by 140 zeroes, now you have 235 followed by 140 zeroes, or 2.35e142

[@AliAli-hg9nj]

Math 👍​@@luckycharms451

[@Lajtering]

@@luckycharms451 so basicly no difference for him, its so funny how this mod is unbalanced, but I like it

[@sadhlife]

lol did you just multiply a mult by an exponent

[@dragonlord4898]

@@luckycharms451 he copied another comment and pasted it without bothering to fix it

[@Hi_Im_Mforce]

When Balatro gets into the liquor cabinet

[@DeaconBlu35]

A combination for all time, alcohol and gambling

[@Darnder]

ROFLMAO that title is sooo… bacon! sorry im so random XD

[@bahaalfararjeh626]

bait used to be believable

[@FrankFrendreiss]

@@bahaalfararjeh626it ain’t bait

[@FranXiT]

​@@bahaalfararjeh626 it's literally just a joke. Chill.

[@ADxTygon]

Please dont send me back to 2008 please NO

[@barryb.benson4570]

@@ADxTygonone word: ermagerd.

[@DocTPepper]

At the 11:15 marker approx: the copy ten card thing was just funny af to me lol

[@OofMoment420]

12:05 you had the joker selected. editions can apply to both so thats why it was reading as 2 cards selected

[@abulance8565]

It was still happening even without a joker selected. Aura is bugged in this mod as state later in this vid

[@deskinem_rooted]

These modded runs are so strangely addictive to watch.

[@MarfMan115]

I’ve never laughed so much or so hard at a balatro video than this single one. This was great.

[@AzFYouTube]

This is one of the two new decks I took all the way, the other being the CCD all consumables deck. With this one on the higher stakes I was just resetting until either Pair, Two Pair, or High Card had a really high base chips/mult. But just for the chaos, it's an insanely fun deck up to Gold Stake, and I think it'd make a fantastic deck in the base game.

[@sagumelon]

from the moment i saw the overstock moment in a youtube short, i knew this video would be magical

[@photosynthesaurus9480]

Him missing the 16 additional trigger Chad at 1:42:08 😱

[@emboimichel1634]

10:10 This was kind infuriating. Hug gave x64 mult after playing a pair and nobody mentioned it

[@Iced_Tea200]

Completely killed me

[@LachiBoii]

in this version of the mod it was bugged, it gave xchips instead of xmult

[@Iced_Tea200]

@@LachiBoii xchips and xmult are mathematically identical.

[@Niteshade_]

The title was very clever

[@No23445]

You know what I wanna do nite

[@marveludus]

These modded runs are incredibly fun to watch as videos, but I imagine chat gets a lot more exhausting than usual during their streams. I'm glad the ones I've been catching recently were mostly very relaxed - and the way you saved the very last run of the stream earlier was breathtaking, I won't lie

[@Crayon_Devourer]

Yo roffle, just incase you didnt know, huge m works like after you play a pair, all hands get times mult

[@LostExcalibur]

Omg some more balatro gameplay to fall asleep to ! Love the vids, tyvm

[@TheRedbulekona]

13:13 I raged at raffle when I realised the Saturns could sell for so much

[@TheRedbulekona]

Roffle*

[@n806131]

Thanks!

[@duplollamaree1250]

Aw man I'm gonna have to finish this tomorrow cos it's half past 3 in the morning :/ enjoying it thoroughly but will probably enjoy it more once I have slept tbh

[@errorbte]

0:35 3 of a kind would be better since 230 x 10 =2,300, which is a bit less than 600 more than the straight, not including the card chips

[@jordananderson2728]

Not just that, but with how much more Venus scaled than Saturn he would have been running away with it after about 10 hands

[@StephenOwen]

This video inspired me to play the same deck, one of my first draws was a chad that gave me 14 repeats! Then I got a steel card with 130x mult. Then I picked up a hiker and so my cards just went ridiculously high That run went to the moon!

[@BlazingImp77151]

I like how you complained about drawing too many cards, and then proceeded to add more cards to your deck.

[@gartblart3330]

negative antes are so funny, yeah that crimson heart sure makes it hard to score 200 points!

[@daniloloose2651]

It would be nice to see the chat in the videos too. Great video as always! obs: I cannot see the streams, thats why I'm talking about chats in videos instead of just seeing the stream.

[@frederf3227]

I wish fractional benefits would be probabilistic like 2.8 lucky cards, yes yes 80% chance. I half expected streamer to be taken out by a rogue 0x glass card.

[@Flare_Tc]

Okay, who the heck put a pot of greed in my deck of cards!

[@jacobbetancourt5602]

hey. there's an expansion of cryptid called jen's almanac that increases your numbers to a seizure-inducing level. good luck trying to get it to work

[@drmuffinx233]

10:56 omg that’s mystical space typhoon

[@kyleawsum7]

hey roffle, huge is for the rest of the round, so you just play a pair and then the hand you actually want, same with tiny

[@hiimemily]

34 minutes in and he finally starts ante 1, smh my head at this pacing

[@gartblart3330]

“it’s scales reasonably well” brother it is adding 110 chips per card that seems more than reasonable to me

[@kyarumomochi5146]

For crypid thats actually VERY low, like hilariously low

[@dragonlord4898]

32:36 Leaving the Seltzer behind despite an open joker slot?

[@zobz4210]

Finally I can go to sleep. Thank you card man

[@0pulsar0]

A lv. 50 straight at anti 0 is a little overkill don’t you think?

[@PhilipeVG]

0:33 three of a kind WAS better bro 😂

[@of_being]

One of the 10 steels was giving x0.18 lmao 1:07:23

[@Isaacthemaniac]

amazing video watched the whole thing.

[@Miossin]

53:18 important Hermit buy that skyrocketed the economy!

[@kingsley.]

bro i was so mad when he sold the huge M 😭😭😭

[@Dokrl.mp4]

57:21 save money???? 563 DOLLARS (smart man plays 😎)

[@dracozain1023]

This is what someone sees when you teach them how to play Balatro for the first time 😭🤣

[@heiniks]

the counting for the straights really made me sleepy, like counting sheep. pog sleep content streamer man

[@googlepoodle5814]

I’m 3 stakes away from beating balatro, and I’ll finally be on to the cryptid mod 🙏

[@redstonewolfx]

Important note: Exotic seems to round up. 3.4 card effects should let you pick 4 cards

[@m4rcyonstation]

5:40 ULTRAKILL????

[@Unholy_Nook]

ULTRAKILLLLL

[@TheGuy17171]

Ultrakill?

[@jayohplays]

Roffle i love you man and your hair is always on point my man i love it!

[@samvanderjagt5423]

0:43 The runner played these games before.

[@Bitter.Tea.0w0]

34:47 ultrakill reference?!

[@StephenOwen]

5:54 chosen thirteen cards from a pack of one cards, lol

[@imakestuff7973]

The photochad combo ALONE gave 430 million mult, not including the base mult from the straight

[@TachyKusanagi]

I imagine Jimball wasn't able to scale quadratically because the increase is under 1. If you multiply 0.12 with itself, you get 0.0144. It would be detrimental if it scaled quadratically.

[@simonappel2599]

could you have sold a couple negative saturns to pick up that compound interest

[@Steak-wb5ji]

Ante -2 is crazy

[@DJCerealSauce6455]

First we had Cryptid, the intentionally unbalanced mod, now where can I find the unintentionally balanced mod?

[@redacted4488]

I’ve been playing with deluxe tarot, give an good balance tbh

[@DJCerealSauce6455]

@ :O

[@JustEdgeOfficial]

You only have to play a Pair as the first hand, afterwards you can play any pair and Huge would still be active.

[@salmonofwisdom3804]

Aww I kinda wish he remembered to turn back on the animations for the final hand

[@samuelhofer7099]

12:00 You see, you couldn't take the aura, because you could only use 0.8 of it!

[@asdfghyter]

1:30 yes you probably should've. the acrobats were x7.3

[@Super_Wooper]

Snako eyes balatro 😂

[@_1derscore]

this is like TBOI [Delete this] challenge...

[@duskpede5146]

it always comes back to hanging photo

[@dragonlord4898]

8:12 Huge is bugged and multiplies chips not mult

[@cash1194]

im an hour in, and i've just realized im an hour in, and theres a hour more.

[@_1derscore]

26:29 the moment

[@iexist1303]

misprint my beloved

[@F3xEr]

"Choose 0.98 " 😂

[@michaelmacvittie6977]

47:15 Goal: 2000 Score: 6.23e31 "Did I score enough?"

[@davidzendzian3049]

38:35 that sock and buskin activated 3 times??

[@simonappel2599]

clearly should have pivoted to three of kind when you got the 8 ball

[@SeriousApache]

Selecting cards out of 50 card hand would be way easier on steam deck version.

[@bananmazter2626]

balatro

[@S_raB]

8:15 The game bugged & x64 chips instead of mult. Very lucky, cuz that wasn't a winning hand or even close.

[@gostchiken]

I wonder what percentage of this video is waiting for the gold cards to trigger.

[@holdeenyo8914]

how could bro choose to not sell his consumables for the compound interest? it would've been so worth

[@uber_bread]

It seems like the showman didn't forget to take his steroids

[@Philip2-r7k]

I am watching at new year lol

[@oli8166]

This deck always crashed before i ever finished a stake xD

[@user-xr4qt9tl1x]

1:06:56 Oh my god I was only gone for 5 minutes!!!!!What the hell is all this stuff!!!?

[@LexiLex421]

Can you play an entire deck hand?

[@GhostLink92]

Man, inflation is even hitting Balatro hard. $50 for a booster pack?

[@honichi1]

1:42:13 YOU MISSED THE F'IN retrigger leftmost joker 16 times CHAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@samuelring4653]

picked up some steels that were .18x or so mult which idk if that decreases since its not 1.x but yeah

[@AdorableHamster32]

Mother of Photochads :I

[@meamyr]

im so confused every time i see mod things (jokers, pack and e.t.c.)

[@thelonelybritV2]

These long Cryptid vids are great to have on the second monitor while playing Civ 5. Gotta nuke Russia while hearing Balatro's BGM, or it just doesn't feel right.

[@Lykrast]

oh shit cryptid time

[@Hlebuw3k]

Why didn't he get labyrinth, what the heck? It makes all cards act like first card, so photograph would activate more

[@ezzzzyyy]

43:43 16??? 😭 16 copies?

[@benro6564]

honestly if he wanted to, he could have just ditched the runners and went in on 3 of a kind. Also if he ever got the tax when he was at 1 hand, the run would have been unwinnable since that needs at least 3 hands to beat

[@krisp6255]

Tax can't spawn when you have less than 3 hands

[@benro6564]

Oh i didnt know that ​@@krisp6255

[@football-h2t]

another basic photograph run

[@dragonoiddragondemon]

Saw this soo soon omg

[@NoOne-dj1ou]

1:28:30 hurts to watch. Skipping out on an extra spectral card.