Baldur's Gate 3 - Noobus Humanus

[@MontyZander]

To nobody’s surprise, Square Enix have copyright-struck this video so if the ads seem screwy I promise it’s not my fault

[@munchaking1896]

You could take the copy writed music out?

[@savage069]

Excellent basis for a divorce claim for your wife.

[@Brit-One]

I want act 2 I wanna SEQUEL!

[@silvernode]

Just use the Heartbound OST in your videos. The developer "Pirate Software" said as long as you have content alongside the music, you will not get DMCA takedowns.

[@lolimmune]

Square Enix has been pretty shitty about dmca strikes for a while now.

[@VDAband]

With 2 kids and no baby sitters, my wife and i rarely get the opportunity to go out, so when Baldurs Gate 3 came out and we started playing it together we would refer to it as going on a Baldurs date.

[@drearmouse9510]

Haa! Nice. Livin the dream.

[@n.henzler50]

Ha, cuuute

[@RaptieFeathers]

This kinda thing is why I think BG3 is one of the best multiplayer games ever. People seem to forget that co-op is important, and I'm so happy that this game does it so well!

[@bigkitty2465]

THIS IS SO CUTE I love it

[@DarlingMissDarling]

This is just so gd wholesome! 🥹❤️

[@teachersama]

Man, I'm so glad to read/hear "my wife"

[@iamsuperskanick]

Truly!

[@ZethisVA]

Wasn't it "the woman I live with" at some point?

[@cleanseroftheworld]

New Season gonna hit different when she evolves into "my wife of 20 years."

[@szynszylbojowy9177]

@@ZethisVAThat was different series from a different KZbinr about his gf\wife playing games as a noobie (I think that this channel was called Razbuten)

[@ZethisVA]

@@szynszylbojowy9177Ah you're right. I probably got them mixed up.

[@kronksstronkstonks6360]

Using silence to assassinate someone without them calling for help was smart, ngl. I never thought that would work.

[@RatBoyDunce]

Silence + darkness or some other spell that blocks vision is amazing for getting away with public murder

[@kronksstronkstonks6360]

@@RatBoyDunce The fact the game accounts for those uses of those spells is crazy to me ngl. It means NPC reactions would need to take into account sight, sound and proximity rather than all acting off of one alert status. Most games don't put much though into NPC reactions like that, they all aggro as and when something triggers one NPC - like the infamous villager attacks and bounty for hitting a chicken in Skyrim.

[@funguslord77]

So many games make silence some unexplained anti-magic field so it's a nice way to be reminded it actually just shuts you up so you can't say the spell incantations, simple as. Might not be a spell but "please help they're beating me up in here" sure requires mouth noises too.

[@jakkandjing]

​@@RatBoyDunceAnd then you make the strongest party member pick up the corpse to hide the evidence later.

[@heartoffire5902]

@@jakkandjing Or as fuel for necromancy when you need bodies and don't have any just lying around.

[@petrusjnaude7279]

Monty: You don;t like Astarion? Noobus: He's so up himself I can't even get a look. I laughed so hard at this.

[@bigkitty2465]

this was me for 40 hours in my first run and now I've romanced him twice. So relatable XD

[@kxmode]

dawling!

[@harmoniouscrow]

Same! She's so right! But I still adore him! He's my BG3 boo. Don't even know WHY!

[@petloverspy]

I loved him from the second I met him. However. *She is 100% correct and fair*

[@harmoniouscrow]

@@petloverspy his voice (Neil Newbon is amazing) is probably the main thing -- makes my knees weak.

[@emberblade7430]

A funny detail: If you create a web surface (if you're a spider or something) outside the grove during the first goblin fight, Zevlor literally jumps off the wall, uses the web to absorb the fall damage, and smites the crap out of your foes. And then Aradin berates him for being a coward, despite him putting Wyll's cutscene to shame.

[@harleyemmerson979]

shit ima try that on my next run, sounds like fun XD

[@emberblade7430]

@@harleyemmerson979 Yeah, I had that happen in my druid playthrough, and it happened to snow black as well. Really cool and funny.

[@x_rhi_x2772]

Thats such a cool detail

[@dededeedles]

Zevlor is actually so good in fights! He helped me sooo much in the final battle.

[@merobiba413]

that's so cool! there's so much attention to detail and possibilities in this game

[@ayt3877]

"swapping gale for his own safety" the way i bursted laughing 😂 gale living up to every dnd wizard stereotype ever

[@JarethS]

I'd never really thought about it like that, but... "It's just Sims with a story" is horrifyingly accurate. 10/10 Noobus, glad y'all had fun with this one.

[@anthonytitone]

& a combat system

[@tipfertool5457]

A lot of good scifi is drama in space

[@loafoffloof3420]

and without wallet sucking dlcs which is one of the best parts

[@RFC3514]

@@tipfertool5457 - Some of it isn't really "sci-fi", though. Sci-fi is basically any type of fiction (drama being the most common, but horror, comedy, etc., is also fine) that explores *consequence of scientific and technological progress.* Unfortunately some writers / producers (and consumers) think it just means "random illogical crap happening in space".

[@InservioLetum]

Suddenly wondering if I missed a bit where she stood panicking four feet from a lavatory, only to wet herself standing up.

[@raefbjorn]

Someone who takes that much effort to clear the goblin camp after so many game overs, fucky situations and glitches, frustrating mechanics and workarounds could not have possibly just put this game down after the tiefling celebration. I refuse to believe she put this game down forever! Awaiting the follow up: "My wife has been playing Baldur's Gate 3 for 1200 hours", thanks!

[@Tresadd]

The noobus put more effort into her Tav's story than I did, I'll try to do the same for my next playthrough

[@n.henzler50]

Do what comic book writers do. Steal a soap opera plot and add wizards and goblins. Everyone will think you're a genius.

[@chad8767]

@@n.henzler50 Now I want to find mods that will let me play as the X-Men. Astarion = Nightcrawler is the obvious one. Gale = Beast, Karlach = Magma, Shadowheart = Dani Moonstar, Lae'zel = Hepzibah??? idk, Wyll = Magik, Jaheara = Storm? Just sounds like a lot of fun.

[@ohapplesauce]

Fr my Druid was just eating some soup by herself in the woods and BOOM. Tadpole.

[@janejanejaney]

​@@chad8767 And you could dye all their armour yellow so they look like the OG X-Men suits! 😲

[@RockR277]

Who's you favorite? Karlach You just met her! Yes Unbelievably based.

[@Shandren]

His wife has taste is all :-)

[@MyNameIsBucket]

"That's the baddie right?" INDEED SHE IS

[@SonOfSparda03]

The right pick

[@imnothere6906]

Congrats to the bro, the wife is a keeper!

[@Attacian]

I like you, you are a cultured fellow.

[@Lady_Piddlebits]

Bruh I'm such a freaking idiot. When you called her a noobus I heard Anubis and was like, "The Egyptian god of death? That's a cute pet name I guess " 🤣

[@VaryaTheVillain]

7:38 the SWITCH from "OMG" to *"loot the body"* is SO FUNNY and SO TRUE. your wife's a natural at TTRPGs.

[@Lysiode]

Thanks somebody noticed. I thought " she is weel trained"

[@heathercilliers9808]

I would pay good money to see her play acts 2 & 3. She’s just so fun to watch!

[@Kenionatus]

That's an amazing character she created. Snow Black looks like constantly a bit confused, frustrated and out of place. I imagine not quite unlike how someone who hasn't played a lot of games feels when playing. XD

[@MjollTheLioness-o4y]

"I've got a stuck-up cow and an alien who thinks I'm her subordinate." 😂

[@Acrylescent]

This is unironically a perfect game for a twisted version of Snow White. This is the only game I know of that has sooo much you can do with talk with animals.

[@rngwrldngnr]

1:04:30 makes me wonder what she'd think of one of the story heavy rpg-likes without explicit combat. Pentiment, Disco Elysium, Night in the Woods, and the like.

[@chaospudding]

Oh god PLEASE let Disco Elysium be on the short list

[@giampaolomannucci8281]

wow, Disco would be crazy being done in this format, can already picture many wtf moments from her :D

[@rngwrldngnr]

I don't know, I feel like Disco might be pretty extreme. That kind of front loads the slurs and the sexual assault option (that doesn't work, it still)

[@asura7915]

@@rngwrldngnr what sexual assault option?

[@ZZNESSA77]

Night in the woods, would be a great game for her, I think.

[@rngwrldngnr]

Hearing her reference Perception Check was hilarious.

[@Shadowolf1181]

"i have no doubt he is as seductive as he is succinct" is such an epic burn from Lae'zel

[@legitimatemedicine]

I've seen another video in the same style where a non-gamer is introduced to BG3, and the gulf in their attempt and the Noobus' is massive. The other person barely even tried to meet the story where it was at and remained wholly uninterested the whole time, which led them to be bored and dip. It was nice to see someone let themself be invested and spend time just talking to people.

[@myon9431]

Yeah, Noobus seems like she knows how to have fun compared to the other person

[@giampaolomannucci8281]

"Just Sims with a story" is soul crushing :D never evolve Noobus, we love you the way you are

[@epli72]

The silence spell for the fight with the priestess in the goblin camp was a great strategy!

[@gdoggy121]

I’m so happy that she played this one for as long as she did. At ANY point after that first party wipe, she could have ended it, but she didn’t. I truly hope that there might be a couch co-op campaign on your channel soon.

[@McColin43]

Ah the time-tested sacred art of "barrelmancy." The most potent and sought after magic in all the realms.

[@AngieJoy28]

1:06:30 Last two had me dying. I'm a big fan of the Stuck Up Cow and the Alien-Who-Thinks-Im-Her-Subordinant

[@stancal9249]

What an absolute treat. I was worried because a lot of the combat and stats/character building is so crunchy, but I was happy to hear she had some DnD background so it wasn't quite as overwhelming. More than anything, though, I'm delighted to see her embrace thinking creatively and trying things out. Speak to Animals to ally yourself with the spiders and use an invisible mage hand to release the lever to unlock the gate? Amazing. Casting Silence to prevent Gut from calling for backup so you can beat her senseless? Grand. Turning into a cat and meowing to lure Minthara over a bridge, then cutting the bridge out from under her? Legitimately brilliant. I'm also so happy to hear her mentally work through her opinions of characters. Loved her distrust of Raphael. I'm an "examine goblin", so when I saw that Auntie Ethel's infocard listed her as a Fey, I was all kinds of wary around her. This is just such a fun and creative game and I'm beaming to see how much the Noobus embraced and enjoyed it. Great video, and good Lord I can only imagine how long it took to edit. We appreciate how much time you put into this, cuz this might be my favorite video you two have put out. Speaking of you two, absolutely huge congratulations. I smiled like a little idiot when you called her your wife. Real cute to watch and hear the transition from girlfriend to fiancee to wife. So happy for you two!

[@chad8767]

ya, the DnD background had to have helped, at least with understanding the spells cause that can be one of the hardest things to manage. I can do it with 1 character in DnD but with 4 even I forget stuff all the time and that's not counting all the camp character with buffs and stuff you can do with hirelings (tip, always make a halfling transmuter hireling at camp and let them make all your potions, you can pretty much get 2 potions every time, and also make a transmuter stone to give away.)

[@chromeosaurus]

As someone with just shy of 2k hours in this game (and around the same amount of hours watching/listening to others play it), this is my favourite video of someone else's experience yet. I am new here, and from what I understand, full playthroughs aren't Noobus' thing? But I would ABSOLUTELY LOVE to see them play more of this game!

[@liaratsoni9768]

10 hours a day playing and 10 watching or did i do my math wrong? 7months isv300 hors per month. So it is a bit less say 9.

[@MugenHeadNinja]

@@liaratsoni9768 The game was in early access for just under three years (2 years and 10 months) before it came out officially, so more like ~45 months and not 7 or even 10 (game came out in August, not November/December)

[@fish_bacon]

I loved ALL your Noobus Humanus episodes, especially Demon's Souls - but this is your magnum opus!

[@annakonda6289]

agreed, besides the noobus showing peak performance and the hilarious commenting, the editing just got top notch and the music is perfectly chosen! I will have to rewatch this later. Quite possibly multiple times.

[@pumpkinbisque3196]

this is potentially my favorite video of all time. i started as the noobus but grinded so hard on my partner's PC that i got gud and built my own PC to play it on my own. have faith noobus!

[@kizuto]

the editing is phenomenal in this one. Great job!

[@gortt2945]

I agree !! Those montages are awesome, and earned a sub from me.

[@TonySamedi]

It's actually kinda hilarious how much stuff she found, that me a person who has been playing video games since the NES managed to miss my first playthrough. I missed "Us" and the platform entirely. I didn't find the paralyzed tiefling until like my third playthrough.

[@x_rhi_x2772]

wait, what paralysed tiefling?

[@TonySamedi]

@@x_rhi_x2772 In the grove, in one of the wooden buildings close to Dammon and the little prison where they've captured the goblin. You have to lockpick your way in, and there's a tiefling who drank a potion that made her lose use of her legs.

[@jankodes197]

@@x_rhi_x2772 in the locked room in the grove - she drank potion of heroism from auntie (with a side-effect of no leg movement). You can cure her with lesser restoration spell (lvl 2 cleric, druid, bard, ranger and paladin spell).

[@Kalkuv]

@@x_rhi_x277232:38

[@CiaphasKirby]

​@@x_rhi_x2772 In the druid grove, there's a locked storeroom you can find a back entrance to. There's a tiefling in there who drank an Auntie Ethel special and became paralyzed from the waist down.

[@lazypaladin]

"I made my wife play Baulders Gate 3-" Fully Expecting: _And I haven't seen her since._ Does this mean no full blown Monty Zander Retrospective? *_I don't blame you! This game is too big!_*

[@ZoeBateman]

as someone who has played an honestly unhealthy amount of hours in BG3 (it shot to my most played game on steam with 1000+ hours since release, and ~200 in early access, more than the next 2 most played **COMBINED** {Skyrim and CSGO/CS2 if anyone cares}, oh my god I need to touch grass) it's always nice to see someone's first experience with it. also gale and shart are the best love interests, I'll die on this hill lmao

[@Laurannah101]

yes! Gale is the best

[@chad8767]

I love Gale but Lae'zel is eternally my character, I love that frog so much.

[@dominika3762]

Nah, Astarion for Durge is the best.

[@ZoeBateman]

@@dominika3762 durge/astarion is a good pairing just because both of them had the same writer iirc but possible hot take? I'm not a huge fan of astarion, he's too whiny for me

[@dominika3762]

@@ZoeBateman fair enough, I love myself a tragic haunted character with good sassy lines

[@GaymerTran]

her descriptions of the camp mates is so accurate omfg 😂

[@bigkitty2465]

She has the same attitude towards Astarion and Gale that I did my first run. I hated that smarmy little vampire ass and loved the dapper polite Gale. 40 hours later I totally flipped lol.

[@Safiyahalishah]

I only warmed up to Astarion about 150 hours in. 😂 I doubt I would have at all if I hadn't gotten Lae'zel perma-killed in Act 1 and replaced her with him in my party. It was the mere exposure effect.

[@gwenmorse8059]

They both grow on you, like carbuncles :D.

[@TheAurgelmir]

I love how inventive the Noobus was in this game. Playing BG3 like it's D&D 2nd edition: Fighting bad, clever thinking good!

[@Platitude]

Honestly would love to watch her play the rest of the game. The joy of discovery and finding clever ways to solve problems only to have it devolve into murdering everything is why this game is so great, and its nearly as great watching someone else do it the first time as it is to have done it myself.

[@shinzoux5912]

Snow Black with a dwarf guardian 🤣🤣🤣

[@daphnebabcock1151]

He's seen some shit

[@wizardjenkins7627]

"You don't have to kill everyone in the goblin camp." On my first playthrough, I failed a single check in dialogue and decided to lay siege to the camp. There was no strategy, just brute force, and it worked. I missed out on so much dialogue, but I had so much much fun going full murder-hobo on the bad guys. Plus, it all fit thematically because my character was a goodie two shoes barbarian, I wouldn't deceive those goblins, just smash their faces.

[@ThwipThwipBoom]

Bro I can't even imagine how long it took you to make subtitles for most of the things you and your wife said for this hour and 40 minute video. Major respect. 👍

[@Griffex394]

My girlfriend doesn't play any games, but we played Baldur's Gate 3 together in splitscreen. She's now completely in love with the game and we're in Act 3 of our 2nd playthrough. Funny enough, she played a Druid too.

[@jurgen4466]

Good games connect 😊 Have fun together 🥰

[@ManubibiWalsh]

Druid is honestly such a GREAT class, man. Might be my favorite along with ranger.

[@nine7937]

1:37:55 I mean Goblin Camp is like half of Act I, without counting and the Gith section but TRUE Omg It's so cool she stayed for so long. I also found it funny that she left Halsin behind. Having a bear is useful during slaughter. 😂

[@Birdthefeatheredone]

How is the goblin camp half of act 1 when the underdark exists? The town, swamp, and road all have quite a bit to them too.

[@violetpatina708]

Well... even less than that. There's 3 whole maps of Act 1 (main, underdark, creche/mountain pass) and the goblin camp isn't even close to the whole of that 1st map. Act 1 took me a bit over 70hrs to finish and the goblins were maybe only 10-15 of those hours. No mention of Voss, the Hag, Z hideout, or Withers, much less all the secrets in the goblin village/camp. She still got pretty far though. I'd guess she played maybe 15-20 hours of content, with 3-5 more of reloads from failures. Pretty good for never having touched the game and how frustrating it is to learn it.

[@chad8767]

@@violetpatina708 Goblin camp took me a LOT of time. But I think I spent more time in The Grove because I was just learning how to steal everything lol. I was terrible at it at first, but now I'm in act 3 and stealing everything with just a fog spell!

[@Shiftry87]

I dont know if Astarians smooth talking skills is so great that it worked on the vast majority of players aswell becouse u can clearly se those red eyes and the fangs when he talk and still ppl failed to notice he was a vampire. Its almost like the game purposely zoom in on hes face when he talks to say look hes a vampire and still nobody noticed.

[@Rystefn]

It's *really* weird to me that anyone misses it. The game is pretty much screaming it from the rooftops every moment he's on the screen. I don't think they could make it any more obvious without giving him a t-shirt that says "lol I'm secretly a vampire" across the chest.

[@brittany1049]

Man I hope she keeps playing! It’d be fun to see her do an entire playthrough- I’m several hundred hours into the game, and her commentary/reactions are hilarious! 😂

[@MandalorianRevan]

I play this game with my son. We plan to do a playthrough where one of us is Tav, the other Durge, and recruit no companions except for two of Withers' puppets.

[@GaymerTran]

its funny that she also pronounces wyll as 'while' it just feels better somehow

[@wynnyx7071]

You can get the circlet off of Nettie's body. (The gnome that is knocked out in the nearby cave also has the same circlet. Save him from the goblins, loot his body before he awakes, and boom - you have the circlet. It helps you get to the grove from the back door in Nettie's back room.)

[@upsetti6404]

Good to see another Scottish couple playing xD I've been playing since EA release and I got my wife into it on full release and she loved it (she's in all 3 of my dnd campaigns so at least she had a grasp of the mechanics). We did a very similar thing where I quietly watched her play it and it was such an experience, she actually finished her first playthrough before I did xD

[@kylenaylor9310]

That musical edit on the nautiloid was so clean

[@tonyhunt7967]

This might be the best editing you've ever done. Love this.

[@frigginfranky]

seen a couple of these gf/wife tries video games videos from other youtubers but haven't really been that interesting but this one had me hooked from the start your wife is hilarious and your genuine laughter just adds so much to the mood also the editing was on point you kept it very interesting from start to end

[@chromaticaoreos]

"who's your favorite" "karlach" "you've only just met her!" "yes" sooo real

[@ConflictedBlade]

By far the Most Entertaining playthrough of Act 1 I've Ever Watched. I loved the editing and also the way her personality shown through her play style. Good fun.

[@insanityhawkboy]

Absolutely loved this new Noobus Humanus episode. My heart skipped a beat when I heard the FF8 battle music. Loved the editing in general but the fight edits were absolutely outstanding, the comedic timing, the music... it's just perfect. Also congrats to you two for finally being husband and wife :) I wish you all the best for the future!

[@shinzoux5912]

There's a lot of tension between Shady and Bae'zel, reason being Shadowheart literally just lost her entire team to Gith. Gith are also assholes by nature. Their relationship dynamic makes the game even more exciting. Spoiler: One of my favourite parts of their friendship is when Shadowbae spares Nightsong and Lae'zel says something like, "you might be surprised to hear this, but my heart pains for Shadowheart". They're good friends in my playthroughs and I love both of these characters ion my squad.

[@KSlabi]

This brought me absolute joy today. Hearing you and your wife enjoy this game warmed my heart. So glad you could enjoy this game together.

[@figuresix]

I usually dont go for watching people play games. Id rather play them myself. But last night had issues with my computer, so while I was uploading stuff on new computer I watched this, and found myself hooked to finishing the video. My internet went down so had to wait till this morning to finish it, but that was great.. Way to edit, and love her voice durring the video. Made it all perfect.. Thank you for a wonderful evening.

[@danielbae2138]

Another episode featuring the rare Noobus Humanus! Missed you guys

[@TheBelowAverageGamers]

24:45 Her maniacal laugh as the goblin is screaming from being burned alive was slightly concerning. Congrats on your marriage 😅😂

[@crtiticalpidge]

now I just want more BG3 with Noobus

[@Come2MeCaroline]

As someone who's got the game down to a science when it comes to picking options over roleplaying and things like that, this was fun to see. I remember talking to pretty much every person and animal I could find in those first few playthroughs. A fun watch, even at the length of en entire movie. Cheers to you both.

[@voomisho]

Me and my wife were so HYPED for this episode! It's great to see the Noobus enjoy this one

[@evanbartlett1]

What an utterly charming video. Very much enjoyed watching the wife learn the game and how they interacted was adorable.

[@BeepSmile]

Only an hour in your first char creation session? Impressive. Wow, this was really well made. The music and montages were *chef's kiss*

[@keegandeavall7458]

This editting is S-tier. Subscribed

[@talesfromtheknottedgrove]

Monty the editing over the fight scenes is excellent here

[@theofficialdaltoninc4623]

This has to be one of the most entertaining Baldur's Gate 3 videos I've ever watched! Absolutely fantastic montages! Felt like a feature film! I'd definitely watch another like this!

[@Starlysh]

As someone who mostly played The Sims (not 4) until I randomly decided to get BG3 when it came out, I'm glad KZbin recommended this video to me. Your wife is a delight! And Snow Black is a hero. I'd watch her continue the story, if she wanted to, but man, I always feel a little sad turning that wonderful magic-eating wizard down!

[@ohhello937]

I love how so many men online complained about Laezel and her attitude. Give a woman the game and it's "she's my bestie" xD I was the same way. Laezel is one of my favorites.

[@cecilialeitet2794]

For me, she is the best character in the game. LOVE how she was written.

[@rjai5003]

I mean, she did end up not liking her later on though

[@DnDAddictUK]

I ended up romancing Lae'zel in my first play through for exactly that reason... I had originally intended on a Shadowheart romance but Lae'zel made more sense for my barbarian character

[@lone_ronin776]

Nope I'm not a woke tard idiot and laezel was my favorite character. I went full romance with her my first play. My fave voice in the game as well.

[@ohhello937]

@@rjai5003 By the end of the video she also said she basically hated everyone but only kind of liked Gale soooo.... My OP is about her first impression of Lae'zel. My point was I saw a lot of men's first impressions of her as "she is mean and not kissing my ass so she's not worth my time." which is a complete difference from her first impression. :P

[@kone2020]

The Final Fantasy 7 battle theme is a great choice. Pure gold. 😎

[@KittenPhlegm]

I’d watch a whole series of this to the end of the game, you noobus is so funny I love her

[@KenMochii]

54:38 I'm glad your wife actually played the way she played, nothing makes me hate someone more than playing a game blind on their first playthrough and playing how you described it, and complaining that they don't get the story.

[@alphamorion4314]

Baldur's Gate 3 is truly amazing on the many ways it lets you roleplay your way through it. For example, my first playthrough I decided I wanted to be an half-orc barbarian. Therefore, I was the hammer and all the world was composed of nails. Seeing this, and how far she got with so little combat is such an antithesis of my first experience with this game... 😂

[@drearmouse9510]

Great job findin' a happy middleground with the combat montages. Mrs. Zanders' one liners are top-notch & the bits of action are pretty good considering the genre's lack of theatrics and whatnot.

[@milo8425]

That was fantastic; shame there aren't seven more episodes of this. Particularly well done on the montages mate, and your wife is a lovely character in her own right.

[@pearlmcj]

omggggg you have NO idea how excited I was to see this upload in my notifs! This was by far my favorite game of last year, and to see such a long video dedicated to it and featuring Mrs Noobus is a wonderful treat!

[@eduardoserpa1682]

I love how creative many of her solutions were. I'm always somewhat willing to jump into combat, even with high charisma characters, so I didn't know about many of the options she found.

[@Cervantes176]

I've been really impressed by the montages in this one. The music and the talking is perfectly balanced, the joke an comments come it and exactly the right time to match the music. Just really well done. Good Job!

[@louisobeyjr456]

I like to thank you for all your videos and love to see two people enjoying playing games together

[@MortlachNL]

I love watching blind playthroighs of BG3 but it can be a little tedious too. Your wife's commentary and your editing are absolutely fantastic! Such a delight.

[@xLaxCroixBoix]

Your wife not realizing Astarion was a vampire makes my feel less bad about being so surprised when he tried to suck my blood. Because in hindsight I was like ohhhh this is obvious.

[@avidian888]

Okay your wife is super adorable, glad you made her play this game! This is hopefully a trend on this channel!

[@andreteixeira9158]

the thinking process to name the character made me laugh more than a should. congrats. 😅

[@wyldweaverandwyrm]

I adore Baldurs Gate 3, I’m so pleased the Noobus had a great time with it. Thanks for doing such a long video!

[@karikasumi888]

49:38 The first impression descriptions are so funny. And having to psych yourself up to talk to Bae'zel is a real struggle. 🤣🤣

[@RudalPL]

Ohh... I loved your wife's description of all characters she's met at around 1:07:00 mark. Bang on. 😆

[@omgilovesteak6484]

People get so weird when i wear a suit of armor at work. I mean i still wear the orange Home Depot apron with it!

[@jessicaheimer8599]

This was brilliant. Love the editing and the music. If you can convince her to do a part 2, I feel she really enjoy it even more.

[@jendai79]

I would pay good money for a full playthrough!! Noobus is the most entertaining “non” gamer I’ve ever watched 😍🥰 This was quality stuff🎉🎉

[@katerynasirko1832]

This is a very interesting video to come back to after watching Razbuten's recent upload! They provide really nice contrast as the two ladies had very different experience and impressions of the game. Love this video, will definitely see if your wife has tried any of the other games I know/like)

[@EMKAYisOHKAY]

That was BRILLIANT! I laughed SO many times. Your wife is an absolute riot and your editing is hilariously perfect. Great work!

[@blacklight2888]

Great work on this! Loved the music and editing. It was a very compelling watch.

[@Peleski]

Every new game is a learning curve. Even as a BG2 player this was a big curve for me. You really have to be motivated and invested in order to overcome the frustrations. BG3 rewards exploration and taking wacky choices. That's not for everyone.

[@WillOfMe420]

"Karlach's probably my top just now" "You just met Karlach" Exactly! Lmfao

[@gwenmorse8059]

Karlach is everyone's top within 2 minutes of meeting her.

[@goobliegoop]

57:00 watching this after killing scratch in my durge playthrough is making me regret it even more 😭

[@ivyjoe6951]

oh my god, i loved her description of the entire party. so accurate 🤣

[@ChrisFactor]

You end up with withers even if you don't "find" him. He shows up at camp anyway.

[@razorend22]

This video is such a treat, thank you for continuing the Noobus Humanus saga!

[@bambamboyles]

ive been looking forward to this one for a while now, and it didnt disappoint. Im glad she really got into it and was enjoying the roleplay aspect that makes this game stand head and shoulders above many in its genre. this is one of those games where i know she was having fun while playing, and you were having fun watching her play it. The beauty of this game is you could rerecord this on any given day and get a completly different path and outcome. i also have to say i loved the music choices throughout the video. As a lover of JRPG's hearing many a familiar battle themes or background songs play really made me happy. as well as the non Video Game OST choices throughout that really added to the fast forwarded combat sections. if there is ever a day where you and the noobus revist past played games, i believe this would be at the top of my request list, right above hades. i also hope this game breaks the streak of her not playing in her down time as i know personally its a game i love playing with my partner. excellent work as always Mr. and Mrs. Zander. Cant wait for the next one. #LongLiveSnowBlack