Proof that Erling Haaland is human 😅

Proof that Erling Haaland is human 😅
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[@alexsantana9899]

Haaland makes normal questions seem so difficult to answer lmao

[@geranimo1974]

they only programmed him to score goals they forgot to import all other stuff

[@user-wq9mw2xz3j]

i wouldn't answer at all. stupid questions imo, and for me even worse as I don't have no favorites. and anyways, for everyone, it's all relative and based on context.

[@jeroenvandervelden1793]

That is because he thinks good about his answers.

[@TheThirdNight]

Well it’s hard to answer a question like “favorite drink” when he can’t have like 90% of the drinks he would like. So it makes it difficult to answer if you aren’t actively drinking drinks that would be your favorite because if he answers it it would sound like he drinks it currently.

[@MULLAFC]

@@geranimo1974 forgot to programme him to beat James Milner and Joe gomez 😂

[@ivandankob7112]

- Erling, whats your name? - Eh, tuff one

[@Blinkers2007GameDev]

Hahahahahahah😂😂😂😂

[@jarianstone3030]

😂😂😂😂

[@Sam-ew8kt]

What name? Last name? Or middle name? or usual name?

[@LightningStriker.]

@@Sam-ew8ktfr

[@amosbtw5156]

Lmfao

[@TachyonKing]

Haaland comes across as a genuinely nice guy. I cant dislike a man who is physically pained by the internal conflict between his career and kebab pizzas.

[@willhutton4843]

Yeah seems like a nice guy

[@smartwhip.]

💀💀💀💀 lmfaoooo

[@manuelhefferle449]

where is the conflict between his career and kebab?

[@JuffMan99]

​@@manuelhefferle449 Ronaldo has probably rubbed off on everyone? Iirc, he went out to eat and all his teammates were ordering dessert but he refused, and that guilted everyone else into not ordering 😂

[@polakrodak8538]

R/brandnewsentence

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

“Erling, you free tonight?” “Actually I’m still on a contract so no”

[@Wiipxx]

Underrated comment

[@DefendTheCode]

Lmfao

[@_j7evenGG]

Best comment 😂

[@jackal182]

He looks like he is taking those decisions so seriously. He was thinking so hard

[@LeMerch]

He has a camera in his face lol

[@twistit4844]

Bruh, Imagine you just can do a cheat day every three months or so. I'd bet you'd take that decision serious af 😂

[@nicorossi9474]

Hes talking in other language too

[@eliaaluku5840]

No joke food becomes like porn

[@SR2active]

@@nicorossi9474 he’s fluent in English…

[@trader9926]

I have seen Haaland more relaxed with 10 defenders on him in the box than answering this question

[@ItzDylanM]

😂😂

[@johnumukoro1244]

Made it 1k

[@Model_Roe]

He obviously doesn't like doing interviews he's more comfortable on the pitch than being a spokesperson

[@footballshorts804]

Jesus love’s you

[@carlosraventosprieto2065]

I think he was enjoying it

[@Handlingthesenuts.]

Defenders should start asking haaland questions mid game to get him stressed

[@Jasurceekh]

No comments? Time to change that

[@JordanBayley-yt5kx]

1 comment time to change that

[@liveyyyyy]

2 comments? Time to change that

[@TheBongRapper]

This is an underrated comment 😂😅🤣

[@chrisbaker7136]

Or saying haland ohhh I had a lovely big Donner last night lad!

[@essechange7231]

Bro is answering these simple questions like he’s being interrogated 😭 💀

[@TheFootballingArtists]

😂😂😂

[@berlinerwettpate5244]

Erlings Girlfriend: My parents are not home. Haaland: Where are they?

[@immortalxd6190]

😂😂😂

[@N0Xa880iUL]

Hahhahahha

[@Mzuka-Moto]

Well you're not an adult 😏

[@funz6491]

😂😂😂

[@aminsaid4379]

Good one👍

[@wscottwalters74]

Erling Haaland is the Keanu Reeves of footballers.

[@mrartdeco]

Imagine John Wick but him 🤣 He is a man of focus, commitment, and monstrosity of sheer power

[@ivannovak4711]

Reddit

[@murtajiz545]

A guy that kicks cameramen is no Keanu lmfao

[@rubalsarao77]

I'm a United fan, but, it's impossible to not like such a genuine soul. Hope he remains humble off the pitch through out his career.

[@Msannn_]

“Hows your day?” Haaland: *sigh “well are we talking about today or yesterday? I don’t remember the last time I was ask that but it is different every day, and i do not know how i am feeling.”

[@Prime_Engram]

🤣🤣👍👍

[@shaibudestiny1111]

Bro wtf 😂😂

[@Lord_539]

I read that in his voice

[@justguru_10]

I feel like haaland is saying this himself

[@enzop2835]

😂😂😂

[@roonix10]

Haaland is a therapist's nightmare 😂

[@Jericho93py]

Al contrario, es muy honesto por eso le cuesta responder preguntas simples.

[@monke_lover69]

​@@Jericho93py halland es el tipo de persona que le decís que quere comer y te dice Si😃

[@zKrazeM8]

@@Jericho93pyhe’s also muslim. A real kebab loving man

[@amyq8964]

Or maybe, he’s a therapist’s optimal 😏

[@aabidamn]

It's the other way around. Therapist is Haaland's nightmare.

[@TheGreatDuck_]

I love that he always says “I have to say” or “I cannot lie” as a non native English speaker usually this means they are completely honest with what they are saying and really truly mean it.

[@_sky_blue_]

I love EH, so don't think my reaction disqualifies your intent. Be always careful with people saying "they aren't gonna lie" or "I can't lie", they do this because they want to convince, without being totally honest. People who don't lie, don't need to also confirm they won't. Forgive me, my English is rubbish, I hope I gave you a useful tool to figure out how people lie each day to each other's. They lie of EH in this one? He eats more kebab and drinks more wine, then he can admit considering the image he and his advisors are creating around his profile. No, I'm not a hater, I'm a City fan since Vince Kompany and I love EH. Don't underestimate the power of the media in football. They sell us a product, with humans that aren't perfect

[@edwardflint6714]

@Sky BLUE I don't think a sportsman on his level can afford to drink and eat like that, so yeah I think he is being totally honest. What benefit would it have to make people believe he barely eats a kebab pizza, while he still does, but while still being the best footballer in the world?

[@_sky_blue_]

I admire the player and believe that this young man is intelligent. Your question is intriguing@@edwardflint6714 because, after reading the comment I responded to, I also found myself wanting to understand why he lies about those matters. To clarify, I didn't say that he only eats kebabs and drinks wine. I am aware that my English skills are not great. What I meant was that I believe he enjoys that type of food as well, and I'm confident that he has enough self-control. The nervous laughter when he talks about it could have two explanations: either he feels ashamed because he likes those things while people have a different perception of athletes, or he was lying about the frequency. You know, the common lies people tell, like when someone says they watched all the City matches this year when they probably only saw the highlights. I'm not sure if my English is sufficient to explain the nuances. While writing this, I recalled something about Haaland. He consumes approximately 6000 calories per day. Sometimes, a kebab or a glass of wine can help him reach that goal more easily compared to eating lettuce and drinking water. However, I must be honest; it's just a thought. The fact is, now that I've noticed his behavior and his apparent embarrassment about liking things that everyone enjoys, it has piqued my curiosity. I will pay closer attention to these aspects of his personality. And truthfully, I enjoyed the interview. It humanizes him, especially considering that some people describe him as a robot.

[@burgertime790]

Its the same meaning in native English

[@ggb655fg]

​@@_sky_blue_wtf are u even talking about

[@PodMentsTT]

Girl - I think I like you.🥰 Haaland - Ugh, oh, yeah, ugh, you should’ve seen me last season.

[@Ninjaman8610]

You could see the AI chip in its brain trying to calculate the most relatable human food to say

[@rivvelmusic]

If your from Scandinavia, kebab pizza is almost basic.

[@IntenseCity]

“Its” 😂😂😂

[@elivil]

​@@rivvelmusicBasically everyone from Sweden loves kebabpizza

[@toblerone5071]

@@elivilEveryone in the world loves kebabpizza

[@jacopofinazziagro4000]

I live in germany and we have the best Döner- Kebab in the world. ( Especially in Berlin )

[@hannesjakobsson765]

It's like he needs to use 100% of his brain whenever he's asked a question

[@ss-gu9gi]

About the drink. I was thinking he only drinks water thats why its so hard for him to answer haha

[@monster102]

It's better to think more before answering. Otherwise people and media will misinterpret what he told.

[@binkao2938]

That’s how I am too and I’ve never related so much to someone answering questions!

[@RajuMoorpani]

And still take years

[@mahanmoe]

We all use 100% of our brain whenever a question is asked. You're using 100% of your brain at most times throughout the day lol. This is a stupid myth.

[@Cypnos]

Captions have done him dirty, "My favourite meal is things" 😂

[@TheFootballingArtists]

😂😂😂😂

[@Shrekindatub]

He looked like crying after the "i look in the fridge and make something else" 😭

[@theplacebeyondthelies2429]

thought he's gonna say: I look in the fridge... and nothing cause mom wasn't here

[@melissamoran5626]

Hahaha so relatable, I quited carbs and sugar and yes it’s painful to eat butter chicken with only chicken no rice while my family is having a feast 😢I’m loosing weight tho ❤

[@adamraybould4346]

This lad came straight from a lab

[@BALLER--]

🤖

[@johnsonandyjohnson]

You mean he came straight from a kebab 😂

[@johnnybalasquez88]

Man city's physio says different

[@Thawhid]

"I have to say"

[@IntenseCity]

😂😂

[@farafyn2770]

-halaand how are you? -well actually it depends

[@sandyplayz6713]

No comments? Time to change that

[@TopGangster8]

1 comment? Time to change that

[@tobon619]

Well my battery is a half charge. How about yours?

[@Eeea150]

No dad? Lemme fix that

[@dwmutheone]

no bitches? lemme fix that

[@stuhff8169]

Bro thought he was getting arrested when he was asked about his favourite drink💀😭😭

[@tieroo123]

he can't do advert for free you know..

[@sudhirmathur8500]

@@tieroo123 agreed

[@besanalzahrani]

Nah man one time i ate ramen with halal beer it was good

[@melissamoran5626]

Hahahaha it reminds me of one time I was pregnant buying booze for my husband, I felt terrible

[@KausB89]

Guys, even if he looks like a beast, he's only 22. He‘s a child. Imagine he is still learning and would peek at 25-26

[@TheFootballingArtists]

He probably gonna end up with most goals ever

[@FlexDiggaMC]

how can you not love him😢

[@bobjonny9743]

My guy is programmed to say thia

[@colt2128]

hes watched alot of Zlatan interviews

[@mc-bq7fs]

He have to say

[@dnsksp7113]

we norwegians use that a lot when we speak english, it’s just natural

[@elijahberg3606]

@@colt2128 nah hes just scandinavian

[@alfakennybody2635]

Norwegians are like that ahahha always starting the sentences with ‘nooo but yeah’ haha

[@edgarpadilla7480]

His interviews always make me laugh man is so genuine

[@dragxito136]

NilO

[@kevray]

hard work

[@DirtyJamesUK]

I love Haaland. You can tell he's a nice guy

[@pingutyp7524]

Still speaks better English than Harry Kane

[@eac_c0br4_7]

“Yeah sometimes I think a kebab pizza would be great but then I go to the fridge and grab my batteries”

[@immortalxd6190]

😭😂

[@robertnegron9706]

😂😂😂😂

[@shivanshmehra3365]

💀💀

[@findthetwats]

😂😂😂😂

[@zKrazeM8]

Muslim batteries which he charges through prayers to Allah(din).

[@lc86_65]

He pictures Ronaldo in the corner telling him to drink "água!" 🤣

[@CB-ms2cq]

More like imagining pep putting him on the naughty step if he carries on talking 😂

[@SpeedyLiveClips0]

no

[@jsgwam]

No ronaldo doesn't say to drink àgua kzbin.info/www/bejne/nou6oKOBqL2jnZY

[@samychabouh1238]

@@CB-ms2cq you’re not lying! Pep got rid of all the coke machines at barcas training facilities because Messi used to drink way too many cokes in a day.

[@johnporkthe3rd51]

Penaldo 😂

[@andwhatm8336]

Interviewer: When were you born? Haaland: on my birthday

[@Kuhlift7]

Seeing him sitting there just gives you a feeling for how massive of a man that dude actually is

[@matthewcote5634]

He's answering these fun little questions like he's under brutal interrogation techniques

[@rg7532]

Tbf i do the same thing when ppl ask me a basic question😂

[@bassfix7737]

Whelp, I can relate to that! Norwegians are known to be introverted, and socially anxious so..

[@Zipfei_Kloatscher]

Neville is so close to put out the water boarding equipment... 😅

[@verbon47]

Fr tho😭

[@Im.Nobody.-]

That’s a good thing though because he actually thinks about the Q. Some guys just say what the people want to hear and gives them the best PR.

[@petrolkhan5905]

Haaland spends three days just to “click” the option “I Am Not A Robot” in a web.

[@LLLacoste]

​@@yoprobroisjotaro8054214 likes and 1 reply lemme fix that

[@woogs9726]

"Are you going to sleep lonely tonight?" "Emmehhh...Yuh"

[@perfectsoulmates2023]

MILLIONS of dollars are on the line ! His figure and performance are EVERYTHING in his life ! People can't imagine how much raw TENSION this young man is under (contracts, sponsorships, etc)

[@nathantortoreto6784]

"Favorite Meals are things we can't Almost never eat" -That's a 100% true

[@GovindaKumar-108]

Bro we can eat whenever we want.. but athletes don't usually eat junk food..

[@heyIntel]

Idk man, not all food is cheap, can't eat them everyday without going broke unless you're pretty rich.

[@immortalxd6190]

😂😂😂

[@SpiderVenom12905]

​@@GovindaKumar-108 what he means is a person's favourite food is normally something unhealthy or that you shouldn't be eating regularly

[@Idk.any.Names.H]

My fav meal is pizza and i cant eat that each day or only once a week

[@mithilthakur7973]

Bro was in tears after 1st question 😭

[@varun58578]

Guy is blushing😂😂

[@tobiadebiyi7490]

“ I absolutely love it I have to say” Is killing me for some reason 😭

[@Romo2055]

I just met this lad last week, trust me he is just as confused in real life with questions as these videos 😂😂

[@ramaiahm5476]

Where?

[@Romo2055]

@@ramaiahm5476 manchester children hospital, they do team visit to the city hospital every Christmas

[@ramaiahm5476]

@@Romo2055 k thx

[@do3807]

Sounds like a great time!

[@melissamoran5626]

Omg I would love to meet him also ❤

[@detmj400]

Scandinavia and kebab pizza. Better love story than twilight.

[@Xdalz27]

Their neighbors swedenistan

[@tobba09]

@@Xdalz27sweden is in scandinavia. ur comment makes no sense

[@signity5540]

@@tobba09 he means neighbours of Norway

[@tobba09]

@@signity5540 noshit, he said scandinavia not norway. therefor his comment makes no sense.

[@detmj400]

@@tobba09 karen

[@Hamzaaserivho]

Bro hired an actor to talk and thought we wouldn't notice💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@mrartdeco]

How could you hate this boy? He is not pretentious and always happy

[@lfclegend7327]

This was more difficult for him than getting through united's defense😭😭😭

[@sameerk7151]

Of course because United has HARRY MAGUIRE in their defense 💀💀

[@suprememaoy]

Hahaha

[@parker4745]

Drago is so humble & normal. Unbelievable

[@FK-cg6yt]

Kebab pizza… sounds like something you’ll have at 3am after a night out 😂 bless him

[@jasonlee3218]

Good to see the human side of this phenomenal footballer.

[@JuanGonzalez-lk6uu]

Really shows how committed he's to being the best football player out there. He could literally eat anything he wants but understands that what he puts into his body is important for his training. Great guy

[@hayekhayek580]

Literally every sports athlete lmao.

[@dahmer2165]

@@hayekhayek580except maradona

[@aldocorzo5440]

@@hayekhayek580 yeah you bet. A lot of players take it too easy on what they eat and drink, there’s a lot of examples of players that drink or eat too much…

[@L1102]

@@hayekhayek580 not everyone in football is this disciplined, look at niklas süle for example

[@hayekhayek580]

@@L1102 I'm just saying that the majority is.

[@teogrdsgn]

- Burger, pizza!? - No, I absolutely love kebab pizza. Ps. I just made a joke stop fighting in the comments 😭😂 Merry Christmas 🎄

[@rivvelmusic]

Kebab pizza is common in scandinavia

[@SenseiCum]

@@rivvelmusicbest pizza 💪

[@AjZ530]

@@SenseiCum Malmö Sweden has the best kebab pizza 💪🏿 Haaland would sign for Malmö ff in a heartbeat if they allowed him to eat it after games

[@hertzmeister8754]

@Friendon’t forget with fries on

[@sharreayeeyo7459]

@@hertzmeister8754 legendery with Fries

[@Jon-fl7cu]

This is how the fans hear each other during a match 😂

[@unbelievablememories4337]

man If I could talk more like Erling Haaland I wouldn't have a problem in life

[@gumarks_]

Erling seems SO genuine in these interviews and I love that

[@cataldinho]

the man that makes easy questions seem difficult but makes playing football in the highest league seem easy

[@mythicalmop2354]

Haaland: "I love a glass of wine, I cannot lie... no, really, Im not programmed for that shit."

[@Oldschool99112]

Aint many like him these days.. with the talent and dedication hes going to be the best footballer for years to come

[@devantaylor8268]

Dude is a viking brought back in a time traveler journey made into an absolute unit

[@frozenoid3495]

Reporter : What do u like to eat Haaland : Eh Why not !

[@PurpleIsBored]

favorite meal: goalkeepers confidence

[@mocotto8642]

This is what discipline is. What you want to do vs what you need to do

[@kengriffinlied5890]

Whats your favourite Drink? „Petrol“

[@Gaffers2511]

Lmfao underrated comment

[@rayzerrey]

"Favourite drink, are talking about alcohol or what?" 😅😅😅😅🤙

[@Handle4467]

He's so precious

[@Rmfame01]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I just die everytime I see him ask "Favorite drink?" Haaland looks like he just got hit with deciding on his kid or his mom

[@anasmarsafi5088]

Hazard holding his burger on bench : that’s ma boii

[@teek2si]

As a Chelsea fan and prime hazard fan that is class 😂😂

[@anasmarsafi5088]

@@teek2si I’m a chelsea fan too since 2004-2005 crespo then drogba ❤️

[@AA-qb7ni]

Bro is really struggling to answer these questions 😂😂

[@immkrishna]

-What is your name? -That's pretty tough question

[@ReaperblaugranaLM10]

Haaland: "Favorite meals is things we can never eat" Hazard: "wait, what? 🍔😮"

[@Nono0618]

He needs to be in House of Dragon

[@apocalypsenow1871]

I commented at the start of HOTD that Erling Haaland is truly talented...footballer and playing Daemon too lol.

[@nabeeral3037]

I've never seen player that loved by whole PL fans like him. Can't find any of his haters even from manutd fans. He's such strange phenomenon.

[@paiaullasantosh6038]

What a dream run he’s having .

[@Itz_just_stxrmy]

His interview skills are improving 😂

[@TamaraMila3321]

He’s so adorable

[@almir4768]

”hmm, uuuhhh.” So hard for him to answer 🤣🤣🤣

[@LeMerch]

English isn’t his first language and he has a camera in his face

[@immortalxd6190]

he's a football player and one of the best there is. English is just a language mate

[@xanderalex3453]

Haaland would make even "the curtains are blue" teachers cower in fear

[@davekika7394]

BOTH LEGENDS SITTING TOGETHER AMAZING ❤💙😊

[@theingridish]

Haaland is so exotic I can’t tell if he is handsome or not, he is interesting

[@ambikadas10]

This is a strange comment but I can totally relate 😅

[@khabanelamevids3892]

Why females gotta always comment about looks lmao what does being handsome or not have to do with anything 🤣🤣🤣

[@theingridish]

@@khabanelamevids3892 because it’s the first thinggg we noticeee aaaa

[@khabanelamevids3892]

@@theingridish yeah and then complain when saying men only care about looks 🤡

[@binkao2938]

We notice it but don’t only care about it unlike y’all

[@MrHenhen5]

"so wine and a kebab pizza" No my system is not programmed to eat such foods during the season, error error

[@animedudebelike...4467]

‘What is your favorite meal?’ Haaland almost give a full human definition to him lol

[@JLSupernovaPyrexia]

Interviewer: What do you eat, by the way? Haaland: Food

[@samwlodawskitheone]

You know, the crazy thing is the fact that the sacrifice that incredible athletes like Erling make to play as good as they do also prevents them from really ever enjoying the things that they like to eat. Seems like a huge sacrifice for someone like me.

[@Kappenn]

Haha, me and my friends met Haaland at a kebab shop in Oslo this summer.

[@Ac817IY]

How tall was he

[@vnkdabaz3513]

@@Ac817IY he’s like 6’4 - 6’5

[@mithilthakur7973]

​@@vnkdabaz3513 who

[@ayaanbadal6748]

​@@vnkdabaz3513say that in meters

[@vnkdabaz3513]

@@ayaanbadal6748 195 m

[@cano13xyz15]

So sympatic! He is just a honest guy.

[@JJJackson777]

I never knew i'd been training like Haaland for the last 4 years but here we are, i'll see you soon Alan Shearer.

[@irishleagand]

Dunno what some people are talking about, he seems pretty chill honestly

[@BaneOfV]

"One more contract and i quit so I can finally eat"

[@Cheese321]

Haaland once said "GIVE ME CHAMPAGNE ARGHHH ADDICTED TO CHAMPAGNE👹" (His favourite drink)

[@j0nnyism]

This guy is what happens when you combine maximum talent with maximum determination. Amazing man

[@switchitwithdc3612]

Haaland got a lot of bad press over one bad interview, the guy is a normal guy. Hilarious in fact, what a talent we are alive to witness also.

[@MotivationEdits]

I mean calling him a robot isn't bad press , its like messi is called the alien

[@yeetjones927]

What interview you talking about?

[@ojasvgupta3015]

Bro was probably running on Full Cloud storage so they couldn't feed him on how to answer normal questions in lab.

[@mrsdadmins5275]

Underrated comment 😂

[@persadmotorsports9976]

Gary acting like he’s a secret City fan.

[@velvette_star]

I love him so much he is so silly goofy

[@karthiksabareesh2869]

Jokes aside, the discipline really shows. No wonder he's so physically superior to everyone else on the pitch

[@ryanahmet7803]

Nice to see he’s down to earth

[@sulaimanking7654]

He eats goals and premier league😈

[@sarthakkrishna3492]

he’s suddenly so much more talkative

[@ChompingShark728]

“My favourite meal is things” -Erling Haaland 2022 Edit : I’ve never have so many likes before tysm! Ty for all the like 👍

[@ChompingShark728]

Why no comments lol

[@hang12725]

Lol I was thinking about the same

[@ChompingShark728]

@@hang12725 lol

[@ChompingShark728]

Still no comments

[@stephenhayes5636]

Just leaving a comment, on the lack of comments for such a momentous comment

[@lordchosen19]

"Haaland" has reached level 36, now it is the time when he evolves into "Brock Lesnar". I hope Pep has his master ball ready just in case the evolved pokemon tries to escape to Real.

[@ngvplays]

Haaland seems like a cool guy

[@uncontrollable343]

Haalands favourite meal is raw uncooked defender