Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever - Incoherent Mess Of Underrated Genius - Worst Movie Ever

[@SpaceIce]

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[@NSGrendel]

I watched this movie entirely because I am a movie nerd and it seemed so bad as to be good. Thankfully, I watched it when I was struggling to get to sleep during my divorce. It was rough, but the sweet embrace of every poor decision I've ever made helped distract me from the dialogue. After that, my sus-an membrane kicked in and I went into a coma to safeguard my basic biological functions. Never forget.

[@waynejoshua7958]

Can't wait to see that seagal cupboard fiasco😂😂

[@OratoryJamesIV]

@@SpaceIce That movie still lays claim to having the most epic death in cinematic history. Eaten by a tiger while simultaneously being exploded into paste by a landmine field inside of a Roman coliseum. Unbeatable.

[@dominiclee5786]

In my life there were 2 movies whereby I am the only one watching in the theater. The first was Double Team in 1994, the other was Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever in 2002🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AbyssWalkerDRF]

@SpaceIce please do Dragon Ball Evolution next….!!!!!!!!

[@OratoryJamesIV]

I can sum this entire movie up in two sentences: A drunken Spanish man fights a stoic Asian woman in search of his Italian/Puerto Rican wife and their Caucasian son. And literally everything explodes.

[@TT-rt2kh]

DEI: The Movie

[@jessicachafoya3747]

😂😂😂😂😂 yes

[@stealthattack2209]

LOL

[@meditationsoundscapes5203]

she keeps her eyes open while shooting and shes hot. just needs to work on the CQB moves

[@docsays]

- yup pretty much how i remember it

[@derek223556]

I really enjoyed the Seagal cameo at the aquarium

[@gsigs]

This comment deserves more love.

[@IG88AAA]

F*cking got ‘em

[@Kuromori-v9z]

That's an insult to Beluga whales.

[@bigk5837]

😆

[@RollinOnLunarEcstasy]

Underrated comment.

[@psychotictactoe]

"There's a perfectly reasonable explana..HOLY SHIT EXPLOSIONS!"

[@YuOogami-ld1vk]

It's the equivalent to dogs seeing squirrels

[@The_ZeroLine]

lol, there’s no reason why she would even being trying to assassinate Banderas when he’s in the school bus.

[@shadowfallenable]

🤣🤣🤣

[@codenameh416]

It was promoted locally when filming began as the first movie filmed here that actually takes place here in Vancouver. Then the movie came out and we all felt shame.

[@ryanbarker5217]

you mean more shame than just being canadian

[@majortom2540]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.

[@frustratedalien666]

This movie is like a walking billboard that states "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FILM IN VANCOUVER" 😅

[@kama-kiri6496]

Condolences. I recognized the Vancouver Library building...

[@calvatronic]

Oh yeah my mom was event coordinator for the plaza of nations and kept telling me all about it. I always hated the name

[@CaptGuts1945]

That dance off was Seagal level.

[@kama-kiri6496]

Some Auralnauts vibes too.

[@e-gostar420]

Roberto Schneider

[@FranktheDachshund]

¿Donde estan la biblioteca?

[@samholdsworth420]

​​​@@FranktheDachshundtu casa madre

[@Victor-sn6jd]

Esteban Gaviota.

[@carmelorosario155]

Yo no hablo Espanol, que dicen... ah mier-

[@gregbors8364]

“Antonio! Hacer copias!”

[@john_blues]

Asian driving jokes? What is this nineteen eighty...HOLY SH1T EXPLOSIONS!!!

[@danielaustin2766]

Asian WOMAN driving jokes.

[@The_ZeroLine]

You could tell the era by “bang band di ditty ditty” being a non-ironic part of the soundtrack.

[@shadowfallenable]

🤣🤣

[@Tstorm-il5ih]

Classics never die just like the bartender 😂. See what I did there

[@thekiller7994]

No matter what people say about this movie, at least Steven Seagal isn’t a part of it

[@brianhutcherson1700]

According to sensei Segal that's why it failed. He didn't write it 😂

[@alexwhite8449]

You obviously didn't watch the video as far as 8:05

[@MitchMeetings]

Am I going senile or is Space Ice getting even better at making these? This was hilarious

[@ahjus7604]

He's miles ahead of where he was 2 years ago

[@nathanwilliams4005]

His writing, editing and narration have improved immensely.

[@naruthenarcissist]

For sure, it's top notch.

[@chendaforest]

Both.

[@basinxrandomstuff7264]

Keep in mind this is SUUUUPER low hanging fruit tho

[@Clockworkorangecassidy]

Desperadon't

[@mroctober3657]

I see what you Desperadid.

[@larrydotson2625]

Let's not be too harsh, they deserve a desperadover

[@shadowleon659]

This movie had one job. One FUCKING job!!! All it had to do was give us a film about Puss in Boots and Viper fighting each other for an hour and thirty minutes with Kitana and Darth Maul in supporting roles. But yet it somehow managed to screw that up and made it a borefest.

[@moleahjobe]

Despera’no

[@bestthingsinceslicedrice]

Desperadont why dont you come to your senses? 🤣

[@peteschaub7561]

That dance off scene was one of the funniest things I've seen in a really long time. Space Ice you are a scholar and a gentleman.

[@teejjames3173]

I also rewatch a few times 😂😂

[@floundergearjam]

"Find an Asian woman who can't drive somewhere out in the world...piece of cake" - Space Ice, you are the best.

[@CountDrankula0o0]

How do you blindfold an asian? Its not dental floss....its with a windshield

[@mig50cc]

​@@CountDrankula0o0 As an Asian, I find your joke extremely offensive.......because you used it before I could🤣

[@marckhachfe1238]

One of his best....and that bar was already super high

[@calumlittle9828]

Racist yet not a truer word was ever spoken.

[@michaelporter9354]

Hey, my wife is Asian. She can't drive.

[@skliff5907]

The flipped bus picking up speed was amazing 😂

[@meditationsoundscapes5203]

newtonian physics collapsing

[@leoskavalt1518]

That dance scene caught me so off guard. Easily the second best dance scene you've ever shown us

[@randyhavard6084]

It's pretty funny that Lucy Liu handles a firearm and shooting better than most of the action heroes in Hollywood

[@markrlondon]

“Newtonian physics is collapsing, all around him.” I love this line.

[@milkmanleeroy]

I met Lucy Liu during filming this in Vancouver. The mall is called "Tinseltown" and it still remains, to this day, a ghost mall that's somehow still opened. It was most busiest when the crew was filming there. During breaks, I was standing off to the side where Flying Wedge was and yelled out "I love you Lucy!" The best thing is I professed my love to Lucy and she actually walked up and hugged me. I ugly cried for 30 minutes. My life was complete. You could have executed me there and I would have had no regrets. An angel already embraced me.

[@jkmarshall3553]

Unless there was an explosion, THAT SH*T never happened!

[@SPTX.]

I"m kind of jealous, but not, but still a little.

[@GlitchedUtopia]

Yea, she is a beautiful woman.

[@cesly87]

Monica

[@serpentinefire921]

Jesus Christ this is fem as fuck

[@veganbutcherhackepeter]

I think around 1:03 there was a guest appearance by Seagal when the torturing of a helpless woman was heard on that recording. Mutilating the innocent while sitting down in a chair that can hardly support the weight of his gut is his one core skill.

[@Floodsye]

Imagine the talent you have to possess as writers, producers, and directors to take Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu and somehow come out with a completely unwatchable trainwreck...Hollywood you've done it...again.

[@motherplayer]

We at least got two decent FPSs on GBA for our troubles.

[@edgabrielocay3376]

I'm reading your comment using space Ice's voice.

[@OratoryJamesIV]

@@motherplayer It's so weird because the GBA game was based on a completely different draft of the script for the film. Which might explain why it was a good game.

[@aaronrose3110]

If this movie was released in 2024 instead of 2002 it would literally top the charts

[@245bryce]

Finders V. Keepers was a golden joke!

[@trefontaine]

Simpsons joke

[@bananaempijama]

It's official! Lucy Liu knows how to shoot, unlike seagal

[@tempslip]

She can also raise her leg above her waist. Something else Segal wished he could do.

[@mohdamerulaidilbinrazisahm7317]

And she can climb up the stairs perfectly 😂😂

[@welles28]

Tragically, their acting talents are roughly equivalent.

[@cyborgparrot1996]

The fact that this didn't kill/destroy the careers of Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu says a lot.

[@ComaLies225]

If I remember correctly, the reason why the movie was an overall mess was because there was multiple rewrites, changes in production and the director Kaosayananda was removed from creative control and some scenes filmed were deleted from the final film. Also they were trying to be more like the matrix (I guess in terms of aesthetics????) I feel bad for Kaosayananda cause they literally massacred his project

[@DerMeister821]

Oh, I don’t think the original was going to be any good…

[@kingofaesthetics9407]

​@@DerMeister821It would've at least been more consistent than the final result.

[@deanostanley8530]

Rob Schneider

[@mohdamerulaidilbinrazisahm7317]

The Franchise studio really have some bad history making a movie. That's the reason why the studio went bankrupt after Battlefield Earth. Don't get me started on their lawsuit

[@Windbadger]

So basically this was The Matrix Ret*rded in all but name.

[@gideonbrown4215]

Fun fact: According to Rotten Tomatoes, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is the Number 1 worst reviewed movie of all time. One critic summed it up saying, “Just go bang your head against a wall for 90 minutes. It will have the same effect.”

[@leyazaki]

We're starting with Banderas now! Sweet

[@itsjustme8947]

Assassins next, please?

[@bananaempijama]

​@@itsjustme8947 Thought the same 😅

[@JDeez45]

Got out of my job to see some POS hit my car(not tapped but HIT) and drove off. I was pissed and cursing all the way home. Was happy for a new Space Ice upload. This video made me laugh out loud. Thanks, man.

[@jont3227]

Lucy Liu strikes again

[@macgregordawson3164]

If a mullet could talk, its voice would sound exactly like Space Ice, and I'm all for it.

[@rocksteady9826]

They can't talk?

[@hlgarrett3]

How dare you speak about my fantasy baby mama in this tone, Space Ice.

[@Tstorm-il5ih]

It maybe a dude 😂

[@tokukeitaro]

Jesus Christ, seeing this at the cinema was the most painful experience of my life, and I've been crippled after a car accident and had to relearn how to walk.

[@GlitchedUtopia]

congratulation on your recovery!

[@tokukeitaro]

@GlitchedUtopia thank you. It was many years ago, but that long year remains a vivid memory.

[@nurgle333]

Transformers 3 was mine

[@tokukeitaro]

@nurgle333 my sympathies, I noped out of Transformers after the 1st one.

[@rocksteady9826]

@@tokukeitaro Congrats on your reco...HOLY SH!T EXPLOSION!

[@mikesaler1038]

Space Ice is my KZbin hero for one very good re- Holyshit Explosions!

[@yojimbo9310]

Rob Schneider is anti vax & publicly spoke out against lockdowns & vax mandates. The man is a saint. Big Stan was awesome!

[@ridgesail]

That dance-off edit... Now THAT was an underrated masterpiece

[@BrockLee3]

COP IN SUV: "Alright, Chief! I lost those two bikes which were chasing me." POLICE CHIEF: "You were supposed to be chasing THEM, you idiot!"

[@Djordje_Jovanovic]

Fun Fact #1: Lucy Liu & Gregg Henry (the blonde guy) starred opposite Mel Gibson in the movie Payback (1999). Fun Fact #2: The short guy with spiky hair is Ray Park who played Darth Maul in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) & Toad in 1st X-Men movie (2000).

[@DerMeister821]

Ahh, the good ole days when Lucy Lui was being shoehorned into everything.

[@jkmarshall3553]

Yeah... well... I wouldn't mind being "shoehorned" into her!

[@NexusFantismo]

When Space Ice said "Well, ok then" I felt that LOLLLLLL

[@stabngab]

That bad guy in this movie that danced off with Lucy Leu was the same guy who played Darth Maul lol

[@patrickbateman312]

Ray Park? I didn't know he was in this

[@Vortex_Feedz]

@@patrickbateman312didn’t know the dark knight would be in KZbin comments

[@Artofficial1986]

Directed and produced by Thai filmmaker Wych Kaosayananda (under the pseudonym of 'Kaos') Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever was universally panned by critics and has been frequently described as one of the worst films ever made. The film underperformed at the box-office, grossing $20.2 million on a production budget of $70 million. With a total of 119 reviews, by far the most for a film with a 0% approval rating, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is the worst-reviewed film in the history of Rotten Tomatoes. Wych Kaosayananda stated he had never seen the finished film.

[@robbieshand6139]

Unfortunately I saw it once. It truly is one of the worst films ever made.

[@docsays]

- perfectly copied from wikipedia

[@Artofficial1986]

@@docsays so?

[@docsays]

@@Artofficial1986 - it might be nice to mention where you got the info. Thats all

[@Artofficial1986]

@@docsays ok i will next time professor. Will this effect my grade?

[@TapSangBong]

Vitas - The 7th Element ->if you're thinking "where did I hear that dance-off music?"

[@RiaJin]

One of the greatest music videos of all time! lmao

[@itsjustme8947]

FINALLY! Someone explained this piece of .... to where I could understand the plo..............EXPLOSION!

[@Hykje]

The production company behind this movie was forced into Chapter 11 bankruptcy 2004 because of fraudulent accounting, because of some shenanigans inspired by Mel Brooks's "The Producers".

[@TheMKCrab]

"How much of Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever have we sold?" "25,000%"

[@YETTheShow]

Met Lucy Liu once. While I was talking to her all I can think was “My god she is short. Like tiny. Like a hobbit!” Then I see her in films like this and know that a really strong breeze can blow her away. So bullets may not stop her but the wind? The wind can stop her.

[@raktar1]

1:38 the angry video game nerd

[@johnsilva1773]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@YourNameTag]

Same thought

[@BradyKaynee]

5:45 that cop's level IS OVER 9,000! yes... that is Vegeta

[@davidknightx]

Space Ice is to explosions what a kitten is to a laser light.

[@disbeafakename167]

Those weren't whole rounds being ejected, the 7.62 blank round has an elongated neck to help with feeding.

[@surq0784]

Thank you! I had to search 2 minutes for this comment!

[@undertakersixxx7212]

Steven Seagull: What's my fault here? Space Ice: Every thing.

[@CaptainLuckyLuke]

The writer of this, the worst reviewed film in history, later went on to write Star Trek: Discovery. Just pointing that out.

[@yuliocat82]

Holy sheet explosion !!!...Nice touch SpaceIce...😝😝🤣🤣

[@tonyromano6220]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ComaLies225]

0:42 subtle joke is killing me right now😂😂😂😂 I can’t breathe hahahahha

[@ichdarfdaswirklich5073]

I was warming up with crescending laughter the five "Oh, shit, explosion!" but completely lost it at "Ok, NOW everybody's dead!" 😀 Dear Spice-Man Damme, thank you for making my day!

[@AndyBonesSynthPro]

"spraying your hose at the dogs going at it on your front lawn" is the funniest thing I've heard this week and it's fucking Froydayyyy

[@robertjackson8246]

"He rolls all the way into an aquarium. Just go with it."

[@The_ZeroLine]

Banderas has a good cosmetic surgeon. He actually didn’t look haggard here. Oh wait, this movie is from 2002. Drops shotgun to pull out handgun. That’s Seagal level stupid.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Even in the film, he has little to no serious need for a full size 12ga pump. 🤔 .... Lucy Liu using a 5.7mm FN P90 made sense. It's small, holds 50-100rd. No recoil.

[@shadowleon659]

You should review Assassins (1995) with Sylvester Stallone and Antonio Bandares. It's easily one of Sly's most underrated and underappreciated films. It's a pretty good and tense action thriller film.

[@rocksteady9826]

What would be the point of doing a GOOD movie?

[@mimzy4319]

This movie would've been more enjoyable if Steven Seagal wrote, directed, and starred in it.

[@Clockworkorangecassidy]

@@mimzy4319 Bloatistic: Breakfast vs Cheddar

[@itsjustme8947]

@@Clockworkorangecassidy Stairs vs Chairs!

[@xbigwormx]

@mimzy4319 We need a Mega blockbuster hit movie to show the world: Staring Steven Seagal. Written by Neil Breen. Directed by Uwe Boll.

[@malkomburries1307]

This is the funniest channel on KZbin

[@warrencarrigan1189]

“While Newtonian Physics is collapsing all around him…”

[@mckill85]

"How bout a Mall in Vancouver or some shit...nailed it!" 😂😂😂😂

[@myfriendcaffeine-tb2fn]

I worked at a video store when this pos movie hit theaters. We were renting it a month later We had 20 vhs copies and 20 dvd copies for rent. Barely rented due to bad word of mouth.

[@ebbderelict]

So upsetting that Darth Maul sounds so unthreatening. Must be why he rarely gets lines.

[@mofarr83]

Movie had some great explosions, no cgi

[@Spraybottle521]

This shit came out in 2002 and thank god I never heard of it until now. God damnit, Space Ice!

[@jacobstaten2366]

It's not a good movie, but it's nowhere near as bad as many movies. Some of those were even financially successful.

[@HectorH-q6f]

9:10 dance 🕺💃

[@Loyal2Logic]

Best part!!

[@emmanuelgyamfi4144]

Ok....what is the name of that song 😂😂😂😂😂

[@pedrowla2297]

Lucy Liu, my lover.

[@ebbderelict]

I'll always remember you. MEMORY DELETED!

[@ricoaioa]

@@ebbderelict Oh I got that one, nice

[@jorgenthompquist226]

People need to know about the can eat more

[@domokun845]

​@@ebbderelict ahh the glory days of futurama

[@undergroundvibes2346]

We need a remake of that masterpiece with Rob Schneider vs Sensei Seagal

[@ICEnovaTI]

Space Ice 🧊 blessing us, yet again!

[@Nyatsimba_Mutota]

0:42 "...to be such a bad driver, you could wreck a parked car" Then an Asian woman shows up. 🤣🤣I saw what you did there Space Ice!

[@jessegriffin9]

Thank you, Spaceman. I had a good laugh.

[@Dangit-Dangit]

This video has changed my life. My whole outlook on everything that exists in this world, in fact even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way ever again. This video represents emotions most humans could never comprehend. But I can. Thanks to this video I have been awakened to many things previously thought unimaginable. Thank you.

[@glenbrown7364]

😮happy Monday Space Icers

[@DOCTOR_SANITY]

HOLY SH!T EXPLOSION! (A Space Ice original comedy bit) & 'FUMBLE F'ING' total LOL! & 'HOW F'ING DARE YOU!' Massive LULZ! Keep expanding the SCHTICK! You just keep getter better and funnier!

[@RevTim70]

I've never seen this movie but why do I think Space Ice's version makes more sense?

[@jkmarshall3553]

It always does...

[@danielelise7348]

That dance off music is fucking hilarious,you have to use it.🤣🤣🤣

[@evaflintironstag9356]

Bravo, sir! You are only getting better and better with time. This was hilarious. May your mullet be lush and wild forever.

[@AndyBonesSynthPro]

Requests for next Best Movie Ever. Live Free or Die Hard. The Wheelman. The Guest. Lucy. American Psycho (big challenge, do-able). Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me. From Dusk Till Dawn. And we really, really need a 2nd shot at Prisoners of the Ghostland- it's that good, come on bro

[@rangeroadmoto]

I am just here to listen to you say "MEGA HIT BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE"

[@rogierb5945]

The villains masterplan to get the girl is the Steven Seagal of masterplans.

[@ravenmorrigana1093]

Time to leave a perfectly normal comm- HOLY SHIT EXPLOSION!!

[@Makoto03]

I remember this movie! It was one of the worse films i ever saw as a teen. But haven't watched it since it released. Cool to see Space Ice do a hilarious video on it.

[@sedevacante0027]

I just wouldn't feel the same if these weren't Mayguh BlockBuster Hit Movies.

[@john155595]

8:04 It's rare to see Steve Segal swimming in his natural habitat 😂😂😂

[@dbblues.9168]

3:23 "aren't gonna let her one down them." 😂 I'm cooked.

[@michaelhutchings8599]

As good as the FBI/ATF scabies comparison haha

[@davidsummer8631]

Forget about Finders Vs Keepers the real story was Losers Vs Weepers

[@denimjeanz916]

Movie could have just said Rob Schneider and then end credits roll. Would have paid to see that.

[@kebabsvein1]

So much staring and continuity errors in this movie. I remember seeing ads for this movie when I grew up and it ended up as a total clusterfuck

[@TheMrFishnDucks]

Absolutely hilarious. Keep up the good work.

[@jinkade]

I think I'm one of the only people to have ever seen this film in the theater.

[@mimzy4319]

I'm right there with you. I never thought or heard about it again until today.

[@misterringer]

@@mimzy4319 It was just you two. It grossed 13 dollars at the box office because I know you cheap asses went to the matinee.

[@toweypat]

I'm amazed there there was a dancing scene and it didn't involve a certain Belgian actor in a certain Asian bar.

[@AndyBonesSynthPro]

I can't do .5 seconds of your voice without giggling to tears dude

[@Maxdady01]

"Well, ok then." Pure excellence!

[@scotthoward1265]

Wished better for Banderas, he's always entertained. Lucy Lu....meh

[@UnBeraBull]

"while Newtonian physics was collapsing all around him" was what killed me. Whole video was a banger!

[@NjengaNgunjiri]

Iceman is a gift from the heavens. Your videos are the highlight of my weeks!

[@homelessjesse9453]

Imagine if Space Ice covered Threads (1984).

[@Dave.Angel.Eco.Warrior]

Everyone in Sheffield is just having fun EXPLOSION!

[@PC-dh7mu]

Boredom and curiosity led me to search the background text for the "Ecks, Vinn" "Deceased" screen. Turns out, it's an actual autopsy report for Lisa McPherson, a Scientologist who died under the "care" of her Scientology branch in Florida. What a fun fact!

[@atthatmatt]

Space Ice is the GOAT

[@Doomreb]

The one thing nobody is mentioning with this movie, which honestly shows just how ignorant everyone truly is, is the sheer fact that Antonio Banderas is clearly attempting to uncover the details of the unfinished busi- !!!HOLY COW EXPLOSION!!!!