'Field goals ain't like child support payments. You can't just miss 'em whenever you want. " LMAO!!!!
@BoondockGore3 ай бұрын
The Christian McAsscheeks one got me
@GeezNutz3 ай бұрын
"..asking for a happy ending at Super Cuts" is amazing
@berke23363 ай бұрын
aksin* lol
@publius93503 ай бұрын
Dude, you never know unless you aks.
@chimoshi33933 ай бұрын
I don't even watch football, but when I heard the Ravens lost to the Chiefs for the Super Bowl game all I could think of was Stavys return.
@jatna773 ай бұрын
Damn, nailed the Maryland Mumble and everything.
@sgtleobella3 ай бұрын
I myself am facing some legal trouble after asking for a happy ending at a Supercuts 3 months ago 😂
@briantaylor96973 ай бұрын
I lost it on the happy ending comment.
@ieism13 ай бұрын
My neighbour, a hairdresser, had a handwritten note outside yesterday that read: ” special deal today ❤❤❤ blow-dry $20”. Im still unsure if this was intentional or not, because she's real dumb. 😂😂
@TheDylls3 ай бұрын
It was always my understanding that that was what made the cuts "super"
@pippip99273 ай бұрын
DeShawn Watson? Is that you?
@soth1sol2 ай бұрын
@@TheDylls same. bc i've been to just regular "cuts", you know? i won't even ask there.
@pnwesty71743 ай бұрын
Wages garnished by auto zone. 😂
@andrewposan49453 ай бұрын
Please let this be a yearly thing 😂
@PcCAvioN3 ай бұрын
"I just had one of my episodes where whatever i just said, dont tell and you have to forget it" literally made me cramp from laughing
@WordToMomsYo3 ай бұрын
THIS DUDE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE
@awaystorkawaaay3 ай бұрын
On man's Dundalk Trash is another man's National Treasure
@420JackG3 ай бұрын
But the breakfast?
@conor71543 ай бұрын
Extremely unfunny
@420JackG3 ай бұрын
@@conor7154 avocados if you're nasty
@tcbowen123 ай бұрын
Read the room @@conor7154
@LRocketz3 ай бұрын
‘Wages garnished by auto-zone??’ Too funny!!
@Panhead49EL3 ай бұрын
Im telling myself this is the preview for the new season of The Wire.
@tuckermillett3 ай бұрын
Put Ronnie in the booth next year @ravens
@mrbeans24253 ай бұрын
im fucking dying RONNIE!!!! Sorry yoh, i was just having one of my episodes! where whatever I just said dont count and you have to forget it!!!! Tabitha TAKE ME BACK!
@MrNicvdb3 ай бұрын
I don't know what sports are but I'll watch anything Stavvy puts out.
@kylehansen14513 ай бұрын
Go fund me started to “Save Ronnie’s Dong” Yo! Sco Ravens MVP take that away from US
@zgjfinance27963 ай бұрын
What a rollercoaster
@Blas4ublasphemy3 ай бұрын
He's the real life version of Carl from ATHF...
@Mike_S7073 ай бұрын
top tier edit Stavvy hilarious
@Elecjester3 ай бұрын
this was the happy ending we all deserved =)
@crowe93853 ай бұрын
These are my favorite Stav. Perfection
@davidcunningham18633 ай бұрын
Hilarious man, start to finish funny. Tabitha take me back, Cal Ripken Jr needs a father lol!!!
@kiaorioncreative3 ай бұрын
Some of these were GOLD
@user-im7uh5nl6t3 ай бұрын
Cal Ripken Jr. Jr. lol
@patmac473 ай бұрын
This might be the best Stav ever!
@THE_DEEZLE3 ай бұрын
Between Lamar and Giannis, it’s disappointment Central in the Halkias household
@eggoslayer10013 ай бұрын
This is extreme Baltimoring
@HartJon2823 ай бұрын
This is gold lol
@XEZGOLDZ3 ай бұрын
Incredible
@willznuts3 ай бұрын
I believe they loss due to not enough "Ocean."
@danielmorris36873 ай бұрын
Holy fuc# Stavvy. This is the best, 3 minutes 42 seconds of complete fanboy insanity. 😂😂
@JacaboBlanco3 ай бұрын
So glad to have Stavy on our side 😂
@TheRealSyckflo3 ай бұрын
Shout out to Sarku Japan at White Marsh Mall!
@alejandrorp51603 ай бұрын
0.25 Intenionally cursing like a raven would? KA-KAW!
@e.d.j3 ай бұрын
49ers fan here, bout to get a ring for The City and for Baltimore...
@jedknutson83733 ай бұрын
BP nerves will get the best of him...
@nickhaines6013 ай бұрын
Niner Nation lets gooo
@HonestDepression1013 ай бұрын
Bummer. But hey screw you Jed! My boy Purdy went to the SB in his first full year in the NFL and he played a pretty good game. They did lose but he definitely did not choke.
@iamgates76793 ай бұрын
Cal Ripken Jr Junior can’t grow up without a dad
@HonestDepression1013 ай бұрын
Oh my god.... that was 3:42 of hysterical gut busting laughter. I literally got a headache from laughing so hard just now.
@dumpygolf3 ай бұрын
please protect ronnie at all costs! also, we need to play clifton park soon!
@bhambhole3 ай бұрын
Good character work
@complexobjects2 ай бұрын
Imagine this being the first video you see of Stav
@SpiritOfTheWest13 ай бұрын
Amazing 😂
@playerone29223 ай бұрын
Bangor
@dopeboi13yearsago93 ай бұрын
DUDE YOURE TOO GOOD
@chrisloboda73313 ай бұрын
So good lol
@georgejameson54003 ай бұрын
STAVY BABYYYYYYYY
@chapterblaq3 ай бұрын
My man channeling Carl from ATHF 😂
@sethwheeler35313 ай бұрын
Squires!? Lol...lotsa baby daddies in there for sure
@CiscoSZR3 ай бұрын
Shame on Super Cuts for turning you down bro 😮
@J4CKWR4TH3 ай бұрын
"I ain't seen a beat down that bad since my uncle caught Special Jimmy using his flesh light" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@inertiaspinner5553 ай бұрын
It’s sports entertainment like the WWE, so give them Flaco and let’s redo the Super Bowl
@dudedabsworth8023Ай бұрын
This character is worth millions. You could do a weekly show that would rule the sports world
@carpeimodiem3 ай бұрын
Ronnie!!! It's yer boi Noodles, yo! Lemme borrow yur lucy hoodie, yo... I put my authentic Chuck Norris autographed nunchucks up against lil Ray's EBT card for 6 months on the Over in the Superbowl yo Plus remember that one time you gave my sister herps and I didn't even trip on anybody even though I coulda. I need those 48 points yo!!
@Rynlox3 ай бұрын
Such a brilliant cavalcade of pronouncements.
@420JackG3 ай бұрын
Best season long NFL commentary since Carl.
@arcadeslum58823 ай бұрын
As a giants fan this hits me in the feels. Up yours Brady!
@420JackG3 ай бұрын
@@arcadeslum5882 BIG BLUE WRECKING CREW
@MoneyMark973 ай бұрын
This character is brilliant
@splooie023 ай бұрын
Ronnie is the long lost brother of Carl Brutananadilewski.
@covidkiller4203 ай бұрын
Haha as a NINERS fan this was hilarious😂
@frethero1924 күн бұрын
For the Baltimore based MD bros, we absolutely 100% know someone like this, if its not us ourselves.
@chuckinflixin74833 ай бұрын
Nick bombastic side eye👀
@thyowen3 ай бұрын
so fucking funny man
@brandonsigecan31743 ай бұрын
As a die hard fantasy football lover.... And football in general... This is some of the funniest shitbive ever seen 😂
@DaleNole3 ай бұрын
Amazing. Even as a Dolphins fan.
@publius93503 ай бұрын
How do I switch my NFL commentary to Stavos Halkias and Doug Stanhope?
@Yewtubing3 ай бұрын
No way this doesnt hit number 1 on the music billboards
@waynegriswold89533 ай бұрын
funny as BUCK!!!!!
@Knight34343 ай бұрын
Epic
@gabebianco98633 ай бұрын
I SEE YOU CUTTING OUT THE STEELERS STAVY!!!!!!!!!
@lucasd79910 күн бұрын
the absolute goat
@JeanClaudVanDabb3 ай бұрын
Where do we get the jr jr merch
@CashisKingtrucking3 ай бұрын
Credit cards in my kid's name? Thanks for the pro tip!
@jasonowen49793 ай бұрын
. . . gettin my wages garnished by autozone. 💀
@chaphebert3 ай бұрын
This is the funniest thing ever. I said it
@JeanClaudVanDabb3 ай бұрын
5 second pizza in the drill
@BoxheadHakx3 ай бұрын
This was 3:42 of perfect riffs. 👌 *chefs kiss, pause*
@user-jb7fi8ct1u3 ай бұрын
Lmao Him dressed as a raven
@arcadeslum58823 ай бұрын
LOL
@Al_pacenis18 күн бұрын
Cal Ripken jr. jr. 😂
@Kyle38A3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@soth1sol2 ай бұрын
i wanna see baltimore ravens fan on comedy bang bang
@JeanClaudVanDabb3 ай бұрын
Fuck yeah our boy Ronnie izzzz bak
@relaxingmagots3 ай бұрын
Cal Ripken Junior Jr.
@TabascoSour3 ай бұрын
Conner O’ Malley vibes
@anthonymiles14463 ай бұрын
Lol stav
@rtimedwnhere81363 ай бұрын
🤣
@N8tiveWeeb3 ай бұрын
Carl? is that you???
@MOTIVATEDandDEMONSTRATED3 ай бұрын
😂
@Yesyou_3 ай бұрын
Bang Bang Niner Gang
@SoutheastFatzo33 ай бұрын
I lived in Maryland man you should do how what raven fans think of cleveland browns fan.😂
@hhaste3 ай бұрын
I think you mean Bengals fans, they're 110% worse than Browns fans.
@SoutheastFatzo33 ай бұрын
@hhaste nah bmore hate cleveland I kno.but every cleveland browns fan on the lo is a Bengals just kus it ohio.
@marcelinemaeeye3 ай бұрын
The ravens being named after a piece of literature is so ironic seeing how most people from Baltimore probably camt even read
@NewtonHamming3 ай бұрын
Bro is the title ironic
@lewisgrimes71713 ай бұрын
I about shit myself after Cal Ripken JR JR!!! Spot on!!! Go O’s
@hjparcins3 ай бұрын
Bro did i miss the meltdown over Andrews injury?!
@SCOODAMcGOODA3 ай бұрын
Sounds like a phillyfan. Lol
@b.newsome86963 ай бұрын
You are a national treasure Ronnie
@Jeremycook_3 ай бұрын
Cal Ripken jr. jr. Deserves better Ronnie
@ilikeribs55763 ай бұрын
RONNIEEEEEEE
@Jay-xo3kt3 ай бұрын
what if im a little girl with a gambling addiction & a drinking problem?