BANNED FROM Garry's Mod 2

[@ChimpIee]

The jeep at the beginning is so funny, it's never gonna get old

[@voltmaster5005]

My mom: come home. Me: Why? My mom: I made tocos Me: 0:04

[@fuzzypickle2006]

Lmfao thank u

[@dooter8619]

Charlie same

[@Ghoulaze]

Still not old?

[@Thiago-pz8bz]

no

[@Quackity]

those fucking harry potter rp servers are some next level shit

[@mridiot5242]

noice vids mate

[@JaegarX]

quack quack quack what do we have here...

[@ThySolar]

deep shit neighbor

[@t4p_w4ter49]

Skeet

[@devannnnn]

Its our roblox god

[@THEInkedPotassium]

Water: *WATER* James: *ITS WET* Swagger: *Starts making an very complex argument that has meaning and obey laws of physics*

[@jpredonky1299]

DEUS VULT he’s just high

[@THEInkedPotassium]

@@jpredonky1299 hahan't

[@eggofwah4852]

He was definitely high

[@luk7400]

DEUS VULT WATER IS NOT WET

[@EndMeNow517]

Does Bigfoot have fur or hair

[@nevonicwolf4827]

4:05 SCP-40-J: "wack ass bike" When angered, 40-J hits a violent stanky leg until its attackers shit their pants and die

[@killinfantsons3193]

Class: Keter

[@conorarmstrong4216]

Haha

[@nevonicwolf4827]

maggot

[@sebastianfaderberg3218]

That Soldier From TF2 Amen for the lost we have

[@Cat_Sandwiches]

Aesthetic Wolf “hits a violent stanky leg” greatest sentence every written or spoken in the history of everything

[@ryanwininger5300]

the original VRchat

[@limeuwin]

Madbite just chat,vr is not gmod

[@alexderpyracc4053]

Madbite ikr hahaha I got 775h on this game in 3 years and already 100 on vrchat in a month

[@DR-54]

VRchat is worse, way worse.

[@alexfullstop]

The original chat lol vr chat is dat boi remake

[@bence0302bence]

Zephyra Milbert nice profile pic

[@towtruckaj]

"You're honor, At a molecular level, I never actually touched that man, I know his teeth are chipped and he has a black eye, But that was not from me."

[@anotherhuman2414]

its not my fault that he had a negative reaction to the sudden change in proximity of my hand's atoms

[@anarcho-tankie1312]

DarkRP in a nutshell: *game loads for 10 minutes* *crashes*

[@Elesarr]

20 minutes for me xd

[@mid1429]

no this is dark RP in a nutshell loads in gets RDMed comes back gets RDM over and over until I call a admin admin has a fit and I get banned

[@thegourd9296]

i wait about 2 hours to get in and who would really read the rules? I go in taze a man so he doesn't run into someone get jailed then banned for TAZING someone and those 2 hours are wasted until i joined another game while mad and i wait for admins to leave and i kill everyone and leave while i can.

[@yosemiteyosemi488]

no no no its more like, Gmod servers in a nutshell: game loads for 30 minutes crashes

[@FelipeJaquez]

12 GB of addons

[@zaivensmith9655]

Jameskii: *starts argument* Swagger out of nowhere: O K A Y

[@nimbus297]

"Water is boneless ice"

[@voltmaster5005]

Yes

[@RenatusAnimation]

_He's too dangerous to be kept alive_

[@UrielSales]

Ur above humans

[@voltmaster5005]

@@UrielSales Yes

[@bruczek7082]

Xd

[@FragOutSentry]

Gmod is pure chaos. I like it.

[@bradenking6648]

Go back to purple team

[@MISTERGUY1218]

FragOut? More like FagOut HAHAHAHAHA

[@generic727]

Sai Anide no u

[@hiro_6015]

love *

[@VoltageGames321]

FragOutSentry three hundredth like let's go bois

[@Cat_Sandwiches]

2:20 That’s not fire. That’s steam! Steam from the steamed clams we’re having. Mmm steamed clams.

[@xs0ulLess]

Underrated

[@nsqljuan8741]

hams

[@bukachell]

Aurora Borealis

[@blightpotato]

@@bukachell Aurora Borealis?! At this time of day, At part of the year, In this part of the country, Localised ENTIRELY IN YOUR KITCHEN!?

[@tiagohernandez2849]

@@blightpotato Yes

[@70Lu07]

4:05 MTF agent locks SCP [REDACTED] after containment

[@DrCoomer_1]

Object Class: *[Cheddar]*

[@krisdeltarunerr8038]

@@DrCoomer_1 Scp: 12Yeet4567

[@Emmitt_The_Penguin]

That Hogwarts RP was so funny, the admins just eventually gave up and started memeing with us.

[@DurbyNurby]

Wild vr penguin spotted

[@andrejmaric1011]

Dam

[@caveragefacts3395]

What was the first server they were on?

[@Panzerrama]

OK I know these boi

[@404_coffee9]

That's fair enough.

[@howdydobuckeroo1204]

I came back to rewatch this. This is gonna be one of those videos that you just wanna come back to every now and then.

[@lozhie6902]

The laugh at 1:06 sounds like the music at 0:14

[@novakrus9273]

yeah i noticed that from 1st attempt

[@Kit_Katto]

XD

[@Bbhskklh]

What is the music

[@monkeysociety4932]

Hawaii five o theme

[@aur.consurgens]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

[@HerbalAssailant]

I can't believe how much effort you put into the intros. They just keep getting better and better!

[@simonghoul3602]

agree

[@beppermint4092]

Anyone know what the intro song was called?

[@HerbalAssailant]

Pepperoni The Hawaii Five 0 theme song

[@beppermint4092]

Thanks much!

[@RottenHeretic]

aaaaaaaaaand they're gone.

[@arialblade1224]

7:36 - 7:46 I lost it, I told myself I couldn’t laugh but this killed me

[@ksjsnshsunsbsnsnsnsjsjaj]

-Bae come over. -Sorry I'm busy. -My parents aren't home. 0:03

[@supersonic407]

"ENEMY SPOTTED!!" My god, I could not stop laughing for like 10 minutes at that segment! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

[@wafflevomit]

2:06 Imagine it's your first year at Hogwarts. You've been waiting all your life to learn magic and be an amazing wizard. And then you sit down at your House Table and hear this from Dumbledore.

[@connorelliot4832]

1975: I bet in 2018 there will be flying cars 2018 : 0:03 Correct!

[@zedoctor_]

Uganda Knuckles Knows Da Wae! change ur name u gay

[@kvtn1p]

kill me, your name says it all.

[@nathanxfinley]

0:04 🤣

[@Geo_synth]

Hmm..

[@toasted6118]

Nate The Great o

[@dartkittenspeaks7397]

I can feel the 40GB of server workshop and cache files

[@grongolio2122]

Just to end up being banned or needing csgo so it actually works

[@jaivitustilpha4672]

I love your picture. And dear lord the amount of cache files that a single server even holds is inhumane

[@woody9413]

I have 163gb

[@abramo7700]

is your server done loading yet

[@binarypench]

FOOL, I HAVE 1000 GB ON MY HARD DRIVE.

[@cebby3080]

*gets banned for impersonating a youtuber even though you ARE that youtuber* Me : Wait that’s illegal

[@dog-tl5oq]

oh hey me

[@placeholder4988]

@@dog-tl5oq oh hey you

[@CrimsonCreationAGM]

@@placeholder4988 oh hey us

[@smolmoon9254]

@@CrimsonCreationAGM *USSR theme starts playing*

[@griddy922]

@@smolmoon9254 "Communism is so quirky and funny"

[@harryzinc6030]

4:07 "what scp is this" LMAO

[@butchdeloria901]

a fellow scp fan

[@janlanser648]

SCP: ____ “the wacky tricycle” Object class: keter Special containment procedures: SCP____ cannot be contained. If encountered, pray and run

[@pieloloon]

i am a hardcore SCP fan and i was thinking the same thing and when he said that i almost choked

[@cykablyatthemovie2424]

Not Jan Then it's not keter, I forgot what it was called but it's for SCPs like that

[@janlanser648]

TheEnragement Child Apollyon

[@netheright]

Bro, please keep making more of these, they’re so funny. I usually don’t comment on videos, but I figured that others might be inspired

[@jellyjman21]

“Why is this police department on fire” welcome to america 2020

[@funnyvalentine6360]

That aged like fine wine

[@Sharky38_]

holy shit that 'water is wet' argument is great lmao

[@litten24cool67]

"What scp is this" that's my new favorite thing to say now

[@404_coffee9]

It is a funny quote... But what scp is this?

[@shad5812]

4;08 SCP-2034: possessed tricycle. i wanna actually make that SCP now...

[@Dusty-fq1jr]

Correction: 4:08.

[@naudalyke]

Was that my man clunt westwood in the wet argument

[@TheUngiftedGamer]

No SwaggerSouls but, I would have jumped in in a . heartbeat

[@naudalyke]

Clunt Westwood i love you I'm so LATE HI CLUNT

[@dbkwk9]

Clunt Westwood hi!😁

[@NyxInfernal]

i wish he was in more videos, he has the voice of a greek god.

[@darthmusturd9526]

Kali Primp wlunt cestwood

[@nagagibber7877]

New video: nuts in a nutshell

[@dailynpuppy1581]

gibber gaming Done and Done

[@dbkwk9]

Nuts in a nutshell in a nutshell

[@dailynpuppy1581]

DBKWK 9 no Nuts in a Nutshell in a Shellnut

[@deepwaterdude8291]

We have to go deeper

[@eddiemate]

What about nuts in nuts in nutshells?

[@ky-aj-m]

1:42 "The Boiled One I hope that makes sense-" DID THIS DUDE REALLY PREDICT DR.NOWHERES 'THE BOILED ONE PHENOMENON'??

[@RileyMeta]

The "What SCP is this?" caught me so off guard and got me laughing. Great video as always Jameskii

[@noenpegase8468]

"Water is just boneless ice" - Jameskii 2018

[@404_coffee9]

I mean he isn't wrong.

[@Subswithnovideosnoice]

When you order fast delivery amazon 0:01

[@notsocasual4089]

VRChat is nicely made, but Gmod RP will forever be so much funnier to watch and play.

[@iDAN_GER]

Where the *MONETIZATION* is my tricycle?

[@VivaLaDog926]

Her: Babe come over Me: But im riding in my new jeep! Her: My parents are home me: 0:04

[@YellowSabre]

JESUS CHRIST!

[@VivaLaDog926]

Oh heck, you get the idea

[@VivaLaDog926]

Im just gonna keep it there, it was autocorrect

[@YellowSabre]

@@VivaLaDog926 Her parents were home and he came in to kill them with his car?

[@un1que239]

Wolf King u mean my parents aren’t

[@notactive9296]

A German soldier holds up a Gamestop while Bigby Wolf calmly plays guitar. Beautiful.

[@sinistrality7883]

12:13 the dude asked a legit normal question and he just replied with "STFU"

[@droustralius8837]

0:04 Me when i realize black friday ends in one minute.

[@ducksgoquack5212]

Thanks for the reminder

[@AChannel-xp8ll]

Well damn

[@-.Psycho.-]

Here is a funny story of an actual worker from a GameStop. A man went in and took all the 100€ steam gift cards. There were just one problem... They had to be scanned before use or else the codes won't work. He just stole peices of useless plastic.

[@TiredofGaming]

oops

[@SymphonyOfTheSouls]

LMAO

[@heckfrick5650]

Bruh moment

[@sgtmaexx1709]

Swaggersouls is realy smart ... or was he just high? 5:27

[@monkayo]

His dad is an engineer with and could have been a rocket scientists and he’s a massive science nerd

[@pitaman11]

SgtMaexx he’s both

[@CoolReally]

Yes

[@SpringDavid]

Yes.

[@cixem2547]

Precisely

[@JeremyBX]

2:52 i cant stop laughing at that part

[@Mist261]

You can tell he's actually genuinely laughing his ass off lol

[@DavidBrown-jm4gm]

Finally a video that is not VRChat

[@Helperbot-2000]

2:52 top 10 saddest anime deaths

[@TomDot]

Amazing video, thanks for playing on our server. :D

[@x345monkey]

LMAO

[@sisco000]

you should of stayed longer

[@TheEret]

Is water wet? Is a hotdog a sandwich? These are questions that science has yet to answer!

[@elgitarr_]

Tbh hotdog is a sex joke.

[@cobaltdunlin6254]

Is mayonaise an instrument

[@Jeff4theRaid]

well, usually when in reference to wetness we associate it to the non-physically volatile sensation of a liquid (such as the condensation of fog on your skin, or the running of other liquids like juice, broth, soap, etc...) but not anything too dense or thick like tar or, so therefore if its a physiological sensation mostly associated with a non volatile liquid when it comes into contact with the human body, then we give it the trait of being wet, as for hotdogs, its called a hotdog bun, singular, unless there are a rare 2 halves of a hotdog bun separated on both sides of the hotdog without the thin connection of bread between the 2, its like a grinder, you know like a meatball or sausage grinder, well i guess it can be classified as a hotdog-sausage grinder, thats my $0.02 on the subject, deep self analysis.

[@phoenixtheshark]

The SCP Foundation is on the lookout for an anomalous tricycle

[@CallumLowe318]

*A video that isn't Vrchat* ME: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?

[@calehamburger2888]

Generic white male ikr

[@iDAN_GER]

*HEY CAN I HAVE THAT JOB?*

[@Colincantkill]

Admin: “we have to fly cause they keep shooting in guns at u-“ Also admin: *FALLS*

[@RenDaigoEN]

13:49 I was really hoping for Jameskii to go “Security” and the Chell in the background turns around pulling out a shotgun and blast the guy in the back of the head.

[@capriciousart3466]

I have over 1.3k hours on gmod dont tempt me to start playing again!

[@styrofoam9037]

i have 1,5k hours

[@deekay336]

those are rookie numbers, 3.7k

[@PoloDaBear]

I have a measly 1.7k

[@coolghoul5033]

9.7k hours here.

[@kp5602]

Ive never had any funny shit happen to me any guides on how u can achieve that?

[@thedragonofcanada6659]

4:00 I didn't know tricycles had mating rituals

[@kainey]

That intro ahah. I love your video Jameskii, I'm going sometime on VRChat with the hope of seeing you.

[@Shy_Flames]

"Oh no he never got to see my tennis ball."7:42

[@TheUngiftedGamer]

:(

[@Blachawk]

Who is that????

[@bratty_cthulu]

Me: walking home at 4 am A drunky boi: 0:04

[@MrBoko1234]

In a world full of normie memes and videos, Jameskii is my saviour

[@dbkwk9]

*FUCKING NORMIES! REEEEEE!*

[@AverageDoctor345]

If water isn't wet, does that mean that bones are boneless?

[@bananaskindevelopment2236]

and hair is bald

[@roadroller8851]

Average Docter illuminati: stay right where you are.

[@fbiamerica2814]

Average Docter Delete this comment, Now!

[@4realm8rusirius]

Average Docter no it means it has turned dry ice which means if you touch it will feel like touching cold metal

[@AverageDoctor345]

Isn't dry ice made from freezing air, skipping the liquid faze in the process?

[@Dom-HSK]

7:36 makes me question human.

[@vladkick]

0:03 *eurobeat intensifies*

[@Whoisthistho]

I cried, the content is always ace. So glad I came across this channel 😂

[@SymphnyOfWar]

0:04 Trying to park when you're late for work

[@asm101999]

"I can hear it." "But can you feel it.....?" omg lol

[@bananaisgood3743]

Jameskii puts a lot of effort into the intro i like it.

[@subsoniqdnb]

i never thought id hear swagger actually speaking academically

[@captainmeowmeow2405]

10/10 for intro

[@itsyaboithanos717]

i know right

[@GarethJason]

Scared the shit out of me

[@thedragonnatorpd210]

*Jameskii’s titles in a nutshell 1000000*

[@reeeeeee7820]

If only the GameStop bit was made like today lol

[@soyeahsauce]

Your intros are always amazing, good job James!

[@patchouli_s75]

i've been looking for the song that is on the intro for 2 years and finally i heard that same melody that has been playing in my head on repeat for months. i can't find the name.

[@patchouli_s75]

figured it out, it was hawaii 5-0 theme. it came on tv on 2016 christmas here in finland and that's where i found it

[@Pairo_]

@@patchouli_s75 nice job, random person from 3 years ago

[@eyerez_]

Was great to see Clunt Westwood and Blazinga in this video

[@Michael37476]

7:36 Bill Spaceship is the best person ever and I'll never know who he is

[@braxtonwhitt1709]

Hey kids, you want some *Nindendo?*

[@eL-vh2nf]

I know I'll probably get hate for saying this, but this is better than vr chat

[@birdineye4738]

0:02 THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME MAN IT'S 4 AM ARE YOU KIDDING ME! ugh.. I forgot I was watching Jameskii and not a different chill youtuber XD

[@ksubscriberswithoutanyvi-go6nl]

Clunt Westwood needs his own channel tbh

[@TheUngiftedGamer]

Bruh

[@ksubscriberswithoutanyvi-go6nl]

Clunt Westwood uhhhhm I uh I subscribed (cough) (cough)

[@Kk-tv2yc]

I actually believed he was never going to leave VRchat

[@Garaylo]

That fucking intro always catches me off guard, never failing.

[@Somaro782]

Water is wet because Jameskii confirmed that water is Boneless ice

[@weegeelord1337]

would that make boneless pizza wet?

[@jaylonhardin2745]

He said that water is boneless ice 😂

[@food3037]

6:53 Border patrol tasing illegal immigrant.

[@rainbowchu3alt967]

I can't even tell whats better anymore. Gmod or VRChat because both are hell

[@MrRoboGames]

Always will be better than vr chat to me

[@jerrystreen6943]

If vr chat continues to take the path it is now it will just be a vr GMOD in 5 or 7 years

[@arcticfoxguy]

0:05 [insert we’ll be right back meme here]

[@smyley4141]

Dat pink car got me laughing for like a good 5 mins! XDDD

[@abcd6942-x2m]

Then check out early 2022 nintendo direct.

[@algiz21]

I'm glad i met you on the militray roleplay server from RRP and that you killed me twice. And it was also a pleasure to take you hostage! (I was the suicide bomber)

[@crensh_1357]

Water is wet. The water molecules are water, right? So now all of those water molecules touching each other are now making water wet.

[@mag-xj9ly]

*when jameskii learns how to edit from yahoo answers*

[@delphium8476]

finally a video that isn't vrchat

[@Toten4]

3:06 man really tried robing moxi wearing a doge as a hat

[@genocide865]

Gmod the better version of Vr-chat

[@lilbogus]

Soviet Doge gmod the vrchat without vr

[@genocide865]

eliasstyle nah vr chat has no mods and was made only to chat people .

[@harryloveland2748]

You spelt worse wrong

[@theredcrusader8493]

8:36 "ENEMY SPOTTED!" seconds later... "Thank you sir. ENEMY SPOTTED!"

[@Blachawk]

Who says that

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

@@Blachawk literally every npc

[@allenmickhail6963]

vrchat with a limited budget

[@XX-ep5xt]

Allen Mickhail vr chat is gmod without a budget.

[@khaiiisreal]

1:06 why does his laugh sound like the hawaii 5-o open theme XD

[@No-tk2hh]

this is better than the VRChat

[@ryanthemantheholy]

I’m dying the intro was brilliant XD

[@byrokast2617]

1:40 "oh boy oh boy i hope that makes it into the montage"

[@notsocasual4089]

Garry's Mod is a work of art.

[@squidyrious9158]

Wet oxygen Boneless ice hm This is really questionable

[@SymphonyOfTheSouls]

Wet Oxygen: W A T E R Boneless Ice: Icebergs without animal bones in it