Bao and Tricky Judge Chat’s REAL School Confessions (UH OH)

[@Rath_Burn]

That late guy tho. "What are you, a cop?" Dude is chill and knows when to just shut the f up.

[@BatteryAcid777]

imagine if this video is used in a court case, some poor lawyer is going to have to explain to a judge what a vtuber is lmao

[@Semets]

​@@BatteryAcid777Do vtuber access the home wifi network?

[@LG_Official.]

He invoked the 5th

[@Bluecho4]

Bro knows not to admit to anything on a public stream.

[@LordHunter78]

I thought Bao was gonna call the school Bottom High for a second there

[@thesnacccgawdsukuryuappu]

@@DaniMartVTen Womp wompity womp

[@Tactical_Tailgater]

Lost the chance

[@GunterBagsYT]

@@DaniMartVTen BRUH I wouldn't doubt there's fanart of that somewhere.

[@devanmuse]

These "Vtuber Confession" streams get people to admit to things I wouldn't confess to in Guantanamo Bay.

[@Tactical_Tailgater]

I rather be tortured by MGSV's Skull Face then confess the shit they confessed in those streams

[@susatovtuber]

The drug and gambling story person is a madlad

[@umphreak9999]

Aint no way a single adderal prescription turns into all that, was homey getting a refill every other day?

[@Iden_in_the_Rain]

@@umphreak9999yeah man, I’ve had to wait literal weeks past my (very much needed for ADHD) stick to get a refill

[@gman2570]

@@umphreak9999 Dude did say he stopped taking them so maybe he had a ton of unused prescriptions before he became the school drug kingpin

[@umphreak9999]

@@gman2570 or it didnt happen. Once the whole gambling ring nonsense came up, common sense should've taken over.

[@grimreaper686]

I mean someone similar could have happened but not nearly to the porportions he said lol

[@Gamesmarts194]

I like how they’re criticizing a guy who has never touched boobs before about not knowing how to touch boobs when he was forced to touch boobs. I’m sure my wording could’ve been better.

[@Astraeus..]

I mean...to be fair, immediately going to "I squeezed as hard as I possibly could" when touching anybody anywhere for the first time seems like the stupidest possible thing you could do, regardless.

[@Mel_Bat]

​@@Astraeus.. And the other thing is that it probably hurt that girl... Like just checking for cancer lumps can hurt some people and you don't do it with full force so that's probably where the reaction comes from too

[@sapheyersoftsounds7693]

Tricky: "I PISsEdmyself" Bao: HAHAHAHA Me in the middle of a crowd: *bursts out laughing and crying trying to stop laughing*

[@Fulgrim2]

“This isn’t a rp stream!” But it should be!

[@נועםיהודה-י2צ]

there is always one story that i will never forget because of how scary yet stupid it is this happened last year on the first couple of weeks at school. our building was really old, including the AC unit in the class, and so, because of it's old age (and probably because the AC unit wasn't maintained) a rat manage to crawl inside the AC unit and for probably an entire month maybe two even pissed inside it. but wait it gets better. after people noticed the fact the there was literal rat piss coming out of the AC the class was sent out. then the head teacher of that classroom got in and tried to clean it. now here comes the worst part: he used bleach. fun fact: ammonia (NH3) and bleach (NaClO) react with each other to create sodium hydroxide A.K.A. drain cleaner and chloramine gasses that can cause eye and lung irritation. needless to say it was a long while until they could study again in that classroom thank god the chemistry lab was right next to the classroom or that could've poisoned the entire building know your chemistry kids.

[@נועםיהודה-י2צ]

there is another one that's a lot funnier if yall want, but it will take a lot of context plus a bit of israeli politics (but i swear it's the funniest shit ever)

[@aminrasheed4821]

​@@נועםיהודה-י2צdo tell

[@aminrasheed4821]

​@@נועםיהודה-י2צdo tell

[@DarktideVtuber]

Perfect timing, i was needing something to brighten my day :)

[@jarrodreaves243]

Hey bro its nurgel

[@Lumenkin]

Same

[@ar07-s9m]

Never saw the light day to see a Yo Kai Watch clip represent someone’s story

[@Grane1234]

Neither did I, it was truly a jumpscare

[@ar07-s9m]

@@Grane1234 fr

[@voltextrixy]

It’s funny how Bao placed her intro right over Lucy’s intro XD

[@Splitzblue]

1:45 This confession is such a chad confession and I feel like I wanna do something similar in college now.

[@revelare_xvii6269]

The 3rd Confession is literally just Breaking Bad but instead of meth it’s ADHD medications.

[@afteritsallsaidanddoneisti9285]

the ADHD story hits a little close to home. Not saying i did it, but i was acquainted with a dude selling his meds back in uni. i got free food though.

[@Regnart_Seht]

Everyone else got hung up on by Bao, but the last dude had his lawyer advise him to dip.

[@MusicianNrd]

5:31 “Pleasure Quarter” from Gravity Rush 1, and it’s one of my favorite songs from that game.

[@nice1bro759]

vtubers chat is built different

[@boopdeboop2139]

AINTNOWAY SHE GOT PINOY TO EDIT LETSGOOOOOO

[@umphreak9999]

Confession 3: unless your prescription just said "all of it" with unlimited refills, I'm gonna just put that on the "didn't happen" pile

[@opthesadcat2330]

4:41 tricky's laugh was great

[@WhiteWolfie_95]

Every video of you I watch of Bao makes me feel more normal. Thank you for for this, and thank you for your screeches, Tricky.

[@diegoencarnacion8377]

This story is probably submission worthy, and it's not in High School but my freshman year of college, but I rarely catch live streams so I might as well just drop this here and let people extrapolate from there. Beginning of Spring semester I was coming back to campus with all the essentials. New school supplies and a zip-lock bag of my favorite breakfast cereal at the time. Pops. But of course my broke ass couldn't afford those nifty mini fridges everyone (except me) seemed to have. So to remedy this, my mother took a used Gatorade bottle that we had at the house, filled it with milk, and packed it with my stuff so I could eat my cereal the next morning at the dorm. The next morning was great, the semester was about to start, the morning spring air was mystical and I got to start my day with a bowl of Pops with milk from a Gatorade bottle that had been stored in an ice cooler courtesy of my Mom. All of that was context. The semester starts and my lazy ass neglects cleaning after myself for longer than I should've with classes starting up again and everything. Not long after that (maybe a week or two) I get an email from the Dean of the College telling me that I have been complained about by my roommates for inappropriate behavior in the dorm room (I had two roommates). To say I felt blindsided by this was an understatement. Admittedly I was young, and I've learned about proper etiquette when living with people outside of family since then. I know I was more obnoxious than I should've been at night playing video games and stuff, but from my perspective I was getting along really well with my roommates. They hadn't vocalized any issues with me. On top of that, the email from the Dean expressed a sexual connotation to the complaints or offense I had allegedly committed. My (then) virgin ass had ZERO clue what this was about. I was forced to attend a meeting with the Dean personally the next morning about my offense, where she told me that my roommates felt uncomfortable with with fact I presumably was "collecting" my ejaculate in a bottle on my desk and I was instructed to immediately cease this behavior or risk further consequences. You guys are smart so I'm sure you concluded this with the context I provided but it was the Gatorade bottle of milk. I neglected to clean it out properly and had left it on my desk for the past week because my frugal ass was taught to save all useable Tupperware for use later. Suffice it to say, upon realizing what this whole fiasco was about I spent like a solid 25 minutes pleading with the Dean that the bottle in question carried nothing but expired milk mixed with water. And following my return to my dorm room I had a frank discussion with my roommates about the ease at which the issue could've been resolved if they had approached me about it instead of getting the University Authorities involved. I cleaned the bottle in front of them and threw it away per their request, but despite my opposition neither the University nor my roommates ever treated me the same after that, or seemed to trust my word either so....yeah...one of several dorm related fiascos I experienced that year.

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

Something tells me they wanted to permanently kick you out the dorm so they could have the dorm room for themselves to do whatever they wanted

[@diegoencarnacion8377]

@@nickpapadopoulos9978 Honestly...at this point I wouldn't put it past them.

[@theskullboy8700]

Well. That is more of a massive misunderstanding than anything

[@redranger4180]

This was a fun watch and listening to all these stories. Thanks for the fun video bao! 🫂🙏😊💙

[@ZION73082]

Everyone in chat can rest easy, None of you have taking as many L's as Numi yet! ☠️🤣😉😏

[@TheChillboi9]

I'm sorry but, My middle school made us all play an instrument, everyone in the school played an instrument, though I only knew one weird kid who liked to moan in people's ear when he walked by them and I had to sit next to him for a year(in 8th grade).

[@kisame_007]

The SMTIV OST TO THE NUTBRRAKER XRAY KILLED ME 😂😂😂

[@DerakosZrux]

lol my step brother had the same opinion of choir/drama kids. He didn't join choir til HS and they generated his most traumatizing and interesting stories.

[@TheOnlyOne516]

The locker room one is like straight out of an anime

[@mr.shgamingguy]

0:34 why is there a Lucy 1:22 ikr 2:22 yes Bao it’s bad for the body or your stomach or intestines but if you have or any friend have that experience talk with your doctor maybe they will help you they will decide if you have adhd 7:41 get him off 8:12 get this guy off 8:42 I guess order something not even a thing. 8:49 a png tuber? 8:59 no.

[@metronicmagician1816]

These confession videos/streams always remind of much I got away with, and how little people expect me.

[@Ai_M3talloidX7]

The Cross Examination... Oh dear lord, -Sammich- man is *_DOOMED._* o7

[@I_Am_Tron]

2:49 Why does that remind me of “Yo IMMA RAT, I AINT NO SNITCH….” SideTalk MUFUCKIN NYC BABY, SIDE TALK NYC YOU HUURD???

[@Dr_Monitor]

"wait, it's all piss?" "Always has been."

[@bayremor]

Well these confessions were something else

[@Oshbutgamer]

0:43 YOKAI WATCH JUMPSCARE?!

[@WhiteWolfie_95]

"bao say something please" OMFG

[@singledinner6945]

I don't have such story's because I was homeschooled before junior high

[@jstephon99]

How do you go from trying adhd pills as a goof to starting a gambling ring

[@postalinsanity6215]

Because it never happened?

[@umphreak9999]

Lie

[@pikachuattack542]

Funny whale girl

[@Endertazer]

0:08 look at how silly tricky is

[@treybrzezowski3259]

0:43 _WHAT IS THAT GIF?_ XD

[@taylor_hebert]

And to this day Jetter is writing fanfictions about vtubers

[@ssjshallot136]

Not wrong. I do be doing that XD

[@eeveecollector217]

In all honesty, my school confession experience wentlike this: Me: "Hey... I kinda had a crush on you, and I still do..." Them: "Oh, I know." *nervous laughter* Me: "So do you think we cou-" Them: "No. Sorry, but I don't like you." They're stuck in a life full of suffering from getting into the wrong crowd and got pregnant early while I stayed away and waited for my partner to come to me, and now I have a partner that I've been with for 3 years now. ^^

[@eeveecollector217]

Also, I had 0 friends, so extra benefits of depression and social isolation ❤😂

[@TK-7193]

@@eeveecollector217 but hey you got it all in the end eh?

[@eeveecollector217]

@@TK-7193 yep, and that's where the saying of nice guys finish last comes from for me tbh 🤭

[@TK-7193]

@@eeveecollector217 yeah well the "finish last" isnt very true huh? you might have been the last to finish, but your also the victor first. she is just finished.

[@eeveecollector217]

@@TK-7193 that's a deeper way of looking at it, and I like that 😊

[@rustyshakelford1466]

what a great challenge video for the editor!

[@Jesus_christ613]

I have a short story. I accidentally got body slammed in highschool

[@MajorIzan]

The thumbnail got me feeling quirky Teacher Bao and Tricky.... 🤤 🤤 🤤

[@hollycathcart4830]

(Confession 3 btw) yeah I do believe this story because as a 16 year old with adhd through my lifetime I’ve gone through 15 different medications for various different mental disorders other than adhd

[@Daemonkill22]

Pinoy edited this! Love that man.

[@Pr0fessorUnkn0wn]

1:27 damn

[@DarkFrozenDepths]

Bao isn't one to talk about the Choir kids given all the stuff she's said and done... At least they're like that cause they got restricted too much. Meanwhile I'm finding about Bao's "gooner couch" incident only a week after getting into VTubers. I only seriously got into them a month ago mind you.

[@ssjshallot136]

4:12 ...so yeah i need to go crawl in a hole now XD

[@ajpaprocki896]

Hey, I I happen to be a band kid although I was basically normal because I am percussion( meaning drums and stuff) but I also happen to be in DND club

[@godzilla4189]

Man, this is like Phillyonmar's confession video but with a hot vtuber.

[@Nightmare-wo2gd]

I got one for yall. When i was a wee Nightmare, I was in sophomore year and there was this woman I really liked. I spent time getting to know her and eventuallt gathered the courage to ask her out to the homecoming dance coming up. I set up a sweet way to ask her, if anyone wants to know what i did ask, and long story shoet most of the grade was looking, and after we were done, she looked at me, put her hand on my shoulder and said "im a lesbian" and everyone laughed. I havent felt that level of embarrassment since that day. Me and her are still good friends to this day, and she still never lets me live it down. Most embarassing moment of my life.

[@Slightly_Decent]

I definitely feel bad for your past self there but hearing that you're still friends is genuinely so nice. Everyone needs to be able to look back and laugh on past memories.

[@Nightmare-wo2gd]

@@Slightly_Decent I can state with sincerity that I still have not had a more embarrassing moment than that. It's haunting lmao

[@Torkcoaldude]

this is a banger bro

[@noeltorres1749]

Bao and the Feds are coming for you, bro. It's a wrap flush the goods down the toilet.

[@Letsplaymoron]

I swear I've heard PB&J dude's story before. Did this get reuploaded or did Tricky upload it before Bao did or something?

[@ssjshallot136]

I took it down cause of irl issues. A few poor quality chapters are still up on Webnovel under the name Ras23. Haven't had the motivation to go back and make more

[@C4nd1_h34rtz]

FINALLY MY DAY IS MADE

[@guilhermepetroli3612]

Anyone know the anime name at 3:25?

[@RPDTyrant103]

I was told to interact with this video. I was promised a cookie. The cookie was good :3

[@bakatong]

[@phantomas8103]

Bao my beloved

[@YamatoHotsuin]

Pinoy the goat

[@Xteenrebel]

I have a feeling the ADHD guy lying.

[@umphreak9999]

Started out ok, then took a sharp turn towards "yeah, sure ok buddy" once the term "kingpin" was used. Homey turned one adderal script into Pablo Escobar

[@zeelovesu172]

As a choir kid myself, I am extremely offended 😤

[@Fanglord321]

Pinoy the GOAT

[@ohitsshallows]

yooo Pinoy the goat

[@coveofpentagrams2671]

Interesting stories...

[@dontassociate]

Bro how

[@comicalcosmonaut959]

Bao is Filipino?

[@baovtuber]

Yeah

[@TK-7193]

wait bao is related to the filipino boy fillian? 😯

[@comicalcosmonaut959]

@@baovtuber RAHHHHH PINOY REPRESENTATION Lessgo

[@TheD404]

BAO MAKIN BIG MONEY MOVES! GO BAO !

[@uniPhoriaYT]

PINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY LETS GOOOO

[@josephvipond6220]

In game tho fr fr

[@alancalvillo6756]

Bao you're cute

[@RIchard_msgk]

Goodbye bao if you see this unlikely even to read this I just grew out of my vtuber phase good night good luck

[@IX-TNG]

Hé lo bão

[@tommyrutherford400]

me when i lie

[@Chandelure_F-5]

chior

[@NoHairMan]

Sound effects are abit too much for me.

[@lainguyen9605]

😂

[@bsj5267]

first

[@bsj5267]

now i can become a bao fan

[@lainguyen9605]

Vãi

[@craignhalo]

Probably all lies but the piss one. Made it way less entertaining because of that...