Bao Gave PirateSoftware Her BODY PlLLOW

He will never forget this .....
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[@mmyr8ado.360]

He was warned and did't listen. His circle of grass was ineffective.

[@edarddragon]

ah i remember that reference lol, sadly for him HE WAS INISIDE WHERE THEY PRAWL

[@datafoxy]

Bao gardens so grass is not an issue.

[@thrownstair]

Watame must've eaten a path through it

[@AnimeSunglasses]

He has learned a new vector of vulnerability...

[@martinxy1291]

Bro though his grass would protect him, little did he know that Bao actually goes outside, to humanity's horror

[@jaydeng.3029]

"Open your hand up, son. That's a little version of me, PirateSoftware. I want you to have it." "...I don't really want this."

[@sniperboom1202]

"I'll. I'll take it if you don't want it Allen."

[@miriamweller812]

Bodypillow is likely bigger than her.

[@bebop_557]

Bao literally hit Pirate with the "It's dangerous to go alone, take this" and gave him something immensely powerful.

[@sniperboom1202]

~now grab your destiny..... If you know what I meeeeaaaan!~

[@mystic_spider]

​@@sniperboom1202Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my schween

[@user-mi9lf5fm8y]

Of course Bao's body pillow can be used for a variety of purposes lol

[@gamerboy7962]

For... "research"

[@JellyoooDonut3]

They tucked her in 😂

[@Pikachu42087]

W house keeping

[@alexkott4591]

Apparently, it gets worse. Thor had the pillow case in his bag when he got to airport security, and they saw it too...

[@MrX-un8cz]

Thor: I'm immune to the vtuber thanks to this gigantic moat of grass everyone: well yeah but that moat only work if you didn't need to leave the house

[@autohmae]

I think this is the best way to acquire a body pillow, as a gift of the one displayed on it.

[@KanohiVahi]

Yea at least you have an explanation for people if you ever get caught with having one, not that they will 100% believe it but hey, it's something at least 😆

[@martinxy1291]

Thor will never forget this moment, not cause it was a core memory, but because it was a traumatic experience

[@DemonicafroJB]

That’s 5-star service

[@megabass9125]

Even when bao isnt present, she still inflicts suffering

[@ReaperUnreal]

Incredibly based housekeeping.

[@madmulk9]

Thor made a short about this too. Real good stuff.

[@NeuronActivation]

Piratesoftware is a man full of wisdom. The fact that he got a body pillow of her is just mind boggling to hear lmao

[@SteelGnat]

As someone who assisted house keeping near covention center I will say that not the weirdest think we cleans we seen fur Suits BDSM stuff alot of maid cosplays body pillows sex dolls a few carboard cuts outs and weirdest I experience was all the black candles and black mirrors in pentagrams you wont believe how many of those I see and yup just taking the trash

[@BrodyMC24]

it gets better, he made a short about it and airport security also saw it XD

[@fatfr0g570]

I remember when I was a kid, housekeeping would do things like that with stuffed animals I’d bring along.

[@zadoww]

Even Bao's body pillow was so down bad that Housekeeping thought it needed cleaning..

[@Lyrian202]

Interesting, didnt realize that bao went to open sauce, neat!

[@potatoeoverlord9430]

The great thing for housekeeping is that they can fuck with his body pillow case all they want, and what is he going to do about it? You have to be willing to have a conversation about something if you want to complain.

[@Kittylover184]

poor thor

[@spk1121]

My favorite part is he could have given it to someone else or thrown it away, even just put it in a dresser drawer. Some part of him wanted to get caught, perhaps? 😄

[@autohmae]

@@spk1121 no a kind person doesn't just throw away a gift from a new friend.

[@FoxDog1080]

They likely put the white side up Those hotel covers are always the same color

[@fictionmyth]

If he didn't take a picture of that room once he got back and saw the pillowcase laid out, he has failed us all! That is amazingly hilarious.

[@ZoombalaGC]

“Please Enjoy”

[@darkwulf2k]

From someone who attended black hat probably, you'd think he'd know better lol

[@U1TR4F0RCE]

Oh what was Bao’s interest that led to her going to OpenSauce? I mostly associate her with being a good singer and a vtuber/streamer with deranged horniness.

[@autohmae]

I guess vtubers are tech tubers in some sense. OBS is open source to begin with... something like that ?

[@dead-claudia]

@@autohmaei also low-key got the impression bao may be into that kind of hacker/maker stuff than she lets on in stream.

[@autohmae]

@@dead-claudia she was enjoying building legos, that how some kids got into tech.

[@discountdisco2273]

Thor: "I had no sexual relations with that pillow. No matter what she claims!"

[@morgan40654]

Doesn't mention the airport incident lol

[@bludhund]

She's a menace 😅

[@MrHidePatten]

A Bao body pillow would be pretty easy to make. Like it’d be just the size of a standard pillow… life size.

[@Pfish1000]

Nono the dark bao being up is worse. Because for a split second, you will be like, "did it do that?"

[@miriamweller812]

That's not even in the top 1000 of what room service people have to see. No fear.

[@SollowP]

This is the reason why Thor has a moat of grass surrounding his house; to protect him from Vtubers.

[@autohmae]

-Dennis- Bao the menace.

[@erthan6161]

Was it personalized? I kind of fear what personalized would mean to Bao.

[@mattk750]

Oh god the grass moat has been compromised!

[@M12GProductions]

I'm not suprised she did this.

[@ablueberry795]

I need Pirate Software's body pillow...

[@solec23]

Its both hilarious and entertaining

[@JayRandomness07]

great edit of the timeline

[@Closer2Zero]

“And that kids, it how i met your mother”

[@SchifferThe2nd]

"My mother is a body pillow!?"

[@countsnowyofgwainn3996]

XD

[@ClockworkAvatar]

o7

[@AndrewB23]

This sounds like a teenage boy

[@lucasblanchard47]

That is freaking incredible haha!

[@manemobiili]

I found this story hilarious

[@gamerboy7962]

I hope that pillow wasn't... "crusty."😐

[@edgarcastillo2804]

Room service CHAD

[@LecherousLizard]

I dunno, man. This design seems... uncharacteristically tame.

[@BlueLoveYT]

Was it used?

[@Frolkinator]

That would sell for a lot if it has Baos "musk" on it.

[@Sultschiem]

I would have said "oh, nice to see that one side is already covered in white....because that would have happened to it anyway *winkyface" and see bao die of cringe

[@edgarcastillo2804]

Lol

[@jamesjdog]

NoWayIng !! What a CHAD 😂

[@SteelGnat]

As someone who assisted house keeping near covention center I will say that not the weirdest think we cleans we seen fur Suits BDSM stuff alot of maid cosplays body pillows sex dolls a few carboard cuts outs and weirdest I experience was all the black candles and black mirrors in pentagrams you wont believe how many of those I see and yup just taking the trash