Bao takes The Rice Purity Test

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[@aks8403]

This test just calls you virgin in 50 different languages

[@tojislefttoe7505]

Right? 💀 I got a 96

[@yabazyabacoffee]

​@@tojislefttoe7505 IM SORRY 💀💀💀

[@sora2961]

Lol I got an 86 I promise myself that I will become a wizard by 40

[@soggy_toastedbread]

@@tojislefttoe7505 SO DID I 😭

[@satakrionkryptomortis]

if this test calls you virgin you might just think about a respawn

[@LARAUJO_0]

Based on just the answers she gave on stream, she would've gotten a 61. Therefore she had to lie about 22 things

[@LARAUJO_0]

I just took it and got an 85. Interesting

[@trevoris18]

I was surprised I got 39 and I felt like I was checking way more things than her

[@hundvd_7]

@@LARAUJO_0Isn't it just the other way around? Like, if she ticked 61 things, then her score will be 100-61=39? Or the other way around. What I'm trying to say is that the two numbers sum being 100 would be a mad coincidence, so you might have got it wrong

[@kaerusustar]

ayeee i got 61

[@tojislefttoe7505]

Damn i got a 96

[@Interrobang212]

Numi out here lowering her friends scores, what a champ 😂

[@illiam210]

Bao would have scored a 63 if she had ended it before she started hiding her answers. Since each question subtracts 1 point from 100, in order to get a score of 39, she would have had to answer yes to 24 of the more romance/intimate related questions she originally left unanswered. Numi and friends been going to town! As someone with a score of 36. Respect.

[@rlowens]

Great point. I just went through it a mirrored her answers and then tried to get from there to 39 and you have to do A LOT more than what she initially claimed.

[@_lime.]

@@rlowens She basically skipped all the sexual questions. It's not exactly hard to tell that someone with her level of horniness and openness about sex is not a virgin.

[@peggedyourdad9560]

@@rlowens The test is much longer that what was shown and she said the number was lower due to criminal activity.

[@falleithani5411]

@@peggedyourdad9560 The test is 100 questions long and she showed it all the way to 95. Also, there are only 12 points worth of Crime questions, and she'd already selected 8 of those, so she could only have lost 4 more points for criminal activity, maximum.

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

Official Bao Clips Channel? More like Official Bao Receipts Channel.

[@crownworc]

university student, got a 93. I’m PURITY itself.

[@rednoodle67]

same, university student and have never had a romantic relationship

[@donotreadmyprofile9373]

I'm 98 and is an aroace

[@eschell4564]

university student, 97. We don't lose our virginity because we never lose!

[@Cyrotechnium]

@@eschell4564 HELL YEAH BROTHER, WE'RE GONNA BE WIZARDS AFTER UNIVERSITY!!! 🗣🗣🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥

[@eschell4564]

@@Cyrotechnium woooooyaaahhhhh

[@Gakusangi]

I appreciate that Bao thinks my friends and I were young enough for this test to have been a thing we all did. We didn't even have KZbin like it is today, I graduated just before he became a really popular platform.

[@gundalfthelost1624]

Windows XP launched the same year I graduated.

[@warpticon]

Purity tests were around before the internet.

[@falleithani5411]

@@warpticon Technically true, but they were relatively difficult to discover spontaneously and even harder to find a copy of.

[@saynne4882]

When I’ll remember from this video: "Guys this is still Numi"

[@MedievalGenie]

Basically if you're a virgin you already won't tick about half the entire thing. I'd never heard of this test until today.

[@soupermanchesse9508]

Bao is such a frivolous tart

[@LucidFlameX]

Truly a fatuous trollop.

[@IghorWho]

My score was like 95 or something when I took it a couple of years ago. Nothing has changed so it is still the same

[@LeGloomySoul]

Holy shit...

[@ssr-p1n]

I got 25 and didn't tick the 69 one because I didn't notice the number and assumed it was bugged lmao

[@undead_corsair]

44, the funny thing is I think I ticked most of those boxes when I was 18 and my score probably hasn't changed since.

[@lynlyn2368]

​@@Steven-hq3gobig L when you're aggressively a Christian fanatic and you watch a dowband vtuber, how ironic

[@peggedyourdad9560]

@@lynlyn2368 It's a bot dude, don't engage since that only encorages it.

[@heresthadude1080]

​@@lynlyn2368Christians spread the Gospel where it's needed, especially a Vtuber stream

[@falleithani5411]

@@heresthadude1080 Jesus didn't say or preach much at all about anything on this test. His Word was almost entirely about nonviolence, wealth equality, the humane and kind treatment of criminals, and providing care, aid, and safety nets for those in poverty. This is not where the Word of Christ is needed.

[@kaerusustar]

"it's still numi?" "always has been"

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

I got 94... Although I didn't include medical things, like using blue rocks because those blue rocks are on my Ritalin, and I only use my prescribed Ritalin.

[@awesomechameleon1536]

the ritalin is actually different to the blue rock, it only has the amphetimine part

[@ensemble3647]

You think a 94 is bad? Try 97.

[@PeterTurbo4Ever]

@@ensemble3647 idk how old you guys are but don't worry about it. You'll lower your score eventually. Better to feel secure with the stuff you're doing than just rushing for everything cos of FOMO

[@dokutah7374]

@@PeterTurbo4Everthese people must be kidding, you mean to tell me you’ve never gooned in your life Like that’s already like -3 points, combine that with basic stuff like kissing and nobody has an excuse to get anything higher than 90 unless they’re 5 years old or avidly religious

[@PeterTurbo4Ever]

@@dokutah7374 you might be right, I just dont think people should feel pressured into doing anything theyre not comfortable with. That's all I wanted to tell people. It's okay to take it slow if there is something you' dont feel ready for. Its obv okay to go fast aswell if that's what you want. I just think societal norms puts a lot of pressure on people to do sexual stuff etc. even if they dont feel like it

[@takokola]

my score was 81 still a pure soul

[@alidan]

same

[@virduckia]

mine's like a 97

[@adamtaylor106]

I got 95 and am qm 29 years old lol

[@mxgical-5005]

Same at 16

[@hundvd_7]

@@virduckiaThat's kinda crazy. #5, 17, 18 and 22 are basically a given. And some stuff like 55 and 61 are really damn easy, too I can believe missing out on the alcohol ones, but those would be at least 44 and 46

[@AuntieHauntieGames]

Bao's number is 9 points higher than mine....? I'm going to go lock myself in a closet so I never see the light of day again.

[@mastnes1]

As soon as she finds someone, this will be lower. Also I highly doubt she has not done things with Numi.

[@DUCKSWAYBOBWEAVE]

Still Numi

[@evilethecat]

i replayed 0:01 about a dozen times.... i think i'm going crazy..... nvm i watch bao i am crazy

[@evilethecat]

nope lets change that to a couple dozen times

[@exploratory-fordora9672]

Why tho

[@Jdog13425]

Bao's laugh is more contagious than Filian's bro. LOL

[@ohlawd6763]

Bro I didnt get to answer yes until question 17 💀

[@TheRandomSpectator]

Your pfp confirms that

[@DrunknBraindead]

I had sex in a park etc. and somehow I only came out to be a 44? How?!

[@GeebusCrust]

Even your darkest actions are only worth one point each.

[@falleithani5411]

@@GeebusCrust The only dark actions on that list are 35, 87, 95, and 100.

[@kylefirth7964]

Welp hit a 13, I knew I was a degenerate but god damn😂😂

[@JolteOnWisconsin]

Score of 41. I haven’t done the downstairs tango in over 5 years, and I’ve never been arrested or done hard drugs. Damn.

[@njiroo]

Bao's mouth tracking is the best

[@sagnikmaulik]

A test where you actually want to score below 50.

[@RenneVangr]

This is just 14 minutes of Bao not realizing that she is in love with Numi.

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

“Why would you say that was higher than expected?” Clearly you don’t remember past streams Bao😅

[@dpad_]

90 at 28yo. id prob be at 98 if it werent for cigs, alcohol and masturbation addiction but thats one of byproducts of it being high i love blackpill sht like this tho

[@Ivory86789]

The rice purity check-list

[@CouchParty]

My score was 14 LOL, I refuse to believe I'm Lower than Bao, but maybe that's why she's able to be so vocal about it, the lack of it.

[@naitorou8928]

95... I guess I'm a straight laced toddler

[@Somerandompokemon]

If it helps you feel better i got a 97

[@hikarimoonlight5253]

im 100. im proud of it. IM SAFEEE LOL.

[@WarfighterKilo]

She failed, saw that coming.

[@Kuruma2001]

I got a score of 72. I still have some innocence left

[@Raiden4019]

86... I am so fucking lonely.

[@jcudejko]

What score can you possibly get while saying "this is still Numi"? The would would like to know...

[@Ekimsredne]

Over video chat? Does numi’s video chat while showering count?

[@Frenchofficerlsoldbat]

We need some one to make a version of this video of when ever Bao says something sexual a vine boom is played.

[@grungyrogue]

Well damn my score is sitting at 25. I thought I was pretty tame before taking this test too. Crazy.

[@blubblub3786]

I mean let's be real, most stuff on that list is pretty tame. I think once you drop below 20 you've probably done some wild partying, below 10 and there's no way you haven't done questionable stuff. But apart from that it's pretty easy to get low scores with a single bf/gf.

[@CrazeeAdam]

I got a 33 (which isn't too far away), and I've only had two sexual partners and really haven't been in too much trouble with the police or anything and haven't done any "illict' drugs. So yeah, it's not that far out of the realm.

[@grungyrogue]

I suppose it wouldn't be "purity" if it was difficult to lose, eh?

[@aaron101889]

Anyone else notice that Bao's score is that low because she took "Be gay, do crime" to heart?

[@cable_g0re]

i got a 76, but i should also mention that i am an ace furry, which therefore makes me the kinkiest thing out there and the things ive seen and drawn, while not listed in any capacity, would probably take it down to a 20 or lower. also ive never taken anything stronger than weed, but when im off my meds, it sure feels like i have. my brain chemicals are not normal

[@hackprefect]

I got a 24. I'm also old and have had a lot of wild sexual escapades in my 20s and early 30s. No crimes or drugs, though. Not my thing.

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

Fair, I scored a 10 cause same but also dabbled in extracurricular activities, as we'll call them. Lol

[@HuTaoDayoheh]

You are never beating the numi and bao dating allegations

[@TAP7a]

But also, she says dancing with guys would be a painful experience, but isn’t that the whole point of her… crush?

[@basedsketch4133]

I though this was to check the purity of ya know... The 80's

[@Nilli0n]

31. I will not elaborate.

[@angellord9433]

29. I will also not elaborate.

[@Mr_Feller]

35 but I kinda wanna elaborate

[@lottieeloveezlolees]

Also 31, kinda shocked that it's so high

[@Saphacistic]

"what am i a valorant player" is crazy

[@sigmascrub]

Anyone here remember MySpace surveys? Cuz this reads a LOT like a MySpace survey 😂

[@KonglomeratYT]

I only heard of this test from vtubers. Never in high school lmao I never HEARD of the word "hickey" in middle school.

[@amanawolf9166]

*sighs * I scored a 96 to 98 on this thing. Virgin Life, forever... yeah.... Damn, I'm lonely

[@kirbygmd4783]

my score is 90. bao must have been around to get a score of 39

[@enclavesoldier5980]

I got a 90. Idk if its bad or not.

[@johnhurley8918]

Can someone drop the time stamp of when Bao stops lying?

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

14:23

[@theodorcrassi5129]

The score at 13:40 is at least realistic, she mentions she went through again answering stuff she "can't answer on stream", meaning sex. I guess it's just one of the inherent contradictions between the "authentic" and "idol" parts of vtubers.

[@gabrielmeth4844]

@@casteanpreswyn7528 he cold, man, cold as ice XD

[@ajtallent4501]

⁠@@theodorcrassi5129I mean Its pretty obvious she was just memeing when she skipped past the sex questions, I doubt anybody actually thinks she’s “pure seiso idol”

[@ajtallent4501]

@@theodorcrassi5129also she did the rice purity test before and got something stupid low before like a 20 or something crazy like that

[@AWanderingSwordsman]

Only 3 lower than me and I feel like I haven't been exceptionally adventurous or anything. Feels like a pretty normal score.

[@Adromelk]

For reference, she said no on a lot of stuff she's admitted to, in other streams many of have clips on YT. So her score isn't accurate. >_> Come on Bao.

[@richardpaulson6002]

Dare I even ask?

[@littlebabyman8494]

Why’d she lie about?

[@blackfiredragonthe13th43]

What she lie about.

[@BetterOnichThanSorry]

She filled them in off-screen.

[@eggman6605]

Reminder that Bao is on birth control for... reasons?

[@gamerbros3431]

97 baaabyyyyyyy un-touchable

[@matrixster6238]

If I wasn’t so focused on playing video games in college, I would have had the lowest score possible. But now, I have an 87.

[@Steven-hq3go]

Every sex partner you add decreases your probability of having a successful marriage. No need to regret not doing a bad thing

[@Wywern291]

94 Stay safe out there, kings.

[@glenndiddy]

How does anyone score anywhere between 50-100 without locking themselves in their room all day every day forever. You basically have to be a nun to get that kinda score

[@slav7571]

Or just be a virgin. Not that hard really.

[@Eagledude131]

I remember when I first took it, I had not yet done the do. My score was something around 60. I took it again today and it was 24

[@tylerzeus1]

got 46 and it was all with my gf at the time this test is crazy

[@Kittylover184]

I took this shit and got a 99 💀

[@zackcash4941]

I got a 33 and checked way more things😂

[@gabrielmeth4844]

Everything after question 67 was lies XDD

[@polo619652]

Bao tryna get bred

[@seraphimtear7700]

I got a 46 and I haven't done a lot so it's hard to tell what's bad.

[@Gunsbeerfreedom87]

You'll score under 50 just by being married, so it's not that telling.

[@Origin820]

@@Gunsbeerfreedom87yeah, basically, bao isn’t a virgin, she lied, plus has done a bit of crime = her relatively impure score. Because there’s no way she got that low while still being a virgin

[@InvaderCom]

30. You're fine

[@falleithani5411]

It's possible to get a 4 without doing anything immoral.

[@stopyouneedhelp6115]

98, last couple got me 😢

[@gothdawg]

WHAT

[@BlacIyc]

Disappointed she pussied out and hid her answers

[@justmutantjed]

I went thru this test just real quick. Got 76. Dunno what that means, but eh.

[@bloodlove93]

never even heard of this until today. idk if this was a thing when i was young, aside from quitting public school in 7th grade, i avoided "fellow kids" like the plague they are.

[@selenaautufuga7597]

5 minutes in, and I am convinced that Bao and Numi are dating, but neither of them realise it.

[@BouncingTribbles]

I didn't realize she was going to lie, just commit to the bit or don't bother. Most people are going to assume she's had sex or lied about basically everything else she showed. To me this just reads as a list of stories to tell my chat, so i'm really confused.

[@freeshot16]

The idea that any of these girls are virgins is laughable. Its not a big deal

[@LARAUJO_0]

It is possible to get a score of 39 as a virgin, although you'd have to say yes to all but 4 of the non-sex-related questions

[@SaveMeXenu]

Especially Bao, if you've seen her IRL she's a very good looking woman.

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

@@SaveMeXenu doesn't stop girls from being spooked about it, i know an amazing looking girl who went til 30 before losing her v card

[@SaveMeXenu]

@@PlushLordOfTheSeas I'm sure you do.

[@rocktypelizard]

@@SaveMeXenu That doesn't really mean anything. Wanting to engage in sexual activities beyond foreplay has nothing to with how easy would it be for a person to get into those situations because of their attractiveness.

[@shadowdemon1375]

I got a 30. Probably would have been a little lower if it weren’t for technicalities, but still pretty low. Eh.

[@Michael-qo5mj]

In Highschool I’m pretty sure I got a 96 or 97, and if I took it again now I would still probably be above a 90. Catholicism for the win.

[@gg_sam7847]

Dude, I was 19 (started at 17) the last time I did anything sexual with another person (irl) and my score was 36. I didn't even do any of the real freaky/fun stuff

[@felder415]

Now I need to check my score.

[@Mrwutevah]

Like, what's the point of this? She's obviously not comfortable with sharing her responses and thus lies all over the place, but, like... That's the entire point of the rice purity test, and she even emphasizes jokingly that she isn't corporate and thus could share whatever she wants. But then it's just lies and obfuscation... Like, is she pandering to people wanting to treat her as a virtual girlfriend or those mature enough to know to respect she's no living saint? Her attitude alludes to both...

[@fudgelology2030]

Scipii, nice

[@awesomehawg6749]

bro, I got a 97, how is that even possible

[@TearDownGenesis]

I'm surprised she didn't get a negative score.

[@DrknssRules1]

I got like a fucking 4 or something. I got nothing going on. At all. *shrug* I don't know why either, ask every woman I've been interested in.

[@muaddib4378]

im pretty sure this isnt valid. she was probably too embaressed to say the REAL answer

[@Mayobii]

before summer last year I was like at 90, now I’m down to 56 .-.

[@keyrtan]

I got 0-10 depending on your definition of a few things, like does it count if its a toy or do the convictions count if you got them overturned?

[@Shendue]

Wait, is it the LOWER it is the worse it is, not the other way around? Oh, fuck.

[@vt_hikaru]

Correct because it's a purity test. Lower number means less pure higher number means more pure

[@Mistyswirl]

5:27 "kissed for more than 2 hours? nope, i have TMJ" OMG SAME GURL 😭it got in the way of me giving my gf at the time a bj and i was so sad 😭

[@TheDJdragonflame]

Got 38. Not bad considering I don't have any of the police and drug related boxes

[@Username-2]

Yikes I got an 11. I feel like that’s not good.

[@bromodragone8405]

The Goon Galar

[@mikuis4ever346]

I expected it to be 29 so I was close enough

[@miraculous_posts1810]

She sounds like the voice actor for Leah in Big Mouth :)

[@Rytonic69]

I got a 72 and now I feel like a prude

[@soopFPS]

I honestly hate that almost every vtuber has to pretend they're a virgin just to not alienate their fanbase. Normalize sex positivity already

[@littlebabyman8494]

I don’t see why Bau of all people would feel the need to lie about that… THE confirmed nympomaniac of indie vtubing.

[@soopFPS]

@@littlebabyman8494 no idea, but when she goes "teehee I'm a virgin" and then has to hide it to fill it out for real, it's a bit annoying. unfortunately actual honesty would probably mean doxxing or harassment/threats, we are talking about vtuber fans after all

[@MobiusGang]

I don't get it. Isn't it already normalized?

[@Mrwutevah]

@@soopFPS Yeah, it really rubs me the wrong way too. Like, come on, don't pander to the degends who think you're their virtual girlfriend, just be free and ignore them, you'll be better off without them.

[@soopFPS]

@@MobiusGang not hardly. Projekt Melody is still the most harassed and hated vtuber on the internet by far. Slut shaming is a thing even if you don't experience it urself

[@katunu6030]

Last time I took the test I had around a 75. That was about a year or two ago. Now it is at a nice 41.

[@Haunting_Hyena]

I was 82 and I have no idea how.

[@Bleats_Sinodai]

This made me realize I'm more Virgin than Numi 💀

[@hellothere9167]

Rice purity is so unreliable tho. You could get like a 97 score but those 3 marks are like bestiality and such

[@spreest9537]

66, so I guess I'm... somewhere in the middle?