Bao was EXTRA SHORT in the Netherlands IRL w Numi

The Netherlands has the tallest average height in the world
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This video's intention was to be entertaining. All jokes were made purely to be funny, nothing else. Thumbnail and video contain no bad words

[@undertheredhood0323]

How to trap Bao: 🪤

[@chambothehunter8223]

Bear hug

[@Black_hol3_yt4984]

Throw a picture of Blaid in there and it’s perfect

[@verdatum]

"Ooo! Piece of candy....Ooo! Piece of candy!...Ooo! Piece of candy!"

[@heardofrvb]

How is an X in a tiny box supposed to help?

[@Stewie457]

Hey Bao! There's a spicy picture of Blaidd making out with Lycaon in the box. Too easy!

[@gregd806]

Numi, being the comedian camera man for Bao..

[@bug5654]

Cameraman never steps into the back of an unmarked van and gets themselves kidnapped?

[@lstallings96]

​@@bug5654 almost kidnapped..... twice......😅

[@spk1121]

"Is Bao at a low point in her life?" and "Sea-level oshi" made me laugh harder than I would have expected 😄

[@autohmae]

Well, in the Netherlands a city like Rotterdam is probably partly below sea level. So it kind of makes sense.

[@neurobama]

@@autohmae The parking lot seems to be 2 meters bellow sea level when looking at a map

[@The.Mr.JBiggs]

Is this why Bao doesn't go to amusement parks

[@theknightwithabadpictotall7639]

She's not tall enough to get on any of the rides

[@AdzSONLINE]

She really went to the Netherlands looking for short people

[@neurobama]

With the amount of immigrants in Rotterdam the average height actually went down quite a bit, like i'm slightly above average height in the netherlands but taller than like 95% of people using public transport, and i'm talking about literally 100 meters away from where twitchcon was at this year

[@mormacil]

The Dutch used to be below average height in the 1700.

[@ac1455]

@@mormacilFamine/malnutrition can cause certain conditions to be more likely for 3 generations at a genetic level, like obesity. It probably affects height too, and the avg dutch person used to be the same height as the french in 1860, but the french did not grow as rapidly as the Dutch which is quite interesting.

[@mormacil]

@@ac1455 In the high middle ages the Dutch were even considered short. The height thing is really recent genetically speaking.

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

0:47 pov: you're looking at your little sibling

[@davisgonderinger5758]

I swear if she ever stays at her house after this she's gonna revenge goon all over the place.

[@friendlyhobo6483]

As if she wasn’t planning on doing that anyway.

[@davisgonderinger5758]

@@friendlyhobo6483 yeah but now I fear she will goon twice as hard and in alot more places.

[@rain8767]

The fact that revenge goon is a word that's associated with her says a lot of things.

[@redrudy07]

Bao measures herself with the same ruler men use to measure their defining attribute…

[@dragoonmk4203]

🤣 🤣 🤣 💀

[@Rakhtor]

And she comes up short.

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

@@RakhtorSTILL 😂😂😂😂😂

[@eichen97]

bao got numi at the camera because if she got somebody else, the VOD would 100% be at the 0:47 POV the whole time.

[@lostnemesis]

Land of the talls.

[@goddess_bree]

I think Bao would be shorter than me, even when I am in my wheelchair. 😂

[@cshadezyep]

I laughed so hard when Numi lifted up the camera over Bao. 😂

[@hexaeyesspecter2803]

It's hard to believe that this is the same person who cant go a day without gooning or thristing for werewolves

[@mistertaffy6720]

We get to witness Baos Joker arc.

[@LG_Official.]

I knew the nether was cursed!

[@lstallings96]

All that fun and energy in such a tiny package. 😂

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

The Dutch are the tallest people in the world on average. So it’s no surprise someone like Bao would probably only be up to their bellybuttons😂

[@exostudios8563]

Boa: all height went to booty Sinder: all height went to booby

[@wolftamer5463]

*Bao

[@exostudios8563]

@@wolftamer5463 I know I spelled her name wrong. I do this many times. You would be surprised at how often people don't realize this stuff.

[@butter6442]

Actually win for her

[@verdatum]

The matching bow in her hair is at a level of cuteness so high that it almost makes me paradoxically angry.

[@immortal_shrooms6757]

Character design so good it makes you mad

[@eichen97]

its cute how her phone looks like a tablet on her tiny hands ☺

[@bunnyconcubus8468]

Wait it wasn't, damn that's bad

[@niclasvestman]

Exactly. To be fair it probably was a slightly larger model, like the Samsung galaxy Ultra or similar. But still adorable 😄.

[@venomark7883]

I'm betting the previous Iphone models would fit her hand like an actual phone🤣

[@autohmae]

1:58 Honestly, I think she would be surprised how tall children are in the Netherlands. 🙂

[@MaxSTSFXN]

5'8 at 14 average. She never stood a chance fam. 🚬🗿

[@phil955]

Yeah, that's not a cliché, really... I'm 183cm, and that surely isn't very short, but in the Netherlands, I was one of the shortest men around. A dutch friend of mine's 210cm exactly, so is his father. And it's not really all that far away from me doorstep, so... yeah. Interesting how that sorta thing works out.

[@John-fo4wp]

How tall is 7’6” in centimeters

[@phil955]

@@John-fo4wp between 228 and 229.

[@verdatum]

I'm just over 190cm and I've always wanted to go to Scandinavia to feel normal for a change.

[@phil955]

@@verdatum Why Scandinavia? The Netherlands really aren't part of that. XD I get what you mean though. I've also got some Danish and Swedish friends (who always fight) who're also quite a bit taller than I.

[@verdatum]

@@phil955 Damnit. I'm a stupid American, ignore me. Yes, you know what I mean. Also, I'm 1/4 Danish. That's where my brain was.

[@Kaiser_Paradigm]

I loved watching this live stream, especially when they walked past a load of Numbas who seemed oblivious that Numi was right next to them 🤣

[@Rytonic69]

Damn, she's only 3 pixels tall. Sucks

[@peetsmcgoo5869]

It's Bao, of course she's sea-level

[@benschultz1784]

Someone from the shortest average country in the world visits the tallest average country.

[@ArbaLestos]

Ah yes, the power of Stroopwafels, Kaas & Droge Worst!

[@autohmae]

Ik neem aan harde worst 🙂

[@fishbiter9409]

Her hair bow is cute.

[@TheEpicAzn]

Bao aint holding a phone she holding a ipad

[@John-fo4wp]

I’m 7’6” Bao would just look like a speck of dust compared to me

[@ObiClon]

She's not small. She's fun-sized!

[@TyrannoJoris_Rex]

How does something so small destroy so many washrooms?

[@venomark7883]

Id like to imagine that Bao is the equivalent to the first nuke called Small Boy

[@autohmae]

Because of the Gyatt

[@RollingBlocks]

Smaller frame means concentrated firepower

[@Mcxi77]

They big as shit over there I would never leave the house gah damn son

[@afteritsallsaidanddoneisti9285]

Average height 6'1

[@silphonym]

[@bug5654]

Easier to travel when you can just poke holes in the jar lid and put bao in the suitcase.

[@Menuki]

Holland, the country with the highest average height. When the Dutch left Africa they had to remake the rifles with shorter buttstocks ….thats a historical event

[@BoneChillingPictures]

Really small

[@spk1121]

Smol

[@neurobama]

Itty bitty

[@hamtarotimefan]

Damn I thought that guy was 6"7 or something but no. He 5" 11

[@daringripper6652]

He is taller, he was just messing around.

[@gregd806]

1:42 her hands vs the phone.. SMOL HANDS.

[@kaischreurs2488]

is she just meowing in public?

[@flyingfish64]

I mean its bao so not all that surprising she is

[@gamerboy7962]

Its Bao... BAO of all people

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

I’m more surprised that Bao wasn’t barking 😅

[@Flourish38]

Our streamer

[@HyperionVT]

God watching this go down irl was such a cool experience lmao

[@kittyangymumeiworshipper7556]

The sarcasm of the guy who said "I'm 5"11"

[@redragon1990]

Bao visits a grocery store Turns out to be a mini fig store

[@neurobama]

Finally seeing them surrounded by the people of my country shows how smoll they really are

[@Ragnell123]

Her compared to Zoil is so funny. It’s also crazy that many vtubers are even shorter than her

[@giantpunda2911]

Who is shorter?

[@Mastermind8908]

You hear a faint voice saying, "Can I have some of that?" and your mind starts going to the dark side.

[@venomark7883]

Bao is such a little kid🤣

[@pyr0.04]

5:10 I just imagined Numi kissing Bao like a little child getting kissed by their mother seeing this. ❤😂😊❤

[@Wruce_Bayne]

Oh yeah, my completely average ass felt real short over there when I went years ago so Bao must have felt like a toddler

[@scaridaghostly]

Bao is precious and must be protected

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

wittle baoby girl, lmao

[@TheGrace020]

Lmao shes tiny 😭😭😭 the dutch tall as windmills

[@NickN56]

That guy was only 5’11

[@JonathanMerlinSymmank]

Bao smol confirmed.

[@ozarazil5745]

She's now "ojou-chama" xD

[@xenoreaperzz9521]

pov David meets Goliath

[@conduit64]

Bao is the perfect height... no knee pads required.

[@DylanWhite86]

Guys, I think Bao has a short fuse

[@1337foxs]

Smol bao is so cute

[@julius3220]

At least Numi finally gets a W.

[@itsgl00my88]

Zoil Pog

[@user-pt6tt3tm2u]

Wow Bao really is tiny,now I understand now why she’s always climbing in her irl cooking streams.

[@theskullboy8700]

“You are so small!!!! Is funny to me!!0

[@LoreLenore]

Bao is so cute omg 😭 surely a trap cause of all the cursed stuff XD

[@monkaeyes3417]

Rare Zoil

[@jacobwalker2848]

Ojosama is what we call "Fun Sized" lol

[@Drewer]

Fussy baby: "New challenger!"

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Bao has taken the title from Fillian

[@Frolkinator]

It looks big in her small hands (the phone)

[@spk1121]

Thank you for clarifying 🤓

[@patricksteinsen1147]

yeah no matter its size, it _will_ look big in her hands

[@nhbons783]

​@@patricksteinsen1147nah, id shrink.

[@undead_corsair]

Our pocket oshi.

[@CrazeeAdam]

LOL Bao is such a small bean. XD I'm 5'10" myself, so I'd look close to that one guy next to her. Dang she's tiny. I also love how she thinks being short is a "bad thing".. when most guys would love a gal like her

[@cadenwilderson5079]

Bro her phone is as big as her whole forearm 😂😂

[@fleeper20]

You could say she really has a short fuse

[@itsgl00my88]

It funny man 😈

[@ghostdragon4164]

Whose taller? Bao or Lilly

[@saadpandit4541]

Bao by just an inch

[@Moriko73]

molecular level oshi

[@mizuhara7660]

You can't help but look down on her . . . . . . Because of her height😂😂😂

[@BabunNoCoD]

man, why are short women always so adorable.. it just makes me smile all the time :)

[@sonicplys64]

Dude she's hella short. Dont lose her.

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

If Bao comes to TwitchCon San Diego, *it'll be very easy to spot her walking about despite her adorably short stature.* I'd love to know out of all her besties if Bao is just the short stick of the group 100%. 😂😅

[@marvinhubregtse5776]

Bao finally understanding why everyone calls Lily short

[@jerrettfrank4989]

Imagine bao just becomes the caseoh of short girls.

[@sumdood6972]

lil bao, wow

[@butter6442]

Bro I'm 6 ft. Not at all dissing Bao, but I never knew she was this cute and short

[@VME-Brad]

It was nice of Numi to keep the camera at her boob height most of the time. Bao got so upset anytime she needed to bring it to her face to look at it.

[@Menuki]

Wasn’t Shylily there? She’s shorter than Bao.

[@verdatum]

Yes. Lily put up some photos of all of them together on stream. There are clips. Edit: Oops, ignore me. I came across a year old vid with Lily & Numi and managed to get my details all screwed up.

[@FrancisCabatit]

​@@verdatumI humbly ask for where they clips are

[@verdatum]

@@FrancisCabatit On review, I screwed up. It was photos of Lily and Numi from last year: kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4OVmX2oZ8l1hZI Apologies.

[@Menuki]

@@verdatum regardless, Bao is 4’11” or 5’. I met Shylily at Twitchcon LV and she’s 4’10 or shorter. Point of reference being I work with a girl who is 4’9”. In heels she gets to 5’

[@1.2.1.0.R.I.O]

I said there somewhere already... I'm 5'10 and I thank that 5'11 guy for my reference. Irl Bao just calling to be hugged tight.

[@G-Cole-01]

SEGA SATURN LIVESTREAM LFG

[@mrjay8472]

what do they eat? they eat cake 🎂🎂🎂

[@chaosXP3RT]

Its hilarious because shes the Bao the Whale! Probably the smallest whale in existence!

[@martijnkoning3354]

Little does she know that the latest gen of dutch kids are like 5.7 or 5.8 at 12 years

[@Multpristr]

She's play size

[@Mastermind8908]

No way that guy is 5'11". That would make Bao well under 5ft. Bao being that smol, she couldn't have messed up that much of Numi's couch.

[@surfingraichu7594]

I wish that guy would have lent his Mario hat to Bao, would have been perfect (Mario might be taller than Bao tbh).

[@CharredTurtle]

Our secret to our height is: stroopwafels!! Lots and lots of stroopwafels 😂

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

The heck is a stroopwafel?

[@gamerboy7962]

Have they met Connor and Rain? They were in the Netherlands as well for Twitchcon

[@autohmae]

Sadly we didn't see it, but they might have.

[@verdatum]

I know they've both met Rain at other encounters. Dunno about Conner.

[@Crazybob2009]

Meow meow meow 💀💀💀

[@JustSomeRandomGaming]

As a Dutch person on avg guys are like 1,79 and girls 1.70. But allot of us are way taller like between 1.90 and 2.10

[@unclepaul1995]

Cute Shortstack

[@duploman0003]

People drink too much milk here lol

[@techead23]

He's 5'11? He looks like he's 6'11 with Bao next to him.

[@jademirror]

It must be such a tough life having a nose at crotch height to everyone else at conventions.

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

No wonder she’s so starved for them…they’re all she sees!😂