Bard is COMPLICATED | FFXIV

this is the best cringey bard singing in the Entire Underworld
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hi ffxiv kids, even i cringed watching this one over!! so have a great time!! i know the bards will! they're used to cringing, and they'll have no shortage of cringe watching me be terrible at the bard rotation because i never play it :(
thank you to ‪@midnight_magic3690‬ for letting me use their wellerman flute cover!! their covers are so relaxing and nice, big ups to them uwu
follow me on twitter for even more extra cringe content!!! @LucyPyre_
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[@ChrisPrice12]

Way you're going, you'll be at the next media tour.

[@Mijeme123g]

A Demon Star is Born.

[@luor9527]

Yas Yas Yas

[@sevenMOons666]

We Stan a demonic goddess YASS Queen 👑

[@bowedruby8409]

Unironicly the singing in the begining was actually really good, I would love to hear more songs like that!

[@gmkgoat]

If this YT thing doesn't pan out Lucy has a career in sea shanty singing as a backup.

[@Vergilangel]

Bard is still the only class that can damage other people by playing the first 4 notes of Megalovania with cringe dmg. If that doesnt make it at least a very compelling point to play bard I dunno what will

[@Kalanin399]

See what you do is you learn how to play Sweet Home Alabama. Why? Because the first 4 notes of Megalovania and Sweet Home Alabama are the same, so you can hit them with cringe damage and then whiplash them with Alabama.

[@pole8740]

@@Kalanin399 if you're in my team i'm shirking you instantly

[@Kalanin399]

@@pole8740 Good news is I have no idea how to play the instruments even as a Bard main, so you have no reason to worry about me causing that kind of pain.

[@shoux]

@@pole8740 almost spit my drink reading this xD

[@williek08472]

@@Kalanin399 HA SAME

[@IronAgeGamer]

I died at the "singing staying alive under his breath" cuz i just imagine the bard crying while its happening and his voice quivering so its not even on pitch...they really did bard dirty

[@Zedrinbot]

"is bard good? yes Is bard bad? also yes Is bard okay?" "no"

[@micahlindley7515]

Ok, now go back to making po- *explodes*

[@Klad_XIII]

My bard experience: Step 1 : create my character and choose archer Step 2 : level up 30 and become a clown Step 3 : ??? Step 4 : change job

[@lyrisea1935]

That was literally my Bard experience. Got to 30, saw the pink clown gear. Went to PLD. I regret nothing. Being the poster boy in EW is also great. :D

[@Klad_XIII]

@@lyrisea1935 Good choice ! Also the PLD gear in EW look so cool O_O

[@theclingyfox7899]

Tbh if I knew bard is a clown/jester I'd actually play it

[@JasonLudeli]

I really liked the front of being an archer. I didn't really like becoming a bard archer.. like let me enjoy my kick-ass ranger fantasy without forcing me to become a musician. Just didn't feel like the same class so I switched to Samurai. Even the gladiator to paladin feels weird to me. I like glad and I like pally, I just think it would be cool if gladiators weren't forced to embrace holy magic.. just kinda defeats the entire feeling of being a Gladiator.

[@neitherlink6612]

@@JasonLudeli they keep calling it holy, but in the lore there isn’t anyone to give you holy power. And if you look it another way, every player has holy power regardless of the job they choose. It is such weird thematic decision for a game with characters telling you left and write gods don’t exist.

[@LucyPyre]

i personally don’t think bard is worthy of the “suffering” title, but it definitely…. could be better!!! and also yoshi-p held a gun to my head so i had no choice u understand also, so cringe even i had trouble making it. guaranteed to make the regular humans recoil in horror

[@TheManBehindtheScreen]

Wait...was I not supposed to let Yoshi P into your room?

[@LucyPyre]

@@TheManBehindtheScreen YOU SOLD ME OUT???????

[@TheManBehindtheScreen]

@@LucyPyre I, ah, whaaaaaat? Nooooooo...

[@james22022]

Hot take. Bard itself isn't terrible, but what kills it for most people is even trying to get to bard. I had friends quit the game because Archery's RNG rotation was just to painful and taught bad mechanical skills for the game if it was your starting class.

[@happyhealsgaming7614]

Lol out of the 3 physical I get the most enjoyment out of Bard more than MCH or DNC so that's what keeps me going. But this video does mention alot of the main problem with BRD, to this day, I don't get why the songs and Battle voice doesn't buff me... Like...Why? Just why? I had friends say "Oh that's because the BRD is singing for everyone else! Not for themselves" so I'm like "...So...I mean, Dancers dances for others, so shouldn't technical step not buff themselves then?" Also I feel your condolences with all the songs...Mages ballad? Over capping. Army's Paeon? Well, its a nice resting moment... Wanderer's minuet? Yay I...pulled off 2 Pitch perfect in the whole 30 SECONDS. Loved the video wonderfully xD Look forward to more.

[@dearikj90]

As a Bard-turned-Dancer I feel this pain. I'm feeling more than a little called out! I'm just here to put on a good show and support the team!

[@marissalo94]

Same 😭😭😭

[@Linahres007]

"Makes you want to commit unalive by slicing your tongue with a bowstring" That was oddly specific. Also, I physically need a video on Red Mage and why that job requires the player to wear a red glam or have a -95% damage penalty.

[@iliketrains263]

im glad im not only one who noticed this. i wear my normal glam as a RDM and i never saw a single proc, i put on base outfit, i got more procs than bezos does money. what?????

[@stickytim64]

It's the same with black mage needing you to cover one eye.

[@razgrizdemon6193]

@@stickytim64 but covering one eye consumes part of their power so they dont dont kill their target too quickly and can play with their food err umm i mean target. (yes that is a bleach reference im not proud to say i watched all the episodes but i did i have no life)

[@LevantineR1]

I legit got back on Red Mage just yesterday during Stormblood MSQ and dropped everything to get some red dye to put on *something*.

[@autumneagle]

@@stickytim64 you're nerfing your own damage output that way by 50%. Try covering both eyes, makes a huge difference in end game content your damage goes through the roof

[@andyplum4422]

I love playing a gacha game while playing this class. The RNG is just to good for a gacha addict like me to not resist the class.

[@CeresAzalia]

I've been bard maining since 2.0 release. I have never known anything else. I stayed when they took away our cool AOE (rip backflip). I stayed through bow-mage and cursed the changes every day that I played, but like a loyal sports fan, you don't just stop supporting your team just because they lost the match. When they released us from the tumultuous hellscape of bow-mage, I was there rejoicing. When they reworked our songs, I adapted to the changes. And again when they re-re-worked them. I don't think I'm a masochist, necessarily, I just really, REALLY like bows as a weapon. IDK what it is. I love them. I love the fact that I can run around like a madman shooting a giant ostentatious bow. And I'm not even mad about mixing bard lore with archer lore. I know some people would like the bow-wielding class to be more like a hunter-type thing, but I actually love that we're these over-the-top flamboyant packages of fabulousness and eccentric fury. It's fun! Thematically, we're like that really cool gay uncle you wish you had that has killer fashion sense, is a ridiculously talented singer/performance artist, looks gorgeous always, gives great advice, and could knock out an asshole with a single punch because he never skips gym day. Does he have some baggage? Yes. But we still love cool gay uncle.

[@iago2809]

I just started playing and i chose archer/bard as my first class for the same reasons you did. I watched the video and was kind of having second thoughts, but then your comment reminded me exactly why i should keep playing with this class. Thank you. Agree with absolutely everything. And i can only hope someday i get to be a cool gay uncle too.

[@eastbow6053]

most bows dont look like bows though hahahaha

[@darcygrimm8354]

Damnnn bard then into scholar.. that’s ROUGH

[@GrandCatapult]

There are those of us who went into the astrologian roulette.

[@Spence017]

I love the stories you come up with when you are describing the bard class lol. I cannot wait for more of your videos you are definitely going places!

[@redgeoblaze3752]

I just got past the level 50 class quest for bard. It was really fun until I was given a puffy pink&purple clown outfit. On the bright side, I'm now motivated to get to level 60 so I can get my next set of class gear.

[@benekibagaming2573]

I remember in the days of 2.0 when the only real way you could get rid of the clown outfit was grind wanderer's palace to get yourself the much cooler looking darklight armour; I highly recommend it

[@globaladdict]

the shit after 60 looks pretty good. i also just picked up bucaneer gear in the 50s, ppl were selling it on my server for cheap from dungeons

[@Wargoat1332]

Gambler outfit 😂. The only real bard outfit!

[@VioletxVelvet]

"The Oldest is expected to survive on photosynthesis alone." I felt that one.

[@Kougaon]

Another banger from Lucy, also more singing I think I’ve endure enough cringe to find it good :0

[@TrilainaBloodwind]

You are cranking this content out like the Mog station cranks out cosmetics! And both are awesome :D

[@serenitynow606]

You’re content is out of this world. Can’t wait to see you succeed and blow up ❤️

[@kenman7917]

I found your channel from other streamers watching last night. I’ve binged it all now ty 🙏🏻 You’re so talented!

[@pockystyx4087]

Devs: "Let's make Bard a DPS/Ranger hybrid, Dark Knight a tank, and Scholar a pet job. I foresee absolutely no challenges when trying to design for these in the future!"

[@Djjolly037]

I don’t understand 99% of this video but I love listening to your voice, it’s quite entertaining and mesmerizing at the same time

[@13JackStorm]

New Lucy upload and MDB livestream at the same time. What to do? IT'S RAPPING BARD TIME! And that Bard song was pretty damn good.

[@pete7049]

You are so entertaining and I absolutely love your voice, Lucy!

[@XrentonX17]

I'm glad I found this channel and binged it. The high quality model is just the cherry on top

[@Garret-cain]

Aside from the mechinist a lot of the ranged physical dps feel really rng dependent. Also yes new lucy video hell yea this made my day thank you

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

"A lot" there are three

[@lorospact]

Did you know that when it first came out, MCH's main combo had only a 50% chance of moving on to the next step per step of the 3 step combo? All of the ranged DPS have an unhealthy relationship with RNG mechanics, either historically or currently.

[@Utahflames]

The bit about the oldest sibling being expected to survive via photosynthesis made me laugh the hardest I have in a while. Thank you for your wonderful humor

[@TheRealLink]

As a Bard main since 2.0, your take was certainly super cool, concise, and pretty funny! I absolutely do agree on a lot of the points taken. In Heavensward it definitely was a moment of "oh, they're doing THIS to us?" that I put up with but eventually grew to like the additional challenge in Savage back then. Stormblood and Shadowbringers Bard are pure love for me and are *so* much better with our mobility again. But I am taking this perspective contextualized in Bard alone, not compared to what DNC or others took from us, for example. Great video! It'll be neat to see how Bard continues in Endwalker...

[@SorenOfAsgard]

"Learn to love herself again" dragged an ugly laugh out of me. Fantastic stuff Lucy XD Also oof, driven from bard to scholar, only for Stormblood to trip up scholar too, your luck stat is pretty low

[@GabeHighlander]

ah, the class I started with. I'm reminded of my choice every time I fantasia. that amazing feeling when you get a Bloodletter proc between every GCD, and then get to only two charges on the entire Wanderer's Minuette. good times. and YES! WHY was that cool animation removed! you're probably the first person who made a video talking about that! that's what I want to hear! yes!

[@mrwolfdigtrainer]

As an OG Bard.... Seriously OG... As in Archer during 1.0..... I have been so tempted to switch main to Dancer.. I even have slightly... Thank you Lucy... Screw Dancer. You have motivated me to not give up on it. Bard all the way!

[@BubbleSprout96]

Thank you for making videos for us

[@schneecoraxx8689]

I dont know what brought you to my algorithm, but i am grateful it did. Your videos are so fun to watch.

[@coldbreezeproductions1148]

they should split bard and archer into separate jobs. The bard playstyle from Rift is actually really fun.

[@LeftyPencil]

It's been 80 years since I heard that name. Cholomancer had me hooked

[@lfroc2829]

As a recent sub to the channel, just wanted to say love the humour and effort put into the videos!

[@EddyGein]

Took my work break early to watch this the moment I got the notification. Worth it.

[@lyconxero457]

I love that your rapping gets better with every video! Bard was my secondary in Stormblood band I’m not ashamed to say that it was completely replaced by Dancer and Machinist in my play rotation.

[@ichigoking1990]

Lucy you have a wonderful singing voice! And thank you for the cringe content it keeps my day bright

[@tcaz]

Seriously if you were at all even half serious about the hating your own voice joke, have some confidence! Your singing voice is great.

[@Randroth]

I am definitely looking forward to the adventures of Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez in Endwalker! I feel that Bard as a class suits you. Although you would definitely be the kind of Bard who raps. Also, Yoshi-P definitely is way too powerful, if he can make his way into the anime universe. Good thing that was just a nightmare... right...?

[@losolosonsky]

Yoshi P is inside the game though, even breaking 4th wall, who knows what he can do

[@kaidaw6546]

I was looking for a comment that finished the entire name XD I would like it multiple times if i could!

[@VonUndZuGeist]

You wanna go forward? Use the PRNDL!

I really like your job videos Lucy xD Also while I'm start playing FFXIV 2 weeks ago with my truly love, the summoner, I found your scholar video and start enjoy/suffer that job too X)

[@erzafarronero3647]

Aaah great vid and such a long rap, I really enjoyed it! Good work Lu :3

[@amediocremenace]

I have been a Bard main since 2.0. I still feel like most of the changes to Bard in Shadowbringers were made to it because parts of the community keep saying "I want to be an Archer without the support because I want to use a bow." Being the ranged since the beginning it has always had that torn crowd of mains; people that play the job because they want to play support and the other half that play the job because they want to use a bow.

[@BirdMihata]

"Coom imediately at male viera" Understandable, would do the same if they allowed skirts on males

[@LucyPyre]

STOP, I TRIED TO HIDE IT BY MAKING IT FADE OUT FAST BUT U R SO QUICK

[@BirdMihata]

@@LucyPyre Shouldn't have made your content so good I'm paying my full attention to it! Dummy! Also 50k on 90 days or what?

[@james22022]

Fool. You can use the female school outfit to put them in skirts!

[@BirdMihata]

@@james22022 I'm making my femboy right now

[@infernoxiv8700]

Quickly becoming one of my favorite content creators with those hot takes and sick bars, yo!

[@tomcoleman8702]

So. Good. Had. To. Subscribe! You summed up the whole experience so very well. Thanks!

[@CNote-lx3ws]

I was a bard main in ARR and Stormblood. I switched to Scholar in HW. I feel ya

[@LucyPyre]

ONE OF US

[@Leo_Valkyn]

Bard> Scholar > Bard > Dancer > Sage... My entire main life in one sentence

[@josie_the_valkyrie]

I’m catching up on videos like this because I played bard and then scholar in ARR, only to return now to whatever tf happened to my favourite jobs…

[@SicilianFiraga]

Getting bard to 80 was suffering for me. It really felt like no ability had impact. Machinist and Dancer feel nice, like your abilities have a punch to them. Your arrows feel like nerf arrows. Oh well, they get a guitar at least.

[@dorothygale2115]

I stumbled on this Video by accident, LMAO, This was AWESOME! TY Lucy.

[@theirishambassador]

Discovered this little gem of a channel while looking up new player guides for FFXIV. I love everything about this channel

[@LucyPyre]

[@Vrono21]

I was honestly expecting a Monk video next. But I can use this for the Bard main in my FC.

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

Monk actually feels mostly good to play now and its only positives now unless youre super anal about positionals

[@dark666105]

It's a shame considering Bard relic weapons usually look so good.

[@quinsegers7310]

I think this might have been my favorite Rap. 10/10, needs more Lucy. 💜🖤

[@samroberti9141]

Literally paused after hearing about 5 seconds of your singing to leave a comment begging you to bless us with more. You have the range and breath control of someone with a lot of training and practice, and you should feel proud of the work you've put in!

[@ZeldaMudkipz]

After the admission of changing from Hyur to Miqo I'm starting to understand where Lucy draws her cringe power from

[@Mysterion557]

Since I’m an irl archer I recently picked up bard, it is nothing but pain & I love it

[@themariokartwiifan1]

Notifs on gang gang. This is not only a meme channel, but also a history channel and I love that. I've only heard about bard's suffering in passing so this was wild from start to finish

[@RevanX77]

Daring, insightful, thought provoking, stunning and brave, all of these words could describe this video. But kino? That describes this channel.

[@DonutJulio]

I can't get over that they went through the effort with other buffs to put them on a minute so that buff windows would be less scuffed, like tanks now having burst every minute instead of every 90 seconds and then they go and give the bard a buff that goes off every 90 seconds

[@agan7721]

One day we will actually have a positive job "review", but today is not the day. Also great choice of music with that FFX tune in the middle.

[@DragoLancerot1337]

God love your content every time XD as a Gunbreaker main, this was hysterical

[@KalaamNozalys]

Bard, Machinist and Dark Knight about to make a death/industrial heavy metal group for 2 years while the other jobs are having fun.

[@ProphetOfTruth_]

This may just mean I’m the epitome of cringe without realizing but I really don’t actually find Lucy to be that cringe at all. The opening song and ending raps are more impressive to me than cringe for the creativity

[@tetsujixiv]

Lmao i loved this, glad you came up on autoplay subbed!

[@vassagoelderhammer6046]

I love bard ! The rotation is as fun as summoner ! :D Also keep the videos coming ! Little suggestion : Your rap is good. We need more of that !

[@Flane4]

The more I hear from the community the more I feel like i'm a ffxiv masochist. All my favorite classes are the ones that get the least love... (Monk, Bard, Sch)

[@SilverMoonling]

I'm a bard main and have been since the dark days of Bowmage, and will continue to main the class until my dying breath. But you're also not wrong.

[@StickyBM]

I have no clue how to play this game, I have played it for like- I'd 2 hours like a month ago, but the way you do your videos is really freaking funny, keep up the great work! You've going pretty hard at it since you started on here, and it's really paying off! Very impressive stuff! 🍀 As a content creator myself, I inspire to make videos like this some day LMAO

[@LucyPyre]

tysm!! i wish you the best of luck in your content creation journey and i hope it's rewarding

[@Gampo-Nation]

I never thought I'd hear you sing.. F'ing epic!!! 👊

[@ulibarriL]

Bard playstyle: Should you choose Bard in ShB? *stop and choose another job if no - You worship RNGesus - You love being told what to do... I mean procs. Yes, procs - You see SCH as that one person that totally 'gets' you - You understand that a giant hat is mandatory for your glamour choice - You're super excited you've said 'yes' up to this point - You just realized you can't fantasia to Viera Welcome to Bard! o/

[@whiskeyslider]

Wish i could give it more than just 1 like just for the sea shanty.

[@AlleluiaElizabeth]

7 DAYS! (Also, good vid as always, Lucy.)

[@shannonmcstormy5021]

I may be old enough to be your grandmother, and I've only watched like 4 anime movies in my life (plus a couple of episodes of Cowboy Bebob(sp?)), but I keep binge watching your videos 2-3 at a time. lol. They are zany, filled with different kinds of content (plus rapping?!), and they are funny. You speak so fast I have to watch each one multiple times, and/or watch at least one slowed down to half-speed with the Closed Caption turned on, but I think I'm becoming a fan. I should also note that I only got turned onto FF14 recently and have yet to play - I don't want to buy the game till I try it out and make sure I can even play (I'm disabled). But it seems right up my alley, so I'm exciting...er, excited. Now I just have to be patient and wait for free trials to be offered again...... In the meantime, keep up with the fascinating videos! They are some of the freshest content I have watched on KZbin in a long time. (hugs) P.s. Back in EQ 1, I played exclusively on a PVP server, Tallon Zek for years. Actually ran one of the biggest and longest-lasting "evil" team guilds for over 3 years if memory serves. In any event, Bards could run REALLY fast in this game and "wove" songs together using hotkeys. If they were good, they could weave 4 songs at once. Never played one myself, but was the victim of many a bard back in the day. (I played a Necro (basically DoT DPS char), and my main, a Gnome Druid. Druid sucked in PVP, but the Necro was pretty boss......). .

[@shanemoody529]

New changes from the patch notes today making bard look hella fine ngl

[@applesum3512]

I started this game as a bard, and i can totally feel that it is missing something, but i am too stubborn and/or a masochist to stop playing it. Thanks for reminding me of all its flaws! This self pity will hopefully sustain me throughout this expansion! Great video Lucy ;)

[@OldManInternet]

I wish a nightmare could make me into a better person! Then I might have kept playing bard after I got it 80 for the mount. Great video! When I told my friend my comment in your suggestions video was "What is your least favorite job and why is it bard?" he laughed because he was there for a lot of my leveling and knew how much I hated it. I can't wait to link this video in my discord and basically take all the credit for it!

[@nighttimestalker]

This just randomly popped in my recommended. And I love this 😂

[@BlackTempleGaurdian]

Cringe? What cringe?

[@CC-yf7jn]

I actually picked up Bard at the end of shadowbringers and tbh I love it. I just love having a bow and everyone knowing I'm not gonna do as good DPS which lowers expectations. I'm still deciding if I'm gonna main Bard is Endwalker or switch to reaper all because my character's color theme matches the reaper move sets.

[@foxygames165]

Absolutely magical.

[@Coolio_Ash]

Lucy I just want to say, you're probably one of my favorite ff14 tubers. You know what you're talking about, you're funny, and your avatar is cute. Thank you for your videos!

[@Coolio_Ash]

Quick question, as a controller user myself, how do you access those abilities above the hotbar?

[@LucyPyre]

@@Coolio_Ash first, tysm!! and two, i don’t actually access that hotbar-i’m very forgetful, so i use it as a visual cue to remind me that certain skills are on/off cooldown! saves me needing to switch bars and possibly clip the gcd to check.

[@Leowuf]

I think Bard mains secretly hate themselves As a Scholar main i can relate

[@jayskestrel8130]

As a bard, and scholar main, yes, yes we do

[@IcyPheonix3]

As a long time Monk main I understand the pain and wish you would hold no ire for us. We too had our identity taken by the new melee on the block who was lavished with attention while Monk was given baffling RNG and a slow that ran completely contrary to how we liked to play. Then the devs lied to us in Shadowbringers and said they'd fix the problems after we got screwed in what they'd said was our own expansion only to simply... not.

[@ShadowXism]

BRO! ANOTHER LONG TIME MONK MAIN! THE COUNT GROWS!

[@majorej4360]

PREACH!

[@coreywong6229]

Monk is eternal, yes I hated myself during stormblood. No new atracks ,but 3 different versions of tackle.

[@PsyL1T]

Wow never been this early before, keep up the good work!

[@NPDStudio]

Ok, that rap was sick. Good luck on the media tour next year! ;)

[@mjdude21]

Another guaranteed banger i expect.

[@TheManBehindtheScreen]

I demand more demon sea shanties!

[@AngelMeteor]

Lucy you sing so good!

[@saraatea2299]

You are crazy, creative, insane and awesome,… I like that! Keep going Baka akuma

[@brainreader2998]

As Bard is the only physical ranged I accept to play, I can confirm all of this. Please SE, make me suffer more in Endwalker.

[@VelocityVolt]

Everyone knows bard's purpose is to play music in capital cities. It's not actually meant for gameplay outside of that

[@leimornyx4811]

hilarious how you chose that intro song at the beginning when there a tiktok of venti's(a bard) voice actress in genshin singing the same song in that alcoholic bards voice. this is some meta levels of flavor and i love it

[@Krustenkuh]

Your videos always arrive perfectly right after my raid night has ended, time to wind down with some quality cringe content

[@emred4653]

But shooting arrows with a big bow is cool

[@LucyPyre]

extremely based and true

[@HayBayle]

This was a treat. /cries in sb bard

[@NateMcQuade]

Every point here eerily accurate. Playing my Bard makes me happy and sad in such a deeply confusing way.

[@zacharysnyder2520]

You are just so much fun to watch.

[@Enderlinkpawnu]

When I tried bard, I liked everything about it except the fact that the class just felt increadbly clunky to me. Needless to say, I picked up MCH as soon as I could and hoo boy what a difference.

[@nebula8851]

My main for 5 years, now I'll never play it again D:

[@kingkraig1974]

Wow, i didn't think someone could make history of a class fun, but lo and behold, ya did. So much so that i'm going to throw in my 2 cents; i would love to see these types of videos for all the classes, or at least ones that you think are deemed worthy of a recap of their history. I watched the DRK one as well, and there is so much i never knew, and wish i didn't, like that Darkside Aura we were supposed to get looked so cool, but then we got cucked. Crazy. But, if you do choose to do one of these videos for all or some classes, count me in to watch them! You make it entertaining to learn about a classes history, and i found out that you main the same Melee DPS as i do! Mad respect!

[@loriaoife]

another banger of a video 😤🔥

[@skeletonwar4445]

Heavensward Bard be like "You think you do, but you don't."