Barney Stinson - Get me out of it !!!

HIMYM - Season 5, Episode 7... A message Barney left for Ted.

[@user-fe1le2yl3x]

“ Are we sure he was finished talking “ 😂

[@KunalBhor-te4jm]

Nope , she just loves porn

[@carlosamartinezhernandez2191]

@@KunalBhor-te4jm and the ladies..... she always gave hints that, at the very least... she's bicurious... if not a semi smooth Bi..... nice detail by the writers!!!

[@KunalBhor-te4jm]

@@carlosamartinezhernandez2191 nope she was just attracted towards Robin I guess

[@johng7602]

Kunal Bhor everyone is attracted to robin

[@liviu2305]

Thats normal vor actors of American Pie xD

[@dannyakins8742]

This is so strange. That's EXACTLY how porn downloads itself into my phone. Disgusting.

[@raahulpooran]

Yup "mysteriously downloads" itself,I just don't know how it happens

[@tanmaydeshpande]

@@raahulpooran oh no

[@allanrune]

Ikr

[@marshallgears9743]

Oh no

[@Sam-ep2yo]

I am getting rid of this vile pornography right away!

[@elskeezy]

''that's right Marshall I'm his best friend how does that feel?'' Cracks me up everytime lmao

[@MollymaukT]

And he knew where Marshall would sit and where to point

[@michaelhuynh4953]

Man, those guys REALLY want to recreate 'Weekend at Bernie's'

[@davincent98]

"WEEKEND AT BARNEY'S TWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

[@lisaaxen534]

@@davincent98 DAMNIT BARNEY

[@czernm20]

@Shonksu shhhh no spoilers

[@deathsdoor07]

Who doesn't?

[@yodoquynh5597]

Shonksu they didn't tho that was just a lie Robin told him?

[@aidenfurry471]

I like how barney knew where marshall would be sitting

[@flashthompson4546]

0:19 why does this keep happening to me every single Friday night

[@VacadoRay]

Say I'm going to delete the porn. 10 more bookmarks are added

[@Predixy32]

beeeeeeeeeeeecause you dont have the mental strength to do against.

[@gt362gamer]

Only Fridays?

[@fahimshahreer5977]

*cough cough* every single -Friday- night

[@-XStream237-]

@@fahimshahreer5977 cough* hour

[@timelordrock2954]

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no! Oh...no... *smiles*

[@amalgamationprime3168]

Cool-Aid man: OH YEAH...... HOLY JESUS, MAN!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

[@adrian-_1748]

Hello Ted *Surprised Pikachu face*

[@UltimateJustin94]

That tape was flying! 😂😂😂

[@sugandhakohli]

1:45 the way Marshall crosses his legs

[@blacknoir3476]

I didn't even notice

[@oznurielsbxx9793]

"Don't worry, The flashy green light means that it's off" 😂😂😂

[@Alegost1]

the fact that lily wanted to continue watching is as funny as it is disturbing considering her usual behaviour towards barney and his previous sexlife

[@ban66a1]

She always against Barney sex lifestyle but other than that, she always okay like when she want Marshall make out with Robin for example.

[@dhwajsaxena5873]

She has a thing for the BARNACLE

[@user-tj6tr4qx3p]

She was being curious, she also asked Robin what Barney did to her, when they first had sex

[@MCShvabo]

@@dhwajsaxena5873 As does everyone else.

[@christopherramsey7027]

Yep, and I just got you 69 likes.

[@sammyrivo9839]

Are you sure he was finished talking -Lily 2010

[@junglewar5094]

we*

[@97kleptomaniac]

@@junglewar5094 we*?

[@sws212]

@@junglewar5094 He*, wow...

[@junglewar5094]

@@sws212 i meant are WE sure he was finished talking? not are you sure we was finished talking...it doesn't even make sense

[@aeirya1686]

:)))) nasty

[@Hexra_]

How the hell is this scene almost 2 mins? They covered so much in it that it felt like I read an entire chapter. The writers of this show are amazing.

[@SOD-yp3lh]

Love how Marshall was sitting in the right place 😂

[@phongvo94]

Anyone thinks this is kinda sad? cuz we all know at the end, what he said in this tape was true The Great Barney Stinson was meant to be alone

[@yazanhussam8182]

No ,he's meant to be single NOT ALONE, he has friends and a daughter whom he loves and care about and they love him and care about him too

[@phongvo94]

@@yazanhussam8182 lemme rephrase that Barney Stinson is not suitable for marriage/ serious relationship yes he has a daughter and the gang and an awesome life before his 40 but he doesnt end up with THE ONE like ted or marshal

[@yazanhussam8182]

@@phongvo94 sadly i agree

[@nandinimittal9656]

His divorce with Robin wasn’t because he meant to be alone.

[@SuperWindsage]

what are you talking about? I know they had a stupid ending on an aternate trackt that would have been a Ted/Robin get togheter again (bleh) but im happy to know they went with the proper ending of Ted and Tracy as well as Robin and Barny. AN NO ONE WILL CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

[@4567samsung]

I am not the only one who thought "but this is not marshal's usual sitting spot how did you know?" right ?

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Samy Fayz well... I mean... have we ruled out the idea he’s Jesus yet?

[@chronikhiles]

*in high pitched voice* Because I'm awesome!

[@joshuamcmahan9392]

Legend...... ary

[@chaossspy6723]

Barney is omniscient

[@catxborsuq1]

He knew Ted would be alone when watching this, then would immediately call Lile and Marshal, would move on the couch (away from the direction they came, the door) to make room for them, and Marshal would let Lily first as a gentelman. But that's just my reasoning ^^;

[@PurpledaisyShasta]

I sometimes forget how old this show is. It has both people owning porn on tape and cassette tapes. Two things we don’t have now. Edit. I meant to say VHS. Silly me 😂

[@kuba878]

it's not an old show... He's just telling a story from like 1995 so he had to use casettes.

[@PurpledaisyShasta]

It was made in the 00’s

[@mathiaspedersen9530]

@@PurpledaisyShasta Started mid 00's ended in 2015

[@yooziinsertname5667]

@@mathiaspedersen9530 2013

[@czernm20]

fuck u, I feel old. In ten years you will read someting similar: I sometimes forget how old this is. it has both peapol who owning paper and pencil.

[@archersmith869]

Lol Barney’s ability to think ahead is awesome and legendary wrapped up in a cobra kai outfit and ready to put them in a body bag

[@nickrffpatellis852]

Are we sure he was finished talking? Hahaha

[@anthonybrice9977]

“Are we sure he was finished talking?” 😂😂😂

[@ishaqyousuf1332]

Thats right kids, the porn tape flew all the way to my VCR. I wouldn't have watched it if it didn't flew all the way there.

[@zoxomonocovo]

@@salag13 fly*

[@mavoc3094]

That's just how VCRs worked

[@DrewSavo]

Kids are gonna watch this and assume that VCRs have magical powers that summon tapes toward them. Let us take a moment to relish their ignorance.

[@theinfernus9912]

Yeaaaaaah dad 😏

[@Nameless82284]

Here's something interesting if he didn't wanted them to know that he was actually watching the tape could have just said that it was a tape of something else like maybe one of Barney's favorite movies like maybe Star Wars or something.

[@adumbass8759]

It's funny how Barney knew where Marshall was gonna be seated

[@notahamster333]

The guy designed the horrendous, yet somehow effective playbook - he's all about knowing the game, or in this case: the scenario 😅

[@ztslovebird]

I wish the show had had more jokes like this.

[@amylr941]

It's a little girl with wings, duh

[@milivoje922]

This show is full of jokes like this what are you talking about 🤣

[@bibaolaitan5189]

@@milivoje922 exactly..

[@bibaolaitan5189]

There were long running jokes like this.

[@dr.tuxedo6702]

“That is not how you spell Buckminster Fuller” Fuckminster Buller?

[@kristiantyrrell]

buckminster fill her, was what i was thinking

[@chakshua.7642]

Buckminsterfullerene.... Its a form of carbon structured like a football ...... I know i am a dork

[@anantnd393]

@@chakshua.7642 biggest dork on KZbin

[@chakshua.7642]

@@anantnd393 well cant do shit about it can you

[@leme686]

Super late but Cockminster Fill Her...

[@robertdavis4723]

😂Lily want some of Barney

[@beelzebubcrumpethorn]

I’m convinced Barney can time travel otherwise how the hell could he have known where Marshall would’ve been sitting, or if he was even going to be there.

[@tebourbi]

it was obvious that ted would play the tape to marshall and lily and I think marshall always sits there

[@thugvida]

My favorite part is Ted’s facial reaction 1:10 “Makes sense, Like yeahh I completely understand”

[@user-nv2wt4hi8t]

'If you value my best friendship' *Ted nods*. Just another under the radar example that Ted considers Barney one of his best friends. It's natural he would be, given all 5 are best friends, but sadly the show never has him confirm that he and Marshall saying it was just a joke whenever they specifically do the 'Marshall's my best friend' thing to Barney, so I take comfort in these scenes where it's actually confirmed.

[@subarus6316]

I love the call backs they end up doing with jokes, like they did really do Week ends at Barney’s, other things like Barney’s Job (please) and general things with future scenes such as Marshall’s future home wich has a goodie of funny things like nessie.

[@cheifareno4924]

General Things *salutes*

[@Amishhellcat]

i like the pineapple from season 1 ;D

[@Rupadarshi-Ray]

Laws of Mechanics just blew away🔥

[@iraye3585]

I love how Barney said that Ted should take his body to the Hamptons and perform Weekend at Barney's. It's like an easter egg that he is getting married there.

[@munenex]

Are we sure he's finished talking? 😅😅😅

[@UnusualPete]

I love how kinky Lily is... (´⊙ω⊙`)

[@rulerofeverything4949]

Kinky lily is best lily

[@Mcl0vinorgan]

XD XD his face at 0:36

[@ghostspider2056]

It's sweet how Barney shares his sex life with his friends.

[@MrBloodypassion]

*Weekend at barneys*

[@cl759]

How it flew erratically into a vcr and then played itself, no 🤣's straight to ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@SaeedAcronia]

Guys, help me! There's a tape flying around in my room and it may fly into the video player. Oh no!

[@Probablynotgrace]

I love how at the end it’s his daughter who makes him change his ways, bit more realistic considering his character

[@CD-Freedom]

Probably not grace 1254 oh, definitely.

[@SuperWindsage]

no. considering all the sex he has im fine with him having a daughter? but don't TRY AND PRTEND THAT ENDING WAS THE PROPER ONE FOR TED, ROBIN, OR BARNEY. it destroyed the entire premise from how I met your mother to hey can I bang robin again. NO BOOO. think it be more interesting for him to be married to Robin and then have the surprise of a daughter with someone else. and then hes also a parent but a tad removed but also TRYING type thing, would have worked better considering his own family things previously.

[@FalconFlyer75]

had the show concluded in 3 - 4 seasons it would be a great ending for the character, (and don't get me wrong NPH hit a home run in that scene where he meets his daughter), but if its coming off the heels of a massive character regression... still ends up sucking

[@TheIndieGamesNL]

@@SuperWindsage Lol its literally foreshadowed in the first episode that hes gonna end up with robin its the perfect ending because this is exactly how real life goes, we all want a soulmate but end up with a best friend

[@lionkingflo6355]

@@TheIndieGamesNL no wtf that never happens. Don't try to tell that this ending was perfect or any kind of realistic. And definitely it not shows how real life works.

[@savannahbancroftkaeliasaiy6115]

1:36 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead

[@continentalrcinglg]

It's funny that Ted would watch a porno when Josh Radnor is anti-porn.

[@milespalmer7831]

Its called acting

[@oguzschmenger7949]

I like to imagin that before he showed the tape to Lily and Marshall he was like: Ted: Oh no Marshall, please sit there Marshall: Why? Ted: Just sit there.

[@juliacutajar5889]

I love how he egseerates and tries to be seen as the goody goody guy in his 20's

[@CulturalToast]

*30's

[@behreh1570]

Weekend at Barney

[@adrianamr5425]

Oh Lily...

[@leonlai5805]

Funny how I watched this exact episode yesterday.

[@meanmachine3453]

Yeah I’m suuuuuuurrrrreeeee that’s how the tapes ended up in the VCR

[@pokeaholic123]

I also wanted to continue watching the video 😩

[@michaelphilpott8860]

Barney is meant to have a one night stand.

[@mrkarakaya]

I love how Barney manipulate his friends.

[@mr.opinion2185]

The fact that he knew where Marshall would sit!

[@joshuarosen4439]

Get me out this lol 😂

[@blackandalittleyellow]

They should have created weekend at Barney's when he was passed out

[@user-fe1le2yl3x]

“ Kids have I told you about the time in the summer of 2014 when your uncle Marshall had a sex tape and forgot to delete it “

[@MrFoolD]

Oh no

[@ban66a1]

What happen to all clips that related to HIMYM, upload from 5 years ago and the old comment was come from 2 days ago? Seriously

[@KemoHay]

I was wondering the same :) When I uploaded the video 5 years ago, it had some copyright issues. I did not even bother reading what disclaimer message should I put in the description and removed the video from my channel for good to not have any issues with copyright owners. I guess, I did something wrong I just noticed the video is still online, because of the comments. Most probably I just closed it to private therefore my account was not blocked.

[@ban66a1]

@@KemoHay I also have two HIMYM clips, one of it pass the copyright filter but not with the another one, strangely, it still stuck on my upload list but can't view publicly

[@pgyx8199]

@@KemoHay YT running out of new content, dig the old ones then.

[@darth856]

These old videos started popping up in our recommendations (or whatever its called), hence people watch them again. It's a bit scary when you think of how much power youtube has over our viewing patterns.

[@kennethnwebb]

algorithm...lolz

[@jamirimaj6880]

foreshadowing of Barney's ending... wow

[@alexandreoliveira7604]

And don't blink. Blink, and you're dead.

[@vijayshetty4494]

But.. are we sure he finished talking?

[@pikapal94]

On some real stuff, my cousin borrowed my phone to send job applications. When I started clearing up space on my phone, I found a file with explicit material in it.

[@Changsta74u]

Lily deep down wants to get boned by Barney EVERY WAY possible. lol

[@samuelkamhaji3642]

Reminds me of doctor who "blink" episode

[@moonlightshadowpony]

I love how lily is hinted at being just a bit of a lesbian in the show. Not a lot of one. Just a little.

[@ventusxzephyr13]

Dante Wolf she is a high key bisexual indeed.

[@harveydentcanwetrusthim8103]

She was curious from the beginning.. Remember when she met marshal at the dorm but before knocking on his door she accidentally knocked on a girl's door( she was lesbian i think) she stopped there for a moment and then.. Naaaah 🤣 Sorry for my bad English it's not my first language

[@Ando1428]

Because her constant asking to make out with robin wasnt a clue?

[@user-fe1le2yl3x]

Dante Wolf just a little bit

[@enrique5795]

Lily lol

[@jw-py9nw]

Ahh Lily, you old horndog.

[@svenbergheuer1590]

Lol He recorded this on my 6th Birthday

[@dominikdobrotic8298]

I think Barney taped over each of those tapes

[@BenE8844]

Sure it happened, Ted.

[@ventus12312]

My nephew saw this and asked "What's that black box thing" Not sure if he meant the VHS or tv

[@maxxymrice6200]

Future Ted as an unreliable narrator was the primary source of the show's humor.

[@batuhanates1132]

0:44 hello ted!

[@masterzombie161]

I like weekend at Bernie’s too, it’s not perfect (mainly the romance subplot) but the hitman going insane thinking Bernie is alive is hilarious.

[@pomegranteappleson1628]

How do you make these video/clips. Is there a website or something. Do you download the episode then cut out the clips you want to post? I want to do the same for this show and many other but dont know how.💚

[@amalgamationprime3168]

Cool-Aid man wants to know your location.

[@henriqueoliveira2647]

archisexture.. genial kkkkkkkkkk

[@Jake-qo3mp]

'As your best friend, I only have one request' *Ted nods* - Just another example of mid to later seasons Ted subtly admitting Barney is also his best friend outside of Marshall.

[@geraldspencer1956]

Don't you hate it when porn slips out of your hands and right into the vcr? Been there!

[@thefuturegamer4563]

Lily was a bit thirty for barney, shocking that barney never slept with her when her and Marshall weren't dating

[@uabir8338]

I don't think he was finished talking

[@muhammada2886]

Believe it or not, Lilly easily get Lesbian front of good looking girls.

[@einflinkeswiesel2695]

Wait, that's not Marshall's usual spot, isn't it?

[@ajdoms0187]

3 things. 1: Why does Barney think that Ted watching his tapes means he’s either dead or in a serious relationship? 2: Who would actually believe the camera flashing a green light means it’s off?!?!! 3: He looks pretty happy to be in a relationship with a women, so what up!

[@erickteodosio]

Marshall crosses his legs in the second a naked woman appears.

[@andrewleyton6689]

With who was Barney committed

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

I've never seen this before, what episode is this?

[@markzilla6895]

The Rough Patch

[@abel5435]

Season 5 Episode 7

[@lanciocardozo2644]

This was uploaded in 2014.

[@eRahbacom]

How did it came to our feed now ?

[@abhiram5029]

@@eRahbacom THE ALGORITHM

[@hipersonicc9736]

foreshadow

[@rasheedqe]

This guy had a box of VHS porn tapes in 2005. What the fuck. CD, harddrives and the internet existed by then. All would have been cheaper and far easier to handle.

[@davincent98]

Kids, pornography is vile, and I was going to get rid of it; however I also knew your Uncle Barney quite well so I put this video in because he knows me so well.

[@whysoserious3340]

Oh Swarley :/

[@rigzinnegi]

😅😂

[@gomugomu3701]

Ted failed as a best friend.

[@juliansummers5983]

does he really think his kids are that stupid

[@barrett.m.w7713]

0:19 how people that make bait and switch memes claim to get their source material

[@-dale2051]

With whom he was in a relationship with?

[@Jotari]

How did ihe know where in the room Marshall would be sitting?

[@Attam0604]

floooooooooooooooood Because he’s Barney

[@isorukuyamomoto28]

Which episode in this

[@7770robi]

Which episode was that haha

[@KemoHay]

Season 5, Episode 7 man :) It says in the description. Glad you liked it, I loved the show.

[@umutcnplt4168]

Archisexture

[@Black.Rabbit_]

He told this to his kids?

[@cavidankaradag6541]

Yes hahahaha😂

[@aliasgarnurali7705]

which season is dis

[@linhdanle1420]

season 5 ep 7