Bars Vs Hens #7 - Donkey Derby | Barshens

[@tobiaslesquid352]

To be honest, "There Is No Magnolia Rider" would be an excellent name for a horse.

[@jhc_fan]

Eli is the true star of this show. Bravo!

[@superiodity]

The show should just be renamed "Can Barry win?"

[@samholdsworth420]

He's useless

[@RadiatedLlama]

Barshens content is top notch. It is so funny, I personally watch it more than either of your channels respectively. You guys should really do more promotion on your channels and through industry friends. These videos should have so many more views. Keep it up guys.

[@wolfyboy]

OF COURSE they are afraid of the finish line! when the reach it, they are slapped by a stop sign sized thing, RIGHT on their nose!

[@Burro..]

I think Stuart meant to say: "This cool new CS:GO raffle site that is definitely not a gambling site and definitely doesn't belong to Eli. Have you seen how cute my dog is?"

[@J0shwarr]

I adore this channel

[@absurdrhino]

8:18 who knew Eli had to be plugged in like some sort of Hoover from Argos

[@WanderingAsian]

I love you guys. Thanks for the constant entertainment!

[@cosmicjenny4508]

My favourite modular beard, Eli, is here to save my week :D

[@joannegray5138]

You know, for months now I've been blaming the buzzing noise and delighted squeals coming from my flatmate's bedroom at night on her using a battery operated "personal massage toy" - but judging by the noise made by that contraption in the video, it's clear she's been enjoying a few games of Donkey Derby instead. I would like to take this opportunity to publicly apologise to my flatmate for mistakenly and privately assuming she was a pervert.

[@tgm9991]

Joanne Gray but masturbastion isn't perverted its just normal.

[@joannegray5138]

Not with the noises she makes ;)

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Joanne Gray You could always join her for a game. ;)

[@Essakturbo1106]

How do you know it's not both?

[@PlatoonGoon]

Christ, get laid people lol

[@Wilbo25]

I love this channel, everyone is just having a great time recording these and it shows.

[@DaFan86]

Nothing better than barshens

[@MathewHaswell]

Hello, good evening and potato to another "Bars V. Hens"!

[@absurdrhino]

MORE SOUND LADY

[@covertyankee]

Marc Cannon- Nothing wrong with looking at a Ferrari even though you know you can't afford it.

[@absurdrhino]

She seems fairly... SOUND Eh? ... EH?... **Hangs self**

[@cheapshow]

Anna wil be back, its all down to everyone's schedulling ultimately! Also, Chris is the Sound Lady, Izzie is our camera lady #FactsStraight ;)

[@MathewHaswell]

+absurdrhino Well, Commenter, just you wait.

[@MathewHaswell]

You'll never catch the Hare on that thing!

[@danforbes3573]

Well done Ashens!Badluck Barry.

[@FrontierJazz]

The forfeit was that Board Eli gets to torture you as much as he wants until the next game. Amplitude.

[@stuchris]

4:55 "Stuary" WHO WROTE THIS?

[@KennieFitz]

Best game yet!

[@Dim4323]

You need a Host your own Horse race DVD game .

[@SkullMan---]

I would buy that

[@samholdsworth420]

I would buy that

[@sirjambon]

I was hoping this would be in an actual arcade on one of them donkey derby machines

[@MathewHaswell]

They're here, so play them now!

[@briancoleman9330]

4:56 Some deep food for thought there man.

[@Dim4323]

What you need is a host your own race dvds

[@DanMcCrave]

pissstreak mcwerter! 😂

[@Violetcas97]

good old barshens

[@MrPoshBrit]

4:56 wow thats some deep stuff

[@guksack]

The racing mechanics on that thing were not what I was expecting.

[@MathewHaswell]

"An Excellent Automaton"

[@RetroCabeza]

The subliminal text of the editor was brilliant.

[@august3833]

It's funny that this video went up today. Today is Mule Day in my hometown (yes, really, MULE day.) and mules are half donkey. I find this a fitting video to celebrate Mule day with.

[@entity8019]

Died @ "Bookies pencil". HAHAHAHA

[@Drawyah]

3:35 - Welcome! You have arrived on yet another one-time flight! Last year over 90% of all Ryanair flights landed on-time, beating every other European airline. Ryanair! For the lowest fares and the best on-time record.

[@ASilentS]

How long will the beard get? Stay tuned for our next episode!

[@centurionfox3827]

Good videos

[@jarydseess945]

Here to shut down any firsters. Also, it makes me very happy that our King of Plasticine, Eli, has featured in more videos since the start of the channel. Hooray!

[@jarydseess945]

Douchebag Studios but not really though

[@dmd8552]

If you listen to the podcast you know there's another King of Plasticine episode coming out :) And if you love Eli check him and Paul out at the Cheapshow podcast. ~38 hours of him and paul insulting each other.

[@cheapshow]

"38 Hours of Eli and Paul Insulting each other" pretty much sums it up perfectly!

[@oneofmanyjames-es1643]

God, only 38 hours back then? How time flies

[@Josh101]

Stuary

[@jaxnean2663]

I'm so curious to see how this thing works!

[@Nighthawk7x20]

"Stuary" 4:55

[@antster1983]

6:12 A Wild Chris Appears!

[@TLOEric]

Loving it!

[@KorboQ]

The CS:GO Lotto joke was hilarious but about half a year out of time, lol.

[@sandow8575]

True, but in what other video of theirs would a joke like that be relevant

[@jordandurham8951]

That got deep at 5:45

[@Macho_Fantastico]

Takes me back to the seaside arcades.

[@littlemikey46]

Does anyone have a video or image of what the internals of this game look like? I would really like to see how it works.

[@Phished123]

Pantry Raider is actually a pretty damn good race horse name.

[@mypanicatsix]

I guess #justiceforBarry came in the form of hugs! well, ain't that cute

[@awmperry]

That was like a Chuck Lorre end card, but funny.

[@EmmaW5]

Barry looked a bit uncomfortable with that hug xD Red horse is heading to the glue factory I think...xD

[@MathewHaswell]

They're racing on the Donkey Derby! It's here so play it now! Roll the ball to get the scores! Ride the winner and the prize is yours! They're racing on the Donkey Derby! It's here so play it now!

[@phillipjames13]

nice to see some cheapshow props being reused. savvy.

[@cheapshow]

You slept LAZY wrong, there is no S Y or extra A in it ;)

[@hfgfdcrdtred]

+Cheap Show slept? ALL HAIL SLEPP

[@SecretAgentNein]

Cheap Show Lazy, with no Y or extra A or S... Laz? Lz?

[@cheapshow]

Agent Nein this has become needlessly complicated now...

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

Actually what I imagine is Paul spelt was vv

[@dmd8552]

Idea for an episode: Barshens visit the house of pickles.

[@cheapshow]

like a HP Lovecraft story, you couldn't fathom the horrors of the HoP..... #IveSeenTooMuch

[@falcone5696]

Coming up next: Bars vs Hens: Saltybet edition

[@jekanyika]

4:55

[@gorillazfan85]

is it bad that I never understood the patches until now

[@redwulf777]

stuary barry and stuary

[@MattFowlerBTR]

Play Chess Clock Jenga next! (see Tom Scott's video, or it might be on his second channel with Matt Gray)

[@BizMcFiz]

WHO IS THIS STUARY YOU SPEAK OF!?

[@antster1983]

Is this the first video in which Eli discusses the amplitude of anything?

[@drunkrdm]

that was a deep and slightly harsh thought guys >.>

[@shanebeasley8191]

Eli comforts Barry by patting ashens on the shoulder.... Hmmmm not exactly how it works buddy

[@antster1983]

Poor Eli, tethered by his lapel microphone cord.

[@7PsycoMantis7]

Stuary and the gang is the name of my new band.

[@MojitoMouse]

Where might one find this game? :P

[@HellYeahCorp]

Dat Technical Difficulties Polkka though. I know this video is old and that's not the name of the song.

[@megangorski]

God, Eli is the best.

[@The97gtrs]

Stuary is the best at games. Stuary for life.

[@paulgascoigne5343]

and up next.. the barshens trip to the glue factory.

[@XOIIOXOIIO]

Huh, I always thought ashen's name was stuart, apparently it's stuary

[@wolfyboy]

as long as i am happy, and have a good life, i can be a horse donkey, up a hill, or whatever it said. :)

[@twocvbloke]

So next time, a butter eating contest? :P

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

WHY IS ALL THE HIDDEN TEXT IN CAPS? ALSO STUARY

[@DanVR001]

Am I the only one who liked the intro music? Why wasn't it used in this video?

[@syntheticpacifist]

4:56 Hey, is the editor ok...?

[@outrageousgamer315]

@4:56 Lolz

[@slothowlpigeon8141]

ey b0ss

[@ulischmidt03]

I love stuary!

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

Who is Stuary?

[@overkillsnake]

This is almost as entertaining as watching an actual horse race and those bore me. April fools and what not.

[@sp1d5r]

ooooh bars, thats whats on his shirt

[@sp1d5r]

and now i get the side ways E as well

[@evillttlimp]

"(Barry) Stuary and the Gang" is a good band name

[@LordTurtleneck]

You're all so damned likable.

[@MuzgontarAco]

So when are you renaming the channel to Barsheneli?

[@sandwich2473]

Who is this Stuary of which you speak?

[@acex222]

Eli? CSGO? Gambling? My three favourite words in the English lmaguage - I must know more!

[@bepatientIhaveautism]

lmaguagé, my favorite french cheese

[@theyoutubeguy1]

It's angled that way because if it was going down the horse would be broke in the box and if it was going down

[@FerHivore]

Now it all makes sense.

[@Shundi12]

Who is Stuary? :)

[@rehabjoebuffet9892]

an actual set? i thought it was Barry's mom's house!

[@ellaisplotting]

I have a feeling that rather than a rather challenging slope, there should have been two extra legs...

[@keiyakins]

Who's Stuary?

[@SoulSukkur]

who here watches this channel to look at eli's face

[@Gun5hip]

Sunny Days lol

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

Sunny Days Nice reference to my comment ;)

[@MistressLiliana]

You spelled Stuart wrong, unless Stuary is some new guy. Yes, I did pause to read all of that.

[@jnerdsblog]

@4:55 Stuary eh

[@tutunaku]

I would not want to be Suge Knight's nurse.

[@kevinm5940]

Am I going mad or can you vaguely hear someone breathing semi-loudly in the background?

[@iamdb1990]

why are horse racing games more fun than watching actual horse racing?... anyway, wouldn't mind a part 2 of this... and then part 3, 4, 5 and then see if it's not as fun any more

[@KlyeKlyeKlye]

Reminds me of the 2p's I used to bet on the machines in Skegness, it was either that or look at brown water for the rest of the night.

[@Eyeseeyooh]

Hi Stu 😍

[@Sneagator]

Suge Knight's Nurse, not Shoog Knight's Nurse. A firing is in order!

[@timeparadog716]

Best to keep it as Shoog Knight's Nurse or else Suge Knight might be the one doing the firing

[@AlbinoFlareon]

You spelt "Stuart" wrong in your existential crisis, loves.

[@DarkWr4ith]

No forfeit?

[@MarcNewitt]

Stuary?

[@cheekbonestrenchcoat]

wow so deep in the middle there. Are we all just confused donkey horses struggling for a goal we will never reach? Are we?

[@creativereasons100]

Poor stuary