Sharticles 26 | Barshens

[@LazerLord10]

That pepperoni story is basically "Mr. Bean goes on holiday".

[@gayflower900]

Mind the seagulls, Mr. Bean

[@sebp9882]

Mr Bean lost episode

[@samholdsworth420]

Mr beanus

[@Exowave1]

the old couple turning out to be serial complainers really got me. the fact that they were in Another article ten years earlier is really incredible

[@MrHendrix17]

Exowave1 It was top quality detective work

[@simontay4851]

I hate miserable people like them. Nothing better to do than complain about everything for the sake of it. They deserved to get the injunction against them. Miserable bastards.

[@Exowave1]

Simon Tay tell me how you really feel

[@Exowave1]

no but honestly I don't like that kinda thing either

[@samholdsworth420]

People like that are the worst. Miserable people

[@mobiusyellow]

"I quite like the smell of some poo, though." Classic Barry de-railing the conversation.

[@BrendanBlake42]

"The Feculent Freight" was my favourite in the Series of Unfortunate Events series of books.

[@EddJones25]

it should start with Ashen's "Bloody hell, are we still doing these?"

[@DASyam-tb7qt]

Edd Jones I can see perfectly

[@stingersplash]

Probably. Its just boring now.

[@CAHENRIKSEN]

Edd Jones that's the first thing that came into my head before watching it also.

[@firons2]

I dunno, I still like shart, it's not very stagnant because the stories are usually different

[@alexeverett308]

That seagull in the hotel sounds like an unreleased episode of Fawltey Towers...

[@TheGreg_T]

Que?

[@randolfiserman5201]

That's pretty accurate

[@liz8597]

Reminded me of a Mr Bean episode

[@tncorgi92]

BASIL!... BASIL!

[@coyoteartist]

I was thinking that.

[@clumsycol7824]

Totally agree with the staff at Morrison's, start selling pies at 8:45 instead of 9:00 one week and before you know it you will be selling meat pies at 7:00am because those gits get up at 5:30, even if the shop doesn't even open until 8:30. NO!!! 9:00am is 9:00am, not whatever time you would like it to be. Some people really need to get over themselves.

[@simontay4851]

Customers should be allowed to buy what ever they want when they want from the minute the shop opens.

[@oily4545]

You just know they're the type to sit around outside a shop waiting for it to open on a morning, cause apparently they have literally nothing else they could be doing

[@jackallan672]

Shop has the right to sell whatever they want, whenever they want. If you don't like how a shop does business, shop somewhere else, it isn't hard to understand.

[@gibbie80s61]

Don't all shops dictate when you can shop and what you can buy by having opening hours and stock choices etc. I have never been able to buy Tesco economy beans in Sainsburys at three in the morning. Maybe I should go to the papers.

[@simontay4851]

Anyone should be allowed to buy whatever they want (not including age restricted items) when they want from the minute the shop opens.

[@gibbie80s61]

Simon Tay I can only think it was a health and safety decision because they were too hot straight from the oven. Worried about getting sued or something silly like that.

[@brianm6337]

I have never been able to buy Tesco economy beans in Sainsburys at three in the morning. Neither have I, and I live in 'Murica- land of FREEDOM! I should complain that they won't open the doors and have someone shop for me and hand deliver them. ;-D

[@brianm6337]

I've seen you say this before in the comments. You related to them or something? If everyone- EVERYONE else is willing to wait 15 minutes for the pies to be put out- SO CAN THEY. Not only that, the serial complainer thing shows they are nothing but whining, entitled &ssholes who seem to think they can get their own way.

[@Commandos12]

by that logic why cant i buy mcdonald's breakfast during the witching hour?

[@antster1983]

It's our old friends Cabbage Heart and Madrid Foreskin!

[@samholdsworth420]

You should try the cheese in Madrid foreskin...

[@samholdsworth420]

They have delicious cheese in Madrid

[@polishenglish8356]

Ahh, what a great episode :) today we learned that Barry likes the smell of rural Shyte :D

[@dmd8552]

The cow manure smell can be nice, it's the pig/human manure they spray that smells awful.

[@jamesfry8983]

you forgot about the smell of the chicken shyte thats a bad smell

[@drmegaman]

Like, I kinda get it, growing up in Kentucky it's the smell of farmland and it's lovely, but it IS poo at the end of the day

[@danforbes3573]

And we also learned that we can eat shyte as well.

[@samholdsworth420]

How is one polish and English

[@JP317]

I think my favourite part about the Morrison's sharticle was the woman saying "They are dictating to me when I can buy pies and when I can shop." Wait a shop is dictating to you when you can shop, you mean those things that have opening and closing times? Nah I just don't see it 😆

[@TLOEric]

Stu's face during Barry's "summer poo" moment is priceless

[@brianm6337]

That moment when his love of poo hits the fans... and we respond. :D

[@koenvandamme6901]

Hah, I also thought of Clockwise! Also, "They're dictating to me when I can shop". Well yes, they are. Shops tend to do this. Opening hours they call it, I think

[@pontifexcellence6648]

SitRep: Barry Lewis has tried to kill a seagull.

[@Xatzimi]

that article about porn spliced into a children's movie sounds like Tyler Durden worked at the school rather than a faulty web filter

[@mhorton34]

To hear my own hometown of Walsall bought up in such a way is hilarious. Also sounds about right for the town.

[@chrismac4441]

How did this become my favourite channel? My face lights up when I see that sweet sweet new thumbnail. No other channel does that these days.

[@juliaweasley]

Ashen's reaction to Barry's waxing poetic about poo was everything. I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.

[@CAHENRIKSEN]

I just looked it up and the poo is now gone from Parrish.

[@hayatobun]

so the poo has... parrished?

[@samholdsworth420]

​@@hayatobunno, they got rid of it by burying it

[@CK-ceekay]

"Methane, just something about it"

[@Exowave1]

"I quite like the smell of some poo though," oh for Christ's Sake Barry

[@lexwoodjune1988]

Absolutely love these guys so funny cheers me up no end

[@supernathan94]

The seagull one happened in my hometown! :D

[@tncorgi92]

We used to do that "see page xxx" joke but using all volumes of the school library's encyclopedia - intermittently and at the end would be dirty limericks. Fun times.

[@simontay4851]

How many steps / pages did you do.

[@cosmicjenny4508]

You know what they say: A shart a day keeps the doctor away. Doctor Stuart Ashen, that is. Here are a few other things that keep Dr. Ashen away: - Fake Fake Video Games Consoles (i.e. Genuine Consoles) - Food that costs over £1 - Toys that last for more than five minutes without breaking

[@DASyam-tb7qt]

Real violin (violin) instead of a fake electronic one.

[@brianm6337]

I am curious- what is he a doctor of, exactly? I haven't been able to figure that out. Is it because he has a doctorate, or is a medical type?

[@cosmicjenny4508]

+Brian M I think he just has a doctorate, and it's nothing medical. Just like Dr. Brian May, or Dr. THE Rik Mayall.

[@Alex-fv2qs]

Psychology

[@idna832]

"Their dictating when I can shop!" there called opening and closing hours

[@cosmicjenny4508]

The seagull story sounds like something that would happen to Victor Meldrew in _One Foot In The Grave._ I don't believe it!!

[@davidlevy706]

I was picturing Mr. Bean. Even his two-word apology and hasty exit fit.

[@simontay4851]

I don't _beliiiieeeeeve_ it!

[@MrIcecolddd]

“Pounding her bare” - Paul... You never fail to disappoint!

[@lmpst7915]

What about 2 truths and one Li? Where you tell two real stories about yourself and one true story about Eli? And then have to guess which is which?

[@guy8528]

This man(?) is on to something!

[@pasqua322]

When the seagulls cry, no hotel room will be left alive.

[@perkin2000]

A cons-*pie*-racy, no less! *Gets coat*

[@robconwaycutie]

I don't blame the seagulls, Brothers Pepperoni is fantastic

[@mattymerr701]

What a brilliant way to shart the day. Perfect

[@rebeccagamble8837]

The seagull story was hilarious!! Such a good episode.

[@chandlerj333]

I’d suggest Barry and/or his wife introduce their daughter to some of the topics in “the video” instead of having her learning everything from a 40 year old vhs while fellow students stare awkwardly or make jokes throughout the screening. Or just download a torrent of Paddington for her.

[@chandlerj333]

There is a fancy website called “goggle” or something like that that lets you look for content on the internet.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

that hotel story is one of the greatest stories i've ever heard. that man has luck just like me.

[@simontay4851]

I wonder how much they charged him for cleaning the room.

[@PinderProductions]

Haha, the meat pie people were on Have I Got News For You as well.

[@CaitCatM]

I remember seeing that pie article and thinking it was going to end up as Sharticle material. Although, I was honestly hoping you'd uncover some sort of weird conspiracy site where they claim Morrisons are keeping pies for the Reptillians or something, rather than them just being serial complainers!

[@eeveedude632]

I used to live in Parrish! I didn’t think i’d ever hear anyone on youtube talking about it.

[@georgeh5075]

2:50 "we've lost Barry again!" 3:10

[@kaskuban]

Keep the sharts coming.

[@cheekbonestrenchcoat]

That Walsall story is pretty local. I think it was that one (but there were a couple around the same time) where it was an ad that popped up on the video. They closed it VERY quickly Me thinks a teacher had bypassed the content blockers and being having a little fun

[@oneofmanyjames-es1643]

The deranged laughter of Eli and Paul in the background is brilliant

[@comradeurod9805]

Ahh nice fresh shart. I wonder if you would do some more videogame duels?

[@MCOmegaX123]

Huh. Sharticle 2 refers to a Nova Scotia man in Victoria, BC. That's funny, because I am a Nova Scotia man, and in 2009/2010, I was there for a few months. Though I was, as mentioned above, there some 8-9 years after the incident, and also I don't have naval buddies, didn't bring pepperoni, nor indeed is my name Nick Burchill. Although I did used to live on a *Churchill* Drive growing up.

[@ClayFoxx]

11:25 What is "the video" barry is referring to and where can i find it?

[@Offensive_Username]

"Had an afro upstairs and downstairs" I burst out laughing 🤣

[@TheAlcaparro]

I love watching the back of Stuart's head

[@Richardstevens1234]

More like faulty towers ( the seagull story )

[@BeautifulAngelBlossom]

Another great episode

[@NR-fg2qc]

Lol In the last primary school I worked in, we accidentally showed clips of GoT as it autoplayed after the nursery rhymes KZbin video we were watching. 😂😂😂

[@MrExpresate]

It helps to point out the Empress is a ritzy hotel, so I can imagine how much it cost them to clean up all of that.

[@michelleross9782]

I am so infuriated by the 1st story. The selfishness of them dumping the biowaste at a small town who never set laws on this because there's no reason for them to have it. I think this was premeditated by the Waste Company. It should have never left its source area or been sent back. One state dumping their biowaste in another state without any agreement is vile...

[@alexeast9212]

Best video so far! Keep it up

[@thespiralmatrix]

Hi from Alabama..... luckily not that area of Alabama lol

[@AWW8472]

Why couldn't the school just buy the Paddington movie from cheapo bin at the local shop? I'm surprised this sort of thing doesn't happen far more often. I'm reminded of the scene from "Fight Club" where Ed Norton's character splices porn into children's movies in the theater.

[@liz8597]

Oh lord Walsall, my home town, the things you get yourself in the news for...

[@CaffeinatedTech]

Barry was on fire! Good show boys.

[@Clay3613]

Poo Poo Train! The seagull story could've been a Mr. Bean sketch.

[@Ravingamer1981]

A Morrisons sharticle is from my area. I remember reading the article in local paper. But couldn't help but laugh at the story. I remember once in that store of Morrisons I get told I was banned from the store.

[@Shizushin786]

Barshens Investigates: SHART

[@etrigan8544]

I sent in the meat pie story. ..feel privileged for my story to be featured on sharticles..

[@maxobyrne1474]

YET ANOTHER fetish revealed by Mr Barry Lewis. My ears are bleeding

[@RAFMnBgaming]

What? The Cow Pat Fetish?

[@entity8019]

Cow Pat...yes. What does Barry Lewis have to do with this?

[@entity8019]

Ignore. I've got a music vid in another tab and reading the wrong comments. FUCKWITT

[@lozzythecoolone]

I guess you could call him... the scat man

[@gferrol118]

That third one is basically saying "shops choose when they sell food"

[@WhiteLongSword7]

Well the first one was well written; it just was literally a sharticle. Okay, the second one was good too.

[@sodengames5669]

Someone in our English class at school had written turn to 'page 42' in a dictionary and circled the word corn-beef. That was as imaginative as my school got.

[@ridcullyshat8522]

Another excellent sharticles, another excellent episode of Barshens and we now know Barry loves poo

[@wolfyboy]

that's probably why he knew that "scat" meant poo.

[@ridcullyshat8522]

wolfy boy does that make Barry the scat man?

[@wolfyboy]

quite possible!

[@simontay4851]

But can he say the words to scatman correctly. Its not easy.

[@ridcullyshat8522]

Simon Tay this may be his darkest secret. It could be, that he needs a good, long sniff of the stuff and can then do the whole song. That or he is the superhero 'scatman'

[@phoebe2852]

Welcome to Barshens, the heart of shart.

[@MelissaAndersonTheFutureLegend]

I was actually one of those people who sent in that Morrisons Pie and Sell article.

[@DisappointedDragon]

Shout out to BC!

[@ogrejd]

Justice for a Nova Scotian! Amazing. :P Oh, and Brothers pepperoni's been a staple here for many decades. And, unlike seagulls' digestive tracks, it does nothing but good things for humans. :)

[@dmd8552]

I'm still angry at brothers, the only blood sausage available anymore is brothers and the only place I know that sells it is all the way in masstown market. And it's not even a very good sausage. #NotMyBrother

[@Clay3613]

You like your brothers pepperoni? Kinky.

[@schalkespringer]

Sobey's has Lunnenburg blood pudding(and Lunnenburg sausage). I love the brother's pepperoni and their beef loaf. That Lunnenburg sausage made in small batches for Sobey's is top notch, though. Above and beyond. I've never had the blood pudding but my family have.

[@reececowell6642]

They're dictating when we can shop, well its their supermarket their rules. I sympathise with the situation but making up conspiracies and complaining is just a waste of time.

[@coyoteartist]

That never stopped anyone who wanted breakfast at McDonalds 1 minute after 11. But I am on the store's side.

[@tbr2109]

At 1:49 that look on Barry's face says that he's deeply surprised a small town in Alabama has a female mayor.

[@tncorgi92]

Considering Alabama, I'm surprised also.

[@techbaffle]

1:42 *EPIC SHART*

[@hailhydra9904]

If Morrison's refused to sell pies before 9am in wigan it would cause a mass stabbing lol

[@tomkenning5482]

coming from a Wiganer, nobody buys their pies from Morrisons. We don't even have one coming to think of it, pretty sure it got shut down. We buy them from the true Pierarchy of Galloways, Poundbakery, Greggs and Greenalghs and anyone who disagrees can fight me

[@JagHeterAlfred]

I've never seen Barry this high before

[@FunnyGorillaHaha]

Shart squad on scene

[@SeraphimKnight]

Ashens... The queen of Canada is the same queen as the UK lol

[@thomasstewart9752]

Barry: smell that fresh dairy air!

[@Jarymut]

"film was [...] streamed online" from well-known porn site, there is a lot of movies there, too bad ads are 18+ ;)

[@UnclePalpy]

3:20 And today in Cooking with Barry!

[@SkullMan---]

Don't mind me, I'm just on my 8th re-watch of these.

[@furiousgeorge6594]

The Pie Conspiracy is real. The truth is out there.

[@some_emo_kid7818]

Barshens really has changed Barry...

[@Sakuralee4ever]

You do realize the Queen of Canada is the queen of England right lol. :D

[@goofmuffin]

Sharticles really living up to it's name this time around

[@nikguimont8546]

As someone who lives near farms I can relate to the poopy town Also once my teacher was showing something on his computer and a ad for meeting asian Women showed up it was so funny

[@TheSweepPC]

Because of the comment on the last video were someone was like "Never heard of him", it now says "Don Hill (Who?)" in the credits. Who needs Indiegogo perks when you are the Barshens end credits joke for $10 a month lol

[@justme002]

Eesh, The Empress is a classy hotel, too. Super expensive... and the windows have no glass or screens.

[@mastermarkus5307]

What do you mean "no glass or screens"? I looked up some of the rooms and they clearly have glass windows. No screens, but it's not just a hole in the wall.

[@AndrewEdwards-v4n]

Although the west coast often has fairly mild winters compared to other parts of Canada, how can you get away with not having glass in your windows in the winter?

[@justme002]

When I stayed there were no windows. Just holes. In the room I was in anyway. Which is odd since, yeah, the photos all show windows. No screens is no big deal, but maybe that's what I'm misremembering. I remember the windows literally just being open holes.

[@mastermarkus5307]

Not having glass windows sounds pretty unusual, even for an old building like that. From the looks of it you're right about no screens though.

[@justme002]

Yeah, I'm thinking I must be remembering the no screen bit. And they had the windows open before we even got into the room which stuck the whole "no window" thing in my mind. It was like 20 years ago so my memory isn't perfect. I do remember I went during a "heat wave" which would explain the windows already being open. This place that rarely got above 75 degrees and it was in the upper 80s all week.

[@WardahTheBlaqQ]

Just imagine the poor journalists who were forced to report on these, probably as a punishment.

[@_Piers_]

The real conspiracy is that was a whole article about not being able to buy pie....in spite of the fact the couple were trying to buy sausage rolls and steak bakes, neither of which are pie!!

[@ghosthead84]

Totoro Tee shirt! Love it.

[@DavidMGiles]

YES! THEY TOOK MY TRAIN!

[@robertjones4201]

Ermm Stuart, the queen of Canada is Queen Liz

[@stumbling]

Hungry Seagulls are a great band.

[@adrienfourniercom]

Sharticles have to be shart related now?

[@theaaaa4180]

I feel like a surreal novella could be written about the first sharticle

Porn theory: Someone had the projector set as their secondary monitor and accidentally opened the browser with their porn on it instead of the primary monitor. Maybe their monitor even had a connection issue so Windows helpfully moved all the windows to the active projector and the porn had priority.

[@Zikar]

Didn't we already do the pie moaners on another episode, or am I just going nuts?

[@SuperPerry1000]

Serial Complainers. Well, that's a new one for me. Still makes them complete old farts, though. The, uh, serial complainers, I mean. Not Barshens...probably.