Our Simplest Pleasures In Life

(00:00) Intro
(16:45) Round 1
(30:50) Round 2
(43:55) Round 3
(54:22) Round 4
(1:13:11) Round 5
(1:22:59) Honorable Mentions
(1:28:23) 'The Kill Box'
Dana Beers and Captain Cons join the boys for a Simple Pleasures Draft. We get into how this is Cons & Dana's first time doing content together, White Sox Dave's battle with the velcro wall, our simplest pleasures in life, and more.
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[@jaymosley6906]

WSD being completely oblivious as to what his role is at the company/in content never ceases to amaze me

[@J-M-E]

Definition of a MORON

[@JRL1999]

First 15 minutes is WSD being an emotional lesbian

[@ripwheeler899]

Him getting all defensive makes it all so much funnier, but he's too dumb to realize that

[@jasonmoss7990]

He’s like that every episode, I also love how he just has to go against the grain like he’s still in high school thinking it’s cool

[@pc88k]

At least they have tits

[@bustercherry6969]

Alright Demarcus cousins

[@mattt2226]

Dave saying "You're cutting me off" is why WSD is WSD. The guy who cuts off somebody every time he talks 😂

[@johnstrom5910]

WSD's stupidity is truly remarkable. And him sitting there with that scab on his nose takes it to the next level.

[@ocachobe1]

The fact wsd doesn’t realize that the fact he doesn’t do these things intentionally and THATS what everyone is saying is great about him is why we love him

[@matteagan1288]

I don’t think he realizes the amount of dumb shit he’s about to be peer pressured into by a full office

[@OGWannaKnowMe]

@@matteagan1288this didn’t cross my mind, but you’re right. It will happen all the time

[@connorgreen9181]

I've never seen someone so incapable of laughing at himself more than Dave. He just doesn't realize he's making it worse by getting pissed at these funny moments. Truly magnificent.

[@matteagan1288]

It’s makes it better that WSD doesn’t like being laughed at

[@coltronw]

dave looking like a ghoul from fallout

[@jeffyj9998]

WSD hates the only thing he’s remotely good at lol

[@afhyoutube]

Great draft. The open-ended drafts are my favorite.

[@travispapes]

Cons? Why...

[@Paul_onions]

Chief laughing and knowing exactly what eddie was going to say before he even said it in response to WSD's 5th round pick 🤣😂

[@brettcramer47]

Chief is a man of the people. Randall road is a nightmare during rush hour. But man, when you get a flow of green lights, it’s a beautiful thing. Loved Randall road on those days and to Dana’s credit, driving on that road with the windows Down was so nostalgic.

[@jakeworm4178]

They used the picture of Chief and Ozzie Guillen for the flirting pick😂😭

[@NathanAndersonE]

"They're not getting in any slower because you got in before them!" - WSD Uh...yes, they literally are because the line between them and the entrance is now longer because you got added Dave

[@bustercherry6969]

Absolutely no one: Chief: FLIRTIN

[@allthingsalbanian]

This is a Top 3 draft right here. Probably the hardest vote I’ve had to cast in the history of the draft.

[@BringoDingo333]

I sit down when I pee , there’s nothing wrong with me

[@jakeworm4178]

The velcro wall video is unreal. WSD lack of athleticism was incredibly funny to see… and then he goes and drafts watching people trip 😂

[@danj1939]

That fry thing Chief brought up is a lie.

[@laxjeff18]

He’s “smart” enough to believe it

[@SilkyJohnson509]

Pretty cool to see Chucky doing content again

[@sparkd8129]

Ya know Big Cat always says WSD is the most unintentionally funny person, this proves it lol

[@brianhejl6886]

Lawn Mowers will never be the same. LOL WTF

[@tank2837]

27:25 so Dana just going to concerts and not drinking a zillion beers? Driving home?!

[@carlosjackhouse]

Carl may have been a problem/very likely has a problem, but holy shit are these 3 melodramatic

[@connorleary3080]

what an odd combo haha

[@jakeworm4178]

Dave talking about waiting for Cons newborn baby daughter to turn 18 is WILD

[@HunchoClo]

Why WSD doing stuff is funny is because we all know he doesn’t want to do anything. He things he’s a D1 athlete that can do any sport and he’s a 5’4 white guy with a big head and everything is funny

[@stevefoo8037]

do you think the extra nugget is because of the end of the bag before they open a new bag?

[@Presmelb]

I want to buy a WSD calendar!

[@camz4450]

Good parking spot is such a fat boy pick

[@raff998]

lmao. it really is. I'll always park farther and walk the extra 100 feet instead of trying to squeeze and wait for a closer one

[@jonjhon8491]

36:05 Edit team did WSD dirty 😂😂

[@DaCoochieBets]

Week over week Chief puts the squeeze on WSD just like he did with Carl

[@lambeauwade]

A calendar being too hard to source made me lol. Every middle school in 1998 released a calendar

[@t-bone-xm2re]

Whitesoxdave is hands down one of the top three funniest people at barstool sports

[@Misledyouth6275]

The first beer after a hard days of work sounds way better

[@mcc3504]

WSD leading with the crown of the helmet

[@heatstick8774]

putting sandals on after golf

[@connorbouchard5259]

WSD is so unathletic It’s incredible

[@brianseo8497]

Wearing new clothes and getting a fresh hair cut both feel great

[@kevinneal1246]

didn't PMT do a Mt Rushmore of best pisses?

[@lambz1198]

Someone better take one wipe poops

[@meghandaly6851]

The Ozzie Guillen picture sent me

[@bdbeaudette]

If I worked at Barstool, one of my simple pleasures would be getting under WSD’s skin.

[@homerun0222]

WSD is Charim soft

[@SaltyChip]

Pick 1 should of been, “watching WSD fail at whatever he is attempting “

[@Spen4]

Dana Bags

[@potsy4830]

Keep Dave away from the shallow end of the pool

[@ryandrumbore8641]

1:18:03 Cheif being so “smart” telling a lie. Imagine thinking Sm and Lg are the same volumes. Common Cheif L

[@Jets725]

Fresh clean sheets is the Jordan of the draft. Shouldn’t be allowed

[@horizonfios]

Wsd and Chief really hanged up together to get Carl fired even though chief does to Dave exactly what Carl used to do to him except more humiliating and belittling and less funny and entertaining to watch 😂

[@TheAgencyUS]

Obviously it got super toxic towards the end, and Carl definitely had some bad showings for some drafts and Dozen episodes (think they were drinking related), so I can see why they had to make some changes. But man, I've been going back and watching some of the classic drafts when they used to be a blast, and in almost every single one of them, Carl is basically the glue making everything run, even though I didn't think I was a big fan at the time. Really wish they could've worked it out to keep the drafts alive.

[@NathanAndersonE]

@@TheAgencyUS I think the drafts lived and died with Carl unfortunately. When they were great, he played a big part. When they were bad, he played a big part. Since he left, they've all just been okay. Dave has always been tough to listen to for me, but he also provides some great moments. Eddie and Chief are just sort of normal dudes, but the surrounding cast produces the viral moments to me, and without Carl, there's been a lack of great moments.

[@tmar688]

I hate Chief. He's always poking and starting shit, then turns into a little bitch when anyone barks back. Should've booted him instead of Carl.

[@tank2837]

Wonder if Eddie cares about his health?

[@Shwini07]

i understand the guilt of skipping lines but i think paying to skip a line kinda takes some of the guilt away. Cause whoever you're skipping couldve done the same thing

[@jonjhon8491]

What's WSD's favorite sucker? Dum dum

[@MarioBudz]

God mode? Shrooms?

[@jtintheuk297]

Dont ask Dana about going to weddings ffs

[@havers64]

How does Dana not take a shower beer.

[@User-vn8rn]

Bases clearing booger

[@djmiller1114]

Cons makes this unlistenable

[@justinmurphy4793]

Pretty nasty trick to put Dana in the thumbnail and then surprise us with Cons… wouldn’t have clicked had I known

[@jimmylavalle7501]

This draft was so bad

[@mattsean6164]

Wonder what’s been going on with WSD behind the scenes. He’s been a mopey little baby the last 3 months or so. Miserable. Very annoying

[@tmar688]

Probably the fact that Chief is a cock about everything and then has Red Ed there to gaslight the whole thing.

[@PabloSanchez-hj5fb]

Why is Dave so lame now LOL

[@Spen4]

Havent listened to the whole thing but Dave won

[@discopotato675]

This draft was a dud

[@jonflegel3057]

being right is a fantastic pick.. but sometimes being right against your wife is still a loss. @captaincons please back me up. sometimes you just take the L even though you both know....

[@yenzen9112]

Eddie cutting off WSD and Chief going at it says all you need to know about Eddie's nose for good content. Why can't people argue and get real? And Eddie has history with the Howard Stern Show too which is shocking considering the wild arguments that show had. Everything is so soft and safe now.

[@connorleary3080]

not everyone likes listening to these two keep bitching lol keep the draft moving

[@deibtryin]

Chicago is a small office. Unlike New York. I imagine with that being the case, after having a huge argument with potential personal shots, In the small office it’s sort of hard to avoid that tension. Or to keep heads down to let the steam blow over.

[@yenzen9112]

@@deibtryin They are grown men for god sake. Get over it. It's a debate about oysters. Nobody is going to get hurt.

[@brittanysteven4978]

Ed trying to stop the discussion about Velcrogate was asinine.

[@marctaylor2287]

Man WSD is horrible. Someone needs to tell him he's Dave Williams not Dave Portnoy. If Barstool fires him tomorrow nobody will remember.

[@williamkeller7091]

Can’t be the only one who thought Dave’s joke at the end was a little much. Yikes

[@jimlong603]

Whack topic. Boooooooo!

[@kooteckkirby1982]

Cons & Dana…?? Easiest draft skip of all time. See you next week.

[@Misledyouth6275]

To be fair to Dave if you didn’t see that contraption and think it was a flawed design your crazy