Snack Expert Ranks the Best Salty Snacks

Clem joins the boys for a Salty Snacks Draft (no chips allowed). We get into a heated debate over ritz crackers, Clem's expert opinion on our picks, Chief's obsession with nuts, and more.
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[@mattsean6164]

Listening to Clem talk about snacks is like watching Da Vinci paint the Mona Lisa. The guy is just an all time expert, plain and simple.

[@hugh-jasole]

well yeah look at him....he looks like a guy that's an expert in snacks 😂

[@tjcox990]

Clem has to be the most likable guy at Barstool.

[@michaelharris2708]

and WSD is the least likable

[@dferg1793]

@@michaelharris2708 nah it’s Jersey Jerry

[@tjstevenson4737]

You have to respect Chief's picks. He took what he liked instead of what the people like. With that being said, absolute garbage draft.

[@Willschieb27]

WSD and his terminal short man syndrome make these so hard to watch

[@shaqreadingabooklookingsug4487]

I think actually trying to win a draft is more respectable. I love Chief bc his bad drafting skills are great content, but he punts on the draft nearly every week lol

[@odhess]

@@shaqreadingabooklookingsug4487 false

[@ddlk9913]

I do love peanuts as a first round pick though, and what bullshit trying to argue he needed to pick between shelled and un-shelled. Although peanuts in the shell are clearly king.

[@ANTIStraussian]

​@@odhesshe could have gotten the nuts later in the draft

[@jakewasnothere1]

Combo’s might be the worst 2nd overall in history.

[@samgriffith8086]

Agreed

[@kyingriffith1785]

@@samgriffith8086 sup brother

[@samgriffith8086]

@@kyingriffith1785 sup man

[@andrewc.7788]

How in the fuck did nobody draft just a fresh hot pretzel?! Absurd, once Carl takes popcorn everything is open. I’m making you veto french fries after the popcorn pick.

[@armanddavila4884]

I waited to the end and was disappointed no one drafted that, movie theater popcorn and auntie Anne’s pretzel would have demolished everyone’s board

[@discopotato675]

Is that considered a snack? You can't pull one out of your pantry... Maybe that was their thought process? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@andrewc.7788]

Once Carl drafted specifically Movie Theatre popcorn all bets are off, you can only get that one place in the world and it is 100% not a snack. Popcorn is a snack, movie theatre popcorn is not, I’m drafting fucking Nachos and French Fries back to back after Carl makes that pick.

[@chicagoradtech]

A hot pretzel with a cup of cheese was a staple in high school

[@stevenb9026]

Honey Mustard Pretzel got hosed

[@thebigsalad2000]

i rarely agree with chief but splitting peanuts into two picks would be absurd... peanuts is one pick and a great one at that

[@scotthobin3069]

Chief picked salted peanuts, which means they're not shelled, right? The nut you eat isn't salted in a shelled peanut.

[@mattsean6164]

@@scotthobin3069 No, you can get either salted or unsalted shelled peanuts too

[@azcards07]

If it’s in the shell it isn’t salted

[@mattsean6164]

@@azcards07 False. You can buy either salted or unsalted shelled peanuts. Just got back from the store and both were available

[@sceneugh]

@@mattsean6164 so youre saying you suck a salty peanut shell. i want just the inside salted. theres a difference

[@OOshawnmichaelOO]

Absolutely insane draft on so many levels.

[@jakeworm4178]

Chicken in a biscuit is the most underrated salty snack

[@Puhblish38]

Chicken in a Biskit would’ve been an awesome 5th rounder

[@jacobsmiley2392]

Something that needs to be said about Cheez-Its is the smaller the packaging the better they are. The plastic bag ones from the gas station are next level.

[@jakeworm4178]

The level of expertise on the right side of the table is unbelievable. Clem and Carl separate themselves early and never look back. Unreal performances by the both of them.

[@ANTIStraussian]

One guy took 3 kickers 😂

[@lou93000]

excited for this new show eddie. good for you bro and don't think anyone can get enough Jordan stories

[@shaqreadingabooklookingsug4487]

I can watch Clem talk snacks all day. The snack savant.

[@raff998]

Chief going nut-nut-nut with his first three picks is so on brand.

[@SullyReviews5000]

I really hope someone drafts Bugles. So under rated

[@anthonycatalano3998]

i love how eddie calls white sox dave by his full name at least 70% of the time

[@bigpopslaflare]

If Carl’s boy buys a ticket to movie theater just to buy popcorn to bring home he’s a SIMP

[@stephenalessandro4686]

Chip shrapnel discussion was hilarious

[@andrewthomas2659]

If movie theater popcorn plays, then McDonalds french fries should count as well. Should have been vetoed.

[@nathan6568]

thats absurd bro

[@discopotato675]

"you cannot tell me your brain works this way." 🤣🤣🤣

[@scottsanger]

Chief goes from: “uh I think you have to choose a SKU Carl” To: “this is ridiculous give me shelled and unshelled peanuts”

[@innaclouds8977]

Eddie: "That fake cheese shit (goldfish) just doesnt hit...." 90 seconds later, "I'll be drafting Combos as my first pick...." 🤡

[@tylerjarrett216]

During the potato draft, didn’t Carl just add cheese (a spread) to fries and it was allowed?

[@kmurdoch22]

I think their argument was that it was its own separate menu item but that was definitely questionable

[@veebee-sc4tp]

@Ranthony Jones relax guy

[@ericgutrich5931]

Movie theatre popcorn, especially great when they say “enjoy the show” and you just walk out

[@pgilroy623]

As Carl mentions Ritz literally sells full sized crackers with peanut butter in between them (Oreo style) - better than the bits and exactly what Dave wants

[@jaydonohue454]

if you're gonna go goldfish you have to go flavor blasted. far superior to all the other iterations

[@acidfruitloops]

Horrific take. Absolutely INSANE.

[@swillsie]

Goldfish as a #1 overall was mind blowing, that's a filler pick at best LATE in the draft

[@matteagan1288]

Couldn’t disagree more

[@acidfruitloops]

The 1-1 is either cheeze-itz or your preferred choice between chex mix/gardettos. Everything else is miles behind.

[@jaydonohue454]

Wild 1st pick

[@EPiche09]

Dante featured a slept on item, on barstool Chicago , Dots pretzels. They also offer a puffed cheese item, amazing.

[@jeremiahunderwood2855]

Waiting to find out which nut these guys we’re talking about was so funny. I honestly wasn’t always sure which kind they were talking about before saying it. Very fun draft, boys.

[@jonathanmeyer3428]

Anyone doing keto. Pork grinds with melted shredded cheese, shredded beef and sour cream. Pork grind nachos. You’ll thank me later

[@CHIILTS]

Great draft, great guest, triple nut is hilarious

[@toeknee5565]

When you are the the movie theater have them butter your popcorn and then ask for a cup for water. Fill the water cup with some of the butter from the butter station, as you eat the popcorn from the top and the buttery pieces are consumed, re-butter again with the butter from your cup. You don't even have to leave your seat. A+

[@brettcollins7512]

WUT? Who does this?

[@toeknee5565]

@@brettcollins7512 I do every time, haha! It's awesome!

[@colinturner8216]

How about Carl actually participates?

[@eddiesullivan8943]

Chief has the worst record of vetos of anyone on the panel

[@patrickryan7400]

Vetoes need to be limited somehow.

[@eddiesullivan8943]

Chocolate Pretzels should’ve been an automatic veto good god

[@ItsAlexlive]

Planters honey roasted cashews is by far the best most tasty nuts to snack on. It’s not close for me.

[@benweaver940]

new show sounds great Eddie

[@blewsfoods]

“Jersey Turnpike” is when you drink all the bar mat liquor from a glass 🫡

[@krishammond272]

Honorable mention to the honey oat chex mix, best version of chex mix by far

[@VaginalBros]

the squad not knowing a bugle is shaped like a bugle is hilarious loll

[@wch7251]

22:30 lmao

[@DavidSmith-fu2xg]

How Chief did not pick Veggie Straws will forever blow my mind.

[@kyingriffith1785]

This is wild lmao I’m close to half way done and we’re on round 2 pick 1 😭😭

[@SK8FUNKCREW]

Going Macadamia Nuts in the 3rd is crazy 😂

[@stevenbuker7509]

Wow I was waiting for corn nuts all draft and everyone hated it in the honorable mentions lol

[@SullyReviews5000]

The corn tortilla combos with the salsa in them are pure fire

[@ANTIStraussian]

Wut

[@SullyReviews5000]

@@ANTIStraussian I think you mean what. And what is confusing you about this comment?

[@jonlamonte5833]

Carl looks like Ebenezer Scrooge

[@bryanrutledge6172]

Very sad Andy Capp Hot Fries didn’t make the cut

[@evan58]

Bugles are probably good with ice cream actually. Never thought about it

[@Millsman98]

Clem hall of fame dog walk draft guest

[@foley2364]

Chocolate covered pretzels shouldn’t be allowed

[@brettstruthers3003]

List based on non-picked / honorable mentions 1. Flaming Hot Cheetos 2. Dots 3. Blue Diamond Almonds 4. Jack Links Teriyaki 5. Kettle Corn

[@randycorso1556]

Never really heard of gardettos or combos, are they not in the northeast?

[@stephenalessandro4686]

Dave has a point about movie theater popcorn

[@brettbuchanan700]

Classic WSD, getting mad at other people when he’s just the dumbest human alive. Absolutely WILD he thinks thats Ed’s fault.

[@le9335]

Guy was a whiney idiot the entire draft. Ruined the entire show.

[@dannygibson2597]

Slim Jim not even mentioned is wild

[@babbs2121]

Chief lmao “people are taking heir headphones off”

[@ben_again1]

Regular goldfish can be snacked on longer and don’t leave the mess flavor blasted do. I’m all for mixing it up but original is goated

[@jtintheuk297]

1. Honey roasted cashew nuts 2. Pork scrathings 3. Frazzles 4. Cheese footballs 5. Scampi fries

[@clayspicer3328]

Future draft idea: Fast Food ITEMS. Not chains but individual items(ex. McDonald’s fried, Chick fil A sandwich, etc.)

[@TommyNoble12]

Hearing chief be like “who’s your radio guy” to clem and clem sayinf Francessa is crazy to me. Thought he transcended outta new york, guess not. Wild

[@zach5384]

If movie theatre popcorn counts, then I’m taking an Auntie Anne’s pretzel with cheese dip.

[@matthewlux2580]

DOTS Pretzels are BY FAR the best pretzel, nothing comes close. (poor draft eddie)

[@Millenium2927]

They must all hate pretzels. When I think “salty snack” pretzel is the first thing in my head. DOTS are elite. Also those peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets are a must have in the pantry.

[@HiTwinky69]

39:50 Never though Chief could change my life.. But he might have just done it

[@FatrickSwayze420]

Dave sees sydnie walk into the office and then proceeds to shout her out 6 times in 3 seconds… foul little boy

[@jetern1569]

The WSD Ritz peanut butter cracker pick is insane.... Just take Austin peanut butter crackers.

[@Rocknrohrnfoo]

58:25 to see when the wheels fall off this draft.

[@stevebal25]

Chicken In A Biskit crackers, Cheddar Chex Mix, Giants BBQ Sunflower Seeds, Buffalo Wing Pretzel Crisps

[@zach5384]

Cheddar Chex Mix is stellar

[@SlurpCEO]

I swear original combos are cheese and cracker not pretzel unless I am mistaken

[@tylerweber8490]

Dots not being drafted is a TRAGEDY

[@lhcmknrb]

I completely side w WSD. This took an early turn to the gas station aisle type of salty snack. Hate that he gets made out to be an absolute psychopath for being mad…Busch league stuff

[@kylelalonde9256]

Ed said if you are unsure just throw it out there and we will see how it goes. Dave should have thrown it out there.

[@lhcmknrb]

@@kylelalonde9256 I don’t disagree. But I feel like I’d Ed goes movie theater popcorn, it gets vetoed and stays within the gas station. Tough scene!

[@hookster999]

CHALLENGE: Eat a bag of Family Size Bugles with no drink

[@afhyoutube]

WSD is so bad. So so bad.

[@brettcollins7512]

He's an absolute idiot. And he seems to get more dumb as time goes on.

[@NotRicoBosco]

Instant like due to Clem being on - he is one of the best guest drafters due to work he puts in prior (Whit and TSmokes also in convo for best/clear work put in prior) In fact, rankings of best guest drafters/put in work drafters prior: Clem Whit Jeff DL Tommy (can’t rank him higher since he is a dork but he is our dork)

[@mattsean6164]

Rico Bosco is #1

[@samgranahan2826]

Can’t forget about Trent. Think he’s an awesome guest

[@NotRicoBosco]

@@samgranahan2826 - good pull, he needs to make list might be #3

[@the1truth420]

Hot beef jerky...The old fashioned super dry kind you need to chew on to wake up.

[@tuckerstevens9689]

I never had an issue with Carl but often saw comments on here saying "F Carl" and "Less of Carl" and I'm starting to see it. During this draft it was like he was mad that he had to be there. There was contempt. Very weird vibes.

[@drewward5309]

Smartfood in the 3rd is giving me Nakobe Dean vibes

[@wilsonb1121]

Macadamia nuts are absolutely amazing

[@mattydanks406]

im taking auntie annes pretzel bites with cheese dip after the MT popcorn pick

[@jack.merkel]

Snyder’s Pieces?! Where are those at?

[@kylegonthier5448]

Just like salty snacks, these snake drafts are good until they aren't

[@Millenium2927]

Every once in awhile there is a draft so bad it makes you remember, the guys just aren’t very good at drafting things…

[@davidcapra1759]

Are there no bits and bites in the states?

[@goliatheater67373]

That looks like Chex mix to us

[@dabballplaya8200]

Need ritz cheese crackers! and not even regular Rold Gold or hot pretzels?? Thought that would be 1st round for sure

[@canoilas7894]

Clem drafts are fire

[@gregconlon1865]

I swear after the Shrek debacle WSD is afraid to go in and give the picks we wanna hear him drop.

[@SlurpCEO]

No love for Chicken in a Biskit smfh

[@eamonfitzpatrick9760]

my mouth got dry just listening to this

[@valerieschoen7494]

Eddie, I knit for hours every day. No damage to the fingers. Proper technique should never cause injury.

[@JCR93]

What DOES Dave like?

[@michaelkomertz213]

how does no one draft beer nuts

[@BD-su6hm]

It must suck to be Dave

[@jakebenrubi]

I love how chief says "i'm taking salted peanuts regardless of what package it comes in" but won't classify a John Daly as a cocktail literally only because of the package it comes in, even though it has more then 2 ingredients. 🤦‍♂

[@stevenbuker7509]

All time draft with triple nut thank you Clem

[@coloneljan]

Cashew at Round 4 Pick 5 is so insane

[@xsolidduckx]

Chicken in a Biskit crackers are the best. Also no pepperoni stick even mentioned is crazy.

[@pattyspanks6915]

It's the preparation of movie theatre popcorn not the type that makes it good. Orville Redenbacher kernels, coconut oil, salt. Heat agitate dump simple as that

[@SullyReviews5000]

Smartfood Bugles Cracker jacks Veggie sticks Snap pea crisps Those little ritz cheese filled crackers

[@jibtastic4]

Cracker Jacks??!!!

[@discopotato675]

Just started... Jerky and S&V chips...cheezits

[@erickcleveland2597]

Extra toasty Cheez Its not being taken is a crime against humanity. It has become the king Cheez It.

[@tstorm4489]

Should have gone Flavor Blasted Goldfish