What Would You Want In The Apocalypse? Ft. Klemmer & Marty (The Bracket, Vol: 064)

|| Welcome to VOLUME 064 of THE BRACKET, a Lights Camera Barstool show. In this episode, we decide WHAT WE’D WANT THE MOST IN AN APOCALYPSE. KenJac is in as host and he's joined by Nick, KB, Tommy, Francis and special guests, Klemmer & Marty. Join us as we go from 16 ITEMS FOR SURVIVAL all the way down to 1!
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[@neekolassv]

Klemmer single-handedly added 25 minutes to this episode

[@kevinmac9735]

I’d imagine Tommy had an existential crisis immediately after this was recorded

[@juandamiennebraska338]

I really like Klemmer. I’m gonna be honest I didn’t think I would get his humor at first but man he really fits barstool. Keep bringing him on!

[@alexj6330]

Marty’s misunderstanding of the prompt is next level idiocy. He took Zombie apocalypse to “what you find when the earth breaks” lmao jfc how does he get dressed every day

[@cameronjones4493]

It’s crazy Tommy can look 2 ft to his left and he can see what he’ll look like in 20 years

[@djp1363]

This is the group. Cheah and Marty switch every episode

[@Patsox]

This might be my new favorite episode. It's definitely up there with the circular one

[@dbsuper2928]

If they did a bracket for worse things that could happen to you Francis correcting your choice of words would be a clear 1 seed

[@higdaddy4958]

When Dave says they hire weird characters he needs just send people to this episode 😂

[@BarstoolSportx]

Despite a wild bracket topic this week, this was an ELITE episode

[@Markscout26]

"Kyle, diagnose him." lmao

[@Jake_venture]

That was the fastest romance I’ve seen between Nick and Klemer

[@russellwilliams6624]

Don’t you open up that window, don’t you let out that anecdote

[@johnhelf597]

poppin pills is all we know

[@Mars-oj1lk]

Klemmers weird brain is perfect for this pod. Him talking about going to the supermarket to get food made me bust out laughing

[@atticusrabatin9137]

Marty laughing like he knows the difference between antidote and anecdote.

[@Hollywoodhec]

19:08 Tommys Anecdote

[@bayouboudreaux4551]

Klemmer's voice is hilarious

[@Chuck_Benz]

Imagine pulling up on a UFO in Antarctica only to see Marty, his boys and some aliens just out in the tundra stomping the yard

[@nicko4992]

Klemmer said Francis cant have a trained dog but he gets a Trader Joes 🤣

[@jakeelwood7044]

All time bracket episode. Marty’s done a great job recovering since everything happened.

[@kb.refined]

I dislike Marty Mush, however, he proves his worth in this episode to bring a hilarious balance of wits and stupidity. Klemmer is such an MVP hire. This round of Barstool Idol brought some decent cast members this year I love it.!

[@jomarsantiago978]

Feel the same

[@donvito3178]

Still mad at a person you’ve never met for getting in a relationship?

[@rjflatten77]

@@donvito3178 Are you seriously incapable of acknowledging how fucked up that move of Marty's was though? You clown.

[@donaldduck4886]

@@donvito3178 in all fairness, she was the ex of another person he's never met so you have to take that into consideration

[@PowerADAM423]

@@donvito3178 the reaction by Dan and Dave was crazy but this is just a gross simplification of the issue lol

[@MrMtc228]

New sauces is hilarious lmaooo

[@burdawg3000]

Y’all really let Marty slide on the always wanting to know where his animals go after he buries them lmfao

[@afhyoutube]

I just realized his name is Marty Mush because that is what is inside his head.

[@veronicavaughn5923]

Lots of undiscovered sauces in there too probably

[@donaldduck4886]

They should just give Marty the topic with no details every week and let him pick the whole bracket

[@Kyle-lr8xo]

Just stumbled upon this show yesterday & it’s amazing. I’ve been missing out

[@w8kboarder17]

Gooch looking absolutely gobsmacked during Tommy’s doctor story is the best visual in this episode

[@aleccotten8344]

This is the craziest episode of the bracket of all time.

[@MikeMikeFV]

Klemmer rules

[@GALAXXYPRO]

Marty’s good on these

[@dalebies6201]

Francis not understand a well was shocking

[@Jake_venture]

For security, Nick chose cans of food over a gun 🤣🤣

[@dlinkhorst]

I need all of the Klemmer content

[@dereka415]

Great episode.....pure comedy and had me rollin.

[@thomasyoung7950]

All time epi

[@bxpuertoricankid]

THE DESTRUCTION OF TOMMY SMOKES 18:50

[@noahreese1881]

Gotta keep klemmer and Marty on they understand the show so well and real are hilarious

[@seanwalsh933]

Klemmer is awesome. Mush still sucks big time. Are you guys getting forced to include mush? Please no more mush

[@zachoeryedwards]

You wouldnt hunt with a gun in most apocalyptic situations. Id still pick it over food but just because you use the gun to take other peoples food.

[@Youngbull20]

Wish cheah was on this ep

[@drewmania6034]

Clemmer’s pure👌🏼

[@jaja2753]

The drugs vs alcohol has to have a question answered. How much of a supply of heroine is there? If infinite it is definitely better than alcohol but the addiction is real. If there isn't an infinite supply when you run out you will run to the zombies to put you out of your misery.

[@slaythompson6413]

19:10

[@XFLHighlights]

It’s 7am and I’m partaking in both of the first matchup

[@jasonmiller9587]

You cannot drink water out of a lake

[@kb.refined]

Klemmer is really an MVP of this episode now that I've finally got to the end.

[@travisshuttleworth630]

Helicopter

[@milesdevane]

Easily the best episode of the series without Coley Mick and JDL

[@connyethompson]

this would be an incredible council to guide the new world.

[@patricksmith9]

Klemmer is an older Nick

[@SuburbanMomz]

You mean his finger brother, tommy

[@DG-hg4pi]

1 minute in and Marty is already annoying

[@daragh5052]

KB about to tee off at the Genesis Invitational

[@astroboylaflame4614]

Good clips but big L

[@brennandoyle3514]

I like so many people on this show but kenjac as a host is literally unwatchable, I go back and listen to the fictional debates pretty often and everything he says is unbearable

[@brennandoyle3514]

I apologize, I heard Nicky Clicky talk and now I’m here for the whole episode

[@UJellyBro69]

Mush is a mutant but he's good on these

[@DG-hg4pi]

Marty is the worst

[@zestyfarquad4110]

Get Klemmer off this show omg the man is living cringe lol

[@flyerphan28]

klemmer is so goddamn annoying

[@linezz9671]

4/5 were good from barstool idols

[@johnhelf597]

53:41 Tommy names a “hot survivalist woman” and unknowingly almost names an outdoors coworker 😂😂😂😂

[@Dozah58]

I fucking love this show. The group laughter over antidote vs anecdote was so pure

[@johnhelf597]

Klemmer is an absolute legend. dude gets barstool humor and fits in so well

[@SuburbanMomz]

Good mix of smart dumb, literal goofy, funny serious. Good stuff.

[@chuck6115]

Klemmer damn near ruined a classic.

[@DG-hg4pi]

Klemmer is right

[@7h2nn0n8]

I thought Klemmer was wearing head to toe denim until about 15 mins in

[@MattyRed1]

Would be fly

[@tripglass]

francis takes it waaaay too serious

[@DG-hg4pi]

1:25:33 lol

[@caydenyoung8326]

Klemmer is fucking hilarious

[@juandamiennebraska338]

The Other Guys may be Will Ferrel’s funniest movie. I laugh my ass off every single time

[@Dozah58]

KB's "civil war euphemism" killed me

[@mattsean6164]

Francis just doesn’t fit in with the crew here. Tries to be too smart. Let’s get him off

[@cparker420]

You wanna get him off? Gayyyyyyyy

[@mattsean6164]

@@cparker420 guilty as charged 🫣

[@BearElvis]

Klemmer doesn’t fit for these shoes. He takes everything toooooooo literal with all this

[@jamesmckinney2763]

I feel like Francis was made for this episode

[@tatepeterson4216]

I freaking love Marty on this show

[@aidanknoebel1057]

francis with the 750s

[@Triple-G]

Booze is very important. Great trade item and disinfectant. Also could help with nerves

[@sloptimusprime369]

All timer

[@mcwizzle99]

elite ep

[@Triple-G]

Canned Food over Guns/ammo is wild 😂😂

[@BearElvis]

Klemmer drags out every thought he has, holy shit

[@brett2982]

Remember when Jeff used to host this show?

[@alexweber9899]

I couldn’t breathe 37:34 lmao

[@Creek_Water]

0:31 heavy shvt Nick

[@jayBURRd18]

Marty is redacted af

[@rooosterrr]

solid crew.

[@noahreese1881]

Go head and get Francis off this show