Dave Portnoy Screams At New Employee - Stool Scenes 236.5

[@Sam-ln1ji]

Dylan “Sad Eyes” is just an absolute gem.

[@MOON_KID]

Dave laughing with him after screaming at him is great. He's a great boss lol

[@jayro1509]

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT LMFAO I LOVE HOW IT INSTANTLY CUT TO DYLAN AND HIS SAD EYES 🤣🤣

[@ryandriver9478]

Dave’s shit eating grin while watching him berate Dylan while wearing a “Positive Vibes Only” shirt is great

[@noahneon]

I revisit this every 6 months or so to bring joy to my life

[@davidwilch6509]

LOVE the Dylan interviews mixed into all of the screaming. Genius.

[@bbos1219]

One coke withdrawal freak out everyone knows the rules

[@aidenbracken]

I’m dead dwag😂

[@geop3309]

@@hyenasfan2668 That is false

[@k202007si]

Pepsi

[@bbos1219]

@@hyenasfan2668 thanks Pablo Escobar

[@ceb11even56]

Mike moodswings

[@michaelaneser2066]

Dylan's answers are exactly what a professional sports guy says after every bad loss to the media

[@willgreig4077]

Best thing I've seen all day

[@TyMeyShoes]

Stu’s “SHE CHANGED HER HAIR” 😂😂

[@momentary_]

Dave is a human version of Mark Zuckerberg.

[@briztevan]

Frat version

[@singhatar0912]

Underrated

[@DahnHuan]

lolol

[@bretbatterton2511]

“He’s like a liability in the wild”. Greatest line of 2019.

[@Zmantheburger]

That’s one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard

[@joshjaskowski8300]

@@Zmantheburger i laughed hard asf when he said that " we cant get rid of him now"

[@xystumpy220]

"I’m gonna get arrested by PETA for animal abuse" that’s ruthless 😂

[@aegontargaryen573]

Pres rolling around Frankie driving whiping his running nose and sniffing screaming at people, like a guy who just tooted a 8 ball.

[@kylematthews891]

One of the best stool scenes EVER!!!

[@hunglo_ren]

“When he hits you, you stay hit” 😂 😂

[@KPKOTD]

Dave is the new Ari Gold.

[@stock9348]

No one is ari gold

[@DRDC7721]

Don’t disrespect ari

[@adrianwhitten4343]

YESS!!! 😂😂😂

[@seeno1]

Kevin Poulin Ari Gold is a fictional based on Ari Emmanuel the CEO of William Morris Endeavor

[@JokahFACE]

He's jewish enough

[@yeetyeet-wo4rd]

new frankie taking it like an absolute man

[@RabbidM0nkey123]

That smudge on the camera is making me very unhappy

[@Ticktacktoe2]

"It's like you and I are back in Milton by ourselves"... This line nearly killed me. Ah fuck, ty. One of the best Stool Scenes in months.

[@williamcarr1508]

Hey Dave, very classy move with the "I'm so shook " girl at about the 4:50 mark, arm around, hand high, no touching. Pure Keanu, good play.

[@SoopaKoopa]

One stress induced heart attack, everyone knows the rules.

[@Marco-bc4qh]

Every time I think I'm having a bad day at work, I watch this video and remember life could be worse if I was Dylan "Sad Eyes".

[@jitters331]

Dave misses Brett and sad eyes Dylan has replaced him in Dave’s brain

[@arealbigboss]

Problem about making content aimed towards college kids and recent grads is that you have to hire college kids and recent grads

[@rebel107]

Not sure that there audience is limited to that. I know a lot of stoolies who dont fit tat criteria, myself included.

[@jizzlehawkins6950]

@@rebel107 same

[@hunterhornady4219]

MEN OF TROY how old does someone have to be to be embarrassed of calling themselves a stoolie? Spend some time with your kids dude Hahahaha

[@rebel107]

@@hunterhornady4219 you must have pretty low self esteem to be embarrassed at something as insignificant as that. Dont project your insecurities onto other people my man.

[@hunterhornady4219]

@@rebel107 health and happiness to you kemosabi.

[@TheCarGarZar]

Big time sound bytes from this episode. WHAT ELSE?!?!?!?

[@koreyhinkle9097]

More! MOREEE!!!

[@ryanbowlin7306]

watching prez watch himself rant is the highlight of this video

[@APersonNamedAnimal]

Dave genuinely sounded like a little kid "more, more, more"

[@drewp.weiner2473]

Best intro yet

[@Chillzy]

HAHAHAHA Dave handles shit so well, that when he pops you KNOW its serious

[@PureToneMusic]

Jeans Guy said after that fight "I don't gotta get undressed to whoop someone's ass" That's a badass dude lol.

[@ravit50]

14:52 best part of the whole episode. I love b walker, his kids being hilarious is theeee best lol!

[@spkspkspks]

"Yeah I've had a couple days where I've just been in his cross fires" This guy Dylan is either shook or just a straight brick.

[@SAsh-zg6ln]

Solid stool scenes boys

[@bigzay1424]

Omfg if this isn’t micheal and toby from the office 😂

[@mohamadokab8749]

36:14 "can i bring you food?" 😂 😂

[@marcomontana6082]

Best part of the video haha!

[@goosemack3587]

"Dave Portnoy *reasonably* screams at new employee"

[@geffres]

“Positive Vibes Only”

[@SocialAssasin]

Damn they booed that anthem like it was Iranian.

[@johndeerebam7]

Dan said to do it on PMT

[@07coco]

WHAT ELSE?!?!??

[@TheCarGarZar]

The DENNIS system love that sound byte

[@matthughes1332]

And to think Dylan is getting the job recommendation from Dave now

[@Hicks43]

Barstool has been reppin’ Cintas lately

[@bofeldpausch7158]

Big cat is pure happiness in a person

[@limuemu5307]

Rone is such a character lol what a gem

[@PGvisions]

Need McAfee and Bill Burr back on the next one

[@TheM16NdPregnant]

tPardoe I mean, Pat would likely not appear on any barstool media seeing as he left Barstool like a year ago

[@PGvisions]

Johnny Bolt he said he’d still do rnr when he left so I’m still holding out hope haha

[@cameronharris4788]

@@TheM16NdPregnant he did an RNR after he left I'm pretty sure but it might have been right before he left

[@kevinmunguia7381]

that whole thing with dave blasting spider and then right after apologizes hahaha

[@Eliminator27]

I could watch a full stool scenes episode of pres yelling at people on the phone

[@faguzman13]

Dave while watching himself yell at sad eyes-- ...holy shit, I'm my dad (internally)

[@mattpiazza1229]

Dave "my nose is running" Portnoy

[@jasonjenkins8041]

HEY!!! GET THAT BLACK SPOT ON THE LENS!!! Good stuff.

[@risingrightside]

36:14 Poor Spider🤣

[@123sco]

Stool scenes so underrated haha

[@stevieboy2009]

I’ve met many Dylan’s, he is calm, relaxed and does fuck all lol. Realistically Dave needs to fire him, replace him with a capable person ASAP. I have fired 4 Dylan equivalents, they need hand holding forever. It’s not feasible.

[@KSingh627]

39:31 give a raise to this persons idea for content

[@Venividivici55555]

you know when carrabis and frankie went head to head couple weeks ago? i'm starting to agree more and more what the rocket said about frankie.

[@chad_garrison1991]

Frankie is a yes man. Dave’s bitch

[@Gamefreak2079]

I love Frankie but he's such a yes man

[@Thomas2877]

I love how Dave goes from yelling, hangs up on him then talks normal, then calls him back screaming again LOL. I love Dave. He might be a ball buster but i would love him as my boss. He would make me a better person no doubt.

[@justifythis4375]

Dillon sad eyes is Toby from the office 100%

[@gunnarmitchell8804]

Spyder is the most underrated stoolie there is

[@marcusrobins876]

Owen in the crowd chillin 24:40 lol

[@adorrier2]

That one guy who said “fuck Joey slowgano” to big cat 🤣🤣🤣

[@jdgroom7]

Im loving these... keep em coming please.

[@WowColorFight]

Would have been a good time for Sad Eyes to ask for a raise.

[@effieanyactionsportscast3272]

Dave is right though Pick Em only has 5K followers on Twitter. It should have way more

[@Coleman1922]

Dave temper tantrum lasts until 13:01 if you want to skip ahead

[@Sean-rh9kp]

thx only reason i'm scrolling through this cesspool.

[@sergiotomo7919]

Coleman1922 thank you

[@TugeyeRezGuy]

Davey, when u drop we all drop. love u pres

[@grantmitchell692]

Great episode guys

[@F3ND1MUS]

Comedy is alive!

[@Tismspeaks]

Positive vibes only

[@Zachmorrow23]

“Can I get you food?” “Get the fuck outta here”

[@hockeyandsoccer4ever]

First rough n rowdy ive watched. It was great, but advertise it a bit more on stool scenes next time and the start time. I had no idea it was even going on. I got to it late

[@sebastianespinosa1774]

Shoutout Cintas uniform company !!!3:05

[@Cammmmeron]

This sh$t is hilarious but im just wonder how dave doesn't have a hostel work environment suit against barstool lmao

[@gordonvshumway]

Agghhahahhahaa Dave is the best...yelling in Providence by the state house...fucking amazing...we all feel for Dave

[@ALemonCannon2]

Dave is really coked out in this episode. POST IT

[@KenjiSummers]

6:55 & 7:06 brought me immense joy today "OMG you didn't just say that" "Who caaaaarrreeesss" Portnoy Profound 😂 😂

[@LuisRodriguez-rf3vp]

Poor spider

[@all-timealien4483]

Dylan seems like a nice dude

[@stevemygoodman7809]

31:30 I don’t know who Gene’s Guy is, but I have to wonder if he is racist or that’s just Branden being woke. He said Mason Rudolph said something racist to Garrett(with no evidence), said everyone at Texas A&M is racist and Rudolph has a racist hair cut. He seems like that guy who says everything he doesn’t like is racist.

[@IIKeRsEyII]

Travis Turmon(so?). Wore jeans at a RnR.

[@glumlettuce8093]

Christian Kersey how the fuck do you misspell (sp)

[@rileyshepherd3862]

I thought the same thing, although it’s jeans guy

[@amcdanielman]

Dylan is Toby from the office in real life

[@Nick-bs1fc]

Double fisting bud lights in a Pats shirt singing the national anthem 💪💪💪

[@jakeshake2908]

MOAAARUUUHHHH!!!!

[@StinkyMink]

The faces dave makes watching himself go off

[@ohmyjosh1822]

“Now I’m doing a double call”

[@yonickgears9993]

WHAT DOES BARSTOOL SPORTS DO?

[@DM94JAK]

I think Dave's extremely patient to have not fired him yet I think hes doin the kid a favor trying to teach em instead of jst finding someone who knows what their doing

[@mowler8042]

I’m going to be calm about this

[@zalesmordin5382]

please release that positive vibes only sweater

[@tomcarroll8071]

Dylan for President

[@justsaying4488]

The new howard stern show.

[@Ty-kq1bf]

Stu is living the dream

[@yojon4905]

Just do your job guy. Keep an organizer

[@blendtecrocks08]

did i just hear the spiderman 2 pizza delivery theme?

[@smturchetta]

Big cat practicing oh Canada 😂 😂 😂

[@josh-ym8oi]

Dave still needs a new office

[@MrSeth3158]

I used to have freak outs just like this when I was on addys I totally can relate

[@ThomasSaliou]

Take the opportunity and fight jeans guy. This guy doesn't want it

[@pickle961]

The way the talk about jeans guy 🤣🤣🤣 obviously have never been ina fight, Dude is kinda booty cheeks

[@sharkfence576]

I don't understand what's so hard about doing exactly what you're told.... it's the easiest direction possible

[@grey1k]

south alabama was on Daves tv, im 30 min from Mobile, kinda cool to see

[@dchall8052]

You need to set up that fight. Nighty night

[@jakehandley8292]

big cat has pancreatitis

Idk if putting a neon stool scenes logo on a trash can is the best branding you can do there