basically, battle cats.

basically, battle cats.
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[@mbr9163]

i love how the 5 stages of grief backwards acronym spells "AD BAD"

[@ChaosCha0s]

They are

[@pickleanimation5374]

Spelled forward is dab da

[@Souptasta]

Damn... That would have been one God tier joke

[@randomname8220]

@@Souptasta lol

[@mrvalkyrie2998]

Time stamp please?

[@ice_wolf_018]

Battle cats Start: fun, fast,funny Mid :pain, coping, a burst of excitement End: masochism, numb to all excitement, and knowing that your to far into the game to stop

[@croak535]

Idk man I'm in Uncanny Legends and I'm still having fun

[@type2936]

i’m just wondering if battle cats multiplayer will be a thing or no

[@croak535]

@@type2936 I think that would be hard to balance

[@tichomeddeler2706]

@@type2936 Mate, it already exists in both the 3DS and Switch version of the game, check it out if ya want to....

[@type2936]

@@tichomeddeler2706 oh yeah, It was quite a long time ago but aight

[@eggdumbhead]

“You sacrifice the weak cats in order to protect the stronger cats otherwise known as America” Fantastic line

[@KnightEthanYsmael]

First

[@zzzrrv]

first

[@supergvmaster5416]

That line and his delivery reminded me of Casually Explained

[@thestupidredbloon463]

The weak cats are not cats they are meat sheilds

[@maximuseridanus5542]

Me to my wall cats telling them to defend my cutter cat

[@MelonSeedOfficial]

"To uber carry or not to uber carry, that is the question" *- Shakespeare*

[@ne01nvader]

Legend carry

[@Fawful81080]

I do both

[@francinesola4067]

glitch pokemon why u here lol

[@CherryQl]

Kaza jizo, nek-0 fortres and volta go bbrrrrrrrr

[@colehan5663]

I choose uber carrry IF I HAD ANY GOOD UBERS

[@BiggBoner]

8:08 There’s basically no life lesson to learn in Battle Cats. Maybe because you need a life in order to have a life lesson.

[@SCP-up4ot]

I think the lesson is that a cat is just a cat

[@badfrad1754]

@@SCP-up4ot I thought the joke was that I was nothing and the meaning of life is nothing as well

[@themixedmaster]

The lesson was ads guys lol

[@superking5586]

Ah icic

[@aadivgurdi]

@@superking5586 hello

[@Ryu0526]

I remember when I used to be non-Uber carry. But ever since I got Mitama, things have never been the same

[@skeet1035]

same with me except baby gao instead of mitama

[@type2936]

and ponos decides to make female ubers more hotter than before (well uh)

[@skeet1035]

@@type2936 *cough *cough (galaxy gals, girls and monsters, gals of summer)

[@Jarubimba]

@@skeet1035 Pai-Pai TF....

[@ultimateking4728]

Same for me except I got baby bwoy darktanyan

[@ninji202]

Empire of cats: Start by killing doges, End by killing a flying buffed teacher.

[@terrylap6132]

ItF : Start by killing a blue, mutated tentacle doge - Killing a raging, blue, mutated Elder Dragon that travels 5 times faster.

[@Mr.NeonEdits-4256-]

Start be like: fight doge End be like: beat up a 20 year old man

[@Ryu0526]

I thought bun bun was a gigantic bee

[@Jarubimba]

Empire of Cats: *Kill a doge and a flying face* Into the Future: *Kill a blue doge and a mutant floating blue alien without face* Cat on the Cosmos: *Kill a blue doge with a star and the giant God of all the cats* Stories of Legends: *So you want Ururun Wolf? To bad, you need to complete more 21 chapters with ultra buffed enemies*

[@seankozlowski1822]

@@Ryu0526 I think bun bun is a bunny for some reason

[@nazrin963]

4:26 my heart is on fire by watching that T^T

[@heyagamer66]

Same lmao

[@Veryoddjagdpanzer_17]

I have no words for that scene but, it makes my brain malfunction

[@RadioAmo]

Soup went from like 1K to 9K in 1 month, that’s incredible

[@cardpirates4515]

🎵9k on KZbin never done before man passed all the competition man Lucas LV is next🎵

[@SM-vl1fy]

@Kevin Sibi herchrist*

[@insertusernamehere8125]

Yea! He has so many subs immediatly.

[@wagiqwq]

Yeah! (Also have heracrist lul)

[@SM-vl1fy]

Why tf am I starting to think souptasta is xskull

[@simplyunchara]

battle cats hacked in a nutshell: gambling addiction

[@helloyonie3149]

Also hacked battle cats: Not being able to update the game

[@extivus406]

Also hacked, when your done using your cat food and xp, you can only get to chapter 3 moon

[@cartoliravioli2391]

Also hacked: draining any excitement out of getting an uber in normal battle cats

[@Bobbies1]

@@helloyonie3149 you can update but you need a the person you got it from to update it

[@kab43]

@@helloyonie3149 GameGuardian users: *I have no such weakness*

[@nyalan8385]

"I finally found the lesson battle cats has been teaching us all along" *video ends*

[@ColoredPencilsW]

"the battle cats experience" - this is brilliant. "Basically, battle cats" - but I like this.

[@albinocat]

I found this game by searching “cat games”

[@thesuperdoge2476]

How is the game going ?

[@albinocat]

@@thesuperdoge2476 oh you know, chilling in COTC 2

[@MunchBunch0101]

@@albinocat i haven't even touched cotc 1

[@Revenantso]

@@vannshen4148 alright time for report

[@DaDiamondBladeUwU]

I can tell you like cats

[@bananainvasion2655]

Soup: sells a Mitama *everybody cringed at that*

[@AbsoluteWarlord1]

At least he got content from it. But was it really worth it

[@meee2170]

@@AbsoluteWarlord1 no he just pressed the button , cut the recording, moved his finger off from the button, and then kept the cat

[@Fawful81080]

me too

[@meee2170]

@@AbsoluteWarlord1 nvm he actually sold it

[@bchi5322]

Uggggh mad me so mad

[@piperkuyiop6377]

superfest: starts me: looks at the add button for free cat food my eyes: don't you dare

[@orangeplayz689]

Mitama: I’m the best uber in the game Jizo’s true form: I’m bout to end this mans whole career

[@aheadsounds2522]

People usually use emperor chornos more in uncanny legends also have you ever seen anyone use jizos true form

[@JasaKizo]

Jizo true form is good for tanky enemies Nothing else

[@consideratebulbproductions4277]

@@JasaKizo Okay

[@mahadahmedbaloch]

@@aheadsounds2522 I have both yay m

[@danielacichy]

*woman

[@Nazareth07.]

I enjoy watching these videos. You really go into depth of how you will feel playing battle cats.

[@KookyPiranha]

Chances of getting a cat 5̶%̶ 0% Uber 2̶5̶%̶ 0% Super RAre 6̶5̶%̶ 100% Rare

[@kazmekftlonely6032]

OH i roll 5 times and get 5 rare :D

[@masonutb5bg606]

5+ 25+ 65 is 95 xd

[@tchaipo9179]

Battle cats taught me a live-saving lesson : always save ketfud for guaranteed rolls

[@kirbo700]

this man just went through the 5 stages of grief in a mobile game

[@mhm2864]

Hi TEmmIe

[@nathanthecrane674]

"you can choose the uber carry or the non-uber carry, but personally i choose the legend carry" -Souptasta 2020

[@fireflightphoenix8710]

I also legend carry, cause i got emperor cat lol

[@guardian8118]

@@fireflightphoenix8710 i legend carry with gaia, imagine not having insane dmg vs all traits

[@sparchamp2]

Unlike ubercarry and non ubercarry legend carry’s are actually good at battle cats

[@viprix3583]

Legend rares don't exist. I don't believe in them.

[@sparchamp2]

@@viprix3583 I don’t believe in you

[@normalnamenormalname2083]

7:00 damn you forgot that one guy that i dont even remember the name of because he is so forgettable. Can we get an f in the chat.

[@nooberscoober2843]

f

[@ImNotRis]

F

[@Souptasta]

f

[@SCP-up4ot]

I just realized that he did. F

[@inc9824]

Lil nyandam and f

[@jackbob119]

2:59 "while he can speedrun levels, he also speedruns his death"💀

[@hexteris2596]

Wow soup, this is incredible. I can see you took the feedbacks and applied them in this video. The humour you used transitioned seemlessly from being informative. Nice little texts were also added to make the video more entertaining. Good job soup, I enjoyed the video. Keep it up!

[@warioman9116]

Ahhhh.... I remember the good old days where i traded any new cat for xp, absolutely dreading every encounter with le boin and getting my ass kicked by bunbun, and I didn't get a viable uber until into the future chapter 3 lol

[@Jarubimba]

I remember when i got Miko Mitama in EoC and Togeluga, i thinked "They're so weak, why are they ubers?" (I didn't upgraded them to lvl10 because not enough XP). And after some weeks i uninstalled and forgot the code of my account ,_,

[@annec.1881]

No u

[@annec.1881]

Wow, that must've been intense. You know, usually you don't trade new cats, no matter how shitty they are. Its just the rule of thumb. Later in the game, they can be useful for UR. Eventually it starts getting really hard to get your user rank up, and all those poor innocent cats that you brutally traded could have went a long way. You know, since you seem kind of like a beginner, I'll give you a few tips. The first tip I will give you is that you should never trade new cats. We kind of already went over this topic, but I feel like it is necessary to mention it again. The second tip is to never spend cat food on non guaranteed events. I have done this many times, in a matter of fact, one time I spent 15,000 cat food in a sad attempt to get dark Kasli. I highly regret it, please don't ever do it. You will regret it. Rare cat tickets can be used whenever, preferably for pools with a higher uber drop rate, such as uberfest, epicfest, or superfest. These pools have a 4-5% higher drop rate for an uber. Now, this may not seem like a lot, but it goes a long way. All ubers are pretty good early game. My third and final tip is to keep dupes of units that do massive damage, are strong against, tough against, ext. It isn't necessary to keep units that have freeze or barrier breaker since boosting them won't help them. Good luck, young battle cats player:)

[@warioman9116]

@@annec.1881 thanks i will "definitely" take your advice into consideration

[@annec.1881]

@@warioman9116 thanks good:))

[@lightbulb129]

Me: *screaming because i got a really good uber* Also me: *barely even uses it*

[@gamerevolution8339]

Same

[@mrjamfrog3286]

I finally realized what battle cats teaches us ENDS VIDEO

[@bonzopippinpaddleopsicopolis]

Yeah that's pretty much the joke

[@supergvmaster5416]

This whole video gives me Casually Explained vibes and I LOVE it.

[@someoneonyoutube7698]

“And just like her singing - her stats are terrible”

[@sweetricecakeman8582]

Poor moneko...she would be an op meatshield if her cool down was shorter

[@colehan5663]

Hot garbage*

[@cooletph8205]

But she has critical attak

[@sansnyan982]

@@cooletph8205 yeah at the low 15%

[@JasaKizo]

@FlamingKomapoda84 wait ti'll moon

[@omaba]

1:10 me a chad who didnt start using meat shields properly until the great abyss itf 1

[@voldythemoldy456]

Poor soup, when he said 4 depression he said, "what's new?"

[@danibc38]

6:11 i especially thought that it was creative when the boss for the aku altars moon is just the dark priest mamon, but bigger

[@Chinesemax]

xD

[@joshuapotter6778]

Yo the sub count is OVER 9000!!!! Congrats :D

[@bigyeet85]

Basically, all goes more or less smoothly until gestalt, decay

[@mhm2864]

True true

[@r3io4mf]

unless you lucked out and got Jizo

[@hololiveenjoyer5655]

The thing that kept me going is the existential crisis I'm getting when I am rolling but you cannot stop because you surprisingly found out a better pool is coming soon and now you need to farm

[@kirbetm4848]

please upload more these videos are teaching me everything i know lmao

[@godemperorbahamut5279]

2:16 Souptasta: “Bahamut usually attacks the weaker units” Also Bahamut cat: “attacks the stronger black doge”

[@arckechiyou]

This game, is very similar to Irl. The early of our life, we guarded by Mom and Dad, playing with friend together, and the life is easier because Mom and Dad help. in mid of our life, we must working so hard, for making money, married for getting a good offspring, but stuck in household problem, and trying for keep alive, from accident... in end of our life, when old age catches us, we're sick, became pretty weak, don't have any job again, all that's left is only Suffer, but we're struggling for keep alive until actual death... When in battle cats, we think this game is just a easy game, after we're stronger, we do Into the future, stories of legend, or other stage, but always stuck in the stage.. When we in Uncanny Legend, Every "Animal/Enemies" who you think easy, now became suffer bringer, make you want to delete battle cats, but struggling for clearing the stage, and success for clearing the game Be brave, be careful, and be kind, everyone. The old ge, or accident, still watching us. Same in battle cats, the bad luck, stronger enemies, and disappointment watching us..

[@slad28]

chill slimass

[@yoyocatman_gaming7015]

This IS actually the first time I see my user rank highter than one of my youtubers xD Very nice vid. You've just gained a New sub :3

[@chickenwizardthethird9386]

when i started im still not that far i just had no empathy or remorse i was to busy drooling over about me taking over the world

[@joekimlee9057]

So this video is 90% sharing your depression and 10% actually battle cat contends

[@Harnekampf]

That is Battle cats

[@Cannot4826]

Great video! Here’s some advice: put some background music and other funny small edits. Also increase your voice volume a little bit. Also also put a more enthusiastic tone. You kill lowkey sound like youre doing a class presentation. Best of luck m8

[@Souptasta]

Thanks for the feedback 👍

[@gaotosky1010]

Ah...these types of videos are some of my favorites, since they introduce more people to the game.

[@creptic0_088]

2:07 Too Relatable

[@TheParadoxical]

"you gain the knowlege of meat sheilding witch is sacrificing weaker cats to help tronger ones"-souptasta 2020

[@Cheestastical]

4:53 Wdym using ads in only Into the future? I already watched 250 ads all at once to get cat food in chapter 2 of EoC

[@DevourInc2]

Awesome vid bro, you got the experience down exactly lmao.

[@anonymoususer9325]

i still remember the days of pain in my early stages in playing this game -didn't get a single uber until after EOC3, also never being able to save up for 750 rolls because patience was non-existent -was too stupid to search up any guides so relied on own self to beat levels -being stuck at early stages of stories of legend and using lots of catfood(cat god+revivals) in order to beat EOC3 and many others ah, the good old days.

[@plasmagreninja1577]

Why is this so god damn true

[@idunno6844]

Also have you realized that his save code is covered with a crying pepe

[@darkbegin]

5:18 if you were a bit curious, you would know you can get cat foods and rare tickets from other games made by Ponos

[@AptChampion01]

Ponos: *let’s make a limit for the amount of ads you can watch so this joke is no longer one*

[@breadman0512]

"I realized the truth battle cats has been trying to teach us all along.............." *Ends video* Lol

[@semelbrot4280]

Poor Moneko She doesnt sing so bad

[@AnaklusmosPSI]

I love how he just roasts random cats back and fourth

[@hambini-bunnybunn2238]

As soon as souptasta mentions pain I get an ad called HOUSE OF PAYNE.

[@strayYTuser]

Idk what I'm here for but I want a chance to get a pin and a heart

[@strayYTuser]

Damn I lost it.

[@pringlesxh5842]

Hey who cares if u didnt get the pin You got a heart :D

[@strayYTuser]

:)

[@strayYTuser]

Oh my god too much likes from 6 minutes lol xd

[@SCP-up4ot]

Well i got the heart

[@georgesalas7875]

that mitama sell actually just made my soul leave my body

[@wrackfardage6055]

This video got me back to battle cats

[@thatlatiasuser]

“It’s fun tho” -my friend when he was losing to uncanny legends

[@cool_nugget2832]

Exp is an acronym. It stands for execution points. - sans

[@Sevvy_Evren]

Can you pin this comment

[@ThePredatorPope]

nice

[@honeyjuice219]

Yes he did

[@vannshen4148]

AMONG US VIDEO 999IQ Impostor! The Best Impostor Ever?! kzbin.info/www/bejne/p4myfYh8gsibiMU

[@borch6844]

lol nice

[@brickbattle3435]

I sir brick battle say you lucky

[@mrtoast7639]

2:10 this line hit different man it fuckin opened my third eye when it comes to bahamut and showed me knowledge

[@TheRealmCreator]

6:21 cat god, cat god, and cat god. *haha cat god go brrr*

[@thehybros3280]

“You then notice how painful of what you are doing just for entertainment” Me: Those dogs are mad not sad.

[@ChickAndDuckArmy]

Crazed cat when you fight it : 5,000,000 power Crazed cat when you get it : *1 power*

[@peromlagum9130]

In the stories of legend overview: Li'l Ny "wtf I'm not that bad"

[@Tofu_qwq]

You got me, when you said: "you Google how to get more cat food"

[@mnib3859]

I feel nostalgic watching this 😟 thanks bro for making my day better

[@themixedmaster]

The real lesson all along: *ad plays

[@rasulkhani]

Doge in the enemy guide: a loving shiba battle cats rival very thoughtful and brings gifts to cat every year. Me: why r we killing the doge if it brings gifts.

[@johnsmith-mx8ds]

Great video bro. I love battle cats but events are throwing me off. I am not really familiar with any of the collabs. Should I be? Like for example my first event I was able to really participate in was merc storia. And all I learned from it was I should make sure to grab healer. Is it important for me to consume merc storia media to understand the units? Or just stick to battle cats which I love, and don't worry about knowing anything about the collabs.

[@no-fx9fx]

probably people and me: has an uber that cant carry but upgrades strats by 10x

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

The life lesson... was that you need more ads to fund rare cat capsules for anti-Relic ubers.

[@Fish_Enjoyer1]

5:47 that’s the five stages of grief 💀

[@AbsoluteNothing56]

When i got into battle cats it was 2 years ago, i didnt get to finish EOC chapter 2 until this october because i got into TBC, i found the perfect setup for EOC chapter 3 without all the treasures. I got pretty good, but i didnt have any good good cats, so now i restarted. Anyway rn im still at EOC as i restarted yesterday.

[@amberreef]

I did not expect that cliff hanger

[@cso3569]

I love how the next video was a cheat video so it was like: I finally realized the real life lesson battle cats have been teaching us all along... CHEATS

[@wu2166]

Last time I saw a battle cats vid battle cats still wasn’t about muscular dragons

[@Cwazy9]

7:51 I"m personally an Australian and this is funny.

[@frujey]

A.bahamut is just speedrunning life

[@decksp8499]

A fantastic overall summary of battle cats! But I still wonder what the real life lesson here was...

[@deejay3973]

thumbnail : cat crying the video : using gachas, getting treasures, ubercarry or not ubercarry and pros and cons,using ads to get cat food and the five stages of grief using ads, going through different chapters, doing legend stages, the real lesson

[@pashokplay3325]

1:59 "And just like her singing, her stats are terrible" Me: oooooooooooooohhh

[@venix2256]

pashok play her diving is good

[@pashokplay3325]

sorry, was that a joke? if so, I didn't get it

[@bakrobertjohnston4889]

Recently battle cats has been giving away cat food like 1 cent eggshells

[@parkercoughlin2226]

Alternate title: swiftly declining sanity

[@TheMasterDan10]

“Personally, I choose to legend carry”, that’s a lot harder than it sounds.

[@YingkeyDoesThings]

Battle cats in one word: Pain

[@mKingMilan]

Hey i have a question, ive just finished itf chapter 2 and i got an uber named sharpshooter saki. Do i use it or sell it

[@thatcrystalpie]

I’ve been playing this game for probably a year and I still haven’t even unlocked bahamut cat

[@yamatoPR1ME]

5:41 if you read the acronym from down to up it spells A D B A D insert illumanati music

[@joshuapotter6778]

Lol the 5 stages of grief from watching ads rip

[@danieleconti5077]

Such an accurate description! XD

[@Mcervera]

1:57 I get that she’s kind of weak but it’s your only crit unit when starting so you’ll probably have to use it for metal hippoes

[@cardo95]

Yep, it happens

[@youraveragelittlepetey3843]

I love how this would be how a player that said “bro the elephants are so hard how do i beat them” would describe the game as the following above

[@venix2256]

Some Kiddo Lil’ Petey Titan cat Valkyrie cat Tank + any cat

[@hyphe1337]

I honestly only use ads when i am close to unlocking something with Cat food... Like 5 ads is the max amount i will watch for Cat food

[@danverlo3]

3:28 hey you uber carry too

[@apd_a4361]

4:24 made me scream in pain

[@AvrgScratcher]

Now, after uncanny legends... *sorrowful breathing* you have to do ZERO legends...