"A splitting headache that comes from other people being alive." Mood.
@darkdjinniumbrage77983 жыл бұрын
Working in customer service be like
@azathoththeprimalchaos22893 жыл бұрын
Having ocd, adhd anxiety, and misophonia be like
@Nicholas-bj6ft3 ай бұрын
Most relatable demen lord
@maximilienrobespierre79274 жыл бұрын
"The management of the river doesn't like the Demons, so they start slapping them with sticks."
@gremlinwc89964 жыл бұрын
Vibe check
@bordwithasword4 жыл бұрын
The Demogorgon is fun as a DM since if you're running an adventure through the abyss. You can have it lumber past a high cliff that the players are standing on as an intimidation tactic.
@ben10sofie Жыл бұрын
Really? You make him sound giant, surely he's like 9 feet tall ish... *googles* 18 FREAKING FEET????
@andreasmuller41725 жыл бұрын
Bet the opening line of basically aberrations will be something like: "if you thought demons where bad".
@tombirmingham70335 жыл бұрын
the wherebad is a 1st edition monster I believe.
@dlastkatipunero21855 жыл бұрын
Were
@farmazonlost4 жыл бұрын
@@dlastkatipunero2185 , Werebads - race of people, who transform in bad people under some conditions.
@Raptorman02054 жыл бұрын
Eh. Demons are a far more active threat; they are at all times focused on spreading themselves and turning everything into demon shit. Aberrations are far too focused on being spooky in caves 500 ft underground to give a rip snort what normal people are doing.
@CooperAATE3 жыл бұрын
I do you one better: "if you thought demons who bad"
@egirlSkeletor5 жыл бұрын
Npc: you guys have a blue demon in your party My tiefling: IM NOT A DEMON
@calindboard51145 жыл бұрын
Im a devil
@TheCinderfang5 жыл бұрын
@@calindboard5114 and not even a real devil, if I die here I actually die.
@midnightbeast84765 жыл бұрын
Then you're like, 10% demon
@guidojacobs20025 жыл бұрын
My player's tiefling: *finger guns* yyyyo.
@egirlSkeletor5 жыл бұрын
IM MUCH HOTTER THAN ANY DEMON
@lvl3-wizard815 жыл бұрын
"Juiblex poops out cute slime girls" Me: praise be to juiblex
@theblazingcrusader63225 жыл бұрын
Agree.
@utrunner11095 жыл бұрын
Yes
@denseaf15825 жыл бұрын
PRAISE BE TO THE ETERNAL JELLO FUCKER
@TheForgottenGodLurks5 жыл бұрын
Yea
@bactothefuture75185 жыл бұрын
sauce on the slime girls bit?
@Alexander59059 Жыл бұрын
Weirdly Juiblex is one of the most intelligent demon lords(seriously, his int is 20), he could 4d chess your ass but he just can’t be bothered. Also this gem from the blob himself “The most fearsome monster I ever saw had two arms, two legs, and one head, and on its head was a face with two eyes, two ears, one nose, and one mouth, and above this face grew a mop of hair. Everywhere else, the creature’s flesh was mostly pink and bare. Mostly. Makes my slime crawl thinking about it.”
@Eedden42 Жыл бұрын
Based Juiblex
@elijahhayter30268 ай бұрын
You mean to tell me that the lord of gak is disturbed by humans?!
@sarahmellinger33353 ай бұрын
@@elijahhayter3026 yep to simple and pure
@tomskeleton5 жыл бұрын
"A lot less sexy than the lord of pleasure is Yeenoghu" I mean, that's a matter of perspective.
@boneking5915 жыл бұрын
Shut up furry
@matthewmullinax60265 жыл бұрын
@@boneking591 Shut up meanie face
@tamonk90545 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmullinax6026 Shut up furry
@matthewmullinax60265 жыл бұрын
@@tamonk9054 Ha! Got ya, I'm not actually a furry, I just respect other peoples stupidity!
@samuelrodriguez98015 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmullinax6026 So You're a Demon Lord?
@snormax76915 жыл бұрын
Jubilex: Chonk and hongri
@pppoopoo48805 жыл бұрын
Snormax I like them big, I like them hongri
@bench52363 жыл бұрын
Like you. Except ur cute
@duncantorres67082 жыл бұрын
Long live suu
@amitgabay37215 жыл бұрын
"likes to eat people" Me : cool "And breaks people's Minecraft servers" Me:That monster!!!!
@BobWorldBuilder5 жыл бұрын
amit gabay but poopin’ out gnolls is Yeenoghu’s best ability for sure
@PhileasLiebmann5 жыл бұрын
@@BobWorldBuilder There was an Edition (AD&D I think) were Gnolls were literally the corrupted, regurgitated and reincarnated souls of those Yeenoghu has eaten.
@ccvcharger4 жыл бұрын
@@PhileasLiebmann So, he vomits gnolls?
@PhileasLiebmann4 жыл бұрын
@@ccvcharger yup, like hairballs
@bainbonic5 жыл бұрын
"He eats everything and poops out cute slime girls." ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE GOD! I know who I'm making a Warlock pact with for my next character!
@carnoyoutubeman5 жыл бұрын
Bainbow Usually Demons don't make deals, unless you're talking about a devil.
@utrunner11095 жыл бұрын
Well he us just hongry you can pact dat just buy em groceries
@bardssinisterstories26075 жыл бұрын
Praise our true god. THE HONGRI GOD!
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46063 жыл бұрын
You get a slime girl hireling at level 10, and various ooze summoning spells along the way.
@ambercrest89665 жыл бұрын
2:23 A lot "less sexy" than the Lord of Pleasure is Yeenoghu" Excuse me?
@pluggothesluggo55094 жыл бұрын
y e s
@arthurgomes51885 жыл бұрын
The difference between devils and demons based on what you do if you find them: Devils - First, if you have the luxury, try to find out why that devil is there and what are it's intentions wich may prove difficult (devils can be surprisingly diverse and layerd individuals), it's probably up to no good but that does'nt mean that it's doing something so evil you whould have to intervine, if you have to aproach it remember that devils have the minds of businessman and because of that it will probably try to make you do something useful to it before they start becoming agressive, at this point some negociating skills or knowladge of a legal sistem might help you since they will most likely try to strike a deal with you and even though they are still evil creatures, they are surprisingly okay with letting you go if you manage to out smart them on the terns of the deal (something that is not in any way easy, but it's possible), overall, trying to kill the devil should be one of the last things you should try to do since it will comeback sonner or latter, and it will be VERY pissed with you Demons - kill it, KILL IT HARD, there is no such thing as overkilling a demon, there is just making sure it's gonne, if you cant kill it them run far away, when you think you have ran enough, run a little bit more to be shoure, if you cant run then start praying for your death to be painless (it wont) and that if it try's to rape you (wich it probably will) that at the very least it will try to be gentle (it wont)
@MrWerwoolf5 жыл бұрын
Wow, wery nice advice, thank you.
@replynator57745 жыл бұрын
I don't think that I am going to meet demon or devil but thank you for the advice
@Alexaflohr5 жыл бұрын
Demons - put one as the magical engine to that god machine you have been building to run an advanced civilization for a few centuries. No way that could go wrong at all.
@ventexovakon21785 жыл бұрын
The last part though.. I was unaware I was playing a D&D: Corruption of Champions module.
@Mae_Dastardly5 жыл бұрын
The real difference: When you're slaying devils play knee deep in the dead When you're slaying demons play BFG division.
@DyrgeAfterDark5 жыл бұрын
This just became my Reference video for any non-Wizard who wants to research the Abyss.
@RuSosan4 жыл бұрын
*Demon Lord:* "MORTAL! GIMME YOUR SOUL!" *Me, le Old One Warlock:* "Nope. Try to take it by force and my man Hastur will-" *Demon Lord:* "We have Quasits. You can have a castle full of them as pets." *Me, le Demon Lord's Future Employee of the Month:* "DEAL!"
@dragonheart12364 жыл бұрын
And the best part? The Old One probably wouldn't notice your absence, so no consequences!
@jessim.98905 жыл бұрын
I took a sip of coffee right when you said "He hongri" and I spit coffee all over my keyboard so THANKS FOR THAT.
@PeriqculosusCZ5 жыл бұрын
Juiblex is my kind of guy, I would gladly sacrifice him thousands of people for some cute slime girls :D
@weebwhacker62174 жыл бұрын
Or you can just use command repeatedly
@teedeegremlin4 жыл бұрын
tbh who wouldn't sacrifice people for that
@joshuahadams Жыл бұрын
AFAIK he’s been arranging stuff with Bwimb II, the Princess of the Plane of Ooze.
@2ndThought_5 жыл бұрын
Graz'zt is the only true lord here.
@LooneyNuke3 жыл бұрын
He's that one guy every guy fears will steal their girl
@navilluscire25672 жыл бұрын
@@LooneyNuke No, it's more like he'll steal everyone's girlfriends or boyfriends...or husbands, or wifes, gay, straight, trans, bi...he's not very picky as long as you're sexy looking to him.
@TheUncannyDani4 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention that Zuggtmoy shares her domain with Juiblex and that she wants him gone but doesn't have gak-be-gone.
@libertyprime38275 жыл бұрын
Demons: HAHA WE ARE ALL POWERFUL *Heavy metal starts playing* Demons: *Sweating* Oh shit
@samjudge12402 жыл бұрын
I get the reference there. Nice.
@door54433 жыл бұрын
Demons just having “corrupting things is fun” as their primary motivation is really simple but also really really interesting
@Fallenmonkd205 жыл бұрын
Also another interesting tid bit is Jubilex and Zuggtomoy are on the same lair of the Abyss, so they hate each other since they are always fighting over turf. (I been running Out of The Abyss and I think that's right)
@BaneofAzrael5 жыл бұрын
My group I'm Dming for just ran into the Darklake. How far in are you?
@Fallenmonkd205 жыл бұрын
@@BaneofAzrael I'm way further ahead. I am actually at the Maze. Need any advice/ tips for it?
@BaneofAzrael5 жыл бұрын
@@Fallenmonkd20 Definitely, anything would be nice. It's a lot of story that I'm sure the party will never experience. Anything you wish you did or did differently?
@BaneofAzrael5 жыл бұрын
@@Fallenmonkd20 Also (spoilerish) they've already talked to some "fishy" people and saw something come out of the lake.
@Fallenmonkd205 жыл бұрын
@@BaneofAzrael it would be easier to PM me, you got an IG? I got one under the same user name
@melindagreer41775 жыл бұрын
0:41 "That's how Mafia works."
@shroomer38673 жыл бұрын
*”The longer the Icon of Sin remains on Earth the stronger he will become”*
@kal-el7025 жыл бұрын
wait are we going to have BASICALLY DEVILS!!!
@ОлегСуременко5 жыл бұрын
yes. look at 5:01
@kal-el7025 жыл бұрын
I KNOW THE HYPE IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ernestoernestez65375 жыл бұрын
Done
@LensenMessias4 жыл бұрын
"The longer the Demons stay on Earth, the stronger they become."
@nocteraeterna22002 жыл бұрын
Roll the dice and cast smite till its done
@lordoftheflamingseals12743 жыл бұрын
DAMN IT! HE DISCOVERED OUR SECRET! LAWYERS TO THE NEXT PLANE!
@Bruh-fk6gn5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for putting this into simple mans terms
@just_someone89685 жыл бұрын
1:39 Demogorgan is also suicidal(?). Both heads always try to kill the other, even though one can't survive without the other, at least, I think
@IrrevMike5 жыл бұрын
You're correct. The two heads, Aameul and Hethradiah, hate each other with a psychotic passion and long for the day they can kill the other and be solely in control.
@lucaswiggins80314 жыл бұрын
This is also true for beholders
@حَسن-م3ه9ظ3 жыл бұрын
@@lucaswiggins8031 beholders don't have multiple heads....
@ChasoGod4 жыл бұрын
My theory on how layers get added to the Abyss is that when a demon infection becomes so great that the Gods just cut the area out of existence and hurl it onto the pile and just restore the area to how it used to be before, minus any of the idiots that decided to invite the demons into the Material Plane. Meanwhile they also wipe everyones memory that the area had a demon infection.
@TheYeetedMeat2 жыл бұрын
Infinite layers is a really stupid concept for reasons I don’t even have to describe, so yeah. Kind of similar to what happened to Arcadia’s third layer, actually, and how it sank into mechanus.
@AttisSoul5 жыл бұрын
omg "just really likes blasting rope" made me laugh way harder then it should have!
@simonwittenberg62413 жыл бұрын
That is..... one of the most accurate descriptions I've ever listened to....
@ComicSams485 жыл бұрын
Logan, you've given me the best spark of inspiration yet on what to build a campaign around. Mentioning Yeenoghu gave me a huge eureka moment!
@steveslothstorm11555 жыл бұрын
You had me at "he hongri"
@lucasapienza96135 жыл бұрын
This is GOLDEN material for a parody campaign, thanks dude
@You-ev7kl2 жыл бұрын
Dude holy shit I didn't think a line like "busted a fat nut of pure evil" would make me fucking die laughing.
@Direblade115 жыл бұрын
The KZbin subtitles call Thargdyjgdgu (guy who made Demons) Thor and I'd just like to say it's pretty funny thinking of Thor jizzing on a plane of existence to make hell creatures
@TheDarkDragonStudios5 жыл бұрын
Great video. Little nit pick, it's not "The Demogorgon", Demogorgon is his name, not his title or the type of demon he is.
@YOOTOOBjase5 жыл бұрын
Listen here, The Dragon God of Fear, don't tell The Runesmith how to noun. Sincerely, The Yootoobjase
@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii61495 жыл бұрын
So what? I say "The Bob" and "The Jacob."
@SquizmWizzerd5 жыл бұрын
The Boulder is conflicted about this using of words.
@robhoteling55525 жыл бұрын
Well, Aameul and Hathradiah are his heads names. Therefore, it could be said that they comprise The Demogorgon. Change my mind.
@Pgans945 жыл бұрын
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
@vigilantsycamore87504 жыл бұрын
1:37 idk how this is actually handled in D&D but if I ever get to DM, the rule I'd use if that if you have x heads, your intelligence is multiplied by x but your wisdom is divided by x
@noraarcadia6354 жыл бұрын
Most double headed folks get advantage on perception checks and saves against being blinded, etc
@Alex-cq1zr2 жыл бұрын
Vorpal greatsword can decapitate any creature with a single crit, but... multiple heads mean that you can survive that.
@desmondgroves74215 жыл бұрын
Demogorgon's two heads both are constantly plotting to kill eachother.
@gonathi1174 жыл бұрын
4:46 the longer the icon of sin is on earth, the stronger ir will become
@iksarguards5 жыл бұрын
I too suffer from a splitting headache due to everyone around me being alive.
@dysfunctionalcaterpillar7904 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@JohnA...5 жыл бұрын
And that is why carpet is always a bad idea, because cleaning up demons
@noname-xo5mp5 жыл бұрын
4:02 "And Everyone's Favorite Psychedelic" Haha
@notoriousjester25935 жыл бұрын
Finally, now we have all the personality traits of each demon lord for the ultimate dating sim!
@pandawithagun12075 жыл бұрын
Big Mcthankies for making this
@gekar_72305 жыл бұрын
3:34 Sure it's not a god?
@skywardocarina15 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this is very helpful and informative. I never really read all of the lore in the dnd books, I just learn the specific lore to the campaign I currently play.
@mordiveer59575 жыл бұрын
"HE HONGRI" Hello i might be Juiblex
@christopheraaron12554 жыл бұрын
She is the patron of people who leave their washing up too long, not what you said.
@iansadler21345 жыл бұрын
“Orcus is a big fat asshole” really got me ngl
@Kmart9292923 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video about 8 or more times, and only just now noticed the very subtle echo effect placed on the words "Fat Nut" during the intro.
@boomfish37814 жыл бұрын
One way to look at them is like a virus, spreading across the world causing widespread panic. Wait...I recognise this from somewhere
@DarkwithPeace5 жыл бұрын
One of the favorite parts in the Legend of Drizzt series was when he cut Demogorgon in half.
@stephanoescavab9425 жыл бұрын
the whole time you were describing these demons I was thinking of the creative ways the doom slayer would kill them
@Greenweeper13875 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed so hard, GOD BLESS THIS ENTIRE VIDEO
@Scortch-lo3xy5 жыл бұрын
no orcus bless this entire video lol
@chloepechlaner78065 жыл бұрын
Ya missed that Jubilex isnt actually Jubilex tho Hes a much more powerful and anchient diety; Ghaunadaur, who acts in the abyss in the image of Jubilex but is more powerful than any demon lord and older than most gods
@Axel_54 жыл бұрын
so this is lore from where i'm intereted :D
@ghost76853 жыл бұрын
me watching this video: "that ones nurgle, that ones, slaanesh, that ones khorne. I guess tzeeetch is the other group." KZbinr: "he thinks he's smarter than everyone" me: "never mind"
@navilluscire25673 жыл бұрын
Imagine a Tzeentch deamon warlock character in D&D, would be pretty interesting for a homebrew campaign!
@ghost76853 жыл бұрын
@@navilluscire2567 That depends on the DM.
@autisticautomaton5 жыл бұрын
level 1: Dretch level 100: Balor That's how Abyss works
@General12th5 жыл бұрын
3:24 "HE HONGRI"
@bardssinisterstories26075 жыл бұрын
3:35 Ah, a man of taste.
@shinrafugitives38803 жыл бұрын
I like how you put the demons in the short bus
@frosttroll34115 жыл бұрын
4:30 loving the darksouls reference
@Serpentking7894 жыл бұрын
D&D Baphomet has almost nothing in common with the Baphomet of IRL myth/folklore and is honestly just "the OG Minotaur but a really big demon", which is why I personally prefer to change his name to Asterion (that's the actual birth name of the original Minotaur in Greek mythology, BTW).
@SinerAthin5 жыл бұрын
While I like the art for the DND Demon Lords, I can't help but feel the art of the lower demons is far too cartooney disney and clean. Now Warhammer has some badass daemon art!
@rockclanhawkstar14543 жыл бұрын
Imagine if there was a demon who was just tired of the blood war and wants to sleep, so they team up with a team of adventures just so the war stops.
@professornope47925 жыл бұрын
I actually made an “underslime” homebrew based on the juibilex slime girl joke you made
@richardpowell51515 жыл бұрын
All joking aside, these are really good summaries of Demons. Very nice work.
@jonhadley57683 жыл бұрын
Man you really dropped the ball on your description of the Demogorgon, a guy who got so mad upon arriving on the material plane and seeing that most things there aren't weird enough and only have one head that he created chimeras and unleashed them upon the world.
@jonhadley57683 жыл бұрын
He is oft known as the "Lord of mashups which nobody has asked for"
@Gregory_Goodnight4 жыл бұрын
Watched this video several times before I saw "blasting ropes". Love it.
@JohnSmith-xm4dk5 жыл бұрын
Love you and your Vids, thanks logan.
@machich.1368 Жыл бұрын
"And people who take too long to do the dishes are her patrons." I feel attacked.
@H1mS0L0st5 жыл бұрын
OMG this is still the best one yet. Anytime I'm having a bad day and need a laugh, I'll cue this up again. Thank you.
@NoFlyZone315 жыл бұрын
You forgot that both the demogorgon’s heads wants to kill the other
@ShineyFace13374 жыл бұрын
Well that's interesting
@stevenmolitor47383 ай бұрын
I need to have a discussion about "sentient bubble bath." Someone please help me wrap my head around this.
@MagickGOATee5 жыл бұрын
The thing I like about endless pancakes is homebrewing some flavorful chocolate chips in-between. I wonder what the 666th layer pancake tastes like 😂
@dingo_18655 жыл бұрын
4:16 YOU DESERVE $!)) FOR MENTIONING OSMOSIS JONES IN 2019
@commanderbastard19933 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be able to play a game with this dude if he is this funny during the game.
@linguisticallyoversight86855 жыл бұрын
Juiblex is the physical remains of the first demon Lord
@Tengu1255 жыл бұрын
Some suggestions: Basically Slaads, Basically Warlocks, Basically Tieflings, Basically Mimics, Basically Undead, Basically Genies, Basically Mages (Explaining the variations; Wizards, Sorcerers etc.), Basically Priests/Clerics, Basically Hags, Basically Oozes, Basically Primordials, Basically Necromancers, Basically Fey, Basically Paladins, Basically Rogues, Basically Monstrosities, Basically Gods, Basically Alignments, Etcetera. I considered different formats (groups, classes, species, categories, mechanics) and typed them down as I thought of them.
@seanathaalexand4 жыл бұрын
It’s so strange to go from the Schools of Magic videos, where he talked super calm, as if teaching a class, to this video, where right out of the bat it was just... WHOO! Awesome. Truly amazing.
@casters_and_co5 жыл бұрын
"He hongri." Got me so bad. xD
@OwlbearArmchair5 жыл бұрын
I love that you specify you're talking about Demons in D&D specifically so that you don't have problems with the YouTubbs
@annabaelfire21733 жыл бұрын
this makes me wanna do a campaign where we side with the devils and expedition into the abyss as a forward scouting and killing group against the demons
@dhampir_days3 жыл бұрын
"is sad because people loud" I never thought my sensory disorder ass would relate to a demon
@Max2ds5 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t quite paying attention as the video started and nearly spat water out my nose
@SharkyShocker5 жыл бұрын
Juiblex for president
@chandlerpearce62134 жыл бұрын
Baphomet is baller as heck tho, and super smart. Dude is a mad scientist who tries to make new demons, and if he fucks up he drops them in to the maze. If they work well he sells them off to other demons, while also sprinkling a few in his maze.
@KatakMelayu4 жыл бұрын
"The longer the demon hangouts , the more the permanent stained become" same as The longer the icon of sin on earth, the stronger it will become allright im gonna make doomslayer character
@EleonMythos5 жыл бұрын
"Beat them with sticks" Love it
@wolfyboy5 жыл бұрын
I LLLOOOOOOOOOOOVE these videos!! They are REALLY funny AND informative, and explained in a way that i understand! :D
@abnegazher5 жыл бұрын
-Hmm. I see... *opens portal to Mars* -Here. Slayer. Those are Demons.
@alexernst94485 жыл бұрын
1:50 Orcus is my spirit animal
@fireraptor22095 жыл бұрын
The best part about fraz urb’luu is that most of is mortal non demon followers don’t even know that they are working for a demon lord and usually just think that they are working for some god or for a good cause
@rolebo15 жыл бұрын
so most demon lords are just weird incarnations of 40k chaos gods
@jacobfreeman54445 жыл бұрын
The difference between demongorgon's heads is one is a smooth tongued schemer and the other that chaotic evil murder hobo barbarian, who uses intelligence as a dump stat, that eveybody hates.
@OneWingedAngelsBand Жыл бұрын
Why is Orcus so relatable 😂😭
@properlydicedonyon36245 жыл бұрын
So when you cover the pantheons of dnd will the video be called "Basically Gods"?
@ОлегСуременко5 жыл бұрын
he already covered them iirc
@properlydicedonyon36245 жыл бұрын
@@ОлегСуременко shhhhhhhhhhhh
@yammarx8303 жыл бұрын
you didnt mantion the best of them all! the deep sea king, the terror of the deep, the amazing "i am a kraken but i am actuali a demon" LORD DAGON