Batman doesn't kill

[@DylanEves]

90% sure Alfred programmed a fake heartbeat sensor to protect Bruce's feelings

[@cyanicxl00]

Underrated comment

[@SaladSneky]

That's something he would definitely do.

[@was3513]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that those three people in that car are fine. I only rammed them off a bridge directly into a wall crushing the car flat (because the Batmobile went with it). They're perfectly fine.

[@ecb116]

Epic comment

[@palaghiaandrei]

Yeah, but who the hell was Joker?

[@sergiomendoza4850]

Batman didn’t kill that man! That man had an amazing rest of his life eating out of a straw and being completely paralyzed from the neck down lol.

[@concept5631]

Sure had a terrific time dying thousands of dollars in debt due to hospital bills.

[@yaboifish6140]

@@concept5631 Batman didn’t kill him, but the medical bills will

[@darkdre19]

Well he can't be a bad guy anymore can he

[@fox_2768]

Yeah.. but who the hell was joe?

[@lXUS]

One less criminal off the streets.

[@lordboonga7089]

He didn’t even interrogate him, just went straight for the kill after finding out he knew about the riddlers existence

[@mattyice2099]

😆😆

[@jonathanrosado5652]

its to justs skip the compicated talking from the thug,im tierd of seeing these comments i swear

[@rachael5928]

@@jonathanrosado5652 it’s a joke

[@Predator20357]

@@jonathanrosado5652 I’m tired of these comments not getting the joke but here we are

[@jonathanrosado5652]

@@Predator20357 i got the joke,but its not funny

[@meyoi3329]

“Yeah… but who the hell was joe?”

[@abrahamt.6954]

Joe mama

[@mighty_robo]

@@abrahamt.6954 “NOOOOOOOO”

[@nick_mg2722]

You had YT subtitles on too? Lol

[@gengarvenom1180]

" but who the hell was..."

[@Trojianmaru]

Joe Chill?

[@BigWheezer2000]

“Much obliged….” *SENDS HIM ON A PRIVATE JET TO GOD*

[@HOTD108_]

​@@tyrellwilson9334Batman AirDropped that dude to the afterlife.

[@phrog.4809]

He literally fused his body with the cement.

[@mattyice2099]

*unconscious*

[@matberte7159]

Batman Dora'd the goon

[@zhiyongng1930]

@@matberte7159 are you saying that this is a _JoJo reference_ ?

[@jjcooks7401]

*concrete

[@blairbrown4812]

Go easy on him,@@jjcooks7401. Either way you're both right.

[@MrJedabak]

Jesus, imagine if he hadn’t talked.

[@sergiomendoza4850]

I always wonder that too, people are genuinely afraid of Batman so typically they talk when he tells them too. But what happens when there’s just that one guy who isn’t afraid? Lol is Bruce just caught in a bind at that point?

[@Frednanz]

@@sergiomendoza4850 nope remember that guy who wasn’t gonna talk until Bruce broke his arms

[@sergiomendoza4850]

@@Frednanz yeah that’s the thing to though what happens when there’s the guy who’s just willing to take all that punishment for Batman lol. Naturally we’ve never seen that because no one is that tough but what happens when there’s just that one goon

[@sergiomendoza4850]

@@johnfreed357 that’s basically the joker though right? Because even in this game it’s not like joker was truly afraid of Batman he was more afraid of being forgotten as the menace he was.

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

nothing remains but a small puddle of blood and one tooth

[@jimothie64]

I mean, it was Thomas Wayne as Batman. Have you seen him in Flashpoint? He’s bloodthirsty man.

[@kerkin77]

yes but he won’t kill Martha even tho she joker because Bruce was murdered in that alternate universe edit: why did I get so many likes

[@derekrazo6165]

I was looking for this comment !!! Haha

[@Kashmoneygodzilla]

@@kerkin77 he still kills tho

[@kerkin77]

@@Kashmoneygodzilla that’s why I said yes

[@Kashmoneygodzilla]

@Unknown550 no, u can just interigate riddler goons

[@ij1376]

Cop: "Uh, sir, he killed another riddler informant." Commissioner Gordan: "He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs." Cop: "...DUDE. HE JUST KILLED A MAN."

[@lamaduckie932]

Pretty sure the police wouldn't object to batman killing a thug. They do use guns

[@HOTD108_]

​@@lamaduckie932 Gordan: "Dude, the cops shoot criminals dead all the time and yet you're upset about Batman?"

[@TotalAnalyst2]

You do there is such a thing as excessive force anyway the Arkham thugs are built different if they can handle being glide kicked electrocuted etc they can probably handle this Also if it was Self defense it wouldn't matter much

[@ethanwilde4716]

I mean you got a clown who's unpredictable A man who works by a coin A dork who makes you do mental gymnastics to open a door Thats manageable. But then you got the fuckin tank that with infused with his jucie... you *MIGHT* need something than a simple firearm to put him down.

[@misterhijinks479]

I was expecting him to throw the Thug off a ledge, but instead he threw him at the concrete barrier with the same amount (if not more) of force as a man plummeting to his death. Good job Batman.

[@itsmewolfy9632]

No no, he threw him *in* to the barrier

[@uncagedzebra6941]

Justice has been served

[@tylerken7970]

“Batman you f***ing killed em” “No Gordon, my scanner says otherwise” “Well Batman, did you code in a “dead” indicator?” “That besides the point.”

[@visheshsingh1244]

He isn't dead, he is resting in peace.

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Peace? More like pieces.

[@JBQ_YT]

*Batman Folds him like a deckchair* “Yeah… but who the hell was Joker?”

[@Clusterking47]

you mean jackoffer?

[@jpduarte1899]

Batman didn’t kill him the concrete did

[@Kdot6_16]

Zack Snyder alt account

[@arthurshaw8368]

@@Kdot6_16 Definitely

[@TheCentre101]

“No the concrete killed him” “I MURDERED him”

[@trevorphilips9065]

@@Kdot6_16 Don't you mean Keaton?

[@retghuard]

"Batman didn't kill him, it was his mother's fault for giving birth to him"

[@LittleBigBwner]

I know the interrogating is simplified for games sake but the, "you wanna know about The Riddler? I know lots about The Riddler!" To Batman just saying "Much obliged" to him then immediately smashing the man mercilessly through a concrete barrier like a hotdog breaking through a Dorito is too funny to me

[@lolzmanxd3368]

What the fuck is the analogy you just made

[@zanderblankenship3849]

@@lolzmanxd3368 A fucking hilarious one

[@quite6461]

I love this comment

[@buffgamer101]

That’s exactly what goes through my mind!

[@littleblock2639]

Batman brakes people’s spines in a way that they are alive for just until he leaves. That way he doesn’t feel guilt

[@prla5400]

Special timer killing

[@SpanxOdyssey94]

And so… Billy became the first person to be paralyzed from the hair down. Although it’s possible it was just the wind-he never said much indoors.

[@UnknownUserZeroZero]

Underrated comment!

[@starcomet8312]

There's something about that comment that, no matter how many times I read it over and over again, I do that stupid sounding violent wheeze every time lmfao. I laughed so hard I started choking on my saliva the first time I read it.

[@K1ngNas]

He’s not dead, he just wishes he was

[@humanzbornfresh]

I mean, this is completely in character when you notice the flashpoint suit.

[@fmt55]

Its fine guys as long as this man can breathe, even though he’s paralyzed and can’t move for the rest of his life, batman didn’t kill home so its fine

[@asimplehuman1]

"i dont kill" *proceeds to smash a man through solid concrete, knock him unconscious and then leave him barely hanging off of a bridge above traffic*

[@Kyumifun]

"Super Heroes don't kill" *Proceeds to throw a thug out of a skyscrapper*

[@SaitoSite]

Literally nobody says superheroes as a whole don't kill.

[@thecrusadingonion9106]

@@SaitoSite to be fair its sorta the de facto rule of the dc universe super heroes right now

[@buklau837]

First main modern successful superhero movie has iron man kill terrorists

[@cooingwolf6775]

Technically they didn’t kill the thugs, the ground did.

[@kingjb554]

If it's Spiderman, he webs them to the building so they don't fall

[@CallMeGreggles]

Tbh this is the flashpoint Batman so he can kill lmao

[@mixererunio1757]

I know lots about Riddler. *Morgan Freeman's voice* "Though it would seem lots was not enough for Batman"

[@Eclipse-1]

Listen that’s cool and all… but who the hell was joker

[@illocial]

Joseph Kerr :smirk:

[@lambdpro3982]

Joker. Finally forgotten. Wait, who was he again? Some guy that makes jokes?

[@Eclipse-1]

@@lambdpro3982 fr tho how could anyone even forget him he blew up multiple skyscrapers killed so many people fucked yo arkham asylum and did so much damage and people are like huh?

[@justindeliwe8065]

@@Eclipse-1 actually nobody forgot about the joker that was all in Batman's head

[@Eclipse-1]

@@justindeliwe8065 ah I see but who the hell is the joker

[@STARRR-dt3mr]

"yeah , but who the hell is joker"

[@sylis3428]

"I'll tell you anything you want to know" *Thanks* *WWE CHAMPION SMACKDOWN*

[@jacobjackson2275]

Batman didn’t kill him, he safely broke his spine and gave him brain damage

[@dudoiio]

As Max0r once said. “These delicate hands would never kill anyone”

[@imperialwalker]

Batman used his hamon energy to breaak through the concrete whille leaving the thug unscathed

[@superflyponcho2731]

When I First Saw This I Thought Batman Was Deadass Gonna Throw Him Off That Bridge

[@The_AmazingRoger]

Same

[@scaereyguy]

Yeah same, should’ve known though. Thats way too merciful for batman

[@charliewelch4301]

I’m sure we all know Joe. Joe Chill is the reason why Batman exists

[@rajselvaraj4173]

Well jokes on you this is Thomas Wayne, and Thomas Wayne is very much a killer

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Thug: I know lots about Riddler! Batman: Good. For every fact you know about Riddler, I'll break one of your bones.

[@peanutjam7601]

Batman: no, i didn't kill him, that was his choice to die and he choose it.

[@necro5430]

He smacked him so hard into the railing that he became part of that bridge railing

[@mr.bootleg646]

He’s not dead. He just has shards of cement lodged into his skull and possible brain

[@radwanmossalam8067]

Batman doesn't kill he shows you to a fate worse than death

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

i know someone else said this already but, jesus christ could you imagine what he would have done if he DIDNT talk? the entire city block surrounding his corpse would be nothing but dust!

[@milkinobama]

This is some Yakuza level type of strength.

[@wrongthinker843]

Well, you know. Dead is technically unconscious.

[@AL_50428]

He didn't send him to heaven or hell he sent his soul straight to oblivion

[@fortepiano4491]

Batman wants to know your spine's location.

[@Headlessperp]

That guys backbone turned into chocolate milk

[@lightindarkness4327]

HOLY MOLY! That was brutal! I love it!

[@jpj7774]

Batman literally has super strength. Like you can’t just hold a full sized man with one arm by the neck

[@ohbilly9832]

A 380lb 6'9 strongman might be able to hold a 200lb man by the throat and even the it would be a massive struggle and they would only hold it for so many seconds while making uncontrolable silly gym faces

[@theonetruefusion8533]

@@ohbilly9832 the batsuit helps him semi, he does also work out his whole life practically and has been doing it alot, it would of made sense in origins if he didn't do it.

[@ohbilly9832]

@@theonetruefusion8533 bro most professional strongman have been working out their entire lives too. At a certain point it's just not physically possible to do some things, like holding 200lbs in one arm while your arm is extended in front of you

[@theonetruefusion8533]

@@ohbilly9832 do they have a billion dollar tech suit? I would like it if you don't skip over that part

[@aliminhaj5840]

@@ohbilly9832 In the comics batman is able to bench almost 1000 lbs so he does have superhuman strength, pair that with the suit and it makes sense.

[@spacecadet_cru]

Batman the type of hero who won’t kill but will either leave you paralyzed or put you ass in coma shii sometimes even both

[@handsomesquidward5160]

Dawg, the stories criminals have about how badly they've been beaten by the bat is enough to deter you from a life of crime.

[@bearsarecool900]

That mans spine is gone

[@Brolly5]

Batman doesn't kill, and clearly has newly established super strength powers.

[@spade5135]

Batman didn’t kill him, he chose to smash his body into concrete at light speed 😂

[@Davey2164]

Batman indirectly kills people by causing them so many life altering injuries they kill themselves

[@reyndimensions2180]

Condition: UNCONSCIOUS...as his dangling mangled body has become one with the structure

[@starcomet8312]

The way this is phrased took me completely, all the way out, I laughed so hard I'm in physical pain lmfaooo

[@metalheadmaniac8686]

I almost fell off of my chair when I read this.

[@metalheadmaniac8686]

@@starcomet8312 Heeey nice profile picture :)

[@crazykuudere]

Batman be like now talk

[@TheHufflepuffSaint]

"So you won't kill but you're okay with traumatic injuries?" - Robin, Injustice 2. *Dammit, Damien!!!*

[@lordvastor98]

"He's asleep...poor little guy, he's all tuckered out"

[@ssjggamer2505]

Batman:much appreciated *casually brakes head in on concrete*

[@xd0novan]

The one dislike on this video was the guy which it’s honestly a miracle that he can even breathe

[@ArchangelExile]

Well... this IS the Suicide Kills the Justice League Batman.

[@SlurpyPie]

Batman: "I will not kill otherwise I'm just as worse as them." *Proceeds to permanently cripple a guy for life*

[@neomedved]

“From this height, the fall wouldn't kill me” - some random henchman’s last words probably

[@Th_Uslss_Indvdl]

Man hit the metal railing so hard that the rest of his body phased through the concrete to avoid more pain

[@TheGrimmCommoner]

"Ssshhhhhh! Look at the little guy, he's all tuckered out." - Batman

[@skaterkid7able]

Nah he's not dead, he's clearly unconscious, his detective mode even says so

[@handsomesquidward5160]

What ever helps him sleep better at night.

[@herniagaming]

I mean he is wearing the flashpoint suit so he can afford to take some liberties here and there

[@Dirtyvegas506]

We just not gon talk about the bat tank driving over already unconscious people or dropping well over 3 tons on a human body

[@reidmurray9179]

Welllll that version of batman does kill 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@lone-dmc9174]

Smart ass

[@Paul-bi4wj]

@@lone-dmc9174 that version of batman is from the flashpoint paradox storyline and he does in fact kill people.

[@lone-dmc9174]

@@Paul-bi4wj ik

[@legend7965]

took me a sec to realize you were talking about Flashpoint Batman lol

[@TheBatman39]

Fair enough

[@ToxicCatMC]

This definitely the best one of these memes 💀

[@aero0812]

Batman and Kiryu basically shares the same energy of never killing anyone

[@Cristopher.C]

Bruce Wayne doesnt kill, but that's Thomas Wayne

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

"SWEET JESUS, MASTER BRUCE, WHAT DID YOU DO?" "...It was an accident."

[@JonatasAdoM]

The way he said Riddler. I guess he is working for the competition.

[@arthuralves2621]

Batman doesnt kill that man, god did

[@OfficialDTHQDTC]

"They do kill you, Batsy... Joker does want to kill you.." -The Joker

[@OfficialDTHQDTC]

And the Penguin is back, too. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJ2cdZmmh81-g6c

[@t.andrew6005]

Jeez, makes you wonder what Alfred has to say about this... 😬

[@chaparritocalderon5718]

Even on the batmobile the bullets make the thugs go *unconscious*

[@SpaiceCowboy]

That's the most brutal thing I've seen him do

[@manda2869]

Holy shit batman

[@cyphrus_the_gamer5458]

I just wanna point out that wall is only supposed to be broken by the batmobile. That means he hit hard enough for the game to register him a the batmobile

[@derangedcrouton1864]

This is like the batman version of that scene in homecoming when Peters interrogating aaron davis and he goes to leave excited that he managed to get him to start talking then davis says "hey hey hey i havent told you anything yet"

[@indicaplayz]

I mean you are wearing the Flashpoint suit. It’d make sense if Thomas did kill since he did in the comics.

[@sizar9003]

It's all flashpoint skin, fellas

[@ericg483]

He didn't kill he just simply stopped his heart

[@thegotlet1035]

Batman's "detective vision" does not killl

[@inlaidfir185]

Flashpoint Batman kills, what did you expect?

[@gunmuratilban8667]

Unconscious, till the end of times.

[@UltimateZenith]

Bruce doesn’t kill but Big Daddy Thomas doesn’t give a damn. 🤣

[@o.d.d.343]

Yeah. But who the hell was Joe? -random grunt in car

[@parkaa4717]

batman doesn't kill, he merely fails to keep alive.

[@chill_amez1089]

That's the thing about batman he gives u a fate worse than death

[@sponkmcdonk]

I love that the „who the hell was joker“ was cut so it sounded like „who the hell was joe“

[@1LinkEdits]

Batman didn't kill him, it was the concrete and metal rail that killed him. Batman doesn't kill, he just didn't save him from crashing into it that's all

[@baltazarsanchez886]

For things like this i laugh when people hates Batman kill.

[@ratchetexperience8379]

"Now for the pressure valve"

[@iamaglassoftea7]

Batman: "... ssst... maybe too much"

[@0ttimo]

VERY appropriate suit choice

[@potato1341]

Thug: I know lots about riddler! Thug's spine 2 seconds later: ➡️⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️⬆️⬆️⬇️⬅️⬅️➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️

[@starcomet8312]

DEAR LORD he hit him so hard into that concrete it irreversibly changed his molecular structure and turned him into a liquid!

[@gameplaystorage3881]

Number 1 rule about Batman trust the sensors they don't lie If it says he's alive the guys isnt dead Rule number 2 when people die it doesn't mean they were killed

[@tbonesteak4249]

He's not dead he simply shattered every bone in his body

[@MegamiImperatrix]

To be fair, it is Thomas.