Batman : Ma'am, I folded a guy who can LITERALLY turn YOU into a key and put you underneath his doormat. The longer you keep talking the more I'll have the advantage.
@danic_c2 жыл бұрын
She already folded his self-confidence tho
@filippolender7882 жыл бұрын
I know that this is a joke but would you really think that the real batman would lose his will to fight just because of some average insults
@imnotevenreal65432 жыл бұрын
@@filippolender788 use common sense please
@Deviant-Strategic-Assassins2 жыл бұрын
@@filippolender788 exactly
@mahawavy2 жыл бұрын
@@danic_c they were mid at best
@thehillz7262 жыл бұрын
Doesn't bat man just need a way to crack the gems in her palms and she's fucked ?
@SomeIceGuy2 жыл бұрын
A high enough frequency, pitch, volume, or whatever should be able to crack it at some point.
@discoshark77672 жыл бұрын
Get through her gauntlets first
@SomeIceGuy2 жыл бұрын
@@discoshark7767 true
@epyonmetal72082 жыл бұрын
@@discoshark7767 this is batman so give or take like 4 minutes reminder batman is the strongest hero in DC
@taytay80862 жыл бұрын
@@epyonmetal7208 no, not even. Smart and resourceful yeah, he’s not even their best fighter
@2DI0pictures2 жыл бұрын
I'm so tired of people saying Batman a "rich guy that beats up poor people" when the entire concept of Batman is what if a rich guy wasn't an asshole. In the comics Bruce has been shown to not care about as wealth and even using his wealth to better Gotham The people that use that criticism are the same type of people to call Superman and one dimensional hero (just for being optimistic) after reading Watchmen
@kingoftehwalrus772 жыл бұрын
A rich guy who isn’t an asshole? I didn’t know Batman was science fiction.
@2DI0pictures2 жыл бұрын
@@kingoftehwalrus77 I mean he kind of is... depends on who's writing him
@NoFlu2 жыл бұрын
That's always why I like it when Scarecrow has the background of bring poor. Its a nice twist on the basic "Rich = Bad, Poor = Good" stereotype in fiction
@J_Lee7122 жыл бұрын
Should hear the burn Invincible says when talks with Spider-Man. Then when He visits DC and confronts Batman.
@2DI0pictures2 жыл бұрын
@@J_Lee712 I'm not gonna life I laughed my ass off when I saw that page but it's too bad likely where not gonna see him, Spiderman or Spawn in the show cause of copyright
@drooh_yt2 жыл бұрын
I was playing Batman once, and the Shaggy on the other team went, “Do you even, like, have superpowers, Batman?”
@joanheartless98172 жыл бұрын
Yea he do...if he pop that power pill he made to prove to Superman he trash aye it really over...power pill so strong Alfred Slump super man
@Kyss1112 жыл бұрын
Yes the power of plot
@R.NGrant2 жыл бұрын
BM: no but I have your I.P address
@EonsEternity2 жыл бұрын
@@R.NGrant IP dont do shit but scare kids lol
@J_Lee7122 жыл бұрын
@@joanheartless9817 injustice universe though.
@papadingo69752 жыл бұрын
" Selfish man" Bat: goes out to fight crime without getting paid for it
@travisallen142 жыл бұрын
He literally have millions oh dollars
@NoFlu2 жыл бұрын
@@travisallen14 you see Bill Gates or Jeff Bezos putting their life on the line to save their cities?
@some_shitposting_idiot30232 жыл бұрын
@@travisallen14 ok and?
@sungineer2 жыл бұрын
@@travisallen14 yes but he doesn’t get money from fighting criminals
@Matthew-gl8fv2 жыл бұрын
@@travisallen14 ok and?
@canned38802 жыл бұрын
Batman reveals her Twitter dms
@moniker40082 жыл бұрын
It's just sapphire and ruby talking about how sweet the other is
@DToTheB2 жыл бұрын
Batman probably already has files on how to defeat everyone currently in multiversus
@NoTimeTim2 жыл бұрын
He also revealed her OF
@letschaos24492 жыл бұрын
@@DToTheB batman is never unprepared
@ToonzFoolz2 жыл бұрын
😂💀😂
@kingofgreed19922 жыл бұрын
Garnet "Another selfish rich man" Batman "oh look another alien that just watched as slavery happen"
@bob62282 жыл бұрын
This wasn’t a good one 😭
@kingofgreed19922 жыл бұрын
@@bob6228 but it's true
@sniper98402 жыл бұрын
*invents gem destabilizer* "would ya look at that i DO have the right gadgets"
@joanheartless98172 жыл бұрын
He already has the power pills and God killer gun that he killed Darksied with and then Darksied sent him back in time because he wanted a rematch but just got shot again 😂
@Jedededededede2 жыл бұрын
I mean, garnet was also able to simply… dodge the Gem disruptor (as she did on her fight with jasper). She does have future vision (or at least a very weird version of it)
@yourdaddysaid Жыл бұрын
but shows the uk censored version 😞
@aydengrimmage92892 жыл бұрын
Me personally I wouldn’t let no one talk to me like that🤷🏾♀️
@cillasmith83902 жыл бұрын
But that’s just me though
@Nier_altruist2 жыл бұрын
Some might think of this as a challenge
@puffafish18222 жыл бұрын
Batman: (gets angry and shoots garnet)
@dnice2nice9022 жыл бұрын
Fr I wouldn’t allow that kind of disrespect, then again that’s just me
@theboy16252 жыл бұрын
Deadass, especially From someone’s who’s barely been around for a decade. Garnet would be poofed rigjt back into a rock
@nkyfong2 жыл бұрын
Is this actual in-game dialogue? Because this roast alone is enough to convince me to get this game.
@garlicamvs62352 жыл бұрын
I mean it’s free so
@ahmedjagirdar27732 жыл бұрын
Its a free game so might as well try it
@mr.azizsshitposts2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@americanslav2 жыл бұрын
Yes this is in game dialogue. Most characters try to roast one another the exception being Tom and jerry. I have yet to hear a character roast Tom and jerry.
@Jay-dk1nc2 жыл бұрын
@@americanslav Jake tells them that he doesn’t know how they get along but he’s starting to dislike them, and that they need therapy, only dialogue of hate I’ve come across with Tom and jerry.
@strikerfrost72222 жыл бұрын
This man has devoted his literal life to saving people and you really just called him selfish 💀
@travisallen142 жыл бұрын
Joker killed over 200 people and Batman does nothing about but gives him a lecture.
@strikerfrost72222 жыл бұрын
@@travisallen14 Batman doesn't off the Joker because he basically believes he'll become him once he crosses that line, and that Batman will be a more dangerous Joker than Joker is. How correct he is in sparing the Joker is debatable but to call Batman selfish is just absolutely silly.
@travisallen142 жыл бұрын
@@strikerfrost7222 dude like I said he only gives him a lecture then let him go
@strikerfrost72222 жыл бұрын
@@travisallen14 Under my comment debunking why Batman isn't selfish so what's your point bro
@travisallen142 жыл бұрын
@@strikerfrost7222 he let me them 200+ people die and did nothing sounds selfish to me
@thegrimreaper4342 жыл бұрын
Anyone remember how Batman the comments took four hits against dark side then tried running away and got stumped on like a fucking bug
@EndlessDreamer4482 жыл бұрын
Only for Darkside to get right back up and hand Bruce his cheeks and almost died. Please stop the misinformation. Without plot Batman against most super-powered beings is dead period.
@nuju2502 жыл бұрын
@@EndlessDreamer448 hate to say it, but facts. There’s nothing even wrong with it either, seeing as he’s only human
@thegrimreaper4342 жыл бұрын
@@EndlessDreamer448 here give me a second I forgot about that
@thegrimreaper4342 жыл бұрын
@@EndlessDreamer448 is that better you know to be more accurate
@EndlessDreamer4482 жыл бұрын
@@thegrimreaper434 It's fine it's just tiring every time a vs discussion with Batman vs anyone he just automatically wins cause he's Batman that's kinda why I don't like him as much outside his own comics.
@dirceusantos73082 жыл бұрын
Batman roasted? The Master of comebacks saying nothing? This was written by Tom King and James tenion. Batman never gets roastes without roasting back.
@Crazinator2 жыл бұрын
That's what I'm saying
@danielpratt37942 жыл бұрын
Not that it matters but these are like one off lines so a character says something but no character responds if that makes sense?
@dirceusantos73082 жыл бұрын
@@danielpratt3794 I get it. But batman keeling over. Says a lot bout the writers (fanmade on fiver, i think)
@dionlackey7982 жыл бұрын
You sure know your pathetic Batman writers! You hit it on the nail
@imretro21822 жыл бұрын
Brave and the hood Batman would state their full name, address, Social Security number, bank info, and their 2nd grade crushes name.
@bmx97572 жыл бұрын
Man batman fanboys are pissed about this one
@madmonty47612 жыл бұрын
Because batman is actually cool
@birdthebird33962 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty hard to enjoy most iterations of Batman without that kind of insecurity and some projection, so I guess it makes sense.
@bmx97572 жыл бұрын
@@birdthebird3396 yeah. I’ve loved batman since i was a kid but the fanboys make me embarrassed to admit I engage with batman media
@madmonty47612 жыл бұрын
@@bmx9757 What makes them toxic
@bmx97572 жыл бұрын
@@madmonty4761 I wouldn’t say toxic,just very annoying. the preaching of how batman can beat literally everyone and claiming to be fans while missing fundamental aspects of the character are are some examples.
@J0LL1B332 жыл бұрын
“Brave enough to face me in the shadows? “ *rRarAARR* “
@eeveenorsylveon61502 жыл бұрын
why does no one talk about the rAWRr
@kmalm47762 жыл бұрын
He'll take your advice, go back into his mancave, go through everything, realise Garnet can see the future, uses reverse takyons or whatever maybe test her futurevision more, come back with some gadget that would getinside her gauntlets with something designed for cracking gems, but then the gadget only weakens her somehow, just so that he could make her say "uncle".
@sweetieswifey6272 жыл бұрын
He doesn't kill so knowing Batman and his extensive research, he wouldn't risk cracking the gem because then she's done for (even if after a while) especially if Steven isn't around, and poofingf her would only stop her for so long
@kmalm47762 жыл бұрын
@@sweetieswifey627 He would come up with something. Because he's Batman.
@platina15022 жыл бұрын
Mate her gauntlets are part of her physical projection they are not clothing
@kmalm47762 жыл бұрын
@@platina1502 Makes no difference.
@platina15022 жыл бұрын
@@kmalm4776 Made she can make her hands disappear thats quiet the difference T_T
@__Immaterial__2 жыл бұрын
No matter how much money he has He’ll never be able to buy his parents out of the gulag
@travisallen142 жыл бұрын
Dame that was deep
@R.NGrant2 жыл бұрын
“A rich selfish man in a cape” Bit of a wired thing to call someone who risks their life every night to keep innocent citizens safe but ok
@jackmetrro2 жыл бұрын
Word
@withertempestprime87182 жыл бұрын
Faxx
@unknownwill4th5492 жыл бұрын
@Project Shadow no ones mad.
@TDA7922 жыл бұрын
Batman doesn't kill people, he just puts them in the hospital and cripples them with debt ... debt to the hospital he has shares in
@NoFlu2 жыл бұрын
@@TDA792 oh yes, innocent like complete psychopaths that want to destroy a whole city, a guy who will literally flip a coin to see if he kills you, a pyromaniac that has no qualms at burning people, contract killers and serial women murderers....
@groovycoolkid65952 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how garnet got mega HIPS
@xd_mystyyyyy2 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about the fact that you simping over a lesbian 2d animation?
@RainEDJ2 жыл бұрын
@@xd_mystyyyyy Do you even know what simping means? I hate people like you who just loosely throw around popular terms without knowing wtf you’re talking about.
@travisallen142 жыл бұрын
@@xd_mystyyyyy dude I know you see her…. Hips
@mysteriousdora69142 жыл бұрын
@@xd_mystyyyyy and
@webdrivertorso4227 Жыл бұрын
@@xd_mystyyyyy if you think about she's just a personified fusion so she is aroace cause she's married to herself
@RikuBeeKu2 жыл бұрын
POV : you're watching a video someone made that Supports Steven Universe
@Copium4452 жыл бұрын
That trash sjw show that hates white straight men yeah
@travisallen142 жыл бұрын
Lol
@GulperCatfish2 жыл бұрын
If she said "Come at me without any of your fancy tools" that would've been sick
@sebastien-loikntsangou-kan52642 жыл бұрын
A lot of insecure Batman fans in this comment section.
@sirdragonite34622 жыл бұрын
You're right, not going to lie.
@lonniegabbie2 жыл бұрын
they keep making up paragraphs of roasts for him to say 💀 thats sad
@stranger50112 жыл бұрын
"Rich selfish man?" The dude is literally the only source of funding Gothan has.
@chideraumejiaku38952 жыл бұрын
Batman: That's nice and all but I'm in your walls
@justine45812 жыл бұрын
Why are people so pissed off that Garnet, a fictional character, roasted Batman, another fictional character, and are now going on rants about how he could beat her in half a millisecond???
@joshjess98412 жыл бұрын
Cuz he can. Cuz he's The Batman.
@omrathod15912 жыл бұрын
@@joshjess9841 and? 🤔 , his not a fucking god and his can't see the future
@imretro21822 жыл бұрын
@@omrathod1591 bro is comparable to a god in terms of feats
@randompoorlydrawndragon30762 жыл бұрын
@@omrathod1591 I don't think Garnet uses her future sense in fights
@omrathod15912 жыл бұрын
@@imretro2182 hahahah🤣🤣🤣, No because if Batman is near God level then joker and harley quinn are God because they have beaten Batman many times
@YourOnlyHero2 жыл бұрын
Selfish? This man risking his life for a city that killed his parents
@travisallen142 жыл бұрын
JOKER FUCKING KILLS PEOPLE AND BATMAN BARLY EVEN STOPS HIM ITS SAD
@YourOnlyHero2 жыл бұрын
@@travisallen14 the point?
@numbcrep2 жыл бұрын
@@travisallen14 he lets the law take care of the villains they escape constantly it's not his fault
@bob62282 жыл бұрын
Why doesn’t he ever invest his wealth into something that would actually help the city instead of just throwing villains in jail, which they’ll obviously escape 🙄
@numbcrep2 жыл бұрын
@@bob6228 he does
@choolimba67042 жыл бұрын
All imma say is that if Batman was allowed to say something back garnet would’ve been crying home already
@xFreSh999_2 жыл бұрын
Just mention some baggage they have and they break down crying and have a song to go along with it. Happens almost every episode of the show.
@NoFlu2 жыл бұрын
Batman Garnet Countermeasures: I can use fear toxin toxin in order for her to go through a period of emotional distress. My research has shown that she will automatically start to sing and dance as a coping mechanism for atleast 2 and a half minutes. By manufacturing nanotechnology in order to microdose the toxin everytime she stops singing, I can disable her for long periods of time. More research is still needed
@chronicstruggler15872 жыл бұрын
We all know batman already has that gem shattering weapon he bought off bismuth on deck
@damienmccuinn19562 жыл бұрын
Batman is quite literally able to turn her into a decorative ornament.
@migatito12912 жыл бұрын
And she can be back-breaker 2.0
@damienmccuinn19562 жыл бұрын
@@migatito1291 I mean we can get dirty and have batman team up with superman and have him use his heat ray vision to permanently fuse the minds of Ruby and Saphire together killing them all? I mean that is usually his last resort but if there is a threat that can not be beaten conventionally he'll make the call
@itzkiblo2 жыл бұрын
*Batman using this as his prep time* "You sly dog, you caught me monologging"
@mikarimex10552 жыл бұрын
Her: another rich selfish man in a cape Him: I wasn't selfish enough to watch slavery happen and do nothing. Yes that's cannon.
@migatito12912 жыл бұрын
She was created to follow orders,after they fuse for the first time,they started seeng new things,and then they joined the cristal gems and figth
@Caleb-fv5fp2 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure bat man isn’t selfish, he’s literally a super hero
@joshinator15382 жыл бұрын
In all honesty, Batman would've said "Oh look a fusion, can't beat me by yourself. Why don't you got fuse with Pearl or Amethyst and maybe you'll stand a chance"
@xFreSh999_2 жыл бұрын
Batman: **some basic smack talk** Garnet: "You're a man. Man bad."
@robin97592 жыл бұрын
She hardly mentioned him being a man and more of the fact he uses gadgets, go take your "men are the victims" mentality somewhere else please.
@lonniegabbie2 жыл бұрын
and yet she cleared him
@neonthehedgehog122 жыл бұрын
What did anything Garnet say have to do with batman being a man?
@Saturn_Wave Жыл бұрын
Literally When
@Mcguccifrance2 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced you could solos the whole Steven uni-verse with a gun
@DToTheB2 жыл бұрын
Well I mean they all have melee weapons and their gems are in very easy to hit places (maybe not garnet) plus, they got hit with a scythe once, and their gems broke IMMEDIATELY those gems are not durable
@Daniel-wy2kx2 жыл бұрын
@@DToTheB dead ass, just air out the entire place with a shotgun
@stig10392 жыл бұрын
@@DToTheB the scythe was a rejuvenator thing that reset their progress not break their gem
@travisallen142 жыл бұрын
Future Steven will clap Batman ez cause Steven can literally heal himself the only way that Batman would PROBABLY beat Steven by emotionally hurting him and making him stop fighting.
@keywutkey2 жыл бұрын
@@DToTheB that wasn’t a normal scythe
@some_shitposting_idiot30232 жыл бұрын
"selfish" yet he's donated more money than most people will ever have But hey can't expect good writing from anything Steven shitiverse related
@dredgengam46102 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@birdthebird33962 жыл бұрын
Batman puts all the power on himself with no regard for the law or what anyone thinks. He’s probably right to do so since he’s helped people and affected positive change, but it’s hard to say that’s not selfish.
@therock-yr8tk2 жыл бұрын
why u crying over a game dialogue 💀
@some_shitposting_idiot30232 жыл бұрын
@@therock-yr8tk "you pointed out shit writing so must be crying" how boring come back with an actual response
@therock-yr8tk2 жыл бұрын
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 pov: ur crying over a game dialogue
@jereztf93372 жыл бұрын
As Batman himself would say "a rich kid with issues, lots of issues"
@1ard1032 жыл бұрын
yep, they nailed the condescending unearned superiority of a tumbler user in her.
@PhysicallyAwake2 жыл бұрын
That’s literally just how Garnet is. God forbid she insult people when that’s what one liners are for 😭
@lonniegabbie2 жыл бұрын
whos not a “tumblr user” to yall at this point
@TreytheBeast032 жыл бұрын
Garnet: "Go back to your cave Batman" Batman who returned in the hell bat suit: "You were saying"
@Saturn_Wave Жыл бұрын
I’ve been thinking about this scenario since the game came out and how they interacted and how Batman could possibly fight her hand to hand, that battle would go insanely HARD, so much so, im considering animating it
@TimelessKidd2 жыл бұрын
“Time to get back in your Bat Ca-“ *Engine starting up* “Wait he thought I was actually ser-“ *Car crash noises*
@webdrivertorso4227 Жыл бұрын
She can see the future there's no way she can die from that
@rngfactor2 жыл бұрын
I think I'm sensing a little bias from the editor XD
@pedrohenrique-et3fs2 жыл бұрын
little? XD
@jeremyusreevu2372 жыл бұрын
"A rich selfish man" who literally puts away dangerous criminals and saves Gotham on a daily basis, preventing people from experiencing the same awful stuff he did as a kid. Sure sounds like selfishness to me.
@PhysicallyAwake2 жыл бұрын
That’s not the reason he fights crime, in all honesty, Garnet is right partially. In some cases, Batman plays the selfish, arrogant asshole because the writers thought it’d make him look cooler, and in others he’s a genuinely selfless nice person. But the reason Batman fights crime is more for his own personal reasons, so in honesty it’s more selfish then anything.
@birdthebird33962 жыл бұрын
He puts all the power on himself, with no regard for the law or what other people think. He’s probably right to do so since he’s affecting positive change, but that’s still a bit selfish.
@hunterhallengren65092 жыл бұрын
@@PhysicallyAwake bro what. Are you just........ wait a Trans pfp, so I'm assuming a Steven universe fan
@shadowvictor75902 жыл бұрын
They have the same pose lol
@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 Жыл бұрын
Garnet: "That's why your parents dead, Batman. What gadgets do they have in their caskets?"
@rorunii26192 жыл бұрын
"no matter how many gadgets you have, none will be anough to **** me" yo hol on sumn ain't right
@celty2282 жыл бұрын
I know right? Why tf they censor fight? Just makes it sounds like it’s actually inappropriate.
@rorunii26192 жыл бұрын
@@celty228 I think that's the point
@Pythxnzzz2 жыл бұрын
"I'm stronger than you, ohhhhhhhhh"
@joanheartless98172 жыл бұрын
She'd die he wouldn't even speak to her he'll just let her talk that shit
@desiladygamer20762 жыл бұрын
He's just mad 'cause he's single.
@stranger50112 жыл бұрын
@@desiladygamer2076 Selina:
@Pp_datasianboi2 жыл бұрын
@@desiladygamer2076 💀💀💀 remember he's a player he got side hoe
@Thatma2 жыл бұрын
Brave enough to face me in the shadow *tiger roar*
@Sil_Of_Sol2 жыл бұрын
Wait till batman had enough and start roasting their asses
@migatito12912 жыл бұрын
Garnet has fire resistence :v
@keywutkey2 жыл бұрын
@@migatito1291 I think your thinking of the wrong gem
@mote_kela71272 жыл бұрын
@@keywutkey bro what, Garnet literally spent a whole episode in lava
@Nocturnal_Builder2 жыл бұрын
DID YALL HEAR THAT??!! WHAT WAS THAT SNORE😭😭😭😭😭
@Don_Burako2 жыл бұрын
yeah I don't wanna know where that snore came from also the bass boosted multiple my gosh
@imretro21822 жыл бұрын
Bro everyone in this game shits on Batman even though he solos this entire games roster. Except for Lebron of course.
@mr.badass94422 жыл бұрын
Cause all they do is spam grapple gun.
@Ripper651892 жыл бұрын
Wait how is bat man selfish like my dude risks his life DAILY to fight crime and save people. Also save earth half the time from world ending events
@DToTheB2 жыл бұрын
I guess because he doesn't kill people? But that's like saying Spider-Man is selfish cause he doesn't kill either
@stranger50112 жыл бұрын
"Big talk for an alien who gets 1 shot by a taser"
@TheOriginalDogass2 жыл бұрын
1. I like playing batman but he gets dogged on by literally every character verbally 2. Why does everyone know he’s bruce wayne? Is this Arkham batman?
@NiCoNiCoNiCola2 жыл бұрын
Bruce is not saying anything because he lets his fists do the talking
@TheOriginalDogass2 жыл бұрын
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola If he roasted back it be an instant game over
@beyondhaircraze44182 жыл бұрын
Bro somebody have to humble that cube shaped-minecraft steve ahh head she got going on
@northernalpine43502 жыл бұрын
Garnet has guts, but even if its literally a 2v1 Batman will STILL whoop yo ass
@wendigo44272 жыл бұрын
Man having prep time while garnet tryna roast him. Bad idea, garnet... bad idea
@dragonnoises88242 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes, kids, Batman is so cool and can prepare absolutely everything for everyone, now shut up and let the people with common sense enjoy some jokes.
@Jigsaw-vh5xv2 жыл бұрын
POV: Steven Universe enjoyer
@dragonnoises88242 жыл бұрын
@@Jigsaw-vh5xv I don't like Steven Universe, I just hate the Batman fans a lot more. Just the same kind of virgin than the ones that says "It can't beat Goku tho", but even worse.
@Zanderreaper2 жыл бұрын
Garnet has a lot of balls, to be roasting the guy who defeated darkseid like he was a pushover. Someone who would turn Garnet into jewelry
@HurricaneGX2 жыл бұрын
And here ladies and gentlemen a prime example of fantasy
@Crazinator2 жыл бұрын
Damn that sucks too bad Batman isn't allowed to say any badass lines otherwise she would be shattered in pieces
@deathrealm22112 жыл бұрын
Batman's Hellbat suit who brawled with Darkseid: Am I a joke to you?
@larryquick43242 жыл бұрын
What a answer. Realy funny.🤣🤣🤣I love them all.
@deznutzuse5172 жыл бұрын
For a thing that can see the future thats very short sighed
@NevFN2 жыл бұрын
Everyone gangsta till batman breaks garnets gems and white diamond comes out💀:
@yumatsukumo10962 жыл бұрын
Garnet : * shit talks batman's gadgets* Batman : * who has folded the the justice league, ninja turtles and power rangers and tons of powerful opponents with his gadgets* Are you sure about that ?
@superfred1.92 жыл бұрын
Garnet isn't all bark and no bite, she punched a mountain in half during one of the episodes
@Arkended2 жыл бұрын
You forgot the one where she says I think you’re just mad cuz you’re single!
@SunWukongMonkeyKing2 жыл бұрын
Batman gets more bitches than anyone in the steven universe show
@choolimba67042 жыл бұрын
I guess catwoman doesn’t exist
@chronicstruggler15872 жыл бұрын
@@choolimba6704 and wonder woman
@bluecanine33742 жыл бұрын
@@chronicstruggler1587 never for long. Like any of them. Closest was Catwoman but well that kinda turned into a pathetic shitshow in the end.
@RaNgErs_Rep2 жыл бұрын
@@bluecanine3374 honestly him and Zatanna were decent
@cr8209 ай бұрын
Batman fans weeping and writing essays in this comment-section. It's a pair of cartoon characters y'all.
@YoMamaBih2 жыл бұрын
Yall some super nerds for taking these voicelines so seriously you're responding to them with countermeasures
@mrs.squeak29182 жыл бұрын
Garnet absolutely violated this man
@diegorivera78112 жыл бұрын
Bruce has alreayd beat the $h¡+ autta aliens before, whats one more going to do
@leonseuropeanislandadventu73982 жыл бұрын
Garnet has no idea how wrong she is lol.
@batmaneris16632 жыл бұрын
Batman destroys her in a second big talks dont winn fights
@ate_kluwi2 жыл бұрын
i mean, atleast she gives people a hug after getting assaulted 💀
@OnlyRogueW2 жыл бұрын
STOP! STOP HES ALREADY DEAD!
@zachg58562 жыл бұрын
honestly it’s batman after fighting once he would relize that it’s a contruct around the gem most likely by when he punch garnent some how and try to figure out a way to destabilize her physical form
@Gudsur2 жыл бұрын
There's no way he could know unless he uses a scanner. Gem's bodies looks and feels just like human flesh
@platina15022 жыл бұрын
"Garnet, master of comedy"
@m1n1882 жыл бұрын
IMAGINE HOW GARENT EVERY ROAST HIM LIKE FR☠️
@kingwolf29022 жыл бұрын
Batman a simp? Yeah what’s Nick‘s robots taking over the earth NAH Batman ain’t no Simp
@MyUsernameIsGoofy2 жыл бұрын
Take a shot everytime garnet says gadgets
@biddergick28902 жыл бұрын
Batman uses being straight. Garnet doesnt understand Garnet hurt itself in it's confusion Garnet fucking died.
@quixotika32322 жыл бұрын
Naaaw "Maybe you'll pack the right gadgets next time" is toxic asf😭
@ilikepokemans542 жыл бұрын
Yea... Man bad and hes totally selfish 😒 Lame talk from a lame character 🥱
@joanheartless98172 жыл бұрын
I'm not try to say nothing but aye she is lame as fuk show was not for .me
@yourdespicable72072 жыл бұрын
Facts
@keywutkey2 жыл бұрын
Woke up today and chose violence
@baitedcomment34812 жыл бұрын
Garnet is literally a walking toxic relationship lmao
@ashuto20252 жыл бұрын
What do you mean?
@ClonserHalphalive2 жыл бұрын
Roasts were like slight burns from accidentally touching metal on an active stove that you get from touching the heated metal for a moment....
@lugialover24969 ай бұрын
Never underestimate the Bat
@kingpin27312 жыл бұрын
I mean…are they talking about a fight?
@nitro2652 жыл бұрын
Bro seriously, the master roaster of all time batman just sitting there and taking it? This is just too painful to watch
@taylorbenson62842 жыл бұрын
Just HAD to say MANcave, didnt they. Smh
@piero89272 жыл бұрын
Batman got owned by the thick rubix cube
@Ultra_Necrozma212 жыл бұрын
tbh, Batman gets way to much hype. Think about it, all the stories and timelines were he beat Superman or Darkseid happened because the writers wanted him to win. So, all that was is plot armor. No matter the difference in strength, the writer dictates things. But look at this for a second, Garnet is immune to Electricution, heat, tear gas, blunt force(to a degree), and she has future sight. Batman's gadgets are kinda useless here because most of them are designed to incapacitate. Ropes? Breaks free. Tear gas? Doesn't breath, flamethrower? Heat proof. Stun gun/high capacity taser? Doesn't work. Garnet would also just use her 1000s of years of fighting experience and strength to beat him down. So with no plot armor(on both sides), Garnet slams.
@ashuto20252 жыл бұрын
The only way i can see Batman beating garnet is him finding a way to destabilize her physical form or shattering her gem (maybe with a loud enough sound?) But even then considering her speed just hitting her is a task in of itself
@KingMatch.2 жыл бұрын
Bro, who wrote these roasts💀. This is the equivalent to trying to kill superman with a crumb. Batman will just break her gems, fold her in half, and ask, “where’s the joker?!?!”💀
@nelsony21342 жыл бұрын
Man what
@randompoorlydrawndragon30762 жыл бұрын
If Batman can find a way to kick Superman's ass, then he can find a way to get passed garnets gauntlets
@migatito12912 жыл бұрын
She can "see the future",generate electricity,stretch body parts,heat proof,good resistence,she can "summon" her gauntlets as many times as she wants,and based in the show, she can regenerate from her gem form as many times as she wants if she is not kept in a bubble
@NoiGS2 жыл бұрын
Mmm I think this is the most stupid and liberal roast I've seen in my life
@ashuto20252 жыл бұрын
What's liberal about this? I don't think there's any need to bring politics into a place where it's not even taken into consideration
@NoiGS2 жыл бұрын
@@ashuto2025 Black strong woman tells the rich priviledged white guy "go to your man cave to take the right gadgets", joke comming from the same media that puts that kinda shit where they can. And if you ask, yes, is for the "man cave" part. I've would laugh my ass off is she played about his identity as a man pretending to be an animal, or a joke like (talking of gadgets) "haven't you finished searching your gadgets? Because you will have a hard time dealing with this gem" Don't know if I'm explaining myself, in the end that "Man cave" is also the cave of bat woman and bat girl. And I say liberal because, honestly, I don't see other group making that type of marks, all's about "abolish sexism" and that shit. Or I'm just over exaggerating.
@hunterhallengren65092 жыл бұрын
@@ashuto2025 the joke is about him being a rich privileged man.
@lonniegabbie2 жыл бұрын
@@NoiGS and what does this have to do with her being black? huge L
@mcroboto2 жыл бұрын
Commentator:bat community literary came out in full force for this one. Garnett your thoughts. Garnett: continues going hard Batman: I only lost cause I didn't have prep time. Garnett: how can you prep for a future you can't see. Batman: give me one moment (leaves the batcave in the batmobile) Batmobile returns figure exits. "I'm the Batman who laughs the ultimate mcguffen. Prepare to know your future on the negative earths." Wonderwoman: well that escalated quickly.
@johnmac88052 жыл бұрын
Why is this so cringe? Oh yeah, that's right...
@mc.pretzel2 жыл бұрын
I was using shaggy and heard him tell Batman “Hey Batman guess what I have, superpowers.”
@lemonadesipper2 жыл бұрын
Garnetts mid 🥱
@tatsumi23582 жыл бұрын
Batman gonna be called homophobic for how badly he gonna destroy the Lesbian Rock