Batman gets ROASTED by Garnet

[@ten-thousandbees8453]

Batman : Ma'am, I folded a guy who can LITERALLY turn YOU into a key and put you underneath his doormat. The longer you keep talking the more I'll have the advantage.

[@danic_c]

She already folded his self-confidence tho

[@filippolender788]

I know that this is a joke but would you really think that the real batman would lose his will to fight just because of some average insults

[@imnotevenreal6543]

@@filippolender788 use common sense please

[@Deviant-Strategic-Assassins]

@@filippolender788 exactly

[@mahawavy]

@@danic_c they were mid at best

[@thehillz726]

Doesn't bat man just need a way to crack the gems in her palms and she's fucked ?

[@SomeIceGuy]

A high enough frequency, pitch, volume, or whatever should be able to crack it at some point.

[@discoshark7767]

Get through her gauntlets first

[@SomeIceGuy]

@@discoshark7767 true

[@epyonmetal7208]

@@discoshark7767 this is batman so give or take like 4 minutes reminder batman is the strongest hero in DC

[@taytay8086]

@@epyonmetal7208 no, not even. Smart and resourceful yeah, he’s not even their best fighter

[@2DI0pictures]

I'm so tired of people saying Batman a "rich guy that beats up poor people" when the entire concept of Batman is what if a rich guy wasn't an asshole. In the comics Bruce has been shown to not care about as wealth and even using his wealth to better Gotham The people that use that criticism are the same type of people to call Superman and one dimensional hero (just for being optimistic) after reading Watchmen

[@kingoftehwalrus77]

A rich guy who isn’t an asshole? I didn’t know Batman was science fiction.

[@2DI0pictures]

@@kingoftehwalrus77 I mean he kind of is... depends on who's writing him

[@NoFlu]

That's always why I like it when Scarecrow has the background of bring poor. Its a nice twist on the basic "Rich = Bad, Poor = Good" stereotype in fiction

[@J_Lee712]

Should hear the burn Invincible says when talks with Spider-Man. Then when He visits DC and confronts Batman.

[@2DI0pictures]

@@J_Lee712 I'm not gonna life I laughed my ass off when I saw that page but it's too bad likely where not gonna see him, Spiderman or Spawn in the show cause of copyright

[@drooh_yt]

I was playing Batman once, and the Shaggy on the other team went, “Do you even, like, have superpowers, Batman?”

[@joanheartless9817]

Yea he do...if he pop that power pill he made to prove to Superman he trash aye it really over...power pill so strong Alfred Slump super man

[@Kyss111]

Yes the power of plot

[@R.NGrant]

BM: no but I have your I.P address

[@EonsEternity]

@@R.NGrant IP dont do shit but scare kids lol

[@J_Lee712]

@@joanheartless9817 injustice universe though.

[@papadingo6975]

" Selfish man" Bat: goes out to fight crime without getting paid for it

[@travisallen14]

He literally have millions oh dollars

[@NoFlu]

@@travisallen14 you see Bill Gates or Jeff Bezos putting their life on the line to save their cities?

[@some_shitposting_idiot3023]

@@travisallen14 ok and?

[@sungineer]

@@travisallen14 yes but he doesn’t get money from fighting criminals

[@Matthew-gl8fv]

@@travisallen14 ok and?

[@canned3880]

Batman reveals her Twitter dms

[@moniker4008]

It's just sapphire and ruby talking about how sweet the other is

[@DToTheB]

Batman probably already has files on how to defeat everyone currently in multiversus

[@NoTimeTim]

He also revealed her OF

[@letschaos2449]

@@DToTheB batman is never unprepared

[@ToonzFoolz]

😂💀😂

[@kingofgreed1992]

Garnet "Another selfish rich man" Batman "oh look another alien that just watched as slavery happen"

[@bob6228]

This wasn’t a good one 😭

[@kingofgreed1992]

@@bob6228 but it's true

[@sniper9840]

*invents gem destabilizer* "would ya look at that i DO have the right gadgets"

[@joanheartless9817]

He already has the power pills and God killer gun that he killed Darksied with and then Darksied sent him back in time because he wanted a rematch but just got shot again 😂

[@Jedededededede]

I mean, garnet was also able to simply… dodge the Gem disruptor (as she did on her fight with jasper). She does have future vision (or at least a very weird version of it)

[@yourdaddysaid]

but shows the uk censored version 😞

[@aydengrimmage9289]

Me personally I wouldn’t let no one talk to me like that🤷🏾‍♀️

[@cillasmith8390]

But that’s just me though

[@Nier_altruist]

Some might think of this as a challenge

[@puffafish1822]

Batman: (gets angry and shoots garnet)

[@dnice2nice902]

Fr I wouldn’t allow that kind of disrespect, then again that’s just me

[@theboy1625]

Deadass, especially From someone’s who’s barely been around for a decade. Garnet would be poofed rigjt back into a rock

[@nkyfong]

Is this actual in-game dialogue? Because this roast alone is enough to convince me to get this game.

[@garlicamvs6235]

I mean it’s free so

[@ahmedjagirdar2773]

Its a free game so might as well try it

[@mr.azizsshitposts]

Yeah

[@americanslav]

Yes this is in game dialogue. Most characters try to roast one another the exception being Tom and jerry. I have yet to hear a character roast Tom and jerry.

[@Jay-dk1nc]

@@americanslav Jake tells them that he doesn’t know how they get along but he’s starting to dislike them, and that they need therapy, only dialogue of hate I’ve come across with Tom and jerry.

[@strikerfrost7222]

This man has devoted his literal life to saving people and you really just called him selfish 💀

[@travisallen14]

Joker killed over 200 people and Batman does nothing about but gives him a lecture.

[@strikerfrost7222]

@@travisallen14 Batman doesn't off the Joker because he basically believes he'll become him once he crosses that line, and that Batman will be a more dangerous Joker than Joker is. How correct he is in sparing the Joker is debatable but to call Batman selfish is just absolutely silly.

[@travisallen14]

@@strikerfrost7222 dude like I said he only gives him a lecture then let him go

[@strikerfrost7222]

@@travisallen14 Under my comment debunking why Batman isn't selfish so what's your point bro

[@travisallen14]

@@strikerfrost7222 he let me them 200+ people die and did nothing sounds selfish to me

[@thegrimreaper434]

Anyone remember how Batman the comments took four hits against dark side then tried running away and got stumped on like a fucking bug

[@EndlessDreamer448]

Only for Darkside to get right back up and hand Bruce his cheeks and almost died. Please stop the misinformation. Without plot Batman against most super-powered beings is dead period.

[@nuju250]

@@EndlessDreamer448 hate to say it, but facts. There’s nothing even wrong with it either, seeing as he’s only human

[@thegrimreaper434]

@@EndlessDreamer448 here give me a second I forgot about that

[@thegrimreaper434]

@@EndlessDreamer448 is that better you know to be more accurate

[@EndlessDreamer448]

@@thegrimreaper434 It's fine it's just tiring every time a vs discussion with Batman vs anyone he just automatically wins cause he's Batman that's kinda why I don't like him as much outside his own comics.

[@dirceusantos7308]

Batman roasted? The Master of comebacks saying nothing? This was written by Tom King and James tenion. Batman never gets roastes without roasting back.

[@Crazinator]

That's what I'm saying

[@danielpratt3794]

Not that it matters but these are like one off lines so a character says something but no character responds if that makes sense?

[@dirceusantos7308]

@@danielpratt3794 I get it. But batman keeling over. Says a lot bout the writers (fanmade on fiver, i think)

[@dionlackey798]

You sure know your pathetic Batman writers! You hit it on the nail

[@imretro2182]

Brave and the hood Batman would state their full name, address, Social Security number, bank info, and their 2nd grade crushes name.

[@bmx9757]

Man batman fanboys are pissed about this one

[@madmonty4761]

Because batman is actually cool

[@birdthebird3396]

It’s pretty hard to enjoy most iterations of Batman without that kind of insecurity and some projection, so I guess it makes sense.

[@bmx9757]

@@birdthebird3396 yeah. I’ve loved batman since i was a kid but the fanboys make me embarrassed to admit I engage with batman media

[@madmonty4761]

@@bmx9757 What makes them toxic

[@bmx9757]

@@madmonty4761 I wouldn’t say toxic,just very annoying. the preaching of how batman can beat literally everyone and claiming to be fans while missing fundamental aspects of the character are are some examples.

[@J0LL1B33]

“Brave enough to face me in the shadows? “ *rRarAARR* “

[@eeveenorsylveon6150]

why does no one talk about the rAWRr

[@kmalm4776]

He'll take your advice, go back into his mancave, go through everything, realise Garnet can see the future, uses reverse takyons or whatever maybe test her futurevision more, come back with some gadget that would getinside her gauntlets with something designed for cracking gems, but then the gadget only weakens her somehow, just so that he could make her say "uncle".

[@sweetieswifey627]

He doesn't kill so knowing Batman and his extensive research, he wouldn't risk cracking the gem because then she's done for (even if after a while) especially if Steven isn't around, and poofingf her would only stop her for so long

[@kmalm4776]

@@sweetieswifey627 He would come up with something. Because he's Batman.

[@platina1502]

Mate her gauntlets are part of her physical projection they are not clothing

[@kmalm4776]

@@platina1502 Makes no difference.

[@platina1502]

@@kmalm4776 Made she can make her hands disappear thats quiet the difference T_T

[@__Immaterial__]

No matter how much money he has He’ll never be able to buy his parents out of the gulag

[@travisallen14]

Dame that was deep

[@R.NGrant]

“A rich selfish man in a cape” Bit of a wired thing to call someone who risks their life every night to keep innocent citizens safe but ok

[@jackmetrro]

Word

[@withertempestprime8718]

Faxx

[@unknownwill4th549]

@Project Shadow no ones mad.

[@TDA792]

Batman doesn't kill people, he just puts them in the hospital and cripples them with debt ... debt to the hospital he has shares in

[@NoFlu]

@@TDA792 oh yes, innocent like complete psychopaths that want to destroy a whole city, a guy who will literally flip a coin to see if he kills you, a pyromaniac that has no qualms at burning people, contract killers and serial women murderers....

[@groovycoolkid6595]

Can we talk about how garnet got mega HIPS

[@xd_mystyyyyy]

Can we talk about the fact that you simping over a lesbian 2d animation?

[@RainEDJ]

@@xd_mystyyyyy Do you even know what simping means? I hate people like you who just loosely throw around popular terms without knowing wtf you’re talking about.

[@travisallen14]

@@xd_mystyyyyy dude I know you see her…. Hips

[@mysteriousdora6914]

@@xd_mystyyyyy and

[@webdrivertorso4227]

​@@xd_mystyyyyy if you think about she's just a personified fusion so she is aroace cause she's married to herself

[@RikuBeeKu]

POV : you're watching a video someone made that Supports Steven Universe

[@Copium445]

That trash sjw show that hates white straight men yeah

[@travisallen14]

Lol

[@GulperCatfish]

If she said "Come at me without any of your fancy tools" that would've been sick

[@sebastien-loikntsangou-kan5264]

A lot of insecure Batman fans in this comment section.

[@sirdragonite3462]

You're right, not going to lie.

[@lonniegabbie]

they keep making up paragraphs of roasts for him to say 💀 thats sad

[@stranger5011]

"Rich selfish man?" The dude is literally the only source of funding Gothan has.

[@chideraumejiaku3895]

Batman: That's nice and all but I'm in your walls

[@justine4581]

Why are people so pissed off that Garnet, a fictional character, roasted Batman, another fictional character, and are now going on rants about how he could beat her in half a millisecond???

[@joshjess9841]

Cuz he can. Cuz he's The Batman.

[@omrathod1591]

@@joshjess9841 and? 🤔 , his not a fucking god and his can't see the future

[@imretro2182]

@@omrathod1591 bro is comparable to a god in terms of feats

[@randompoorlydrawndragon3076]

@@omrathod1591 I don't think Garnet uses her future sense in fights

[@omrathod1591]

@@imretro2182 hahahah🤣🤣🤣, No because if Batman is near God level then joker and harley quinn are God because they have beaten Batman many times

[@YourOnlyHero]

Selfish? This man risking his life for a city that killed his parents

[@travisallen14]

JOKER FUCKING KILLS PEOPLE AND BATMAN BARLY EVEN STOPS HIM ITS SAD

[@YourOnlyHero]

@@travisallen14 the point?

[@numbcrep]

@@travisallen14 he lets the law take care of the villains they escape constantly it's not his fault

[@bob6228]

Why doesn’t he ever invest his wealth into something that would actually help the city instead of just throwing villains in jail, which they’ll obviously escape 🙄

[@numbcrep]

@@bob6228 he does

[@choolimba6704]

All imma say is that if Batman was allowed to say something back garnet would’ve been crying home already

[@xFreSh999_]

Just mention some baggage they have and they break down crying and have a song to go along with it. Happens almost every episode of the show.

[@NoFlu]

Batman Garnet Countermeasures: I can use fear toxin toxin in order for her to go through a period of emotional distress. My research has shown that she will automatically start to sing and dance as a coping mechanism for atleast 2 and a half minutes. By manufacturing nanotechnology in order to microdose the toxin everytime she stops singing, I can disable her for long periods of time. More research is still needed

[@chronicstruggler1587]

We all know batman already has that gem shattering weapon he bought off bismuth on deck

[@damienmccuinn1956]

Batman is quite literally able to turn her into a decorative ornament.

[@migatito1291]

And she can be back-breaker 2.0

[@damienmccuinn1956]

@@migatito1291 I mean we can get dirty and have batman team up with superman and have him use his heat ray vision to permanently fuse the minds of Ruby and Saphire together killing them all? I mean that is usually his last resort but if there is a threat that can not be beaten conventionally he'll make the call

[@itzkiblo]

*Batman using this as his prep time* "You sly dog, you caught me monologging"

[@mikarimex1055]

Her: another rich selfish man in a cape Him: I wasn't selfish enough to watch slavery happen and do nothing. Yes that's cannon.

[@migatito1291]

She was created to follow orders,after they fuse for the first time,they started seeng new things,and then they joined the cristal gems and figth

[@Caleb-fv5fp]

I’m pretty sure bat man isn’t selfish, he’s literally a super hero

[@joshinator1538]

In all honesty, Batman would've said "Oh look a fusion, can't beat me by yourself. Why don't you got fuse with Pearl or Amethyst and maybe you'll stand a chance"

[@xFreSh999_]

Batman: **some basic smack talk** Garnet: "You're a man. Man bad."

[@robin9759]

She hardly mentioned him being a man and more of the fact he uses gadgets, go take your "men are the victims" mentality somewhere else please.

[@lonniegabbie]

and yet she cleared him

[@neonthehedgehog12]

What did anything Garnet say have to do with batman being a man?

[@Saturn_Wave]

Literally When

[@Mcguccifrance]

I’m convinced you could solos the whole Steven uni-verse with a gun

[@DToTheB]

Well I mean they all have melee weapons and their gems are in very easy to hit places (maybe not garnet) plus, they got hit with a scythe once, and their gems broke IMMEDIATELY those gems are not durable

[@Daniel-wy2kx]

@@DToTheB dead ass, just air out the entire place with a shotgun

[@stig1039]

@@DToTheB the scythe was a rejuvenator thing that reset their progress not break their gem

[@travisallen14]

Future Steven will clap Batman ez cause Steven can literally heal himself the only way that Batman would PROBABLY beat Steven by emotionally hurting him and making him stop fighting.

[@keywutkey]

@@DToTheB that wasn’t a normal scythe

[@some_shitposting_idiot3023]

"selfish" yet he's donated more money than most people will ever have But hey can't expect good writing from anything Steven shitiverse related

[@dredgengam4610]

LMAO

[@birdthebird3396]

Batman puts all the power on himself with no regard for the law or what anyone thinks. He’s probably right to do so since he’s helped people and affected positive change, but it’s hard to say that’s not selfish.

[@therock-yr8tk]

why u crying over a game dialogue 💀

[@some_shitposting_idiot3023]

@@therock-yr8tk "you pointed out shit writing so must be crying" how boring come back with an actual response

[@therock-yr8tk]

@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 pov: ur crying over a game dialogue

[@jereztf9337]

As Batman himself would say "a rich kid with issues, lots of issues"

[@1ard103]

yep, they nailed the condescending unearned superiority of a tumbler user in her.

[@PhysicallyAwake]

That’s literally just how Garnet is. God forbid she insult people when that’s what one liners are for 😭

[@lonniegabbie]

whos not a “tumblr user” to yall at this point

[@TreytheBeast03]

Garnet: "Go back to your cave Batman" Batman who returned in the hell bat suit: "You were saying"

[@Saturn_Wave]

I’ve been thinking about this scenario since the game came out and how they interacted and how Batman could possibly fight her hand to hand, that battle would go insanely HARD, so much so, im considering animating it

[@TimelessKidd]

“Time to get back in your Bat Ca-“ *Engine starting up* “Wait he thought I was actually ser-“ *Car crash noises*

[@webdrivertorso4227]

She can see the future there's no way she can die from that

[@rngfactor]

I think I'm sensing a little bias from the editor XD

[@pedrohenrique-et3fs]

little? XD

[@jeremyusreevu237]

"A rich selfish man" who literally puts away dangerous criminals and saves Gotham on a daily basis, preventing people from experiencing the same awful stuff he did as a kid. Sure sounds like selfishness to me.

[@PhysicallyAwake]

That’s not the reason he fights crime, in all honesty, Garnet is right partially. In some cases, Batman plays the selfish, arrogant asshole because the writers thought it’d make him look cooler, and in others he’s a genuinely selfless nice person. But the reason Batman fights crime is more for his own personal reasons, so in honesty it’s more selfish then anything.

[@birdthebird3396]

He puts all the power on himself, with no regard for the law or what other people think. He’s probably right to do so since he’s affecting positive change, but that’s still a bit selfish.

[@hunterhallengren6509]

@@PhysicallyAwake bro what. Are you just........ wait a Trans pfp, so I'm assuming a Steven universe fan

[@shadowvictor7590]

They have the same pose lol

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

Garnet: "That's why your parents dead, Batman. What gadgets do they have in their caskets?"

[@rorunii2619]

"no matter how many gadgets you have, none will be anough to **** me" yo hol on sumn ain't right

[@celty228]

I know right? Why tf they censor fight? Just makes it sounds like it’s actually inappropriate.

[@rorunii2619]

@@celty228 I think that's the point

[@Pythxnzzz]

"I'm stronger than you, ohhhhhhhhh"

[@joanheartless9817]

She'd die he wouldn't even speak to her he'll just let her talk that shit

[@desiladygamer2076]

He's just mad 'cause he's single.

[@stranger5011]

@@desiladygamer2076 Selina:

[@Pp_datasianboi]

@@desiladygamer2076 💀💀💀 remember he's a player he got side hoe

[@Thatma]

Brave enough to face me in the shadow *tiger roar*

[@Sil_Of_Sol]

Wait till batman had enough and start roasting their asses

[@migatito1291]

Garnet has fire resistence :v

[@keywutkey]

@@migatito1291 I think your thinking of the wrong gem

[@mote_kela7127]

@@keywutkey bro what, Garnet literally spent a whole episode in lava

[@Nocturnal_Builder]

DID YALL HEAR THAT??!! WHAT WAS THAT SNORE😭😭😭😭😭

[@Don_Burako]

yeah I don't wanna know where that snore came from also the bass boosted multiple my gosh

[@imretro2182]

Bro everyone in this game shits on Batman even though he solos this entire games roster. Except for Lebron of course.

[@mr.badass9442]

Cause all they do is spam grapple gun.

[@Ripper65189]

Wait how is bat man selfish like my dude risks his life DAILY to fight crime and save people. Also save earth half the time from world ending events

[@DToTheB]

I guess because he doesn't kill people? But that's like saying Spider-Man is selfish cause he doesn't kill either

[@stranger5011]

"Big talk for an alien who gets 1 shot by a taser"

[@TheOriginalDogass]

1. I like playing batman but he gets dogged on by literally every character verbally 2. Why does everyone know he’s bruce wayne? Is this Arkham batman?

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

Bruce is not saying anything because he lets his fists do the talking

[@TheOriginalDogass]

@@NiCoNiCoNiCola If he roasted back it be an instant game over

[@beyondhaircraze4418]

Bro somebody have to humble that cube shaped-minecraft steve ahh head she got going on

[@northernalpine4350]

Garnet has guts, but even if its literally a 2v1 Batman will STILL whoop yo ass

[@wendigo4427]

Man having prep time while garnet tryna roast him. Bad idea, garnet... bad idea

[@dragonnoises8824]

Yes, yes, kids, Batman is so cool and can prepare absolutely everything for everyone, now shut up and let the people with common sense enjoy some jokes.

[@Jigsaw-vh5xv]

POV: Steven Universe enjoyer

[@dragonnoises8824]

@@Jigsaw-vh5xv I don't like Steven Universe, I just hate the Batman fans a lot more. Just the same kind of virgin than the ones that says "It can't beat Goku tho", but even worse.

[@Zanderreaper]

Garnet has a lot of balls, to be roasting the guy who defeated darkseid like he was a pushover. Someone who would turn Garnet into jewelry

[@HurricaneGX]

And here ladies and gentlemen a prime example of fantasy

[@Crazinator]

Damn that sucks too bad Batman isn't allowed to say any badass lines otherwise she would be shattered in pieces

[@deathrealm2211]

Batman's Hellbat suit who brawled with Darkseid: Am I a joke to you?

[@larryquick4324]

What a answer. Realy funny.🤣🤣🤣I love them all.

[@deznutzuse517]

For a thing that can see the future thats very short sighed

[@NevFN]

Everyone gangsta till batman breaks garnets gems and white diamond comes out💀:

[@yumatsukumo1096]

Garnet : * shit talks batman's gadgets* Batman : * who has folded the the justice league, ninja turtles and power rangers and tons of powerful opponents with his gadgets* Are you sure about that ?

[@superfred1.9]

Garnet isn't all bark and no bite, she punched a mountain in half during one of the episodes

[@Arkended]

You forgot the one where she says I think you’re just mad cuz you’re single!

[@SunWukongMonkeyKing]

Batman gets more bitches than anyone in the steven universe show

[@choolimba6704]

I guess catwoman doesn’t exist

[@chronicstruggler1587]

@@choolimba6704 and wonder woman

[@bluecanine3374]

@@chronicstruggler1587 never for long. Like any of them. Closest was Catwoman but well that kinda turned into a pathetic shitshow in the end.

[@RaNgErs_Rep]

@@bluecanine3374 honestly him and Zatanna were decent

[@cr820]

Batman fans weeping and writing essays in this comment-section. It's a pair of cartoon characters y'all.

[@YoMamaBih]

Yall some super nerds for taking these voicelines so seriously you're responding to them with countermeasures

[@mrs.squeak2918]

Garnet absolutely violated this man

[@diegorivera7811]

Bruce has alreayd beat the $h¡+ autta aliens before, whats one more going to do

[@leonseuropeanislandadventu7398]

Garnet has no idea how wrong she is lol.

[@batmaneris1663]

Batman destroys her in a second big talks dont winn fights

[@ate_kluwi]

i mean, atleast she gives people a hug after getting assaulted 💀

[@OnlyRogueW]

STOP! STOP HES ALREADY DEAD!

[@zachg5856]

honestly it’s batman after fighting once he would relize that it’s a contruct around the gem most likely by when he punch garnent some how and try to figure out a way to destabilize her physical form

[@Gudsur]

There's no way he could know unless he uses a scanner. Gem's bodies looks and feels just like human flesh

[@platina1502]

"Garnet, master of comedy"

[@m1n188]

IMAGINE HOW GARENT EVERY ROAST HIM LIKE FR☠️

[@kingwolf2902]

Batman a simp? Yeah what’s Nick‘s robots taking over the earth NAH Batman ain’t no Simp

[@MyUsernameIsGoofy]

Take a shot everytime garnet says gadgets

[@biddergick2890]

Batman uses being straight. Garnet doesnt understand Garnet hurt itself in it's confusion Garnet fucking died.

[@quixotika3232]

Naaaw "Maybe you'll pack the right gadgets next time" is toxic asf😭

[@ilikepokemans54]

Yea... Man bad and hes totally selfish 😒 Lame talk from a lame character 🥱

[@joanheartless9817]

I'm not try to say nothing but aye she is lame as fuk show was not for .me

[@yourdespicable7207]

Facts

[@keywutkey]

Woke up today and chose violence

[@baitedcomment3481]

Garnet is literally a walking toxic relationship lmao

[@ashuto2025]

What do you mean?

[@ClonserHalphalive]

Roasts were like slight burns from accidentally touching metal on an active stove that you get from touching the heated metal for a moment....

[@lugialover2496]

Never underestimate the Bat

[@kingpin2731]

I mean…are they talking about a fight?

[@nitro265]

Bro seriously, the master roaster of all time batman just sitting there and taking it? This is just too painful to watch

[@taylorbenson6284]

Just HAD to say MANcave, didnt they. Smh

[@piero8927]

Batman got owned by the thick rubix cube

[@Ultra_Necrozma21]

tbh, Batman gets way to much hype. Think about it, all the stories and timelines were he beat Superman or Darkseid happened because the writers wanted him to win. So, all that was is plot armor. No matter the difference in strength, the writer dictates things. But look at this for a second, Garnet is immune to Electricution, heat, tear gas, blunt force(to a degree), and she has future sight. Batman's gadgets are kinda useless here because most of them are designed to incapacitate. Ropes? Breaks free. Tear gas? Doesn't breath, flamethrower? Heat proof. Stun gun/high capacity taser? Doesn't work. Garnet would also just use her 1000s of years of fighting experience and strength to beat him down. So with no plot armor(on both sides), Garnet slams.

[@ashuto2025]

The only way i can see Batman beating garnet is him finding a way to destabilize her physical form or shattering her gem (maybe with a loud enough sound?) But even then considering her speed just hitting her is a task in of itself

[@KingMatch.]

Bro, who wrote these roasts💀. This is the equivalent to trying to kill superman with a crumb. Batman will just break her gems, fold her in half, and ask, “where’s the joker?!?!”💀

[@nelsony2134]

Man what

[@randompoorlydrawndragon3076]

If Batman can find a way to kick Superman's ass, then he can find a way to get passed garnets gauntlets

[@migatito1291]

She can "see the future",generate electricity,stretch body parts,heat proof,good resistence,she can "summon" her gauntlets as many times as she wants,and based in the show, she can regenerate from her gem form as many times as she wants if she is not kept in a bubble

[@NoiGS]

Mmm I think this is the most stupid and liberal roast I've seen in my life

[@ashuto2025]

What's liberal about this? I don't think there's any need to bring politics into a place where it's not even taken into consideration

[@NoiGS]

@@ashuto2025 Black strong woman tells the rich priviledged white guy "go to your man cave to take the right gadgets", joke comming from the same media that puts that kinda shit where they can. And if you ask, yes, is for the "man cave" part. I've would laugh my ass off is she played about his identity as a man pretending to be an animal, or a joke like (talking of gadgets) "haven't you finished searching your gadgets? Because you will have a hard time dealing with this gem" Don't know if I'm explaining myself, in the end that "Man cave" is also the cave of bat woman and bat girl. And I say liberal because, honestly, I don't see other group making that type of marks, all's about "abolish sexism" and that shit. Or I'm just over exaggerating.

[@hunterhallengren6509]

@@ashuto2025 the joke is about him being a rich privileged man.

[@lonniegabbie]

@@NoiGS and what does this have to do with her being black? huge L

[@mcroboto]

Commentator:bat community literary came out in full force for this one. Garnett your thoughts. Garnett: continues going hard Batman: I only lost cause I didn't have prep time. Garnett: how can you prep for a future you can't see. Batman: give me one moment (leaves the batcave in the batmobile) Batmobile returns figure exits. "I'm the Batman who laughs the ultimate mcguffen. Prepare to know your future on the negative earths." Wonderwoman: well that escalated quickly.

[@johnmac8805]

Why is this so cringe? Oh yeah, that's right...

[@mc.pretzel]

I was using shaggy and heard him tell Batman “Hey Batman guess what I have, superpowers.”

[@lemonadesipper]

Garnetts mid 🥱

[@tatsumi2358]

Batman gonna be called homophobic for how badly he gonna destroy the Lesbian Rock