Fuck, I just noticed my missing battle clip at 32:17 -- sorry folks, I accidentally deleted it from my recordings after I had a crash. I'll be uploading that battle as an unlisted clip here tonight! My Battanian fians lol'd at them the entire time. As a reminder, this game is in EA and with mods, I do have crashes. Extra long episode for all of you to enjoy. :)
@charteon90924 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@zebwithaz87334 жыл бұрын
It's 3 am here. Rip sleep i guess
@rupindersandhu25094 жыл бұрын
Zeb with a z I know the feeling
@christyji50324 жыл бұрын
#crixuskingslayer
@khotunkhan39504 жыл бұрын
Thank you Your athletics needs some faster leveling tho
@charteon90924 жыл бұрын
“The guy who hurts a lot of people” I think that is the best description of your character.
@vaclavsoukup73024 жыл бұрын
More like "Hello! I beat people for money!" guy
@charteon90924 жыл бұрын
I will be so sad if you stop doing Bannerlord series, I love the characters that you craft, and I can’t wait to see what you do with the rest of the factions.
@rupindersandhu25094 жыл бұрын
“I only have 2 intelligence” Me and some other people: me to kid
@blackandwhitecats42434 жыл бұрын
The character is NOT going to marry boudica it's more like a sister to him.
@blackandwhitecats42434 жыл бұрын
I don't think donkey's exist in bannerlord just mules...
@rupindersandhu25094 жыл бұрын
Black and white Cat BANNER LORD IS UNPLAYABLE 1/5
@blockboykingdre61594 жыл бұрын
Warrior queen in her great champion forged in the Mountains of Britannia
@charteon90924 жыл бұрын
Jesus you have the medieval version of a machine gun with those archers.
@Gianni10ist4 жыл бұрын
They are insanely broken, I use a noble mod that has another upgrade for them called Battanian Legends who have 360 bow skill lmao.
@mohammadzamanvalypour12554 жыл бұрын
@@Gianni10ist ok now thats unfair mate how other archer troops are going to compete with that ? You are going to destroy them and they stand zero chance
@Vsm4264 жыл бұрын
@@mohammadzamanvalypour1255 fian archers fail to see that it's not their problem
@Gianni10ist4 жыл бұрын
@@mohammadzamanvalypour1255 Well, that's kinda the point. I'm on a mission to built an entire noble only army in my current campaign. I already have over 300 hours played, I really couldn't care less about "fair fights" as long as I'm having fun lol Besides, it's still a massive grind to get a lot of them, especially upgrade them all the way to Legends
@mohammadzamanvalypour12554 жыл бұрын
@@Gianni10ist sure its fun but what im saying is bannerlord supposed to be a realistic game of course you can play it as you want but i think that would take from its realistic sense however its your game so have fun
@nesnahprotsdam4 жыл бұрын
27:53 Has got to be one of the wonkiest moments of your campaign so far... They're employing flying mounts now and it's slowly turning into Warhammer!
@jab07974 жыл бұрын
Murricath Flying horse. Superb viewing.
@anfexx59084 жыл бұрын
Me: See's 1 hour 11 minutes Also me: *Mhmmm noice*
@JK-ei7wr4 жыл бұрын
Noice
@mohammadzamanvalypour12554 жыл бұрын
Noice
@zachhand41494 жыл бұрын
Noice
@cohwyn73184 жыл бұрын
noice
@IndependantMercinary4 жыл бұрын
Noice
@nameoname-c3l4 жыл бұрын
Surreal: "I can only count to 2!" Surreal's PC: "Am i joke to you?"
@thebaker61844 жыл бұрын
I love every series you do
@rickfigueiredo43184 жыл бұрын
The Best in this game👍 Love the stories you tell🤗 Keep up the good work😁
@DkKombo4 жыл бұрын
Dude, I cant keepnup with this crazy upload schedule, hes too good!! XD I'm just gonna pop in the next series and pretend like I've been here all along and try to keep up from there.
@eliasgrandfield77932 жыл бұрын
Cu Chulainn is a demi god but he is really the "We dont need books we need fightin', lootin' and beer", that is the holy trinity of him
@danielmezier14994 жыл бұрын
When will you fight Pirate King Luffy???
@anthonysunseri18654 жыл бұрын
That's a nightmare for everyone waiting to happen. Entire cities will probably be destroyed before the fight's over.
@JK-ei7wr4 жыл бұрын
I think that since ransoming prisoners is one of your primary forms of income you should take the time to make sure you get the highest tiered troops instead of the lower ones like recruits. That aside, amazing video as usual! Keep up the awesome work
@keramian12154 жыл бұрын
I'd say just change the spear into a glaive or some other type of swing damage polearm so it can actually be an effective weapon. Just change the lore like you did with throw weapons into a bow.
@Lyn_Hell4 жыл бұрын
He used a glaive in his aserai playthrough so he might just want to switch things around, you know, use different weapons per playthrough
@JK-ei7wr4 жыл бұрын
Falx maybe?
@christyji50324 жыл бұрын
A toast to crixus the kingslayer
@dark_khan22324 жыл бұрын
This looks fun. Either gonna do them next or an Aserai play through. Like ya vids.
@tyrannicaltypomichaeltester4 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to see you Independent .. With all these small factions you could be taking land castles from these people without waring with the bigger ones too much..
@Lyn_Hell4 жыл бұрын
What happened at 32:17? Did surreal accidentally cut it or did he crashed?
@SurrealBeliefs4 жыл бұрын
I accidentally deleted one of my clips from my recordings. I'll link it as an unlisted video and add it to my pinned comment.
@Lyn_Hell4 жыл бұрын
@@SurrealBeliefs ok, I thought it was due to your game crashing mid-recording then just forgot to inform us when you restarted the game.
@RockAndStoner4454 жыл бұрын
Loving these episodes
@jms876.4 жыл бұрын
Cú Cuchuinn only has 2 intelligence! Well I guess we know why he only smashes things
@petriew20184 жыл бұрын
If you can seize some territory from the splinter faction in the north, then pledge fealty to Battania, you can then start plotting to seize power. their small size and weakness would allow you to make friends with their remaining lords fairly easily by saving them in battle. Then you can lead Battania back to glory, as oppose to trying to rebuild it later. May pose an interesting challenge.
@chrisjames91254 жыл бұрын
Been waiting on this all day
@trevortaylor95364 жыл бұрын
“Look I had to be crass about it because that’s how he would say it” 🤣🤣🤣
@guano66694 жыл бұрын
''We all shit and fuck'' The commissar himself 2020.
@thequietplayer67624 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit, I personally think that it would be kinda interesting you switching to Sturgia, a faction on it's last legs, at least for the moment, before moving to another one while you level and train everyone!
@jalestraddler17784 жыл бұрын
Omg the amount of arrows that used to take out the madman is stupid crazy and I would shit myself if I saw someone like smooth grass chasing me with a big hammer
@BlackArrow77144 жыл бұрын
A little suggestion, when you fight small parties, you could use the send troops so your guys can level up faster, which you already know but it could be useful, but it doesn't matter to me any other way
@SurrealBeliefs4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's just a pain when good troops die.
@BlackArrow77144 жыл бұрын
@@SurrealBeliefs Yeah that's fair. Keep up with the awesome stuff man, your going to make the summer a lot better!
@pauloandrade9254 жыл бұрын
AhahahahahHHHHHHhahahahahah that horse HAHAHAHAHAHH
@jasonglasser16212 жыл бұрын
HORSEOPULT! sorry i know this is old but that was amazing
@codegoodwin224 жыл бұрын
59:39 the battle with the Rioters Smooth buried his Hammer in a Mans face making it explode with blood and gore
@pauloandrade9254 жыл бұрын
"We all Shit and fuck" - Surreal beliefs 2020
@BigGreedy4 жыл бұрын
Caladog we come for your throne! You are a fake king and we will show all of Calradia and especially our brothers and sisters! I Cú Chulainn shall save the Battanians, I shall save. MY. PEOPLE!
@BawdyTV4 жыл бұрын
Hey I have a suggestion. Fight aggressive mod is awesome. Kill lots of birds with one mod. You can disable anything you don’t like I.e ignore retreat, hard combat, etc. but what you CAN do (this doesn’t break immersion for me) is increase party size and prisoner size to 2000. This isn’t immersion breaking because you still need loads of money to lead high parties. The prisoner count at 2000 is game changing tho. Combine this with Recruit Prisoners Anytime, and Recruitable mods for a better experience.
@BawdyTV4 жыл бұрын
Also Entepreneur Fixed mod helps with making denars to compensate for the broken caravan system.
@Moeed_Gaming_Dubble4 жыл бұрын
"I've killed 1 2" ONE TOO MANY!!!
@jms876.4 жыл бұрын
27:56 Cú Chucainn proved he is a demi god
@someonefromabroad55634 жыл бұрын
Cu Chulainn, yeeter of horses.
@ShrekoSaurus4 жыл бұрын
What if you battle battanian lords you let them go after you’ve won. Cuz then they will be easier to convince to join you.
@ratblack82074 жыл бұрын
Chinless would make good antigens. His story could go as follows: Chinless was sold to someone with chinless fetish, so he has a grudge against our hero.
@Yehan-s3c4 жыл бұрын
Will u ever use a horse with this character?
@SixOG4 жыл бұрын
what about the menavlion? i love it for my main spear, only because you can swing it, and can be used single or two handed
@neko02464 жыл бұрын
i would love to see cu chulainn fight for every factions and always choose the weak side like carrying a whole faction even he's just a mercenary. Even he fight for the empire too.
@anthonysunseri18654 жыл бұрын
4:06 Behold, the Companions of Cú Chulainn! And that other guy in the back trying to keep up. Who is that? Trevor? (edit) 27:56 I do believe that horse has been touched by the Warp. Pause at 45:27. Does anyone else see the floating arrows?
@voidfire35824 жыл бұрын
Hey surrel I really wanted to know if you ever played star wars knights of the old republic online and what you think of it
@mohemadgg57734 жыл бұрын
Love ur CONTANT a lot dude
@leobehzad40214 жыл бұрын
Yes! Take Revyl and break off from the vlandians! Make your companions parties and call for big armies with only them, then take Varcheg and move down towards Battania!
@lunasand994 жыл бұрын
as i've understood it when you craft something the crafted item also appears in shops it seems
@danielpiper18714 жыл бұрын
Which faction do you plan to do next?
@blackandwhitecats42434 жыл бұрын
32:17 Was that a fail lmao!
@SurrealBeliefs4 жыл бұрын
I accidentally deleted one of my clips from my recordings. I'll link it as an unlisted video and add it to my pinned comment.
@e.m.p.33944 жыл бұрын
Yo you should get that spear mod that makes spears super effective toward horses and people.
@ironhammer57084 жыл бұрын
If you do a Vlandian you should instigate the Rhodok Rebellion
@harmjandijkkamp6294 жыл бұрын
Is it a big game? I mean do you need to have a gaming pc to run it?
@0lo0l4 жыл бұрын
Hey Surreal, what difficulties do you play on?
@charteon90924 жыл бұрын
So did you lose against that giant army or something, since that battle was edited out.
@SurrealBeliefs4 жыл бұрын
I accidentally deleted one of my clips from my recordings. I'll link it as an unlisted video and add it to my pinned comment.
@charteon90924 жыл бұрын
SurrealBeliefs: The Commissar alright, thanks for the response!
@paedenhinton6324 жыл бұрын
I think that Cu Chulain should try to restore Battania to what it was before the Vlandians and the Empire took their land.
@e.m.p.33944 жыл бұрын
As I have previously said. I believe your plan should to take over not just the current Battanian lands but the invaded Vlandian lands and the Empire lands. These are the lands where the Battanian people lived and were pushed out of. This is my respectful suggestion. Also Cu should be more assertive with Boudica. His name should be in the textbooks. Not just hers.
@j.f.sounds4 жыл бұрын
rest in peace madman.
@christyji50324 жыл бұрын
Time for the fian champions baptism of fire
@mespn5204 жыл бұрын
Dude, if you can actually make Boudicca the ruler, that'd be awesome
@christopher56414 жыл бұрын
To lvl up your pole arm ride a battania warhorse
@INC1854 жыл бұрын
They added a feature, That if your medic gets injured in a battle he can't heal as fast
@jaelenpinkney77994 жыл бұрын
Yeahhh boiiiiiii
@krishnaparmar57354 жыл бұрын
Fam What happened in that battle against the 700???? Did u lose? Did u have to reload??
@SurrealBeliefs4 жыл бұрын
I accidentally deleted one of my clips from my recordings. I'll link it as an unlisted video and add it to my pinned comment.
@PowerAutomator4 жыл бұрын
Are the arrows fired by archers unlimited?
@jetpakrider4 жыл бұрын
Is the royal armory in the base game?
@rogermarlin37584 жыл бұрын
What mod are you playing?
@khotunkhan39504 жыл бұрын
Thank you Your athletics needs some faster levelling tho
@flaviuspoa4 жыл бұрын
What happened at 32:20?
@SurrealBeliefs4 жыл бұрын
I accidentally deleted one of my clips from my recordings. I'll link it as an unlisted video and add it to my pinned comment.
@flaviuspoa4 жыл бұрын
@@SurrealBeliefs So this one should be an extra "extra" long vid! lmao
@shlokkumar97434 жыл бұрын
how many fian chanpions u have???
@gregmay49864 жыл бұрын
I need a spear , 2 words , Long Glaive , 720 denars not great at poking but swinging its a monster
@kokosovsky4 жыл бұрын
Madman was killed at 41 minute raid battle
@anthonyromanelli13924 жыл бұрын
Cú Chulainn should join the renegade Battanian faction!
@tomorrel46614 жыл бұрын
Surreal- Are your troops vegetarians? Is that the secret to the ultimate warband?
@ianbennett77054 жыл бұрын
My favorite bannerlord let's play is the Azurite
@stupidperson92504 жыл бұрын
Spears are very useful as cavalry
@modernklassicsgaming59914 жыл бұрын
Lmao at 26:55 Smooth takes an arrow to the chest and it just bounces off. Who needs armor when your Pecs are 6 inches thick?
@dixiedave7534 жыл бұрын
Mmmmm at 32' what happened sir ? plzzzz?
@skrv85884 жыл бұрын
Huge... tracts of land.
@ognoob20104 жыл бұрын
After a certain point in the video, the video and audio are out of sync. Like what I’m hearing is not what I’m seeing
@-vibincatto45894 жыл бұрын
Who is better ? fian champ or master archer :v
@Yehan-s3c4 жыл бұрын
Yeah!
@gabrielcanejo1874 жыл бұрын
Your companions really aren't at their best when you put them in a seperate group and have them follow you, their get the most kills and do much better when they are with the infantry
@JarnexEternal4 жыл бұрын
What happend at the 32 min mark?
@SurrealBeliefs4 жыл бұрын
Please read the pinned comment.
@heitorh.v55814 жыл бұрын
Thats some weird dawi-zar
@paedenhinton6324 жыл бұрын
Maybe Crixus should duel Caladog...
@flakgun1534 жыл бұрын
In the real world Spears are lighter and more balanced than swords. Using them to attack in 1 to 1 combat is awkward but blocking with them when 2 handed is much faster.
@uroslotrijan35714 жыл бұрын
only that is my key
@ggshawtys46084 жыл бұрын
Yay
@exactlyloler614 жыл бұрын
Extra long? Oh God I have school in 5 hours...
@JK-ei7wr4 жыл бұрын
But it’s almost July…
@exactlyloler614 жыл бұрын
@@JK-ei7wr last day...
@exactlyloler614 жыл бұрын
@isaak huang last day of school of course. One and a half month holidays incoming xD
@exactlyloler614 жыл бұрын
@isaak huang I live in Germany and even each state in Germany has another way for the students to finish school
@flakgun1534 жыл бұрын
The fuck happened at 32:20? What happened to the battle?
@SurrealBeliefs4 жыл бұрын
I accidentally deleted my clip after I had a crash. My Battanian fians destroyed them while the Vlandians took all the losses.
@DukePaprikar4 жыл бұрын
8:20 Seeing how you're no stranger to mods, you can make this perk work (it's awesome btw): www.nexusmods.com/mountandblade2bannerlord/mods/1599
@christianottosen95544 жыл бұрын
27:55 hes to strong i dont know how to make links
@christianottosen95544 жыл бұрын
i kow now how to make links
@HossamHassan-sw4ux4 жыл бұрын
🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
@orenhorvat15544 жыл бұрын
Are all simps satisfied? Your Fians are here, Woohoo!