Battle Axe | The HUB - FEB 19, 2015

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[@Mrzacman5001]

I love how Dan is using his feet to move the wheelchair.

[@mjtturner3]

What old man?

[@enseventealp]

Dan? You mean that old man?

[@Mrzacman5001]

oh yea my bad.

[@stuffdylan]

i think it was junkyard or gassy

[@Eleven-Eyes]

stuffdylan pretty sure it was Nova since he was pretty chubby

[@Mosselmaan]

One kid chokes on a kinder-egg and they're instantly illegal, but you dern sure can order some nice, cold sharp murder straight to your home.

[@athalia3661]

Because people don't watch their kids in the US so it fucks us all over when it comes to Kinder eggs. But an adult can buy weapons as long as they are secure from children.

[@MonkeysInDiapers]

Athalia eh, its more of an overprotective-ness actually. Im sure they'll ban halloween soon. Then leaving the house if your under 18 all together.

[@athalia3661]

Whats this option?! Yeah, oh no, kids are having fun, we can't allow that.

[@Ricky-uu6yl]

Google why kinder eggs aren't allowed in the U.S

[@Vanryn273]

Athalia Oh yes, because ignorant parents and rebellious teenagers are exclusive to the US

[@spazbomb]

A while ago, the creatures made a video called "nerf war". In the near future I sense a video called "knife war". War... War never changes

[@BoboSoot]

Only the men that walk the road do........

[@sawztaK]

History repeats itself

[@Aptiz712]

and then even further back they did a nerf war....back in the house

[@AbhiPatel-di9bh]

the future is black

[@Aptiz712]

THATS RACIST!! omg lol jk

[@oOsillyrabbitOo]

Fucking send Dan a sword look how sad he was fiddling with the tiny batarangs at 9:15

[@ScorchingFrost.]

No send him the bat suit

[@Fr0styGuru]

Send him a bat. The animal not the stick.

[@ambrose-zamolodchikova]

***** LOLOLOL I don't know why I found your comment so hilarious!

[@KupKakes46]

Ya i hope someone sends him one.. I would but I don't have the money :/

[@TheMidwestSteez]

Send him me so i can kiss him

[@FlamingsauceHD]

With all the people trying to one up each other, someone's going to end up sending them a nuclear missile. Mark my words.

[@akem7560]

But they haven't even got 25 kills yet.

[@joeman543]

You'd have a hard time shipping it. I'm not saying it couldn't be done, just that it would be really hard.

[@Werewolf914]

Remember in Japan 2 people decided to see who could kill 100 people with just a sword the quickest? Yeah I feel like James and Jordan are going to do that haha.

[@akem7560]

please people stop grabbing your fake accounts to like my comments I know it was funny

[@AE-dh6zj]

I've got spurs, that jingle jangle jingle.

[@socheeb]

The Brink Wall is better than this entire channel

[@josephjameson7984]

They should not have a brink wall, they could go better and bigger and have a brink room.

[@zanebryan9455]

Baby Babu brink planet

[@CheboinkyBoink]

Brink Office

[@Crayer]

James is gonna rip it apart no matter what....

[@NotDogman]

zane bryan Skip everything and go straight from room, to planet. Seems legit.

[@CommonKTD]

I love that Dex is legitimately scared.

[@weirdguy342]

Today's hub honestly made me extremely happy. I got to see some more Weapons Hub, got to see some good intro and outro shit. Good job Creatures, good job. Now bring more and I will happily watch it all.

[@saydehampton6663]

Well at this point, I think it safe to assume there will likely be a Hospital Hub for when someone stabs themself or someone else.

[@athalia3661]

They aren't idiots.

[@saydehampton6663]

Athalia It's called a joke.

[@TheUltraDonic]

Well Kevin did cut himself with the butterfly knife lol ( Koot's Twitter)

[@MyNeonBubbles]

TheUltraDonic Indeed he did but I don't think he went to the hospital

[@athalia3661]

***** No, Jordan showed the cuts he got which were pretty much the same. Something a bit worse than a paper cut is all.

[@TheMadBrad1st]

13:33 the way Dan rolled himself into the room was hilarious XD i cant stop watching it, there needs to be a gif of that XD

[@peterjung9373]

In today's news, famous KZbinrs known as TheCreatures murder each other with knives sent to them by fans.

[@aleysun]

I'm really scared for their lives. No more weapons! But they should still do a creature weapon collection video .

[@StickyBomb0512]

If people start telling people to stop sending weapons, people will just send more weapons XD

[@StickyBomb0512]

kip1130 Yeah, that's why I don't have a problem with them getting weapons. It's actually quite hilarious :P

[@kip1130]

DerpyWalrus Agreed, I love seeing James opening up a fresh blade and just smiling.

[@ameliastevens2453]

***** me too

[@Werewolf914]

I just sent them a RPG and instructions for them each to kill the other bonus prize if one of them uses the RPG =)

[@TheNormeShow]

What would happen if they ever got swatted again. I mean they have so many actually sharp weapons just hanging around the office, it's a little scary to think about

[@IcarusNadir]

They're legal within their property.

[@oliverh2867]

It would be a pretty 1 sided fight against the swat. Since you know guns.

[@phillip22722]

Answer: Absolutely, positively, completely, and in all other ways... Nothing.

[@thewafflecrispful]

Some of the weapons they take it home

[@Jstylin2]

JDeppFan2272 tell that to the man with the butterfly knife, if i am correct (and honestly i may not be) but aren't butterfly knives illegal?

[@BEANINAT0R]

Holy crap that beginning was scary. Also: you gotta love Spencer, he's just the master of awkwardness lmao

[@sydkne]

It's official Once the zombie apocalypse comes, we all have to make a beeline to Colorado

[@ethan06031]

Thank you guys so much for the as laughs you guys bring us we all appreciate itand there will probably be a lot of hate on this video but know that we the true creatures really do appreciate you guys

[@mjselvig]

Fox News might hear about this. "Violent video gamers receive deadly weapons from fans. Probably gonna go on murder rampage."

[@gabie7600]

LOL

[@submarcos8456]

FOX News or MSNBC?

[@blah55044]

Eat Ship fox news

[@lumpyfuture1887]

dafaq...WHY THERE IS NO PEOPLE SENDING ME WEAPONS GADDAMIT

[@mayormccheezexD]

That intro had the production quality of an episode of Goosebumps.

[@matthewmcmahon2168]

OHhh Yea! SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

[@ameliastevens2453]

ohhhh yeahhhh deeper harder faster

[@AlucardJr6969]

i was waiting for james to say that.

[@axelskull]

Dan is the only one who would ACTUALLY hurt someone with one of those weapons

[@den19999]

Even though he isn't a Creature I've always enjoyed seeing Spencer in various videos. I never really noticed when he stopped being in them until a few days ago, and he was in The Hub. Unlike most people I hope he is seen in future content.

[@PantherMistress88]

6:55 That blade is GORGEOUS!!!! I want it so bad hahaha. They have so many weapons man when the zombie virus infects all of humanity the Creatures are set!

[@DantheJokeMan]

someone send them a lifetime supply of plastic knives

[@Booga653]

Spencer it’s 2021 time for that class reunion 😭

[@SecretAsianMan26]

Was that Uncle Tommy in the future!?!??!? Just imagining that staring at me at night.....

[@offbeat4772]

3:55 "Whats Seamus gonna do with a knife?" I'm not sure James, but what are you gonna do with 3 katanas and a battleaxe? :P

[@kingflare5]

I'm glad you like the axe and sword I got you James :)

[@koldar505]

It was weird having James say your name that someone I know lol!

[@calebmcgraw739]

Where did you find those weapons

[@phoenixian6640]

I died during the weird wheelchair guy segment! I loved when Joe and Spencer tried to stop his resistence! XD

[@BossRuckley]

Ok people, its time to ask yourself a very important question. Can YOUR favorite Creature still produce content missing a hand or a few fingers? Can they still entertain you in the hospital? Before you send any more weapons, ask yourself that.

[@wisewolfds]

They are all adults. The people sending these are not responsible for any injuries they might get while playing with weapons. Actual weapons are not toys. If they hurt themselves it's either an accident which is out of the control of the person injured (even more so out of the control of the sender), or they were acting irresponsibly and hurt themselves. Holding the sender of a knife responsible for someone hurting themselves is like trying to blame a food company if you eat too fast & start choking on their food

[@MrXekaz]

When Jordan & Dex came out of their offices at the end, they look so scared & confused at first XD

[@stealthynaxo]

I am so sheeping James and Jordan from now on...

[@InfiniteLives8]

What is sheeping?

[@Robofrosty]

Infinite Lives8 Its when you pretend hes a sheep and he can pee on him to make him yellow.

[@akem7560]

I don't know James seems like a very abusive boyfriend........

[@Robofrosty]

Infinite Lives8 I am not trying to be funny

[@Robofrosty]

Infinite Lives8 Do i not have the right to comment random things?

[@Jaru]

Holy shit James that was pretty violent lmao hit Koots right in the face

[@Jovaken]

Is that illegal to be send weapons through the mail like that?

[@overkillforever1]

Not in america lol, you can buy weapons straight off the internet lol

[@jlv2803]

Of course not

[@tankb43]

I think people are buying weapons from online stores and then those people are using the PO Box as the address to ship it to. I know you can't mail perfume to another person, but you can have it shipped straight from the retailer so I imagine it's the same with the weapons.

[@Jovaken]

And we wonder why we have so many murders -_-

[@tankb43]

Well yeah because you buy a weapon easy without background checks and other "socialist" policies.

[@UndeadStalker117]

Haha Dex looking actually worried at the end haha

[@Chris_MKII]

So, can we have a series showcasing these weapons at some point? Maybe just buying some mannequins and slicing the shit out of them?

[@gibsonmarshall791]

I love how the first thing Jordan says when James walks in is 'James.. Please!' XD

[@Shiki101]

Everybody had to kill each other at some point James Wilson 2015

[@dfa4884]

God that old fart flipping the bird was priceless

[@blueplasma]

FIRST BITCHES

[@Tirryna]

I love how Dex legit get weirded/creeped out when unplanned, strange things happen... How is he gonna survive this next year and a half? I don't think even HE was completely preparded! LOL

[@fawkespryde9183]

Creature measurements for sharpness: Dull, blunt, sharp, pretty sharp and 'that's fucking sharp.'

[@Purpleswirl]

Dan the wheelchair thing was PERFECT! I was a bit creeped out and laughing at the same time

[@TheBigBanger100]

The office would be a sick place to be during a zombie apocalypse. Lifetime supply of slimjims and a whole lot of weapons to defend yourself with.

[@eren7024]

When Dex turned the corner when that old man was in the wheelchair, I don't know why but his face made me laugh so much.

[@UndeadCookieMonster]

I'm pretty sure they are full-on equipped with legitimately dangerous weapons capable of a supplying a team of people to become the equivalent of a tactical strike force. That's dank dawg

[@ViceroyStark]

Spencer is fuckin hilarious "2021 baby!" lol

[@jakemaddox4858]

cant wait for the E3 2015 road trip videos!!!!!!!!!!! have been waiting a year for it

[@sarcasticommentator]

"What is that face that your fucking making? Fuckin disgusting."-James Don't know why, but that made me laugh a fair amount!

[@thegamingpigeon3216]

OMG Bobby Burglar finally found the office!

[@japatiinus55]

Everyday in the Creatures hub is a wonderful christmas

[@audio_worm]

Damn dude, that knife Kevin got, thats fucking Rambo knife quality right there.

[@RoboCat2K]

Dex looked legit spooked at the end.

[@Tacolompa]

Kevin's knife in this was the most awesome one.

[@thouartzone9018]

I like how when Dex came out into the hall and saw the old man he looked so scared and confused xD

[@aaronx83]

I can see the moment when creature hub turns into weapons unboxings

[@isaelvaladez8300]

you guys are always awesome

[@IgBtac0]

Dex was actually freaked out by Dan in the mask. LOL

[@TheSunlight2]

Jordan and James' relationship is always so amusing :')

[@BlankBlanks]

Now I'm craving slim jims. THANKYOU JAMES

[@PWNSonTHEwii]

Dan the serrations on the top of the blade of the bayonet are to allow air so the bayonet does not form a seal and get stuck in the wound. it allows it to be pulled out with ease

[@BirdGangCA]

Spencer "you just kinda go" locks him in I laughed so fucking hard

[@DrankkSinatra]

I should watch these more often!

[@VReinnerL]

that old man danz segment is some top notch high quality horror right there

[@Allypat_]

When the zombie apocalypse goes down I'm rollin with them

[@QuintonKoster]

Tripped me out when they started saying Quinton haha

[@ImSoGipper]

I aint gonna lie James looks reeeeaaal good in that hat and the nike jacket

[@proudguardofwhiterun5770]

James is secretly an assassin, and the weapons are coming in disguise of fan mail from his suppliers. The parts of the letter he doesn't read is the target and bounty. I'm on to you, James.

[@mrpiff]

THE ACCURACY OF JAMES IS TOO REAL

[@FreshPwncakez]

"What old man?" -Diabolical serial killer Spencer

[@PSVfootball]

"Hey man! How you doing these days?" "Fuck you, I'm doing great" I can just imagine this line, with the casual thumbs up :P

[@masterelf12]

"Counter Strike GO Unboxing: James fucks up and sends Jordan to the hospital"

[@cakekiller1051]

Spencer is growing on me.i feel like he is finally becoming a creature

[@michaelolivas6674]

"What old man?"😂😂

[@lees.8470]

I just found your channel and I watched like 5 videos and I love you guys your awesome

[@kamranlakh]

That old man was making me laugh so much! haha they need to do that kind of stuff more often it always gives me a laugh!

[@King_Chimera]

Anyone who lives in the same city as The Creatures, should make the trip to their office *ASAP* in the event of a zombie apocalypse

[@shuffykun]

Every weapon hub ever: James: is it sharp? Someone: *puts finger on the blade* yeah it's sharp.

[@iheartamerica100]

I love the weapon hub. Pretty neat stuff. Fans are gettin creative :P

[@tomasz7394]

James is like a little kid getting pressents from his parents :P

[@VITOSCALETTA1911]

Weapon hub is the best hub :D

[@devilscope90]

Spencer looked so innocent at the end!

[@Samyole]

Slim-Jim rocket launch was awesome

[@6blackkeywings9]

Spencer's puttin the moves on James lol

[@sourtortuga3356]

Joe: "How cool would that be if we get an energy sword." Translation: "Pls gimme energy sword."

[@Jaru]

Man one of these days someone is going to get hurt at the Creature office with all these crazy sharp knives and swords lol at least they will be ready for a robber breaking in lol thats a bad move for that person

[@LoonyNaughty]

Anyone know what magazine that was? Or better yet, do you know an even better place I can get knives and stuff? I have a nice collection already but it's been years since I've added to it. If any of you have some recommendations of where I should look, I would really appreciate it. I'm looking for high quality pieces that can actually be used even though it's just for collection purposes.

[@Mills65]

Can anyone help? I am trying to figure out what Office Jordan is in when he does the Video Highlights Hub. The only office being used on the right side, at least thats how the layout seemed to me, of walls are Kevin, Dex, and Seamus.....What other office room could it have been? Unless I am nuts of course but just wanted to share my panic with everyone else

[@jjaayytteee]

the creature office sounds like the ideal place to live in during a zombie apocalypse due to their artillery

[@xHeroHueyx]

Just bought you guys a pistol crossbow, cant wait to see how you guys screw around with that thing!

[@adrianSolca]

OMG, that intro was nightmare fuel

[@zdog34whatnow]

James had some precision on that paper toss 10/10

[@joeman543]

10/10 IGN

[@JoeVGaming]

Kootra sitting in the office for 2 hours just preparing for a video nice!

[@11calljay]

I want those knives and swords so badly, they look so sick

[@xXJJAjaonlineXx]

I swear its christmas everyday in the office

[@brianstrong9425]

it's like Christmas everyday for them but like a deadly version xD

[@jakob7650]

One day their neighbors are going to walk by during a weapon hub and never fuck with them again.

[@jamesdro8122]

That's quite the product placement XD

[@St33lCrush3r]

Lol, Danz' signature middle finger.

[@Pliizee]

This was uploaded on my bday YAY

[@mallorydodd9926]

12:49 James pulled a Sourcefed! :3