The king casually pulling out a gun to lead up the pope is cursed but i love it
@thelovebat3 жыл бұрын
I think it's a reference to Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark, referencing one of the notable fight scenes in that movie.
@nosoreel55563 жыл бұрын
How is that cursed in any way
@kun2 жыл бұрын
@@Alsebra The King's entire thing is he's wise and resourceful. He can do everything from swinging flails, utilizing tech from guns to bombs as well as magic like when he shrunk the Rook. Gunpowder tech is not out of place in both medieval era nor medieval fantasy and it's certainly not useless as guns can penetrate heavy armor.
@ChuckNorrisIsNothing2 жыл бұрын
It*s good to be the king.
@floriangeyer86462 жыл бұрын
Parry this you filthy casual
@PlasmaFuzer2 жыл бұрын
I love the Monty Python shout out with the Knight v Knight battle. "TIS BUT A FLESHWOUND!"
@MorbiusTheMenace3 жыл бұрын
I watched the AVGN episode about the 3DO and now Battle Chess is in my recommendations. Thanks Susan
@nientiendo943 жыл бұрын
Same. I actually wanted to see the queen's animation so it's ok
@MasterKit0073 жыл бұрын
Wow talk about misfortune. Thanks Sacagawea.
@dukejay35943 жыл бұрын
you probably dont give a shit but if you are stoned like me atm you can stream all of the new movies and series on InstaFlixxer. Been watching with my gf lately =)
@torincody83783 жыл бұрын
@Duke Jay Definitely, I have been using InstaFlixxer for years myself :)
@thelovebat3 жыл бұрын
Timestamps of the different piece battles, for anyone looking for specific fights. --- **Pawns taking a piece:** 0:23 Pawn vs Pawn 0:51 Pawn vs Knight 1:08 Pawn vs Bishop 1:29 Pawn vs Rook 1:46 Pawn vs Queen 2:02 Pawn vs King 0:17 - 0:22 Your Pawn Music 0:45 - 0:50 Opponent Pawn Music --- **Knights taking a piece:** 2:32 Knight vs Pawn 2:55 Knight vs Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference) 3:21 Knight vs Bishop 3:37 Knight vs Rook 3:50 Knight vs Queen 4:09 Knight vs King 2:49 Your Knight Music 2:26 Opponent Knight Music --- **Bishops taking a piece:** 4:33 Bishop vs Pawn 4:57 Bishop vs Knight 5:12 Bishop vs Bishop 5:32 Bishop vs Rook 5:50 Bishop vs Queen 6:26 Bishop vs King 4:27 Your Bishop Music 4:50 Opponent Bishop Music --- **Rooks taking a piece:** 6:51 Rook vs Pawn 7:16 Rook vs Knight 7:42 Rook vs Bishop 8:09 Rook vs Rook 8:29 Rook vs Queen 8:51 Rook vs King 7:08 Your Rook Music 6:43 Opponent Rook Music --- **Queen taking a piece:** 9:38 . Queen vs Pawn 9:58 . Queen vs Knight 10:16 Queen vs Bishop 10:38 Queen vs Rook 10:53 Queen vs Queen 11:04 Queen vs King 9:18 - 9:23 Your Queen Music 9:51 - 9:56 Opponent Queen Music --- **King taking a piece:** 11:44 King vs Pawn 12:09 King vs Knight 12:39 King vs Bishop (Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark reference) 13:12 King vs Rook 13:37 King vs Queen 12:00 - 12:05 Your King Music 11:37 - 11:42 Opponent King Music --- One odd attention to detail by the developers, Knight vs King and Queen vs King feature the King with a heart tattoo in the same place.
@stringjazz29373 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@stringjazz29373 жыл бұрын
Spot on, Queen vs King when queen turns King into a Donkey it's the same tattoo featured in the knight vs king. I would've never noticed. Imo queen killing with magic powers is just cheap.
@cuinderblockdeer41022 жыл бұрын
Amazing ty
@MetricTrout2 жыл бұрын
My favorite detail is that the music when your pieces move are in a major key, while your opponent's music is similar but in a minor key.
@donjezza104 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one that cheers for the Pawn when he takes the crown?
@KororaPenguin9 ай бұрын
The Red Kingdom is now ruled by a vassal of the Blue King.
@ProfSir1 Жыл бұрын
This is the version I grew up loving.
@acethesly3 жыл бұрын
Pretty Awesome! The music is actually great. I remember how long it would take the pieces to move in position back on those old, slow computers. I played this version quite a bit when I was a tiny youngster, and this was really fun to see all these duels tonight, after a fun evening at Medieval Times. 🏰🛡⚔
@LoveKirbythecutepinkball7 ай бұрын
Pawn responds to opposing Queen:”I’ll show you a royal good time!”
@thevladman200023 күн бұрын
He truely did
@turtleboy11884 жыл бұрын
Why is the queen so hot
@ObiWanBillKenobi3 жыл бұрын
Because. 😏
@swifttech36023 жыл бұрын
@@ObiWanBillKenobi secks
@kristijanEX3 жыл бұрын
She thicc
@10_a_see2 жыл бұрын
Because the game was made pre-woke.
@Lord-Gazimus4 ай бұрын
@@10_a_see Good times 😊
@RA-el6zj4 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats the old-school version.
@Rook1013 жыл бұрын
Sorry to necro.. but this is a newer version. Check out the one from 1988.
@lowsiento95673 жыл бұрын
Remembering back in '95 , this was the only violent game in the house . . . Played it to death
@Xenoscoutknight3 жыл бұрын
2:57 Love the Monty python reference.
@Thaumazo833 жыл бұрын
"All right, we call it a draw"
@Harrison.DuRant Жыл бұрын
Dude, it totally is an MP reference! Tis but a flesh wound!
@seronymus7 ай бұрын
@kdreibelohhhh I get it, that's funny, also impressed the bishop has a giant cross
@KelanRooks Жыл бұрын
I always love to hear the bishops laughter and the Knight laughing at the naked king.
@trcsonic3 жыл бұрын
The queen is something else, isn't?
@kawaii_pankat44613 жыл бұрын
She’s a sixth lord
@LITTLE1994 Жыл бұрын
It is most powerful piece for a reason
@lirachonyr Жыл бұрын
chess battle advanced
@Moo_UwU Жыл бұрын
CHESS BATTLE ADVA- ENHANCED
@evanward50453 жыл бұрын
Did that pawn just spear the knight in the nuts?! Brutal
@TheNewTerrific203 жыл бұрын
Dude. Never spear a knight in the balls. Super un-kewl.
@marcoantoniosanchezperez8513 жыл бұрын
@@TheNewTerrific20 i get the reference
@whattheHELLman9 Жыл бұрын
It was good lol
@daedelous70942 жыл бұрын
Some of these animations were changed from the original version on computers like the Amiga. For example 1. The Bishop taking the queen was originally attacking her with his pole-arm with her desperately trying to catch the blade between her palms, only for him to eventually put it through (yes through) her chest. 2. Pawn taking queen originally had her trying to run only for the Pawn to lob a dagger at her back. 3. Rook taking pawn originally had him getting crushed into a little ball 4. Knight taking King originally had the king giving the full monty to the camera once he was de-robed, probably because the more pixely nature of the sprites made it easier to get away with. 5. Pawn taking Pawn originally had one of the pawns stabbing the other's foot before hitting him in bottom of the skull killing him. 6. Pawn taking Knight had the pawn kicking the knight in the nuts right off the bat with the Knight having a moment to groan in pain at the camera before falling down.
@YoylecakeTurtle2 жыл бұрын
You forgot about the original Pawn vs. Knight and Bishop vs. Knight battle. The one in the original version just has the Pawn down when his pike or spear was broken in half by the knight, but in this one has the knight kicked the pawn in the face, onto the ground right off the bat after the pawn's weapon was rendered useless by the Knight just cutting it in half after some failed attempts. During the battle, the plume of the pawn was also cut off from his helmet by the knight. In the original Bishop vs. Knight animation, the knight after the Bishop stabbed him in the abdomen was groaning in pain before ultimatey collapsing onto the ground. In this one, the Bishop vs. Knight animation involved the Bishop stabbing the Knight in the stomach with his polearm, and the Knight instantly collapsed after he was stabbed in the abdomen by the Bishop. Personally, I find the Pawn vs. Knight animation the most hilarious out of all Pawn battles because the pawn has the balls to literally play the knight very dirty by just stabbing the knight's balls with a fucking spear or pike. That gave the knight a moment to look at the camera and groan in pain, then die and fall down.
@opo36282 жыл бұрын
I also seem to recall King taking Queen (😏) was more violent -- he hits her again after knocking her down and outright kills her.
@whattheHELLman9 Жыл бұрын
@@YoylecakeTurtle Definitely. The nutshot is the best one lol
@Scoelho83 Жыл бұрын
wasn´t that battle chess? because this is Battle Chess: Enhanced CD-ROM have different graphics and some new animations
@bluesdealer Жыл бұрын
@@opo3628 yeah she gets off quite easily in this one
@Gigan0073 жыл бұрын
12:58 king: You know the rules and so do I, SAY GOODBYE.
@mortvia4 жыл бұрын
Hey thanks was looking for this!
@albertsautter40774 жыл бұрын
No problem
@randomname12513 жыл бұрын
@@albertsautter4077 yeah, me too. This game taught me how to play chess. Seeing this took me down nostalgia lane
@Krushak88882 жыл бұрын
Dat queen butt, i remember playinf this game when I was like 6 when it came out
@Einzeilhandery2 жыл бұрын
i like when the knight fighting the rook, and couldnt damage it, then turn and look at the player like "not fair"
@ilovemybeard33942 жыл бұрын
The Queen has no shame…she kills somebody she still strutting her stuff 😂
@whicked_stone75663 жыл бұрын
The bishop disposing the knight is probably my favorite. The bishop in general I think. The death of the queen due to the poisoness flower from the bishop is also hysterical.
@Shadoboy4 жыл бұрын
Who is thiccer? The queen? Or the rook?
@reptilrrudy23895 ай бұрын
The queen
@rcslyman8929Ай бұрын
The rook... after swallowing the queen.
@Dowell3185 ай бұрын
The queen's heels would click when she would walk though.
@albertsautter40775 ай бұрын
For whatever reason, I couldn’t get the sound effects to work for the walking animations
@vchjnnpicc3 жыл бұрын
The king be like: Wait what a wrench
@tombstoneharrystudios5842 жыл бұрын
I remember learning to play Chess with the help of the game! Sure, the novelty of the animations would wear off after a while...but I'm impressed at how well they've held up, and how imaginative they are Only one thing I noticed, and I was running the video at x2...is how slow the animations are! On the school computer I can't really remember ever getting more than a few moves out before recess ended 😢
@brandonm4471 Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!!!!!
@antondelacruz93623 жыл бұрын
Oh my childhood. Back when computers were tools and game box art didnt reflect game content whatsoever.
@peterkrug41243 жыл бұрын
The rook killing the queen is my personal favorite.
@alexanderbarilleaux62683 жыл бұрын
Probably because she was literally eaten whole
@aaron93533 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderbarilleaux6268 from queen to nothing but food
@alexanderbarilleaux62683 жыл бұрын
@@aaron9353 Pretty much
@dorourke1052 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderbarilleaux6268 COOKIE! ahm nom nom nom nom nom *burp*
@vanchungten606410 ай бұрын
Me too. It is reason I like this game. If play Rook I can eat beautiful lady literally
@ratix982 жыл бұрын
This is amazing i only had the original release of ea's battle chess and battle chess 4000 from interplay. I had forgotten how incredibly well animated these are. Even the original bc game had great animation. The pc speaker screams are what made the game
@jackmorgan17103 жыл бұрын
7:27: He punched him so hard he turned the guy into a chibi!
@BrutalCowboy2 жыл бұрын
I love how the knight killing knight is a reference to, monty Python and the Holy Grail the black knight scene
@lidabermudo602 Жыл бұрын
Look this Rook, Bishop his head is squashed! 😂 8:02
@jacksonchan6822 Жыл бұрын
I used to play this with my dad past 10pm on a school day hehe
The Knight vs Knight thing just reminds me of the joke of the knight in some movie loosing all his limbs and then ending with “alright, we’ll call it a draw.” XD I don’t know specifically when this game and that reference came out, but if they both were made around the same years, then that joke would be perfect.
@Magicwillnz Жыл бұрын
The movie was Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The game is from late 80s or early 90s, Monty Python had been out for 10 or so years.
@thestrangecaseofharryhinde94733 жыл бұрын
Queen do be kinda thicc though 🤤
@lifepresent31839 ай бұрын
Thank you for this one! Makes chess fun, not just for geeks.
This game got me into chess!! I remember playing this woth my neighbor and cracking up at the fatalities!!
@MollyHowieson8 ай бұрын
This just unlocked a bunch of memories for me.
@Potato_11038 Жыл бұрын
3:10 Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail.
@johndifool29853 жыл бұрын
7:40 [Rook vs. Bishop] "Puny Priest..."
@Kawaiililstuffshop Жыл бұрын
I love how they use the Month Python for the knights death!!
@lilwyvern4Ай бұрын
They knew EXACTLY what they were doing with the queen and boy am I hear for it.
@Lord-Gazimus4 ай бұрын
I remember the DOS floppy disc version on Amiga.
@LegitMan3353 жыл бұрын
Now this is fun to watch , all the chess pieces duking it out. I want this game !
@-.DIO.- Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, the Queen is cheeked tf up
@wownwowo2 жыл бұрын
7:27 11:08 4:15
@zillsburyy14 жыл бұрын
i didnt know there was a newer version
@albertsautter40774 жыл бұрын
This version came out way back in 1991. I’d love an HD rerelease with optional, new attack animations.
@towkirshuvo974 жыл бұрын
@@albertsautter4077 Yeah I want that too. In fact I want it to be a big budget AAA game and massively multiplayer.
@somedudethatwatches78343 жыл бұрын
There's actually one that is newer than this called Battle Chess: Game of Kings. Came out in 2015.
@wadedevinney9681 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad this exists
@lidabermudo602 Жыл бұрын
Knight squashed by Rook meme 7:28
@ZRtheHedgehog773 жыл бұрын
9:19 if there is anything I can't stand is no time stamp to a part of a video you want to see
@ToyLatrine3 жыл бұрын
Ya fuck this guy for spending hours putting this together for us to enjoy 🤓
@ledbullet1002 жыл бұрын
0:58 the one place the armor didnt protect
@whattheHELLman9 Жыл бұрын
Got him good! Right in the balls.
@Order-Sol Жыл бұрын
Which animation cutscences are better in different versions of "Battle Chess", this or the 3D version?
@alanjenkins22033 жыл бұрын
Must've taken weeks to finish one game.
@lidabermudo6024 жыл бұрын
Knight vs King 4:10
@bergenehrlich8309 Жыл бұрын
The king just pushing over the queen and then she evaporates lol
@woomicky2 жыл бұрын
who else just wanted to see the queen
@Auron127862 жыл бұрын
The king’s kills were hilarious
@Sammysapphira3 жыл бұрын
Was a really big fan of the queen until she turned to face the camera
@Jennihazama3 жыл бұрын
I recommend watching this video at 1.5x speed
@Lordgenome763 жыл бұрын
I did and it still felt slow.
@nisbahmumtaz9093 жыл бұрын
Did they really have to make the Queen so thicc tho
@HakimIshak29 күн бұрын
1:20 What makes the hole appear?
@darconious5247 ай бұрын
The elementary school memories lol
@t.jmaddog21882 жыл бұрын
Knight vs Knight just the days of Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
@NickelGillard-qj2ee25 күн бұрын
The Queen looking mighty fine lmao
@Moischdor6 ай бұрын
Das ist noch die entschärfte Version. Die Version die ich für meinen Amiga500 habe ist des so, wenn der Bauer die Dame schlägt, dann nimmt der Bauer die Dame von hinten. tschacka lacka
@lidabermudo6024 жыл бұрын
Rook Laugh 8:22
@bobbackward6461Ай бұрын
Too bad there was never any unused king vs king animation to find.
@CyberDragon10K10 ай бұрын
I'm immensely disappointed that Rook taking Rook ignored an obvious Rock'em Sock'em Robots reference.
@lidabermudo6024 жыл бұрын
Knight Laugh 4:19
@LoveKirbythecutepinkball7 ай бұрын
Knight laughs at the opposing king when he took his clothes off
@mortiephan-gamesfilmstvssp83043 жыл бұрын
Battle Chess was the great granddaddy of Heroes of Might and Magic series.
@alexsuavecitosuavecito35512 жыл бұрын
With x2 speed battles look more interesting
@Aupsic-hh5sy3 жыл бұрын
These animations takes ages... how is that anyone manages to ever finish a game? lol
@randomname12513 жыл бұрын
This game taught me how to play chess many years ago. There was an option to turn the fights off, and after watching them the first couple of times, I think that’s what most people did to actually get through a game.
@oterro82252 ай бұрын
Grandpa, wake up. Chess 2 just dropped... Grandpa? 😢
@demetrismalakouna67054 жыл бұрын
I'm the only one who feels like a dinosaur? 😂😂😂😂🙄😭
@giuseppedaddio91764 жыл бұрын
No. I do, too
@warrenarchiebrion395 ай бұрын
4:11 Pls watch this. It's funny.
@arnoldjones1945 Жыл бұрын
Chess Battle Enhanced
@TheEmeraldMenOfficial Жыл бұрын
This is the same fricking company that gave us Fallout. And… is that an MT-32?
@MalcolmTurnerKing3 жыл бұрын
Indiana Jones/Harrison Ford reference, even used a pistol with scope on it, Solo style.
@justinbustin6772 жыл бұрын
I play this on my macintosh or ibm when i was a tween
@ivanvalencia57853 жыл бұрын
13:57 Draw by insufficient mating material
@flargarbason17403 жыл бұрын
2:56 amazing Monty Python reference
@adzizi2 жыл бұрын
I still remember the hidden tracks of Battle Chess has sex sounds between the king and the queen!
@sauercrowder2 жыл бұрын
Do yourself a favor and watch at 1.5x speed
@towkirshuvo974 жыл бұрын
Can you do all animations of the original game pls
@ppedreirosantos60466 ай бұрын
Que saudades desse jogo I miss that game
@Tor-Erik3 жыл бұрын
Haha! I remember this chess game when I was a little, but never knew what the name of this game was. While the animations are slow, I gotta say they are hilarious.
@DJ_Cub2 жыл бұрын
The queen 👸🏻 got too much cake
@jonhollandjazz4 жыл бұрын
13:39 Are they kissing?
@aerial113 жыл бұрын
The red queen tried to seduce the blue king before pulling a knife on him, to which the king said the old timey equivalent of "BEGONE THOT", but when he was about to finish her he realized he would be cancelled on twitter forevermore if he went through with the act and thus spared his assailant. Dunno why the queen would pull a knife on the guy if she was a proven master of the dark arts, but I'm no historian, I'll leave it to them to make out conclusions about what happened.
@songjiaoli99053 жыл бұрын
I love battle chess
@zjones98763 жыл бұрын
instant nostalgia
@Sodaholic65022 жыл бұрын
Same here. Loved this game as a kid, in retrospect I'm kinda shocked my mom let me play it so young given how violent some of the deaths are.