Battle of the Scampi Frys.

[@andrewswallow8125]

1 inch by 0.5 inch! That’s a massive over estimate. No wonder ladies say men overestimate length if you say the Scampi Fry is an inch long!! Keep up the videos, live your honesty about a multitude of things! Government isn’t my friend either!

[@Loisgriffin111]

Right Folks

[@Captainperfection]

You must live for been the first to comment on videos

[@MegGriffin.0]

🦐

[@Captainperfection]

@MegGriffin.0 thats a prawn well done, you have won a blue peter badge

[@Loisgriffin111]

@@Captainperfection sorry sowter kid go and play with your mom

[@Loisgriffin111]

@@Captainperfection hes won a night with your Mom

[@fanyt1894]

Oi Dave, you doing the radio times review this year?

[@MegGriffin.0]

🦐Riiiight folks🦐

[@paulshirley6383]

Battle of the Scampi Frys. Blue Van Man lovey louis shireley

[@TardisMarch]

I always thought that the Smiths scampi fries looked like little pillows 😂

[@ZimZimmer2010]

I bought the Smith's scampi fries from Home Bargains and was quite disappointed by them compared to how much I used to like them. I need to find some scampi and lemon NikNaks!

[@G3n3r4t0r1111]

they dont taste same either nik nak scampi and lemon they very bland now :(

[@I.D-This]

Has anyone seen or remember the banned scampi fries advert🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EASTEASTEASTLONDON]

Bacon bits 😂😂😂

[@fishwarrant6355]

YES YOUR ARE RIGHT ABOUT PRIMEMARK LEGGINGS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉😂😂😂😅😊

[@SonicStealth]

I remember the last time you mentioned Primark leggings, that was a much more lively video 🤣🤣 i still laugh to that to this day you nutter 🤣 hope you and the family are well, have a great xmas 👍

[@BlueVanMan]

Cheers, all good here. Merry Christmas

[@R4X90]

Do you remember cheese moments by the same brand? What happened to then

[@pepperpot542]

Scampi &lemon Nik-naks used to be awsome not seen them for years though 😢

[@BlueVanMan]

They are about. I still eat them

[@BigKingBacon]

Greg Wallace in 2025 😂...sorry dave ❤

[@jasonire]

Scampi Fries - the taste of the gods. Low cal too if you are into that sort of thing

[@davidmitchell4041]

Low calorie?????

[@chorltonsscrapbook1440]

Now review Nik Naks scampi and lemon!

[@KimiMD]

Absolutely love Nik Naks!

[@shanehall98]

I tired your suggestion for Scampi Fries. I made a sandwich out of them and it was bloody lovely!.

[@BigJohn8736]

Whats the suggestion? Scampi fries are the wordls best snack... even if you send me the link i need to know haha!!

[@shanehall98]

@BigJohn8736 Dave made a suggestion to put Scampi Fries on bread with butter and salad cream. Hope that helps.

[@Jack_Va]

my goat

[@thedeeprot]

[@GiBiBear]

Right folks today I'll be comparing races, as I'm blue van man, the top racist

[@DimasFajar-ns4vb]

zamzam water sir

[@Topcat634]

The scampi fries one does taste better.

[@smithyc2051]

Primark leggings 😂😂😂

[@charliemcgovern3092]

Start doing voice acting dave, you should narrate the next season of Clarkson's Farm

[@BlueVanMan]

Not sure I could do it without swearing.

[@alpeshP001]

Dave NO!!! You silly man you need to talk more sense then try the Nik Naks scampi and lemon corn snacks,that the ones to have😋you mature🤔😂😂

[@WHuds01]

All sounds a bit fishy to me

[@Plasterman2025]

Bit fishy this , I had to rewind the jokes 😬.

[@Egg-nigma]

Blubber van man should be doing "battle of the belly" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 buys his daughter some snacks and eats them himself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChimpingBulldog]

Scampi fries are the closest you'll get to anyone's daughter

[@Captainperfection]

​@@ChimpingBulldogi hate this guy and so does Dave, i dont know why he doesnt block him

[@grizzlybadger2510]

@@Captainperfectionoh are you Dave’s boyfriend do you two discuss who you like and don’t like while being in bed together?

[@Captainperfection]

@grizzlybadger2510 no im your sisters boyfriend, sad trolls like egg nigma need fking educating

[@grizzlybadger2510]

⁠​⁠@@Captainperfection you must be an extremely strange individual if you would class someone who died 4 years ago to a Brain hemorrhage as your girlfriend mate! I think this looks like you desperately need an education not someone else you silly silly person

[@Roger-ff3cu]

Well done less swearing, good man ❤😊

[@Captainperfection]

A very left wing comment, if you dont like swearing this aint the channel for you

[@majesticmythology]

Pretty sure the left swear more than anyone else 😂

[@GiBiBear]

​@@Captainperfectioncalm down racist