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[@Fitz]

Leave a like on the video if you enjoyed, I think this is one of my funniest yet

[@kahncena22]

love ya

[@sleepy3362]

I have never quit reddit so fast

[@billfold316]

Fitz what the next video?

[@itsjustcosmo5650]

Fitz love your videos keep it up

[@pimpdobby2675]

im hyped already

[@TheCampers666]

I want Fetus Deletus printed on a T-Shirt

[@Fitz]

I don't think my mother would approve

[@feelinthepsi]

Neither would mine, but honestly it'd be worth it.

[@TheCampers666]

Alexandria Lagoo it'll be okay

[@hworpieter1016]

Fitz lol

[@bigwhite8049]

PLEASE

[@ChaBoyyHD]

That bike kill was the best ever m8

[@rzking752]

cha make funny videos with fitz plss :3

[@jacktheluckyguy7248]

HI ChaBoyy :D

[@mukuljadhav4763]

i love you chaa

[@0010SPARROW]

wrong channell!!

[@Deathwing21]

cha wtf u doin here

[@JestersTemptation]

Hagrid - I'm sorry Harry you have erectile dysfunction Harry potter - *twizzels wand* ERECTUS CORRECTUS

[@aricohen5960]

E R E C T U S C O R R E C T U S!!!

[@jesseperrella4022]

That's fucking gold 😂

[@macdt95]

Why does this not have more likesz

[@zssky]

REMM!!!!

[@rebekahknapp2991]

Larkham was hilarious oh my god, he was so chill.

[@Preditle]

7:43 fetus deletus

[@kaj6385]

Preditle that had me dying

[@dupsyyy]

Preditle I came back to see the fetus deletus Since I cant get it out of my head Why not fill it completely with fetus deletus

[@heybitsme]

Gaming Droid exactly what in doing rn

[@willdold2170]

That was so funny

[@windexcleaner7549]

Preditle hippity bee...I don't have a medical degree

[@RealDopaa]

7:49 The most satisfying laugh in the world

[@50shekels]

Damn, I thought the same thing. Why is that so true

[@kingkj664]

It's the kind of laugh you think with a white dad with a cup of coffee and thicccc glasses laughing at his son failing at football ( I'm white too don't try to pull the racists card :p )

[@siki3620]

John has the perfect voice to be a voice actor holy shit...

[@bluemeanie7425]

I love this fanbase

[@arcu965]

I swear John at 3:05 sounds kind of like Avalon from LittleBigPlanet2 xD

[@humncd-]

Siki he has the perfect voice for the radio and so does swagger

[@mick8982]

Siki that is his david Attenborough impression

[@diegorossi8322]

"Music was the overwhelming currency during the band ages" I can't breathe 😂😂😂

[@StewTheSquirrel]

Sir David Attenborough impression

[@neerjatripathi2889]

*"Fetus Deletus"* died

[@FireballFlareblitz734]

SlickSlayer so did the fetus.

[@uncanny6051]

'Featus Deletus DELETE YOUR FACE'

[@unoriginalityismyspecialty5166]

It's my new ringtone as of 4/18/19 "Fetus Deletus!"

[@thomasnolastname8734]

IT TRANSLATES TO DELETED OFFSPRING WHAT THE SHIT

[@TheMindDroid]

The fetus deletus had me dying lol

[@darksliderwrx6116]

TheMindDroid sammmee fetus deleteus

[@ghostgunner-7742]

FETUS DELETUS hippity b I have no medical degree.

[@mimicdragon3001]

Ive been laughing fr the past 5 min

[@goodscoups]

Fetus Deletus, Hippity B, I don't have a medial degree!

[@georgeboehmler7211]

Lol just saw an OW fetus deletus username, forgot where I recognized it from, first recommendation on KZbin, love revisiting older fitz vids

[@Huniebun_]

Toby should be a voice actor. Her voice is absolutely amazing Edit: Didn’t mean to misgender Toby! I was pretty new to the misfits when I commented this. Super proud of Toby and her courage to come out❤️

[@marcarthurclarete9126]

He took hormonal pills, his voice probably changed compared to his 2018 form.

[@urmumgay2314]

The White Wolf she* :D Toby growing tiddies

[@scalychannel5897]

CinnamonPup -.- no you got it right the first time with he

[@urmumgay2314]

Rory Douglas no they didn’t? Tobi is on oestrogen and would like us to use she her pronouns.. I get you don’t agree with it but you can still respect her pronouns 🤷‍♂️

[@Huniebun_]

Rory Douglas I didn’t but ok

[@SwagginDragon]

Holy fuck fetus deletus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@louisetamm121]

Swaggin Dragon right as I went to like this I heard it

[@MyKeyOFCL]

XD theres a harry potter themed event happening at my school, imma say that just cause xD

[@revival93]

The same exact reaction I had when I heard that XD

[@panther724]

I hope this video *fitz* your schedule

[@theweakbeast7833]

lmao

[@zed4328]

Lmao

[@mack-attack-420]

lmao

[@-666-]

Lmao

[@cortex8185]

lmao

[@buffbabybandit]

Four years later rewatching the classics… never gets old.

[@aritomasviarsson7142]

9:29 the most depressing time of the video

[@stuffybesh5653]

Lemon Juice lol the music is even worse tho

[@ramengandalf7064]

No 10:26

[@ravethefox]

7:42 should be made into a horror film about harrybcoming up to pregnant women in the hospital and saying Foetus Deleteus in a horror movie voice tone and having a dramatical scream and a new day has started

[@benayasukamto9221]

4:53 that laugh sound like joker

[@Zach-yg4tv]

The most powerful spell in the history of Harry Potter...FETUS DELETUS!

[@windexcleaner7549]

MerryMars even more powerful than avada kadavra

[@nassahrakim8136]

Probably the funniest phrase I've ever heard lol😂😂😂

[@delcastilloian]

*We need more private Larkham and general John on the radio*

[@iirryy4937]

Ian Del Castillo for real more

[@herbalheroine1184]

So weird to see this is 4 years old, I remember watching this on my old account the day it came out 😭💀

[@AshleyFreind002]

When your friends are having the time of their lives, and you come in uninvited 4:15

[@silverdude1614]

AnishCorp XD

[@kenziegirl0327]

That moment when you realise ElCreamy is Jay and Jay is Ainsley.

[@pengwythepenguin]

Thank god im not the only one that just found out

[@thegreat_1king362]

I could have lived a happy life not knowing that

[@lewisaguilar7413]

Dead Gaming yeah i had a hunch but that was all

[@kinokak6999]

I found that out ages ago XD

[@c0pyca113]

*Music was the overwhelming currency, throughout the band-ages*

[@deathcharge5468]

I was fucking dieing though out that

[@Yikes_s]

*Fitz is god.*

[@Mctiger99]

Anghad Sin fitz is lava

[@emirkugic]

Fitz is my city

[@Nana-jf4dv]

Fitz me Daddy

[@destro4845]

8:56 Played it over 20 times , Priceless !

[@KP-kd4kp]

Des Tro what a disappointment this comment is. Just like you.... 😉

[@deathhy7590]

Korran Pearce The fact that you commented on a 6 month old comment just type that pathetic piece of shit you call an insult is pathetic.

[@CryptoGamingStudios]

well said

[@sparklingboba1748]

Deathstreak 04 vewy nice

[@tweakfinals173]

Des Tro Fetus Deletus

[@thebassboostedchannel1251]

I wish Larkham became a character in the misfits universe

[@TheYouran11]

Fitz has to be the Funniest channel there is. Tears from laughter xD

[@Taymanator0051]

Back in the Band Ages life was so much more melodious. :P

[@tehsweaterbruhs4923]

5:22 *Alabama bois when their sister isn't home*

[@scottishmotherdamner8680]

*Jazz music stops* *Sweet Home Alabama plays softly in the background.*

[@jingoq8834]

Lot of snicker=hapy bordie Non snicker=angery bordie

[@afiaakterkhanam5685]

Fuck Bordie.She sucks and swallow as well

[@eternal1780]

Tfw this comment has 7 likes XD

[@diggitydoges6045]

Eternal you're wrong it's 8 now

[@eternal1780]

XD

[@mostakhan2988]

am in love with ainsley

[@StevieDoesYT]

MOSTA KHAN sup dude, I make funny CSGO and Rust videos kinda like these. If you can go check them out and tell me what you think, that would be great! If you like them, sub and spread the word!

[@Bobbrandon1337]

Tom • God I love those guys

[@Bruhmomento27]

Stevie & Smitty Fuck off

[@mrncode7957]

What even is Ainsley, amirite?

[@spiocy177]

MOSTA KHAN does he have a channel

[@charlwba5962]

6:20 what's that movie reference again i forgot XD

[@bashaaksema94]

Chazza G 123 the music is fron csi but?....

[@MeatShaman]

Chazza G 123 isnt it Holes?

[@bloom1723]

PREMIUM RUSH

[@HarrySummers222]

Chazza G 123 deadpool

[@braddad5878]

@artic-_- alex dude we have the same pic

[@ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh]

I like how the speech at 6:21 is the same in his other video CS:GO is fun

[@braden1970]

It's a meme not a speech

[@futurethis57]

Death By A Birdy where is it from

[@braden1970]

No idea, its like people would post a picture thats kinda blurry of someone in a hot tub surrounded by like 15 girls and that meme would play, or like 15 dudes and that would play.

[@wolfhunt6402]

Carbon_- Kush what was the song of it? :3

[@lanthan7487]

Wolf Hunt here just bc I want to know the song

[@kabibi8010]

5:00 Fitz sounds like penny wise. His laugh

[@praka4ever]

DON'T GO BREAKING MY CAR

[@kaylacullen9306]

Praka4Ever i wouldnt if i tired

[@Ryan-ci6il]

"Kugo youre married!" Not anymore lmao

[@ezra8440]

3:00 Is that... nah it couldn't be... the ROBLOX death sound?

[@aspielm759]

xD

[@ezthefez3512]

Ezra my name is Ezra as well

[@ParkerHackett]

Play with larkham again please

[@michaelgourvitch5323]

Parker Hackett m8 he was chill as fuck

[@rafaelabella4933]

Parker Hackett Was gonna comment this, thx tho. And yes I agree they should

[@Mixstyling]

JAG VILL SKRIVA PÅÅ DIG ÅÅÅHH

[@maddyperson1498]

He has a KZbin channel actually

[@urlocalasian4963]

Madison Putnam what is it

[@AnInsaneOstrich]

I was half expecting for john to go "Oh dear, we are in trouble" at 1:47

[@thebiggoop]

It never fails to amaze me how many voices John is able to do

[@dsimoncic]

I've never closed pornhub this fast in my entire life.

[@ryykr1251]

Dawsan I've never closed it in my entire life sooo...

[@traipeks]

wow so original

[@jazzmeme4205]

The last time I closed pornhub out this fast my mom was coming down the hall

[@cookieman8057]

I would like the comment but no body has to go through a pain like that

[@thezeniOfficial]

i've never saw this comment anywhere on youtube

[@RPTIDE]

It’s been 3 years since i first started watching this channel and this is one of the first vids I saw. God I love Larkam

[@darethful8660]

4:45 Excuse me does anyone have marijuana, any strain will do- *army ad*

[@jaden353]

7:42 😂

[@katastrofi7594]

Jaden Forsberg *FETUS DELETUS!*

[@cathalbell8154]

Tomboy Wolfy *ABORTION COMPLETUS*

[@animeoverlord3265]

I thought your name was Jaden Foreskin

[@xirextorcious]

I'm so glad that there's still content like this that exists. To be honest I'm kind of burned out on very safe KZbin videos. Sensitive folks can opt to not see this content. Just like in real life your not forced to do certain things if you do not want to or approve.

[@dorathedestroyer2508]

Larkhams voice was adorable 😂

[@jelley267]

no snickers no happy

[@MercenaryPlaysGames]

7:13 Had me dead xD

[@doughboy6479]

am I the only one that waits desperately for a fitz vid

[@minsongyoo7268]

nope cuz muselk always plays Overwatch

[@e-dubblesthenameandmemesar7346]

rGamz i do too

[@TheTruthArsonist]

yep, you re one shitty nolifer.

[@A_Problem317]

7:27 sounds like tfs king Kai

[@bajasummit6209]

It’s the music for the Bourne identity car chase

[@kingvii9896]

Its more like the southpark rob schneider parody

[@sdguy1143]

It's Paul oaken ford or something ready steady go

[@Commonwealth_Of_Pennsylvania]

Yes it does

[@sunheartspeedpaints1141]

It does

[@RandomGerman8008]

5:17 - 5:20 "Jesus is my saviour! Hallelujah!" * immediately dies right after that comment in a huge magnificent explosion of hellfire* Umm yeah... I think it's probably time you went and switched sides now.

[@jesuschrist9547]

No it isn’t

[@adudeontheinternet8246]

@@jesuschrist9547 what have you done for him lately

[@smokedaddy3d_]

Died for his sins

[@AlexMINILADD]

@@smokedaddy3d_ Enjoy it

[@edgarperezjr7274]

@@jesuschrist9547 give me a reason to not join the dark side jeebus

[@hewalmeval8922]

7:40 fetus deletus😂😂😂😂

[@Vannii1226]

7:42 Makes Me Cry of Laughing

[@hammahdolo4502]

I watch these and miss the times of the good old days. All I do is cry and weep hoping in the future when my time comes I can revisit

[@keanaireland3153]

*"aww what happened to upsie daisy?"*

[@hansolo6779]

8:13 i was eating cereal and then when i heard that it all just flew out 😂

[@jacksonhellman8047]

2:29 HHHHYYYYEEEEEEEETTTT

[@robversace6110]

watching this at 4:20 in the morning its lit

[@thebossnf1509]

I clicked it

[@furrows6661]

UPSYDAISY

[@xchasexgamerx2865]

UPSYDAISY

[@lucasturner9509]

Four and a half years later, this video still has me laughing like crazy! Aged like wine

[@kaminaridenki9021]

7:43 FeTuS DelEtUS 7:55 Fetus deletus Hippity b *i don’t have a medical degree*

[@tedbludrek]

Fitz, dont worry dad , i just watched 2 ads without skipping it , u can eat now

[@furrane]

7:08 The best 44s of youtube entertainment so far.

[@lonelygamer5916]

E N G L A N D IS M Y C I T Y

[@pianonotes-6322]

E N G L A N D I S M Y C O U N T R Y

[@Do1an]

7:22 Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go (from the movie Collateral) Nice taste Fitzy boy.

[@Evo187]

or Juiced 1

[@jaderabbit2420]

I kid you not at 3:24 - ish I started tearing up from laughing too much. Ahh I haven’t laughed so hard in so long. That was until I found a playlist of your vids. (Thanks fitz)

[@Charlie-gx2bb]

usually i go to these videos when it’s late and i need a laugh but, now it all feels different

[@user-cu3jk6qx5w]

Ahhh this videos are too short man. I can't watch all of your videos twice, every single month :) Btw i love your content and keep it up :)

[@Mr_JoFace]

Anyone else notice that smooth transition from the name Jay to Ghost rider with the smoke at 1:15

[@JustJackOnYoutube]

El creamy is ainsley aint he?

[@JustJackOnYoutube]

Big Boy then who is?

[@crimsonlunacy_]

He actually is. Just listen to his voice.

[@mank4692]

El creamy is ainsley and both is mccreamy

[@sporttalk1405]

KMSaiko they are all just voices from jay (mccreamy)

[@jacobshepard654]

In the words of Ainsley "he does not see me! I am the sneaky man." Ainsley is creamy because Ainsley isn't in the vid where it shows your squad so it's creamy

[@Rackhage]

John is amazing at voices 😂

[@arsalanhashmi2911]

Go see the latest CSGO vid. Swagger will kill you

[@Hulamania30]

8:46 is my favorite fitz clip. It’s super underrated

[@bellywise9050]

2:41

[@tomatotodd1037]

cant wait until fitz plays minecraft offensive

[@mattiaswibom4788]

All-in-all, between 7:00 - 8:00 might be the best minute on KZbin pound for pound. Hilarious stuff.

[@harrylamont6007]

We almost got 'can you ramp it?' Season 2 at 2:05 Oh, wait, 5:22, nvm. And 6:17

[@prowlerborn7170]

I still wan't Fetus Deletus on a T-Shirt...

[@everydayuse6329]

The voices that you guys can make! omg I love them

[@BruceBroski]

4:45 😂😂

[@j.r2382]

Sick picture

[@dhananjay764]

Ainsley is the funniest

[@tekalimusic9363]

Dhananjay Gangwar he slayed the whole video in just 30 seconds lol

[@giovannigallardo6675]

Where'd he go tho?

[@isaaccrump3673]

He uses a voice mod sometimes but yeah he does have great voices

[@bowsersbigbeanburrito]

3:57 ashes ashes we all get downed

[@Yahya._]

tbh i came for the outtro song xD, idk but it does chill me down

[@rice6022]

ヤヒヤ it makes me sad

[@user-xj5rb3gh7w]

808hawaii Like u dont want the video to end lol

[@user-xj5rb3gh7w]

808hawaii felt the same

[@echoesofsilence7823]

7:42 - Thank me later

[@MoomoIII]

no

[@Jacob-zm1cu]

SNEZ I

[@Ashen_Hiro]

Took me to an ad, thanks dad

[@darksliderwrx6116]

SNEZ fetus deleteus

[@sabiano6540]

FETUS DELETUS!

[@joshuaarmstead1863]

3:05 has me physically weak😂😂😂🤟🏾😂😂

[@explodingwaffle6041]

MORE LARKAM xD

[@Cirroyt]

The VID was removed

[@aandrew626]

upsiDAISY

[@hansdoberschmerts1524]

If Girls Played PlayersUnknown's Battlegrounds?

[@StevieDoesYT]

Mr.GoogleSearch sup dude, I make funny CSGO and Rust videos kinda like these. If you can go check them out and tell me what you think, that would be great! If you like them, sub and spread the word!

[@SeeThatGamerNL2015]

Stevie & Smitty gtfo

[@zigaskakauskas]

Mr.GoogleSearch then the us would be shitty

[@Zelltarian]

When girls play Battlegrounds... question maaaaaaaaaaaaark?

[@gio1135]

7:13 I had to pause and laugh my head off for a while from John. Goodness

[@adalbertobenavides8614]

3,762 comments and not one mentions the song at 9:00!!!!

[@tenor5867]

Fitz's reetus feetus has been deletus

[@shadowcelltheory-band-4925]

"Music was the overwhelming currency throughout the band ages" ....and it was at that point that I provided an epic spit take and burst into uncontrollable laughter lol.

[@makeouthill5909]

Fetus deletus

[@forensic7572]

7:23 that’s how mafia works

[@senseixp9607]

do you know the music at 7:23?

[@jory4531]

SENSEI XP i need to know as well

[@rfour.]

omg the flaskbacks from that song at 7:25 juiced what a game

[@i_thesnoman5198]

Fitz low key sounded like penguinZ0 at the beginning of the vid

[@vsuxls8050]

*FETUS DELETUS* LMFAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOA

[@zmotions6004]

Love enjoying a gogurt and watching Fitz

[@danilo7501]

*Normal PUBG players* : Get knocked out while fighting with others *Fitz Squad* : Keep getting knocked out by friendly fire Like if you agree 😂😂😂

[@evo1624]

I eat a nice bowl of special needs in the morning

[@whatarenames1395]

I eat a nice bowl of special needs kids in the morning

[@BlaiyND]

I eat a nice special needs of bowl in the morning

[@cowdudenumbaonecars7993]

I special needs bowl morning eat

[@azashod]

Ahh, ye olde Fitzy, the best to watch in the morning, noon and afternoon, anywhere, anyhow, just fkng do it and ya all won't have even a tiny regret of doing that remarkable action! Ok, now i'll just wait for my advertising money...

[@mattlamley]

“Fetus deletus”🤣

[@aalanmau]

"England Is My City"

[@angelbarajas4206]

Alan Maulana lol