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[@keyston8802]

"Your brain knows exactly how to fly, but we just don't have wings." 💀👌

[@Joshua-pg3vw]

I hope that I am not putting r/ woosh on myself but I think it is because we used to have tails and we still have a small bone on the back of our pelvis where the tail used to be. Edit: I didn’t mean to start a war, I was just saying what the facts showed in black and white.

[@keyston8802]

@@Joshua-pg3vw yea that's reasonable

[@Joshua-pg3vw]

@@keyston8802 Phew, I didn't r/woosh myself.

[@shivanshjindal4610]

Therefore we gave plane a wings 💀😂

[@BharathRamMS]

I think after reptiles evolution got forked into birds and mammals. We were never birds so it's not in our brain to fly.

[@SF-cq3lh]

“If no one from the future comes to stop you, then how bad of a decision can it really be?” Hitler, Stalin, and Zedong: 😃 Edit: no everyone, I’m not adding Putin to the list. In fact, it’s pretty disrespectful to the millions who died under the others to equivocate what they did to some dude who ordered an invasion a few times.

[@andi7316]

Lol

[@Pink_Palooza]

Yep, felt that too

[@SF-cq3lh]

@@youravghuman5231 tell that to Jews

[@tukituki4350]

Get STALIN and MAO out of there

[@SF-cq3lh]

@@tukituki4350 well, they each killed more people than Hitler, so…

[@leoergen766]

"A birth certificate is technically a receipt for a baby" Adoption paper: *cries*

[@Art_lover160]

Just coz we have parents

[@themobilelord]

An adoption paper would be a refund ticket

[@axo_shorts_art]

That's funny but also rude

[@yourbigfan1777]

If it actually was a receipt, then it would be literally a lot of sperm and an egg cell

[@axo_shorts_art]

@@yourbigfan1777 ???

[@DefinitelyNotYourFBIAgent.]

"You just don't have a tail." *Tailbone has joined the chat.*

[@Nightzz-Jinkzaa]

Exactly it’s something called science

[@berlawananarah9079]

Tail and tailbone r different things, ya know that?

[@important.things690]

I swear i felt my tail moving 💀

[@okay7811]

​@@berlawananarah9079 r/woooosh

[@zerofps3758]

Ikr

[@braydenlazenby8626]

“What is sleep is your natural state and we wake up to gather information for our dreams” meanwhile I am fighting a giant shrek in the back rooms.

[@Barneyzilla]

What the actual heck 😂

[@Bullynx]

I hope you can escape bruh I believe in you

[@infinitegamer66-moreplays87]

At least you can fight to leave I had to run to live

[@christieee]

That's weird cause I was being chased by giant material gworl Shrek in the backrooms and saw someone wearing a spongebob skirt fighting giant Shrek 👁️👄👁️

[@Prototype_Gamez]

I fought a huge snake in the colosseum and in my backyard

[@blitz_loveshorses1599]

“Birth certificates are just a baby recipts” *Returns child*

[@joesephyouseff5497]

Lol

[@KJTsukoyomi]

That would be super painful for the mother lmao and bro imagine if the doctor manages to put back the baby in the mother's womb and the baby just starts ungrowing

[@seakay3826]

The nurse literally told us “no returns” when we were discharged from the hospital with our first born

[@KJTsukoyomi]

@@seakay3826 lmao

[@blitz_loveshorses1599]

@@seakay3826LOL-

[@scarecrvw]

“Your brain knows how to wag your tail-“ *wifi disconnects*

[@joemogus2551]

Me who can only activate it when watching ;)

[@Theunwantedone._]

What do you mean I do have a tail-

[@v1ku390]

now it makes me think I can do anything like fly but just haven't learnt it yet

[@beardengreg]

Nice pfp my guy

[@bobobobixon9530]

We have a bone tail thats probally why we know how to do it

[@sroy7982]

The fact that the timing of the mars extinction (3.5 billion years) matches with the beginning of life on earth (3.5 billion years) makes the last part even more scary

[@The_Must]

No the last fact is wrong because First Human was on Earth!

[@JosiahFickinger]

It's just human storytelling. It's unscientific that life started on Mars. It will never be unless we have visual evidence.

[@The_Must]

@@JosiahFickinger But I don't like those unreal stories

[@emeraldnguyen1]

@@The_Mustomfg its literally theories

[@The_Must]

@@emeraldnguyen1 If you know that the first human was on Earth then why are you creating theories about that! The theory is about something that you don't know🗿so you make theories about that thing!!!

[@SwatTerr_official_channel]

My mind at 3 AM be like:

[@wellwisher.]

Fr

[@81AJAYSINGH]

Wow

[@leomartinez4398]

Bruh it's fuckin 3:01AM rn for me 🤣🤣🤣

[@SwatTerr_official_channel]

@@leomartinez4398 6 AM 6th Night

[@corpig4021]

@@leomartinez4398 🤣🤣🤣

[@coco321]

“Birth certificates are basically baby receipts” “Hi I’d like to return a faulty item” “Uh sir-“

[@shivanshgarewal2833]

" You are the one who ordered it "

[@thevaldis1167]

"Where did you ordered it from?" Me: "China"

[@Bharath_jr]

*Parents be like*

[@Huntercooks]

Lmao

[@jacobhalter5421]

Birth certificates are like baby recites. My dad: is there any way I can return this

[@hakimdiwan5101]

No refund available

[@miko1withtheflock]

@@hakimdiwan5101 “guess like I’m going to get the milk then”

[@tastystinker]

Recites

[@Kellen_Pinta]

BUT WE NEED TO SAVE MONEY

[@t.e.d.dcodmyt5357]

I still have the receipt

[@JGamin999]

“A birth certificates are basically baby receipts” Hello I would like to return an item 💀

[@Shap0o.PlayZz]

Hhhh lol 😂😂😂

[@Rosemary_Puppet-ik1dw]

God: sure can I have your receipt? Oh wait you had to return it 13 years ago sorry

[@randomcreation1.0]

😂

[@Blueizy]

"The ocean is just a soup" *Asians running to the oceans with a bowl*

[@givesgooduser_names9654]

As an Asian I can confirm this is true

[@PotPotato2]

XD

[@inactiveAccJ]

As a Chinese person I can say this is 100% true

[@bhmayhem]

As a racist I concur, this fact is a fact

[@pandaberry36]

Bro-

[@User00148]

‘Baby receipts’ “Hi can i get a refund” “Sir, you’ve had it for 14 years no refund”

[@soundman3394]

Lmaooooooo

[@Kronosgalaxy]

Damnit, I really bad wanted a refund.

[@ThatPandazz]

Even if they were a baby. How would it work. Would they get rid of it or... Shove it back in? Okay this is just cursed lmao

[@Khoose22804]

But right here see a 30 year return polic- Oh wait it says 30 days…

[@ImNotThunder]

The worker: "Sir, you've had it for 14 years" The man...? No the child: "I didn't know i was 14"

[@Bharath_jr]

"we don't have tails" boys : *you sure about that*

[@PS-vl9vx]

😏

[@pavelalalala8866]

@Logan Valentin you are not a boy😑

[@gouravboora1590]

classic Dragon Ball

[@gokugaming1010]

@@pavelalalala8866 Bruh who cares

[@Haris-gh1kn]

HOLD UP-

[@Pipers_YT]

“You just don’t have a tail” facts bro

[@deva7170]

bro went from how to open a bag of chips to if we were from mars

[@pt_cruiser5131]

This feels empty without the people having mental breakdowns in the background

[@silly_bunny985]

That was the best way to say that

[@pt_cruiser5131]

@@silly_bunny985 thank you

[@Turtlous]

You are meant to watch this in a room full of people with small brains who are easily influenced and have no filter on their mouths to get that effect.

[@pt_cruiser5131]

@@Turtlous oh ok, thanks for letting me know!

[@Turtlous]

@@pt_cruiser5131 No problem, I'm happy to help 🙃

[@shannahsimmons5788]

“the loudest way to open a bag of chips is quietly”🤣

[@Hypercube9]

Really? I didn't get that one. Meh.

[@jessiecre]

​@@Hypercube9 Me neither.

[@nolimits4387]

@@jessiecre because usually when you’re trying to open a bag of chips without being too loud, it’s end up being extremely loud.

[@KeanAhoBX]

@@nolimits4387 yeah but can just pop open the bag of chips

[@dnegel9546]

​@@nolimits4387 its not louder then squeezing it. it literally blows up.

[@pksfires17691]

If the decision is bad enough, there won't be time machines to go back and fix it.

[@Motionlesscapture]

Now I'm wondering who's ever tried to return a baby 💀

[@fufu_kunnn]

Hundreds of people, they just call the process abortion :^

[@creeperdash2967]

@@fufu_kunnn no when it comes out

[@TheJokerwho1aughs-w1k]

@@creeperdash2967adoption

[@Geek_cassi]

@@creeperdash2967adoption

[@ramukumar4434]

It is nonrefundable process lololol is why people b like ah I have spent so much lets just keep him

[@k1rby725]

“Your brain knows how to become a pickle, you’re just not a pickle”

[@H3llAn6el]

PICKLE RICKKKKKKK

[@alexisaraya.2884]

Lol

[@KasonWallace-rf6ch]

Im N0t????

[@clairekirkup3866]

"Sir, i just wanted your coffee order-" Edit: Holy Banana Bread! thanks for 200 likes! Thats the most I've ever gotten!

[@timc9773]

AHHAH.. aye good one

[@Jasmine-xj5tj]

Underrated comment

[@lukastreutlein3624]

Haha, well played 😂

[@Throxeto]

Here before this blows up

[@Enbyslut]

Same vibes as “sir this is a Wendy’s drive thru” 😂

[@Loight--]

"Your brain knows exactly how to use powers you just don't have em" 💀 ☠️

[@Rosemary_Puppet-ik1dw]

Who says?

[@khalidisam]

"For some reason, you feel that this video makes sense more than your life"

[@monicagonzalez6806]

Fr tho

[@Womptothewompiestwompwomp]

lol yea

[@Just-a-normal-guy-yt]

This video does not make sense to me there were lots of species before humans it’s impossible that humans originated on Mars

[@-__-sunny-__-]

Fr

[@gbeniraw.7556]

Ikr

[@khloegraybeal1135]

No one: " my deep thoughts when I'm trying to go to sleep...👁👄👁"

[@Preppycats123]

Same girl same✨

[@Overkill69___]

How can i walk 👁️👄👁️

[@CrystalRelic_ATX]

“Birth certificates are baby receipts” Me: “can I return myself-“

[@lanemusicyt]

Nah they already cut the tag

[@rocco.__.]

💀

[@SHAizKool]

For the ocean one I like to add one more: The Sun acts like stove because it provides heat. Thank you Ohio Walmart parking spot 💀

[@gayathrimk]

The Sun is acting like a food warmer bulb...😂

[@0decentdude074]

the last one just hit elon hard

[@NP_Com]

That one got me thinking

[@funnyvalentine4048]

If we start on Mars and we plan to go to Earth That ain't Elon Musk that is Eon Dusk 💀

[@DripGoku-lv6dt]

Literally

[@dxrcy.y]

“Your brain knows exactly how to wag your tail” Me: *twerking?*

[@goose5947]

" Hi, I'd like to return my baby."😂

[@SSeryth]

Bro 💀

[@marschdb]

I’ve tried this and it works

[@Maxzes_]

@@marschdb Can confirm, tried it too.

[@AbsolutelyAri1]

You forgot the receipt.

[@RealKhakh]

Steven: dude my family is going crazy Ryan:dudeeeee

[@thatartguy5933]

“your brain knows exactly how to wag its tail. You just don’t have a tail“ me clenching my butt right now trying to wag 😅😂

[@skillissue3785]

Their? Bro you kinda...sus

[@thatartguy5933]

@@skillissue3785 🤣🤣🤣 lemme fix that

[@thatartguy5933]

@@skillissue3785 did it

[@olegnowopruzkij2554]

Man so sussy

[@thatartguy5933]

@@olegnowopruzkij2554 indeed i am

[@mjproductions35]

“Your brain knows how to wag a tail” Then why doesn’t my d-

[@frosty_414]

Then why doesn't my dad come back?

[@jamescruzat564]

​@@frosty_414 because he is looking for the milk

[@PairPunch1]

Trusting him

[@TMB0106]

@@frosty_414 he is looking for the *legendary milk*! It will take years, but he might return!

[@magicmanhs7718]

@@TMB0106 the legendary milk is an exquisite food item,and it has several buffs,no one has been able to find it yet.

[@itsmetreeman1105]

"You're brain knows exactly how to wag a tail but you dont have a tail" But not just any tail :)

[@joshua5gaming939]

Oh no no no

[@Proplayer69420]

Oh hell naww

[@crwth001]

Ah yes, the front tail

[@rattansingh7680]

@Maryan u have an innocent brain

[@joshua5gaming939]

@@rattansingh7680 he is still innocent XD

[@ragedflute0036]

"Your brain knows to wag your tail, you just don't have one..." *THE BOYS:* We wag the tail between our legs

[@beatricepierre7698]

AYO

[@JB_Editz125]

“Birth Certificates… are basically baby receipts.” *Proceeds to slam into a random dude in a golf cart*

[@Jemoeder-l8]

Birth certificates are actually an apology from the condom factory

[@is..thishaven8024]

Bro ......

[@corpig4021]

💀

[@Noob2G0]

Stolen

[@Jemoeder-l8]

@@Noob2G0 but still

[@Noob2G0]

@@Jemoeder-l8 Ok your right its still funny

[@Mememoji2008]

"birth certificate are just a baby receipt" The cashier: sorry sir your Gold Express card declined on purchase, you have to give that child back to us

[@austriankangaroo]

Oh hey cashier, id like to return this baby

[@UrLocalCheeseAddict]

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[@kuromi-z7d5y]

"Birth certificates are just baby recipes" oh nice that means I can take my siblings back! 😃

[@Gd-Onion]

Well it depends how long you've had them if you have had them for more than a month than sorry but the receipts have expired and your are stuck with them forever

[@kuromi-z7d5y]

@@Gd-Onion :0

[@stewbanker]

"Baby recipes" 💀

[@bait5257]

Tf recipes!

[@ashicmercelin-ks2qe]

This man makes me rethink about my entire life

[@thebradybas]

life*

[@Axolotl7808]

life*

[@PotatoBeanimations]

life*

[@trest4066]

life*

[@timetraveler403]

Yea he said life right? He did not edit too

[@ShadowShinobi108]

"Your brain knows exactly how to wag a tail but you dont have one" I can feel this wagging sensation at the top of my bum crack rn but theres nothing there dangit

[@NX-Delta]

Me too, lol

[@NX-Delta]

Power of imagination 🌈

[@yamiharukadeuman8805]

Well we do actually had tail bone

[@herobrine2real797]

Well humans had a tail before but over time it had no use so it vanished, but no some of it is still there, it's called appendix

[@joynika8444]

@@yamiharukadeuman8805 appendix it's not part of our former tail bro

[@podcastcollection18]

"You just don't have a tail." Jidion: Turbulence 💀

[@Blueizy]

"If no one from the future comes to stop you, how bad can your idea be" The reason my maths teacher is still alive Hitler in corner:

[@Cbell14-]

Hitler:😃

[@Maxzes_]

The Art Professor who declined hitler: 😃

[@readysetroblox7045]

"Hi I'd like to return this! 😁" B..but...its a child... "I have the receipt just take it!"

[@auxx6766]

“Damn bro, that was deep”

[@MactGamer]

Yes

[@evietrant7065]

It was

[@Rubygachaandroblox]

"Mommy ima hungry" "Eat the ocean" "Okay!" 💀 "OMG TIMMY"

[@topics9849]

" your brain knows how to wag your tail but you dont have one" me shaking my but aggressivly

[@arkhamsquadgaming6192]

Twerk it Twerk it!!!!!!

[@hoodwink4233]

@@arkhamsquadgaming6192 😎😎🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PhantomgamerPxG]

Lol

[@RDani223]

That's like trying to move your fingers but you are moving your wrist instead

[@bunyboo_hoo]

I legit couldn’t stop laughing after he said “Your brain knows exactly how to wag your tail, you just don’t have a tail.” That cracked me up 💀

[@rickfu8700]

We learned to twerk

[@issamallaoui7966]

​@@rickfu8700 you just broke my brain and my powor is gone

[@tiktok_content9505]

My brain knows how to become omnipotent! It’s just hiding it from me!!

[@100amvs5]

i think only male have a tail 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Diddythediddlergod]

him: we are gathering information for our dreams My dreams: peppa pig 360d scooby doo and t-bagged him sideways

[@thatonewizard1806]

“Your brain knows exactly how to wag your tail, you just don’t have a tail” -10,000 brain cells

[@N_I_G_H_T--343]

We never had one in the first place

[@Lin-cr8fc]

​@@N_I_G_H_T--343 we had, there's a part of our body that is basically were the tail supposedly was in the past, but it shrink to now an invisible from the outside little bone in our lower backs My information may be wrong or outdated, so don't take this as a fact, this is just what i remember after months or years of reading about it

[@adailydrawingmustache4604]

​@@Lin-cr8fc You're right or ancient ancestors and tales but they weren't humans

[@Kafj302]

Furries have entered the chat.

[@thatonewizard1806]

@@Kafj302 aAA

[@rmafmain]

Bro made my brain explode..and also made me question everything and every single movement i do

[@Messy-cf3wx]

This man just made me question my entire life 🤣🧬🧬

[@Waffleh7454]

Kinda sucks for you cause most of this stuff is stupid

[@gamingwithdragster436]

Same here

[@robinbanks1418]

"If no one from the future comes to stop you, how bad of a decision can it be" ~An Austrian Painter(1939)

[@ManjeetKaur-jr1qv]

"We wake up only to gather information about our dreams" These types of fact always end me up with existential crisis 💀💀 and always at 3 am💀💀🌚

[@AnonymouS-ex3jv]

that is so understandable

[@suryateja99660]

Existential crisis?? Means

[@ManjeetKaur-jr1qv]

@@suryateja99660 it means a suspicion or doubt that whether you really exist or its just fake👁️👄👁️

[@marcello9425]

Watching these videos make me rethink my life for a second ngl💀 Edit:omg thx for 124 likes 👍

[@trashcan7730]

I don't get the 1st one, mind explaining?

[@comicpaint]

"Your brain knows exactely how to wag your tail. But you don't have o-" Automatically starts wagging*

[@Theman_bigboy]

"Birth certificates are basically baby receipts" "Your subtotal is 15 dollars due to taxs its now 152.84 cents and we Dont accept cash" Two days later.... "Hi I would like to return my baby. Ill go get the receipts"

[@willwolf7377]

"If no one from the future comes to stop you, then how bad of a decision can it really be?" The person about to end all of humanity, thus stopping time travel from being created: 😃

[@whoisq2]

“You just dont have a tail!” *Looks down* I beg to differ

[@PairPunch1]

"If no one from the future comes to stop you, how bad of a decision can it be" 9/11

[@marcovalencia146]

The holocaust, literally any event around WW2. Stalin's rule.

[@rishinarang7717]

Atleast it opens eyes of US that Terrorism is a problem that exists in our world

[@nickequeall4164]

Nagasaki and Hiroshima 🤔

[@rishinarang7717]

@@nickequeall4164 it helps humans to understand how much destruction a nuclear bomb can do and if any leader even think about using them again he will have a picture of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in his mind, so he stop that madness

[@marcovalencia146]

@@nickequeall4164 Many more people would have died had the bombs not been used. As unfortunate as it may be they were a neccesary evil.

[@onidm3540]

-"the ocean is technically a giant soup" -"well it's full of micro-plastics so I hope you're hungry" -Therussianbadger 2023

[@alexisaraya.2884]

Lol good answer

[@ayushraut2005]

" What if sleep is natural state and you wake up to collect information for your dreams" Me who doesn't get any dreams- 😶

[@godarazRohit]

@Galacta Element nah man it happens even tho I pretty much can rember my whole dream I still only have one dream in like 6-7 months or something don't know why?

[@BlatantlySwedishPGN]

@@godarazRohit That's almost certainly untrue. You just don't remember your dreams. The average amount of dreams PER NIGHT is like 7.

[@magicmanhs7718]

@@BlatantlySwedishPGN oh i remember about 3 each night

[@trebleclef9844]

U do, u just dont remember them

[@Stanley_S]

the avarage dream amount per night is 4-7, you just have really bad recall. Don't worry everyone has bad recall because of school mainly, you only remember your dreams when you think about it a bit, I can remember my dreams if i just tell my self "I will remember my dreams"

[@mylannverlaecke3797]

"If no one from the future comes stop you, then how bad of a decision can it be?" Me about to end the future

[@AdrianThompson922]

"Your brain knows exactly how to wag your tail" *me the rest of the video trying to wag my tail*

[@baggerbick]

@@taisperls 🤨

[@fuziongt]

@@baggerbick furry moment probs

[@True_ice4057]

@@taisperls Nah bro 💀💀💀💀

[@damianhernandez1665]

"WHAT IF LIFE FIRST BEGAN ON MARS AND THERE LAST DITCH EFFORT WAS TO SEND HUMANS TO EARTH?" bro really thinks we were the first form of life

[@xkiittiesaa]

“The loudest way to open a bag of chips is quietly” “BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUTTTTTTTT ME OFFFF”

[@xXHighSnowXx]

*like that*

[@Ashevzkyi]

MAKE OUT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPEND AND THAT WE WERE NOTHING

[@lixon30fps]

Him: u dont have a taill ME:yes i do but not on the back is on the front Edit: thanks to you have a 3mm tail tysm Edit: its cringe how ppl think its funny our has fallen 🙃 Edit: lol 1 900 like u guys are Weired af ohh btw Mine grew like an inch so now i have 4mm im pretty rare guys

[@sparkygameryt8748]

PAUSE

[@GlueNut]

Relatable 🍗👽

[@Amu_LEGEND]

Naughty boi in the house

[@iyeetppl4396]

Thats the smallest tail i ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

[@lixon30fps]

@@iyeetppl4396 how did you know that are you stalker

[@iamanentppersonalitytype3184]

*you didn't have to cut me off-*

[@bautizhg7217]

About the “if no one from the future comes to stop you then how bad of a decition could it be” maybe too bad so you can’t come to stop you

[@thenerd1085]

"If you can only see faces in your dreams that you have seen before, than how do you see monsters faces in nightmares"

[@TrueNights]

Hey the nerd

[@bobkerman8930]

U look at ur computer or a movie? Or smth

[@thenerd1085]

@@TrueNights umm... Auctually it pronounced-

[@TrueNights]

@@thenerd1085 😳😳😳😳😳

[@adityapandey624]

These are the thoughts I get in my stupid mind when I am in my bathroom 😂😂😂

[@sealerandfern7769]

“If no one from the further comes to stop you, then how bad of a decision can it really be?” Me: (inhales) BACK TO THE FUTURE

[@naif511z4]

no The loudest way to open a bag of chips is stepping on it it will sound like a bomb

[@thefurrydevil4283]

Me going to the hospital: I'd like to return this. Sir this is a child. I know but I brought the receipt

[@Kronosgalaxy]

Alright! Just throw em in that lava Pit. Thank you, and have a terrible day!

[@m.shahzaib9947]

@@Kronosgalaxy have a terrible day😂😂😂

[@issue43yt52]

“You don’t have a tail” PNG tubers be like: actually I do-

[@emeraldskeliton3085]

Humans do actually have tail bones there just really small

[@issue43yt52]

@@emeraldskeliton3085 Ik it’s a joke

[@dindins.8529]

When you say I don’t have a tail boys will know

[@helpmereach40ksubsbeforesc24]

😏😏

[@xv413]

Just ended up on the wrong side

[@Shrexy_Shrek]

Yes

[@WrestleWireHub]

"Boys have frontal tail!"

[@WAFFLE747]

We might be inside a hyper realistic VR right now and when we sleep we take off our VR headsets and enter a different dimensions. That’s why we think as soon as we wake up it feels like we just fell asleep, and dreams are bugs in the system that makes you remember what’s happening in your ACTUAL life and real life is futuristic life where wild things happen, like in your dreams

[@Shrexy_Shrek]

Where's the VR set

[@mrshermzilla]

So basically, there's a Mario hotel + a race coming up with BFDI characters, and alot of golf balls.

[@Voidertas]

"The loudest way to open a bag is to open it quietly" Me stabbing the chip bag with a pencil: 😀

[@kallos21]

" U don't have a taill" I felt it

[@XY2Moroccoball]

Furries: YES I DO 😡😡😡😡😡

[@ablackman.1843]

"We have a tail, we just can't see it." ☠️😐

[@CosmiCloudVR]

"If no one comes back from the future to stop you.. how bad of an idea can it be?" Hitler: "Well I think I'll test it." 🙃

[@zazapagoda8409]

“*That’s it, my brain hurts.*”

[@king-kat3341]

The ocean part already mind blown me

[@Ditto.007]

The structure of your sentence blew my mind more (if english isn't your first language then its fine I was just joking but for clarification it is: The Ocean part already blew my mind. If it is your first language...you're stupid. Lmao I'm only joking, everyone makes mistakes)

[@monicagonzalez6806]

Dude at school my friend searched up if the ocean was a soup and google said yes

[@king-kat3341]

@@Ditto.007 ok im sorry im still trying to pronounce stuff right

[@king-kat3341]

@@monicagonzalez6806 that is cool

[@Jakeandcade7913]

So there’s crap and humans in soup?

[@venompro3605]

You don’t know the wagging tail one. Cause we don’t have a tail so we can’t possibly know. And the future one just can’t happen

[@monkeykid1742]

Yo the last one really got me thinking what if we're planning to do what our ansestors did for the same reason but in reverse

[@alpdemirerel2074]

So this cycle goes on for ages between mars and earth until the sun gets to big and consumes earth?

[@maadkhalil1855]

@@alpdemirerel2074 nop. day of judgement is here to make not make that happen

[@dnegel9546]

i honestly think that we will find human bones and structures in mars. and im pretty sure its already been found but probably kept as top secret.

[@peytonv8569]

This is giving me serious “Burger King foot lettuce” vibes. Don’t lie you heard the voice in your head when you read that!

[@BLUD690]

"Your brain knows how to get Bytches, but you just don't have any bytches." 💀

[@toys_the_memer]

bro when i heard the "youre brain knows how to wag its tail but you dont have one" thing my brain was like "bet" and tried but failed

[@marvelguy6808]

When he said that we can wag our tails I immediately opened the comments

[@itsAlwaysArri]

After hearing this im over here questioning life itself

[@mariomario1849]

Bro these are the shittiest shower thoughts 💀💀💀💀 you're going to have a seizure when you open a book

[@bunnington1187]

There's no question about it, life itself was a terrible movie.

[@tcornacchione7481]

“The loudest way to open a bag of chips is to open them quietly.” Me: do I have a bag of chips in my house anywhere?

[@Aphyxl]

"Mindblowing *facts*" Starts to name conspiracy theories

[@austintexas5863]

“Birth certificates are just baby receipts” So what your saying is I can still be returned!

[@xchanax]

I remember when I was in 4th grade, me and my 20-30 other friends used to have packed lunch. Every time, we all used to save our crisps/chips at the end of our lunch (which is basically after the sandwich, juice, fruit, and chocolate). Then, we used to do a countdown to eat our crisps. None of us ate it like the usual, we used to put it on the table and use our hand to slap the packet. It honestly was amazing, (although it was an immense noise).

[@Pdfile420]

Bro I barely had 4 friends and u have 20-30?

[@xchanax]

@@Pdfile420 ye still do

[@randomyeatfan4509]

@@Pdfile420 They probably consider everyone they have spoken to as their friend

[@Pdfile420]

@@randomyeatfan4509 o

[@debbongton3740]

“If no one from the future comes to stop you, then how bar of a decision can it really be?” You’re right.. You know what? I’m not gonna study for my exams! Thanks!

[@celinehamilton2615]

Lol

[@TheSpacePlaceYT]

Maybe because traveling to the past is physically impossible... like actually there isn't a proven way to time travel to the past, and I doubt that even with technological advancements we would be able to do that regardless. Even if we had the capability to do so, it causes paradoxes that aren't fixable by simply going back to the future, and therefore traveling to the past makes no physical sense.

[@allyrecords8379]

I'M YOU FROM THE FUTURE, PLEASE STUDY, YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT IF YOU DON'T (Ik I did)

[@debbongton3740]

@@allyrecords8379 too late :( I failed!! (jk)

[@Thatgirlkg]

I swear I tried wiggling my 'tail' until he said "you don't have a tail" 😹😹😹😭😭

[@kaisuisen2824]

About tail… That felt personal. We need to start growing tails back.

[@RevilDoesStuff]

Furries that are also scientists are already up to it lmao, there's some vids on KZbin

[@kaisuisen2824]

@@RevilDoesStuff fuck furries, tail is very convenient and practical thing in life.

[@RevilDoesStuff]

@@kaisuisen2824 Edgy teen spotted

[@kaisuisen2824]

@@RevilDoesStuff yea sure, as you wish nigga