Battleship | Ep. #1 | Beard Vs. Beard | Super Beard Bowl

[@superbeardbros]

Are you like a righty or a lefty?

[@misaelnavarrete8031]

Depends on the mood that day

[@victoriousf.i.g.3311]

I are like righty.

[@Seavsta]

Liberal.

[@ringlhach]

Depends on what I'm doing?

[@spencergallucci5309]

Lefty

[@JRPG_NC_Journeys]

I truly wish there was a Brett cam in the corner with him just eating some popcorn and enjoying himself

[@pattyofurniture694]

Me too

[@pattyofurniture694]

Next time plz!!

[@DreamingRobots]

Omg yes

[@bastien-]

We need the Mastermind

[@worldcolonyinitiativ]

lack of brett is nearly criminal.

[@Spatu10]

In this new Beard Bowl series, Brett literally becomes Jigsaw

[@mechashadow]

That was the edit they should have done for his explanation

[@27Bayleefs]

Yeah sucks for Jirard and Alex but is funny as hell for the rest of us. Brett is a mad genius

[@danmoore7600]

It was the long game, this whole time. I always suspected Brett, right from the LA Noir review

[@Electricdynamite]

Brett has been given a little bit of power and immediately went mad with it. I'm excited for the rest of this series.

[@SUMCDM]

"theyre gonna be playing battleship against each other" oh, neat "also theyre wearing shock collars" excuse me?

[@danmoore7600]

My exact reaction

[@CodyTheJester]

Are you me?

[@vazzaroth]

I feel like this is the highest effort and most entertaining full-time LP channel left anymore and it's so under the radar.

[@bigchichi909]

The contrast between Jirard wanting to end the game as quickly as possible and Alex just chilling, having a blast, and almost going crazy over the hunt is 😘👌 *chef's kiss*

[@captainpodock6026]

Can't wait for the "Where are the Boats?" Chilluminati episode.

[@Sam-yx3bd]

Maybe they’re in the old Victorian house from the Green Stone episode

[@haydenhill607]

I love the fact that Brett turned a fun game of Battleship into a Yu-Gi-Oh duel

[@BrionTheTired]

Episode 2: Alex and Jirard eat every item on the Taco Bell menu.

[@3DIYshow]

This is definitely not what I thought I was voting for when I voted for Brett's choice 😂 I learned a lot about Brett today lmao

[@Deaganus]

Yeah i figured we'd get some obscure games. Some old fighters, maybe an action game or two? Instead the Boys Play Saw

[@Salmon_Samurai]

I think my favorite part of this has to be Alex low-key trolling by calmly chatting through his thought process. It's like he's building the tension even more before bombing Jirard's boats.

[@moogotony8579]

"Look at me. C6." Hahaha Alex, you're the bucking fest. 12:10 if you're curious.

[@jimdabarbarian]

I feel bad for laughing so hard at that

[@faceofbearr]

This is better than Hot Ones. You could make this an interview show.

[@mtndew3301]

Brett has been given so much power and I am all here for it. Also big thanks to Jirard & Alex for being good sports in all of this because they’ve got 7 more torture situations ahead of them.

[@Eira_99]

I love this, I appreciate the green screen, hats, and voice effects, I know it’s all simple stuff but it adds a lot, this is actually really interesting, can’t wait to see what’s next.

[@superbeardbros]

Thank you!

[@victoriousf.i.g.3311]

That handshake attempt, though 🤣

[@dashing_diamond]

I died

[@brandishoracle1]

That pat on the table made it.

[@gingergangster7991]

the endgame handshake where Jirad gives Alex a little thumb rub! so much bro-ffection! loved it

[@DukeofGames50]

@@brandishoracle1 that's what it means to be an improv professional

[@DrAustinSauce]

I can already see the EndCard contest people sampling Jirard's post-shock noises. They're golden.

[@uberanne8645]

Is everything okay down at the TOVG office? Jirard, blink 3 times if you need us to call the police.

[@GhostGhostFacers]

Baryte's "Don't yell at me. I'm doing my job" I felt that. I appreciated that

[@shawnheatherly]

When I saw this choice on the poll, I figured it would just be eight videos of Brett showing off games he felt deserved more attention. I was wrong.

[@shindalah1794]

We need a thumbnail of Brett as jigsaw

[@Uldihaa]

The way Alex kept just missing so many of Jirard's ships was honestly impressive.

[@adambaray9143]

“Look at me, C….6” 😂

[@HumanAfterEverything]

This is one of THE single greatest videos to exist on this channel. Brett is a monster and I love it.

[@godspeedyoublacknerd]

Jirard's harried "Get this thing off of us" was my biggest laugh of the episode

[@Facerip]

14:24 the disappointment and anger in Jirard’s eyes.... so raw... so real....

[@lexidarling]

Alex's guesses are exactly how it feels to use Focus Blast in pokemon

[@koopa159]

The fact that they are on an actual ship! Man the editor is just stealing the show now. XD

[@Bitscreed]

This was continuously, uncomfortably tense, yet also tremendously compelling. Thanks Brett! (Sorry Alex and Jirard).

[@tonyveron]

Took Alex ten minutes to find a single hit

[@cherniza_]

This is like the sequel to Multiplayer Mayhem’s ‘Abraca’ episode... “WHERE AMMMM I?!” “WHERE ARE YOUR BOATS?!”

[@TamesLovesGames]

'SPLOOOOOSH' - Salvatore, Windfall Island, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker 'KA-BOOOOOM' - Salvatore, Windfall Island, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

[@Xynth22]

I feel so bad for Alex and Jirard, but damn I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Also, for anyone that actually wants to win Battleship fairly quickly, and less painfully if you play like this, do a X00X pattern across the board. Where Xs are the places you target and 0s are the spaces in the middle. You'll hit all of the big ships pretty quickly, and odds are good you'll hit the destroyer along the way, but if you don't, then you have a lot of 3 space L shapes left across the board and should find it fairly quickly.

[@Clay-tality]

The manic laughter of Alex when he finally shocks Jirard, while Jirard is just sitting there processing the pain of not only himself, but the pain hes been putting Alex through the whole game. Absolutely perfect video.

[@TheShadowCerberus]

This is the most mild version of a Jigsaw torture game.

[@mechashadow]

It’s’ the tale of the Tortoise and the Hare. Brett showing us the power of friendship over here. 23:18 Proving once again, that E3 does not come through

[@ryujisama]

That was some legit rage when Jirard got that double shock. Brett has gone full "Bond Villain", and I'm here for it. Though I will be disappointed if he doesn't show up in the next episode in a Doctor Evil cosplay.

[@TehPwnographer]

Hiding in this comment section just to let yall know I love what yall do and I know you’ll pull forward and reach new heights. I’m with yall here or elsewhere!

[@williamdowsett3350]

Alex looking like the red baron who retired to make cheese in the countryside!

[@LordAleco]

“Do you want to play a game?” -Brett

[@Sith9890]

is this what the Roman crowds felt at the Coliseum because I get the bread and circuses thing now

[@treeman15c]

I feel so bad for both of them, but this may have become one of my favorite videos.

[@TheCreepypro]

I hate how funny I found this to be favorite part has to be when Jirard actually got mad at Michael damn that was too funny

[@TheMccaleb19]

Alex calling his boatmen peggies got me.

[@theawesomedude20]

This might be my new favourite Beard Bros episode ever. Holy shit I’m in tears laughing

[@larrymeadows7535]

If this whole thing was an ad for Fast 9 then u guys nailed it

[@klwilson22]

This is INCREDIBLE. I love this already.

[@ajshiro3957]

So this is shadow games Battleships; where you feel the pain

[@piperwalton]

What I expected when I voted for Brett's choice: "Hey I'm Brett, today we're going to play some Samurai Shodown!" What I got: "Hey I'm Brett, but you can call me Jigsaw!"

[@johnathongutierez5511]

Calm, yet balls deep from the gate. Truly in Brett's style

[@Valouge69]

I hate myself...so much.......for laughing my ass off at this!

[@Sith9890]

Brett is Jigsaw confirmed

[@TheRealScaraban]

The fact this is lit like it was shot on film in the 70s really adds something. What exactly I'm not sure, but something.

[@Dizz2K7]

I've never been so entertained.

[@bigchichi909]

21:28 Absolutely love how Alex makes Jirard say the catchphrase and he says it begrudgingly. But Alex said it enthusiastically and obnoxiously à la the 90s commercial when Jirard sunk his battleship at 6:08. 🤣

[@WilliamElric10]

You have to say it.

[@FittererFilms]

"Look at me, C6"

[@Zyrdrak]

That was some of the most intense watching I've ever done.

[@silversugar2140]

There is no other way to play Battleship anymore. This is it. I love it. Hilarious!

[@shrews12001]

The look of betrayal is painfully funny. Like actual stomach pains from laughing. Omfg

[@l3x1c0n1c]

Sometimes I get so frustrated how unknown SBB is. This episode proves they deserve better!

[@Shala_Boi]

This new issue of "Kaiji: Ultimate Survivor" is weird, man.

[@KougloffVonDrochnek]

"ざわざわ…" itensifies...

[@Terrakinetic]

The newest issue: How to Secretly Shop for Furniture

[@bobbarr8053]

I’m actually dying, I’m laughing so hard my roommate came to check on me. You guys are the best

[@jarroddobben]

Love the look of the set

[@smoore693]

Jirard: The anticipation is the worst! Alex: Beg to differ my guy...

[@Waxson77]

When Jirard finally got shocked I absolutely lost it

[@joshwaymire733]

Watching some of the shocks at 1/4 speed was fantastic.

[@ParanoidBigfoot]

"There's no diagonal boats right?" That actually made me think of the electronic Star Wars version they made once, a hexagonal type of field to work with, a fun thing to play around with, especially when you figure out how to code your ships in. Would love to see the bros try and get their hands on one of those and mess around with that for an episode.

[@DeronHargrove]

I don't know what to say! This was both tense and entertaining

[@GoodBloodGames]

Dude I am in tears watching this. Its so so good

[@Facerip]

Brett out here with the best video ideas

[@TheWcasey]

Just 2 friends being slowly tortured. The slow build up to the shocks almost hurt me physically.

[@luliby2309]

What if that's what the rest of the series is? What if it's just Jirard and Alex having to play some game against each other and each time they have to wear a shock collar? It feels like when Colin and Brad from Whose Line did these live shows I saw one or two of, where they did a scene where they had to sing opera...about nano-technology...and each line has to go alphabetically...plus there were mousetraps everywhere and they were barefoot. This is sorta like that. They're playing Battleship...but the ships were taken away so they don't know where they are...and there are shock collars. I do hope there's nothing more like the shock collars or the nasty beans though, cause Jirard clearly hates them.

[@laeeg7412]

This is the type of content KZbin should promote.

[@IanBoyte]

"Remember when beard bros was about the games" is the new "remember when beard bros was about the trivia."

[@blazinginferno15]

Remember when beard bros was about trivia and video games🤣

[@DeadWhiteButterflies]

I love the mental imagine of Brett at home sat watching this, and rubbing his hands in delight.

[@averygarrick6484]

Jirards gonna wake up in a room full of spiders with Brettsaw telling him the only way out is through them

[@victoriousf.i.g.3311]

I like that Alex shaved off his beard and crafted it into fashionable headwear.

[@jpcsdutra]

I am really truly sorry for laughing so much at this as I have been

[@guiltysonder]

This is Brett revealing he is actually Jigsaw's next apprentice

[@jarroddobben]

Wow, what a great game of battleship

[@Deaganus]

I want to see Brett run a game of D&D. He's a literal shaper of stories and a sadist. He'd be a natural!

[@fgfh10004]

This is my fav thing you've ever done 🤣 I might be a bit of a sadistic girlie... 🥺

[@ddogh26]

I can't stop laughing! I'm sorry for laughing at your pain.

[@kenhickson3398]

TyTyTyTyTyTyTy and again thank you

[@CodyTheJester]

Every time Alex misses I'm so confused if Jirard is shaking from fear or being shocked.

[@steeny124]

I would have LOVED to see Brett's reaction to all this

[@spagoolidude3379]

This seems like it’s gonna be reminiscent of the Fighting Game bowl. I’m pumped

[@mokajones74]

4:20 Love how Alex's first instinct is to draw a smiley

[@DukeofGames50]

omg I see it

[@spencergallucci5309]

I feel bad for Alex and Jirard but this is incredible lmao

[@jinkim0513]

This is incredible. Less because of the shock and more for how lucky Jirard is with his shots.

[@BeanerMan13]

Battleship? On my birthday? Let's gooooooo

[@superbeardbros]

Happy Birthday!

[@BeanerMan13]

@@superbeardbros Best. Gift. Ever.

[@demontamerbf18]

That moment when Jirard got hit twice was just priceless, I'm so, SO happy I finally decided to check out Super Beard Bros after watching The Completionist for so long. (Didn't know how this game was played btw, very cool)

[@meteor713g]

This was AMAZINGLY hilarious, why'd I take so long to watch it

[@Fuloqwam]

Brett is brutal. Next challenge is going to be Jirard and Alex waterboarding eachother or something.

[@N10NRD]

Would've liked Brett's commentary but otherwise, it was quite entertaining!

[@judylandis9204]

OMG!! Thank you so much for this belly laugh.

[@joshkraus392]

Alex’s 70’s salesman voice is amazing

[@Lazu90]

Oh man I can't remember when I laughed this much. Love it

[@Sam-yx3bd]

We need a “Where are the boats?” shirt

[@DukeofGames50]

Seconded