BATTLESHOTS

[@blokemad]

James and Aleks are like a mid-divorce alcoholic couple.

[@Quoboct]

But dont because it wouldn't be good for them financially and it'd break the children's hearts

[@TheArtofThings]

@@Quoboct well I mean alex is wearing a ring

[@imjesseevans579]

UltiH right lol

[@MrCaptainStatic]

Now they're really divorced.

[@illusionofquality979]

@@MrCaptainStatic It's even more serious since Aleks mention that James could do his volunteer work instead of this while James was puking. wow.

[@acetrainerben]

Whoever edited this video did a fantastic job, and deserves recognition. The bombs falling on the board, the overlay of the shot ingredients, the music... Everything was communicated really well

[@AazixUniverse]

The editing was different, i like tho

[@Purposefulrock]

Benjamin McEachrane unlike the unraveled editor

[@heshewumbo]

@@Purposefulrock I havent seen the unravled series, what was wrong with the editing?

[@kotarodesu_23]

@@heshewumbo It was "amateur-ish" apparently. Though knowing most of the editors, it's pretty clear that it was intended but I guess that wasn't taken as such.

[@littlekainn559]

Your right it's super good

[@camel662]

9:38 i just wanna go home and see my dog. the words of a true soldier

[@Octavius118]

No love for Celia FeelsBadMan

[@KadyCreate]

21:02 'that could've been me' looooooooool I swear I've never seen opponents empathize with one anothers pain like James and Aleks lmao

[@captaintaffy5083]

And then James drinks the other one anyway at the end xD

[@Johanisnotreal]

*22:02

[@Mysticfateee]

That's simply because NO ONE else can empathise with them other than each other... i can't imagine anyone else in the world is doing this

[@Edwardthe5th]

They have such a supportive marriage!

[@GuitarManFromJupiter]

I just sat through a full minute to get to that quote. LEARN TO FUCKING TIME STAMP, YA DINGUS

[@oliviaa5006]

i hope the guy who sent the malort is happy with all the pain he’s caused

[@em_birch]

God knows we all are.

[@captain.capybara]

I am

[@HeroofSomething]

@Andrew The boy pffft you mean hero of the people right

[@Edwardthe5th]

I hope they mixed a shot for whomever put so much Malort in all of those shots! 😂

[@skip5972]

Turns out it was Lindsey

[@morgan32]

"What's the straw for?" "It's to like, mix the substances" That is the exact thing you don't want to hear from your bartender.

[@elliemae2973]

Idk what the straw is for maybe its like an edible one to help wash the taste down

[@kotarodesu_23]

@@elliemae2973 The straw is just a straw, the edible ones are gummy worms or twizzlers or some shit.

[@CGTuTsol]

How quickly it went from fun and games to pure fear and agony was great.

[@msfattytroll]

#MyLifeInOneSentence

[@CockatooDude]

It's like they're back in the old house when they would eat bugs and shit for the Christmas special and spray that spicy horrific liquid into each other's jaws when they played watch ya mouth.

[@acutenezz]

@@CockatooDude ah i miss cow chop shiz, this was the peak energy and i always watched for it

[@exoticbutters7335]

22:41 a soldier watching his friend bleed out from his neck (1941 colorized)

[@sionynle3961]

Amazing

[@dahliazirrenger5615]

Well I’m in for a treat later in the video

[@SatumitheNeet]

I drink along with Cowchop so I don’t have to spend the night drinking alone

[@CuriousFrog]

i am too

[@mario41221]

I always smoke

[@EyeOfKings]

holy shit its you... wtf are you doing here go make more videos

[@UpHighFly]

thats a nice thought... but youre still alone

[@mario41221]

@@UpHighFly not without my hand im not

[@19nmiller1]

18:50 Aleks' depressing speech plus James vomiting in the background plus the extremely dramatic music was perfect comedy

[@grohlski8669]

It was also kinda moving

[@danielroberts9218]

I now *expect* a battleshots episode every week, with different contestants each time.. ..that or the loser stays on

[@notliterallyme]

I would pay to watch that

[@mario41221]

Yes brett and lindsey next!

[@Josh-kx3eb]

Yes please

[@kpk9598]

Ducking Dantastic what a great idea

[@CornerBoothGames]

I tell you what, I'm not a patron yet, but I sure as fuck would become one this second if they made this a series.

[@hasnm.9699]

I love how it starts off as a regular video, but then it turns into a psychological thriller with heavy themes of friendship and remorse. Fucking hell, best video of cow chop. 11/10 IGN.

[@pbandpancakes]

The dramatic music was killing me lmao, whoever edited this did a great job

[@silentbb8679]

same music from the channel announcement video from way back when i believe

[@Oxyiem]

Anyone have the song names?

[@byonic-reaper]

Definitely not Asher

[@joemiskowitz2669]

Aleks self reflection while james was dying on the floor was the realest moment

[@thezestypatriot8513]

Joe Miskowitz and now James is gone.

[@Nom2421]

Aleks looks like a soldier at the end of a movie reflecting on the senseless violence of war

[@mslita09]

He sounded like an old man who was in war and seen some shit after that first shot lol

[@MrMertakhai]

Aleks's change in facial expression from 8:21 to 22:41, was truly remarkable.

[@chrisrichardson4693]

Character development lol

[@TheNovumParadigm]

8:16 when your wife watches the poison kick in and she starts thinking about everything she's going to spend the life insurance money on

[@daygohbl]

THAT EDIT WAS GREAT.

[@mslita09]

Then her new boyfriend or girlfriend kills her for her money LMAO

[@Sir.YeetusIII]

This is great

[@matthewmcwane9569]

I swear aleks really doesn’t care if anyone is dying

[@meese1286]

Damn, that drink hit Aleks so hard he turned into Charles Whirlpool.

[@danielroberts9218]

7:58 this bit reminded me of the old house when Trevor got pepper spray in his eyes and was screaming out for James-you feel so bad, but you can't for long because you're too busy enjoying watching the pain

[@johnnyrocks707]

I was thinking the exact same thing

[@Joetheawesome13579]

Ducking Dantastic lol I was just thinking of how the yelling and him saying “it burns” reminded me of that video

[@NotMac]

I replayed that bit so many times when that video came out, I think it may have solidified my love for CowChop and Trevor

[@anon2752]

Trevor screaming for his life was so funny to me for some reason. ima go back and watch it again.

[@marcoVGpolo]

Yeah same exact style of moment

[@DezmondtheRingmaster]

i gotta be real an say that james has the most morbidly entertaining reactions to these types of punishments. Especially the gasps and the wheezing. Although it could be because Aleks is always the one who loses to these things and gets the worst part of it so seeing James suffer is a rare treat

[@demyy3527]

my favorite board game channel

[@HexAndKatePlayMC]

is no one going to point out how much concern they had for eachother everytime they drank something so foul. what a true friendship

[@chazmm86]

"Why do we do this? We could be doing so many other things with our life right now. I could go back to school." - Aleks 2018

[@cyrodiilbunz938]

11:22 is the stabilization tracking shot of the year

[@Ty6260]

What a brave, powerful demilitarization message guys

[@allbutcomedytv4350]

Holy shit I didnt even think of that

[@BlackbirdSJ]

this comment has me crying rn

[@redwed6]

Aleks "I won but why doesn't it feel that way"

[@fatpaws]

This was great because you guys were actually bonding. Granted it was because of fear of these hilariously bad drinks, but still. GG

[@TheBassicBassist]

God, when he says Grandpa's Lemon it absolutely murders me. That's the best thing ever

[@sultanalajmi3658]

I actually felt bad for James when the sad music kicked in

[@imthunderstruck]

Having the camera on Aleks while James is making all those guttural sounds off camera in the outro was genius.

[@JewishMiata]

A video of james and aleks drinking stuff is always a good time

[@kolya5658]

towards the end of the video this shit just got too depressing, props to the editor for setting the..setting, but holy shit this felt like a gladiator fight of two unwilling partipicants in a serious action movie, where one of the character has to repeatedly stab the other while crying with this exact violin playing in the background, or you know...something like that

[@HawkReynolds]

This was like watching an actual war. Nobody won.

[@Sir.YeetusIII]

That's deep dude

[@Srcsqwrn]

I won.

[@UncommonSituations]

Nobody one except the ones not involved. Us.

[@dislikebuttonuser4996]

In war…no one wins. (god I miss this channel)

[@carrythelabelguy4563]

We all do my friend... We all do...

[@skip5972]

Look at 10:33 Aleks' hands are literally shaking, must be a scary experience

[@sparkyoac6550]

Holy shit

[@MoneyKiller1st]

3:22 aleks became Chef Ramsey for the minute. When he’s whispering about the shit food he’s eating 😂

[@TurnaboutHalifaxHD]

I am 200% sure Brett was behind this whole ordeal

[@randomjank]

TurnaboutHalifax What a prediction...

[@KermaHillway]

This video feels like we're watching two youtubers being tortured. It's just so much pain, in one video

[@nickchiarenza4670]

Am i the only one that actually likes the board games?

[@naniunina]

Nick Chiarenza they are fun!

[@krsi2105]

No nearly every fan likes the board games.

[@GodfallArt]

i dont enjoy them THAT much (depending on which one), but this one video was amazing imo

[@Josh-kx3eb]

I love them

[@SoupyGal]

They’re one of my favorite things in the channel that they do

[@youngarchaeotech189]

Aleks is getting actual survivors guilt over this.

[@UdumbBoi]

wow this was genius holy shit right down to the schindlers list theme song

[@meetyomaker2396]

BoujeeKami $$$

[@BlueBeastBlue]

My KZbin feed brought me back after 6 years. Being alive to see cowchop start, going through the highs and lows, and finally the finale. It was a beautiful journey and I loved watching every video along the way.

[@Kizzy_1236]

Truly an amazing channel that will always be one of the greatest! Those early years and early warehouse videos were beyond amazing

[@newcowchopcouch6030]

Aleks went full slav this episode

[@nobody88767]

New Cow Chop Couch slavaboo

[@Quenryon]

Even in times of war these two adversaries show compassion and empathy for one another. This powerful video has the potential to end the Israel - Palestine conflict.

[@monkeyr93]

they did an awesome job on this edit!!!

[@ashle9034]

The editing is perfect. And this was one of the greatest moments of this channel. The two OGs, fucking themselves up for no particular reason.

[@NewYorkWrestling2024]

Lesson Learned that you can use sour candies to create toxic cocktails of death

[@TeraVein]

10:11 "oh my fckn god, are you alright?"

[@horchatavato9440]

These two are seriously rethinking their life choices that brought them to this very moment and just regretting every single second of the hellhole thats just a modified game of battleship

[@thousaucyvassal4216]

The pure concern on aleks face when he watched James die

[@SerotoninWrangler]

I love how this is edited.

[@ewo64]

GRANDPA'S LEMON

[@MANA98]

I have no problem with all of these board games they're so entertaining!

[@msdos797]

I don’t get what’s so different about these shots, you drink them with a friend and you get emotional like always

[@theninedivides6851]

21:51 James "it burns" Aleks "why?" lol

[@xunni_x]

22:03 Aleks, “That could’ve been me...”

[@pingufetch5]

When James was hunched over the bucket after taking his second shot I realized I probably shouldn't watch this while eating.

[@AnimeChowVT]

same

[@thomasramirez1352]

Aleks looked so satisfied and sadistic at 8:22

[@ryanpeleaux5937]

21:44 "Why are we here? Just to suffer?"

[@Nichaelas]

I like how Aleks was cursed with the Malort every time. Poor guy... and James almost dying

[@sheeesh404]

Most underrated board game channel on KZbin

[@wwewtf456]

This went from fun and hilarity to uncomfortable. You could really tell that they were in pain.

[@Mr.Tahkos]

I just realized Aleks is wearing an Adidas tracksuit

[@WorthyTrike]

LIKE A TRUE SLAV

[@jestemwlodzimierz]

Raz, raz, raz, eto chardbas! Vse v sportivkach adidas!

[@theNOnAUSTRALIANgame]

Jesus christ I got a panick attack when Aleks said "they're weighing me down. I don't think I can do this" with the sad music in the background. If Aleks leaves I have no idea how I'd feel.

[@CleoVonGem]

I can't stop laughing, but it's so incredibly sad. Oh no. You poor guys..

[@michaelmanchildxd2397]

"Dude I'm fucking shaking" 😂😂 I miss y'all so much 🖤🖤

[@asdf852asdf]

could had been worse, they didnt drank the Crystal Pepsi

[@martinjez1]

LA Beast used to drink 20 years old ones just because he liked the taste so much... Then he somehow managed to convince Pepsi to actually bring it back...

[@ericx6969]

naw I think that drink they sent and piccol rick one was the worst

[@friedanal509]

That crystal pepsi isn't that old, its only like 2 years old

[@bradstr77]

Cowchop has more dedication than any other channel out there

[@bradstr77]

Love it

[@jakovidd99]

This is by far the best video in a hot minute. Seeing them suffer together is hella entertaining.

[@Nateatethegreat]

One of my absolute favorite videos from CowChop. RIP guys, you will live on in our hearts.

[@horchatavato9440]

I like how when cowchop first started James was thicc and aleks was fit and now its the other way around

[@carlyhickman630]

Aleks is barely plump

[@sk8rissk8in]

he got a lean belly

[@agorgeousdeath9515]

I can so fucking see Alex's pain from seeing james in that suffering

[@madssaucexx5250]

Coffee mate in that second one is so uncalled for 😷 Edit: 90% of what was done here was uncalled for

[@HoneynSmoak]

Dude this WW2 documentary was intense

[@CubanSandwich7]

*Grandpa’s Lemon*

[@MikkyB23]

Aleks and James have come so far over the 7 years that I've been watching them. Honestly surprised they're still alive

[@Killingglorie]

lol i felt bad watching this and laughing

[@DarthInsomnis]

8:08 true friendship is watching your friend in misery with a smile

[@papadarkfluff]

I love how every episode Alek questions his existence in some way while James dies

[@n8tivet3ch96]

This had more emotion, sadness and real moments that it made me question my life choices.

[@RuuisuMori]

Why are we still here...just to suffer?

[@wowdude5056]

17:36 the small glimmer of hope Alek had was beautiful

[@p11no]

the "that could've been me" was really genuine

[@whatthefuck6982]

This video should’ve been named “Depression Shots”

[@tyoll4]

Great content as always. Everyone bitches and moans when someone makes a decision in life that makes then leave the group. But they’re just trying to live their life the way they want to. And all we need are these two boys right here. I love both of you and have been watching for years. I love these sets and every video you guys put up. Keep up the great work and don’t let any of the negativity get to you. Love you guys

[@hoticeisnice1354]

10:17 look how James tries to grab the crystal pepsi to drink but then decided to just let it burn... He’s torturing himself guys

[@killsalot78]

19:11 and now they are admins on GTA RP servers LOL, nothing changed

[@abbysoriano3654]

The funniest part is that even after taking that horrible shot, James still took the last shot. Aleks "Don't do it" makes it even more funny.

[@WalpurgisDei]

This is so upsetting. Alexa, please play Yet To Show by 7 Birches

[@Aidy]

you can really see how strong their friendship is, only aleks and james would be concerned about each other's well-being when being made to take the most horrific shots they've made on this channel it's beautiful to see

[@marcpeukert6078]

the editing on this video is beyond god like ... i love it

[@ivoryvaldis9365]

this entire video was phenomenal, but nothing got me as hard as 22:33 when it suddenly cut from james on the brink of death to him doing the second shot and aleks saying "don't do it"

[@e.t.b1455]

This has the mood of ww1 and Vietnam war troops fighting a pointless war

[@thetravellingwanderer6923]

This is like one of those thriller/horror movies where these two random guys are put together in a horrifying/gruesome spin off game where only one survives.

[@GalacticLoafy]

I think the top ramen pickle juice one was by far the worst; it looked really painful. The spicy one looked gnarly too but I feel like I could have handled that one. Plus aleks talking about going back to school and doing something else with his life had me in tears. Mix of emotions here 😂

[@Derikimi]

James had that super hero stance when puking. One fist on the ground and another holding his stomach in pain. What a hero.

[@mr.goochthethird1222]

"Why ?......that could have been me" "Was there redbull in this?.........no?.......so thats just my fear" This shit got real, real quick XD

[@Zissou42]

I now realize I watched Cow Chop for the cinematography more than the humour. Impeccable.

[@mamba5445]

I loved this vid. Their misery and pain really had me laughing hard.

[@codymullins5729]

Aleks having an existential crisis while james was dying in the garbage can is probably the best way i can describe this channel. And i love it