BB-8 with Subtitles

[@Julia.Taunton-Clark99]

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating." BB-8/Anakin Skywalker

[@_stay_5506]

Julia Taunton-Clark bb8 is the reincarnation of anakin skywalker

[@colewales9308]

Julia Taunton-Clark died there

[@mashedpotatoesgaming454]

A N D I T G E T S E V E R Y W H E R E

[@GB_B]

Julia Taunton-Clark Bb skywalker

[@snekladyrobin]

Julia Taunton-Clark and me whenever I go to the beach. There is nothing wrong with saying this, you only shouldn't use it as a goddamn pickup line

[@GeorgeCowsert]

I love the idea that all droids just spew profanity with no restraint.

[@roxypicasso66]

bb-8 and R2-D2 are the most vulgar characters in the whole saga.. *they beeped out everything they said*

[@impossible9690]

@@roxypicasso66 hmmm

[@ShamanMcLamie]

From what I've heard the scripts for A New Hope actually had dialog for R2-D2. Let's just say the language was rather salty.

[@ChupeTTe]

@@ShamanMcLamie From there they got the idea for Chopper

[@rockrollangel1972]

@@roxypicasso66 LMAO!!!!

[@legomaster7982]

That was really funny :D I loved the "I hope you get shot" "I hope so too" "Atleast we agree on something"

[@lorddedede1067]

Mine was definitely “I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going”

[@casrice318]

Oh god.

[@janharvyl1407]

legomaster 3:54

[@noppio9487]

legomaster mine was when he said *that was lit*

[@super-jim]

BB8 says "GLAD" NOT WTLEAST

[@thelonewolfgamer8357]

I died at: Finn: “Poe didn’t make it” BB-7: “But my weed.”

[@thelonewolfgamer8357]

BB-8

[@CraftyJ]

Same

[@michaelliao4788]

BB-7. looks like someone has a big brain

[@micahbell7530]

Who is poe

[@Gumballrulez21]

"MARY SUE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD AT EVERYTHING!" lmfao

[@alexdoom4254]

Gumball Rulez I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going xD

[@robertomendoza2330]

Gumball Rulez ii

[@phuocngo4671]

Gumball Rulez jjjj

[@filteredvitaminsubstance8744]

Gumball Rulez i am your 800th like

[@vader.8086]

Gumball Rulez She somehow beat my Grandson in TFA without knowing anything about his tactics and movement. Also he beat Finn easily and he couldn't beat her. F*CK JJ ABRAMS!

[@joshbennema]

"A meme is born, they see me rollin" too funny xD

[@YTSirBlack]

"They hatin'"

[@charangel2229]

9

[@tylermellors4506]

"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going" Gold

[@somethingcompletelydifferent]

tentacles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@sire-8422]

Dumbledore, aren't you supposed to be in a painting at Hogwarts?

[@tylermellors4506]

Dragon Master technology advances my dear friends

[@kennethmatos98]

Albus Dumbledore I lost all respect for bb8 then

[@whathell6t]

Albus Dumbledore You should participate in the 3rd Holy Grail War from Fate/Zero. I think you can beat Caster-Guy de Rais (the guy likes to torture and kill children and women with magic, take a look: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqrdh2SJgqx-rZI ) into a bloody pulp or at least gouge his eyes out so he doesn’t look at his “work of art”. You will have a hard time dealing with Archer-Gilgamesh and Berserker-Lancelot which can use their magic like this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/imiyioOYaMuHhpI

[@toast7497]

"SLOW DOWN IM SMOL" I'm dying 😂

[@aimdudlerman7790]

hi dying

[@chloeprice9649]

"this is not my ideal terrain."

[@Pleshie]

No you're SMOL

[@yeetyeetbeep]

I was like wouldnt ,,IM THICC'' fit better?

[@zegpath81]

A Scottish Seagull this is not my ideal terrain.

[@Carlos_14555]

"I guess you can say that was pretty lit" lol😂

[@noppio9487]

Carlos Gonzalez yeah im ded

[@shanemeaney2767]

Ikr

[@darmandez]

" you just shush me stupid Mary Sue" ok I'm ded.

[@billysanderson4921]

darmandez i like how all of you will call her a mary sue but not realize that in the original trilogies luke was a gary stue

[@wallywest4055]

Billy Sanderson Luke had to train to get to where he is, whereas Rey can do all of that with zero training, so Luke isn't a Gary Stu. E.g.: It took until the 3rd movie for Luke to use the Mind Trick after training under Yoda, while Rey did it shortly after learning she was Force Sensitive and not having any training.

[@glados5180]

Luke fails, rey does not.

[@TheSEAempire]

GLaDOS so rey didnt get captured by kylo ren, or get captured by snoke, or almost lose to kylo in tros, or die fighting palpatine. To say that she doesnt fail is proof that you didnt watch the movies, your just spewing garbage that other people have said in spite

[@bleedingmasque.6193]

@@wallywest4055 Luke had no idea what the Force was when he met Ben. Rey at least has an idea of how it works from the stories she's heard despite not knowing what it really is until the Last Jedi. And it's a common enough fact in the established films before the sequels what a Jedi mind trick is. Jabba, Watto (a junk trader on an outer rim planet that doesn't use government issued currency.) Jabba is shown to have interactions at least with the Jedi in the Clone Wars, but that doesn't really stretch to Watto and pre-episode 1. It's also described in the movie's novelization Rey's kind of thought process trying to pry into the stormtrooper's mind. And how did Luke have any idea the "use the Force, Luke" thing would work in A New Hope? How did he know that pulling the lightsaber from the snow would work in Empire when there's basically no evidence that Luke had any conversation with ghost Ben after the Battle of Yavin? This is just going off of the movies, no other material that a lot of people wouldn't bother to learn about, or might not even really have access to. Think fast, Flash. And if you want someone to back this up, there's a channel called Cosmonaut Variety Hour with good reason against the carbonite copy, bad movies and Mary Sue arguments some of which are too good to ignore or paraphrase

[@abandonedchannelnewoneinla6140]

“NO MARY SUE DONT TAKE THE STARS! why.did.you.take.the.stairs. “I’m dying XD

[@ambiguoussarcasm]

“My stash is in Poe’s x-wing” Poe was a spice runner

[@saragolightly]

That's probably how BB-8 got hooked on it hahaha

[@Spiralredd]

You were a spice runner? You were a stormtrooper?

[@joshgreene1425]

Finn "get a us there as fast as you can!" *Thumbs up* BB8 *middle finger lighter* "f off." Am I the only one who noticed the editor made his thumbs up into a middle finger?

[@rryumi]

JavaJiveGaming O.O It has always been a middlefinger.

[@mistamysteriuh]

No

[@slycooper4946]

This is so funny bb8 really loves his weed

[@kormit7814]

SlyCooper494 ._. Well no shit Sherlock

[@alexburford4758]

but, my weed lmfao

[@devynthomas8988]

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

[@ausername5410]

When Han said “move ball” BB8 should’ve said “says the guy with the walking carpet”

[@robertcop2159]

“Have you ever met a marketing tool? ’Cuz you have now.”

[@justaguyguy7440]

Not saying I have Drugs we got go

[@BinDirectory]

Now this is pod racing

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

The thought the creator of the BB-series Astromechs had: "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick."

[@tyrannapusandfriends6254]

Just me says it better than Anakin lol

[@ghostlysi]

2:31 Guys we got it all wrong BB-8 was flipping Finn off, not giving him a thumbs up. But seriously this gave me a laugh. 😂

[@Adam-tj4ci]

funny but if u left the subtitles on a bit longer it would be better

[@UnitAlir]

I had to constantly pause rewind and then space space space space space space

[@denialijevic1192]

i agree but he does not care and exept me 46 ppl agrees + u

[@scribblecloud]

it makes it funnier

[@scribblecloud]

this isnt even my language and i could read it perfectly fine without pausing just once

[@Joelmillerz]

Adam Gordon maybe if you could read faster it would be better, mate it’s supposed to be quick

[@pauleverywhere]

POE DID YOU SAVE THE WEED

[@xaskfy6438]

pauleverywhere That's the only thing BB-8 cares about

[@madfire8403]

Imagine an independent astromech droid that has its own ship and is a smuggler

[@eggsablaze9752]

20% of comments: "Mary Sue" XD 10% of comments: A meme is born! 5% of comments: Real star wars talk. 5% of comments: Wishing subtitles were slower. 90% of comments: Quotes from the video.

[@jamiep0495]

Mate you can't even do simple maths 20+90+10+5+5 is 130, not 100

[@eggsablaze9752]

Lol, "Mate" read it again.

[@eggsablaze9752]

20% and 10% were both quotes.

[@jamiep0495]

EggsAblaze then put 60% other quotes ya fucking numpty

[@eggsablaze9752]

jamiedodgr69 just gotta be smart. I guess you aren't

[@averyoriginalname1547]

"You gotta tell us where your base is." "i don't gotta do shit" i love it

[@native2020]

*Explodes* "Well I guess you could say it was lit."

[@urmomgay1131]

“IVE SEEN ENOUGH HENTAI TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING”

[@Yoyo-mo7id]

So thats his middle finger when he says fuck off XDDDDDDD OMG MY BB8 IS SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE BUT DAMN THIS IS SO FUNNNYY LMAO

[@janharvyl1407]

Catherine Cheung 🖕

[@damienwayne8857]

You hurt Chewy you're going to deal with me

[@lailukaislurking]

I think you're going to have to deal with Chewy first.

[@Koot2887]

3:12 NOPENOPENOPENOPE

[@ГотаБГ]

Engie mode: ON GOTTAMOVETHATGEARUP!

[@bakenbacongaming4255]

R2D2 just says “You’re a disgrace”

[@comicbeliever7354]

"poe didn't make it" "But my weed" Im dying hahahahhahaha

[@noageva1238]

"hear that? that's the sound of impending doom" ok im done

[@raijyn2452]

I don't condone that gesture, but it actually seems more believable with those subtitles.

[@dovethefemalerobin1023]

SLOW DOWN!! IM A SMOL BEAN DROID

[@hybrid5568]

"That guy flipped me off."

[@bleach203]

Ramon Cloke "BOOM" "oops"

[@deezballer]

the fact that bb8 cared more about his stash than poe almost dying is fucking hilarious

[@mayoandthensome5322]

That's exactly what I thought the lighter meant

[@dairbeag5302]

YOU HURT CHEWIE, YOU'RE GONNA DE-

[@Kilovotis]

1:42 lol

[@jackiemcclain7756]

but my weed

[@faustinabaldinelli4766]

KiboTAS - Gaming and Animations I

[@paulnewmo]

I liked the Good bye Mary Sue see you in Episode 8.

[@GunnarTobus]

I like that just about every video on droids with subtitles has accepted the head-canon that they swear excessively.

[@bradythehamster2071]

"POE POE DID YOU SAVE MY WEED"😂 that's all what BB-8 cared about 🏀🌴

[@cow9066]

"Don't ignore me, I'm adorable." Was hilarious

[@agenerictemplarknight3724]

*"buy me a happy meal"* *EDIT:Wow,this is the most likes i have ever got.* *Edit 2: wtf how do i get all these likes,anyways thank you guys*

[@lololololy6303]

Vritz i love that part

[@vadernation1233]

Pretty please

[@ri640]

Shut ur EDIT: head ass up

[@KeishenLloyd]

"AIGHT. LISTEN UP. Not saying I have drugs, but we gotta go." That is an amazing line. lol

[@gaffers2325]

0:27 to 0:30 was the best transition ever made

[@onlinegamerth2609]

0:40 BB-8 : I don't like sand Anakin (force): me too

[@supersmashbro596]

we need bb-8 but voiced by stephen hawking.

[@davidhong1934]

He's dead

[@loitlois]

"YOU WALKING CARPET" "UR CARPET IS AN ASSHOLE" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING! 😂👌

[@danielkarbozov8026]

The line about I don’t like sand was funny 😂 anakin would be proud that I’m not alone I love bb8

[@GamerJosh2611]

Ah BB-8, one of the few things to come out of the sequels that I absolutely adore

[@zegpath81]

I can't believe have casually BB-8 said "help I'm dying I need medical assistance."

[@a_valid_weirdo]

1:25 That one little head movement was SO ADORABLE!

[@a_valid_weirdo]

Well, just before 1:25

[@connortg5]

3:54 best line

[@annakrawczuk5221]

STRONGLY UNDERRATED

[@jadijadi899]

this will always be the best BB-8 subtitled video for me thank

[@evelynevenetsky1638]

“You stupid walking carpet”I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING 😂

[@wolfknight4876]

BB-8: “Thank the maker, I want him dead-“ Rey: “Shhhh!” BB-8: “Did you just f@#$&% shush me?” I’m dying 😆

[@galaxis167]

I can not watch episode 7 again after I watched this. This was marvelous

[@SuperMario2401]

You earned a sub, now please do episode 8 when it comes out on blu ray

[@Bitsy83]

Weebins Lord of bathroom dumbos Seriously! I can only imagine what Bb8 was saying during the casino scene with that drunk....thing.

[@bobsempletank5362]

Poe! Did you save the weed?

[@EmilMacko]

This is indeed wholesome

[@thebossofgames10178]

And that is why bb8 doesn't have subtitles

[@EricSlon]

Bb8 is SAVAGE

[@oraleVaquero]

Doctor: you have only 4:45 minutes left Me watching this video

[@pleasekillme2693]

“Not saying that I have drugs but..” *we gotta go*

[@GVKYU]

1:24 Buy me a happy meal, pretty pls. *THATZ SO CUTE!*

[@barasihombing1629]

I like it when BB8 says Stfu I can move faster than you and C3P0 says Yes. XD

[@patrik-w2d]

2:58 whats a bb unit? my name is steve. i work here. LMAO

[@isa-cj3lq]

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating." Welp this is too much for me xD this meme

[@Fidelitye]

*Mary Sue* XD

[@matthewwhite4564]

Because Rey is nothing more than a stupid plot devicey mary sue with nothing going for her other than her looks :)

[@DDDiego]

Hoi hoi hoi Hoi idk honestly just a name for Rey that came out of the blue after TFA came out

[@diegopansini3152]

Hoi hoi hoi Hoi Mary Sue means overpowered character that can exaggeratedly do anything perfectly. Like Batman

[@Сайтамен]

@@diegopansini3152 Batman can't. In movies, at least.

[@derpyunicorn8542]

That lighter will now forever look like a middle finger to me

[@ish9506]

Finn: you gotta tell us where your base is B.B. 8:I don’t gotta do sh*t Me: lmfao’ing

[@cameronrastedt3090]

Have you ever met a marketing tool? Well u have now... I’m ded 😂

[@theprofessors3243]

The "I an't gonna do shit" and the one where he goes thumbs up and bb8 just be like "fuck off" Is the best xD

[@SloppyJoe-ke7gq]

“Poe didn’t make it” “my weed...”

[@omega1306]

This man straight up predicted Poe having drugs

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

BB-8 just became 10 times better

[@joehansonn]

AIGHT, LISTEN UP. Not that I have drugs or anything BUT WE NEED TO LEAVE Omg u legend. U earned urself a sub

[@XenoTronusWeePoo850]

R2-D2 & BB-8 Spinoff, anyone?

[@ryan-dq2bd]

BB-8: Hope you get shot! Rey: I hope so too.. BB-8: Glad we agreed on something 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bonniegamahnyan6633]

BB-8.exe has stopped working

[@vampirefrannaz]

BB-8 kicks ass! That droid has attitude. Great video!

[@oakley9022]

Did you just say rathtars? “Yes he said rathtars. Pay attention.” 2:38

[@soundwave8466]

The stubtitles gave him so much more peraonality!

[@itz_kamui12]

"I've seen enough hentai" Me too buddy

[@boltfantasticated9705]

“In an earrape voice” *NOW THIS IS PODRACING!!!!!!*

[@primenebula0497]

Super funny but half the time I couldn’t read the text cuz it was on there like half a second

[@dairbeag5302]

You can pause the video, just saying

[@wyldewest5613]

Alisdair Kennedy pausing it every 2 seconds is inconvenient and even harder to get on the correct 1/2 second on a phone.

[@lucaswells933]

Tk Gaming it's makes it more realistic

[@calliecalamari6674]

B-B-8 HAS LOCATED THE *H A P P Y M E A L*

[@op_Dare]

1:49 Rey:Are you okay? BB8:No! WTF.

[@OfficialDrize]

Poe’s X-Wing: *explodes* BB-8: Well the evidence is gone

[@mayagonzalez5154]

Soooooo BB-8 is the new Damian Wayne of Star Wars right? That’s where this is going?

[@crangejo]

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH HENTAI TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING BB-8, a long time ago

[@facoulac]

3:54

[@queenjayisokay1989]

Greece ! Best friends

[@facoulac]

Kieran Farrell ?

[@vadernation1233]

from the video

[@VeneCH0507]

2:19 "Mary Sue? Fake Resistance?" That moment is 😂

[@klaus9356]

2:29 LOVE THAT PART 😂😂😂

[@guntherkn5141]

'I've seen enough hentai i know where this is going' This made my day

[@oRaven]

3:53 I hope too ! Xd

[@ivo4197]

Finn: get us fastess you can Bb8: fuck off

[@artemis8011]

A NEW MEME IS BORN! THEY SEE ME ROLLING!!! Wait.... *Looks on internet* nope it was born 4 years ago

[@davidguthary8147]

...when the scene first came out....

[@hopefrog7856]

This just makes Bb8 my favorite character