Lines you wouldn't hear in a superhero movie | Mock the Week - BBC

[@badblokebob]

The suggestions for jokes in these comments really make you appreciate how good professional comedians are...

[@joeygenes]

You realize the delivery and *laughing sounds* makes a huge difference right?

[@Ultrasonix3]

I would like your comment but you're on 666

[@damla5665]

Tedison yeah, i relaize that. the comments still aint funny.

[@Corc-Duibhne]

@@joeygenes written joke can be funny. Generally not these ones

[@bt3743]

r/murderedbywords

[@dariushcreates]

"A gas leak at the orphange, sounds like a job for me - THE HUMAN TORCH." Josh Widdicom's joke was prob the funniest for me in Scenes Wed Like To See - Superhero film

[@elliotdawn757]

2:06 "Hey, spider-man, hi. I got a STI so when you said you were swinging around New York what exactly did you mean?" I CRACKED UP

[@BasilRefaey80]

I didn't understand this one though... is it culture for New York or something? can you explain it?

[@elliotdawn757]

@@BasilRefaey80 STI is a sexually transmitted disease, and swinging around is slang for having sex with a lot of people

[@just-tess]

swinging basically means sleeping around would've worked better with "I have an STI" at the end IMO

[@Zoe-bx9bp]

"I Thor I Thor a puddy tat" is probably one of the best lines I've ever seen on one of these

[@danimayb]

Simple things...

[@humanbeing2299]

“I have collected all of the infinity stones and that means that I’m entitled to a free coffee” Me: and make it snappy

[@JamesSamson487]

Half cream, half sugar, perfectly balanced...

[@punkwrestle]

James Samson if it’s half cream and half sugar, how would you get any coffee in there?

[@samueljamesparry]

@@JamesSamson487 *as all things should be*

[@humanbeing2299]

@@bluebear1985 ...how is that a reference to endgame?

[@kjamison5951]

Ba-dum Tish! Love it!

[@Ineddiblehulk]

He stole my name...

[@tombstonerforever9374]

Are you made of kale?

[@asgardianlord6849]

r/beetlejuicing

[@davidkavanagh8294]

Tarish Sen stop linking subreddits outside of reddit

[@sarcasmo57]

A lot of girls call me the incredible hunk.

[@aidanf04]

'I am Thor, and next year, I will be five.'

[@fredh1720]

*thive, surely

[@TheHollaata]

web on laptop screen was a good one

[@andrewdeighton8228]

I’m Batman and I now face my deadliest enemy...laryngitis

[@punkwrestle]

Throat cancer!

[@Tildybean42]

Thanos casually sipping a latte after destroying half of the universe

[@michaelscott6022]

"I used to be Thor, but the swelling has mostly gone down and I'm able to sit comfortably again."

[@noelstar1456]

Michael Scott no he isn’t 😂😂😂

[@kalebbruwer]

The swelling went up

[@Kanbei11]

Some people say Patient Man is still waiting for his time to come

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

lol

[@GiratinaofFury]

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? I really should know, I'm air traffic control."

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

LOL

[@Kirah_Giles]

1:35, "I have collected all the infinity stones, and I believe that means I'm entitled to a free coffee" 🤣🤣

[@TheHollaata]

2:51 I guess it was *too soon*

[@BiggusNickus]

He was referring to a children's football team that got stuck in a cave in Thailand a while ago.

[@paddyoclown]

yeah but how is it funny ?

[@JStorkey6]

We already know they survived though I don't think it's that controversial

[@BoBice111]

A diver who tried to rescue them didn't survive

[@roseshi6736]

“Nothing of interest has happened in New York this week.”

[@matti_xiii]

0:59 - Underrated. The cough itself was funny and the voice after that a great subversion.

[@TheRichmaster24]

"The police have everything perfectly under control"

[@abhajha7951]

Really good one

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

LOL

[@Threxis]

They did this before, Frankie Boyle said "is it a bird, is it a plane? Whatever it is it's heading straight for the world trade center!"

[@KyrstOak]

I'd love to hear a villain say "It's the Fantastic Four". *Knocks out/kills one* "Oh, sorry, Fantastic Three."

[@diehardrvdfan22]

On the reverse, I'd like to see them announce themselves as the Fantastic Four with some one who is not traditionally a member of the group, then Invisible Woman punches someone into a car and becomes visible again. So that they could go "Oh yeah, sorry about that, we just recently became the Fantastic Five. Forgot."

[@guyhunter2877]

@@diehardrvdfan22 which is why your name does not appear on the credits.

[@diehardrvdfan22]

@@guyhunter2877 What do you mean? Sorry?

[@impish_snake3526]

“Oop! Fantastic tw-sorry, Fantastic one-Oh! ... well I suppose we’ll have to cancel the show.”

[@DarkLordoftheMeme]

"We meet at last, electric man" "Er, no mate, I'm *the* electric man. You said something about needing some wiring installed on the doomsday device?" "Oh, yeah...erm...carry on then..."

[@NarutoxinZ]

"Where are the criminals? I can't seem them! I'm blind as a bat, man!"

[@daybreakrebornedits]

My entry: "Oh no! Central City is on fire, what are we going to do? ...Please install Flash."

[@AutomaticDuck300]

I don't get it

[@nintendoentersoft]

@@AutomaticDuck300 The Flash is the hero of central city. The joke is instead of the flash, central city needs to install Adobe Flash.

[@zlee001]

Can people Please not write their own jokes in the comment. They are so not funny.

[@biryanibitch2957]

zact lee a lot of the time the comments ive read on these vids are just as funny as the jokes in the video. we all have opinions but let people do what they want, the flash joke made me laugh

[@martintree1078]

The infinity stone one was gold

[@bimblecreations]

😂😂yeah

[@hamishaustin4854]

Bruce banner: here is my permission slip Teacher: thank you Bruce Wayne: here is my permission slip Teacher: why haven't your parents signed it

[@PureGoldNeverCorrodes]

Hamish Austin Bruce Banner has the same problem.

[@masere]

I believe Bruce and Clark have been lying because they've had the same mother's name sign both

[@xtheamazingax]

Ed Byrne... always making me laugh with whatever he says. :) that puddy tat joke! Tweety would be proud of you.

[@guyhunter2877]

he was crap live - lots of chat about baby poo - not funny - just a filler tour with no good jokes. hes better on tv with well rehearsed responses to other people's leads

[@DarkDemonicDating666]

@@guyhunter2877 Basically what Alan Davies is like, never makes his own jokes and always steps on others because he's an original liability. I don't like Alan Davies, just in case you didn't know 😅

[@BlueGlow26]

The first one was gold!

[@eamonahern7495]

"I thor..." it's always great when Ed Byrne is on form. 🤣

[@Psiberzerker]

A super-villain: "What do you say we attack somewhere other than New York this week? They'll never expect that!"

[@bluebear1985]

Boise wouldn't be a bad idea. 😁

[@Psiberzerker]

@@bluebear1985 Exactly. I'm just guessing there's no Stark Tower in Boise. At the very least, the closest Superhero to foil your evil plans would have to fly in from Seattle. I actually wrote my own Superteam in Saint Louis. Why? Because it's faster to fly from there to San Diego than from New York, or vice-versa. West Coast Avengers, Great Lakes Avengers... Okay, now what if somebody attacks Saint Louis, and shuts down shipping along the entire Mississippi river corridor? How long do we have to stop them? Okay, maybe it might be nice to have someone who doesn't have to fly thousands of miles to stop him.

[@techguy138]

Is it a bird ?,is it a plane ?,whatever it is it's heading for the world trade center

[@imogensymes4305]

techguy138 that was used before but a while ago

[@techguy138]

@@imogensymes4305 yeah I know I was referencing it ,it's from Frankie Boyle

[@imogensymes4305]

techguy138 I was actually trying to find it 😂

[@luwi5972]

@@ericolens3 r/woosh

[@poseydillock]

3 El Tercero r/whoosh much?

[@kevinbennett7615]

The god of thunder rode out one day, upon his favourite filly. "I'm Thor", he cried. The horse replied "You forgot your thaddle, thilly"

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

LOL

[@MarkusEmilBorg]

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No! It’s “a” me, MARIO!

[@willbrown1692]

“A Thai football team is stuck in the batcave” Oh no de fuckin didn’t 😂

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

"Spiderman look out! its Rolled Up Newspaperman!"

[@joecolclough3775]

The cat piss one cracked me up hahahahah

[@thedanielejackie846]

“Muuuuuuum! Thanos won’t give me back the infinity stones! It’s not fair!”

[@jakamneziak]

I am the worlds most useless superhero. I am thoughts and prayers man!

[@KyrstOak]

XD LOL

[@Ravenofthedog]

Or the even more useless superhero Atheist Jokes Man!!

[@silg7262]

@@Ravenofthedog *shrug* at least atheist jokes make me laugh! I have evidence of that lol

[@Nikk-Astyr]

The Bibleman!!! No seriously this is a thing look it up

[@BasilRefaey80]

@@Ravenofthedog lol ....i agree 100% lol

[@Winterharbourmusic]

A cricket reference Hurray

[@pdaddy1121]

There’s a Thai football team in the bat cave 😂😂😂😂

[@Gokubond_1984]

Reminds me of whose line is it anyway almost brought me to tears just thinking about the old days

[@zlee001]

Deadpool watching endgame : "YES! I put tony on the deadpool! Pay up wolvy!"

[@mrflibble1259]

"Can people please not write their own jokes in the comments. They are just so not funny" direct quote from yourself on a previous thread

[@zlee001]

@@mrflibble1259 mine is funny.

[@mrflibble1259]

@@zlee001 oh my apologies, didn't know Ricky Gervais had a KZbin account

[@BharathKumar-ox4fx]

1.52....Its a fantastic four...no just a single stoped on the boundary..😂😂😂

[@zlee001]

I dont get it.

[@BharathKumar-ox4fx]

@@zlee001 It's a 🏏 cricket term...Second popular sport in the world....If a batsman hits the ball and it reachs the boundary without touching the ground it's a Six/6 If not it's a four, fielder's will try to stop it ....Fantastic,Good,brilliant, stylish and so on words are added/used to highlight the technique and style with which the batsmen has hit the ball... It's🏏 Cricket.

[@zlee001]

@@BharathKumar-ox4fx second popular sport is wrestling entertainment.

[@okzoomer1127]

My entry (this is before Endgame): After achieving his goal of snapping and destroying half of all life in the universe, Thanos felt like he had nothing to do anymore. He was the most feared adversary the Avengers had come across, but he felt bored once he defeated them. So he got a job presenting Mock the Week.

[@sparshitasahu2539]

Talk about property damage while the superheroes kick ass 💀🤣 like it really really really goes unnoticed.

[@jaggass]

''Can you stop accusing me of seeing people on the side? it's not my fault im cross eyed''

[@julesmather2621]

Michael Langley What's that got to do with superheroes?

[@jaggass]

Because it's something you wouldn't hear in a superhero movie.

[@Lord_Skeptic]

1:10 it is ice cream

[@adrianwakulicz8828]

The thai bat cave one😂😂

[@AlbieMartin2017]

I can’t be the only one who noticed the slight trip 0.27?

[@lottielottie6659]

bigmike7442 0:27

[@Josh-cm9jw]

Look at your shirt, it's a creased up mess. Fury, it's time to summon Iron Man!

[@jamesw9873]

Nothing in this section will ever beat Frankie Boyles "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? ...well whatever it is, it's heading straight for the world trade centre"

[@livb6945]

Totally unfunny

[@jamesw9873]

@@livb6945 if you haven't got a sense of humour, sure

[@gwishart]

@@livb6945 Dead Yanks are always funny.

[@TheHollaata]

human torch I need to find something in the shed

[@DeaconArael]

Why so serious? Oh right, ‘cause I’m a scary clown with a weird make-up and I’m holding a knife, fair enough!

[@Liam-qn2kn]

1. Thank you robin you saved us.

[@pineapplepenumbra]

2:25 I hope it's not a wooden shed...

[@Michelle_Schu-blacka]

Ed Byrne stole my joke! When he said 'I, Thor...' I immediately thought of Tweety Pie. He must have traveled to the future with a mind-reading device stole it before retconing me and traveling back to the past to make it You owe me royalties Ed!!!

[@dx8pi6o48]

These guys are LEGENDS!

[@LordAaronus]

Deadpool... It's your arch nemesis.... Liverpool....

[@aaronhurst4379]

Really liked the new female comedian in both of this week's SWLTS

[@mechislander]

A naked dude swinging a baby iguana while chasing an elderly couple in a golf cart? It must be Florida Man!

[@Lord_Skeptic]

I had to sell the batmobile. I have now got the batclio.

[@GraemeSheridan]

I am Doctor DOOM!.... Yes and what other types of Heavy metal can you play?

[@chrisgarton4225]

Ello Mate, I’m Danny Dyer, and welcome to Britain’s Most Dangerous Superheroes!

[@TomFynn]

"White Van Man! Meet your Arch Nemesis: Speed Trap Man."

[@SuperSongbird21]

1:00 Didn't they use that gag with Batgirl in the DC Superhero Girls cartoon?

[@kxmode]

"I'm Thor, please give me an Advil!"

[@tizzieblack3384]

I want this back.

[@Scaro.s]

A ball stopped on the boundary would be much more likely to be a double or a three than a single

[@JosephSchneider26]

"You should've aimed for the hazelnut syrup"

[@lavistalimited4747]

To the Batcaravan!

[@isladuncan3647]

Ed looks so cute at 0:13

[@Astro_Rohan]

Can someone explain me the joke at 3:12 ? Seems like everyone enjoyed it a lot

[@fellowfranklin]

He is pretending to have a lisp. It's genuinely not that funny, but it's just supposed to be silly and a bit random

[@Adenon.W]

@@fellowfranklin it's a reference to Tweety saying it

[@Brownalebelly]

Kerry smashed it in this one

[@theindiescourge1936]

Who else is binge-watching?

[@rustkarl]

Spider man, just another boy who gets sticky hands after using the web

[@blaisexrusso]

The ineadible cale lol just dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃

[@AmirBrooks]

Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Yes. Oh....

[@charlotteblake1722]

Anyone else just binge watch these

[@jakebogus5361]

I'm Thor because it really hurts.

[@Agnethatheredhairkid]

I don't usually like Ed Byrne but he was bloody hilarious on this!

[@sparda100]

redhairkid I went to see him live last year Brilliant

[@morematcha]

The batman one was THE BESTTT

[@rustkarl]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.

[@moseshongangchang868]

Who else was reminded of "whose line is it anyway? "

[@gwishart]

Hardly surprising given that both series were created and produced by Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson.

[@masere]

Superman is fighting the superpowered bad guys and he's led them into the desert so none of Metropolis's buildings and citizens will be wiped out.

[@Something-ps3og]

Web on labtop screen 😂

[@andrewfenn3019]

It's me, Captain Stage Fright. AAAARRRGH!

[@G0DofRock]

Does anyone know what she is talking about at 0:40 ?? She can see Supermans pants...? I dont get it.

[@jakebogus5361]

Her exray vision looking at Clark kent.

[@G0DofRock]

@@jakebogus5361 That makes less sense..you dont see pants with xray vision, you use your normal vision.

[@Chickennuggetlover69]

If you look up an image of Superman you will see his pants are visible

[@gwishart]

@@G0DofRock I suspect you may be confused by British clothing terminology: pants = underwear covering the area between the waist and the top of the legs trousers = outerwear worn from the waist to the ankles, covering both legs separately.

[@juwonolubanwo2778]

The batman line was funny😂😂

[@IM-ku9gi]

What's the name of the comedian at 0:30

[@edwardkinsey5680]

Sorry Batman you can’t park your car there. It’s a loading bay

[@rnalonto]

Look, up in the sky... IT'S A BIRD... IT'S A PLANE... ...that's it.

[@notlukeq.o]

"oops"

[@ConstantChaos1]

Nish was hilarious in this one

[@bawbtehbildhar2762]

💀Thai football team stuck in the batcave cave

[@chrisgarton4225]

No I’m not Captain Puerto Rico, I’m Captain America.

[@Tralby19]

Explain the batcave one

[@parkerproductions4546]

"I, Doctor Doom, will rule the earth and you won't stop me!" "Doctor who?" "NO for crying out loud! It's spelt D-O-O-M = DOOM! Why does everyone keep calling me that?!!"

[@zlee001]

Not....... funny.....

[@thedoctorand]

How about "Superman's got nothing on me!"

[@VylonOblong]

My entry: Don't worry Batman the police have this under control

[@PureGoldNeverCorrodes]

nerd with a camera this was better than all of the ones in the video.

[@dougbriglmen716]

I'm Thor, i'm Thor a pussy cat😂🤣

[@randomguy-tg7ok]

"Egg."