Rejected Exam Questions | Mock the Week - BBC

[@professionalmemeenthusiast2117]

Criminology exam: Where is the best place to hide this body? You have one hour

[@Hexcade]

Or in my case an 8hr controlled assessment

[@johanbotha6240]

Page 2 on Google

[@jaggass]

''Question one. Have you been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?''

[@totallyoutofit6989]

Michael Langley omg 😂

[@ethanch3011]

Question two. Do you think that your entitled to some compensation?

[@Piscenova]

Michael Langley oh my god-

[@dariushcreates]

Andy Parsons: Yes... because that is the exact definition... of an accident. 😂😂😂

[@SilverHairedFreak25]

@@ethanch3011 Question three: "Are you paying too much for your car insurance?"

[@hanslee475]

Of Mice And Men: Tokyo Drift 😂😂😂😂😂

[@joe_z2042]

2 mice 2 men

[@rosiefay7283]

Hm. The only link is the "and". That's a pretty pathetic pun.

[@rosiefay7283]

@@joe_z2042 2 men 1 mouse

[@NoMoreHeroes2012]

Weirdly enough, I'd watch that

[@gordongecko5950]

Please can you explain it.

[@scottstalcup4453]

Ed's Cockney Hard Man question. Absolute LEGEND!

[@tomon5598]

Scott Stalcup Ikr. Best one of the video

[@Ub3rtim2]

Ed Gamble looks like he wants to laugh at all of his own jokes, but has been told to stop so he's really trying.

[@ItsThatVogue]

U mean ed byrne, ed gamble doesn't look like that at all

[@SamMatthewJ]

Average Commenter no it is ed gamble

[@avbi666]

Steele Man wtf.. u blind,

[@samo7230]

I am ed banger

[@rustkarl]

Either that or stifle a fart.

[@ninjadudeofficial]

I feel like there was a missed opportunity for "AQA GCSE Biology exam: Explain why this victorian newspaper drew Charles Darwin as a money"

[@RK-ep8qy]

Am I the only one that thinks that question wasn't that bad? I was more confused at the sick chickens question

[@spikeymikey9518]

The question made perfect sense. It was because of his belief in evolution from apes. Wow, too difficult?

[@FloxPepper]

TomsGuitarCovers they missed the k I think

[@oswinaltava]

At least you didn't get asked about independent companies in your biology exam...traumatized for life

[@tommurdoch1616]

Oswin Altava it was the easiest question on the paper as it's not biology

[@panicatthehippo3660]

Why was Charles Darwin a Victorian meme? Oh wait no that was a real question nevermind...

[@archie881000]

PanicAtTheHippo ! Brilliant

[@commentking9096]

Absolutely hilarious 😂

[@alimailk1919]

His ideals went against current ones

[@commentking9096]

just for comments haha 😂 same I didn’t understand it

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

Wait what?

[@sebastieng1707]

"Was it something YOU did ?" Killed me !! 🤣🤣🤣

[@eeshapatel58]

Heres mine😂 "Chemistry question 1". "Is inhaling febreeze dangerous". "Yes or YES".😂

[@Showmetheevidence-]

Milton cracks me up every time

[@Adam7ep]

Same here

[@ireneparkin3360]

By judging the angle of dangle, determine the measure of the pleasure?

[@reganator5000]

the fast and furious naming convention should be adopted for everything

[@Hotsteppermurdarah]

2.26 Milton cringing at the redheads 'joke'

[@Vedrajrm]

It's nice how they allow for each other's joke to sink In before starting their own

[@rustkarl]

Ed, Hugh and Milton are funny.

[@RUFU58]

I’ve watched pretty much all of these but this one is fantastic - they’re all really funny!

[@jackywackydoodah2821]

2:00

[@emivalx]

Philosophy exam. Question 1... or is it?

[@Algahiem]

My Entries: "Music History - Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp and who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?" "Marine Biology - Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" "Ethicl Studies - What would you do for a Klondike Bar? "Using the image provided, please draw a circle in the area where Waldo is" "Physics - Please explain Depack Chopra theories on quantum mechanics...because we sure as hell can't!"

[@joeblundy9185]

2:09 is the best one.

[@qfox16789]

Yeah but if its false then Cornwall does have a capital which is Truro. If it’s Truro which is is then the answer is Truro. Milton’s created a quiet the paradox

[@interestedbystander196]

No paradox. The only correct answer is "false".

[@AidanMillward]

Question one: do you like the music of Showaddywaddy?

[@persononinternet7868]

lol the jurassic park one

[@alyxsomerville2893]

NGL being a GCSE year 11 student and seeing a few of these in school. It fucking terrifies me man.

[@lucytomlin4800]

The sociology one was even more funny coz my dad did a sociology degree and is not in a job like that at all. He is the head of transport management for high speed 2 (basically a rlly good job which has nothing to do with his degree)

[@archerlady]

he could have used "Would you like chips with that"

[@fiscalorb7468]

Does anyone else think that at 1: 03 it describes borris ( before the election ) alot

[@alangaming2003]

Biology question 1 cock a ball IM dead 1:19

[@khalilokhal5398]

If jane is 30 years old, married, and has two children,... how old were you when you realized you should've married her ?

[@joelbates8243]

2:26 😂

[@Tcrumpen]

Do you like the music of shawaddy waddy?

[@iwillshowmyfeet1846]

Ben has 6 pens Jamal steals 4 pens What colour is jamal?

[@joeblundy9185]

Haha Shah That's racist...still funny though.

[@chrisgarton4225]

What’s love got to do with it?

[@gerrwooken]

How can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat? Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[@Death13Horseman]

Answer the following question: True or False? Justify your answer if false, and also justify if true.

[@Dembarrify]

0:23

[@samwilliams6820]

Define "Cordial"

[@peanutsthesquirrel5225]

I’ve got one: BONUS QUESTION: Identify one reason to read twilight. (Every single mark.) Also, you can’t say Anna Kendrick is in it, that’s the movie, you glittery vampire.

[@flyawaytodie]

"Mark on a map where Guam was" Ah, the good old days.

[@MARTINA-gc3tq]

Nish is so out of his depth without a script.

[@alexandradelliou]

2020: 3626

[@lonnwy]

Hmm now do I prefer hugh dennis or milton jones?answers after this comment thank you, xxxx

[@WardyLion]

English Literature exam, question one...yes, it’s about fucking Shakespeare!

[@Galerak1]

This was great, I thought it was really funny...... because I skipped through all the Nish Kumar segments 👍

[@mirora2212]

Ha hahahaa lol

[@jackdoyle7453]

Frankie Boyle is sorely missed from this show!

[@gamingjunkie6308]

“Nuclear physics, A Level. Mark on the map where Guam used to be.” IM DONE XD

[@jamesbrice3267]

That's what it gets for declaring independence.

[@katierose8240]

Here's mine: "If the nearest ASDA to my house takes 20 minutes to get there, why did it take my dad 12 years to get milk?"

[@ryanhofmann6233]

Because he wanted to go to one in Australia, he got lost in Australia and now he's trying to get back to the airport to get home but he's in the desert being raised by kangaroos and Steve Irwin

[@blazerheata6479]

It's just the traffic, he'll be back soon, probably.

[@pastelhurricane848]

When two people try to go at the same time it's so awkward

[@mbmbmbm]

Corafion Star true

[@AECSRQ]

True especially when there's only one urinal

[@samo7230]

Yessssss

[@dariushcreates]

I mean, what can ya do?

[@jackdavids2723]

If I were up there I wouldn't get to say one joke, not just because I always make people go before me and I hate racing to cashiers and the sort, but also because I'm not funny at all.

[@SuperSweetToffee]

Nish Kumar: "If Theresa has 330 seats in the Parliament and looses 13, how does she still have a job?" 😂😂😂

[@SupremeV1per]

Yes

[@j1sh695]

I know! I watched the video too!

[@Yakito666]

"lose". Loose pats, lose your pants.

[@charliegeraldjr5926]

Bobby Jay 👍😂😂😂😂😂

[@janemary8339]

Well.....not anymore

[@kingdomofskeough6880]

"Cornwall has no capital: False or Truro?" 😂😂😂

[@mysticmagic343]

Pretty sure it's Truro

[@QueenOfBrokenStone]

@@shapeovertime6364 I assume you're a time traveler then or somehow managed to find the fountain of youth and are just extremely old, because Launceston was only county town til 1835, when it was replaced by Bodmin, which then in turn was replaced by Truro.

[@QemeH]

Canada has a Prime Minister: False of Trudeau?

[@danielchampion1548]

Being from Truro myself, I can confirm it is Truro that Truro is the capital of Cornwall

[@villamad8040]

Watching this in 2019 waiting for AQA to put one of these on an exam

[@thatrandomguyrandomness7500]

Cosidering the draw a cell in biology paper 1 i wouldnt be suprised

[@Sarah-tm5bz]

frr

[@ashleyclacy8879]

@@thatrandomguyrandomness7500 seriously wtf was that question

[@thatrandomguyrandomness7500]

reuben clacy i almost started laughin tbh gl on results day

[@oabuseer]

The Of Mice and Men joke was fab

[@ayaazbukhari8654]

oabuseer 😂😂😂 ikr

[@theguythatmakesyoumad3834]

Of Two Mice, Two men and one cup

[@totallyoutofit6989]

oabuseer ikr?? 😅

[@stewarthills9344]

Should be Of Mice and Men: Salinas Drift

[@awjamac4898]

fate of the mice

[@daniellemhall1358]

As a former Sociology major that was a solid burn.... I still laughed.

[@LakeFX]

Nish's "Of Mice and Men" joke is my absolute favorite he's ever done.

[@Alinor24]

"Why do mummy and daddy not love each other anymore? Was it something you did?" When I write it down it doesn't look funny, but they way he said it :DDD

[@rustkarl]

Some of Ed’s best shots are in the delivery.

[@maelstrom197]

I can imagine Ed Gamble, Ed Byrne and Nish Kumar as the rowdy lads in year 11 that all the teachers hated and all the other students loved.

[@jaggass]

If freeedom of speech exists in the UK then why did Vodafone charge me to have a rant at my ex wife?

[@Ballacha]

because it gives you the freedom to choose to keep your sad thoughts to yourself.

[@dariushcreates]

Dats dee jook - McBain

[@obliviouz]

Ruined it. Should've gone with "free speech".

[@bizarrebunny5579]

“Theology question one? Is there a god... you better hope so look at this next question” killed me 😂😂

[@calebartley3045]

Physics Exam Q1: Calculate the best angle of light reflected of Dara's head and onto a seagull above

[@JonathanNichollstechandsuch8]

IGCSE Maths: If you have 10 boxes of biscuits, each with 20 biscuits in them, then how the hell did you manage to eat all of them within a day of buying them?

[@leo_warren]

Jonathan Nicholls The fact it's an IGCSE is a joke in itself

[@kiarona.]

Stop attacking me! 😂😂😅😅

[@oqibidipo]

With milk.

[@RBenjo21]

Music, Question 1: # Can you hear the drums, Fernando? #

[@shanhussain6114]

Welcome to your Advanced Chemistry exam. Question one: Can you make meth? Question two: Can you make some right now? I promise I'll pay next week, I just need a teenth

[@Chefcouchon]

I would love them to do a reunion episode with Frankie, Hugh, Andy, Milton, Russell Howard and Ed Byrne just for one night only

[@blackutdmen1626]

That would be awesome

[@kpman644]

Hazza The BBC hate frankie

[@joaquinsinay9775]

Kevin O'Riordan that's why the public loves him.

[@joeblundy9185]

Kevin O'Riordan If the BBC hated Frankie he wouldn't have his own show on BBC 2.

[@romainsavioz5466]

@@kpman644 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Afroman764]

Question one of Music A level. “And the band was A- Made of Rubber B- Written by Tim Firth or C- Showaddywaddy”

[@kylestubbs8867]

He stopped making that joke a while before this episode.

[@romainsavioz5466]

@@kylestubbs8867 yes and

[@rubywest5166]

Alternatively, a French exam is the same as an English exam, but spoken more slowly and with hand gestures

[@emjackson2289]

First line from novel being "Welcome to Jurassic Park" - Billy and the Clonesaurus surely?

[@UsernameHere51]

English Oral Exam: Spell I Cup

[@UsernameHere51]

OBaxter 2603 I know it’s an old overused joke....that’s kind of the whole point...

[@totallyoutofit6989]

Little Misty-eyed Ha

[@totallyoutofit6989]

OBaxter 2603 jesus Christ calm the fuck down

[@jackbutler354]

@@baxter2402 dude calm down its just a _joke_

[@baxter2402]

jack butler mans replying to something over a year ago thinking I’m mad

[@jacobcompagna5304]

Nuclear physics question 1 mark on a map where Guam used to be. XD I'm dieing over that one

[@Lord_Skeptic]

How old is the universe 1. About 13820000000 years 2. About 6000 years 3. I am not going to get into a religious debate with you

[@Lord_Skeptic]

extension to the french exam question. australian exam. guess where I am going with this one.

[@joeysukhi6889]

The red haired lady is cringy. She's not funny

[@dvg4868]

That twerking joke would not have any laughs if there was no laughing track

[@hanslee475]

DVG I think that was an intentional bad pun, like many others made by Josh and Ed

[@dani72ie]

I agree. Holly Walsh & Zoe Lyons were much funnier.

[@robertbrookes2000]

Every time she walks to the mic I think, is she gonna make a joke that isn't an innuendo for once?

[@Erika-313]

@@robertbrookes2000 Do you ever realize how many dick jokes are on this show? What's with your double standard?

[@NibberKSmooth]

Hugh, Ed and Milton are geniuses.

[@jesseberg3271]

Milton is a genius, Hugh just works really really hard (and go great effect) and Ed... I think Ed is usually just chemically enhanced. Love all three of them.

[@jaggass]

''Millions of pounds has been raised for Children In Need over the years. Should i get my 6 yr old son to make a sob story so we get a shit load of money?''

[@oabuseer]

Michael Langley Ehhhh

[@LoogiTheDino]

That Cornwall joke tho :o

[@yahyasajid5113]

Luigi2012SM64 don't get it

[@JamieGifford]

Truro is the capital of Cornwall.

[@xander5637]

Anyone here actually from Cornwall?

[@JamieGifford]

Yes - Perranporth

[@xander5637]

Jamie Gifford Music Oh cool! I’m from Newquay.

[@Swinsor]

I love watching them think it’s their turn so they try to take it but someone else does so they get the walk of shame.

[@TomFynn]

"How did Teresa May become Prime Minister? Discuss. No, seriously, we'd like to know too."

[@darshandesai2304]

If Lionel Messi's salary is £10,000,000 a year and the tax rate in Spain is 51%, Work out how much tax he pays?

[@theluckiesteh9058]

The Fate of The Mice & Men.

[@joe_z2042]

mice 5

[@joe_z2042]

Men 7

[@martini668]

Love when they laugh at each other jokes

[@moxgirl5]

LMAO Ed's "write it in foreign" joke xD

[@aslanilyayasa8146]

I didn't get it can you help

[@Maerahn]

@@aslanilyayasa8146 It's mocking the British attitude to learning foreign languages in school, i.e. the education system is set up that we only do a half-assed attempt at it, because we assume everywhere else knows how to speak English (because they actually learn to PROPERLY, from a really young age) so why should we put much effort into learning other languages? The education system will get over its arrogance in that sense eventually - we can only hope.

[@writerinprogress]

@@aslanilyayasa8146 It's taking the piss out of British education system's half-assed teaching of foreign languages in schools, combined with the Brits' reputation for travelling all over the world and expecting everyone to speak English to them (which the rest of the world inevitably does because they CAN, because THEY'RE taught properly from a very young age to learn languages other than their native one.)

[@Lord_Skeptic]

0:16 welcome to the Australian exam. Guess where I am going with this one.

[@oliverbarnett4619]

They are contracted to have at least 1 female comedian on every episode.

[@axolotlking11]

OLIVER BARNETT it's called equality... And feminism

[@kinsmed]

Really? I've seen plenty with 6 white males. Was that not enough for you?

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

Nerdybirdie Equality would be contractually obligated to ALLOW female comedians on.

[@oliverbarnett4619]

I know it is I am merely making a statement. im all for it female comedians being on the show and being respected like male comedians. perhaps next time you read what I have written not what you want to read.

[@oliverbarnett4619]

this contract was only brought in in the last few years. i know the producer of the show.

[@juliaverrier]

Dude in the grey shirt is fittttt

[@mohamedissa1998]

Ed Gamble

[@peacook7069]

Political Science - Question One: Do you need pens and paper?

[@rockythefox1]

Question 1: have you gotten PPI in the last year?

[@AgressiveScreaming]

If train A left station B at 9 AM going 30 miles per hour, and train B left station A at 10 AM going 40 miles per hour, why did my wife leave me?

[@chrisgarton4225]

Circle the letters A, B, C, D, or F to predict your letter grade on this exam. (I know you won’t get an A)

[@ToDahRANDOMOBILE]

Ed Gamble is the gift that keeps on giving

[@noielspearman9757]

If John has 290 electoral votes and Donald has 232, who is the winner?

[@BennyTheBrawler]

They've definitely added a crowd laughing sound effect

[@dabossman5650]

Ben Scott yep

[@robertbrookes2000]

Da Bossman Nah, that was all Nish Kumar

[@gwynleah204]

Mock the Week is literally filmed in front of a live audience.

[@MrSammyTeee]

yes but they still overdub with a laughter track

[@kovalentinenepolinesukrusa4886]

tv studios usually tell people when to laugh

[@alyr228]

I've got my year 11 yearly exams on this week and I don't know what or where this show has come from, and I understand nothing, but this numbs the pain, so I'll take it.

[@jacob_filmmaker]

1:17 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@scottscott232]

Nish is just so very very funny. Has me crying with laughter all the time.

[@jamiemarshall6832]

Explain romeo and juliet relationship by writing everything you know about from the movie with leonardo DiCraprio before realising in Shakespearean Italy no one had a gun?

[@davidedwards3361]

There will be a lecture on Time Travel in the library, 2 weeks ago.

[@lizzielawton6770]

"Cockney hardman exam: question one- the _fuck_ you lookin at?" LEGENDARY

[@andrewfenn3019]

Mind readers exam. Question one: 😳

[@amiematthews8393]

I’m waiting for this years one of rejected exam questions..... I really hope you do one

[@tiamta]

Psychology: Why?

[@eamonahern7495]

If I have 2 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other how much of a drinking problem do I have?