Mr Khan’s Most HILARIOUS Moments from Series 2 | Citizen Khan | BBC Comedy Greats

Contains adult humour Take a trip to Sparkhill for some of Mr Khan’s funniest moments from Series 2!
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[@leoinestephens8949]

I wish this show still continues...Pakistan, India, Srilankan, Bangladesh south east Asian countries people in UK accepting their kids to watch all Hollywood , Netflix rubbish but thinking this program not good...really this comedy is a happy medicine

[@pattas2005]

16:02 - "I don't know whether you've noticed Dave but you're not part of the Asian community. Look at me, face brown, hair black, that's an Asian. Look at you, face white, hair ginger, that's a ginger." "I see only human beings Mr Khan, I'm completely colourblind." "Well you'd have to be to put up with that hair." The entire series is so funny! I love it 😂

[@diptipatel525]

I liked the line “In our culture your bride becomes your maid” and he’s not joking!!!

[@umesalma877]

i was dying

[@liyangajay8621]

Mr. Khan is the human version of king julien😂❤

[@sayedashah4574]

😂😂😂

[@dwaynebest5655]

Morris 🔥🤣🤣

[@AbrarKhan-hz2mm]

very true lol😂🤣

[@cherylbaker4290]

🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾🧕🏾

[@teem5642]

😂 😂 😂 😂 No doubt

[@braveheart816]

This was such a hit show and those were different times .... now ppl get offended by anything and half of the jokes will offend someone for sure .... ppl were so open minded with a great sense of humour at that time.

[@kamran.3050]

I absolutely agree with your comment. People are too narrow minded nowadays and can't even handle a joke.

[@TheFLAMEXD]

​@@kamran.3050Except that's not true. Even in the olden days, people were easily offended. Allo' Allo' got tons backlash when it first aired and it was a show made in the 80's.

[@wonderwalls3565]

If your laughter relies upon offending someone then you should go to an institute.

[@Art3m031]

Hi Brave heart from Pakistan 😂

[@meriamhaq123]

At that time govt agenda was to bridge the gaps between communities and their culture to be accepted by Britain but now their agenda is to spread islamophobia so they will never encourage such shows

[@viasaquaticzoo1755]

I don't care how many times I watch this it still cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣

[@sundeepsehmbi7483]

Same!

[@h_16xx]

Init 😂

[@ben8878]

I understand you 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FootballFan156]

Fr

[@IndianPolish]

This is the type of show you could happily pay TV licence for back in the days I guess.

[@junaidkhan-vz5br]

Correct in India we have Tarak Mehta

[@chaiyan9656]

as a Muslim in Britain, I love this show and how shows like these expel stereotypes about our people. That whole scene about gingers in the mosque is so funny because it shows just how ridiculous the racism is in Britain when british people say the exact same thing about foreigners

[@SCrEenNaMe-i9h]

Yes your some of the most racist people there is especially how you treat English girls who are non Muslims

[@sametoyoutoo8509]

The gay Iman told me the exact same thing recently 🤣

[@jamesjones3371]

Its shows muslims as the racists they are u clown

[@hamzakhitab8113]

@SameToYouToo who allowed you to disrespect others' religions?

[@ameliafaraz8444]

Omg same

[@marcr2204]

When i first saw the show i thought it was not funny and sounded fake but as you watch the episodes it gets you. I like it now lol

[@cmataira]

This made me laugh so much! Let’s remember we are all human beings, all created by the same Creator. We must not let ideas separate us from the love. ❤

[@kanank13]

In my culture, the bride becomes the maid. LOL

[@MrLukeySkywalker90]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pratheekmendonca3791]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marcr2204]

lol

[@E.a12345]

Wdym by that then

[@Jack_5657]

@@E.a12345 he was quoting something mr Khan said in the video

[@iqbal259]

I liked the Islamic comedy in it. How he was a minority sect of Muslim called" oh twadi" and how he prays 10 rakat namaz. Also when he mistakenly booked the honeymoon for his daughter to Mecca

[@PusheenTheCat24]

I love Mr Khan's shows.

[@wiyualmayian431]

Mr. Khan is a very excellent comedian indeed. He is a comedian of my choice

[@christinescarff4920]

Love nanny’s relationship with a white bloke called Clive who she met at Sparkhill working mens’ club !! And they’re having ‘ twaddy ‘ which is why she’s so happy !!!

[@christinescarff4920]

Sorry it’s ‘tang tang’ she’s having !

[@christinescarff4920]

I once met a bloke called Clive who fancied me though I most certainly didn’t fancy him , and he had a dreadful surname too !!! 😂😂😂😂🤮

[@thornbird6768]

I love Community Leader Mr Khan 😂 this show was the best thing on tv 👍🏻👍🏻

[@NaseemHakeem]

Story about Snake and the Mongoos😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂. Love it😂😂😂😂

[@Galib.716]

2:00 "*Ay Buggs Bunny*" 😭

[@Brownbag-g2w]

Mans a legend, Don't want sell his Mercedes

[@susanmyers1899]

You see him in real life,the character play is amazing.

[@140pro]

I loved watching this show...very funny😂

[@clarea1801]

Wish they would release these on dvd, great comedy.

[@stuartryan610]

It is on dvd. All of it 😁 I have it and love it.

[@emilyeriksson4868]

Nanny is doing tang-tang🤣🤣🤣am dieing

[@susanjoy1686]

Ahh, just finished the series a month ago😅 . Loved him ,my favourite is nanijan 😅

[@MT-wp9su]

my favorite show.....need this back

[@deqoahmed5258]

I used to love watching mr khan back in the days they stopped the BBC saying people complained about being racist

[@christinescarff4920]

Love the bit about the invented religion and the CARROTS !!!🤣😂

[@sabyya]

As a Pakistani I don't understand why this show was discontinued 🙄

[@SCrEenNaMe-i9h]

Cus its 💩

[@AbrarKhan-hz2mm]

because of British born Pakistanis who get offended easily by anything and everything. As a Pakistani myself I found it hilarious.

[@abuhamud6998]

A white man decided for you that it was racist towards you.

[@sametoyoutoo8509]

Probably the homophobia. No gay Muslims allowed

[@hotto5150]

eh it's a little too cheesey i mean it's nothing groundbreaking for comedy but it's asian representation in the media

[@sofiaf1859]

I miss this show so much😭

[@KaleemAkbar786]

Citizen Khan Is Returning

[@GaryHoltonFan]

It's on BBC Iplayer

[@jamieeedden777]

@@KaleemAkbar786 I hope so they remind me of a friends family from when we were kids so funny

[@christinescarff4920]

This is absolutely hilarious ! Amjad’s so thick too ! AND later on in one of the final clips CK says that the really deprived come from Wolverhampton - which unfortunately until recently I did !!!

[@khipksy1888]

@21:00 "Go towards the light" 😂😂😂

[@MrLukeySkywalker90]

When THE LION Wakes he must out run the gazel 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏🙏🔥

[@christinescarff4920]

Even the carrots ?!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sanjnasajid]

Mr.Khan, you made me laugh so much..😂😂

[@amaanahmed4423]

In season 2 epidode 1 Alia's collage When Shazia said "Amjad help" and he said "do you need a taxi" i don't think that's what she mean't to say!😂🤣

[@happycook6737]

The toilet scene!!! 🤣🤭

[@EmanAli-jr9eb]

I've had a really bad day this has made me fresh and forget about sadness

[@us1633]

Watched it so many times ... 😊 such a fun , love it !!! ❤

[@azeemazar3013]

Where can i watch this?

[@zakzeus.shuufHunaak]

Loko numbnub cukooo Venus birdies Los Loko solszxx

[@pythoneu96]

@@azeemazar3013 bbc iplayer

[@faizaanali9532]

I remember this back in the day

[@faizaanali9532]

It used to come on every FRIDAY at 8:30PM on BBC 1

[@KaleemAkbar786]

Haha 😂😂😂

[@unknxwn_a2x]

Kasme that Somalian guy "that was a bit naughty" 😂

[@ailogo4191]

Am colour blind "You'll have to be to put up with that hair"😂

[@MegaAlbeagle]

One of the best comedies out there

[@KaleemAkbar786]

Agreed

[@shakyinc671]

This is very hard for me to admitt but I was a terrible racist until I watched this show I had the area I love is very racist and I had been taught that was the way to be by all my family . After watching this show I realised that we are "all the same " and it had me laughing so much after that I started opening my mind to other serious documentary on you tube about been a Muslim and other religions and am 99 .9 percent sure that I want to become a Muslim tried telling my family last week (it's 3rd time I've tried to approach the subject) my grown up son said he would disown me my grown up daughter brought up how racist I was when she was a child and because she lives at the other end of country and didn't know I have been considering it for the last 4 years laughed at me and thought I was joking my mum said that somebody on Facebook must have been trying to radicalise me cus she's seen all about it in newspapers. Considering I've been a heroin addict for 30 years and have given up drinking having sex eating meat completely because where I live has literally no where to buy the right meat .there isn't even a mosque nearby and the nearest one is 8 miles away in a terraced house other wise it's a 35 mile round trip to my nearest city. Just trying to wean off the methdone because that's the only thing that I think is still stopping me from ever taking this any further. Don't know why but it just came to me one day after I had been really poorly with Covid for 4 months and almost died . It just suddenly made sense and just felt right .really wierd because I have never felt like that when I've been in church's (though brought up Christian ) . Anyway hope that I am not been racist liking this show like some of the comments suggest cus the last thing I would want to do is offend anybody. Just so confused and don't know what to do

[@rosem5041]

If you want to become a Muslim you can contact an organisation called IERA and EFDawah they will support you.the declaration of faith is “I bear witness that there is none worthy of worship except Allah (Arabic for One God) and I bear witness that Prophet Muhammad is the final messenger.” You also can add Nabi Issa (Arabic for Jesus) was a prophet of God. You can get a copy of the Holy Quran in english translation. This programme is funny!

[@nelpe9703]

Hi dear fellow human, you have a very interesting story!!! Any follow up on your situation? Hoping& praying that you are safe& well💝🙏

[@stuartryan610]

Do as you think is right. Keep it simple.

[@HanifaZazai-ml8fg]

May Allah make it easy for you, take the testimony and leave everything to Allah the almighty, everything will be fine slowly slowly

[@zarakhan3887]

Thank you 🌹for uploading this series it's hilarious! !!

[@GoodBoyFx]

wait another khan liking mr. khan? are u related .ok thats does it.we need a recount!!

[@antarakmit4114]

@@GoodBoyFx did you really typed that joke?🙄

[@fionathomson4436]

Loved this programme

[@jjfrom2814]

As a ginga I find this hilarious 😂

[@kaafinoor5678]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sabyya]

I love gingers

[@hbeer3480]

Same 😂😅👌

[@christinescarff4920]

The ohtwardy sect - even the carrots ! 🥕🥕🥕🥕😂😂😂😂

[@سبحانالله..الحمدلله..هوكليالله]

I LOVE THIS GUYS.. MUM.. SISTER & WIFE.. 💃💃💃🤺🇧🇩🇬🇧😂🤣😂🤣

[@helenefrench4275]

Hilarious, isn't it?

[@rayhaanmohammed3350]

5:14 My reaction when I get my film directing job.

[@HarrisBaig]

Adil ray is a brilliant actor and a fabulous artist.

[@colindixon9916]

Said no one...ever...

[@gizzygibbs]

It’s crazy how he’s a young guy, it’s a brilliant transfermation.

[@mrlesta]

i love how he goes in the bath with his hat .. hilarious

[@MrLukeySkywalker90]

Its alright nanny! Their not muggers 🤣🤣

[@unknxwn_a2x]

😭💀

[@MrLukeySkywalker90]

@@unknxwn_a2x i love citizen khan! Ohhhh twaddy 🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏🥳🥳

[@unknxwn_a2x]

@@MrLukeySkywalker90 same! That face aswell 😭

[@MrLukeySkywalker90]

@@unknxwn_a2x 🥳🙏🥳🙏☯️💜☯️

[@sundeepsehmbi7483]

LOVE Omar and Riaz LMAOOO 😆

[@sadns2000]

The toilet scene hahahahaah

[@rtanwar6976]

Love the Show..

[@christinescarff4920]

The Walsall Trusthouse Forte - I know it actually !

[@Art3m031]

Christmas’s is soooo boring in Ohio but this series 😂 is making me feel Holi jolly Christmas

[@anonymousgurl2722]

Hallelujah 😂😂😂

[@hollybushcradleyheathorigi7344]

Fantastic ! Love it -

[@muhammadzafar420]

Awesome guys

[@helenefrench4275]

Yes Muhammad:)

[@christinescarff4920]

And I used to live in Wolverhampton ‘ where those who’ve lost all hope come from ‘! 😂😂

[@Sarita-rh5te]

The show n all in the show warked so well n hard 😊

[@hackster_1726]

I'm a oaki so a Muslim but why is it soooooooooo ooooooooo funny this makes me laugh more then everything

[@eileenlocke7877]

I love this gave me a few 😂

[@TheOtherSide-dr4uq]

Love this programme

[@tonyh5545]

Great show absolutely hilarious,

[@rukhsannargis]

Wow ! we like it

[@sctrains3687]

Found this very funny during university days

[@sharonmasisi]

Can't stop watching 🤣

[@jonamoon150367]

Brilliant !!.

[@rayhaanmohammed3350]

5:14 My Reaction When I get my Film Directing + Casting job.

[@yazzya.d4806]

Bloody hilarious 😂😂

[@christinescarff4920]

And those who’ve lost all hope are from Wolverhampton !!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@christinescarff4920]

Sadly I USED to come from Wolverhampton( which I loathed ) although I’m actually quite a snobby Southerner from Oxford !!!

[@moezbouselmi239]

How did I miss this

[@dharmikb.k3573]

i miss this show i hope adil ray comes again :)

[@guypeate3628]

This needs to be on Netflix, this show was absolutely hilarious

[@sairasundas6512]

O twadi ❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nbegum9507]

CITIZEN KHAN IS SO FUNNY AND HILARIOUS.

[@nickcoles9246]

Imran Khan, Amir Khan, Chaka-khan 😂😂

[@SRunni_]

Hahaha this is funny 😂😂

[@happyrahman98]

Back , back and crack 😂😂 39:19

[@raykhan5988]

Mr Khan, community leader, they all know me ''How was Pakistan? Just like Birmingham, but less Pakistanis!"

[@chutiyamimuhammad4734]

I love this scene in particular @42.30-43.00 mins: Mr Khan: Mrs Yunus and who? Mrs khan: that was all her 🤣🤣

[@paulnutter1713]

this is definately not stereotyping, the mother speaking english and the women caked in make up

[@tamaroyal2112]

I love this comedy

[@abdulbawani8816]

EXCELLENT EXCELLENT EXCELLENT IF IT IS A POSSIBLE TO TRANSLATE IN URDU LANGUAGE TOO WILL BE GREAT

[@christinescarff4920]

And I just love nanny and her white boyfriend called Clive ! I once knew a bloke called Clive who was keen on me but I didn’t fancy him at all and spent half a term at University trying to avoid him til I was sure he’d got the message , so I agree with Mrs Khan - ‘ how could she be friends with a man called Clive? ‘ ! 😂🤣😂

[@Galib.716]

9:51 As a Bengali I can't even get mad at this one.

[@nabeelkhan4179]

Bro Don't take it serious , it's just joke . if is still hurt to u then sorry for this joke. i hope u will also take it as a joke

[@Galib.716]

@@nabeelkhan4179 I did most of the Bengali community is short♥️, Alhamdulillah I am one of the blessed ones

[@paulkb001]

Loved this was absolutely brilliant. Shame no more

[@jaylots7560]

The khans are good jokers 😂🤣 make every body smile with their sick jokes & khan acts very good like a typical mr indian or Pakistani muslim 🤠

[@jaylots7560]

they indians or Pakistani muslims?

[@ysjason]

Yeh Khan's are funny , imran Khan is a big comedian he turned the entire country into a joke

[@minigrande1939]

@@jaylots7560 Pakistani Punjabi

[@dls19gameplayz42]

@@ysjason but not more then modi

[@SCrEenNaMe-i9h]

If they were born over here and have that accent that’s ridiculous

[@buranawadh320]

I really like the program this comedian

[@veervg6066]

Double twadi😂😂

[@alexandrosdimitriou8877]

Best comedy ever... Greetings from Cyprus 🇨🇾

[@CricketEngland]

Best ever that’s real stretch after all we have Fawlty Towers Dads Army IT Crowd Father Ted Red Dwarf Only Fools and Horses Open All Hours Porridge Sykes The Vicar of Dibley Absolutely Fabulous Amongst a few

[@sctrains3687]

Ever is a stretch joint best of the last ten years along with Miranda is more spot on

[@lisaglynn3121]

@@CricketEngland The Young Ones!

[@CricketEngland]

@@lisaglynn3121 I said a amongst a few

[@hammedtukur]

I love this

[@sofia1828]

They should bring this back brilliant show

[@zaland2936]

Citizen Khan reminds me of King Julian.

[@haleemasultan4373]

Can't unsee this now fml

[@mq2311]

Biscoot 🤣(biscuit)

[@dls19gameplayz42]

Omg and umer gul😆😆

[@geraldinegovett7461]

Love these episodes, people are so precious now. Can’t laugh at anything..

[@vherlekar]

Hilarious!! And yet so relateable somehow... Some way....cross culturally -- in places where ppl of different cultures try to assimilate... Mostly failing to 😁 But ALWAYS trying anyway! Frankly, though NOT ideal, this sitcom has helped to show others that most Pakistanis are normal people :-)

[@Lhawk2107]

Why cant we get shows like this anymore ?

[@katyb6979]

Blame the lefties! Political correctness/wokeness would see this cancelled in the blink of an eye!!

[@keithhunt5328]

@@katyb6979 this is racist

[@katyb6979]

@@keithhunt5328 Grow up!

[@JackJackProductionsShorts]

People are too easily offended now

[@lailamansour2056]

You clearly very disadvantaged 😂😂

[@maelughran6981]

A brilliant comedy series, much under-rated. Adil Ray is superb, and the test of the actors are excellent too. Wonderful entertainment, such a shame it was shelved because some people didn't understand the humour. I absolutely love it! Thanks to BBC for making it accessible.

[@jacknapier7036]

Cury, cury, cury 😅