BBC Sherlock`s Theme Melody

[@KetchupPastry]

"I was in the army! I killed people!" "You were a doctor." "I had bad days."

[@phantomforever309]

"Punch me in the face."

[@husnumustafayev279]

Hahahahah agwo ke anyen ami

[@phantomforever309]

Hüsnü Mustafayev oh god call an ambulance he’s having a stroke

[@MisterCaprisun]

@@phantomforever309 I dont think so, he is turkish (his name has Ü) and most Turks dont know english

[@kiss-im-mee]

Poyraz Karipyan I just out what he said though google translate nothing came up expect for nonsense when I used Turkish but with Haitian Creole it said worse then anything ami, so I’m kinda confused

[@johnmoya7654]

"What do you want now? I'm in shock, look, I've got a blanket." - SH

[@dargonfrot]

John Moya SHERLOCK!

[@emilyiscool891]

best line ever lmao

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

aka, *a mood*

[@traffic.hamburg]

The German express it more suiteble: "Ich stehe unter Schock, sehen Sie denn nicht, ich hab die Schockdecke!"

[@mutalibgozalov7208]

😄

[@ham2629]

"Shut up." "I didn't say anythi-" "You were thinking, it's annoying."

[@nodeUser]

That line had me dying XD

[@pnar2206]

lol :D

[@joeangel9771]

IMightBeADuck I'm crying for this :_)

[@sameersheikh7603]

Okay but could this mean that Sherlock has ESP and/or could read minds? It could explain how Sherlock is able to deduce the best-kept secrets and even accurately predict the future. By reading and hearing thoughts of others. It's a fun idea to think about.

[@colleenkapitein9391]

IMightBeADuck LOL ❤️

[@earlysyed]

"Must have seen a lot of deaths." "Oh, yes" "Want to see some more" "Oh god yes"

[@yagoastur1148]

"Enough for a lifetime?" I don't think so.

[@phantomforever309]

read those last two lines after John find's Sherlock's illegal porn stash.

[@southdraw1017]

@@phantomforever309 Murder mystery monthly

[@freyablizzard1055]

👏👏

[@maxcroft5826]

I'm dying for someone to come inside and ask me that.

[@NugrahaniAnnisa]

"What's wrong?" "Just met a friend of yours." "A friend?" "An enemy." "Oh. Which one?"

[@zuhayr1337]

"An arch enemy"

[@resident_silly]

Current mood

[@Nheyj8]

Ahhh yes, very... *relatable*

[@Nheyj8]

H

[@iam_sherlocked8421]

I can hear this comment xD

[@Torrado11]

Mom: Are you two smoking? Mycroft: No. SH: It's Mycroft.

[@aidaderakhshany2591]

Yep

[@icearrow9036]

Sherlock: the way mycroft breaths symbolizes that he just smoked also, the window right there is opened as he tried to get rid of the smoke

[@sherlockholmes8504]

haha

[@jessicascheier1137]

SHERLOCK: "Did he offer you money to spy on me?" JOHN: "Yes" SHERLOCK: "Did you take it?" JOHN: "No" SHERLOCK: "Pity we could have split the fee, think it through next time."

[@reahhakeem8239]

This is one of his most underrated quotes I swear

[@aumarifa]

@@reahhakeem8239 yeah

[@dans4129]

Identity theft is not a joke Jessica!

[@slimey8823]

XDDD

[@lgayle9050]

That's genius lol

[@harjeck9518]

S: "pff, you're a doctor.." .. J: "I'm an army doctor, which means I can break every bone in your body, while... naming them.."

[@yehonatanmargolin2725]

what episode is this from?

[@harjeck9518]

@@yehonatanmargolin2725 It's bonus one in s4. technically it's not s4.. but s 3,5 let's say.. :D It's called "The Abominable Bride".

[@yehonatanmargolin2725]

Thank you

[@adityabhalekar3506]

love that joke

[@cephi]

i loved this so much

[@thegamingbayskeletor1637]

- Shut up mrs Hudson ! - MYCROFT !!!

[@csillasalda2165]

Though do in fact, shut up

[@morganrunnels8889]

I love that both John and Sherlock yelled at Mycroft

[@nadineelshenawy6105]

Which episode from any season , please ?❤

[@angkrows]

YOU DONT MESS WITH MS HUDSON

[@silvergirloftheborderlands5533]

@@angkrows well, I mean, you *can*... but you'll get yelled at and/or thrown out a window an undisclosed number of times. So... not advisable. :P

[@bobsternolan]

"I always hear "Punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext." - John Watson

[@anassda99]

well well if isn't the neeb who's talking

[@ham2629]

John don't be such a sassy sue..

[@turg9115]

bobsternolan You're good at writing

[@mintal7884]

bobsternolan XD best comeback ever

[@mintal7884]

I usually hear "Kill me now" when Moriaty's speaking but it's usually subtext

[@tachyon3.14]

Moriarty really be making over 700 accounts to dislike this

[@afeef8502]

Lmaooo underrated

[@wolfgangmoz]

AMSHHHAHSHDBSSBHA

[@shinobix4925]

Nah, Moriarty's a masochist so he'd probably slow clap to this with dead look in his eyes. Mycroft on the other hand...

[@ars1453]

One of the best character

[@victoriaslater6008]

@@connorgolsong290 He makes long term plans. They unfold into the future.

[@milessben]

"I'm not a hero, I'm a high functioning sociopath!"

[@victoriaslater6008]

*Kaboom* [Brain Splatter]

[@doomspidey1737]

Oh sherlock what have you done..

[@ourcity6122]

MERRY CHRISTMAS *gunshot*

[@debanjan25]

That's why we love you 😁😍

[@domex3963]

With your number

[@gabeniklas470]

236 people lowered the IQ of the whole street

[@VentasGaming]

HAHAHA

[@999ms2]

Human Whopper goddamnit Anderson-

[@some_idiot1646]

Human Whopper In an another word, there are two - hundred and fifty four Andersons. EDIT: two hundred and fifty - four

[@kukyo4]

Dear lord. That's two hundred and fifty four too many. One is enough. Actually, no it's not. 0 is enough. Being near Anderson would lower even Sherlock's IQ

[@some_idiot1646]

kk thanks

[@BrijanbMentalIron]

The music you hear inside your head when you outsmart or defeat an opponent

[@maddie_moos]

Yapper Games Or just shout it and wander off through a car park

[@LAOrNoir]

With bystanders staring at you.

[@mjrulesamrat]

On fire wali feelings...ha ha..

[@kjackry3389]

***** INTERNAL OR EXTERNAL COMBUSTION

[@TrilogyXGames]

***** Another MMJ fan :O

[@user-ws7ru9fx5v]

'Shame on you John! Mrs. Hudson leave Baker Street? England would fall'

[@kaitlynschoolfield5058]

I loved finding out how crazy Mrs Hudson's previous life was 😂

[@williamcramb3246]

miss hudson was so nice in the original version but she is so funny and dark in he this

[@notrohit]

@@williamcramb3246 What is the original version I watched Sherlock last year so I have forgotten some things

[@thegreenpianist7683]

This comment is much more sad now that she passed away...

[@hanadnan5389]

Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

[@zacharypeppler5603]

Watched the movie right when it came out.

[@zacharypeppler5603]

Nice

[@TheOverArchiver]

*Cue kill montage*

[@iamdino0]

Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

[@decalcomani_a]

Wrong fandom lol.

[@prominence676]

John: What are we doing here Sherlock?!Here to meet the Queen?! (Mycroft walks in) Sherlock: Ha..apparently Yes! 😂😂

[@umbrabilismacropus]

Prominence 676 yeah that was epic lol 😂

[@silverink25]

I love that part

[@alisonlazarus5989]

Mycroft: Could you two pleas behave like grown-ups for once? John: We solve crimes, I blog about it, he forgets his pants, so I wouldn't hold out too much hope

[@medievalist]

Mycroft: Harry, may I just apologise for the state of my little brother? Harry: Full-time occupation I imagine.

[@lyricalmajesty2821]

I have homework to do, BBC. Stop making such amazing shows.

[@SunnyShuklathedoctor]

+LyricalMajesty I Couldn't agree more...

[@catherinefauver4069]

+LyricalMajesty Dude, I know the feels. I know ;-;

[@mflamoe]

+LyricalMajesty I have an assignment in block to write a mystery story so this is homework (:

[@nicholaslau3194]

+LyricalMajesty What about Top Gear?

[@captainsafety8354]

Same.

[@ReToxMC]

*SHERLOCKED*

[@luciacardoso3764]

ReTox I am*SHER*LOCKED

[@time-ul5us]

ReTox 👍

[@isminiverebilecekkabiliyet244]

AlperYassin hsbsbsh

[@deadpoolfan1002]

ReTox- Polskie Fabuły yes indeed

[@lemo3717]

i am sherlocked

[@Yoyodud]

Sherlock : brilliant anderson Anderson: really? Sherlock : yes brilliant impression of an idoit

[@marcopologr2010]

idiot*

[@adama9300]

Beat me to it by 3 months

[@powernarth-mm9819]

Idiot*

[@jmontyxd]

i suppose i'll keep up the 3 month tradition, idiot*

[@swiwiws125]

sorry to break the 3 month tradition, but I can't believe this man has yet to correct his comment in over 2 years

[@bradyhepner943]

Me trying to be like sherlock: aw yes the floor is made out of floor

[@cattop3545]

Brady Hepner lmao it’s me

[@matiselliotward]

😂😂😂

[@phantomforever309]

Piece of wood. Located on the floor. Covered by a carpet: people are stepping on it. Conclusion: it’s a bloody floor.

[@ok-bx1bc]

yes

[@bayareacat3248]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@OnkelFenrir]

Benedict Cumberbatch is the best Sherlock Holmes of all time.

[@aninaholbek]

Agree. I never liked the Sherlock character, which is entirely embarrasing to admit, because I've studied literature (not English though). Now I just want to go back in time and actually make the BORING assignments on Sherlock ;)

[@belletoast]

Jack Fletcher art is subjective as are performances, so I won't tell you you're wrong, but consider this: peter cushing's Sherlock Holmes better cheekbones and, in my opinion, a better portrayal

[@andreadecaro8580]

Jack Fletcher Yes, I thing is the perfect Sherlock Holmes and one of the best actors of all time. (Just see my profile)

[@turg9115]

Jack Fletcher EXACTLY

[@some_idiot1646]

VoltStrikeAlpha Sorry, what was that? I heard "Bendmydick Cumonmyback"

[@MohnishDhangar]

John : "Get up sun has risen" Sherlock : "and what do you want me to do photosynthesis"

[@Jpx0999]

MAYBE ver some queratine

[@alannamj]

What episode was that?

[@JD_1776]

Love your pfp

[@godbyebluesky]

i don't think that is a real line

[@amateurart93]

@@godbyebluesky yes it isn't But I can totally imagine sherlock saying that

[@georgeholmes2134]

With my last name it is only logical to name my sons Sherlock and Mycroft.

[@penelopelafont7663]

Cool last name dude, but don't do that, poor kids ! 😂

[@jcgilbert100ify]

Yes! It'll be a wasted chance otherwise! They can always get a name change later anyway

[@april8tost]

Please do it!

[@penelopelafont7663]

What about in middle names ? That's cool ! They'll be like "X sherlock Holmes" and "Y mycroft Holmes" ! That's pretty great 😏 And i f you have only daughters, let me laugh 😂✋

[@leonidshepetovsky4952]

...Mycroft and Sherlock. that's the order :)

[@Anonymous-re9fd]

the name is Sherlock Holmes and the adress is 221b Baker Street. Afternoon!

[@dominickbenincasa5043]

😉 🕵️‍♂️

[@MahmoudMohamed-sf2it]

Williams Sherlock Scott Holmes

[@siddharthgautam1158]

Miss me? Miss me? Miss me? Miss me? Miss me? "It's been four minutes on the flight why are you calling me?" "Sherlock, we need you back"

[@alex-ks6do]

"who needs me?" "England."

[@nicoolascatter2587]

...3:46

[@ranasalik6562]

"i hope you've learned your lesson" "mycroft, its only been 4 minutes"

[@Sean_Last1995]

"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath do your research"

[@PrimeBox]

Bam

[@catalinarmand662]

Merry Christmas

[@blackbyrd0224]

SHERLOCK: I’m a consulting detective. Only one in the world. I invented the job. JOHN: What does that mean? SHERLOCK: It means when the police are out of their depth, which is always, they consult me. JOHN: The police don’t consult amateurs. (Sherlock pauses for dramatic effect.) SHERLOCK: When I met you for the first time yesterday, I said, “Afghanistan or Iraq?” You looked surprised. JOHN: Yes, how did you know? SHERLOCK: I didn’t know, I saw. Your haircut, the way you hold yourself, says military. But your conversation as you entered the room said trained at Bart’s, so Army doctor - obvious. Your face is tanned but no tan above the wrists. You’ve been abroad, but not sunbathing. Your limp’s really bad when you walk but you don’t ask for a chair when you stand, like you’ve forgotten about it, so it’s at least partly psychosomatic. That says the original circumstances of the injury were traumatic. Wounded in action, then. Wounded in action, suntan - Afghanistan or Iraq. JOHN: You said I had a therapist. SHERLOCK: You’ve got a psychosomatic limp - of course you’ve got a therapist. Then there’s your brother. JOHN: Hmm? SHERLOCK: Your phone. It’s expensive, e-mail enabled, MP3 player, but you’re looking for a flatshare - you wouldn’t waste money on this. It’s a gift, then. Scratches. Not one, many over time. It’s been in the same pocket as keys and coins. The man sitting next to me wouldn’t treat his one luxury item like this, so it’s had a previous owner. Next bit’s easy. You know it already. JOHN: The engraving. SHERLOCK: Harry Watson: clearly a family member who’s given you his old phone. Not your father, this is a young man’s gadget. Could be a cousin, but you’re a war hero who can’t find a place to live. Unlikely you’ve got an extended family, certainly not one you’re close to, so brother it is. Now, Clara. Who’s Clara? Three kisses says it’s a romantic attachment. The expense of the phone says wife, not girlfriend. She must have given it to him recently - this model’s only six months old. Marriage in trouble then - six months on he’s just given it away. If she’d left him, he would have kept it. People do - sentiment. But no, he wanted rid of it. He left her. He gave the phone to you: that says he wants you to stay in touch. You’re looking for cheap accommodation, but you’re not going to your brother for help: that says you’ve got problems with him. Maybe you liked his wife; maybe you don’t like his drinking. JOHN: How can you possibly know about the drinking? SHERLOCK: Shot in the dark. Good one, though. Power connection: tiny little scuff marks around the edge of it. Every night he goes to plug it in to charge but his hands are shaking. You never see those marks on a sober man’s phone; never see a drunk’s without them. There you go, you see - you were right. JOHN: I was right? Right about what? SHERLOCK: The police don’t consult amateurs. (He looks out of the side window, biting his lip nervously while he awaits John’s reaction.) JOHN: That ... was... amazing. SHERLOCK: Do you think so? JOHN: Of course it was. It was extraordinary; it was quite extraordinary. SHERLOCK: That’s not what people normally say. JOHN: What do people normally say? SHERLOCK: ‘Piss off’.

[@canerakbay44]

Hahah LEGEND ❤️

[@didyA33]

I could imagine the whole thing as I read. What an incredible scene!

[@TheOverArchiver]

You forgot that Watson corrected him and Sherlock said: "I knew it. There's always something." forgive me if I didn't get the quote correct. It's been awhile since I saw A Study In Pink.

[@mahitham5454]

seriously, you typed that lot...

[@lordwalterebenyzrbautista204]

He copied and pasted, duh...

[@nikkiaragon07]

This makes me want to do something REALLY PRODUCTIVE

[@leariona5329]

Smth really clever*

[@038alpha]

@@leariona5329 rewatch the entire series ?

[@rittenbrake1613]

you make me want to leave comment

[@038alpha]

@@rittenbrake1613 don't . You would lower the IQ if the whole section

[@anmolagrawal5358]

Reproductive*

[@takotamara]

Holmes was my childhood hero, my first object of total idealisation. I remember myself sitting in the room at late nights, holding Conan Doyle books, being lost in the world of genius, eccentric Sherlock Holmes and there was nothing in the real world what could get me more excited. First time when I heard about BBC's modern adaptation I was like 'Ugh, Sherlock in a modern world? really? I don't even want to hear about it. I can already imagine what a mess they've made" and then I gave it a try and Man, it was brilliant! Just brilliant! leaving me speechless brilliant! and the super exciting theme melody makes me feel like it was chosen by real Sherlock Holmes (well, for me he is real) as an accompaniment music of his brilliance. :)

[@mariepiper9731]

+Tamara Molko It's interesting to watch the show......SO MUCH of the books are incorporated, and maybe half of it is direct or almost direct quotes from the book. I felt the same way watching the first episode....they did VERY well, you can really tell the directors truly made the show out of love for the books, and not for revenue or the public (Though that may also have been part of it.)

[@IrishSunburn]

+Tamara Molko The books were some of my favorites as a child too! I also put off watching the modern adaption for a LONG time. I just finished watching it a few months ago, and WOW was that an amazing journey. Even though I read the books years ago, so much of it was direct from the books, that it really brought back memories of my childhood. If only more of my childhood books were done like this.. Sadly, 99% of books when turned into movies just end up being steaming piles of horse dung =/.

[@SunnyShuklathedoctor]

The same here...

[@SunnyShuklathedoctor]

Also, my friend had watched the show before I did. he recommended it to me as he knew I was a avid fan of Sherlock Holmes. I told him, "Nothing will ever be as great as the books are.".. Turns out I was wrong.

[@IrishSunburn]

+Sunny Shukla One of my friends showed it to me also. Although I still like the books more then the modern adaptation. Even though I love modern sherlock to death, it isn't the same as the original. It doesn't have that sherlock feel, of old london, where he is a genius among fools, so ahead of his time, that he might aswell have time traveled. It isn't as impressive when 90% of the sherlock techniques (in the modern adaptation) already exist, and are in use by the police force.

[@고일른]

1:05 "The name's Sherlock Holmes, and the address is 221B Baker Street. Afternoon!" -SH

[@DD-ji1zn]

한국인!!!!!

[@Whoami691]

Oh look! A new Sherlock Seri- ...It's finished...

[@thecurtains]

literally

[@nirboom]

Whoami691 exactly

[@dragndraq2319]

I'm waiting for Season 5

[@뎌모오먀뱌노배뎌뎌볒]

@@dragndraq2319 me too...

[@berilaksoy4907]

@@dragndraq2319 me too...

[@hsfhdfhdhfdju]

Just how many times did he fall out of the window Sherlock ???

[@ussyv3578]

+Sjc9321It's all a bit of a blur Detective inspector... I lost count.

[@turtlelover5988]

+Sjc9321 all a bit of a blur inspector... i lost count.

[@sravanthimagi3]

Wt it means?

[@ferdinandstrau3513]

Thats really one of the best

[@thaispujolortiz5084]

And then Lestrade takes a step aside and leaves with a face of "Holy fuck Sherlock..."

[@aparnasaraiya7938]

SHERLOCK: "Quiet. Calm. Peaceful. Isn't it hateful." MRS. HUDSON: "Oh, I'm sure something will turn up. A nice murder. That'll cheer you up." I LOVE THIS SHOW!! I'M ADDICTED TO IT!!

[@tanishbajaj9517]

still? me too!

[@sheru9934]

sAme-

[@lordtachanka1050]

everyone in chat is

[@potato-mm9wn]

So sad that it ended I need more ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)

[@heindalshighlights6696]

You mean benaddicted?

[@伊紹菲]

Sherlock: Everybody shut up! Don’t move, don’t speak don’t breathe. Anderson face the other way your face is putting me off. Anderson: What? My face is? Lestrade: Everyone, do what he says, Anderson turn around Anderson: 😡

[@djmotise]

Yes. Perfect and hilarious script here! I always loved that part. "Anderson, turn around." LMAO

[@lesensfreude8732]

I just love lestrade

[@Ukbm27]

'Anderson, dont talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street'

[@dbzdrawerssj]

This theme increases my iq

[@atulbhat7883]

I agree

[@smolbeanspookyjimprotectio9015]

anderson probably needs to listen to this too

[@steampunk7104]

+smol bean spooky jim protection squadTM mr anderson

[@lottiesouthey455]

lol

[@canerakbay44]

Baahhahahqhahah

[@YorozuyaNeesan2010]

And now I want to rewatch Sherlock...

[@smoothskinnnn]

Same

[@annsophie6983]

Me too

[@Username456-b4p]

wont take you too long

[@TheSignalTower]

+Mimo katze unnecessary

[@sescomanesco]

LESS THAN A YEAR UNTIL SEASON FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kddank]

I watched every episode within 24 hours. No regrets.

[@eleven-hopper]

I watched all the episodes in less than a week

[@byusire]

same i watched and finished the entire show just overnight 😭

[@elisabethjones4857]

@@byusirethat’s 19.5 hrs. You sure?

[@vedantvasisht1608]

John- we need to call the police. Sherlock shoots in air Sherlock -on their way!!!

[@nerfpocobs0]

That was good, hope we see more like that😔

[@nadiapearson1779]

Sherlock: "Two beers, please." Bartender: "Pints?" Sherlock: "443.7 ml." (Places measuring cylinders.) 🤣😂🤣😂

[@Artislife000]

*The Game Is On!*

[@loriloreley5694]

The game is... Something

[@gerardogermanm.4367]

the game is about killing negan?

[@helehm]

AFOOT!

[@davehoffman4659]

AFOOT! GOD DAMMIT, THE GAME IS AFOOT!

[@jamescannon7935]

ISON!

[@LetThere-BeChaos]

John: ... “can you stop doing that face” Sherlock: “what face?” John: “the ‘we both know whats going on here’ face” Sherlock: “but we do?” John: “I dont”

[@seshnarayan7972]

Which is why I find the face so annoying

[@ezequielplacer9812]

"When life gets too strange, too impossible, too frightening, there is always one last hope. When all else fails, there are two man sitting arguing in a scruffy flat like they've always been there, and they always will. The best and wisest men I have ever known. MY BAKER STREET BOYS. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson."

[@kerstinsartory8995]

I. Cried. So. Hard.

[@victoriaslater6008]

Oh Mary. I love you but..... John and Sherlock were made for each other.

[@reniapalacio9761]

@@victoriaslater6008 wuuuutttt.... ooohhh okay I understand and respect ur opinion hahaha

[@victoriaslater6008]

@@reniapalacio9761 😊 LOL. Thanks for being understanding. There are so many people who just want to bash others for their choices. It's refreshing to see people being open minded as well. Soo.... What's your ship?

[@reniapalacio9761]

@@victoriaslater6008 awwww thanks hehe.... I really made sure I didn't sound like I was bashing ( I make sure I don't ever when it comes to opinions ) I don't ship Johnlock romantically coz they're like actual brothers to my eyes, I mean I get why people think they're into each other in a gay kind of way but I guess I love family oriented love better than romance or sensual stuff hehe... In Sherlock the only romantic ships I ship I guess are.... Sherlock and Irene or Sherlock and Molly... Although Molly got married later on to someone else, but I'm glad they're still friends... And john and Mary, she was awesome and I really liked her vibe even before I realized she was an agent! john really has a way of getting close to people who are badass and MYSTERIOUS AND COOL. Man, I wish I had had super cool companions like that! Maybe I do, I just don't know yet lol!

[@TheLolypooop]

And then, the BBC created Sherlock. The greatest thing that ever happened to mankind.

[@riverisred5495]

Morgane W oh man I agree

[@TheLolypooop]

River Stykxx I can't wait for the new season to air !

[@riverisred5495]

Morgane W same but I better slow down or otherwise I will watch all of the episodes in less than a well and it will be boring for me to wait another year

[@TheLolypooop]

Yep that's the problem but now I'm used to it

[@turg9115]

Morgane W YES!

[@lozm7723]

239 people disliked - Dear God, what's it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.

[@deepikar1236]

LOL

[@turg9115]

True

[@connormac4401]

356 fake accounts created by Moriarty

[@topazprism77]

in your *funny* little brains, it must be so *boring*

[@maxcroft5826]

My IQ is 104 and my farther said it is the Highest. If incorrect send Mycroft to arrest me. If correct Consult all the same. MB.

[@giannisf19]

Watson. Come at once if convenient. If inconvenient, come all the same.

[@pancilicous]

Giannis Foulidis another way sherlock's insist

[@Caine61]

This theme song plays in my head whenever I solve an extremely simple math problem. Teacher: What's 1+1? Me: ...............2? :D 1:09

[@minnt5989]

Fish underrated xD

[@LittleMissSunshi419]

Somebody make this a meme 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@prasanthg740]

Any numeral adds with 1 will become a numeral with a +1 value or simply the next higher numeral in the integer line. The numeral in this case is 1 and the next numeral in the integer line is 2 . So...case closed answer is 2, booring

[@9er817]

This made me exhale with an astonishing force out of my right nostril

[@GlamrockChase]

@@prasanthg740 gobsmacked right now

[@MeesTW]

You're probably here for 5:29

[@Ryan60cool]

***** Oh yeah,cheers mate :P..

[@HarinathRavi]

***** Exactly!

[@MrSticka]

***** give this man Noble

[@Burgundy_towel]

***** you saved my 5 mins ...lets have beer..

[@online8998]

***** The suspense was killing me, cheers!

[@millennium38]

He's clueing. What??? He's clueing for looks.

[@losiloso8178]

Crazylite-FS lmao it got me so hard

[@stargaz3r163]

XD

[@ThePrinceHasArrived]

Crazylite-FS Literally just rewatched that episode like an hour ago with my sister. We just finished watching the episode after that... xD

[@SyriusY]

why doesn't this show have 20 episodes for a season every year ? its just soooo goooooood!!!!

[@Rippertear]

see, that's why. it's SO good, it takes several months to make.

[@spishspashsposh]

Tbh if miracles happened, i wish it never stopped

[@TheRedlum]

because they made it a miniseries vs a TV show -- and it's up for many awards.

[@gownerjones2]

Probably because Steven Moffat is off to make Doctor Who a majority of his time. This seems like one of his side projects :)

[@ShadowWolfMC1]

I can give you 3 good reasons why. 1: Exactly, its so good it takes a while to make (Also the episodes are an hour and a half each). 2: Steven Moffat is working on Season 9 of Doctor Who, which takes up some time. 3: Steven Moffat is Steven Moffat.

[@videoman8385]

I finished the show in 4 days. More seasons plz.

[@anunknownsoldier3728]

Where can i watch it?

[@theminecraftwhisperer995]

Aung Hpone Thike Netflix

[@jonasandy29]

Yify website ..download in torrentz

[@lydia-exe]

I binged the whole thing in two days and now I'm upset because I should've taken my sweet time

[@mohammedumarfarhan9900]

@@anunknownsoldier3728 Netflix

[@tamilapp4944]

Oh for the love of the universe, who else wants to burst into tears and jump right into the heart of it all upon hearing this?! I swear, this opening sequence was as instrumental in causing me to fall in love..so very deeply, as it turns out...with this show as was the brilliant acting and directing and producing and all of that. Yep, I just love the ever loving stuffing out of this show!!!

[@fromunderthecorkdre]

this is totally me

[@turg9115]

Tami Lapp Season 4 is here

[@some_idiot1646]

I kept humming the Sherlock theme song everywhere.. it sounds cool.

[@barneybill3017]

"Is there a single comment here that isn't a quote?" -Me

[@yagoastur1148]

Elementary

[@gana7206]

Oh god please dont start flooding the comments with this exact comment where you think you are clever for pointing out that there are quotes in the comments

[@naqashlatif9153]

Hahahaha

[@Kenai56]

I admit... that was smart.

[@philip8498]

"technically not since everything is a quote" -Me

[@samfutrell5316]

- John, “We just met each other and now we are going to be flat mates?” - Sherlock, “Problem?”

[@itz_vijay3858]

John- "We don't know nothing about each other and we don't even know your name "

[@yoda2495]

@@itz_vijay3858 Sherlock: *Basically tells john his entire life story*

[@itz_vijay3858]

@@yoda2495 😂😂💔 yah

[@toasthouse12]

"I WAS A SOLDIER I KILLED PEOPLE" "You were a doctor!" "I HAD BAD DAYS"

[@legendasloucas4458]

I'm not a psychopath i'm a high-functioning sociopath. "Oh my god I haven't seen the amount of attention that this comment had received thank you guys, don't forget to do your research"

[@ScottLin96]

Iury MESQUITA GRAOSKE DA CRUZ do your research 😂😂😂

[@finnmorris-young6097]

Iury MESQUITA GRAOSKE DA CRUZ merry Christmas

[@iarazini7022]

With your number 😆

[@sandylamps]

With your number 😀

[@rayland6008]

haha omg

[@francescofavro8890]

i'm sherlocked!

[@manonjann5896]

Omg I just finished watching that episode. Can't believe I didn't guess that XD

[@TheNik144]

Exactly the same thing)) It was even not semi-obviously as for me) But Sherlock, oh, damn Sherlock, he knows all the stuff!)))

[@bookydreams6312]

Weird thing is that half way through I had just randomly guessed that it would be 'Sher'... But I had no idea how I'd gotten to that conclusion and then I was surprised when I got it right.

[@2460-z7j]

+Francesco Favro I am JOHNlocked YAY JOHN

[@2460-z7j]

+Sherlock Holmes Mary often gets in the way...

[@BadWolfAndTimelords]

You know, a lot of people were telling me to watch this show, that it was sooooo good, and when I finally got the chance, I thought that I may as well see what it was like. Bad idea. ... I think I'm hooked now.

[@BioShmid]

Sherlock and Doctor Who both have Steven Moffat as a producer. They both draw you in the same way.

[@koliko987]

BioShmid With the exception of Doctor Who season 7 and further. Also dude, judging by her their username "BadWolfAndTimelords" have probably seen Doctor Who.

[@sofialazouras8501]

same here i was like, "what's all the fuss about?" i watched one episode and was like, "OMG iv'e been missing this!!!!"

[@92RedRevolver]

BioShmid I really dislike Doctor Who; I enjoy Sherlock. I think this is a phenomenon that only works one way, haha.

[@SneezingSquink]

I think you mean Sherlocked now...

[@wardapologist]

I can see these things while listening to this: - Sherlock's eyes racing to deduce the person before him. - Sherlock picking up clever clues left by a killer, usually without the killer's knowledge, but clues no one else could have picked up on. - Sherlock in his chair, unable to sit still with the manic and intensity of the thoughts running through his mind, but he hasn't got a case to solve for the moment. - Sherlock solving the crime piece by piece and on the hunt to find those who committed the crime. So, in conclusion, I see and _feel_ Sherlock in this. And that is why it is brilliant.

[@FrancescoLucchetta]

Great Snape

[@IcarusPanopticon]

1:10 When you are looking for milk in a shop you have never been before...

[@Flexy59]

+Russian Trooper *sees picture of a cow* (thinks: cows produce milk, so the direction the cow looks in has to be where i can find the milk) *goes where the cow looks, finds bananas* ...

[@RQLexi]

+Flexy Ah, but you forget to account for the fact that cows make milk *for cows*. So naturally, the cow would want to lead you astray and keep the milk for themselves!

[@rednovember2205]

How's Ukraine?

[@IcarusPanopticon]

The Privileged Capitalist Don't know how your question match with our main topic but I don't live in Ukraine so I can't answer that

[@SunnyShuklathedoctor]

+The Privileged Capitalist I seriously have never laughed that hard at a comment. The most brilliant joke.

[@xXCmanisthemanXx]

When you realize how incredibly clever yet simple Sherlocks "observations" are, you really begin to feel stupid. Then you start to visualize things in real life, and see the little text pop up in the air like, "unemployed" or "unhappily married." THEN YOU FREAKING LOVE LIFE.

[@NorwoodingSkullMask]

psycho-analyzing people is a lot of fun too

[@xXCmanisthemanXx]

@patrick miller I seriously start muttering, "has a lot of cats, in an affair, obviously." And my friends are like, "What the heck are you saying?"

[@NorwoodingSkullMask]

haha i actually do that a lot and my friends are too clueless to get it.

[@isabelle843]

***** hahahahaha

[@XAngeled]

Dude, I love you, you are so right, you can't be more right than that, I wanted to start and actually "read" people the best I can.

[@derads]

1:10 This part plays on my head when I remember something important

[@AngieHeartsBeauty]

Lol, me too.

[@Kenwesrem]

***** Every morning when i wake up, i play this music in my head.

[@shnoops7759]

"I've met someone" "Oh, Lovely!" "Yeah, we're getting married- well I'm gonna ask, anyway" "So soon after.. Sherlock-" "Well, yes" "What's his name" "It's a woman" "a woman?!" "Of Course, It's a woman!" "You really _have_ moved on, haven't you?" "Mrs. Hudson, how many times- Sherlock was not my boyfriend!" "'Live and let live' that's my motto" "Listen to me... I AM NOT GAY"

[@Roamer_sea_manila]

The final when Sherlock and Eurus played it was the best

[@evilmrporkchop06turtles64]

nosimepagannn I agree

[@L4Vo5]

Meh, I didn't like the whole "Eurus is so smart she can basically mind control" thing.

[@ferdinandstrau3513]

I think the first season is the best

[@뎌모오먀뱌노배뎌뎌볒]

@@ferdinandstrau3513 corrrrrrect

[@Roamer_sea_manila]

@Samara Dantas ok sami whatwver you say sweet :)

[@MrCaptainXXJack]

is it wrong if i say that I actually like Benedict as SH more than Robert DJ?

[@leksluthor3]

The SH movies were shit.

[@hammerheadeagleithrustakag9289]

nope benedict is much better

[@rachatsune]

Not at all. He would have done a much better job.

[@MrCaptainXXJack]

Racquel Cuevas i know right !

[@rachatsune]

MrCaptainXXJack Yes haha. He would have been more witty, which would have been extremely Better haha

[@user-up5kh2mz4n]

listen to this while you're doing your research!

[@user-kh9ql5ih5t]

haha same

[@user-up5kh2mz4n]

yeah

[@born_asleep]

Do your research, Anderson

[@turtlelover5988]

+Gopan Achary lol yes thats actually what im doing:)

[@user-up5kh2mz4n]

great

[@FujiMC]

Sherlock: That's mine, you two take a bus. Watson: Why? Sherlock: I need to concentrate and I don't want to hit you.

[@irene_draws]

"The game is on!!!" Love when this duo sets in motion before going chasing a criminal or any clue with this music on. "Down to business" feeling. Get ready, put on your coat and catch a taxi as soon as you can. Crime does not wait for weak and slow minds. Challenges are designed for people like them. The sense of emotion before an adventure, the vast intelligence of Sherlock hurrying against evil, the excitement at the beginning of another chess game, the vibrant, ominous and opulent tunes in this song... Brilliant combination!

[@KNYHT.FIRE-1]

AGREED! Absolutely!

[@TheProgressiveFrequency]

***** It's all part of Moriarty's plan. First, the taxis. Next, the world!

[@Jaycie-zt6nb]

Listening to this makes me feel smarter

[@crimsonfive5491]

JAYHONOFAGUN 8756 same

[@turg9115]

JAYHONOFAGUN 8756 It makes me feel like a detective in action (don't know why)

[@some_idiot1646]

JAYHONOFAGUN 8756 It makes me feel adventurous and go out for some reason... dunno 'bout you guys. I'm just enjoying my form until it strikes to twelve.

[@user-FE40536]

Yes, that's exactly what I feel in this moment

[@yishaipol5154]

Jackie Marie hell yeah

[@chrysanthemumfritz7887]

"Mrs. Hudson took my skull..." -Sherlock

[@keyo3945]

"Shut up everybody, shut up! Don't move, don't speak, don't breathe, I'm trying to think. Anderson, face the other way, you're putting me off"-Sherlock

[@HiseuminGo]

I can't be the only one who feels like SUPER COOL whenever I listen to this right? It's so energizing XD

[@thinkingcap1585]

+Hard Life To Love Nothing like this music to add a spring to my steps !! :)

[@KarmmilliOn]

Ikr??? I loving listening to this song when I feel like drawing Sherlock!

[@patshd4543]

This raised my IQ

[@thecreymanerevist4412]

PatsHD but you still lower the IQ of the whole street

[@Tahkaullus01]

Mycroft: Step up surveillance. Grade 3. Active. Anthea: On who, sir? Mycroft: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson.

[@potatoes6100]

Favorite moment of the entire show,for some odd reason it always gets me

[@zebrahawk9329]

+Potatoes when they walk away together laughing... God everything about this show either makes my heart feel fuzzy or gives me chills lmao

[@mariavlachaki5898]

MH : this is family SH : that's WHY HE STAYS JW : little savage smile Me : DEAD

[@nerfpocobs0]

I watch this today

[@LordChristoff]

"Did you miss me?" - #MoriartyLives

[@caslaterlo5922]

I KNEW someone was going to do that. And to think that's an happy ending to us.

[@LordChristoff]

Hawkstorm Laterlo I am honored to be the one that for filled you're prediction :)

[@saroban2841]

Thanks for the spoiler. ;(

[@caslaterlo5922]

Saro Ban Terribly sorry, indeed. But for anyone in the Americas, it comes on in 2 days.

[@BlackSpiderPro]

Awwww, come on! :c Spoiler much?

[@RohanBhatia]

"Save me. Baker Street SH" Lestrade turns up with chopper and 10 cars

[@davehoffman4659]

"Yeah, I need help with this speech. Oh, you brought along friends to help? Excellent!"

[@some_idiot1646]

Cantona223 It's actually "help me"

[@iamdino0]

That scene was hilarious.

[@dominickbenincasa5043]

Do you know any funny stories about John? 🚔 🚔 🚔 🚔

[@FrancescoLucchetta]

I _think_ that, _maybe_ , you've copied it

[@dorihorvath6693]

"Also, your loss would break my heart." Mycroft Holmes

[@CAT-2323]

“Pffttt what the hell am I supposed to say to that?” Sherlock.

[@bebelmuniz]

Sherlock's speech on John's wedding: "Let's talk about death." People's face: holy sh** ... hahahah

[@regularsizedpanda]

" All lives end All hearts are broken caring is not an advantage "

[@Tsetsugen]

SHerlock. -Mycroft Holmes *)

[@seafaringneptune3573]

On a long enough timeline,

[@connerbrennan7587]

I have only just started watching this show, and I must say, it has lived up to the hype. Amazing show

[@silveraxolotl37]

Be very very careful now that you've been sucked in. I just got involved about a month ago and I've already watched season one and two there's only nine episodes on Netflix so make them last!

[@steckner]

ev397 Yep. You don't need to worry about catching up when their net episode release (as of today) is every one episode per 174 days.

[@Ash14851]

Yeah I know. A few weeks ago my friend, who is absolutely obsessed with the show, told me to watch it and I am literally addicted to it now. It's so good!!

[@anaypauli]

"Are you okay?Don't just say you are, because I know what that means, looking sad when you think no one can see you" "You can see me" "I don't count"

[@xereta1123]

molly

[@sonalidasgupta3562]

...but you do...count

[@starcxtcher]

John Watson's motif: **slow, rubato, hollow, sad, dreary** Sherlock Holmes' theme: **quick, steady, spontaneous, lively, sporadic** It's almost as if their individual themes symbolize them as characters and grant us further insight into their mindset and deeper emotions... -I love music so much-

[@gabrielkrows488]

"A junkie who solves crimes to get high, and a soldier who never really left the war" Rosamund

[@yagoastur1148]

What could be wrong?

[@soyoungjoe1899]

@@yagoastur1148 What could be wrong? I think Rosemund should be written Rosamund.

[@gabrielkrows488]

@@soyoungjoe1899 ah yes thx

[@yourprivateinvestigator7712]

Sherlock: Where is the woman? Watson: what woman? Sherlock: The woman THE woman...The woman woman Watson: Oh you mean adler?

[@transportdave5008]

Great music from one of my favourite shows! It always plays at the right places, and just gets you really into the show. One of my favourite times it plays is in "A Scoundrel in Belgravia" when he opens the safe and they do that cool slow motion fighting sequence!!!

[@SamLangeliers]

You should put a spoiler tag here man, I've already watched every episode, but there are some new people here. :D don't spoil the fun for them.

[@transportdave5008]

Oh yeah - whoops :P SPOILERS!!

[@transportdave5008]

Er no :P

[@etherealdestiny]

It is always sounds right every time they play this in any scenes.

[@bhanotprateek]

"A *Scandal in Belgravia"

[@1978rharris]

I love how the tune speeds up. Really gives you that “the game’s afoot” feeling and makes you wanna run around looking at clues.

[@LR.001]

I think 'clueing for looks' is what you mean lol

[@uny4781]

Come at once if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway. SH

[@soyoungjoe1899]

My favorite quote! I’m gonna use it to my friends

[@user-uj3fu2el2m]

“Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring!”

[@GAMERWACHER]

My favorite TV show... Can't wait for season 4.

[@Mike2go]

Some people say that it could come out in the end of the year, but I think that 2017 is more likely.

[@Mike2go]

Kiersten Sheppa I'm waiting for so many serials. xD

[@jullanska4234]

Me too

[@viniic.s]

u guys have any idea of when is bbc going to release the 4th season???

[@adastra8019]

+Vinicius Soares in the end of 2016/ the beginning of 2017;)

[@febe5434]

Sherlock: “did you bring your gun like I asked you to?” John: “why would I bring a gun to your parents’ house?” Sherlock: “is it in your coat?” John: “yes.”

[@alexl6468]

Wich episode is it in ?

[@astrosleep9625]

@@alexl6468 series 3 episode 3 I believe

[@andrewtyler1161]

@@astrosleep9625 Yeah, cos it was right before Sherlock was arrested.

[@backpackfullofeggs]

I would like this to be my daily life's background music. Intense. Energizing. Fascinating.

[@notenoughmice]

You too?

[@SunnyShuklathedoctor]

Thank you Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss for not destroying our childhood.

[@TeaSquiffy2]

Moffat did a better job of this than Doctor Who

[@SunnyShuklathedoctor]

+SpryGiblets I know right

[@TeaSquiffy2]

+Sunny Shukla Hopefully, Chris can bring it back from the dark ages.

[@shoumikadhikary9193]

+SpryGiblets He destroyed doctor who.

[@glauciasueniamoreiratavare2202]

+CrASH "Doctor Who, Not give your feels" ~ Moffat, Steven YEAH, YEAH, NOT GIVE, NOOOT, HOHOHOW

[@juanaids]

Someone in my class said they hated sherlock Teacher: Just how many times did he fall out of the window?

[@gabrielkrows488]

BAHAHAHAHA

[@Raven-kv6js]

I lost count, inspector

[@mebigroux8817]

As many times as he looked at mrs. Hudson

[@CaedisHa]

I don’t recall Lestrade I sorta lost count

[@mcmk9661]

r/thatactuallyhappened

[@fc-lq4tb]

“I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes” “You should put that on a t-shirt” -------------------------------- “I don't understand” “You should have that on a t-shirt” “I still don't understand” “And there's the back of the t-shirt”

[@Caolanj29]

@Kardelen Cumberbatch s3 e1 i believe

[@orf2072]

Im literally gonna make this shirt

[@yoghurtlord1745]

I would make a comment aboot Sherlock, but I might lower the IQ of the whole comment section.

[@RumiB-ge6cg]

Yes, judging by the way you spelt "aboot". Not commenting is probably safest.

[@indiranair8236]

Burn.

[@pulusukaushikreddy6998]

Maybe he did mispelled it intentionally to prove the point.

[@minicakekitty]

With the way you’ve spelt ‘about’ as ‘aboot’ I’m sure you already have.

[@Vebtelefux]

Good to know. Professor Moriarty has at least 136 KZbin-Accounts

[@tahahusain4203]

Haha Moriarty and his clever schemes. I bet that this was his first step to ruin Sherlock in the episode the Reichenbach Fall. 1. Make many accounts on KZbin and dislike his theme song.

Taha Husain And while you listen to this music... suddenly, the a noise interrupts it, than Moriarty appears... Did you miss me?

[@triforcepower73]

When people who haven't even seen Sherlock say that Elementary is better. >_>

[@palmtree1958]

+triforcepower73 Elementary kind of pisses me off. It lacks the wit and shipping ability and humour and everything that Steven Moffat created with Sherlock.

[@vin15302]

+. Tamar . i think both are lacking in something, but they both make up for it in something else

[@palmtree1958]

***** They sure are taking their time aren't they :D

[@chickpea71]

+triforcepower73 my parents watch Elementary and they love it -_- I've tried to make them watch Sherlock but they disagree -________________________________-

[@palmtree1958]

Andrea Caceres u srs m8 ugh

[@s_a3669]

Me: OMG Sherlock is the BEST People: You mean that psychopath? Me in a British accent: He's not a psychopath, he's a high-functioning sociopath

[@dominickbenincasa5043]

Shahed Ali- High functioning sociopath, with your number…

[@s_a3669]

@@dominickbenincasa5043 high functioning sociopath that can save the whole world (but he'd say it's too boring of a case)

[@aftonlogan3987]

This is me all the time! XD

[@spottedoriginal]

@@dominickbenincasa5043 *happe n big smile*

[@mcmk9661]

r/thatactuallyhappened

[@Kanig94]

Ms. Hudson leaving Bakerstreet? ... England would fall!