Derek - Christmas panto - The Catherine Tate Christmas Show - BBC comedy

[@Cuddletoe]

You couldn't direct piss into a bucket x) I nearly died.

[@CorbalianVoss]

HAHAHA

[@marcelasotozapata323]

A real pleasure to listen to Mrs. Tate British accent!!! And her talent is a fine jewel!! Love from Argentina!

[@stellartunes]

THIS is hillarious. I needed a gut laugh....Ms. Tate is brilliant!

[@dierenhospitaal]

I love when he says 'who invited you to the party dear?' xD

[@529JJ3]

"parking his bike up the dirt track..." - classic!!!

[@martindonaldson]

"Who invited you to the party dear"...LOL

[@GemDemGA]

This is without a doubt the funniest Derek clip.

[@Galacticmaster]

this is the best of derek. its the face he pulls which gets me

[@stikndip]

Una Stubbs: the quality just shines through. IMHO her finest hour was as Aunt Sally in Worzel Gummidge. Brilliant comedy actress. X

[@LindaTCornwall]

She was pretty amazing in Till Death Us Do Part too don't forget! :D Shame the only thing everyone seems to remember her for was that awful sickly sweet Summer Holiday lol... RE Worzel Gummidge, I have fond memories of one Christmas Day watching the Christmas special in the early am as I opened my presents. It was the episode where they got married.. or were supposed to haha.... I must have been around 11 or 12 lol...

[@joshmarsters]

LOVED her as Miss Bat in the Worst Witch

[@zacmumblethunder7466]

She was very good in a Victoria Wood play as one of a bunch of really annoying airline passengers.

[@consul1957]

"Couldn't direct piss into a bucket" Hilarious!

[@istillremember25]

"Come along Leonard! We're off!" -walks away swinging hips with Leonard following- There you go, the end bit just for you lol

[@CraigTulloch]

And if you think he’s playing Baron Hard-on you can forget it.

[@istillremember25]

"Director? Don't make me laugh, you couldn't direct piss into a bucket!"

[@leeleefluffy06]

"Who dear, me dear, gay dear, no dear?"...they need to make a movie of "The adventures of Derek" and a movie about "Seargent Sam Speed"... Catherine Tate is fantastic...

[@gollum19671967]

Yes she doesn't get enough credit.

[@romeyburgin7221]

The makeup on Catherine is amazing.

[@christianthorogood3181]

You couldn't direct piss into a bucket too funny 😆

[@monmouthnj]

Which is correct. As a woman, she'd have hard time doing that.

[@snowball1988]

this is the 1st episode i watched of her show and hence, this was the very first scene and its always been my fave derek sketch as well!!

[@Saraaa2538]

Best catherine tate show ever!

[@HH-mw4sq]

RIP Una Stubbs. Thanks for the laughs on the Catherine Tate Show, and Fawlty Towers.

[@jean6872]

*Such a brilliant range of characters.*

[@tomspence8506]

The joke about how Una Stubb's character can't direct urine into a bucket is HILARIOUS!

[@stealinmystuff]

"you couldn't direct piss into a bucket"

[@paddyhyland]

"just because a man shapes his eyebrows and listens to a bit of shirley bassey, you assume he parks his bike up the dirt track" the writers must have wet their pants when they came up with that line.

[@EdsLorraine]

How very dare you!

[@theconcorden]

LOVE Derek, he's awesome! Hahahaha!!!!

[@slytherinnyc]

LOVE the Derek character and nan!!!!

[@Kizillia]

"Leonard Mincing, Baron Hardup"

[@VladSicoe]

"How very dare you?!" simply hilarious :))))

[@ZeeAzman]

Parking his bike up the dirt track" 1:49 Lol!!! xD

[@KnightWalker11]

loving it one of the best

[@Gfresh844]

"Who invited you to the party?"

[@davidkasquare]

Derek leaves anybody lost for words.

[@Moonshadowad]

Me and my friend used to crack up at this. "Leonard mincing" lol

[@kevvie100]

"You may choose to spend your time waving your dingdong to other men in public toilets, but we don1t need it shoved down our throats" = comedy genius!

[@TanyaTurner06]

I love the head movements he does when people say he's gay

[@TheCookieMonster75]

how very dare you... ...to be so funny :D:D:D i can't stop laughing :D

[@DAndreMichael]

"Besmurge" which is usually used in context eg; "ridicule of besmurge ones reputation" like make fun of, shame. etc.

[@johnkennedyjr]

I JUST LOVE IT!

[@roytrobe]

Ah! She's just too good!!

[@Sootysful]

Absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SoyLaJefa]

her make up is excellent! Catherine Tate is a genius!

[@DanLTjoe]

PMSL XD "Director? Dont make me laugh. You couldn't direct piss into a bucket!" haha lolz

[@kikatx08]

Parking his bike up the dirt track. This is funny as funny can be .

[@johnkennedyjr]

Who invited you to the party, dear? ahahah

[@MissCosto]

Man alive. It's Miss Bat from The Worst Witch! Ah, the little things.

[@charlescron1454]

The poor soul who sits with the script offstage and whispers the cues to actors during rehearsals/performances when they forget their lines or go off the script.

[@eddpower5425]

"Erm, excuse me Ursula? 😂😉😉

[@madnog123]

Lolling How very dare you! Just because a man shapes his eyebrows and likes a bit of Shirly Bassey!!!! love it!!!! xXx

[@peepe2k7]

'you could't direct piss into a bucket!!!' lol

[@goonerang]

parkin' his bike up the dirt track!! LOL!

[@brickyards]

Yes. I heard that bit!

[@teviottilehurst]

'who invited you to the party?' so funny.

[@percyfree9831]

So enjoy Derik

[@Arielle1Celeste]

Why cut the part where he tells Leonard they're going? That is always the best.

[@noaer]

...just because a man shapes his eyebrows & likes a bit of shirley bassey...

[@lockbert99]

... you accuse him of parking his bike up the dirt track...

[@Ts98765]

Perfect...comedy keep it up

[@diego4407]

Love it. Comiquisimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@athull08]

There's a bit cut off at the end. He pointed at Leonard and said "and if you think he's playing Baron Hard-on, you've got another think coming"

[@matildamaher2650]

This character is hilarious

[@snowball1988]

thats my fave line!

[@simonthreadingham3455]

Always thought I was gay? How very dare you!

[@jonathan75801]

Who's that in your picture?

[@Mattieboiat77sun]

Haha! OMG LOVE Catherine tate! Soo funny! :)

[@kalamenco3071]

Mrs. Houdson!!!!!😂😱😍

[@LittleCheeseburger]

you couldnt direct piss into a bucket!:DD this is hilarious...

[@originaldeftom]

"Just because a man shapes his eyebrows and listens to a bit of Shirley Bassey, you accuse him of parking his bike up the dirt track?" HOW VERY DARE YOU!

[@ryannuth5697]

This will never stop getting laughs, very surprised bbc havnt removed this yet with there recent form of removing scenes/episodes from TV lately.

[@MrClassicDoctorWho]

"Worzel, i refuse to be insulted by this piece of driftwood!!!"

[@Vinniehottie]

well done

[@xxcrazylukexx]

lol i love the part where she goes who dear? me dear? gay dear? no dear."

[@johnkennedyjr]

you're the x-mas fairy... i beg your pardon? ahahahaha

[@2eleven48]

Bless dear Una who recently died at 84.

[@pandaman96]

"Oh dear, you dear, gay dear, yes dear i can well believe it."

[@RNC200711]

"Who dear, you dear, gay dear, YES DEAR I CAN WELL BELIEVE IT" lol

[@clydegoodrich6720]

That whole Greta Thunberg How Dare You schtick was becoming quite barfworthy in recent years, but now that I've discovered Derek's How Very Dare You, I'm back on board. Thanks to Catherine Tate!

[@iLiKeCeRe]

remember that episode of spongebob squarepants when squidward's face gets broken and then he has the operation to get it fixed and it looks really good. well, squidward's face after the operation looks almost EXACTLY like Derek!

[@burtwise1246]

A Classic.

[@timredfern1282]

Hilarious 😂

[@Bloodmire9]

At the end she says,"Come on Lennard!" :DDDD

[@jeremysmith54565]

Mincing just murders me lol

[@TheSeopard]

@Lauraaaayx That's one headed my own retorts!

[@army3457]

So funny!!

[@giulio123]

LOL you couldn't direct piss in to a bucket!!!!!

[@Dune137]

This is one of my 2 favorite Derek clips! I beg your pardon! What on Earth are you insinuating! :DDD Can you PLEASE make it available on mobile? THANK YOU!

[@willowandglass7599]

Who, dear? Me, dear? Gay, dear? No, dear.

[@Sconebonbon]

parking my bike up someones dirt track lmao!!!

[@Ken-mm9pr]

Loook Dear !!! You may choose to spent your time waving you dindon to every other public toilet , but we dont need it shoved down our throats.. LOL

[@awkwardbarry]

@mifune141 It's "shapes his eyebrows"...but the meaning is still very clear, haha!

[@TheTheSweetlovelyca1]

thnis is so funny how very dear you lol

[@pippipster6767]

You managed to miss the beginning and the end of this!

[@outlookesp]

Brilliant performance by th elate Una Stubbs

[@helenaw302]

Gavin from Benidorm is in this lol

[@3622Dave]

Derren Litten was a writer for both shows so I guess he was so impressed with Hugh Sachs performance that he asked him to play pretty much the same character in Benidorm.

[@jimcazador6057]

Derek reminds me of Gareth Thomas for some reason...

[@thoomoo]

Hilarious

[@AlainaWithanA]

OMG IT'S MRS. HUSTON!!

[@clarie91s]

Is the lady giving out the parts Ms. Bat from The New Worst Witch?

[@annmitchell4663]

clarie91s Shes Mrs Hudson in Sherlock.

[@Boonedaba]

OHMYGOD IT UNA STUBBS!!! I LOOOOOOVVVEEEE HER!!!

[@brencrack]

the christmass fairy ha ha

[@renrocks27]

i cant believe these ads on youtube now that interrupt the clip! thats ridiculous!

[@angelfoster-starr6752]

My mum was in the room when I watched this and she didn't like the swearing!

[@nataliakubica2988]

there's no swearing in this though...

[@en3killa]

i like anthere panta show in my school with a stinky gring it was funny!

[@CandiedMadness]

ROFLMAO! Oh Catherine Tate xD

[@7ChocolateMusic4]

Lots of great lines to choose from in the scene, but I think my fave has to be .... 'who invited you to the party dear', rofl, genius ..... A very typical thing for a gay man to say who isn't comfortable with his sexuality, IE: On the defensive, bloody brilliant! :)